violet hornet
ahh I had no idea
#zealot-class
royal vortex
dh always leaves if theres only 1 guy alive
tropic harbor
New theory: crusher is the best defensive weapon for zealot
fading vale
<@217454237234364416> i swap between these two
bro wheres the scattershot at
vocal pulsar
@fading vale
fading vale
no the secret is scattershot no respite on lawby
frank night
post steve
frosty herald
im probs playing with you guys again when the next update drops
median steeple
Next month ™️
median steeple
north sedge
median steeple
be the American the Japanese think you are
winged whale
I worry I may be gimping myself by running bolter on my Zealot. It works fine on Heresy and Damnation when I'm with my team, but when I'm with randoms in Damnation who I can't rely on having sufficient range, or can't rely on being attentive enough to actually target the 3 snipers tearing us new ones, I really feel the issues with it.
frosty herald
when i try to call in my weapon stratagem but accidentally wavedash into the bile titan
winged whale
I worry I may be gimping myself by running bolter on my Zealot. It works fine on...
Whats the general view of the bolter? Meme cannon, or actually worth taking most times?
fleet zealot
better veteran weapon rn
royal vortex
more niche use case than the most meta stuff, requires more deliberate use to get value out of
vocal pulsar
bolter functions better on vet, but is still useable on zealot if you know what you are doing
zealous mesa
i went swimming with manatees once theyre so docile and nice
fleet zealot
it's just been balanced towards a precision weapon while zealot prefers blasting
winged whale
After those occasions on Damnation where none of the randoms could shoot a sniper, I thought maybe I'd explore one of the revolver options.
Not sure though.
winged whale
I thought there were three, the old one and two relatively recently released ones?
vocal pulsar
2
winged whale
Ah. Which is considered better, the old one?
vocal pulsar
yeah. the zarona
shy river
Old revolver just kinda does everything a zealot would want it to do
median steeple
they fanning one is a memeish weapon for the most part, I think some have made it work tho
buoyant pecan
i went swimming with manatees once theyre so docile and nice
love manatees. only reason i pray God spares Florida from his wrath
median steeple
but the old is just kilometers better
polar nexus
Whats the general view of the bolter? Meme cannon, or actually worth taking most...
My favorite zealot weapon.
winged whale
I enjoy it a lot as well, but I only ever felt the need to pull mine out against bosses, crushers, or very rarely ragers/maulers. The few times I decided it was worthwhile to try to kill a distant special with it, it seemed pretty poor at it.
The iron sights also seem like they don't actually line up properly sometimes, s'strange.
vocal pulsar
The iron sights also seem like they don't actually line up properly sometimes, s...
they dont
polar nexus
You could change the point to a crosshair
vocal pulsar
you need a mod
you can use this mod to add a crosshair while ADSing
very very useful for bolter especially
may be hard to see, but you can see a little white dot from the crosshair remap mod
polar nexus
I don't think I have used the bolter without. How is it? No point nothing just iron sights?
You can change the dot for a crosshair
winged whale
I rarely use the irons on it because they seem mechanically worse than they should be, and even if they did function like the visual suggests they should, they still wouldn't be great sights.
Not quite 'no point', but close imo.
Milk's got this in stock. Thoughts? Not a fan of the salvo blessing, and I'm not sure just how much rending I really would need with something like this gun to start with. Aside from that Pen and Crit bonus seem a little low, but I'm not sure just how important those are with this gun.
south folio
baby's first knife solo clutch as is tradition
makes me happy that until death exists
vocal pulsar
Milk's got this in stock. Thoughts? Not a fan of the salvo blessing, and I'm not...
handcannon is one of the must have blessing on revolver
ripe quest
Whats the general view of the bolter? Meme cannon, or actually worth taking most...
You can make it work great but it requires a good deal of familiarity with it and/or a build that supports it, the latter of which is easier on Vet.
winged whale
And how about the stats? The pen stat in particular is only 67, would that be a big problem with this gun?
I could buy this with my Milk Tokens, or I could go play gacha game simulator at Brunt's for an hour until I get a decent roll.
vocal pulsar
And how about the stats? The pen stat in particular is only 67, would that be a ...
it's good enough. i would suggest you use that gun for a bit
and if you like it, reroll other revolvers
then when you get a potential godroll, rip handcannon iv off of that one you just bought
and put it on the godroll
winged whale
While I'm at it, here's this shotgun I bought last night, just to test how I'd feel running a shotgun:
vocal pulsar
agri shotgun is good, but best on vet
winged whale
Didn't care for it over much. Was hoping the slugs would really kick ass at range but they don't seem to do that great outside of headshots.
royal vortex
they open bulwarks if you care for that
vocal pulsar
you want no respite (a must on all shotguns, unless on a specific build) and fullbore
winged whale
Not particularly. My bolter opened them sufficiently too anda ll.
fading vale
yeah slugs are kind of ass when other guns exist
royal vortex
You can make it work great but it requires a good deal of familiarity with it an...
bolter on vet feels weirdly challenging but for reasons people don't understand
because what they get caught up in is the draw speed or reload time
neither of which matter
winged whale
Well, my intention with it was to get something that would allow me to effectively deal with snipers and other distant specials. The fact that it seemed like it would perform well up close was a bonus. In my testing in Heresy last night I found it to be not great though.
fading vale
people like to say oh hey a slug opens bulwarks! yeah 1 of them who cares
royal vortex
the problem is if u wanna maximize™️ ur stuff u have to do weird builds that are very prone to simply dying
fading vale
all the shotguns can deal with snipers at any distance with primary fire
coarse birch
most 2 shot unless its comedically far out
and they still knock them down at the least
or do they just stagger
fading vale
no respite more or less guarantees a 2 shot
royal vortex
people like to say oh hey a slug opens bulwarks! yeah 1 of them who cares
i think it's contextually useful, but a lot of stuff that pens bulwarks falls off at high density regardless
unless you have an immo nade
coarse birch
the agri base shot still has good finesse iirc
royal vortex
or a kant shotgun
royal vortex
bolter for instance can get absolutely fucked if there's no elevation you can stand on to see over some of them
winged whale
Yup, that's certainly my experience.
I do like being able to make a nice hallway in a horde for a few seconds though.
Maybe I should just switch off from the stun grenade and onto the throwing knives, if I want to deal with snipers.
No drop-off on those, right?
royal vortex
don't think so but they are a projectile with a decent arc
coarse birch
but i think damage remains the same
royal vortex
snipers in particular you dont even have to headshot
but zealot gets to do this on bolter and vet doesnt (or at least not without much more specific setup)
god i fucking wish marksman stacked on headshot rather than headshot kill
coarse birch
imagine
royal vortex
drop it to 1 stack per headshot and you get 2 instead of 1 on kill
frosty herald
coarse birch
i dont remember being a huge fan of the current MF nodes anyway
more stacks is nice
royal vortex
they're all weirdly designed and i dont think it's very intentional that im using marksman to juice my crit damage on bolter and just bodyshotting anyways outside of ogryns
sharp zodiac
More Warframe mod farming
royal vortex
like legitimately this is the lowest form of "aiming" u have to do with any weapon
coarse birch
yeah they probably didnt think about weapons like bolter with fringe breakpoints
royal vortex
i am simply making sure the crosshair is on the target and then i am 1 shotting anything smaller than a mauler
coarse birch
that also heavily benefit from the base benefits of MF even without HS
royal vortex
i mean it's a twofold issue
it's finesse damage, not weakspot
and finesse weapons inherently have the same returns for a headshot as a crit
delicate shadow
finesse is funny like that
royal vortex
to be fair
coarse birch
yeah thats actually kinda crazy
delicate shadow
honestly never cared for the idea of crits and weakspots being more or less the same thing but crits also get the armour pen component
makes balancing it a bit of a nightmare
royal vortex
crab had a really interesting idea
coarse birch
they should prob be separate
royal vortex
that he brought up to me during one of my "i fucking hate ogryn" mald sessions
coarse birch
i wanna say skele in VC was saying that so much being tied to finesse makes it hard to balance
royal vortex
where you create "finesse archetypes" for weapons, and the top-of-his-head numbers were like 75% weakspot 25% crit, 50/50 split, 25% weakspot 75% crit
coarse birch
along with how much is tied to crits
royal vortex
because this lets you shift away some of the insane numbers from running like a deadshot ciag and abusing crit strings to get most of the finesse damage
and you can meaningfully incorporate finesse to ogryn weapons by making some more rewarding on crit
royal vortex
i wanna say skele in VC was saying that so much being tied to finesse makes it h...
it's a better problem to have than the stupid pinning fire 75% slaught shit we dealt with but yeah
coarse birch
where you create "finesse archetypes" for weapons, and the top-of-his-head numbe...
when i was first playing i assumed this was how it worked
ngl
roughly
ripe quest
yeah slugs are kind of ass when other guns exist
Yeah the slugs are a weird part of the Agri. The primary shot is already accurate so the slug's only utility is higher per shot damage at the cost of a far slower firerate (hence why Agri Railgun is v fun since it plays into this). It should get some side utility other than just being equivalent to 3 primary shots turned into one.
Or just, slugs as the primary fire
Which wouldn't change anything about the weapon other than it being a "It hits or it doesn't" instead of the pellet system
coarse birch
incoming "my bolter keeps staggering things and its making me miss"
actually the way you play
im not sure
royal vortex
"the way you play"..?
frosty herald
Yosh
coarse birch
yes
frosty herald
You wouldnt imagine how pissed i am at bolter stagger fucking up my magdump
vocal pulsar
no more 30% collat bolter
are we gaming? vc?
royal vortex
no
im gambling
and then probably helldiving
if u would like to join me in that endeavor
also FUCK brunts
vocal pulsar
i already beat helldivers
royal vortex
wtf
coarse birch
You wouldnt imagine how pissed i am at bolter stagger fucking up my magdump
yeah this is generally why you roll a low collat one
but josho does like a precision build with it
royal vortex
a low collat takes 2 shots w/o ranged impact to open bulwarks
can't stack pf on crushers in a timely manner
coarse birch
"the way you play"..?
did you just assume i was giving you shit
royal vortex
YEAH
coarse birch
i wouldnt give you shit unsolicited or unprovoked
vocal pulsar
he says it's fine cuz he has exe stance, which can open bulwark
but then i hear him complaining that he cant open the bulwark
low collat L
vocal pulsar
big L
royal vortex
it one taps maulers
delicate shadow
the way josho plays...
royal vortex
pog
delicate shadow
is pretty good
royal vortex
in the body
coarse birch
josho is very good yeah
north sedge
josho makes good rodeo clown while i shoot tank
royal vortex
the point at which i know i am good at a game is when i can count my mistakes and know exactly why i loathe myself
coarse birch
idk about in HD
delicate shadow
last time I played with Josho was when we pretty much duo'd and forgot about the 2 smite psykers we had until end event 
royal vortex
lmao
coarse birch
thats how it should be
vocal pulsar
the way josho plays...
you haven't played with him enough, like i have
play with him long enough
royal vortex
mankar knows what i am going to do before i do
vocal pulsar
and you will see the most braindead ogryn tier plays known to man
delicate shadow
I would be so fucking rusty if I hopped back in the game now
coarse birch
well it is ogryn
delicate shadow
haven't played in like 2 months and been playing verm a bunch in the meantime
delicate shadow
going between the games is always hell
royal vortex
to be clear here we have seen each other at our dt WORST
coarse birch
as someone who played VT2 one time
royal vortex
he just gives me more shit for it
frank night
royal vortex
if i was like mankar i would be declaring "this is the game where i get blown up by bursters"
but i am MAN enough to say "oh my god im fucking stupid" when its the third game in a row where i melee a burster as it turns a corner
vocal pulsar
if i was like mankar i would be declaring "this is the game where i get blown up...
this is every game for you
delicate shadow
as someone who played VT2 one time
yeah like when I took a break from verm, played a bunch of dt and then swapped back I kept fucking up by trying to sprint and slide 
royal vortex
this is every game for you
see
vocal pulsar
where you blow yourself aand or your team up with a burster
vocal pulsar
mittins, i forgive you
delicate shadow
chased josho 
royal vortex
i got blamed again for something i didnt do
frank night
there were a great deal of burly men pursuing us
frank night
and it transpired the scrambler had turned my sentry into a request for an airstrike
coarse birch
ig this is just your life josho
royal vortex
before this he got mad because i shot him for punching him
coarse birch
you punched him then shot him
royal vortex
no he also blew me up
before that
like
minutes before
i was airstriked by two separate british people
my only two deaths were being airstriked by british people
coarse birch
before this he got mad because i shot him for punching him
does this not say you shot him and unched him
or can you not type
frank night
because you run into airstrike beacons
coarse birch
or am i dumb
frank night
like a semi-blind cat
royal vortex
im dumb
coarse birch
ah ok
frank night
sighting the food bowl
royal vortex
okay hold on
royal vortex
one of them dough said "that's an airstrike"
i thought he was still at that base like 300m away
and then i turn to my left
AND THERE IS A GLOWING RED LINE TO THE SKY
and then i was dead
@coarse birch the mauler one tap BP is with markan
MY PRECISION CHEST SHOOTING
royal vortex
markan..?
frank night
i do not know why i am being accused
by a man who gibbed himself
with his own autocannon
royal vortex
what is wrong with me
coarse birch
its stan
royal vortex
"gibbed" is singular
frank night
do you want the list
coarse birch
hes getting us all
royal vortex
no mittins i dont
royal vortex
"gibbed" is singular
i did this like 3 times
but not once did i ask mittins why he shot me with an autocannon
because i am not fucking DEMENTIA RIDDEN
royal vortex
bird also shot me with a sidearm the last time i played with him tbf
like he domed me in the head
instantly killing me as i ran from a bug
vocal pulsar
i remember fondly of the time where i meleed you into the dirt and shot you like a dog
royal vortex
im actually quite good about not teamkilling people in this game
vocal pulsar
with the autoshotgun
north sedge
I think the worst I've had was tike running straight into my railgun shot
winged whale
https://streamable.com/mju5zg
I do enjoy doing that. Momentum stack + charge makes mag dumping that thing at the start of a big fight a lot of fun
I usually don't bother reloading it afterward.
royal vortex
i dont know if anyone can top me killing laz and dough because laz punched me
north sedge
that was very good
frank night
we must all be quite good at not teamkilling
winged whale
Here's my bolter presently, by the way.
royal vortex
Here's my bolter presently, by the way.
try to get one with cavalcade/pf
much better magdump synergy
vocal pulsar
Here's my bolter presently, by the way.
you really want pinning fire on any and every bolter
north sedge
ive killed the friends i played hd1 with alot with mortar because they cant seem to understand when i say "mortar sentry coming in" that maybe they should not entrench themselves in front of the 300 bugs marching over
royal vortex
i like cara/flak for perks because i run it with a heavy sword so its not great at armor
vocal pulsar
cavalcade for zealot, surgical for vet
royal vortex
ive killed the friends i played hd1 with alot with mortar because they cant seem...
lmao
coarse birch
ive killed the friends i played hd1 with alot with mortar because they cant seem...
i will admit it would probably take me one death
to remember
oh right
that will kill me
royal vortex
tbf i walk into explosions all the time
north sedge
yea they just see things to kill and stop moving completely
like im like hey mortar sentry and the dude with machine gun responds by going prone 3 ft away from a charger
ripe quest
with his own autocannon
You can rocket jump with spore pods.
coarse birch
specifically
ripe quest
If you get ER and grenade launch while being punched you go so fucking far
royal vortex
ive had a couple of times where i thought an explosion was purely cinematic for some reason and wouldnt kill me
and so the manufactory thing i threw a grenade into and then saw a sample next to managed to score a kill from beyond its grave
north sedge
You can rocket jump with spore pods.
a charger did it for me once, except it was the spore pods were right under a crashed aircraft so all i did was go vertical at 300mph directly into the tail of a dropship and die instantly
ripe quest
a charger did it for me once, except it was the spore pods were right under a cr...
Yeah it's easy to get the height, but the height is what kills you.
north sedge
Yeah it's easy to get the height, but the height is what kills you.
oh no, there was no height to go, the tail was 6 ft above the spore pod
ripe quest
Oh lmao
north sedge
just instant head crushed into torso
delicate shadow
I still need to get HD2
but I guess I'll wait till the servers are figured out and I'll probably have the spare dosh to blow on it by then
frank night
ive had a couple of times where i thought an explosion was purely cinematic for ...
landmines were a new and unusual concept for you in darktide so i can understand this
royal vortex
landmines were a new and unusual concept for you in darktide so i can understand...
oh my god
i tell the story 1 fkin time
sharp zodiac
There we go
royal vortex
also publicizing
sharp zodiac
Only took 40 runs
royal vortex
substitute the z for an s if you're inferior
delicate shadow
the court of puplic opinion is a brutal one
sharp zodiac
Puplic
royal vortex
get his ass
delicate shadow
south folio
i tell the story 1 fkin time
exposed
delicate shadow
There we go
nice frame
gray ice
i can't tell the frame
sharp zodiac
Wisp Prime
gray ice
through the pastel destruction of my corneas
coarse birch
Only took 40 runs
Nice
delicate shadow
I like me lavos and me broberon
delicate shadow
I was trinity prime main for a while when I first started playing because I got it from the twitch prime shit
delicate shadow
i just need an oberon rework
yeaaa he's a bit dated
wisp kinda took over any niche he had
royal vortex
Glad to be there live
ripe quest
but I guess I'll wait till the servers are figured out and I'll probably have th...
Ask Fatshark to sponsor the purchase. You have the leverage.
coarse birch
Sorry josho but i will not budge on this one
sharp zodiac
Bruh the arm guards don't even fit
delicate shadow
Ask Fatshark to sponsor the purchase. You have the leverage.
"hey FS can you spot me $50 so I can play the game all your players are on while they wait for updates"
ripe quest
"hey FS can you spot me $50 so I can play the game all your players are on while...
Yeah they'll see it as a playtester criticism.
coarse birch
Tbf id give it to you for having the balls to ask
Sometimes you just gotta give it up
delicate shadow
giving up my balls let's goooo
royal vortex
i need to find out who u gotta pay to rename characters
my psyker has a default name
i cannot stand for it
if i could rename my psyker i would like triple my playtime
coarse birch
Lies
royal vortex
truths
delicate shadow
I just named all my characters after my typical online handle
north sedge
i mean its the same base game engine, so practically the same game
delicate shadow
cept the ogryn which gets to be Aquila
royal vortex
i wish u could dive in darktide
fair igloo
all of my characters are just JazHands except for my ogryn who i named "EmotionalSuppogryn" and then regretted cuz i realized i could have named him "EmogrynalSupport"
ripe quest
If you ask for the deluxe edition they'll kill you 100%, but if you just be humble and ask for the base you'll have a chance.
royal vortex
if i could name my psyker franz von drippenburg there would be no more complaints about psyker
but i am stuck as villan
delicate shadow
all of my characters are just JazHands except for my ogryn who i named "Emotiona...
frosty herald
I wish we could have 1 character reset per class
delicate shadow
villain is default? that's fucking hilarious
coarse birch
Oh
coarse birch
Never realized actually
royal vortex
ive seen vets named villan
nimble fiber
can confirm, also saw vets named villan
delicate shadow
crazy
sharp zodiac
Saw a guy named toe
Couldn't control myself when I saw that psyker
Not in a weird way
coarse birch
Wait till you find someone with tickle in their name
sharp zodiac
I would explode
nimble fiber
spiderman double meme
nimble fiber
bless u
sharp zodiac
That's just my dog
solar gorge
coarse birch
HNNRNGBRGLE
you truly have an elegant way with words
always putting things better than i could
gray ice
shakespeare is in shambles
solar gorge
he's dead i think
delicate shadow
https://tenor.com/view/cart-gas-weed-high-cough-gif-20160009
bro hit the reload cancel
delicate shadow
romeo and Juliet are overrated anyway
I've always fuckin hated that english departments want to hyperfocus on shakespeare's worst play
the tempest is right fuckin' there but nooooooo
gray ice
I wish it was neither
coarse birch
it was all the way back in 9th grade
gray ice
they coulda introduced me to some shit I'd actually find interesting
coarse birch
yeah
delicate shadow
yea and hamlet is like...it's ok but it's really just about fuckin' weirdo insane royalty shenans
nimble fiber
i forget if i even read hamlet
my condolences
coarse birch
animal farm and farenheit 451 were the only books i read in english i liked
at least somewhat
delicate shadow
macbeth is kinda the same deal-ish but it's not weird about it and actually is pretty good as a play
I had to read brave new world when we were doing dystopia books which is unfortunate because it's by far the most mid of the bunch
coarse birch
we might have read clockwork orange i forget if that was a choice or something we all read
delicate shadow
though weirdly prescient in a backwards sort of way considering they separated class by designations like gamma, delta etc. and we're in a world where people still buy into alpha and omega shit and meme about sigma males n w/e
nimble fiber
how shit? so shit that its funny again or just shit?
delicate shadow
just shit iirc
solar gorge
poor animation, low budget
ripe quest
alpha and omega
That movie awakened so many furries bro
coarse birch
legend has it he still has not found the toe zone
delicate shadow
stan needs a toe truck
solar gorge
That movie awakened so many furries bro
unsurprising, they do love garbage
nimble fiber
That movie awakened so many furries bro
ok now Im definitely not interested anymore 
royal vortex
@coarse birch
royal vortex
that clip is still funny to me
float like a butterfly screech like a banshee
delicate shadow
do y'all have like a server you all hang out in or smth
ripe quest
There's some random server that has even more stan quotes in it
hushed knoll
Entered the toe zone.
coarse birch
if we do i am unaware of it, this was just stuff that happened in VC here
there is another server with stan
idk what that one is about though
delicate shadow
ah ok I just keep seeing OOC screenshots and stuff lmoa
royal vortex
there is a far away land where the chosen of stan are graced with his presence
coarse birch
https://streamable.com/nc7fzj
here is the context behind the screech @delicate shadow (ping since you mentioned OOC)
headphone warning
north sedge
there is a land far away....beyond the ageless seas, where stan runs rampant with typos and shennanigans
nimble fiber
https://streamable.com/nc7fzj
here is the context behind the screech <@159521795...
still so sad that josho isn't here anymore
coarse birch
yeah rip
ripe quest
fading vale
we are the chosen ones
coarse birch
we are the chosen ones
do i even want to be a chosen one
delicate shadow
https://streamable.com/nc7fzj
here is the context behind the screech <@159521795...
holy shit lmao
coarse birch
i dont trust a stan run server
fading vale
legend has it stan even drops stan quotes in voice
royal vortex
it isnt a stan run server he just happens to be the mascot
because he is well
stan
he has his own little enclosure
hushed knoll
APRICOT
coarse birch
yes?
royal vortex
apricot?
delicate shadow
apricots are pretty delicious
ripe quest
BANANA
solar gorge
portal reference
delicate shadow
dried apricots my beloved
coarse birch
are there non dried apricots
north sedge
he has his own little enclosure
much like when you dropped the shield gen on to a tank in hd2 and gave it protection from our attacks
coarse birch
ive never seen them
delicate shadow
they exist
ripe quest
are there non dried apricots
allegedly.
delicate shadow
in a pre-dried state
coarse birch
i havent had an apricot in years
fading vale
COCONUT
coarse birch
TOMATO
hushed knoll
Mascot reminds me of apricot
coarse birch
what
ripe quest
Mascot reminds me of apricot
coarse birch
what
ripe quest
what
hushed knoll
It’s in my head
coarse birch
were you not naming random fruits
ripe quest
It’s in my head
fading vale
delicate shadow
bed angelina
coarse birch
your what now
fading vale
stan just renamed himself
coarse birch
bed angelina
ripe quest
oh dear he's angel hair pasta-ing
coarse birch
you say
delicate shadow
ripe quest
That's called running stan
ripe quest
If he doesn't do it he'd fall asleep and he can't be weird if he falls asleep
coarse birch
oh god
fading vale
everyone run
ripe quest
Stan will it be cooked
hushed knoll
Why wouldn’t it be
ripe quest
What will it be cooked in
delicate shadow
it'll be stirred and fried
nimble fiber
fading vale
are you going to put anything weird in it
north sedge
I’m going to make stir fry
hushed knoll
It’s sauce
ripe quest
What are the main ingredients of the stir fry
north sedge
what
winged whale
it's good enough. i would suggest you use that gun for a bit
Used it on a few Heresy games, pretty convenient to just have a gun I can pull out and fire immediately rather than the very long wait time of the bolter. Might be even handier than I expected.
coarse birch
ok
hushed knoll
VEGATUVLE
north sedge
lol
coarse birch
we are off to a good start
hushed knoll
God dammit
north sedge
hahaha
ripe quest
vegatuvle
nimble fiber
what
north sedge
yes
nimble fiber
huh
hushed knoll
Sorry I’m laying down and talking Amon the phone at the same time
coarse birch
Amon
nimble fiber
ah ok
ripe quest
Oh is Amon your BF?
hushed knoll
No wtf
north sedge
i have adopted a new persona
fading vale
just wait until it's drowned in mayonnaise or something
ripe quest
There's a chance it'll just be normal stir fry but I haven't seen a mention of a noodle or rice so
we have to see
ripe quest
It might just be sautéed vegatuvle and chicjeb w/ saice
fading vale
I would usually have rice on the side and like, make bites or eat some of the stir fry and then some rice
royal vortex
oh this is premium
ripe quest
Ah yeah I usually have all the usual stuff w/ rice and egg cooked together into it
royal vortex
my god
fading vale
I got turned off by pineapple last night, my burrito had so much meh tasting pineapple in it
delicate shadow
pineapple fried rice is fucking amazing
hushed knoll
I meant sauce
coarse birch
yeah it wasnt a ton of pineapple
ripe quest
Stan do not fry the sir
royal vortex
yes stan we could understand you
north sedge
you telling me a stan fried this rice
nimble fiber
alright
coarse birch
you telling me a stan fried this rice
no chance
royal vortex
you telling me a stan fried this rice
no way in hell
coarse birch
damn
hushed knoll
What is your marital relationship with Amon?
Shut ur pie hole
ripe quest
It's him, Sir Fry.
gray ice
you telling me a stan fried this rice
you mean an egg foo'd this yung?
fading vale
you can be sir cold and saltless fry
coarse birch
but dough took the other one
ripe quest
Shut ur pie hole
Haha atleast I can cook a pie.
hushed knoll
Holy shit I love pie so much
hushed knoll
Pie is so fucking amazing
royal vortex
Holy shit I love pie so much
there is something i wish to post
coarse birch
Holy shit I love pie so much
what kind of pie
royal vortex
be thankful we are here
fading vale
Holy shit I love pie so much
we know all too well
hushed knoll
Pecan
delicate shadow
had chicken pot pies the other day
coarse birch
yeah i saw visions
royal vortex
visions
gray ice
had chicken pot pies the other day
ballin
royal vortex
are u on drugs
north sedge
gray ice
had a beef one a couple days ago
nimble fiber
had chicken pot pies the other day
never had them before, are they good?
coarse birch
are u on drugs
what
coarse birch
no?
ripe quest
What in gods name
coarse birch
wait
north sedge
lol
royal vortex
wrong answer
delicate shadow
ballin
yea I been eating good this week, chicken pot pies, fish and chips, lamb shoulder with potatoes and rice w/ greek salad
da gud shit
royal vortex
he eats cold satless fries
coarse birch
i knew that
nimble fiber
what
ripe quest
what a [redacted] up waste of dna [redacted]
coarse birch
but off a pretzel?
gray ice
ooh preach my guy, that's some good eats
royal vortex
but off a pretzel?
yes
coarse birch
thats like
nimble fiber
no
coarse birch
the taste
gray ice
love to see it
coarse birch
of the pretzel
nimble fiber
why tho
delicate shadow
never had them before, are they good?
delicious, I could probably have one every day and not get bored lol
well I'd probably end up on a chubby emu video from pie overdose but idfk
nimble fiber
that just makes the pretzel sad
ripe quest
of the pretzel
What kind of shit pretzels are you eating where the flavor comes from the salt
nimble fiber
it literally has feelings
fading vale
I mean he specifically buys chocolate chip cookies but doesn't eat the chocolate chips cause he hates them
royal vortex
CanI make this al dente
no
coarse birch
What kind of shit pretzels are you eating where the flavor comes from the salt
it would still taste like pretzel but bland ass pretzel
hushed knoll
Saltless pretzels are amazing
coarse birch
( i dont use sauce)
nimble fiber
delicious, I could probably have one every day and not get bored lol
well I'd p...
definitely need to try them at some point then ^^
coarse birch
i should say
hushed knoll
And I love rubbing the salt off and pretending like it’s snowing
royal vortex
where are you disposing of the salt..?
nimble fiber
what
fading vale
chicken pot pie is pretty solid
ripe quest
it would still taste like pretzel but bland ass pretzel
Yeah you need to up your pretzel standards up.
delicate shadow
Stan is putting salt in the atmosphere
nimble fiber
but then its all on the ground
fading vale
where are you disposing of the salt..?
the hair
delicate shadow
stantrails in the sky
hushed knoll
where are you disposing of the salt..?
On the floor
nimble fiber
stan wants to be a cloud fr
hushed knoll
Or if at home over the sink
fading vale
THE FLOOR
hushed knoll
I love clouds
hushed knoll
They’re so fucking cure
royal vortex
you pig
coarse birch
thats not the floor
solar gorge
mongolian maxxing
polar nexus
Stan flexing
nimble fiber
stan marking his territory?
delicate shadow
tbf salt on the floor is fine, bro is gonna be safe from poltergeists for sure
fading vale
and any sneaky ice
ripe quest
I mean like at a baseball game I just rub it on the ground
Stan you're eating pretzels topped with dirt.
nimble fiber
stan definitely doesn't like snails
delicate shadow
hate sand
coarse birch
this sounds familar
fading vale
that is one of the scenes of all time
ripe quest
Next you're gonna tell me you hate the Jedi way
delicate shadow
the prequels really went all out on being the least serious movies
fading vale
whoever wrote that scene was on some twilight shit
coarse birch
ah
nimble fiber
oh
delicate shadow
(I actually did enjoy the prequels ngl)
ripe quest
It was foreshadowing for his ultimate moment where he eats shit and nearly dies on a sandy river of lava.
coarse birch
i liked 1 and 3
delicate shadow
like they're terrible movies but they're fun idk
fading vale
they are fun to laugh at
coarse birch
but i havent watched any star wars movie in forever
probably since like
7 or 8 released
nimble fiber
(I actually did enjoy the prequels ngl)
delicate shadow
the best star wars stuff is all the non-movie content so it's all g
fading vale
but i havent watched any star wars movie in forever
solar gorge
like they're terrible movies but they're fun idk
star wars battles were they just walk at eachother while firing is the only redeeming part of star wars
delicate shadow
YEAH lmao
ripe quest
The biggest sin of the prequels was limiting the writing of the Clone Wars.
solar gorge
in a big open field
molten magnet
delicate shadow
battle of genosis is just dudes running straight into gunfire en masse while hipfiring
median steeple
nimble fiber
shit that reminds me, never really finished clone wars
delicate shadow
sci-fi tends to have hilariously terrible depictions of firearm combat
fading vale
(no one has invented artillery in star wars)
the gungans
delicate shadow
like fuckin' starship troopers the dudes just spray and pray 24/7 even if they have a giant scope
ripe quest
(no one has invented artillery in star wars)
Best part is they have it like, everywhere in Clone Wars.
coarse birch
i dont even remember firearm combat in star wars
solar gorge
gungans confirmed the most advanced race
fading vale
but tbh why would you have artillery when you could directly fire giant lasers
delicate shadow
I enjoyed rogue one a lot, think that's the only sequel movie I've enjoyed at all
fading vale
I enjoyed it except for
delicate shadow
and that's like a pre-sequel
solar gorge
you're not missing anything
coarse birch
but i remember nothing about it
solar gorge
it's slop
delicate shadow
yeah that was w/e but the gag where he memes on getting bagged even though he's blind made it worth
solar gorge
only movie YOU SHOULD watch is dune, so you can watch dune 2
delicate shadow
the dune movie is probably the only movie where I didn't think the combat felt dumb
delicate shadow
based fremen
nimble fiber
only movie YOU SHOULD watch is dune, so you can watch dune 2
yessir
nimble fiber
when will it come out again?
solar gorge
buuu
median steeple
cant wait for dune 2
delicate shadow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEymyO5Abp4
throat singing 
zealous basin
throat singing <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
i can throat sing its easy
delicate shadow
when I saw it I was pretty drunk and was just like, strapped in for the ride and had a fuckin' blast
zealous basin
just make ur throat do the thing
zealous basin
imagine drinking
coarse birch
flip would never
median steeple
median steeple
nimble fiber
https://youtu.be/aga9-1RwzDw?si=-PbpyitFoTDEyS8W
hard nexus
cica says ur a gloop 4 brainz
delicate shadow
el gloopo
nimble fiber
oh no call the ambulance
delicate shadow
coarse birch
does he know
hushed knoll
humble dome
delicate shadow
the stan fry
coarse birch
cant say i expected those vegetables
maiden path
u serve a monkey dis and he will go 'ooooo ooo ahh' and eat all of it
coarse birch
but this is acceptable
nimble fiber
actually looks eatable
delicate shadow
stir fry is gud
coarse birch
wait wheres the sauce
humble dome
delicate shadow
maiden path
humble dome
hushed knoll
cant say i expected those vegetables
Why not
humble dome
maiden path
i have a really funny gif but idk if i can post it
coarse birch
ive just never seen lima and green beans in a stir fry
maiden path
coarse birch
usually see peppers and stuff
frosty herald
maiden path
https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-fortnite-mgs-metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-gif-11760436077670116221
buoyant pecan
maiden path
bust dat shit down trey
frosty herald
Man was not meant to work 9-5 5 days a week
frosty herald
Erm
maiden path
work the 9-5 and flip my patties burger boy
maiden path
humble dome
nimble fiber
https://tenor.com/view/giga-gigacat-cat-mewing-mogging-gif-12429734670640119345
that is uncanny af
maiden path
cerulean wing
Can anyone explain to my psyker ass how the Parry works on the devil's claws?
frosty herald
Can the elden ring dlc get a trailer already
frosty herald
Can anyone explain to my psyker ass how the Parry works on the devil's claws?
Spam the special key
Its that simple
cerulean wing
Is there any timing to the spam?
cerulean wing
The slash seems to be cancelable
maiden path
not really spam when its done on a basis
royal vortex
who's james?
fair igloo
Is there any timing to the spam?
I heard if u actually time it well it uses way less stam
nimble fiber
nice
fair igloo
but i havent tested it
royal vortex
where does Jim fit into this
coarse birch
he was on the toast
hushed knoll
I used to think jasmine rice was supposed to be green or have spices or something
coarse birch
F
royal vortex
im too late
hushed knoll
I’ve been eating boxed minute rice for 28 out of my 29 years
frosty herald
The reason you spam devil's claw special is because of ghost paries
It gives you the animation but doesnt parry and youll eat shit
coarse birch
also try to aim for the head
it has dummy finesse
but it tries to go to the head for you roughly
hushed knoll
Stan you're eating pretzels topped with dirt.
What
I usually duck my pretzels in ranch or mustard
Or nacho cheese
Dunk
fair igloo
The more I play zealot the more fun I realize it is 🥺
royal vortex
pretzels in ranch
hushed knoll
Yeah dude
nimble fiber
pretzel in nacho cheese
nimble fiber
I would try it(cheese)
nimble fiber
we are not cooking
royal vortex
peter
nimble fiber
griffin
hushed knoll
THIS STIR FRY IS GUNNA GIVE ME SO MUCH ENERGY
royal vortex
stan treats food like a mario powerup
hushed knoll
I legit feel like running to Napa Valley and drinking all the wine and charcueiriet
Charcuterie
frank night
hello stan
maiden path
a little bit of struggle, alot of grind and hella swag and u guys can get this view too
hushed knoll
MITTINS HI
frank night
josho is going to try to turn you against me
mystic ether
Ranch with a pretzel wouldn't be too much of an issue.
royal vortex
drinking all the charcuterie
hushed knoll
josho is going to try to turn you against me
How so
mystic ether
Personally a ranch with pizza type.
frank night
idk how
royal vortex
do u know what charcuterie is stan
frank night
I'm not the one turning you against me
hushed knoll
do u know what charcuterie is stan
Yeah it’s a wooden board made with meat and cheese
Not made with
It has them on it
frank night
this is true
hushed knoll
I’ve had them
frank night
conceivably
coarse birch
why does stir fry make you want to eat that
frank night
you are staring into the abyss currently
frosty herald
a little bit of struggle, alot of grind and hella swag and u guys can get this v...
bro is playing mgs2 in windowed mode
frank night
foolish
hushed knoll
Because Red Bull gives you wings
mystic ether
Wait you're drinking chartreuse straight?
nimble fiber
is stan sponsored?
coarse birch
did you put red bull in the stir fry
coarse birch
whos nick
hushed knoll
Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy
median steeple
nick cage
royal vortex
stan are u a conductor
coarse birch
tf did you just call me
royal vortex
stan is incapable of recognizing anything related to trains on his first go
nimble fiber
tf did you just call me
u just got memed
mystic ether
Fuck you
coarse birch
ayo
nimble fiber
what
hushed knoll
Jfc
hushed knoll
That looked bad
mystic ether
Lmao
nimble fiber
omg
hushed knoll
No stop you can’t post that
coarse birch
thats so fucked up
hushed knoll
I meant Josho