#zealot-class
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didnt the manstopper thing get patched
https://streamable.com/ce907f 90% of the time i get grabbed nowadays it is the setup to some rube goldberg machine of death
I mean just take a CIAG
god bless until death
for melee
ah
one day i wont be dead or doing some dumb shit in a clip
impossible
i swear im good at this game
If i am gonna spend materials to get a new weapon, it most certainly will not be an autogun
Also i think i also have a half decent ciag
I mean, it's just
Better for hordes and errythang
If you're talking about having a melee that's bad against hordes
i got BULLIED
Then the ciag is a good tool against hordes and anything close range
Iags just have so damn weird recoil
Its laughably bad
Like something out of a game where shooting guns is a minigame
im just worried about a clip catching me saying somethin stupid
thankfully you guys tend to not talk about things that would catch me slipping
i welcome it
what happend to your names?
stan
ah yes makes sense
its always stan
He also dropped these gems

that was WILD
we literally couldn't start darktide cause josho was dying laughing
and diet come
you ever just want a cock accent?
a shame
ah yes
wich I can fully understand
stan killed me a few times
at one point I was drinking something, opened zealot chat and almost choked
I tried to give stan a hug in helldivers and he punched me TWICE
thats so fucked up
isn't it
very mean
im banning stan 
rule 1 violation
NOT AFTER YOU BETRAYED ME TWICE
bye stan
not very democratic behavior
laz wouldnt just hug anyone you know
I pray that they add diving to the ship
I pray for bread
or atleast cape spinning like hd1
I mean
Not really
Just hip fire shoot them
Its a bullet hoose
And for Vet it becomes more stable with exe 😌
you're a laser
thanks
no problem
you're a laser too
u knew me? 
in discord yeah
good that u are here, what was the name of the show that your profile picture is from again?
trashbin hotel
thank u ^^
hazbin hotel
Shit i just changed mine back to ferrets
Don't sleep without socks
uhm
What I would do with 50k
I'd buy 50,000 Nian beans
i'd like
Each bean is $1?
not spend it on a shitty softcore animation
luna gets a discount
ferret hydra
on account of being 2000 years old
should I be scared now?
why would someone sleep with socks?
socked
When its 25 degrees outside and you dont have another comforter or blanket
heresy, rule number 1, always have enough blankets
Sorry, lemme go take the skin off the pox hounds to use as a blanket my b
I'm gonna tickle your feet
Down in Florida we sweat on Christmas 
jokes on u, I was never ticklish there
I leave my window open when its in the negatives
I have other ways
I love having a cold room when I sleep
You are insane
no they are valid
I can't be anywhere cold
cold room is best
so that all the spiders can crawl in?
I need everything hot
and the mosquitoes
im under blankets anyway
I do too. But then theres too cold and then the air gets dry as a mf
My room is hot as shit currently
my mouth dry as a mf rn
My family complains but it's perfect
so you are a dragon
No it's not for me
crocodile lamp
she is 2000 years old
lunas the nicest one to me out of the people i usually talk to someone else can capture her
we def need to do testing on arco
I never said the testing had to be bad
we're not doing evil science testing with the capture
we can put her in a house and observe
can you run good experiements on people
well capture makes it sound non consensual
tf
non consensual
wait
i need to stop talking to stan
Are +2/3 wound curios still a thing?
no
they never were
never?
I'm loosing it
arco def needs testing
Vine what the fuck
nope
I'm right here
so we can proof that acro is in fact a goose
see
I been playing since beta, they was not here
cmon as far as experiments go that's not even a bad one
Maybe in some old ass code from an early playtest but we wouldn't have been able to access them.
theres is nothing to be gained by testing arco
I don't want to be examined
You'll be extremely disappointed
I wish someone would put me in a house
are you saying you are homelss
everyone was
yea that's fair
indeed
stan wants me dead
now that's someone I'd have participate in an experiment
stan asked me in vc "why are you dying of diet come" to people who didnt have the context
true
diet come lol
im going to MURDER him
yes
ah
eh
how have lumgs been, recovery going okay?
well, why was it diet?
ask HIM
no
ill hold off
wouldnt want to make skele ban me
yeye, as far as the surgery is going its been a smooth recovery and im doin well, just the long term condition i've gotta figure out now
NOT looking forward to that
I believe in u skele, u can do this!
I still havent played any tide with you, I gotta fix that one of these days
dont
do it
lol
i vouch for skele
he will make fun of u for things u cannot control
skele is nice wym
josho, i didn't make you stand under that waterfall of poxers
SEE
ok that was your fault
It sounds like we'd get along 
I even remember that message lol
he sees, but he does not comprehend
oh i forgot to rename that clip
like those lizards that will just stare at glass moving slowly into it
hahaha
but never stop moving forward
anyone got exhils clip of josho not recognising poxbursters?
I got a giant named Grant Thornton that can help with that
wut
josho is drawn to bursters
the pulse brings comfort
but didnt realize i had full health
You'll see
apparently not
you WHAT?
i know better
xD
I gotta change my build names
at least you know where you are in the song
And this energy colour
My friend called it the C shot and I haven't been the same
also i've been on most days this week if u did wanna join us for stuff
kinda looks like a walking moth
mostly been me, josho n yoshi
I wish Octavia warframe let you make more than four bars of music at once
torturing randos
I like how you specified Octavia
Warframe
I actually do have her prime frame but I hate playing her
Like John Halo
its mostly that I haven't been playing tide recently
I haven't gotten into warframe a ton, I only started playing because Octavia seemed cool
I've been playing hunt, or torturing randos with my friends in apex or overwatch
warframe gameplay is legit just turning the fov slider as low as possible
i witnessed something
I'm sure she will be when I actually get enough energy upgrades to cast her whole kit at once 😔
he was embracing the ogryn
it was awful, i think i almost broke josho
wait what if i played smite psyker so josho couldnt hit targets as easily

and it worked
gluggler goes gumble
you go smite psyker, i go plasma vet
menaces
can i play flamer zealot and make sure no one can see anything important
bloom users
no if you bring flamer theres no poxwalkers to jumpscare josho
why did they make railjack part of killing my grineer asshole for kuva weapons
and why shouldn't I burn down the studio for it
do it
burn it down
say it
I need an acceltra riven gimme luna
no like the server wont let me
ok you got the idea
Ok it's kinda usable, but I still only use acceltra with like mirage prime compared to cedo or ignis
i still feel kinda bad threatening to give josho shit despite his attempts to murder me
mannnn since I got acceltra prime and put 5 forma on it I've been using that shit on everything
been clearing steel path nodes with it like a dream
dont feel bad
embrace it
It just doesn't tickle my brain like it used to
using my frost for armor strip and crit multipliers
luna what is your problem with tickling xD?
I can't control my gingers
I still swap off it cuz I like using a ton of weapons but I've definitely used it a lot
you had it the first time luna
and the akarius prime is so mmmmmmm
ayo?
I have a bunch of gingers I keep as hostages
he deserves it for spreading false information about me and smearing my good name 
ah fair
oh ok, thank u for clarifying
Oh shit I forgot I was trying to make a better amp
Auugh I don't like orb Vallis
It's not as bad as Deimos but HNNNRRNNGGG
huh
ngl I hardly bother with lvling the amp
I know I should because I wanna do eidolon farming but holy irritation batman
same
i never played either
grindy games have always been a thing for me
the start of the game prevented me from continuing
I don't wanna talk about how much I played the division
its k rubico prime is mid
not actually but if you think that it'll hurt less
is it working
Kind of
Now I'm focused on reaching lvl 4 on Vox
Then I can get that brace I need
What MR are you?
gonna play path of exile 2 when it drops?
ye, probably
does that actually have a release date yet?
Then I'll have to go to onko to get that Crit arcane
you do a lotta testing and beta stuff huh
THEN, I can go eidolon hunting
Despite not having the weapon I wanted but what's be worst thing that can happen
gamings my hobby, if i can improve the games i enjoy so i can enjoy them more why not
I want some icecream ngl
ayy I gotta go see if I can get access to that
i have ice cream rn
wild
I jealous 
double salt caramel magnum
I do testing for the things that I can
oof that sounds ballin
10, I had the parts because I was saving up for when I hit 12
I really need to start getting frames and weapons to lvl up for mastery and helminth consumption
DT is the only game i've gone super deep on testing for
like, i get into beta tests and give feedback but DT is different
Does this mean everything wrong with DT is your fault?
surely
I mean that makes sense though, with how involved you are with DT and stuff, it
it'd be hard to do that for multiple games, just based on time required alone
ye, i could prob arrange it around the testing time periods but it like
you'd have to unlock multi-universal skeleman
depends how the test is being run and how interested i am in the game
PoE 2 i definetly will be looking to sink everything i can into when it drops
into the skeleverse
truly relatable
She's not even that tall
its a crpg it doesnt need a closed beta
D4 is incredibly mid
btu the endgame was so boring adn convulted
that too
launch was terrrible
balance wise
you were basically pigeonholed into a specific build unless you got X legendary
I dont like pigeons, they shit everywhere
tru
Ok then so I'll have to reach rank 5 on another fucking faction BEFORE I can even GET the shit to rank up for the items
Auuuugh
surprised you didnt get to spend so much money you cannot que up in pvp anymore
ye
yes?
this was a thing
when ps2 was out
mgs in particular pays good attention to detail
youll leave footprints after being outside in the rain
gawdamn
etc
raun
mgs2 rtx looks so good
ikr...
snake also catches a cold if your in the rain too long and will sneeze and alert enemies
mgs3
i think
mayb mgs2
NO YEAH
its in mgs2
botyh
thats pretty cool god damn
good thing i dont hang out in da cold
still cant do the soft reset with xbox controller
pisses me off
i only know cause it got me caught when i did the hardest difficulty where getting caught is game over lol
!
i have to let myself get killed when im seen
and those alerts still count
its a whole lotta balogny
isnt the master collection just the original game ported with 0 ways to tweak it
yea
mgs1 is on an emulator
the other two are hd collection ports
thats why im playing the gog version
(illegaly)
cause it got removed
wtf is the start button on the xbox controller
is it A or the 3 lines button
definitely
3 lines button
select is the 2 squares
god bless this man
the clappin lol
i installed a mod 2 play as snake during raiden chapter..
i refuse 2 play as him..
untill he becomes a badass in a edgy trench coat in mgs4
theres no raiden for me
how has fortnite not had a devil may cry collab yet
wtf
has anyone used the soft reset button in mgs2
where u press l1 l2 r1 r2 and start select
at the same time
to restart it really fast
there is nothing on google about my issue
Its not currently playing it's played in the psst tense
😌
I AM THE ONLY MAN IN DA WORLD HAVING THESE ISSUES!!!
Say what you want about MGSV’s story, the bit with Pas was tragic
paz had lik 4 scenes in mgs5
MGSV would have had a great story if they finished it
and all of them were venom hallucinating
i think dey finished it but not in da way they wanted
Yes, that’s why they’re tragic. Venom doesn’t know Paz, all he recognizes is the child he couldn’t save
Venom snake just gets killed in mgs1 as a nameless soldier
He didn’t get most of his memories. He got some but most is not true.
If only Konami wasn't cring
Hopefully kojima's new espionage game series will be a spiritual successor to metal gear
he def knew who paz was and what she did doe
he got to see kaz go 'START TALKING BITCH!"
Especially since “Paz” doesn’t act like Paz at all
dat was explained ingame
selective amnesia of anything prior to peace day
or whatever da fuck
Right, it’s explained as him not really knowing Paz
but also that was a hallucination of kaz
he knew enough about paz to have multiple ptsd induced hallucinations about her
never made sense that eli didnt even blink a fucking eyeball at the fact boss looked like that
Right, as the child he failed to save because he didn’t check for the second bomb. It’s a phantom pain from his life before becoming Big Boss’s double
'man why da hell my daddy look nothing like me at all'
I think there are some references to Venom Snake looking slightly different from big boss
i always thought it was a mix match of memories that dont make sense and the brain washing not covering all bases
So convoluted for no reason lmao
it's not horribly convoluted if u play the other 30 fucking milion mgs games
Death stranding is equaly as confusing
like i did
death stranding isnt too confusing
guy made from bb deliveres packages 2 reform america 👍
That’s actually a good point. I don’t really pay too much heed to what memories he was given. There are some things that no one would really know but Boss, and some things that would be near impossible to brainwash (knowing Russian for example).
I always thought it was more that the brainwashing worked with what he knew about big boss, combined with some of the people he would have met. He would have worked on Outer Haven so he’d know most of the main staff like Evil Otacon.
Also sorry if I’m coming off as very aggressive. I don’t mean to be.
Is it a known bug for demonhosts to do their execute animation but for some reason zealot always lives on 2 hp?
I bet it's a feature: we have the power of faith!
Maybe until death was on cooldown and then proc'd before DH finished the animation? Dunno, never seen that before
they explain a fuckton of what he lost in the 'coma' as being because the flak horn was pressing on his brain
the only real thing the horn did was fuck with how he saw color
i apply 2 da theory that everyone knew that it wasnt boss but didnt give a shit
its the idea of the boss
boss gave the title of big boss to venom when he decided to make outer heaven
something like dat
Guys, is the last of us still broken as fuck on pc?
I'm probably better off watching the tv show
I think I have seen that happen.
how do these stack?
Iirc DR is additive. But those talents operate under condition so you would need to be hit while dodging with enough force to go down 1 wound...
i think even zombies can down you one wound right?
Bleed is excellent with martyr and good balance is a good blessing in general
If you have no toughness yeah
if u think about it that way it would help a ton with the occasional stray cara overhead 👀
doesnt cara oh ignore DR or am i dumb
any heavy bigsmash and it's joever
does it actually? i have no idea
doesn't ignore DR or toughness
their overheads just have a high base damage and toughness multiplier
That won't save you from a crusher overhead
crushers and maulers are still more than enough to skullfuck someone not wearing health
maybe even then
ragers if you let em line you up for the 3 nasty hits mid combo
BftE should save you from a crusher overhead
lemme see
oh I see what you're getting at
you're expecting that wound thing to be the saving gravce
maybe?
I remember being fucked with it and procing until death
also a little of a random topic but I hope FS fixes the ranged knockback thing soon
Or maybe with enough DR, a certain amount of tg and full health?
I love this video so much because each one of them it never looks like he actually punches it, moreso that the head explodes when he yells
or not
i think with BtfE, +14% toughness, +15 toughness node, and +5% toughness dr, you can survive it with 2 hp
damn, so sad.
Hi stan
Hi Ston
Ston
ston
you gotta be a sick man to sleep with socks on
How's this? (Other than the perks)
No 👀
i saw it, its too late, you can't revert the change ston
its only a matter of time cain before you, too, fall in the line of duty
nothing can stop ston
Run from it, dead it, ston always arrives
i won't forget this
you are most cruel
there are like, 3 zealot regulars not currently killed by ston
Did someone say feet
Yes
he has dubbed you sir feet
no
@ripe quest i have tested shred + headtaker on a taxe and it's way better than i thought
the toughness you earn from melee kills as normal is increased by 50%
WHY DID YOU RENAME ME
Akshually i did it

My brother is sounding like ltg rn
mjreooow
Is the moderator giving us new names
yes
In how he's talking to these randos in vc
For posterity

feet where
send feet pics
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you naughty boi
isn't this just just appealing to the trad crowd
certainly
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOII
LET'S FUCKING TOOEE
I could make one of those
Eh later
i couldn't not do it to em
Why is it a tiny ball
its evil
get balled
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snake ate shit 😭
yeah it is but the main problem is not enough episodes for pacing
oh oof
amazon did this to invincible as well at least the second season
@south folio what the hell happened to you
hope they continue invincible at some point
the 2nd part of season 2 comes out on march 15th I think
noice something to look forward to
I hate amazon I wish they gave invincible and hazbin more episodes
at least 12 or something
they have to have atleast 1 hour episodes cause how the fuck are they teasing the invincible war at the end of the trailer
at least dungeon meshi has 24 or something like that
dungeon meshi? is that also good and watchable?
Yeah it's pretty good
also frieren
its on netflix or other websites I cannot mention here
always wanted to watch it but forget all the time
lol good comedy then?
yea
No anime
wait how new
its not out yet
stan has wrecked havoc upon me
lmao
I wanna say he hasn't wrecked havoc upon me
but he did call me sara once....
#metoo
I think it's funny that Until Death works while you're bleeding out on the floor as well if it's on cooldown while you're up
Has helped a surprising amount of times
oh nah
hi mito9gbu 😔
and get that vile gif out of here
Arco is not in a safe mental state, after his recent 'stanning'
that's me
VILE ?
incredible cat
I kinda wanna eat some fried duck now
Yeah, that socks. #dadjoke
How are you mittens
i have hell dived with a danish man
Sorry if I am deadnaming you
What is danish may never die
my sympathy was limited because he did not inform me the patter of feet behind me was a charger about to motorboat my ass
where is everyone?
helldivers
“Xbox players are bad” “Xbox players need to be carried”
^^
Playing a playlist makes you play better, as long as it has those songs that send shivers down your spine.
hello there mr frog of all the frogs 
noI dont think so
its just an achievement penance
literally me
Still no comms. :C
Its all of us.
Reptiles and amphibians make no sense
Why do they make such noises
Like foxes screaming
if you knew you would do the same
Omg hello skelly
Eldritch knowledge
Have you heard the motorbike frog?
That's something
Love these little dinosaurs
all they gotta do is croak and the mates come hoppin
I have not heard of a motorbike frog yet
What a creature
In the bush it's very funny to hear something like that when there's like no civilization around for hundreds of km
frogcore
If you like helldivers 2 you should try out earth defense force
Could be better
incredible that regardless of how chaotic HD2 appears, it's basically just EDF Lite
No horde shooter will ever top EDF's bullshit factor
"This is not just a world war, it is a SPACE war!"
I can take off infected clip now that I don't need toxin
Just did a shit ton of missions in hd2 and didn’t get a single medal or sample or super credit or regular credit
Then the game crashed and now i cant log back on
It doesn't like you
I don't think you were passionate enough about democracy
FUCK I gotta forma this acceltra AGAIN
I haven't played HD2 yet but I've heard the robot side of the war is going horribly
Robots shoot back
I'm too low Mr to achieve the prime so I have the base
10
helldivers 2 moment
But I think I have a way...if I can get this job
And make some money
I can buy the prime access
Skelly why aren't you in bedge 
because im not

Id recommend not waisting money on prime access
As someone who bought the heirloom shit
Its not worth it
Boo
Sounds like a double standard to me
Well guess I can just start grabbing shit and l lvling it up
Tryna get sev so I can subsume him for his gloom once I max him
Need it for my saryn P
Finally arranged a few loadouts

it is clear i am the only sane man in dis
chatroom
THE CHARACTERS FROM THE SHOW
tumblr
holy its frieza
now I gotta watch the mega64 dragonball vids again
The people gotta hear this
I'm not a big fan of the government
who here is
I love TAXES
(darktide)
me
i love da goverment
i hope i can be part of da fbi
!!!
all for dat healthcare babey..
don't know anything about hazbin but some of the r34 is pretty good
that things design is so fucking ugly
ha so much stuff going on
no clear anything on it!!
why it got boobies!??!?!
the rest of it is stick thin!!
it's nto boobies!
it's fluff
cause spider
why it shaped like boobies
also he is best boy
spider booba
cause he's a sloot
tldr your sinner appearance is based on your life, his family was a crime mafia=web of crime= spider. chest fluff cause he often did unsavory acts and omg i get it now
me when da animated character looks like an animated character
that does sound like shitty tumblr OC
yea
doesnt help da humor kinda sucks!!!!!!
lots of net negatives no net pros !!!!!!
yea but my favorite character could seduce your favorite character
Yeah it's not too bad.
No rime again
It's still a "put in way too much effort for performance", honestly moreso than a Knife if you ignore combos.
Time to go again
nuh uh
Ok I think I should find a new spy Mission
Let's try eueropa
At what point does it boil down to "I could seduce you"
fuck powerscaling in strength
hello i have taken a break from darktide and am wondering what the top 3 weapons are for zealot now
crusher
Just rolled this, what do you guys think? It's all close range blessings which seem iffy to me since I'm already quite effective close range, as Zealot.
don't worry about it
brautos want fire frenzy death spitter
this lets you shoot through hordes to hit anything on the other side via pure ramping
just swap off reload speed for flak or maniac
Obligatory "What if I want to worry about it"
Also for what is essentially a group of space capitalist cults they're really putting their money into the wrong things
Like what is this security
If this weren't a fun Mission I'd already have a thumbtack in each toe for how many I've ran
And then kick a door
No rime rounds
We go again
I was gonna buy one but people are selling it for 45 plat
Yeah no
Don Harper Thoughtful Popper From Strings Go Pop/Brass & String Bag
So let's test the rng machine
Actually I should put some music on
Oh someone wants to buy something off me
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It's called passive selling smh
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rime rounds not dat hard to get
u just LAZY
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It's a 5.36 chance on a rotation C
when is stan getting amelia and laz
I love that video so much
hes has obliterated laz multiple times
Watur scorpion
No rime rounds
You already know what I'm gonna say so let's just get on with it
My patience is starting to be tested
Someone bought my heavy cal
An that's my Loki Prime Systems sold too
Now I have enough
So what stat is the don't care about it for a perfect ironhelm hammer
Rime rounds acquired
Is this worth buying from melk for my Zealot? Just hit 30 recently on him, dunno how good this weapon is for the class
No
Bad perks and a fine blessing
Unless you get lucky with yellow you're screwed

