aha blueberry pomegranate sparkling water
#zealot-class
lusty turtle
sparkling not sparking dear god
its too late for you
steep flame
aha blueberry pomegranate sparkling water
where does the bay leaf come in
royal vortex
stan.
coarse birch
Are you spray bottling me
royal vortex
it comes from stan
royal vortex
Are you spray bottling me
i am
coarse birch
Ok jesuit joe josho you win this time
coarse birch
Oops
frank night
third try's the charm
royal vortex
img etting the rope
frank night
swear
coarse birch
Stanb
frank night
etting
coarse birch
Please
frank night
etting
north sedge
In the middle of him trying to guess he just said Bay leaf out of nowhere because he was trying to google Bay leaf
coarse birch
Proof read your messages
lusty turtle
its too late for you
i told you
royal vortex
srelujhghbgndl;kz;klnjxc;njxf;ghknlojghl km
frank night
km
coarse birch
km
lusty turtle
km
royal vortex
This is why miles are easier
lusty turtle
coarse birch
I prefer meters
faint vapor
Proof read your messages
For discord? Lmao no
lusty turtle
time to set josho's name to Stan #2
royal vortex
dont u dare
coarse birch
Die
north sedge
hushed knoll
Dough no
steep flame
feet? what did i win?
north sedge
Yes stan mixed up Gandhi and jabba the hutt
coarse birch
Wym yum i thought you just tickled them
steep flame
Anyways currently learning elphelt now
i fucking hate that bitch
sharp zodiac
She's fun
sharp zodiac
Wym yum i thought you just tickled them
Don't make me tomato barrage you
Don't question me
sharp zodiac
Good
coarse birch
Also is tomato barrage your new thing
frank night
steep flame
steep flame
what is that
hushed knoll
What is this supposed to be
coarse birch
A dog
frank night
a dog
hushed knoll
feet? what did i win?
You always win when feet are involved
Not the body part
I mean the measurement
hushed knoll
Whose
north sedge
You always win when feet are involved
lusty turtle
coarse birch
I thought you preferred inches
lusty turtle
im banning stan, its decided
royal vortex
I thought you preferred inches
that's his sister
coarse birch
Oh my bad
steep flame
I cant find the dog
hope this can clear it up for you
royal vortex
there's an 80% chance when he replies he calls her fat
lusty turtle
Must have had a busy valentines
coarse birch
What is he trying to say
royal vortex
he will correct himself in 3-5 business messages
hushed knoll
im banning stan, its decided
NO STOP
coarse birch
If stan is trying to reflect real conversation do you think he corrects every sentence irl
north sedge
hope this can clear it up for you
coarse birch
4 times
frank night
pots
coarse birch
Pots
lusty turtle
Pots
sharp zodiac
Also is tomato barrage your new thing
Yes
north sedge
That last one is explicitly in context
coarse birch
Stans tinder people will need a lot of patience
royal vortex
Stans tinder people will need a lot of patience
he seeks only the finest of specimen off grindr
coarse birch
I
royal vortex
i dont know if i can look away from the stannening
coarse birch
Put it on your second monitor
coarse birch
Josho if i bought you a new monitor for your birthday would you use it
hushed knoll
I am so excited, I will eat stained glass today @north sedge
royal vortex
ur the second guy this month to try to buy me a piece of technology for my birthday
north sedge
royal vortex
ren wants to buy me headphones
lusty turtle
I am so excited, I will eat stained glass today <@714244267786240030>
you will eat WHAT
coarse birch
You what
royal vortex
oh u guys dont know do u
steep flame
add this one to the scrapbook
royal vortex
he calls popcorners stained glass
hushed knoll
Popcorners are like eating stained glass
lusty turtle
what
hushed knoll
So crunchy and textureful
lusty turtle
stan what
coarse birch
Bruh
hushed knoll
Have you never looked at stained glass and thought how crunchy it must be
With all the ridges
coarse birch
ren wants to buy me headphones
Who is ren
Yes glass would be crunchy
But its not like a good way to describe texture
north sedge
you will eat WHAT
hushed knoll
That's what popcorners are like
coarse birch
So are every chip
lusty turtle
it IS aggressivley mid, this is true
coarse birch
Its not like eating glass
coarse birch
Trying to interpret your messages is like eating glass
lusty turtle
they're like, flavourless
hushed knoll
NO
royal vortex
Who is ren
the latino diversity representative of zealot chat
coarse birch
Ah
north sedge
they're like, flavourless
They're the "this is the only thing left in the vending machine but it's ok" snack
royal vortex
PLEASE
hushed knoll
Isn't Latino either
royal vortex
GOD
coarse birch
Rip
lusty turtle
They're the "this is the only thing left in the vending machine but it's ok" sna...
yeeee
hushed knoll
DOUGH NO
royal vortex
ren calls me an honorary latino because i am loud
lusty turtle
josho your name is gonna hit the character limit today
coarse birch
Jrc
hushed knoll
Come on autocorrect
coarse birch
Stan you arent even close
hushed knoll
Latino
coarse birch
Auto correct doesnt onow what you are saying
fleet zealot
royal vortex
i am indeed not a Leiyghno
fleet zealot
Are we correcting misinformation today
royal vortex
no
coarse birch
Holy shit
lusty turtle
i am, i'm just trying to not get sucked into factorio
steep flame
kitty
fleet zealot
Heioggodibetrs
lusty turtle
Skelly you said you won't play heioggodibetrs right?
not won't, can't
north sedge
It craps on me when I don't want it to
For 20 bucks?
lusty turtle
doesn't run on 7xxx cards
royal vortex
i am, i'm just trying to not get sucked into factorio
i cant play factorio. i recognize that i dont like my factory layouts so i tear them down but im not good enough to rebuild them and it begins an infinite loop of suffering
fleet zealot
Oh because of your Pack
Awoo
lusty turtle
i cant play factorio. i recognize that i dont like my factory layouts so i tear ...
i found playing it coop helps me actually progress
got a friend that knows how to build stuff so we bounce off eachother
royal vortex
lusty turtle
fear
coarse birch
Stan what
lusty turtle
STAN WHAT
lusty turtle
STAN I CAN STILL SEE IT DONT DO THIS TO ME
lusty turtle
if stan *ever* asks you if you have a birmingham accent you say no
oh thank fuck, i'm bristolian 
coarse birch
I think stan has asked me this
fleet zealot
Stan has good taste
hushed knoll
I want a cockney accent they're cool
obtuse stirrup
Ngl I'm into it
royal vortex
stan has expressed his extreme "enjoyment" of southern accents so i am unable to speak the way i was raised in his presence
coarse birch
You want a what
lusty turtle
😨
frank night
stan has expressed his extreme "enjoyment" of southern accents so i am unable to...
something we are all thankful for
fleet zealot
I want a cockney accent they're cool
Cock accent you can’t edit that away
frank night
he's become arcotash
coarse birch
lusty turtle
YEP
obtuse stirrup
You just want somebody from the penisula
hushed knoll
he's become arcotash
You have some kind of northern accent that's pretty cool
If I am correct
Am I?
royal vortex
something we are all thankful for
mittins u are a good friend do not say this
lusty turtle
josho run
coarse birch
You said cock accent
fleet zealot
Cock accent
hushed knoll
Cockney
fleet zealot
Cook
lusty turtle
cook accent
coarse birch
Cook
royal vortex
chef tongue
hushed knoll
Me froa' 'urt so ois need ta call me mum
lusty turtle
chef tongue
the origin of all chaos cults
lusty turtle
Me froa' 'urt so ois need ta call me mum
w...what?
fleet zealot
Stan when he sees the chef wear “kiss the cook” apron
hushed knoll
My throat hurts so I need to call my mom
royal vortex
Me froa' 'urt so ois need ta call me mum
the toast is on fire at this point
north sedge
fleet zealot
royal vortex
oh my GODF
coarse birch
royal vortex
the pillsbury quote is so good
frank night
mittins u are a good friend do not say this
I know what I know, grand wizard
royal vortex
what the hell man
hushed knoll
Gimme ya scootah bruv
royal vortex
are u out of almonds why are u like this
royal vortex
oh my god
coarse birch
F
frank night
why have you done this to be stan
royal vortex
holy shit
north sedge
Lol
royal vortex
you just turned him into a servitor
vocal pulsar
Spelling fail
Mittins never fails
frank night
i have been struck down
vocal pulsar
Don't say that about him
north sedge
Either that or a game emulator
vocal pulsar
Mittins always right
royal vortex
servo skulls are a type of servitor
royal vortex
...anki
coarse birch
F
lusty turtle
you just turned him into a servitor
vocal pulsar
Anki
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/domgcat-donkeycat-gif-24380643
Ew wtf
royal vortex
literally nobody gets away unscathed
north sedge
Anki Camoran
hushed knoll
I've always wanted to fill a donut with cream tbh
lusty turtle
there will be no survivors today
coarse birch
Ive actually gotten away unscathed today
royal vortex
i think the worst is when stan renames me and i only learn 6 hours later
when i wasnt even in the conversation
hushed knoll
I like saying the word pipette
coarse birch
Im the only one i think
lusty turtle
you and maybe laz
north sedge
Ive actually gotten away unscathed today
hushed knoll
God I want to wrap everyone in an acrylic blanket so everyoine is happy and comfywomfy
lusty turtle
https://tenor.com/view/gandalf-lotr-fly-fools-gif-5144058
josho getting his name changed for the 8th time
hushed knoll
royal vortex
if you tried to wrap me in a blanket i'd be catching an assault charge
vocal pulsar
God I want to wrap everyone in an acrylic blanket so everyoine is happy and comf...
I would open fire
fleet zealot
I need a new stan name
royal vortex
thank u stan
north sedge
josho getting his name changed for the 8th time
fleet zealot
I got it replaced so quick with getting the ultra rare cica name
lusty turtle
https://tenor.com/view/gandalf-balrog-lotr-fall-lord-of-the-rings-gif-16436421
that looks so dated now lmao
royal vortex
i am deader than dead
vocal pulsar
Do you not like bread
Give me lots of elbow room, but never tie me down
north sedge
that looks so dated now lmao
I mean it is like 20 years old
north sedge
lusty turtle
I mean it is like 20 years old
i know but theres some stuff around that era or older that holds up a fair bit better
frank night
if you tried to wrap me in a blanket i'd be catching an assault charge
would it really be graded as 'assault'
royal vortex
fuck OFF
frank night
or 'aggravated inconvenience'
royal vortex
i do not need this from the man who runs the commissary on the mourningstar
north sedge
i know but theres some stuff around that era or older that holds up a fair bit b...
I think it's fine, does the jorb
lusty turtle
it does the job ye, i can still point out its dated poorly comparativley
frank night
i do not need this from the man who runs the commissary on the mourningstar
it is possible u could nail him in the eye
lusty turtle
still good movies overall
royal vortex
if we play helldivers together i am going to dedicate every airstrike to destroying u
hushed knoll
Give me lots of elbow room, but never tie me down
What about a snuggy
vocal pulsar
Mittins SHALL NOT BE HARMED
hushed knoll
if we play helldivers together i am going to dedicate every airstrike to destroy...
Let’s play tonight
coarse birch
You already agreed to play tonight earlier
royal vortex
You already agreed to play tonight earlier
he forgets everything every time he blinks
kind bay
whats the setup for thammer, i see zealots staying at low hp alot
lusty turtle
cring marty zealot players 😔
vocal pulsar
whats the setup for thammer, i see zealots staying at low hp alot
Don't recommend low HP/martyr for THammer. Go with momentum instead
kind bay
idk what that means, i'm asking, i have no idea how you set it up in any of those ways
lusty turtle
marty is fine i just hate people playing on low health and dying cause they can't handle it
lusty turtle
ignoring med station and dying every time is just 💀
vocal pulsar
idk what that means, i'm asking, i have no idea how you set it up in any of thos...
Well, look at the talent tree first
Figure out what Marty (aka martyrdom) and momentum are
They are keystones
The purple icons are keystones
kind bay
i know that, i'm not on my zealot rn
warm wyvern
fellow zealots, what are the best blessings for my Flamer?
lusty turtle
@coarse birch gonna grab a coffee msg me when ur free
warm wyvern
i got a 380 mod flamer so it's my duty to ensure i min max this
coarse birch
(When i get on)
lusty turtle
i got a 380 mod flamer so it's my duty to ensure i min max this
id offer assistance but i honestly don't remember flamer blessings
coarse birch
Blaze away is the important one
Overpressure is broken and doesnt do anything would be good fixed
I think people run like fan the flames second
warm wyvern
trying to get shocking stuff penance is pain, it feels like the ai director knows you use stuns and stop spawning free grenades
what helps me kill peeps faster with the flamer?
it has blaze 3 but 😉 I'll find a 4
stable cypress
blaze away 4 is reserved for the emperor's chosen
warm wyvern
Damn really?
lusty turtle
Ye, i have it, mod privelage (real)
north sedge
It does not exist
warm wyvern
the perks are 20% dmg for unyielding and carapace
too bad we don't have bosses in the testing grounds
lusty turtle
swap cara to flak or maniac (i'd go flak)
hushed knoll
<@1117340723692445746> gonna grab a coffee msg me when ur free
Can I have some
north sedge
too bad we don't have bosses in the testing grounds
If you're on pc, you can
warm wyvern
i am on pc
north sedge
Creature spawner mod
royal vortex
this pic is so old u can see the pre-13 buff icons
i do miss that the classes no longer have dif colors for their buffs
frosty herald
josho your name wtf
royal vortex
i am a victim
lusty turtle
stan was here
frank night
he got me
north sedge
he's the Mr. Bean sniper, hit's 100% of the shots he didn't mean to take
vocal pulsar
@royal vortex listening to what's probably the edgiest shit ever
sharp zodiac
Figured
vocal pulsar
Me listening to hope Sandoval keno
frank night
god damn he actually is
royal vortex
<@445566734255259648> listening to what's probably the edgiest shit ever
you're the worst person i've ever talked to
frosty herald
LMAO
sharp zodiac
I never listen to any music with lyrics, never liked hearing people sing for some reason, besides one exception
lusty turtle
banning mankar for removing his stan approved name
north sedge
mankar is old
vocal pulsar
I'm a lot of things
royal vortex
mankar is long overdue for his death
royal vortex
sharp zodiac
Competitive shitting
frosty herald
im going to listen to joshos song
coarse birch
Didnt realize josho liked grunge
frosty herald
this sounds like it belongs in a 2011 hack and slasher
sharp zodiac
I'll give it a listen
frank night
framf
sharp zodiac
No
frosty herald
josho listening to nishe metal bands just like i did when i was 16-19
sharp zodiac
Not a fan of men with gritty scratchy voices
lusty turtle
josho spotify listen along 
coarse birch
The singing is what turns most people off of extreme metal
Not that im considering grunge extreme metal
sharp zodiac
What
coarse birch
Yeah that
frank night
what
sharp zodiac
Only genres I'm into are..one sec
coarse birch
Its just part of the instrumentation
frank night
i am there to listen to a guy play guitar professionally after he first picked up a guitar as the result of his dad making a heroin deal while he was 3 years old
coarse birch
The lyrics are likely about gore anyway
coarse birch
Or significantly worse
frank night
Only genres I'm into are..one sec
what's this 'one sec' genre
sharp zodiac
I'm looking at my genre
royal vortex
what's this 'one sec' genre
clicking through songs after 20 secs of listening because u already got tired of hearing it
coarse birch
Slam always has the best album art tho
frank night
clicking through songs after 20 secs of listening because u already got tired of...
this is more flattened willy thinking
coarse birch
Just the craziest shit
royal vortex
wh
fleet zealot
frank night
frosty herald
it doesnt embed
spare dome
there are people out there who listen to nightcore
frank night
it's the sequel
frosty herald
ending it all
spare dome
its a thought that keeps me up at night
sharp zodiac
I used to 2 years back
royal vortex
what the FUCK
sharp zodiac
My sister still does
coarse birch
I never understood nightcore
royal vortex
i have no memory of that exchange
coarse birch
Your valid
vocal pulsar
I love mittens
royal vortex
y'roue*
frank night
coarse birch
Jesus fucking Christ shut UP
coarse birch
Eveyr*
frank night
ever
frosty herald
merry flume
Here we are
merry flume
frog feet
sharp zodiac
Yes
coarse birch
What are you gonna do with them
sharp zodiac
Sell them
royal vortex
explode
royal vortex
(the voices)
sharp zodiac
It's me
north sedge
sharp zodiac
I'm the voices
coarse birch
I was technically talking to you as well
royal vortex
(the voices)
coarse birch
Im not at a mcdonalds
merry flume
sharp zodiac
Go to a McDonald's
coarse birch
I do not need more unhealthy food
frank night
Murder everyone in the McDonald's
ur generation has been priced out of mcdonald's
vocal pulsar
America one big McDonald's
coarse birch
Luna is not my generation afaik
merry flume
we need a new fast food chain in america
merry flume
mcdonalds has had a chokehold on us for far too long
wraith helm
we need a new fast food chain in america
Jollibees is great
wraith helm
they got fried chicken too. Let me get that with my sphaghetti
merry flume
mid
frank night
lusty turtle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728751436569116696/1201878098224873472/e6...
we can cure him
merry flume
jack of all trades, master of none. we need more fast food places that specialize
wraith helm
jack of all trades, master of none. we need more fast food places that specializ...
brother, just go to a sitdown place. Not like you're missingf anything for darktide anyways 
frank night
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/323076325684412417/1207617822197293097/34...
that surgeon learned that tidbit in a trivia quiz like ten years before that moment and was waiting every day for an opportunity to tell someone about it
frosty herald
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728751436569116696/1201878098224873472/e6...
I love this cat so much
vocal pulsar
He's mad
frank night
he is upset
merry flume
frank night
it's saturday tomorrow
royal vortex
i hope u get robbed by that homeless guy
frank night
enjoy your time off
sharp zodiac
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728751436569116696/1201878098224873472/e6...
My twitter friend spammed that cat at me and I've hated it ever since
Unironically
merry flume
brother, just go to a sitdown place. Not like you're missingf anything for darkt...
i go to a sushi place every friday night
i will engorge myself on eel rolls
wraith helm
Good. Better be authentic sushi too
merry flume
and spicy tuna
lusty turtle
My twitter friend spammed that cat at me and I've hated it ever since
well now we know who to @ when its posted
merry flume
i'm pretty sure i would be spewing out of every hole if it wasn't authentic sushi
i got a sensitive tummy
wraith helm
Being in a place thats mainly known for BBQ, its hard to find a solid authentic sushi place
merry flume
i used to go to KC every weekend, there's tons of sushi places
frosty herald
vocal pulsar
No anime
vocal pulsar
No josho
coarse birch
hes turning
north sedge
nsfw image
vocal pulsar
Dislike anime, hate furries and scalies
dusty hull
Damn
vocal pulsar
And abhor the fr*nch
merry flume
cursed to only hang out in vg but has to go on the discord to actually play with anyone
truly a sad existence
dusty hull
And abhor the fr*nch
Do not hate your fellow man!
Abhor the xeno
frosty herald
Sending my kids to mogwarts
wraith helm
The french are xenos
solar gorge
Sending my kids to mogwarts
don't send your kids to mohgwarts
frosty herald
Brainrotmaxxing
coarse birch
ALARM
solar gorge
this guy should not be around children
merry flume
that's how i really knew GRRM helped write the game's lore
north sedge
it's a souls game, 99% of the characters are freaks
solar gorge
can't wait to fight his brother mohgbert in the dlc
somber drift
such a cool character and they had to ruin him by being a weirdo
While what he did is weird on a surface level, his endgame is to essentially insert Miquella as the head of a new Order/Dynasty, like what Marika is to the Golden Order;
He then wants to be what Godfrey was to Marika; inserting both of themselves as Divine Beings, heads of a new ruling force, with the Formless Mother taking the place of what The Greater Will was to the Golden Order.
coarse birch
@lusty turtle getting on in a sec
frosty herald
Gib elden ring dlc im starving
frosty herald
While what he did is weird on a surface level, his endgame is to essentially ins...
Erm akshualy mohg wants miquella to be his consort
somber drift
Erm akshualy mohg wants miquella to be his consort
Mohg wants to be Miquella's consort, like what Godfrey was to Marika.
merry flume
While what he did is weird on a surface level, his endgame is to essentially ins...
That's fine, but cursed to have everlasting youth and them being brothers makes it undigestable
somber drift
That's fine, but cursed to have everlasting youth and them being brothers makes ...
Yeeaahh, clearly Mohg doesn't care that Miquella is his half-brother.
frosty herald
Hopefully we can revive godwyn from not being beef jerky
somber drift
Hopefully we can revive godwyn from not being beef jerky
Technically Godwyn is alive but not.
somber drift
His soul is dead, but his body is alive.
frosty herald
Maybe fromsoft will finally make millicent into malenia like the original story was supposed to be
solar gorge
also mogh is a digusting omen 🤢
fleet zealot
solar gorge
all i care about
i agree 100%
but lore is the second battle in fromsofts
it needs to slap aswell
oh and ost too
merry flume
fist weapon with projectile
coarse birch
yeah the other stuff is nice
but as someone who doesnt care about the lore/story much bosses are 99% of my concern lol
and ER bosses on average werent great for me
somber drift
I just want more cool Sorceries and Incantations
frosty herald
More dragon incantations
solar gorge
i just want holy dmg to not be ass
somber drift
Also, more Larval Tears and +25/+10 Smithing Stones please.
solar gorge
stop making bosses with 100000% holy resistance please i beg
somber drift
i just want holy dmg to not be ass
Considering Shadow of the Erdtree is apparently 2 DLCs pushed into one, which is why it's taken so long, it's possible we might get something to do with Godwyn.
And if that's the case, Undead enemies usually have sucky holy resist, soooooo...
dusty hull
but as someone who doesnt care about the lore/story much bosses are 99% of my co...
Meanwhile the lore and story was the only reason I kept going since a lot of bosses I did not like at all
solar gorge
I DONT WANT TO FIGHT THE GOLDEN LINEAGE ANYMORE
coarse birch
Meanwhile the lore and story was the only reason I kept going since a lot of bos...
yeah im not a fan of them either despite my 800 hours
ive learned to not despise some of them
dusty hull
I'm someone who's played all the games except Bloodborne and damn a lot of the bosses are reused or feel like "SCREW YOU"
frosty herald
The 2 dlc's being merged rumor makes me believe elden ring will recieve a scholar of the first sin treatement alongside the dlc
coarse birch
@lusty turtle ready whenever
dusty hull
Waterfowl is an abomination
coarse birch
yeah theres a lot of reused one
waterfowl bothers me less
its annoying and not well designed
frosty herald
Wanna know something fun
coarse birch
but it can be dodged
frosty herald
Malenia is lady tomoe from sekiro
solar gorge
fire breath
median steeple
The 2 dlc's being merged rumor makes me believe elden ring will recieve a schola...
cant wait for 8 bosses with most of them being ass
frosty herald
The kick malenia has is a direct copy off of the monk kick from sekiro
coarse birch
after it bounced off some shit
solar gorge
he's lagswitching
median steeple
someone modded malenia into sekiro and shes play pretty good so yeah she seems like she was supposed to be in sekiro
or an expansion
median steeple
or the entirety of gideon
his concept is cool since he knows all of the spells you find and unlock including boss ones
frosty herald
Most likely a hidden end boss like mansion owl
coarse birch
irredeemable
median steeple
when I fought him he used malenias fucking rot flower on me
solar gorge
he's the average formsoft spell spammer
coarse birch
gideon at +0 is like an actual torture method
solar gorge
he uses spell depending on bosses you killed i think
coarse birch
assuming you dont do the cheese
median steeple
yea
solar gorge
not based on what he gave u
median steeple
He has access to everything you find/kill
he can use faith, arcane, and int stuff
lusty turtle
<@94406045148917760> ready whenever
am here now 🫡
solar gorge
this is how i look waiting for dlc
frosty herald
coarse birch
@royal vortex you joining or nah
coarse birch
request denied
insane
i liked most DS3 bosses
my ER boss tier list would get me crucifed
i think i have like 8 bosses listed as good
frosty herald
Theres a jump in difficulty after getting to the mountaintop
coarse birch
its more than 8
royal vortex
<@445566734255259648> you joining or nah
sure
coarse birch
but its not a lot
north sedge
pretty sure i deleted gideon both times i went through the game
coarse birch
you would normally
median steeple
rykard is the best storm ruler fight at least
coarse birch
its only on randomizers/challenge runs you actually fight him
median steeple
better than yorm or storm king
true kindle
All ER bosses are good. The entire game is good. Anyone who disagrees is a small baby who needs to be pandered to instead of an adult who simply handles the challenges that are presented to him.
median steeple
I only like yhorm when I have siegward
coarse birch
the earth quake is undodgeable without vow of the indomitable
median steeple
All ER bosses are good. The entire game is good. Anyone who disagrees is a small...
somber drift
Anyone who complains about Fire Giant fire breath simply cannot react to animations and get on their horse.
coarse birch
and the skull rain move is annoying
frosty herald
Rykard slams his head into the ground if he gets a sleep proc
solar gorge
triple skull death barrage
true kindle
Simply roll forward ez clap
north sedge
All ER bosses are good. The entire game is good. Anyone who disagrees is a small...
can i be pandered and also agree?
median steeple
and the skull rain move is annoying
frosty herald
What earthquake?
coarse birch
ER bosses love to be fine with one dogshit move that ruins it
coarse birch
What earthquake?
in phase 1 he has a move where he slams his head into the ground and throws earth at you
median steeple
I remember the first week of the game and everyone attacking the NPC and the tree sentinel
coarse birch
you cant dodge it without vow of the indomitable
frosty herald
Rykard?
frosty herald
Hmm
coarse birch
well god devouring serpent ig
median steeple
I dont remember rykard even having an earthquake move
true kindle
Also actually fighting Rykard is a dipshit move for small babies that want to feel more important than Miyazaki. Simply chainstun him with the serpent hunter spear beams like a man
median steeple
micheal zaki is god
coarse birch
there is a chance you dont see it cause its RNG
and serpent hunter does good damage
frosty herald
You know what genuinely pisses me off
somber drift
Rykard complainers discovering that just pressing L2 will stagger him no matter what.
true kindle
There is an chance you don't see it because he's chainstunned to the gimmick weapon that is conveniently placed in front of you when you enter the arena
coarse birch
josho did you crash
frosty herald
The fact that the troll knight sword has troll's roar locked in and cant be infused or swapped
coarse birch
they removed the chainstun
royal vortex
"aerith has abandoned your strike team"
median steeple
The fights that I enjoyed the most were all of the ancient dragon fights
royal vortex
"josho did you crash"
coarse birch
but you can still poise break him
royal vortex
...
coarse birch
what
median steeple
diet cops
royal vortex
the attempt to join strike team was unsuccessful
lusty turtle
am on voice
royal vortex
if u dont want me to play u can just SAY SO
median steeple
ok cannibal
royal vortex
hahahahahaha
royal vortex
are u sure u didnt hit join strike team
coarse birch
i mightve
true kindle
Wait you goobers are actually playing Darktide?
lusty turtle
yoshi HATES josho
royal vortex
dude came out SWINGING with the gaslighting
coarse birch
but yeah TLDR ER bosses suck
somber drift
Imagine playing Darktide when we haven't received content in months.
true kindle
Chads.
somber drift
(I am severely burnt out after thousands of hours)
true kindle
CHADS
coarse birch
games still fun idk
oh omw to voice
sorry i will rant about ER bosses all day despite playing it
north sedge
i too am still playing a ton of darktide(helldivers 2)
obtuse stirrup
The trick is to just be autistic like me
dusty hull
Imagine playing Darktide when we haven't received content in months.
Imagine playing the game for fun
hushed knoll
i too am still playing a ton of darktide(helldivers 2)
DOUGH HIIII
IT’S ALMOST HERE
median steeple
hushed knoll
THE WEEKEND DOUGH THE WEEKEND
royal vortex
why are you shouting
frank night
THE WEEKEND
coarse birch
he had a granola bar
frank night
DIET COKE
royal vortex
diet come..?
hushed knoll
COKE
coarse birch
diet come
median steeple
fucked it up twice
dusty hull
sorry i will rant about ER bosses all day despite playing it
My favourite part was exploring the world and figuring out the setting
Then you got the bosses which range from good (I liked Radahn and Margit for example) to the worst bosses I've ever faced (especially the 'duo' bosses which are just two enemies or bosses slapped together)
median steeple
amazballs
north sedge
THE WEEKEND DOUGH THE WEEKEND
dusty hull
Melina is fun EXCEPT waterfowl
frank night
I LIKE THE GESTURE OF HAPPY RESIGNATION THAT JAMES BOND HAS IN THAT GIF
north sedge
stan's peaking on his molly
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/james-bond-the-weeknd-daniel-craig-007-gif-21565879
Is that Daniel care do
Crepe
coarse birch
stan i want you to know josho is dying over diet come
hushed knoll
Craig
frank night
DANIEL CREPE
median steeple
Melina is fun EXCEPT waterfowl
hushed knoll
stan i want you to know josho is dying over diet come
Are you in boys with him
north sedge
Daniel Crepe!
hushed knoll
Voice
median steeple
holy shit bro is fighting the firekeeper
north sedge
in boys
median steeple
GIF dammit
dusty hull
https://tenor.com/view/melina-elden-ring-fromsoftware-girl-eye-gif-23834269
LISTEN I AM TERRIBLE WITH NAMES AND GRRM DIDN'T HELP
frosty herald
placid fiber
GIF dammit
north sedge
Are you in boys with him
@royal vortex
hushed knoll
Dough no
royal vortex
im fucking crying
hushed knoll
I meant in voice
dusty hull
Melenia?
median steeple
LISTEN I AM TERRIBLE WITH NAMES AND GRRM DIDN'T HELP
GRRM is bad with names
true kindle
Are you in boys with him
Banned for inappropriate conduct
dusty hull
Blade of Miquilla
vocal pulsar
Are you in boys with him
Excuse me
hushed knoll
Banned for inappropriate conduct
STOP it was my autocorrect I meant in voice
median steeple
the Targaryen naming convention pisses me off
coarse birch
dusty hull
I half like it
true kindle
STOP it was my autocorrect I meant in voice
What did we learn here today
lusty turtle
<@445566734255259648>
he saw, he almost died
hushed knoll
Oh my God
north sedge
lol
dusty hull
It's cool that it shows who's the parent but they are too similar
hushed knoll
Hark peas
placid fiber
Are you in boys with him
Wait, wtf?
hushed knoll
Hank please
royal vortex
hark
placid fiber
Stan didn't know you were into that
true kindle
Hark, peas
coarse birch
also yes we are in voice
dusty hull
I'm fine with the same starting letters but Melenia and Melina feel like a prank
hushed knoll
Stan didn't know you were into that
IM KNIT
lusty turtle
sorry hank, its the rules
hushed knoll
NOT
vocal pulsar
Stan didn't know you were into that
Yeah that's a brony thing innit
placid fiber
God no lol
hushed knoll
Horizon hi mankar
true kindle
sorry hank, its the rules
hushed knoll
Shut up*
coarse birch
malenia is almost a perfect boss
lusty turtle
gotta change your name
placid fiber
Yeah that's a brony thing innit
lusty turtle
there isn't a hark peas tho
true kindle
True .
dusty hull
malenia is almost a perfect boss
I'd disagree but glad you could find her fun
hushed knoll
Skelly what dialect do you speak
true kindle
It is done.
hushed knoll
West Midlands?
dusty hull
I got fed up that I just summoned a friend to go waterfowl hunting
placid fiber
All hail Hark peas!
dusty hull
The end of the game was me just summoning my friend to finish it
median steeple
last time I beat her I summoned someone who was named elden giga chad who fucking oneshot her
true kindle
Who thought that we didn't need Torrent for the fight
Biggest mistake of the game imo
dusty hull
And who thought you had to defeat Radagon each time
median steeple
I like fighting elden beast but not ||radagon|| right before them
dusty hull
Yeah it felt like it was set up
median steeple
there should've been a break between the fights
placid fiber
The arena size did feel like torrent being used would have been... okay
dusty hull
DS2 was better than it it's that bad
frosty herald
ELDEN BEAST IS LITERALLY DESIGNED TO BE FOUGHT ON HORSEBACK WHY DID MYAZAKI CUT IT
median steeple
placid fiber
DS2 was better than it it's that bad
Than Elden Beast?
dusty hull
DS2 had 3 back to back bosses for its finale and I preferred that because once you kill the boss I think its done
median steeple
I only like DS2 for its armor designs
placid fiber
Elden Beast sucks, but, Dark Souls 2 is a low bar man
true kindle
ER also functionally has a boss gauntlet at the end
frosty herald
I have such a deep understanding of DS2 that i can play the entire game without leveling adaptability with medium rolling
dusty hull
That's how much I don't like Elden Beast
placid fiber
Fair
dusty hull
I rather fight Covetous Demon
placid fiber
What about Bed of Chaos?
dusty hull
Funny Jabba the Hutt over frustrating
frosty herald
Ds2's roll frames are certainly something
dusty hull
What about Bed of Chaos?
That's a 1/10 against a 2
frosty herald
But imo its not unfair
dusty hull
I rather take Elden Beast
placid fiber
Tru
dusty hull
I have been replaying DS1 and it still holds up
placid fiber
as the worst boss?
dusty hull
In fact I think the only bad area is Lost Izalith
dusty hull
as the worst boss?
The game in general
placid fiber
Bed of Chaos is so bad lol
frosty herald
Lost izalith was ravaged with being rushed
frank night
BAD OF CHAOS HOHO
dusty hull
Most say the second half is bad but the only truly terrible parts is Lost Izalith and Bed of Chaos
placid fiber
DS1 does hold up, tho, you're right about that
dusty hull
Archives, Tomb of Giants, the DLC areas, and New Londo was fun
placid fiber
ds1 is also better overall for a randomizer
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/bed-of-chaos-dark-souls-game-over-you-are-dead-gif-238610...
bed of chaos 101
frosty herald
I loved ds2's dlc areas
median steeple
banished to the snowfield
dusty hull
But yeah each game in the series has something going for it
placid fiber
It was miserable to begin with
dusty hull
2 is probably my favourite for builds
dusty hull
Also while I hate the world design I do like a lot of the areas
true kindle
But yeah each game in the series has something going for it
Except Bloodborne because it's not on PC. Trash game with no redeeming qualities
frosty herald
Return the snowfield to elden ring
dusty hull
I have not played Bloodborne and have avoided knowing most of the game since
It's been a long wait
placid fiber
Bloodborne is looked at as one of the best souls games, according to some people
true kindle
Doesn't matters
placid fiber
I'm more for it than Dark Souls 2
true kindle
PlayStation owner opinion detected and immediately discarded
north sedge
i streamed bloodborne through psnow or whatever it's called, it was plenty playable
placid fiber
I don't own a playstation
dusty hull
Also I think DS2 looks better than 3
true kindle
I don't own a playstation
No but anyone who played it does
placid fiber
I've never owned a playstation lol
dusty hull
I prefer having colours over the 90% grey smug that was 3
true kindle
So their thoughts on the game are irrelevant
dusty hull
3 does have some great areas
But 2 despite it not being cohesive has way more visually interesting and colourful areas
north sedge
No but anyone who played it does
i streamed it on pc, i no own playstation
placid fiber
No but anyone who played it does
Eh, I would say the one person who I know has played it would know about souls games considering they've no deathed every souls game
true kindle
There is, functionally speaking, no valuable Bloodborne review or opinion in existence because anyone who has written one is the owner of a playstation. Or has touched a playstation. Simple as
placid fiber
including sekiro
dusty hull
Sekiro is fun, I need to beat it
I drop it partway then just restart the save each time
frosty herald
Bloodborne is 100% overrated
dusty hull
This video represents my views on the series probably the best, though I'm way more chartiable to the new games
But over time I've come to agree with more and more of his points
placid fiber
The only thing I can say about bloodborne is that it looks awesome that you can parry mfs with a gun
placid fiber
According to the guy I know who knows his thing about souls games... it's amazing
dusty hull
It's focused like Sekiro
placid fiber
Looks very difficulty compared to dark souls tho
dusty hull
I have not played it but I argue that's just mentality
placid fiber
It's focused around offense
vocal pulsar
Bloodborne is the highest quality souls game, next to dark souls 3