#zealot-class

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frozen glen
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sounds like a SKISSUE josho

coarse birch
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Sounds like dt

frozen glen
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little poopoo pissbaby helldiver

royal vortex
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i almost got killed by one of the rocket robots and as it came over a hill and then it just

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fell down

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dead

coarse birch
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Wow little poopoo pissbaby might be the best description of josho ive heard

royal vortex
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WRONG

frozen glen
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thats what arco calls him

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used to atleast

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because he is one

royal vortex
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fighting the robots felt very painful until someone else gave me a railgun

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and then life was good

frozen glen
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have u tried the autocannon against the robots

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pure bliss

royal vortex
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once

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i died very shortly after

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but it was powerful

coarse birch
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I have not heard arco call him that

royal vortex
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i did a defence mission with iceslow and dough

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it was hell

frozen glen
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was it kill x amount of enemies

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or the new one

royal vortex
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the new one

frozen glen
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yea that one sucks

royal vortex
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he said they managed to complete it fairly easily but they had a lot more setup and presumably someone who wasnt level 6 in the party

coarse birch
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Presumably

frozen glen
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yea JOSHO

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u and ur peepee poopoo pissbaby level

royal vortex
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mald

steep flame
royal vortex
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me af

coarse birch
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Josho when poxwalker

royal vortex
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im hunting elites

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i am a RANGED BACKLINER

frozen glen
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melee linebacker

coarse birch
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@lusty turtle when we play can you and i take revo so we can steal all joshos elite kills

royal vortex
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sick in the head

coarse birch
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I am not

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I have left you unscathed in game

lusty turtle
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i'll run plasma

frosty herald
royal vortex
vocal pulsar
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@royal vortex was helldivers as unstable as you thought

royal vortex
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yes

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i had 2 back to back missions that required me or someone else in the party to force crash their gmae

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and one of them we didnt get any credit for

vocal pulsar
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Your fault

frozen glen
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it be like that

royal vortex
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it runs fine most of the time which is nice

vocal pulsar
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Easily avoidable for skilled players

royal vortex
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but it literally had the same cursed dt infinite load thing happen

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where it fixes the moment someone dcs

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so shrug

vocal pulsar
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Ive never had any of these bugs that you describe

royal vortex
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dough said this never happened to him before either

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i simply bring it with me

frozen glen
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because josho doesnt have enough skill to avoid these problems

royal vortex
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u dont have enough likable qualities to get bitches

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be quiet

vocal pulsar
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Skill issue

royal vortex
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the game is fun though

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i forget did i show u the clip of laz punching me

vocal pulsar
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Yeah

royal vortex
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it was legendary

vocal pulsar
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Laz and I are different

royal vortex
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he stood there for SO LONG trying to figure out the bind

vocal pulsar
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He punched you without thinking

fading vale
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I pressed like 3 keys before I pressed the right one

lusty turtle
vocal pulsar
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I would've deliberately waited for you to cast that artillery and punched you

royal vortex
royal vortex
frozen glen
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punching people off of heights is funny

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ragdolls are great

fading vale
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and then I trapped him under the ships engine AND HE MURDERED ME OUT OF COLD BLOOD

vocal pulsar
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Stan has team killed me so many times

royal vortex
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i gunned him down after he started assaulting dough

true kindle
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hello zealot chat are you being normal today

y/n

royal vortex
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he earned it

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mostly

royal vortex
lusty turtle
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for now yes

fading vale
true kindle
lusty turtle
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yoshi is trying to hire me to bully josho

fading vale
lusty turtle
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which is pretty based

royal vortex
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i got unstuck without being beat to death

true kindle
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what are our rates

fading vale
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I'm sorry for trying to help you

royal vortex
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i almost got crushed under the ship like twice after that

fading vale
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also do you think I'm a magician, how could I have possibly done that on purpose except for the hitting you part

royal vortex
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i think u should let steve play helldivers instead of u from now on

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he would be nicer to me

fading vale
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nah he'd be sending strays your way for sure

royal vortex
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i would deserve it

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unlike what YOU do

fading vale
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I literally meleed you two times

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just love taps

royal vortex
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gaslighting

vocal pulsar
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I will throw artillery on josho's position many many times

royal vortex
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i bought the 380mm he stratagem

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i know what i must do

lusty turtle
coarse birch
fading vale
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crab this morning was bringing 4 380s with a bug

royal vortex
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how do i replicate that

fading vale
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we threw 5 at the same time

royal vortex
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amazin

lusty turtle
fading vale
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uh something about only selecting 1 and the ready button

royal vortex
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hmmm

royal vortex
fading vale
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idk ask crab

royal vortex
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my life mission is to make sure i kill mankar more than he kills me

fading vale
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For democracy

royal vortex
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for democracy

calm salmon
coarse birch
fading vale
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I think you can do it with anything

calm salmon
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you know, for when you really wanna make the team mad

true kindle
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so the message i'm getting here is that i should buy helldivers?

lusty turtle
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if they ever fix the AMD crashes i'll join u guys

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so in like 6-12 months

coarse birch
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Thats what im waiting on

fading vale
royal vortex
calm salmon
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give me like another 300 hours and I can give an honest review whatthefuck_heresy

fading vale
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well keep waiting for DT news next week in the mean time

royal vortex
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soon™️

lusty turtle
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helldivers is right up your alley hank

calm salmon
fading vale
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it is pure chaotic fun

calm salmon
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THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG

royal vortex
calm salmon
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ignores the terminators

royal vortex
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im not that good at sacrificing myself

lusty turtle
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man its such a shame the bugs in helldivers are so boring

royal vortex
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i must work on my attempts at martyrdom

lusty turtle
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the bots are the better factions to fight sadge

royal vortex
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the bots are super cool to fight

calm salmon
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I forgot to upload it to streamable though Sitgryn

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Soom™️ and I'll show you

true kindle
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wait nevermind helldivers is published by sony and they dont bring their games to geforce now

fading vale
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I do get some satisfaction from obliterating bugs

calm salmon
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just buy yourself a 4090ti and i9-13900ks

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/s

royal vortex
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i was the bait to get a tank to turn around so that dough could railgun it

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it was p cool

coarse birch
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Its that easy

royal vortex
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spamming dives while right next to one seems to mostly keep u from getting obliterated

true kindle
royal vortex
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it should probably just drive over u

fading vale
true kindle
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was planning on doing that this year but we incurred a lot of extra expenses moving out of the old apartment

fading vale
lusty turtle
coarse birch
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Josho already meta slaving

lusty turtle
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and they're super health spungy

calm salmon
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Oh

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trick for chargers by the way

fading vale
calm salmon
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just take the recoilless rifle

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shoot their leg

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swap to shotgun

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shoot leg

royal vortex
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yoshi u should see the shit crab has said about this game i am nowhere near his level of thought put into the game

calm salmon
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its a one mag+one mag kill

solar gorge
coarse birch
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Crabs different

fading vale
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yeah their legs are easiest kill

calm salmon
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maybe for the AC

fading vale
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crab has nerded hard as usual

royal vortex
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i have so far solved chargers by running in a circle

calm salmon
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but a RR shot to the head doesn't bring it down to light armor

true kindle
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i bet crab puts an insane amount of thought into any game he plays simply because he cannot turn his brain off

calm salmon
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so regular ammo still bounces off of it

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but legs are free game

lusty turtle
fading vale
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he was explaining how the penetration system works with like, bullet mass, velocity, and something else

calm salmon
lusty turtle
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they used to be faster, took longer breaks between charges but the recoiless 1 shot them to weakspot

calm salmon
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also z-axis

lusty turtle
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now they are cringe 😔

fading vale
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their weakspot doesn't even feel like a weakspot

solar gorge
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they'll get toned down am sure

calm salmon
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I actually like chargers now that I know how to kill em

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RR+Shotgun

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Dodging them is a fuckin snooze fest

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thanks dark souls

royal vortex
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are the chargers also those ones that keep fkin sneaking up on me outta nowhere

calm salmon
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so I can do a couple ass shots too

lusty turtle
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they're just super easy to dodge but have too much health is so booooring

royal vortex
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i just get a screen full of bug sometimes and then its over

fading vale
lusty turtle
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they dont even kill you in 1 hit!

royal vortex
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they need to give em the crusher/mauler sound treatment

calm salmon
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Yeah, they feel like Tanker Bugs from starship troopers

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but are 1/8th the size

royal vortex
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make them obnoxiously loud

calm salmon
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which is just annoying

solar gorge
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best way to deal with them isn't even shooting them in their rear weakspot KEKW_ogryn

calm salmon
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But I know how to deal with them now so meh

lusty turtle
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ITS SO BAD

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IT PISSES ME OFF

calm salmon
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I'm too lazy to cut it down

solar gorge
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you have to peel off their leg armor and magdump in it

lusty turtle
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WHY ARE THE BUGS CRINGE

calm salmon
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but the thumbnail shows whats going on

solar gorge
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because the automatons are better

calm salmon
north sedge
lusty turtle
solar gorge
royal vortex
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lmao

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legendary

lusty turtle
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i only take the anti-mat rifle for bots and thats usually enough to deal with most targets

solar gorge
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i want to play as the automatons

royal vortex
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the explosions in this game are really cool

fading vale
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I been using autocannon

north sedge
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I railgun

calm salmon
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I use AC in pubs just cause its easier to work with than RR

royal vortex
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iceslow gave me an autocannon for all of 30 seconds before i was unceremoniously murdered

calm salmon
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but now that I understand the RR

lusty turtle
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the autocannon is just the better recoiless

calm salmon
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I like it more

royal vortex
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it was very fun

calm salmon
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the recoilless rifle just feels like using an AT-4

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I just kinda wish it hit chargers like one

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but at least its a 2shot kill on the head

solar gorge
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helldivers as a lot of weapons that completely fell off by the time you get the same thing but better ngl

lusty turtle
calm salmon
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The laser rifle makes me madge

lusty turtle
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like it still feels good to fire but it doesn't do enough with its limited ammo pool

calm salmon
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Not the special, but the primary rifle.

lusty turtle
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the autocannon is unironically better for armoured targets

fading vale
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I've been using breaker and DMR

calm salmon
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The primary laser beam weapon is cringe

calm salmon
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the green things that puke on you

lusty turtle
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still kills them!

calm salmon
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for some reason it'll randomly take two RR shots

fading vale
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autocannon 2 shots them

calm salmon
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but the AC is always 2 shots

lusty turtle
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yup

solar gorge
calm salmon
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which is just cringe and g[redacted]

lusty turtle
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the RR is cringe in HD2

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and i hate it

solar gorge
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the other weapons can't even compete

north sedge
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Impact nade one shots bile spewer

calm salmon
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Yeah, if the RR just got some slight buffs to the damage so it was more consistent, I'd like it way more.

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At least it shoots down dropships

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so that's cool

lusty turtle
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very fun, very cool

solar gorge
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i love grinding

calm salmon
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Apparently they're gonna be around forever though.

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The warbonds, that is.

lusty turtle
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definetly not looking to get money out of people

coarse birch
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Yoga you are sending me mixed messages on this game lol

solar gorge
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game is definitely not all rainbows and sunshines

fading vale
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I mean all you need for the battlepass is to play the game and there's plenty of fun stuff

calm salmon
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If the SC earnings stay the same with all future free warbonds, if you wanna no-life you can at least get premium warbonds for free

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sc=supercredits

lusty turtle
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and so is its weapon balance

coarse birch
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Ah

calm salmon
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I don't mind the weapon balance

coarse birch
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At least they have time to fix stuff

calm salmon
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looks at darktide

north sedge
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2's monetization is much better than hd1

calm salmon
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Like the game JUST came out

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hard to get mad at first pass balance

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just gotta work around it

coarse birch
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Ill grab it once amd fix is out im not turned off from the game or anything

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Not sure if ill get into it like dt but

lusty turtle
solar gorge
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just like darktide, it's gonna be a pain to convince my friends with limited free time to get it

north sedge
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I have like 1400 super credits just from pass/pickups

lusty turtle
calm salmon
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I don't recall much of HD1

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a buddy bought it for me back in uh

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2015

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or something

lusty turtle
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or well

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it was £2 a dlc for helldivers 1

solar gorge
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most people forgot it

lusty turtle
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so depends how you see it

calm salmon
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And I put in about 15 hours, went "this is not my thing" and stopped

solar gorge
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it's an isometric game, not many people enjoy that

calm salmon
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Its a twin-stick shooter

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not an isometric game

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while not mutually exclusive

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the "twin-stick shooter" aspect is FAR more important

solar gorge
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i mean, the top town perspective

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is niche

lusty turtle
solar gorge
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it's a turn off for most people

north sedge
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I don't see much reason to buy sc atm in hd2 at all, easy to get by playing

lusty turtle
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its a huge turn off for me

calm salmon
coarse birch
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I dont mind a grind if i enjoy playing by default

calm salmon
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So there is no rush to grind.

lusty turtle
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i only have free time atm cause of surgery, the moment i'm back to work then 💀

lusty turtle
calm salmon
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where you just outright can't get shit

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because they removed it forever

lusty turtle
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wow better than the worst dlc scheme known to man

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impressive

calm salmon
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Okay, like fair

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but come on

north sedge
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Just explain to work that you need to grind medals, they'll understand

calm salmon
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they could cycle the shit out, but they don't.

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Its just. . . grindy? And what multiplayer game isn't.

lusty turtle
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or i could just

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get gameplay content for free

calm salmon
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Even DRG has complaints about how long it takes to get shit

lusty turtle
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ye drg scheme is shit

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you are locked to 5 unlocks a week (or was it 10?)

solar gorge
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drg's system is even more casino than dt

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and people will not admit it

lusty turtle
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^

calm salmon
coarse birch
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I dont remember that

calm salmon
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in DT you can just roll on 500 power swords

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and never get power cycler

coarse birch
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I havent played drg in months tho

calm salmon
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DRG eventually gives you everything

solar gorge
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eventually

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whenever you find the gambling boxes

stable cypress
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its also tied to shit that takes a much longer time per session

solar gorge
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in the missions, where you're not guaranteed to find one

lusty turtle
# coarse birch I dont remember that

ye DRG you have to get overclocks, but you have a max amount you are allowed to earn per week (weekly contract, and the 2 deep dives and one other source iirc?)

stable cypress
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and goes up in flames if you're with idiots

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if I lose a match in darktide who gives a shit, if I lose in 3rd part of deep dive... lol

coarse birch
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I havent interacted with the system in a long time

solar gorge
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i think i have 300 hours and i'm not even close to all OC's

north sedge
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Yea but you don't have to reroll an overclock because it gave you thunderstrike shock and awe

lusty turtle
violet hornet
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The purpose of overclocks in drg was to add end game content for people that had already unlocked everything else. The game existed for years without them

coarse birch
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Oh the cores im dumb

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Yeah i remember that

lusty turtle
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340 hours before they added new weapons, and i still don't have all the original overclocks

solar gorge
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would've played more if the game wasn't mind numingbly easy

calm salmon
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Someone did the math and I think it was 8 months if you did everything you could per week

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If I recall the reddit post correctly.

coarse birch
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Yeah drg is like not hard

lusty turtle
calm salmon
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Yeah, it's probably OOD but that's a good baseline for expectations.

stable cypress
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I really liked that one week where a mandatory deep dive objective required to get [x] amt of mineral but the whole map had exactly [x] amt of mineral so if you didn't mine it with perfect precision you were screwed

calm salmon
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"8 months to have more toys than you know what to do with"

solar gorge
calm salmon
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But that's 8 months of a second job

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and very few people have the time for that.

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which is why I love tarkov's grinding so much

lusty turtle
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ye i don't buy games to have a job

calm salmon
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If you can get one day to grind

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you're set for the wipe

coarse birch
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Yeah i have a lot of free time and even i cant do that

oak ermine
coarse birch
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Unless i dropped dt/souls

calm salmon
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now: the caveat to that is learning maps KEKW_ogryn

coarse birch
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Ive had games become what felt like jobs

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Its not fun

lusty turtle
calm salmon
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Warthunder, World of Tanks, Warframe

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World of Warcraft

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what else fits the second job description

oak ermine
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Before that feature was implemented

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It was indeed a travesty

calm salmon
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darktide if you care about min-maxxing

violet hornet
oak ermine
solar gorge
calm salmon
lusty turtle
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i didn't play enough to premote often and i didn't do promotions back in the day cause it didn't give u anything KEKW_ogryn

sterile stone
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GTA Online

calm salmon
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Because I played like 20 hours of GTA Online back in 2015

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and gave up on it

frozen glen
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eve the game where a war cost actual hundreds of thousands of dollars

calm salmon
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I remember when there was only one heist

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oldmanyellsatclouds.gif

sterile stone
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I remember before heist

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The times when the main way to make money was robbing armored trucks

solar gorge
violet hornet
calm salmon
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which is still an insane amount of money for digital pixels

solar gorge
calm salmon
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WHERES MY SQUADRON FOURTY TWO ROBERT

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I PAID FOR THAT SHIT IN 2013 AND I STILL DONT HAVE IT

solar gorge
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they need more backers

sterile stone
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I'm sick

solar gorge
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pleasse !!!!

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more backerssss

royal vortex
coarse birch
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TRUE

calm salmon
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I thought it'd be like a cool space mmo back in the day as a dumb kid

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and now its just a fuckin scam

solar gorge
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yeah same

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but it's just that 1 guy's infinite money glitch

sterile stone
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I just wish someone would take the concept of The Day BEfore

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And not make it a scam

calm salmon
solar gorge
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if people who buy 1 cosmetic in the dt shop every 3 months are whales according to reddit, then idfk what SC players are

calm salmon
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but considering its already dying

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700 players online

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x to doubt

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my 30 dollars wasted, on yet another game

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sste is starship troopers extermination

sterile stone
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Me getting told it's cause I used the battle pass credits

calm salmon
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I bought all the armors on the cosmetic store yesterday

sterile stone
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Me grinding close to 1000 sc by having some random guy run around the map being a loot goblin

calm salmon
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for free

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which is pog

sterile stone
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I got the new armor that rotated in the shop

calm salmon
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now I have a fat suit and a light suit

sterile stone
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Completely free

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Heavy armor with explo resis

frosty herald
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i like the plasma carbine in drg

calm salmon
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the helmet was the coolest one though

sterile stone
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And it's steel polish with a blue visor

calm salmon
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the recon light helmet or whatever

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that just looks like a german ww2 helmet but SPACE

sterile stone
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I bought both of the outfits in this rotation

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Light medic armor

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And heavy armor

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It's like steel armor and dark blue uniform under

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The helmet is the best parts of both outfits

calm salmon
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apparently people are already cheating in HD2 though

sterile stone
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Oh yeah

calm salmon
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7000 samples in one mission

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kinda g[redacted]

sterile stone
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Apparently if you're smart enough, you can edit the sc amount you have

calm salmon
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probably not even smart

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just use uh

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a memory editor

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if its not server-side checked

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like HxD

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Tarkov had that problem when it first released

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money wasn't server-checked so you could just load HxD and give yourself 90 billion roubles

sterile stone
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Didn't people in tarkov just farm private lobbies

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And take it into live games

calm salmon
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Then BSG banned like 20k people

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and at the same time patched the exploit by making everything server-side checked

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which lead to other bugs in the stash, but whatever. You just need to restart the game every now and again when the servers freak out

coarse birch
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I played tarkov like once and that was enough for me

calm salmon
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I REALLY like tarkov

coarse birch
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I did not see the appeal unless i was like

calm salmon
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but only when my best friend plays

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Solo tarkov is uh

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an experience in frustration

coarse birch
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It seems a little hardcore for me

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And i like make everything as hard as possible on myself

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I did kill my friends on accident

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Not used to no name tags

calm salmon
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I have like 2500 hours in tarkov with my best friend

lusty turtle
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i like tarkov but its a very specific experience

calm salmon
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and probably close to 40 team kills on him

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eh

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maybe not that high, now that I think about it.

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Closer to 10, in reality.

sterile stone
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Russia 2028 I might lean into but Tarkov is just a big no.

lusty turtle
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i come from growing up on like operation flashpoint n shit so im used to the much slower pace followed by very intense bursts of violence

frosty herald
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the tarkov wiggle opened up a massive can of worms

calm salmon
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But I also played Squad/Post Scriptum/Rising Storm/Darkest Hour

coarse birch
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Im used to like siege so im like

calm salmon
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sos I was used to no name-tags and memorizing uniforms

coarse birch
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Wheres my action

sterile stone
lusty turtle
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sorry yoshi, siege is cringe

coarse birch
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Oh i agree

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I hate that game

sterile stone
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It's been a widely known thing cheating has plagued tarkov

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It's just people will get mad

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Then stop caring

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Then get mad

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Then stop caring again

coarse birch
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I put 1100 hours into it and stopped there

calm salmon
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I've not really noticed super bad cheating problems in Tarkov tbh

coarse birch
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Never played a game thats worse for my mental health

calm salmon
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like, once every 3 raids on labs

frosty herald
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siege is a stain on tom clancy's name

calm salmon
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and once every 20 elsewhere

lusty turtle
calm salmon
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But its also like. . . soft cheaters are the real issue

coarse birch
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I did used to enjoy it

calm salmon
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tarkov makes it super easy to use walls/radar

coarse birch
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5-6 years ago

sterile stone
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I won't lie, I wish we'd get another splinter cell game

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Then I remember the god awful state of ubisoft

frosty herald
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Not with the current ubisoft

sterile stone
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Ubisoft somehow managing to cram microstransactions into single player games

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Gotta be the wildest shit in the world

lusty turtle
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i want an OG rainbow 6 game

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given a raven shield remaster

calm salmon
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but I don't like the medic armor

sterile stone
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R6 Vegas 2 went hard

calm salmon
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stims are pretty pointless imo

frosty herald
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First AAAA game

calm salmon
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either you don't get hit

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or you die immediately

sterile stone
calm salmon
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unless you're grinding low difs

frosty herald
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Surprised they didnt make it 80 bucks like ff7

sterile stone
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I keep stims on me 24/7 on HD difficulty

calm salmon
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I mean, don't get me wrong

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they're useful

sterile stone
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It's good for light armor aswell

calm salmon
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but like

sterile stone
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Cause of infinite stamina

calm salmon
#

usually you just get gibbed

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Or, I should say, I get gibbed

sterile stone
#

I don't really use stims for healing

calm salmon
sterile stone
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I use it to make distance

calm salmon
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for democracy

calm salmon
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and you can't change my mind

frosty herald
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Division 2 is still going strong

lusty turtle
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peak rainbow

calm salmon
coarse birch
calm salmon
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oh

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an old old rb6 game

coarse birch
#

Maybe i just need to play them with the right people

lusty turtle
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rainbow 6 3 raven shield

calm salmon
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i had rb6 on ps1

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and that was my first and last experience with it

stone fern
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what perks should i look for on a thunder 4 hammer? flak maniac?

calm salmon
#

unyielding/elites

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or unyielding/flak

coarse birch
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Unyield/flak or elites

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Unyield being #1

lusty turtle
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you had a premission map

calm salmon
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yeah, I remember that much yoga

lusty turtle
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and could preplan all orders and breaches, and set them off remotley via your AI teams

calm salmon
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the sp rb6 games haven't changed since the og release

stone fern
calm salmon
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better graphics, better gunplay, better squad commands

stone fern
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i think unyielding elites would prolly be good

calm salmon
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but the actual planning->execution hasn't

calm salmon
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thrust 4 is nice

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but doesn't meet any breakpoints

lusty turtle
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rainbow 6 3 was also coop 🙏

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truely better times

calm salmon
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you can just oneshot mutants now with a charged heavy

coarse birch
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Yeah you oneshot maniacs

lusty turtle
stone fern
coarse birch
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I think i might have fun with them if i had like a fully dedicated team with the same mindset as me

calm salmon
#

or unyielding/elites

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thrust/headtaker/slaughterer

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and high crowd control

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instead of defences

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basically what I'm saying is, you have the perfect thunder hammer right now

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after swapping perks around

stone fern
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yeah pretty good for my first hammer

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ive been far luckier on the zealot than my psyker main 😢

calm salmon
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I have 1700 hours

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I've not gotten particularly lucky

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just brute forced it, as fatshark intended

coarse birch
#

Mine is very off and on

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I either get stuff right away or its days of trying

stone fern
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i even got 2 wounds with t4 tough regen and t4 gunner resist

calm salmon
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I don't like toughness regen on anyone but ogryn

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because ogryn gets a ton of ways to improve it

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base toughness per second is uh

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5?

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and ogryn can get to 13.5

coarse birch
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Yeah i took it off everyone it shuts off too often for me to get use out of it

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Psyker gets it all back in 2 seconds with any warp kills anyway

calm salmon
#

yep

stone fern
calm salmon
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spend peril, reduce peril

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warp kills

coarse birch
#

Zealots in melee too often

calm salmon
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critical hit kills

coarse birch
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Etc

lusty turtle
calm salmon
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is basically the go-to on everyone's curios

lusty turtle
#

we operate the same way for games so we work well together for it

calm salmon
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FWIW

sharp zodiac
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Only time toughness Regen on psyker works is if you're the kind of psyker to not be near the enemy EVER as long as possible

calm salmon
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"whatever you want" is actually whatever hadron gives you

coarse birch
stone fern
coarse birch
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So that sort of thing would help me a lot

calm salmon
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nor do adds

coarse birch
calm salmon
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its: Machinegunner elites and reapers

stone fern
#

yeah ikno

calm salmon
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okay

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just making sure

calm salmon
#

its the scab stalker situation all over again

coarse birch
#

Psyker melee is too fun/good to not use it

sharp zodiac
calm salmon
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that said, there's the argument of "do we REALLY need more sources of tdr though"

true kindle
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oh you guys are actually talking about darktide, weird

coarse birch
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I just do 3x gunner res/toughness/health

lusty turtle
stone fern
lusty turtle
#

used to play smite with a bunch of friends but most of them weren't as deep on the understanding side

coarse birch
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Yeah

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Like i get it

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Its a game

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Can just be frustrating

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People in here attempting my murder ingame is the exception

sharp zodiac
coarse birch
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I also dont run health curios on psyker

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3x toughness

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So the health perk is nice

stone fern
royal vortex
hushed knoll
coarse birch
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How is that cowardice

hushed knoll
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Hi Josho

coarse birch
#

U egg

hushed knoll
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Hi lemon

coarse birch
#

Hi Stan

hushed knoll
#

OwO

royal vortex
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u run 3x wounds curios

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of course

hushed knoll
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I am hyper because I ate a Portugal bar

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Pryoren

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Protein

royal vortex
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and when ur at 1 wound remaining u walk into a fire barrel

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and melt to down

coarse birch
lusty turtle
royal vortex
coarse birch
#

Do not uwu me

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Your worse than arco

royal vortex
#

y'roue*

stone fern
#

what ranged weapons do you guys like for zealot?

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
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Bedging

lusty turtle
coarse birch
royal vortex
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hedging

frank night
coarse birch
#

Best is like revo/kant/flamer though

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Iags

stone fern
coarse birch
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Pinning fire/cavaclade

lusty turtle
#

Calvacade pinning

coarse birch
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Surgical is good for like MF vet

stone fern
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ill keep an eye out for them

faint vapor
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Can a Zealot even get surgical value?

lusty turtle
#

Ye

coarse birch
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Yeah

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Just less likely

stone fern
#

from the blessing yeah

faint vapor
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Don't think I've ever pulled my bolter out to not mag dump

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Granted I usually do a charge to stagger

hushed knoll
#

Playypuses

coarse birch
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Thats what i use it for on zealot cause i can just bring tknives

hushed knoll
#

Plattpuses

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I can’t

frank night
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it's a duck

coarse birch
#

Spell it out stan

faint vapor
elfin steppe
coarse birch
#

Knives do not need assail tracking

hushed knoll
#

Pluto Piet

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Playroakigs

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Platyuspus

coarse birch
#

Stan

hushed knoll
#

I can’t

stone fern
#

yeah one more question the flamer is the the same as purge staff right? with the cloud radius and burn being more important than damage

hushed knoll
#

Platypus

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Jfc

coarse birch
#

Yeah

royal vortex
coarse birch
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Congrats stan

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You got there

lusty turtle
elfin steppe
#

I don't understand why we don't have SM in this game,but somehow modern warfare has them.

hushed knoll
#

Thanks skis lot

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Skelly

lusty turtle
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Cause sm are cringe

royal vortex
#

skis lot

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f

coarse birch
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Rip

faint vapor
north sedge
#

Because they explicitly didn't want to make a space marine game

hushed knoll
#

HI DIURY HI FOUGY

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OH MY GOD

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DOUGH

coarse birch
#

F

royal vortex
#

diury fougy

lusty turtle
#

Welp

coarse birch
#

Stan murdering today

steep flame
royal vortex
#

stan named me Darth gjnongu in another server

hushed knoll
#

I miss Exhillious

elfin steppe
north sedge
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I'm not even sure if both were intended for me or what

royal vortex
#

he was attempting to spell "humidious"

hushed knoll
#

Hi dough

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Ily

steep flame
royal vortex
frank night
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Frank Hosbo

coarse birch
faint vapor
royal vortex
#

wtf

coarse birch
#

Exposed

lusty turtle
frank night
royal vortex
#

why is that creature dancing

coarse birch
#

Its arco

north sedge
frank night
#

it's arco

royal vortex
#

true

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

I fucking love inches

steep flame
hushed knoll
#

Centimeters can guck off

lusty turtle
#

i worry about this community

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

Fuck

coarse birch
#

Guck

lusty turtle
#

Guck

steep flame
#

a skitari would be way cooler in cod then a fucking space marine

hushed knoll
#

SHUT UP JESUIT

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JOSBO

#

JOSHO

coarse birch
#

F

lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

Stan is on a rampage

violet hornet
#

Jesuit josbo

lusty turtle
#

but these are the times we live in

royal vortex
#

stan has trapped my sleeve in the lathe

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i am being turned into a meat crayon

coarse birch
#

Exhil better not show up

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Or hes toast

hushed knoll
#

What is a lathe

hushed knoll
frank night
#

you have to take cover when stan has his spellslots

hushed knoll
#

Aren’t stories burnt toast

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Strikes

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Storks

royal vortex
#

i'll tell you when you're older stan

hushed knoll
#

Strokes

lusty turtle
#

s...stan?

steep flame
coarse birch
#

Jfc stan

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Stan are YOU smelling toast

hushed knoll
#

I love toast

violet hornet
#

Stan having a legit medical emergency in chat

royal vortex
#

i love how even the completed sentence doesn't make sense

hushed knoll
#

No I’m not

royal vortex
#

"aren't strokes burnt toast"

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??????

coarse birch
#

Hey stan where does the bread go when you make toast

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

I fuck with toast all the time for breakfast

coarse birch
#

Woah

royal vortex
frank night
#

wowee

hushed knoll
#

Slap some butter and Jim on there

steep flame
#

there are just so many cool infantry models for warhammer

hushed knoll
#

Ham

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Ham

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Jam

royal vortex
#

HAHAHAHAHA

frank night
#

hamglazr hamglade

lusty turtle
#

wtf did jim do to deserve taht

royal vortex
#

JIM

steep flame
hushed knoll
#

Taht

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Spelling fail

royal vortex
#

stan and jim DEFILING that toast

coarse birch
#

Stan really does like inches

hushed knoll
#

Shut it go

steep flame
hushed knoll
#

Go

#

Ho

royal vortex
#

go where

steep flame
#

has stan been drinking?

coarse birch
#

No

#

This is just stan

lusty turtle
frank night
#

it's worse when he's drinking

royal vortex
#

when he's drinking he has the text equivalent of screentearing

steep flame
royal vortex
#

he just holds his fingers on the keyboard

steep flame
#

that'd be hype

lusty turtle
#

literally just do guardsman and blood pact or chaos cults or something

#

thats always a fun mix

steep flame
#

true

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genestealers would be peak

royal vortex
#

i fucking cried @ "Slap some butter and Jim on there"

lusty turtle
#

poor jim

royal vortex
#

it's so good

north sedge
coarse birch
#

He didnt deserve it

hushed knoll
#

I will probably slam some tequila tonight owo

lusty turtle
royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

Tequila and helldivers

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

Being eaten by stan it truly the worst insult

hushed knoll
#

Hell yeah Joe to

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Josho

royal vortex
#

NO

#

NO

coarse birch
#

Rip

royal vortex
#

NO

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

You know you don’t have to change your name

steep flame
#

there is a cat outside my house and its meowing

hushed knoll
#

HATE

steep flame
royal vortex
royal vortex
coarse birch
#

Its simply the rules

steep flame
#

shrimply

lusty turtle
#

i figured going for the 3 Js was a good mix

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since stans on a roll

royal vortex
#

stan is in the process of mauling me

north sedge
#

Just remembering some classics

bobson1.jpg
royal vortex
#

oh my god i forgot about this

steep flame
lusty turtle
#

maybe the jim on his toast was you?

royal vortex
#

i am not on stan's toast

left iron
coarse birch
#

Are you sure

royal vortex
#

oh skele

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do you know what the funniest part of this all is

#

i told him my name is josh and he didn't believe me

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he's been searching for my true name this whole time

lusty turtle
frank night
#

I wouldn't believe you either

coarse birch
#

Yeah me either

royal vortex
#

cowards

north sedge
royal vortex
#

someone would not simply

coarse birch
#

Like it would make sense

royal vortex
#

lie on the internet

lusty turtle
#

surely GatorClueless

coarse birch
#

Shurley

frank night
#

you are named pyotr in honour of the polish guy I knew who dropped out of uni first year because he was playing league at 4am

royal vortex
#

pyotr is a cool name

coarse birch
#

Thats a mood

royal vortex
#

however

coarse birch
#

Minus the league part

royal vortex
#

i will never touch league

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i have a very small shred of self respect remaining

#

stan

frank night
#

the crumb of serotonin

hushed knoll
royal vortex
#

please do not mangle me

north sedge
steep flame
royal vortex
#

ask yourself that

#

were you

frank night
#

living in terror of stan referring to me by my username

fading vale
#

rescue bathing

coarse birch
#

Arent we all searching

steep flame
royal vortex
#

it is bliss

north sedge
royal vortex
#

i spend all day gambling my money away

left iron
royal vortex
#

on the casino version of everclear

coarse birch
#

Why would you do this

royal vortex
#

i dont

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someone far funnier than me does

violet hornet
#

Stan gets gucked once again

coarse birch
#

Stan is rather good at getting gucked

fading vale
#

he's been on a guck roll recently

royal vortex
#

if u want to know what dt crafting looks like from an outside perspective look up bossmanjack

#

mittins has seen it

frank night
#

josho lives vicariously through people who are more fucked up than him

lusty turtle
#

hey laz

fading vale
#

hello

frank night
#

steve

lavish flame
north sedge
royal vortex
#

at least six

#

cmon

fading vale
frank night
#

excellent steve

coarse birch
#

Good steve

steep flame
#

the looker

hushed knoll
# royal vortex were you

Sometimes those that guide fate with the hands of plucked leather will not look deeply into the threads that bind the ties that hold the feather

lusty turtle
#

oh lmao the dog charity i donate too sent me a valentines card with pics of the dogs im supporting

steep flame
#

look sounds funny

hushed knoll
coarse birch
hushed knoll
#

Hi laz

fading vale
#

Hi stanley

steep flame
royal vortex
#

HI STEVE

lusty turtle
true kindle
steep flame
#

:3

hushed knoll
#

I want to hug stew so badly

#

Steve

lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

Stew

lusty turtle
#

Stew

true kindle
fading vale
#

stew truemacdespair

steep flame
hushed knoll
#

I did mavis bacon typing as a kid

#

Bravo.

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

Beacon

frank night
coarse birch
#

Stan getting out typed by the 4th graders in a typing program

#

Mavis bacon

royal vortex
fading vale
#

Mavis bacon typing

royal vortex
#

he does not proofread his mesages because he "types to reflect the flow of a conversation"

left iron
lusty turtle
fading vale
#

he has no built in autocorrect

steep flame
frank night
#

how did boysenberry happen

#

what word was that supposed to be

left iron
#

Who knows

fading vale
#

jam and stan are a standard thing

royal vortex
#

boys in berry

coarse birch
#

Boys in what

royal vortex
lusty turtle
steep flame
#

boys in bed-rry

north sedge
steep flame
lusty turtle
#

what

coarse birch
#

Stan was cooking with that one

left iron
steep flame
#

🤢

#

foap

lusty turtle
#

he needs to stop cooking

#

immediatly

coarse birch
#

He doesnt

#

Did you see his bacon

north sedge
coarse birch
#

It did not touch heat

steep flame
#

its chemical properties remain unchanged

coarse birch
#

Im in stan screenshots now

#

Have i made it

frank night
#

wow sporecloak recipe

zinc talon
royal vortex
#

Bay leaf

coarse birch
#

Shit whats the abbreviation

north sedge
royal vortex
#

ahabpsw

north sedge
coarse birch
#

There it is

steep flame
#

what

fading vale
#

amount of cups in 1 onion

lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

Did he figure it out

north sedge
#

Eventually after like 30 minutes