#zealot-class
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Now you play a game based on Nurgle 😔
Maybe the heavily intoxicated people already belonged to Nigeria
Nurgle
Are you not confident in my abilities to help people in need
bolter is p cool
this chat is p cool
bread is cool
I love bread, is that enough?
no
love urself because without urself
you couldn't enjoy bread
would've been funnier if he was streaming
can't handle a random plat 2 marisa
if u played meta chars in sf4 he'd quit before the game even started
sometimes he'd make u wait
funny ltg gonna play the meme medal char and be the one ragequitting
cheese player thru and thru
i mean, manon isn't that strong unless you manage to get the medals
shes lower tier for sure but she's not lily
lily is harder for marisa, funny enough
Lily is the name of my friend’s terrible ex girlfriend
@south folio raking fire columnus
no wonder ur dad left
lilly is my kinda dead name
What is a dead name
like the one i had after the 1st but before i picked Ell
when you change your name
Who knows
Vet main here, just had an auric run clutched by an absolute menace of a charge zealot who was doing the Emperor's work with Turtolsky IX & Zarona, what an absolute pleasure that was to watch
I mean I get the Zarona.... but man those poor heretics when he busted out the heavy sword
Heavy Sword IX feels so karking good
The Emperor's Lawnmower, I've seen it referred as
Busted horde clear and instagibs mutants reliably
weird, lilys gameplan is so 1 dimensional i figured she'd be easy for most cast
Mutant damage is one thing but there's something about the attack patterns that throw me off for horde clear - is it chaining heavies? I have one on my Zealot with Headtaker + Deathblow and it feels like a bad compromise between a knife and the power sword
Obviously it works based on what I've seen, I just am terrible with it
Chain heavies typically yeah, if you have the IX
I can't speak for the other marks
It takes a couple of hits to kill but it will hurt a lot of things every swing
That's me whabbup
Lights are also good for stagger
You should try the Chainsword.
Also hi Exhillious 
Even more busted-er crowd damage.
Exhillious are you ok
You miss out on the 5 ragers per swing thing though.
My entire body is sore but I have the wonderous luxury of being able to sit down for the first time in 36 hours.
Mark IV, right? It is on the list
Both
How should I build it?
Savage Sweep/Wrath + Rampage. If you go crit swap Rampage. On the XIIIg lean towards Wrath.
Why is your body sore
Furthermore I feel like the Crusher steals a lot of the Heavy Sword's thunder now too, it's almost as good as it for horde clear but way better for armour and ST
It's a workout that I call 'full body shitting' but it's not what is immediately thought of.
Crusher has way worse crowd damage than an Hsword.
Oh I thought you went to the military
The disjointed normals can be a bit of a pain
Unless you got the peak unlimited cleave situation going on you have to milk Skullcrusher to get close to Hsword performance.

Oh dear not the udder and teat bs again
What does this mean
Udders kinda look like laser turrets
Close!
it's from old fatshark patch notes IIRC
Hi Laz
Hello
Hope ur day is Gucci
Yeah the P13 dev blog, described the tree choice philosophy as an udder and teat.
But where does the milk fit in
Stan why did you capitalize gucci as if it were the brand name and not as if it were an adjective.
My phone did it
Your phone's done a lot of things allegedly.
Why are you literally punching me and kicking me and pulling my hair 
STAN YOUR BALD
taxe2 ciag gaming
@royal vortex @coarse birch that's it for me
HOW IS HE PULLING IT???
Or I bet you have henchmen who do that while you watch behind a one way mirror while evilly swirling wine
I’m not bald
yes I am the underaged evil man drinking wine while my henchmen beat the shit out of you
there is an extremely strong and deranged build hjere
i havent quite like
found it yet
Underaged?
Aren’t you like 35
bruh
i do not think exhillious is 35
did u see what im cookin with
I believe in you
Why are you bruh’ing
No I'm not even 18 bro
exhil is not 35
Cringe
exhil has alluded many times that he's fairly young
stan thought i was significantly older than i am
I do not have to.
I thought you said you were like 35 and in the military
I mean exhil kinda talks like 35
i do not like it
also dont want to do push attack rotations on a build with no stam regen delay nodes
We should dive some hell today
My biggest shock was josho being younger than me
i am used to at least 0.75s delay and it has made me get guardbroken in hordes multiple times because my timing is off
Ithink
Isn’t Josho 25
many people have said this
I'd be down
Oh
i do want to try the taxe 4
Imagine not being at least 21
and actually make a build for it
Cringe
I paid a lot of attention to my elementary school computer lab classes.
so true
pretty cringe to be below the age of 21
Arco aren’t you only 20
i'm 21 now
What
HBD arco
See you at bingo
die
Josho carries himself like a British businessman
as if any school computer class teaches anything relevant without you doing everything yourself
Im 23 now
Old asf
damn
I was simply lucky then. They had some good stuff there + monkey ball
but i am not a metaslave
also having played so much sharpshooter vet i realize now how hard u have to try not to die in melee relative to like anything else
I didn't learn a damn thing from any of my college CS courses either, literally just existed for checking a box
No stan that's a PS5 and PS6, this is a ps6
Oh dear
addiction..?
stan are you older than me
ps vita?
I’m 29
ps vita didnt exist
Idk how old you are
There is no way you accidentally typed addiction instead of elders
What a baby
my sleep schedule is so goddamn fucked up
ok boomer
i have destroyed my own perception of time
I’m in my mid 20s
29 is mid 20s
And 30 is late twenties
I've been sleeping like 3 times a day, is no bueno
STAN
Stan is nearing a mid-life crisis lmao
lame ive slept 3 times in the last 24 hours too

i fell asleep from like 4 until 9
what part of 30 is 20s
razor
i only know this because @frank night dm'd me saying "a bad choice" at 4 am and i fell asleep like right after
lakes
razor lakes
God I want my bed so badly
also i have determined everyone complaining about ppl stealing krak targets are playing like idiots
regrettably
I’m so tired
i should also sleep prob
Why regrettably
i played like 2 matches of it and got kraks stolen once
idk
Why so early
its just when i woke up
Wait you’re American right
yeah
I love sleeping ~6 hours a day then once a month I sleep for ~20 hours
this is the part where he says he slept for 3 hours
For some reason I thought you were Algerian
I woke up at midnight and went back to sleep at like 3 or 4am
no i slept for 5ish i think
This has fever dream vibes
stan
Algeria
Josho has no sleeping schedule
why do you come up with a new region for me
fever dream?????
everytime we speak
Fever dream
You’re Mr wieuywywufue I guess
wtf
Worldwide
Alaska bibs Algeria
welp
every time i do this i feel like shit until i fix it
idk what the hell is wrong with m
e
Hi Mittins
is this a new way of typing waifu
get some tampons
Stan asking an african man his name
that time of the month already
'It was before dawn before a british man pronounced 'bad choice' at me whereupon I passed out' is absolutely fever territory
God will not help you
There's no way
lmao

ALARM
ALARM
Movie bits
MOVIE BITS NO
Movie bits
HOW
He has cursed me
im setting that sentence as my status
He has struck me down
we are both victims today
I have done Beirut’s
he has turned me into a cheap imitation of @calm salmon
Stan whats my name again
The eldritch blast has critically hit me
Bruh
this is the guy who posted a picture of inches to cm
and said
"this is why inches is easier"
just like
stan what the fuck
think about this
stan waht
Do you think stan has the drake video saved
stan found one of his students papers
i get reminded of it all the fkin time
What
I mean I own a house that is too large for 1 lonely dude so
ez money
Excellent steve
Oh

He's really patriotic
Cats can’t evilly squint
im disappointed
cats can squint what
Wont work anymore
that's not an evil squint thats a fucking AGITATED squint
Stan it literally just did
HOW BOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBRARY TEA
LIBER-TEA
book?
No
Yes I'm sure the Helldivers are giving the enemies to democracy Library Tea
what else would a library tea taste like
DEMOCRACY?
Josho would let the army make their entire diversity quota in one recruit, he's pale white gold
dust
lmfao
Josho filling the DIE quota single handedly
it is time to purchase helldivers
Helldivers is fun
now i'm not going to
i will grab it when i can play it
i want a BORING experience
Ill grab it when that anticheat is replaced
I'm leveling some friends and I brought the 380mm barrage. Very fun.
It’s amazing
Actual ancient relic as an anticheat
See you in two months when the last droplet of data squeezes through your ol' southern internet pipe
It is very good

What about heavencrouchers?
We will await the clip of you being slowly rubberbanded backwards into an air strike
without even diverting my attention i just completely forgot what i was doing and had to stare at the screen for 10 seconds while my stupid brain processed
this is what josho has become
i was always like this
its gotten worse recently i swear
i am trying to make a stealth taxe2 one shot a rager
we talkin like, 15 seconds now? 
@south folio roomba
does vet's damage bonuses on-exiting-stealth apply to the hit that exits stealth
no idea
i would doubt it
i'm not a degenerate who runs stealth
Brock pull up the rashad nuke
i am not a degenerate because i run stealth
so why are you a degenerate
i should eat
i am hungry
On top
Random words
weve lost him boys
Massive enemy presence
does taxe get all or nothing
yes
its decent at least on vet/zealot
on zealot u can be desperationmaxing
and u get a higher power than headtaker without the pain of deci
Crackheadmaxxing
i do not trust josho and arco to not shoot me on purpose if we end up playing
esp arco
Unless it is arcotash, but that is because arcotash cannot play the game without his laptop turning into a briefcase nuke
A thermonuclear weapon
The sun would briefly rise in the west
i can honor this agreement
unless there is a weapon that is really funny to kill teammates with
gnhgauugugh
Greetings
I see
Flamethrower arc thrower
we have indeed determined he is a duck
no
you literally quacked
you said no words
i am not an avian
no
Duckoomba
you're both delusional and highly bakable
That's pretty quackers
god the bolter is so fun
Copium
Woe
do i make a deci/limbsplitter mk4 taxe
i was tempted to shoot the flamer in front of you multiple times
u sick FUCK
wh
let him cook
Snorf the glue
cause im never proccing BM
but idk if HT or Limbsplitter would work better
i would do all or nothing but i have psyker stam
all or nothing probably stacks to full on 2 pushes
I take it back
it's based on your remaining % of stamina
although if im not like actually fighting in regular melee with it i might not get it still
u have like
ill test
2-3 base stam
it is the only gun i am good at using deadshot on
(it is the only gun i have used for deadshot)
taxe pushes cost 1 bar
u cost 1 bar
shlerp
Alcoholic
for bm
Beeeeeeeeee
although headtaker probably gets u certain bms
i use shred because with it recip and desperado u have big crit chance on vet
ik on Caxe it can be too but only for certain armor types.
nah im not running BM on this
i was just testing vs like crushers since i might be stuck with cara
but im not if i run shred
im p sure shred is better for crushers
crit adm floors be like
the best i got was ~900 dps testing taxe2 lights on vet
and for perks like
Omg
maniac/something
Yaaaas
yaaaaas
unarmored is for bm purposes
uhhh
u dont hit unyielding with it
u dont need infested on it
so yea
u can probs do crit chance
clip unrelated
cara is like
alright
flak gets me the 3 shot on gunners cleanly
and im running BB
yeah prob just flak maniac
lmk when your download finishes in a few hours
why am i so fucking tired god damn
because u have destroyed ur sleep schedule
Many reasons look at josho for most of them
damn
me when I'm sleeping 10+ hours a day and my life choices catch up to me
it is complete
There is a rabbit hole of degeneracy
I show a guy in here josho and josho shows me the lossman compilations
The lossman has someone worse than him
Probably
throwing 3 kraks at a crusher pack and them dueling them with taxe2 was cool
Beware the pipeline!
it was a shame SOMEONE brought a flamer and malice larped
(killed 8 crushers in one canister)
oh is that what the malice larper was for
yes
i must try this
also joining u guys mid mission was fucked
when i am not falling asleep
yes
no quietude
kraks bad
noob trap
Do you Larp
hurry blame the ogryns
i am acquiring the cropped screenshots
i mostly am running DD for the crit stuff
to see how it feels
if its mid ill just swap to EP
keystoneless psyker
nay
mankar does no keystones for twins
what the what now
stan mangled my name
oh
"jury jury"
i was the small toddler
reading ain't duh strong sweet sah says
he was the pitbull
yea
if u are playing taxe void ur just playing void
I banish you to surge
Yeah
speaking of larp
Thats like the issue
why does larp have action in it
im a lil impressed that ppl wil defend true aim on void because they use it as a secondary
theres a tanner video saying surge is a bad blessing
Bruh
how is tanner wrong about everything
which just boggles the mind a bit because on my void builds im averaging 50% crit rate
between nexus and true aim
And surge demolishes a room
u can do the same thing with void a lot of the time
insert josho void corner clip here
shoot at ur feet
Roll the clip
yeah but trauma just makes it easier
this is peak psyker auric gameplay
because my team forced me to do all 5 scans on warren while they failed to kill elites
highest i've gotten was 920
every void scoreboard crab has sent me is near or over 1m damage
a lot of it is that I just complete missions in under 35 minutes now
its so easy if u have a slow team
but this was hell
it made me miss the premade
thanks for that lazorr

lol
i absolutely despise the teams that do not move forward unless you make them
you used to post so much shit of MAH DAMAGE and the missions were like 50% longer than average
it does help there are many more elites and specials
maybe if plasma/revolver get nerfed into the ground I can break a milli damage
Yeah i got both of mine in slow games
because even a moronic terribad veteran can kill steal enough from me with both of those to keep me at 980k
ogryn gaming 
This was like 52 minutes
this is p much exclusively just shooters
counterfire brauto vet just makes me want ofb
3% toughness or whatever it is isn't a lot
but when you get a room full of yellow? 
completely empty and then the director throwing everything it had at you for 5mins straight
then it would sleep again
this is back before out for blood existed
yeah, when you just got a free 75% tdr so it didn't matter if you were at 10 or 200
just. . . no damage to me lalalalala
i wish u could play modded difficulties in private lobbies
i cant really get meaningfully better at the game until they do another patch to make it harder
maelstrom solo while blindfolded
waves of specials is not real difficulty that you interact with
nor is nurgle blessing
Maelstrom also will just randomly decide you lose
monstrous specials kinda is but in a lot of ways its just eh
Maelstrom just feels gimmicky to me
and there's nothing you can really do about it
it's not the kind of challenge i want
At this point
it's a lot of "random bullshit go"
Insta death is what bothers me. My vet and zealot have both dropped dead on me
16 specials
wave of mutants on top
boss spawn
horde spawn
elite patrol
u hit the barrel on purpose
tactically engaging the enemy
dont forget the pub walking into a DH in the middle of it
I may have killed myself with a barrel today
Approach like a cat. Move like a cockroach on speed, amongst the enemy
Im glad arco did not witness
this is why u always shoot barrels
I hit the barrels, as I run past
U turn and take out the enemies behind me, now on fire
i was there for the aftermath though
"wher yoshi"
I was a little out of it today lol
the sound of the barrel explosion moments before being surely unrelated
the first match i went down to poxwalkers because i wasn't awake enough to hit the space bar and shoot at the same time yet
Exploding barrels will get you out of a mob;)
what melee would u recomend for cleaving hordes? (ideally killing, not stagering .))
normal or heavy?
oh my bad, evis is heavy, chainsword the small one...
Evi mk 2 has better horde clear, mk15 has better single target vs elites and specials
Best anti horde is spamming chain sword mk3g lights or any heavy sword lights iirc
ok, ty
i am jsut trying to naturally get frenzied killer as steam achiev, yesterday i got it from 87 to 88/90, seems i need to make it happen by mowing down the hordes like butter ideally .)
something different
If you want to kill a horde specifically as fast as possible grab a Chainsword or Dclaw. Hsword can as well.
which marks?
Either work, Mk IV is better at it. Both are statistical anomalies.
For chainsword
With DClaw any work
and then for Hsword the IX will do it the fastest but again, any work.
Evis is kinda ~ at horde clear specifically, it just doesn't fall off as hard against non-fodder armor types like other weapons do.
ok, ty, tryied chainsword and light attack kills pretty fast .)
On the Mk IV just heavies (or H1 H2 L3 H3 if you want to be fancy) will provide the best Chainsword results for crowds. On the XIIIg you'd do light spam for fodder.
Chainsword should be good at killing armour too right if you rev it?
Evis. mk XV
I wouldn't know personally though
It's a chain weapon yeah, does fine single target.
just with the old lock-on problem
The heavy rev will do really solid damage.
So I guess the lights (unrevved) are for squishier specialists etc?
i have evis mk XV rn, but the attacks seems rather on slow side
maybe if i will pair it with flamer i will get the frenzied killer somehow xD
Depends. The overhead lights on the Mk IV and the H1 and H2 on the XIIIg have the best results for that. The sweep lights and heavies do fine damage.
It's one of our worse weapons for horde clear. It has upsides but raw fodder isn't one of them.
that is straight up evil, how could u
yoshi met the warm embrace that was the lasers from scab gunners a few times
(and the warm embrace of the void as he launches himself off of the map)
those gunners were so fucked up
actual worst case scenario for my build
thankfully arco was gaming
i wouldnt mind feeling the warm embrace of the void
oh ok is that a go-ahead for me to knock you off of the map
as if you wouldnt do it anyway
Bout to visit barrel town, funded by Arco.
playing vet has made me forget how fast the dodges are on zealot and psyker
i'm only just now remembering that i can dodge faster than on vet
you mean mk6 psword
join me in knife psyker
no
why not
i'm not deranged
you hurt me
you hurt yourself
yes
lmao
did you see my taxe 4 build
so its taxe4 and purg
Yeah by like, .05 seconds
taxe 4 with deci/shred
and flak maniac
was hoping for more interesting perks
but damage didnt really come out well
It's not that bad
im trying DD for the crit stuff
since crits on the taxe are actually quite nice
if it doesnt work ill do EP
to help BB
Quack
i've gotten rumbled in the very miniscule intervals between my vet dodges from crushers
skill issue
you're on the list to become lasagna
who isnt
Sorry the military has the rights to my dead body first.
the good, common people are not on this list
ig I'll be pre-minced which would help the process.
also what stats on chainsword are best? .)
Mobility is the dump stat.
so im not on it surely
Ideally everything else is as close to 80 as possible.
ok ty
@median steeple When we squadding up again?
I'm joining the war on the automatons, on the side of the automatons
Space jellyfish
ah hell nah, they fly now?
Crusher blast
tries to dodge, but dodges against object and dies
teammate dodges perfectly so the crusher hits me trying to aim for them
dont even start
thats me literally every 2. round, most of the time I get damaged by something that wasn't meant for me lol

oh nice u found the backrooms
Gotta love Spawns
from what is this?
Alan wake 2
nah fr tho
Alan wake 2
inb4 stan says it's Keanu Reeves
Lol
suprised it hasnt happened yet
ok wtf it really is from alan wake 2
Part of the 'Alan Wake 2' video game, developed by @RemedyGames, created by Sam Lake. Experience the unique interactive musical scene in the game: ➡️ https://www.alanwake.com/buy-now-alan-wake-2/
Get the song and all the other Old Gods of Asgard anthems on CD, vinyl & streaming: ➡️ https://ffm.to/oldgodsofasgard_rebirth.OYD
Poets of the Fall is ...
Bit different experiencing it in game, but yea
yeah the segment is better
at first u wouldn't think that its from alan wake 2
when u dont know alan wake 2
any idea why my weekly contract arent progressing? like 750 plasteel, got 500 jsut from this 1 mission i was now...
you have to look at the contracts before doing them
its dumb
so when you get new ones you have to look at them in the menu beforehand
really? oh man... that sucks xDD could have 4 missions done already xD ty, will try to remember that
Damn they're really running out of filler content to drop between updates.
Supposedly they got some big update coming soon but they said "news soon" 2 weeks ago.
I think mid to late march?
yup
Biggest news was this
that was p funny
what a strange community that has gathered here
the best and worst parts of the 40k fandom melded together
good or shit?
low damage low pen, salvage able to ok
lacerate to uncanny strike
crit chance to maniac, or even unyielding
It is the dogshit
shit
Unyielding, Maniac
Uncanny Strike, Precognition or Executor
for future reference on knives
flesh tearer is acceptable if you have uncanny, riposte isn't the worst either
but yeah precog generally the best
alongside uncanny
oh mk4 taxe PA is just another heavy
josho might have mentioned this
damn now i am curious about all or nothing although the range on it is a bit awkward
oh all or nothing is kinda decent on it
All of the Taxe PA's are heavies.
yeah i didnt realize it was just 1:1
Tis' why the VII has the fastest crowd clear of the three.
although it feels like i stagger stuff out of the range of the PA with the push lol
Yeah that can be annoying
Which is unfort id probably do all or nothing + shred if it was more reliable
Not that i cant just push
But i have less reason to push naturally
If the attack ranges were a bit more consistent I'd probs do all or nothing decimator
Im only doing shred cause its crits are nice
Shred/deci
And its for psyker so i can get some funny crit stuff
I passed out like directly after that message
he casted a spell
@zealous basin still wanna for honor?
lfm 3 guys to help kill twins on heresey for just a fllesh wound
which variant of turkolsky swords is arguably best?
Depends. The IX leans into sweeping heavies for Deathblow and has a better light combo. The VI and VII are more into elite damage, but the difference between them is only a moveset offset, so it's up to preference.
Where update
Spain
donde esta la actualizacion
Soon™️
A watched update never boils
that's a lot of beans
why would I get killed in damnation, despite not being downed previously? I've just been downed and it was an instant kill
The tickler
Skill issue probably
Double poxburster? They deal corruption damage
crusher only good weapon in the game honestly
Corruption damage surpassing your wound most likely, sounds like you only have two wounds unless you got that badly corrupted
beb always posts the realest stuff
anyone play dbd here
its a blessing and a curse
who in their right mind wants to play that dogshit
Skrat supports, need regular gaming friends. I can usually run anything up to Damnation. Karnak Killer, medic, flame/spread/sub. Melee chainsword for crowd control; tactical axe for specials
<shot in head
sigh me..
Ahti my beloved
wiped my brains off left side of my face, I did
was gonna ask about the iron miaden collabs
dissapointed
its the only good killer game
play helldivers 2
chainsaw massacre
waiting for spacemarine 2
is it not? I hadn't thought to check
dbd is the only game that scratches that kill mfs itch i have
its not suprisngly
i thought it was too
broke ass
Plan is game, when I get the 8000 series(~2mo), unless I move first
Hnnrrnng
Still have to do Ogryn and Psyker
yeah!
i dont got 39.99 on standby
im only a year out of highschool!!!
im LAZY
I have .49 in my Steam wallet lol
i've got a single cent
luna's femcel rage
I'm happy I just paid off my cards
i have 0 on my steam wallet since i buy stuff directly or via keysites
~$4500 4 months ago
he's talking about those little cards u get at donut shops where if u get 10 in a row u get a free box
I get points from one of my cc's
the iron maiden skins for dbd fuck so hard I hope t hey arent overpriced
even though they will be
why does the vet costume look like a zealot?
vets look like zealots and vice versa
I had a tiny bit but not enough to wipe me out
hey, get 3 zealots and a vet who looks just like one...
surprised iron maiden wanted to collab in the first place
I had a tiny amount so not sure what's happened. Deffo not enough for a kill
most of the time theyre busy suing stuff using the term
thats why zealots should dig into necromunda outfits more
all the og penance outfits are based heavily on necromunda redemptionists
Been playing, since tabletop was released
house cawdor is peak zealot aesthetic
gtg
It's a sidegrade to Savage Sweep on the Mk II only if you have Shred (assuming a full crit build). Otherwise ignore it.
but what u think of stinky billhook zealot 🤨
deploy the stinky zealots
my favourite crackhead
still wish they'd give them more fucking insane outfits
i wish they'd give zealot the pointy hats
but also
kkk relations to pointy hats...
so u cant
i want my zealot 2 look like this
so close so far.......
rules of video game developer
azrael from wish in the background
minimize risk of players referencing the KKK, slavery, or 9/11



