#zealot-class

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winged whale
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Thanks a lot for the advice Keet

polar nexus
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so take inspiring

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thanks josho, he's the one explaining the hard part

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it's not like the godamn mechanics are written somewhere

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unyielding is for bullwarks, reapers (some parts) and bosses

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take anointed and purge the unclean in your build to max the dmg to

ripe quest
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It can depend a bit on playstyle but Surgical will put out some numbers regardless if it's a Zel or Vet.

polar nexus
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specialist is maniac lite, that is your disablers

ripe quest
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Finesse weapon + Surgical = Strong

polar nexus
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but i do use surgical as well

ripe quest
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Kinda but it being better on Vet doesn't make it less valuable on Zel.

polar nexus
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i did not say that

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i had the same conversation like 2 days ago

sterile stone
polar nexus
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about that blessing lol

ripe quest
polar nexus
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suppression is really a fucking bad mechanic

final nimbus
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ay y'all can you change a blessing you already changed?

polar nexus
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yes

final nimbus
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like is it slot limited or quantity limited?

polar nexus
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no

final nimbus
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heard conflicting opinions now

ripe quest
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You can change the same slot as much as you want.

rigid trellis
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you can change 2 of 4 slots of a weapon, those 2 things you change can be swapped as many times as you want

final nimbus
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EXCELLENT

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thanks all

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very much

visual stream
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@ripe quest You're pretty good at this question stuff we should make you a servitor yesgryn

coarse birch
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Exhil does know the game very well

polar nexus
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crab had to go so that exhil could rise

ripe quest
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Would be somewhat cool to just upload my knowledge into the hadron bot and people could be a command away from getting it. Could grab a couple people and shove them into the bot and bam, local Knowledge Bot.

polar nexus
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you should feed your knowledge to chatgpt

coarse birch
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would actually be kind of nice to set up a bot people can just ask that in case the more knowledgeable people arent here

ivory marlin
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(lie)

winged whale
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Remind me, what's the minimum rating you want a white item to be in order to use it to farm level 4 blessings?

still quartz
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350

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iirc

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Could be a bit lower

ripe quest
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Ideally around the 360 range.

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You can make a good weapon with a like, 340 if you get lucky enough.

fleet zealot
winged whale
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Huh. I think I just found yet another good bolter, despite not having intended to.

winged whale
zealous basin
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where my fellow arc thrower cultists at

ripe quest
ripe quest
zealous basin
ivory marlin
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flip give me an animal to draw from memory in ms paint

zealous basin
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capybara

ivory marlin
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it will be bad

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i think i already did that pick again

zealous basin
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cuttlefish

ivory marlin
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ok

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is that that one chepholipod?

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thats not how you spell that word

zealous basin
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cuttlefish

ivory marlin
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mine looks so much worse

zealous basin
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not everyone can be me....

ivory marlin
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to be fair

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kinda forgot what they look like

zealous basin
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💀

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i love him

ivory marlin
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its so bad

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i drew a red lipped batfish for someone else and it looks half decent

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i also named the file the wrong thing

zealous basin
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red lips always lie

ivory marlin
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im so good at art

zealous basin
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im so good at fart

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i want to die

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i mean huh

sharp zodiac
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Likewise

zealous basin
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you know what

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fuck it

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we'll see if i die tn

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im gonna go inflict chaos

ivory marlin
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thats not

zealous basin
ivory marlin
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dont die flip

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i like helldiving with you

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and im possibly getting hunt soonish

obsidian prairie
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I need friends for HD2, matchmaking is special

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somehow more inconsistent than HD1

ivory marlin
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i only had argus for a bit

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then i convinced one friend

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who convinced another

zealous basin
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wait i meant to ping

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possibly getting hunt

ivory marlin
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now i have 2 different groups i can play with

zealous basin
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as holy

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whatever

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i love helldivers its insane

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arc thrower cult

ivory marlin
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im an autocannon user

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this was revenge when we went back to 3s for him

obsidian prairie
zealous basin
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arc thrower is only for skilled users who have opened all of their chakras

ivory marlin
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i hate my voice but we chillin

zealous basin
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as well as their third eye

obsidian prairie
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both of them did

zealous basin
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im the only person on the planet who loves my own voice

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i can listen to myself talk all day

obsidian prairie
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new arc thrower charges at a decent speed

zealous basin
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a blessing

ivory marlin
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i like arc thrower

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but wish it did dmg to bile titans

obsidian prairie
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Have either of you played 1?

ivory marlin
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nope

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had no idea what helldivers was until argus got it for me

obsidian prairie
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I try to ask everybody I see talk about it

polar nexus
obsidian prairie
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It was like a tiny couch coop game until the got the big budget for 2

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then it exploded

ivory marlin
ripe quest
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Guys I need help, specifically the green in the middle. Are they the same, or is the bottom desaturated?

ivory marlin
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its desaturated for me

polar nexus
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desat

ivory marlin
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the top one is more full(?)

polar nexus
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less washed

ivory marlin
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exhil might be colorblind

zealous basin
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nvm i changed my mind

south folio
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bottom is desaturated

zealous basin
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its raining as fuck out there

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i stay safe

ivory marlin
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flip watch my clips

zealous basin
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sec

ivory marlin
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see how epic i am in all of them

polar nexus
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i might buy helldivers 2 but i am worried it will be another fad

ivory marlin
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ima play this game till i die

ripe quest
zealous basin
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get i on gmg

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$33

ripe quest
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I wanted to outsource some opinions.

zealous basin
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easily worth however long the fa dlasts

ivory marlin
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same guy who blew me up in the god bless clip

obsidian prairie
winged whale
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Is Brittleness on a boltgun worthwhile?

ripe quest
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Specifically for Crushers and Maulers.

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Anything that is Carapace.

winged whale
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Out of those two I normally only use the boltgun against crushers, but in the case of the maulers wouldn't it kill them in about a half second anyway, meaning the brittleness wouldn't count for much there?

ivory marlin
obsidian prairie
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Its the first

ivory marlin
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Wasn’t 1 super p2w?

obsidian prairie
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Its splitscreen even online

ivory marlin
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Oh cool

ripe quest
obsidian prairie
ivory marlin
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Ah ok

obsidian prairie
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only some of these are good

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give a sec

ivory marlin
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Oh ok

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Wow that quick rundown video i watched was hella wrong about it

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Tbf it also called hd2 p2w too so i shouldn’t trust it anyways

obsidian prairie
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Alright damn nevermind most of these have something good

north sedge
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the one with the boots was pretty necessary

obsidian prairie
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and its 1 gun 1 strat

polar nexus
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what does that mean?

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do you need to buy stuff?

obsidian prairie
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Damn every single one of them except Pistols has something good (and pistols is debatable because revolver)

north sedge
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for hd1? some of the stuff was really good, boots basically necessary

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hd2 monetization is pretty different

obsidian prairie
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boots were necassary for ice worlds

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Unless you had a squad with a car or something

midnight jay
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I never saw anyone's response to if flamers are viable I'm sorry

obsidian prairie
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In DT?

lean lark
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flamers are one of the best zealot ranged

south folio
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flamer good

north sedge
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we responded pretty immediately

zealous basin
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flamers are 🤓

lean lark
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(overpressure when fixed) quickflame + blaze away

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flak elites/unyielding/carapace

midnight jay
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No I mean I asked waaaay earlier but never saw response

lean lark
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76>= burn stat

north sedge
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yea

midnight jay
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Is it better to the hold down the trigger or burst flame?

north sedge
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yea i was here before

midnight jay
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I was never sure if I was using it right

north sedge
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horde you just spend like 6-8 ammo to kill a pack

midnight jay
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It was probably also the roll I had it too

tropic harbor
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Flamers are inhumane

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We should show mercy to the heretics

midnight jay
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Why

zealous basin
midnight jay
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That's heretic talk in itself

tropic harbor
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There is no need to fight the Emperor’s enemies. Give up.

zealous basin
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who tf invited this guy

midnight jay
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Of course he's saying that with a Abraham Lincoln Pic

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Pen mightier than the sword

tropic harbor
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Poxwalkers are only sick because they spent too much time in the internet.

midnight jay
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Lol

rough grove
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What perks and blessings are best for the t hammers?

north sedge
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Thrust slaughterer/headtaker unyielding flak/cara

frozen ibex
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Veri bad

crystal scaffold
tropic harbor
crystal scaffold
misty mason
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Poxwalkers are sick cause they keep doing rad kickflips

polar nexus
royal vortex
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this is the 2nd consignment yard bolter game where i got a zealot who could handle hordes and the other 2 teammates are kinda just there

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that ogryn had 2 wounds curios and begged for medpacks every time he was low hp

fading vale
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that ogryn is worthy of leaving on the floor

royal vortex
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i didnt pick him up

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unfortunately he didnt go down

north sedge
ivory marlin
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Gamers

royal vortex
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he had kickback btw

ivory marlin
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Hi josho

fading vale
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HOW

royal vortex
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barely 100k ranged damage

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hi muse

livid siren
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jisho

north sedge
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There is a free battle passy sort of thing you get unlocks from just by playing, gives quite a bit of premium currency and you can find premium currency in missions

livid siren
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josho

royal vortex
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he had less kills than me and i legit just didnt fight hordes unless i got cornered

north sedge
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Ogryn big help

royal vortex
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this is why the ogryn tree is what it is

fading vale
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we need a relegate to malice button

royal vortex
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hell yeah

north sedge
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Ogryn is too dumb to understand how fucked up they are, very on brand

fading vale
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I just don't see how it's fun to play auric+ stuff when you are incapable of playing the game, but then again it's like the only way to pick a damnation mission

fading vale
winged whale
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Space Marine armor belching black sooty exhaust like it's a goddamned 70's semitruck is a surprisingly cool look.

royal vortex
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and because ur new its super likely u dont full get whats going on

fading vale
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what if we could idk, check things from a list of maps and conditions and queue that way

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and it just randomly seeds from your map, conditions, and difficulty if there's not one available to join

royal vortex
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Impossible.

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the mission board feels like a cool idea in concept and they have done nothing interesting with it

fading vale
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it's mostly a nuisance at this point

royal vortex
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their attempt was game-wide conditions and very few ppl liked it

fading vale
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as are mission rewards

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helldivers has a decent implementation

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and has like, community goals

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that aren't just pure bullshit goals

royal vortex
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the mission board would be cool if it had different events with objectives

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and u had different series of maps u could play or smth

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and at the end u get a bigger payout than normal

north sedge
north sedge
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And if you got the 60 dollar version you just have it

fading vale
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right

winged whale
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I wish the cosmetics were more appealing in Darktide.

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I'd even take just more color pallete swaps at this point.

royal vortex
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they are sitting on quite a few penance cosmetics

winged whale
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Well, the earned in game currency ones, that is. I know the cash shop exists, but..

royal vortex
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my guess is at some point we get penances for the scrapped "subclasses" such as ogryn gunlugger

hidden verge
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for martyr build, what perks should I look for on curio? 😄

royal vortex
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gunner res/toughness/hp or ordos generally

hidden verge
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do I really need hp if I stay at 1 wound all the time? 🤔

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can I replace it with regen speed or -skill cd?

royal vortex
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i would never take toughness regen speed, and i don't value ability cd perks on curios very high but it depends a bit more on your build

ripe quest
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TRS for that crisp EWEW but with teammates instead of enemies.

ivory marlin
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Josho did you say hi back i forgot to check and im too lazy to scroll that far back up

royal vortex
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if u want ur answer u will have to go on an arduous journey to find it

ivory marlin
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What if i venmo you .02

royal vortex
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no.

ivory marlin
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Thats like……

north sedge
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Mr jisho i have a question

ivory marlin
royal vortex
ivory marlin
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Glad i didnt pay you

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:(

livid siren
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he ate the caption

ivory marlin
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Oh no, it is the dive rocket launcher take action regarding this individual immediately!!!! Relax ill handle it, i am the angry pumpkin

north sedge
royal vortex
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Bay leaf

ivory marlin
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Who tf is kevin spacey?

frozen glen
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josho did u eat yet

royal vortex
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a while ago

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yes

ivory marlin
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OH SHIT

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I forgor to eat today

livid siren
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me consuming the lead(II) salts

ivory marlin
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Real

winged whale
livid siren
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you mean every actor

ivory marlin
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Guys twomad died today

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Playing overwatch

winged whale
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I think he died several days ago actually

ivory marlin
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Oh shit really?

ivory marlin
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Yes

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Me asking my friends if she actually likes me or im huffing copeium again

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I’ve had the same song playing on repeat for the past 4 hours

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Oops

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Guess my spotify wrapped gonna be a bit silly this year

livid siren
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wee silly

zealous basin
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who cares if people like u

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people are shitters and cunts

ivory marlin
livid siren
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wuh

ivory marlin
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Im such a gamer

livid siren
zealous basin
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everybody fuck SHIT

ivory marlin
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Stinky

livid siren
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stinky

ivory marlin
zealous basin
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ivory marlin
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That screenshot will be a family heirloom if i ever have kids

zealous basin
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whos hopping on for honor

livid siren
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he's a madman

zealous basin
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its time

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log in

livid siren
zealous basin
ivory marlin
crystal scaffold
ivory marlin
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Im a flail guy main

zealous basin
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shaolin gang

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get pke

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poked

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with my stick

ivory marlin
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I used to main warmonger on xbox

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But then i grew up

crystal scaffold
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Has any of you guys played before the CCU ?

livid siren
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yes give me back shove on block

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let me kill the squishy with two overheads

crystal scaffold
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you mean free deflects?

livid siren
crystal scaffold
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you know that was a guaranteed deflect when doing it on assassins ? :d

livid siren
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assassins are always too busy pressing m1

crystal scaffold
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it wasn't as worse as it is after the CCU tho

zealous basin
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log in noobs

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im literally

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gaming

livid siren
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me logging into bed

ivory marlin
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Its currently 1 am

zealous basin
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thats prime gaming hours

livid siren
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it is currently 3am

ivory marlin
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Flip we play tomorrow

zealous basin
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CRINGE

ivory marlin
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You reteach me how to play

crystal scaffold
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somewhere around 2018-2019 😄

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when people still played elims and skirm

ivory marlin
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I cant find my clip of shitty warmonger play

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Im glad

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I dont have to relive that shame

crystal scaffold
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The only shame left is the shame of the game flopping so hard after the massive missunderstanding that the CCU was

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that's what happens when you dont know who you're balancing your game for and do stuff on the basis of literal rumors

ivory marlin
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We love shitty game devs

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(Destiny 2 player) 😔

livid siren
crystal scaffold
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i miss the og campaign so much

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do you think it has a chance of revival ?

ivory marlin
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I flawlessed prophecy for a shitty sparrow

crystal scaffold
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i heard some big figure stepped down recently

ivory marlin
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And i cried

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I think it could

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But the whole system needs to be fixed

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Its predatory as hell

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Old storylines should be free

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New storylines should be free

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Raids should be free

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Destiny 2 rn is basically pay to maybe win

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Also fuck prophecy

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That dungeon aint even hard

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But flawlessing it for a sparrow was not worth my time

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Like it was cuz now i don’t have basic sparrow

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But its ugly

junior vortex
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My veteran being a idiot getting everyone killed.

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Because he can't shoot a hound real quick.

steep flame
winged whale
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I really love my max movement level 4 rev-it-up chainsword.

livid siren
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he is speed

winged whale
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It makes me feel like a race car as I collect plasteel

zealous basin
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im the joker baby

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im gonna fuckin lose it i swear to god

polar nexus
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lol i just did a 3 trauma 1 kickback run

lusty turtle
sterile stone
ivory marlin
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You know me

sterile stone
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I don't even think the Geneva convention allows PoWs to play D2

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Cruel and unnecessary punishment

dense field
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It's more like a guideline really

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Just saying

livid siren
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me omw to get my french removed

lusty turtle
ivory marlin
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Hi skeleton

royal vortex
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goodbye skeleton

ivory marlin
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Its 2:30 i should sleep

frozen glen
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u should play more helldivers

lusty turtle
lusty turtle
crystal scaffold
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Just come to europe bro, its almost noon here

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ez

frank night
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Flee the sun

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Taylor swift your way around the globe

royal vortex
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blow up

livid siren
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blow up

cerulean moth
livid siren
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there is no escape from goobisoft

rigid trellis
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made a veteran 2 days ago
already got on overwatch penance
not even level 30
chadgryn

full nebula
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What should i do with this

rigid trellis
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infested to cara/unyielding/elites and surgical to cavalcade

unborn iris
coarse birch
finite yacht
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what ranged weapon is good for zealot?

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i though a shotgun was a good idea yet it seemed like it wasn't

coarse birch
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all the shotguns are pretty good, agri is probably the worst one id say but its still quite strong

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the braced autoguns and infantry auto guns are also good on zealot

finite yacht
coarse birch
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what are you using on your shotgun

finite yacht
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its a combat shotgun kantrael MK IX

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its only on purple yet so it only has 1 perk "no rest"

coarse birch
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ok if its purple theres a decent chance you arent running no respite

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No respite is a very good blessing on shotguns that will increase there damage by a lot

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although for muties in particular i reccomend meleeing them anyway as they take extra melee damage

finite yacht
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yeah, thats what i usually do

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going BRUM BRUMMMM with my chainsaw axe is my first solution for everything

coarse birch
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zarona revolver is also good

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but yeah id get no respite on your shotgun

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when you get a chance

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assuming you arent running it

finite yacht
coarse birch
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yeah that is its weakness

obtuse stirrup
obtuse stirrup
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The upside is so worth it tbh

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Zarona deletes all kinds of priority targets and doesn't really care what's standing in between you and them

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I imagine it's awkward if you don't have it highly statted though

finite yacht
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actually

finite yacht
coarse birch
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what level are you

cerulean pine
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Hey at least it has No Respite

coarse birch
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it does have no respite

south folio
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for reference, mutants take 1x ranged damage and 3x melee damage
they should have something along the lines of 2k hp at malice?

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huh they have 2.5k

finite yacht
coarse birch
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ah yeah

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its kind of hard to gauge weapons at lower levels cause your getting bad stat rolls and whatnot

obtuse stirrup
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Some weapons are barely functional before 30

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Zarona having Reload Speed as a stat is just ew at low levels

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spend more time trying to fit the karking bullets into the thing

finite yacht
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you mean the fire bullets?

obtuse stirrup
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nah, I was talking about the zarona revolver

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but "karking" is just an in-universe swear that the veterans like to use lol

finite yacht
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oh

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lol

obtuse stirrup
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A good weapon for low levels in general is some flavour of braced autogun imo

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they tend to be very functional no matter what you do to them

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they don't give a shit about blessings too

coarse birch
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one thing to note about the kant shotgun is the special shot is really good

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2 shots on the same target is max fire stacks and the special shot has infinite cleave through a horde

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also goes through bulwark shields

finite yacht
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so my shotgun is not that bad?

obtuse stirrup
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Kantrael shotgun is probably one of the better weapons for low levels too then I guess

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didn't realise it was that many burn stacks

coarse birch
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yeah its p strong

obtuse stirrup
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most flame weapons struggle a bit at lower levels because you need a high burn stat on them to get all of the stacks and to benefit from the compounding damage

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2 stacks is more than double the damage of 1 stack, etc

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but I guess kantrael is the opposite then

hushed knoll
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Hello

frozen glen
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hi stan

hushed knoll
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What’s poppin owo

frozen glen
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helldiving

hushed knoll
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Yaaaaass

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Love helldiving

finite yacht
hushed knoll
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God I can't wait for my bed today

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I want it so badly

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I was so comfywomfy this morning

south folio
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huh the captain's non-combo kick is no longer a block bypass attack it seems

obtuse stirrup
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I feel like captain is weaker than he used to be, not even just because of our power creep

south folio
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yeah

obtuse stirrup
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maybe everyone is just better at fighting him now

south folio
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they nerfed their shield aura toughness break as well

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so you can literally just hug him

obtuse stirrup
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the fuck-your-toughness thing

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yeah!

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that seems to not do shit now

south folio
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and be vaguely careful if it's the sword captain

obtuse stirrup
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tbf it was a lame mechanic

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cheap bullshit

south folio
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yeah

obtuse stirrup
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but the rest of his kit sucked so it was fine

south folio
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though too bad the rest of his kit is poopoo

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the club captain's overhead isn't even a spillover attack

obtuse stirrup
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I guess once you're used to the Twins with Rodin's full-RoF plasma gun

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even the scarier loadout for the captain is dogshit in comparison

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I remember chasm terminus used to feel like a proper bossfight

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not magistrati oubliette, that one was always easy because elites have to path to you and take so long to get there that he's already dead

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but in Chasm you'd be perpetually surrounded by bullshit but now it doesn't even matter

south folio
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deleting everything before it even matters

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and having a bunch of adds that are now just toughness fodder

wooden river
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Magistrati should throw the elite waves at you immediately

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I've had them spawn in earlier than usual a few times

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and it actually turns into a fun fight

south folio
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yeah better pacing

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and i think the arena could be more interesting as well

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and to diversify it more from the chasm assassination arena

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cuz it's basically just a miniature version of it

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maybe a second arena and a different boss than the chasm assassination with something more interesting or MMO-like

dense field
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I fucking HATE chasm terminus
There's that one chest in the boss area that's ALWAYS
EMPTY
WHY IS IT THERE?!?!?

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I HATE IT

wooden river
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To bait new players

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🙂

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Every now and then I see someone check that chest

dense field
wooden river
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and then they get netted

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or the captain overheads them

dense field
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I wish it was a mimic of some sort

obtuse stirrup
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Magistrati Oubliette should have a psyker boss imo

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make it like Halescrooge Bibblesblerg

wooden river
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I want a new boss where we have to go back into Sycorax and kill a witch who's corrupting the datastores there

obtuse stirrup
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or whatever that fucker's name was

wooden river
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ala Halescourge, yeah

obtuse stirrup
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absolute asshole of a boss that gave me more trouble than anything else in vermintide

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he was great!

hushed knoll
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Can cacti be noble

wooden river
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yes

solar gorge
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Holescrooge biblesperg

wooden river
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bubblebass is the only boss who potentially doesn't die in three seconds

obtuse stirrup
coarse birch
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i mean they are named noble cactus

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arent they

wooden river
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well there's nurgloth too, but that's due to forced phasing

coarse birch
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so surely

dense field
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If a cactus is born to noble parents then yes

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It's hereditary

coarse birch
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theres even a cactuar king in FFX

hushed knoll
wooden river
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or 10,000!

obtuse stirrup
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and then

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(are you ready for this)

wooden river
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you'll need to contact my royal historian for that

obtuse stirrup
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the fanciest of them all

wooden river
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moon cactuar is very cute

obtuse stirrup
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LOOK AT THAT GLORY

coarse birch
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or

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he runs away

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after you miss all your attacks

wooden river
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I've had the minion drop twice but never got it

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don't have the mount

solar gorge
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PONYxD?

obtuse stirrup
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Motherfucker complaining about being hit for death on one character in a 3 character party where revives are free lol

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he's doing you a favour

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life -> renzokuken spam

coarse birch
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no game over when party leader dies moment

wooden river
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this mans hasnt played a FF game before

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surely

obtuse stirrup
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try terra break

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(I mean if you're being terra breaked for more than 0 then you're deliberately making things harder by not using holy wars and you fucked up timing your Defend action)

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Megiddo Flame is fun too (9998 to all unmitigable)

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man I wish I forgot what I know about how to be unreasonably OP in FF8

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I loved that game when I was a kid and I was shit at it

wooden river
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I played it at a friend's place

obtuse stirrup
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now it's just like "hey granaldo, literally fourth boss of the game, thanks for the 16 wizard stones, game is over now" and that's if you're too lazy to do the card game yourself

wooden river
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I'm mostly familiar with 1-6

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and by familiar I mean I've played them a ton

frosty herald
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i uhh played ff15

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and did the mission where you needed to defeat 100 cactuar

coarse birch
steep flame
nimble fiber
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hello there zealot chat, how are we feeling today?KEKW_ogryn

south folio
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OwO

coarse birch
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OwO

south folio
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i'm playing zealot currently so i have proper rights to be here now

coarse birch
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im not

south folio
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bitch

coarse birch
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fucking rude

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im running smite now

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and illisi light spamming

south folio
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wha

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as a zealot, i don't know what those words mean

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never played the other classes

coarse birch
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ah true true

nimble fiber
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arco u traitor!

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bit nah fr will probably switch sides to zealot soon

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also illisi my beloved

fleet zealot
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You have alerted the fert

coarse birch
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i think 800 gunners on top of the host might be my least favorite thing

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that shit is so cancer

nimble fiber
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what zealot weapon has a similar attack pattern to illisi ?

coarse birch
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it is the only thing to kill me in the last 2 games cause i cant fucking fight it

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heavy sword

fleet zealot
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Only weapon that can spam activated h1

nimble fiber
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Ok I will try out Irobhelm first I think

coarse birch
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yeah if you mean like activation spam ironhelm

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@south folio if we get oops all gunners at the host again im swapping to zealot

south folio
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i cri

coarse birch
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i cant even fucking run past

south folio
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i got dogged and there was a reaper which i hoped would knock it off

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but then the reaper shot the ground besides me

coarse birch
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that was tragic

south folio
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instead of shooting at me

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for some reason

coarse birch
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i figured just him firing would knock it off that close to you

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but uh

south folio
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yeah

coarse birch
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this is not the case

frozen glen
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it is taunting u

south folio
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god damn reapers

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i hate them

coarse birch
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they are so ass

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its why i couldnt pass the host

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and then i just died

south folio
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couldn't even assail your way cuz of the host

coarse birch
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nope

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or kill anything

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cause SB would have applied

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and spread to the host potentially

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is your chat still broken arco

south folio
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OwO

coarse birch
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you have a disease

fading vale
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simply kill the daemonhost

nimble fiber
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reaper had 1 job

nimble fiber
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do I need to be careful with killing stuff around dm now?

coarse birch
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if is spreads to the host then yeah

nimble fiber
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fuck, cant have shit in detroit

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Imma start being a pacifist around the dh now

fleet zealot
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Imo

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Enemy mobs should be wary of the un alerted host

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And attempt to stay out of the alert radius

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Even if they can’t trigger it

nimble fiber
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they cant?

faint vapor
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"Pacifist" pls no slurs in zealot chat

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Thank you

fleet zealot
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Outside of maybe sniper dinging a standing host, idk if any of them can

nimble fiber
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not even a reaper unloading on it?

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what about 4 reapers

fleet zealot
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Like have them be programmed to run through the host area or stay on the other side/go around

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Besides infested and monstrosity who wouldnt care

faint vapor
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Would be funny if enemies besides snipers could trigger hosts and it'd just aggro on them

faint vapor
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Nor do gunners

nimble fiber
faint vapor
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Pain

nimble fiber
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but would generally love to see 4 reapers unloading there whole ammunition on the dh

faint vapor
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L-l-lewd~!

desert bough
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Ulgo regret coming here

nimble fiber
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no ulgo its ok, nothing lewd to see here

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its just some people's minds are lewd, thats it

desert bough
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I warned you shouty. Do not lie to Ulgo

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Ulgo pick you up because metal lady says so

nimble fiber
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would never lie to u big man

desert bough
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Hmm Ulgo see about that. Shouty's always call Ulgo slab. Ulgo think slab insult. Like when they call psyker freak

fleet zealot
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I hate redditors

true kindle
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americans when confronted with a european work ethic:

nimble fiber
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lmao

desert bough
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Ulgo think they said most of them so not everyone back on beat yes?

nimble fiber
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yee redditors aren't human

fleet zealot
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(We are working on it, we just haven’t settled on a fixed patch yet)

desert bough
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Not radiator

fleet zealot
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They’re gonna hunt me for sport?- random redditor

nimble fiber
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what

fleet zealot
# nimble fiber what

I honestly can’t find the scene but it’s a reference to an animation parody of a certain GI joe era show

nimble fiber
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I believe in your detective skills to find it at some point

fleet zealot
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I dont

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Already gave up

nimble fiber
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then if u find it by accident?

fleet zealot
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I find it by accident

frosty herald
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sweden has the most mandatory vacation days in europe

fleet zealot
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Yea im just shocked 218 people agreed/believed the mental gymnastics to read catfish’s post

hushed knoll
fleet zealot
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And agree with the redditor

nimble fiber
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stan do u still live in germany?

tropic harbor
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I think fat shark would adopt an American mindset for this next update: mandatory unpaid overtime until next release followed by massive layoffs

vast basin
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You'll get your time off, "next week" whatthefuck_heresy

tropic harbor
frozen glen
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what is this gamer oppression in my zealot chat

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gamers rise up

south folio
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gamers are the most oppressed

hushed knoll
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Redverse

coarse birch
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me when no update right after vacation

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why do things take time

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i need update now

hushed knoll
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Is it acceptable to eat cold pasta sauce out of the jar with a spoon

frozen glen
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no stan

hushed knoll
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Why not

coarse birch
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stan

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you already asked this

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no

hushed knoll
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I need more opinions

frozen glen
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atleast heat it up

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and put it on some bread

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or something

hushed knoll
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It’s better cold tbh

worldly nebula
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You need a “vehicle”. Try spreading it on crackers or something

south folio
coarse birch
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it is not better cold

true kindle
hushed knoll
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Why would I put marinara sauce on ice cream

cerulean pine
south folio
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no, you're putting the ice cream on the marinara sauce

hushed knoll
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No

south folio
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yes

hushed knoll
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I’m not a monster

south folio
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sure

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i believe you

nimble fiber
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spongebob type food over here

coarse birch
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uh huh

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stan you ate the cooked mayo drippings with a spoon out of the tray

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you are long past being a monster

worldly nebula
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Stan, based food consumer

south folio
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drippings drippings drippings

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it's drippings

coarse birch
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no its drippings

fleet zealot
royal vortex
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mmm

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baked mayonnaise

coarse birch
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josho please help arco and i keep getting the same smite psyker

royal vortex
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what do u want me to do also play smite

fleet zealot
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swap me in

fleet zealot
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i'll play smite but i'll use my void and duelist more

royal vortex
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i made a taxe2/lawbringer stealth build last night

hushed knoll
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Mayo sauce

worldly nebula
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If you have pasta sauce, you should buy pasta and put them together. It’s a “delicious cycle”

hushed knoll
frozen glen
hushed knoll
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I already make pasta and sauce

royal vortex
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i know what i did redverse be quiet

worldly nebula
frozen glen
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clearly u dont

hushed knoll
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Cold pasta and sauce together is great though

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The sauce gets thick and the pasta gets super al dente

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It’s chefs kiss

royal vortex
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super al dente

hushed knoll
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I like my pasta super Al dente

coarse birch
hushed knoll
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I make it like 2-3 minutes less than the al dente recommendation on the package

worldly nebula
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You mean, crunchy

hushed knoll
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No not crunchy

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Just a bite to it

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It’s addicting

shy river
tropic harbor
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Crunchy pasta has an amazing texture and mouthfeel Ngl

fleet zealot
nimble fiber
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stan why don't u make a cooking channel?

hushed knoll
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Unheated nachos are great

tropic harbor
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I’m playing hookie from work so I might make some

fleet zealot
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that's not al dente that is raw

hushed knoll
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Like the cold cheese on chips is amazing

fleet zealot
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you are eating raw flour

hushed knoll
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That’s why I have sink cheese sessions

fleet zealot
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like, crispy pasta can be good

shy river
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Cold cheese nachos wtf

fleet zealot
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there is a whole pasta style based on it

hushed knoll
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@north sedge can you explain sink cheese sessions for me

fleet zealot
lusty turtle
fleet zealot
nimble fiber
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nah cheese on nachos has to be warm

worldly nebula
#

I mean, I like leftover pizza straight from the fridge sometimes. But only sometimes

hushed knoll
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Basically eating cold shredded cheese over a sink or chips and cheese over the sink so the sink catches the drippings

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No mess

fleet zealot
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if you want crispy pasta, I recommend making all'assassina style

hushed knoll
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Or honey mustard

fleet zealot
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oh god stan you would be the college student

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who gets the pizza with cold shredded cheese on top

hushed knoll
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OH I LOVE THAR

worldly nebula
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Literally bachelor chow

hushed knoll
#

THAT

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We have a pizza place here that puts cold Massachusetts on the hot pizza

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Mozzarella

lusty turtle
worldly nebula
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Stan takes no food cues from anyone

fleet zealot
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cold massachusetts

worldly nebula
#

Just out there eatin whatever he wants

fleet zealot
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please eat real food

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like

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that pasta recipe videa i sent

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really good

hushed knoll
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Why would I assassinate pasta

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I tenderly caress it

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👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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OwO notices it

hushed knoll
#

What's wrong

north sedge
desert bough
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Ok... Ulgo krump most zealot now.

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If ulgo was allowed too

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I not hate zealot. But sometimes they call me name like mutie of slab. Both insult. Ulgo maybe big. But Ulgo has bigger heart

hushed knoll
worldly nebula
#

Just let em cook, Ulgo. I’m sure you have eaten many things yourself that nobody else wanted to try

north sedge
#

how

hushed knoll
#

Idk what the text on the right is supposed to mean

desert bough
#

Ulgo pick you up but not care

north sedge
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
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I am in control

desert bough
#

Because Ulgo ordered to pick you up so he does. But Ulgo not do it with love

hushed knoll
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And why not?

hushed knoll
#

The Emperor's priests should be loved by all

hushed knoll
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Wtf

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Are you ill

north sedge
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i am using your own no against you

hushed knoll
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You cannot do this

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I have a family

hushed knoll
#

Don't make me get the Greenland glue

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Gorilla

coarse birch
#

not the greenland glue

hushed knoll
#

I ate a protein bar and am so hyper rn

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I want to move around but I can't

coarse birch
#

i need your powers stan

fleet zealot
#

greenland glue

royal vortex
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@coarse birch i teabagged you because i pulled off the sickest bolter flick to stop a hound from pouncing me

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and u fell to a trapper

hushed knoll
#

So I'm grinding my teeth

coarse birch
#

SHE WAS BEHIND THE WALL

hushed knoll
#

Jury what

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Jury

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Josho

royal vortex
#

also i got a clip of me being cornered by poxwalkers and still shooting without taking damage

coarse birch
#

also your burstered us

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and then teebag me

royal vortex
#

what

hushed knoll
#

Josho

royal vortex
#

did i

hushed knoll
#

We need to talk about this

coarse birch
#

YOU SAID OOPS

#

IN CHAT

royal vortex
#

OH

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YEA

royal vortex
#

i did

hushed knoll
#

Get that anime yogurt out of here

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Girlk

#

Girl

hushed knoll
#

The fuck

north sedge
#

it's street fighter stan

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not anime

hushed knoll
#

Oh

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Can you dodge Keith's fire balls

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Or is it Ken

north sedge
#

lol

hushed knoll
#

I forgot the name

royal vortex
#

kevin spacey

hushed knoll
#

Dough are you still in bedge peepoBedge

coarse birch
#

you can jump ken fire balls

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or block them

royal vortex
#

i cant believe the recon psword vet quit

north sedge
#

it is ken, yes

hushed knoll
#

Why is it called street fighter anyway

north sedge
#

unfortunately he's one of the best characters in sf6

hushed knoll
#

Why unfortunately

north sedge
#

they fight in the streets stan

coarse birch
royal vortex
#

😔

coarse birch
#

yeah stan because its literally based on

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street fights

hushed knoll
#

People with magical powders don't fight in streets

royal vortex
#

road battle

hushed knoll
#

Powers

coarse birch
#

they didnt use to have magic powers

hushed knoll
#

Josho go to bedge

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Did you sleep

royal vortex
#

it's 10 am

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why would i sleep

coarse birch
#

p sure josho just awoke

hushed knoll
#

As long as you slept last note

royal vortex
#

stalker

hushed knoll
#

Night

royal vortex
#

i did

hushed knoll
#

Good

coarse birch
royal vortex
#

thats fucked up

hushed knoll
#

God I can't wait to fall face first into my bed

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I am going to bring the house down

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The walls will shake

royal vortex
#

unscathed

coarse birch
#

recticle isnt on him?

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of couse hes unscathed

royal vortex
south folio
#

whoa how are you regenerating ammo

royal vortex
#

srgdhbjnffdshgbjkfdjikg;fdhjndfghn

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gfdnljgdnfl gvhbdclgfdjnh

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BOTH OF YOU

coarse birch
#

josho cheating again

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

are we strike team 50ing

royal vortex
#

ill send u a fr and setup a call because i cannot handle having to talk to the pub players i am carrying over voice

#

level 28 smite psyker undead

coarse birch
#

what if arco VCs

hushed knoll
royal vortex
#

i have him on my friends list

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its called a group dm

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u slug

coarse birch
#

you didnt say group DM

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you fucking

#

potato

royal vortex
#

i am going to publically execute you

hushed knoll
#

Josho please act FAST

hushed knoll
#

Face

#

Arm weakness

coarse birch
#

stan

#

you literally typed it in

#

right

hushed knoll
#

Speech

#

Time

royal vortex
#

@south folio are we vcing

#

roomba

south folio
#

sure but i won't be talking

hushed knoll
#

Arco please go to the hospital

#

Arco

#

Josho

royal vortex
#

wh

south folio
#

wha

coarse birch
#

what

royal vortex
#

how

hushed knoll
#

Josho you are smellig burnt toast

#

Smelling

royal vortex
#

smellig

south folio
#

i like my smellig coffee maker

hushed knoll
#

FACIAL DROOPING ARM WEAKNESS SLURRED SPEECH TIME

#

Please act FAST

hushed knoll
#

Arco start chest compressions and rescue bathing

north sedge
#

stan knows all about slurs

hushed knoll
#

Breathing

north sedge
#

rescue bathing

coarse birch
#

rescue bathing

hushed knoll
#

Did y'all know I used to work as an EMT in college?

#

Lol

north sedge
#

good lord

south folio
#

no

hushed knoll
#

For the campus

#

I volunteered

coarse birch
#

how many people did you kill

south folio
#

oh neat

hushed knoll
#

I didn't do it for long cuz it was hard to balance that with studies

royal vortex
#

they never found the bodies

hushed knoll
#

I helped people

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Mainly drunk kids

#

Had to wear a face shield on Thirsty Thursdays

fleet zealot
hushed knoll
#

Part of the reason I quit lol