like, not fun maybe I'll just turn it off now
#zealot-class
zinc talon
buoyant pecan
like, literally, they have 4 Gen chats
lusty turtle
tru
buoyant pecan
south folio
I'll shlerp you up in lasagna form
median steeple
this fu cking song
nimble fiber
I'll shlerp you up in lasagna form
bro what
left iron
coarse birch
Is that a valentine's proposal i hear
spare dome
I'll shlerp you up in lasagna form
mine eyes burn
median steeple
lasnoodles
south folio
good
spare dome
tis a ghastly sight that i see within thy words
zinc talon
did...did that dev say not to do something the internet does naturally
left iron
Stan is that you?
ionic nymph
Got uncanny 3 and executor 4
south folio
I've learned from him
buoyant pecan
did...did that dev say not to do something the internet does naturally
yes
coarse birch
Josho also has an alarming number of similarities to stan
left iron
south folio
Josho also has an alarming number of similarities to stan
josho
buoyant pecan
they PINGED EVERYONE and said dont do this
nimble fiber
is josho also german?
coarse birch
No
buoyant pecan
yes
nimble fiber
frosty herald
they PINGED EVERYONE and said dont do this
also threatening a ban
lusty turtle
and then people acuse me of abusing my mod powers 😔
nimble fiber
oof
coarse birch
Idk if ive ever seen you abuse mod powers lol
ripe quest
Rending was truly an afterthought.
coarse birch
I mean i ran void assail and im still here
nimble fiber
lmao
lusty turtle
I mean i ran void assail and im still here
for now
nimble fiber
is running surge assail safe?
ripe quest
and then people acuse me of abusing my mod powers 😔
Dude that one person who said aquila was a bad mod because their own server had more mods than this one
coarse birch
Rending was made by someone who hates ADMS
median steeple
and then people acuse me of abusing my mod powers 😔
damn your tyranny of not allowing us to break the rules
lusty turtle
Rending was made by someone who hates ADMS
real
coarse birch
Do not ask me the adms of weapons
void bison
f
little thicket
and then people acuse me of abusing my mod powers 😔
Take a few courses in how to be a dictator.
void bison
rog
lusty turtle
Rending was truly an afterthought.
i will never understand people saying accatran used to be good
ripe quest
I think they're referring to the unlimited ammo stuff
nimble fiber
Do not ask me the adms of weapons
uhm, so what are the...
lusty turtle
that still didn't make it good!
coarse birch
Exhill
coarse birch
Exhil i think your his favorite
ripe quest
that still didn't make it good!
Yeah but it was indeed funny.
coarse birch
It was a funny gun
ripe quest
Can still kinda do it.
ripe quest
Exhil i think your his favorite
@hushed knoll what prompted this behavior
left iron
hushed knoll
Exhillious I thought you were gone forever
coarse birch
Hes been here everyday
nimble fiber
lmao
zinc talon
they PINGED EVERYONE and said dont do this
welcome to the internet, I'll be your guide type shit
south folio
mods are on stan's payroll
lusty turtle
truely the greatest abuse of my powers
coarse birch
Like a window
left iron
lusty turtle
enforcing stans corruption
hushed knoll
STOP TAKING NOTES
coarse birch
Stan do your windows dissapear
ripe quest
truely the greatest abuse of my powers
That and timing people out so they go to sleep are peak
hushed knoll
Ice aren't you helldiving
nimble fiber
nah cant change this time
zinc talon
Dude that one person who said aquila was a bad mod because their own server had ...
aquila?
left iron
STOP TAKING NOTES
I failed a class because you said dont take notes
ripe quest
He disappears at length like a window
Stan which of those words were supposed to be ghost
lusty turtle
STOP TAKING NOTES
nimble fiber
my name is too similar already
hushed knoll
<:AmeliaNoted:1174942961159635036>
coarse birch
I almost got timed out for not sleeping
left iron
zinc talon
ohh some reason my brain clicked to mods mods
ripe quest
I am not a widow stan
nimble fiber
mace window
hushed knoll
I corrected myself
ripe quest
Stan which of those words are supposed to be Windo
buoyant pecan
truely the greatest abuse of my powers
give me mod for 1 day and Ill use my Domain Expansion
zinc talon
winDU
coarse birch
Stan which of those words are supposed to be window
ripe quest
Stan which of those words are supposed to be window
windoe
coarse birch
Yeah yeah
nimble fiber
yoshi I saw what u did
median steeple
do
buoyant pecan
Uganda ask me out and buy me dinner or what
No
frosty herald
https://tenor.com/view/domain-expansion-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gojo-gojo-satoru-gif-13345213915635526149
coarse birch
Ngl i was expecting harsher from queen
median steeple
nimble fiber
probably misses it
lusty turtle
Stan which of those words are supposed to be window
coarse birch
ALARM
south folio
mod abuse
left iron
ALARM
south folio
mod abuse
frosty herald
hey okri have you considered getting a day job to still be under the people
hushed knoll
Why are you alarming
coarse birch
Its a joke
buoyant pecan
You got allergies? Cause I come with Nuts
nimble fiber
BEAN
left iron
median steeple
drippings
lusty turtle
bean freeze
coarse birch
Actually its drippings
nimble fiber
xD
hushed knoll
Oh my God
hushed knoll
ITS DRIPPINGS DRIPPINGS
hushed knoll
I sucked to much smoothie at once
coarse birch
Stan
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/can-we-please-get-the-gif-11948270
Tf is this
polar nexus
BRAN
hushed knoll
WAIT MYSTERY IT'S YOU
ripe quest
You got allergies? Cause I come with Nuts
hushed knoll
I DIDN'T KNOW
hushed knoll
nimble fiber
now I have fitnessed it
left iron
coarse birch
THEY'VE CALLED ME YOSHI LIKE 15 TIMES
hushed knoll
I legit had no idea
ripe quest
THEY'VE CALLED ME YOSHI LIKE 15 TIMES
hello yoshi
hushed knoll
Why ate you hiding Nigeria yup
polar nexus
sup yoshi
left iron
Buh
hushed knoll
Hiding yourself
coarse birch
LMAO
winged whale
Can I slap the same blessing onto a weapon twice? I just unlocked level 4 Rev It Up and I want to turn into sonic the hedgehog.
polar nexus
how's mushroom kingdom?
left iron
That got me real bad lmao
ripe quest
Can I slap the same blessing onto a weapon twice? I just unlocked level 4 Rev It...
No, has to be 2 unique blessings.
coarse birch
Sounds like a fucking twitch message
Im not hiding
I changed my name cause arco called me this
polar nexus
Can I slap the same blessing onto a weapon twice? I just unlocked level 4 Rev It...
rev it up + stam + sprint efficiency + swift certainty
coarse birch
Changed pfp cause i beat persona 3 recently
nimble fiber
I am confused
coarse birch
tell us your secrets
Whats in it for me
polar nexus
bran
coarse birch
I have bran
lusty turtle
Whats in it for me
you don't get banned 
coarse birch
Mod abuse
left iron
ALARM
hushed knoll
Why are you alarming
coarse birch
Its the same joke 😭
winged whale
rev it up + stam + sprint efficiency + swift certainty
I shall outrun God's judgement
hushed knoll
Guys I have a question
coarse birch
What
lusty turtle
no
hushed knoll
Is it acceptable to eat cold pasta sauce out of the jar with a spoon
lusty turtle
no
nimble fiber
hm
left iron
nimble fiber
will u put the spoon away afterwards?
hushed knoll
My snack after work was pasta sauce out of the jar and a cup of coffee
coarse birch
Stan
lusty turtle
stan are you capable of not unhinged takes?
south folio
would i
nimble fiber
marginal
coarse birch
I dont think i would
winged whale
rev it up + stam + sprint efficiency + swift certainty
So what's the sonic the hedgehog technique here - Spam the rev as fast as possible to the boost never runs out? Or try to rev as little as possible since it (at least appears to) slows you down?
coarse birch
At least warm it up
hushed knoll
No cold pasta and pasta sauce like leftover from the fridge is goated
coarse birch
Except you can warm it up easily?????
lusty turtle
naw im just banning stan this ones too far
nimble fiber
true
coarse birch
And its 100x better
hushed knoll
Why would I warm it up if it's good cold
north sedge
hushed knoll
Cold leftover lasagna is amazing
nimble fiber
because it would be better warm
nimble fiber
xD
polar nexus
RACHEL
coarse birch
NO
placid fiber
Well, this was my 1st game in like... 4 weeks. I was also only heresy difficulty.
Is the game lagging for everyone?
left iron
hushed knoll
I love when you put pasta and salad on the same plate and the ranch from the salad gets in the pasta
coarse birch
@lusty turtle you know what to do
winged whale
If I have 80 percent cleave on my MK II eviscerator, should I also throw the max savage sweep on there for the +200 percent cleave for 2 seconds after hitting 3 or more enemies?
coarse birch
Is the game lagging for everyone?
Steam is struggling rn yeah
coarse birch
If I have 80 percent cleave on my MK II eviscerator, should I also throw the max...
Yeah
winged whale
👍
hushed knoll
I just ate around the chocolate in my chocolate chip cookie
north sedge
Especially with a lil dab of Rachel
hushed knoll
Chocolate fucking blows I stg
coarse birch
Stan can you have one good food take
north sedge
first off no, second stop buying chocolate chip cookies
hushed knoll
They deserve it
winged whale
With rampage
I'm tempted to do the cleave blessing + rev it up because I just love the idea of going faster as zealot. I'm quite new to this level of the game, what's Rampage?
coarse birch
Yeah also just buy like sugar cookies
nimble fiber
to be fair, only chocolate does blow
hushed knoll
They instist upon themselves
nimble fiber
it needs something
north sedge
there's about a million other types of cookies and you seem to buy chocolate chip cookies weekly
hushed knoll
Yeah also just buy like sugar cookies
It's not the same
coarse birch
I'm tempted to do the cleave blessing + rev it up because I just love the idea o...
+power on a certain number of enemies cleaved
nimble fiber
xD
winged whale
+power on a certain number of enemies cleaved
Ah. I'm not super familiar with what power actually does - is it basically a bonus to every single thing the weapon does, or?
coarse birch
Its damage and stagger afaik
north sedge
and cleave
nimble fiber
what
coarse birch
Ok cleave too
hushed knoll
ecks dee = xD
south folio
+40% power = +40% damage, +40% cleave, and +40% stagger
nimble fiber
ah yes if its funny I will
hushed knoll
Ban
winged whale
So "power" = damage, stagger, and cleave? I see.
coarse birch
Which helps take advantage of sweep
Yeah power is just good
Tbh rampage should probably be damage lol
winged whale
It doesn't make me run 20 percent faster though, which isn't ideal.
coarse birch
It does not
winged whale
Does the blue stim actually make you run faster, like it sorta-kinda appears?
coarse birch
I think its just attack speed
hushed knoll
I call it the Luigi Stim
coarse birch
I dont feel any faster running
winged whale
I'm planning on breaking out my super speed build later this evening to annoy my friend, ouht to be lots of fun.
hushed knoll
Cuz I mixed Luigi up with Sonic
winged whale
Ah.
coarse birch
Cuz I mixed Luigi up with Sonic
Bruh
hushed knoll
So now it's the Luigi Stim
left iron
south folio
they're both edible so I can see how you mix up Luigi and sonic
coarse birch
Lasagna?
lusty turtle
Does the blue stim actually make you run faster, like it sorta-kinda appears?
just affects fov, no movement buff
winged whale
If I could only choose between the +200 percent cleave blessing, and Rampage, which would you recommend?
hushed knoll
they're both edible so I can see how you mix up Luigi and sonic
Excuse me what
How is Luigi edible
south folio
anyways I have an exam right now
nimble fiber
I mean
winged whale
Luigi is more than a man, he's an idea.
hushed knoll
ARCO NO
coarse birch
Gl arco
hushed knoll
ANSWER ME
lusty turtle
gl arco
nimble fiber
gl arco
coarse birch
Ayo
lusty turtle
good guck arco
north sedge
break stan's leg arco
hushed knoll
good guck arco
How is your ham
coarse birch
So arco giving good head was true all along
north sedge
yea jeff how's your ham?
hushed knoll
Wait is it your arm
nimble fiber
huh
hushed knoll
No wait your lungs
lusty turtle
my arms fine your thinking of my lung 
hushed knoll
Fuck
north sedge
jeff breathes through his hands
lusty turtle
gettin better slowly
coarse birch
Nice
hushed knoll
jeff breathes through his hands
Aren't you helldiving rn
north sedge
taking un break
coarse birch
Its 8:30
hushed knoll
No bed angeling is making a snow angel in bed
north sedge
you still have time to spill the smoothie all over your chest from sucking too hard first
coarse birch
He already got brain freeze
hushed knoll
No but I still sucked too hard tonight and it gave me brain fees
royal vortex
skele can i pay u to get them to rework the warren end event spawns
hushed knoll
Freeze
royal vortex
i am so fucking sick of the 30-50 feral ragers meme
coarse birch
Josho did you get memed again
coarse birch
😔
hushed knoll
I have noidea what you're talking about
nimble fiber
F
coarse birch
Same build?
royal vortex
same build
coarse birch
Cursed
royal vortex
the bolter engine can only be stopped when there are more ragers than you can kill in a mag
coarse birch
Yeah it will throw 50 at you
north sedge
i am so fucking sick of the 30-50 feral ragers meme
simply bring an ar15
coarse birch
If it feels like it
royal vortex
this is why people play ogryn
left iron
Hes giving in
hushed knoll
simply bring an ar15
How is the medium armor piercing AR in helldivers
hushed knoll
From the Pringles battle pass
coarse birch
Tbf ogryn is his most played class still
hushed knoll
Original
north sedge
the pringles
coarse birch
The pringles
lusty turtle
the bolter engine can only be stopped when there are more ragers than you can ki...
sure its ragers taht are the issue 
royal vortex
DUDE
hushed knoll
north sedge
you mean the dominator?
winged whale
+power on a certain number of enemies cleaved
So, if I could only choose between the +200 percent cleave blessing, and Rampage, which would you recommend I take? Because so far I'm pretty keen on the +20 percent speed while revving thing.
hushed knoll
I think
coarse birch
It was actually just a poxwalker horde
vocal pulsar
I GOT CHASED
have you tried idk killing them? lol
hushed knoll
Is it any good
coarse birch
5 of them
north sedge
if its the gun on the last page, yes pretty good
royal vortex
i only got killed by an ogryn aggroing a daemonhost
hushed knoll
No not the last page
royal vortex
another ogryn named smasha without a fucking thought in his head
hushed knoll
coarse birch
Hey i played with smasha
royal vortex
mine was level 40
coarse birch
Earlier
royal vortex
coincidentally my block list has another name on it now
coarse birch
more than josho can handle 😔
Not his fault vet melee sucks
lusty turtle
ye josho blocked me
coarse birch
Unusable
north sedge
No not the last page
is it the liberator penetrator?
nimble fiber
also played with a smasha once, he was the nicest ogryn ever
hushed knoll
I'm not sure 
vocal pulsar
Hey i played with smasha
smasha is one of the default names
hushed knoll
It's white and it penetrates more
royal vortex
dude i saw the "blocked" tag pop up on ur name when u sent the friend request
idk why
coarse birch
Oh is it
north sedge
well, figure out which pringle it is
coarse birch
That would make sense
north sedge
is it hard and throbbing?
left iron
coincidentally my block list has another name on it now
Am i on it yet?
hushed knoll
It's the first battle posse
royal vortex
no
left iron
I cannot believe this
coarse birch
Battle piss
hushed knoll
Fuck me
nimble fiber
piss ah yes
north sedge
posse piss
north sedge
i dunno, if its the penetrator it's ok, like it more on bots than the bugs
nimble fiber
alright
coarse birch
I need to penetrate more
Dont we all
hushed knoll
royal vortex
speak for urself
coarse birch
Thermal imaging scan
nimble fiber
scab
hushed knoll
Shut up
coarse birch
Stan is infecting me
nimble fiber
I see
quick gulch
Change Decapitator to Brutal Momentum and Carapace to Flak?
lusty turtle
Stan is infecting me
Its so over for you
coarse birch
Id change unyielding honestly
Maybe im crazy
Unless you have a bad unyielding gun
But yeah change decap
coarse birch
Its so over for you
Remember me
nimble fiber
remember reach
coarse birch
I know its been like 24 hours since we met
lusty turtle
🫡
coarse birch
But the others would just throw a party
lusty turtle
Your sacrifice will not be in vein, stan will be defeated
hushed knoll
Oops
nimble fiber
wait so are u yoshi or nah?
I am still confused about that
quick gulch
But yeah change decap
I've got a decent agripinaa auto
royal vortex
nimble fiber
great
coarse birch
I just changed pfp
royal vortex
stan.
north sedge
Jisho
royal vortex
why.
coarse birch
If it makes you feel better stan i also screenshotted it
nimble fiber
ay jisho ain't that bad
hushed knoll
I can'ttype I'm on my side mermaiding atm
lusty turtle
Jisho
coarse birch
You couldnt type earlier
nimble fiber
interesting
coarse birch
Look at my fucking name
north sedge
you can't type normally
royal vortex
stan's so drugged up his brain only has the processing power to move his legs back and fourth on his bed
hushed knoll
I'M NOT DRUGGED
coarse birch
And drink too much smoothie
hushed knoll
Pills aren't drugs
royal vortex
crackhead behavior
north sedge
it's the orgasmos he's having
royal vortex
orgasmos
coarse birch
Fake or real
hushed knoll
I'm not Greek
nimble fiber
huh
royal vortex
Pills aren't drugs
what else would they be
hushed knoll
Orgasmos the Greek god with the huge dong or something
coarse birch
Pills are in fact drugs
hushed knoll
Or Priapus
nimble fiber
was there a god like that?
north sedge
stan is the expert on greek mythology
ripe quest
Change Decapitator to Brutal Momentum and Carapace to Flak?
You could keep the perks and see if you miss a BP before changing them.
hushed knoll
I'm thinking of Priapus
coarse birch
Stans into that sort of thing
hushed knoll
Exhillious hi
north sedge
ask him about achilles, and medusa especially
ripe quest
I'm thinking of Priapus
Stan, what was Pepis the god of?
coarse birch
Lol
nimble fiber
the more u know
hushed knoll
ask him about achilles, and medusa especially
STOP
left iron
hushed knoll
This is a trick
north sedge
i prefer the roman name, Coke
nimble fiber
coke better og
north sedge
gout ride
ripe quest
Stan I'm not trying to fib you this is a real god
nimble fiber
will do at some point
coarse birch
We arent falling for that stan
hushed knoll
Why have you never been to Pen Island?
coarse birch
I know the joke stan
hushed knoll
Pen 15?
lusty turtle
I cant find my cafetiere 
hushed knoll
?
nimble fiber
yes
coarse birch
The brand
hushed knoll
Is it a French prop
lusty turtle
Also known i think as a french press?
hushed knoll
Wait yoshi are you American
hushed knoll
Why do I have it in my head that you're Algerian
left iron
north sedge
what
hushed knoll
Ice please you're killing the environment
coarse birch
Stan
nimble fiber
lol
coarse birch
You have heard me speak
hushed knoll
Speaj
nimble fiber
xD him stan
delicate shadow
hushed knoll
xD him stan
I am not an ecks dee person
coarse birch
You also thought i was greek or something
nimble fiber
that scared me for a sec
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/cat-bruh-annoyed-gif-21339312
This is classic Ice
Omg we had the same thought
Great minds think alike
nimble fiber
Thats ices signature cat
nono stan's typo
coarse birch
Ah
left iron
The situation called for the highest quality cat_stare
coarse birch
Stan if we are the greatest minds i fear for us all
lusty turtle
Ive not been told i sound like josho yet
coarse birch
Id hope so
north sedge
left iron
Do you have the one where he mistook Tike as Anngak
north sedge
nope
nimble fiber
josho a voice actor fr that he can sound like everyone
drowsy steppe
A true classic
nimble fiber
but honestly thats why I like voice overlay, sometimes its just better to know who says what
nimble fiber
same
lusty turtle
theres a 2nd serving left
coarse birch
Hell yeah
lusty turtle
made it pretty strong this time 
coarse birch
Wait isnt it p late for you
north sedge
Although ive never played with dough
well im the one saying "wow dough you're playing the grenade gauntlet" in that clip
coarse birch
Yeah i guessed
Cause i recognize josho
I will say you sound somewhat similar but i dont get makar and arco
nimble fiber
dough voice reveal
coarse birch
They are very distinct
lusty turtle
Wait isnt it p late for you
my sleep is outta wack atm
coarse birch
Same
lusty turtle
recovering from surgery so i just roll with it
north sedge
i was aping josho's tone a little there cause he mixed us up so many times before that
nimble fiber
get better soon skele
coarse birch
Tbf late night is a vibe
lusty turtle
mostly recovered now other than the tiredness!
and ye true
id be nocturnal if it werent for my job
coarse birch
4am is when i can actually relax and be anti social
midnight jay
Are flamers even viable?
lusty turtle
yes
coarse birch
Yes
lusty turtle
very good anti horde anti elite blob weapon
nimble fiber
3 am gang
north sedge
#zealot-class message watch flamer
lusty turtle
only struggles against crushers, unless you take the dash i forgor the name of, at which point it can clear infinite crushers
north sedge
faithtise
lusty turtle
tryin to find somethin to do and im just ending up rewatching path of exile 2 gameplay
coarse birch
Doughs been here
hushed knoll
tryin to find somethin to do and im just ending up rewatching path of exile 2 ga...
Helldivers 
hushed knoll
Doughs been here
AM I NOT ALLOWED TO GREET HIM
lusty turtle
i can't play helldivers cause i have an amd gpu
coarse birch
Same
nimble fiber
have u watched community?
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
I have a nvidia sticker and amd radeon sticker on my laptop but idk which one is the gpu
But the game works fine for me
lusty turtle
for the price and what i've got out of it power wise wouldn't trade this gpu away
but it does suck when devs don't even try to support it
north sedge
yea i know someone with radeon and plays it fine
lusty turtle
its not even an old card its current gen 💀
coarse birch
I mostly went amd cause i was able to get the 7900xt for less than nvidias counterpart
lusty turtle
ye price for performance amd are currently better
lusty turtle
Why do I have an amd sticker then too
cpu probably
north sedge
amd does cpu
coarse birch
Amd can be cpu
hushed knoll
AMD does cpus as well, so that might be it
Oh hello Aquila
nimble fiber
indeed
coarse birch
No
polar nexus
wut?
coarse birch
Tiny card
hushed knoll
What is the tiny card called
coarse birch
Like a sim card
lusty turtle
These coke0utyggh terms are so confusing
the WHAT
coarse birch
Sd card
polar nexus
are you a console player stan?
hushed knoll
No
coarse birch
Memory card
left iron
coarse birch
Gpus have fans yes
lusty turtle
stand i'm unconvinced you have ever seen a pc
north sedge
yea everyone knows OnlyPuppets
coarse birch
Unless its really old
hushed knoll
stand i'm unconvinced you have ever seen a pc
Stand?
north sedge
stand i'm unconvinced you have ever seen a pc
he multiple times has gotten on his macbook to play DT then said oops wrong computer and had to switch to pc
polar nexus
fanless gpu is watercooled gpu 99.9% of the time
north sedge
he also recently learned that alt tab is a thing
coarse birch
Surely your not talking about a sound/capture card
minor sage
he also recently learned that alt tab is a thing
I bet he takes screenshots using his phone
polar nexus
he also recently learned that alt tab is a thing
WHAT
hushed knoll
I bet he takes screenshots using his phone
I did that for the longest time lol
coarse birch
Also yeah how do you live without alt tabbing
polar nexus
does he know about alt + f4 then?
north sedge
does he know about alt + f4 then?
someone got him to do it some time ago
hushed knoll
I would hit the windows key and try to find discord in the finder window or something while playing
polar nexus
rofl
hushed knoll
Now I can just alt tab
coarse birch
Bruh
hushed knoll
It's amazing
coarse birch
This is so sad
nimble fiber
the good ending tho
lusty turtle
what
hushed knoll
Mainerz made me alt f4
royal vortex
mainerz alt f4 me made
coarse birch
Uh huh
nimble fiber
same
nimble fiber
stan being relatable for once
coarse birch
Wharf
coarse birch
F
coarse birch
Idk i never go
median steeple
just cold
coarse birch
People are outside
nimble fiber
I hate cold
coarse birch
Lol
royal vortex
if only i could stop losing them to the DUMBEST SHIT EVER
chastise off ledge on chasm logistratum
royal vortex
mankar gets fucking sniper kicked off it
coarse birch
Deimos is far dumber than i originally realized
median steeple
woe canine upon you
nimble fiber
oof rip
royal vortex
@vocal pulsar has seen the power of stupid skullcrusher shenanigans
vocal pulsar
royal vortex
it was such a smooth run and then chasm logistratum being the worst fucking map ever happened
coarse birch
Yeah that maps p bad
royal vortex
im so sick of fatshark making narrow hallway sections with FUCKING LEDGES
nimble fiber
ledges are something
royal vortex
it is the worst possible geometry to have for a game like this
coarse birch
I also dislike the next part because you get stuck on everything
nimble fiber
sometimes its even a hight u would survive
royal vortex
i want to berate the ppl who worked on chasm logistratum it makes me so mad every time i play it
nimble fiber
oof dont start with getting stuck
royal vortex
the first section until the mid event is fine
the tunnels right after it are passable
but once u get towards the dropdown into hell its just the worst shit ever
nimble fiber
there is this one map where u can get stuck in the beginning
got stuck once, it was so cringed I had to quit
nimble fiber
yes
coarse birch
And it's all gunners
median steeple
oops all shooters
lusty turtle
honestly chasm logistratum is one of my fav maps
royal vortex
im trying to get a good duo run in to have a decent showcase for the crusher because some ppl have asked me for one and in a competent 4 man half the upsides dont really matter
but like fuck me this game is so stupid when ur 2 guys and one dumb meme ends the run 27 mins in
vivid hawk
@royal vortex oh hi, mark Josho
royal vortex
shalom
vivid hawk
royal vortex
honestly chasm logistratum is one of my fav maps
i hate almost every part of it
vivid hawk
thoughts?
royal vortex
both of those are decent
vivid hawk
decent 
royal vortex
i think maniac is one of the worst perks u can put on a crusher
lusty turtle
id take the new for the extra crowd control
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/shocked-worf-star-trek-the-next-generation-huh-gif-235074...
Wtf is this
lusty turtle
and i prefer unyeilding cara on my crusher 
royal vortex
it doesn't matter for flamers, trappers very conditionally, and ragers/muties are w/e
coarse birch
I like flak tho
royal vortex
i think unyielding flak is probably the best
royal vortex
its funny but also not really doing anything i find useful
unyielding is super good for bulwarks
lusty turtle
man this coffee is good
royal vortex
why does the auric board have heresy missions on it
nimble fiber
did u put milk in it?
vivid hawk
man this coffee is good
Covfefe*
lusty turtle
it doesn't matter for flamers, trappers very conditionally, and ragers/muties ar...
ye this is something i like for both crusher and the new chaxe
maniac is kinda optional
it still hits some breakpoints but its not mega necessary
coarse birch
Skele can we get shotguns/brauto on psyker 🙂
royal vortex
i think in general since the spawn changes in p13+ flak/maniac isnt super important on a lot of weapons
royal vortex
because u have so many more ogryn spawns
coarse birch
Devastated
royal vortex
theyre much more represented in matches than they used to be
vivid hawk
if I had uny/flak on the old one, think it would be worth using over the new one? @royal vortex
royal vortex
stats wise you won't notice a difference
royal vortex
theyre identical besides perks
coarse birch
As i run gunker
royal vortex
a fkin 30% crowd control crusher hits all the same stagger BPs as an 80% one to my knowledge
nimble fiber
sibling we would simply be too powerful
vivid hawk
CC is an attack speed modifier too though, iirc
coarse birch
Oh for sure
royal vortex
yea but 20% cc is like a 3% attack speed difference
coarse birch
I wanna say CC doesn't scale much
royal vortex
crusher has 3 stats essentially
vivid hawk
Dmg/Pen/Power?
royal vortex
cc/defences are both cool to have high but also not hugely impacting gameplay
yea
depending on how you play defences is probably more impactful because push cost
fleet zealot
i'm in t he business of comfyt
CC is attack speed and depending on the weapon it is really important
cause of how attack speed bonuses scale
vivid hawk
a nice fur coat in the making you have there
royal vortex
it's never a stat you really have to chase
even at 50% u get like
a 4% difference in attack speed bonus
vivid hawk
it's never a stat you really have to chase
iirc it's fairly important on Slab shield
but that's the only one I can really think of
fleet zealot
a nice fur coat in the making you have there
you will die alone and unloved
vivid hawk
you will die alone and unloved
it.. was a joke
coarse birch
Dont mess with amelias ferrets
royal vortex
i play with a 30% cc one and it doesn't make a huge difference
the numbers on that stat are almost purely vibes
fleet zealot
it.. was a joke <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
vivid hawk
I would never hurt the little furry divas
royal vortex
maybe ill have to test if it does anything significant for cleave stagger falloff
royal vortex
that sounds like the opposite of fun
coarse birch
Buy more crushers
royal vortex
i have plenty
fleet zealot
god
delicate shadow
the opposite of fun is the darktide science experience
fleet zealot
i ahte brandan urie
delicate shadow
embrace it
fleet zealot
he runied PatD!
royal vortex
i locked myself in the psykh for 3 days writing the crusher guide i do not want to be in there any more
fleet zealot
i locked myself in the psykh for 3 days writing the crusher guide i do not want ...
only 3 days?
royal vortex
i am the only man who knows the secrets of how trauma works
that is the worst discovery i have ever made
i legitimately have no idea why that blessing is in the game
even thunderstrike has a unique application method
delicate shadow
I too know the trauma pain
tho tbf most people don't even know how skullcrusher works lol
royal vortex
the big limitation on it is that it only stacks once per hit but if u fucking PUSH people
it stacks instantly
(so long as ur pushing enough guys)
delicate shadow
it's lucky that the pa on crusher is actually solid lol
fleet zealot
boysmell
hushed knoll
it's lucky that the pa on crusher is actually solid lol
PA = Pennsylvania
hushed knoll
royal vortex
they put basically 2 identical stagger blessings on the crusher
coarse birch
Isnt the push activating it the main difference
fleet zealot
it's valentines alright
delicate shadow
it do be valentino's
fleet zealot
me and my bf aren't going out till later cause of his work
royal vortex
hammerblow has a very select few stagger breakpoints that trauma doesnt
this is the big one
does it really ever matter? no
because if u are fighting a bunch of ragers that are currently swinging with a push attack u are about to receive the only form of stagger TWBS does not save u from besides getting launched
delicate shadow
not sure if my hammerblow gets there lol
coarse birch
F
royal vortex
delicate shadow
also I suppose I should adjust perks next time I play
royal vortex
if it doesnt thats so sad
delicate shadow
whenever that time is
coarse birch
Just maniac really
fleet zealot
im playing classic wow
delicate shadow
wow
fleet zealot
cause im mentally damaged
lusty turtle
im playing classic wow
im sorry to hear that
nimble fiber
gives u +10 coolness
elfin steppe
nightmare
polar nexus
i think in general since the spawn changes in p13+ flak/maniac isnt super import...
that's funny, because it's you saying it, everybody's is cool with it
median steeple
hivemind
coarse birch
I still like flaniac on a lot of stuff
royal vortex
that's funny, because it's you saying it, everybody's is cool with it
i think in general the consensus has started to shift. but a lot of people (such as tanner) will use that to then say "unarmored is generally better for melees" which isnt a statement u should be generalizing
coarse birch
I am coming around to carapace on some stuff
royal vortex
yea with caxe or i think taxe depending on setup
polar nexus
yeah, that's like a whatever bp
royal vortex
at this point really if u wanna know what perks u have to do at least a bit of testing
polar nexus
that's what i say but people are still going maniac this, maniac that
scenic moth
I wanted an opinion on this decision. I normally play Ogryn or surge staff psyker, so I favor more stagger. I'm doing a heavy sword IX zealot with strong horde clear. I hit the weakspot a lot on horde. Should I take Grievous Wounds (50% stagger on weakspot hits) or Good Balance (Successful dodge grants 25% damage reduction for 2.5 seconds). I tend to continuously dodge as I'm killing horde with light swings. I think Good Balance would also proc a lot.
royal vortex
if you want stagger on hsword grab the punishment talent
coarse birch
Good balance
royal vortex
good balance is better than grievous wounds in 99% of cases
polar nexus
Taxe unarmored gets you Bruiser oneshots ye
it's a pain with a rashad, you need to have 80's
scenic moth
Okay, thanks, I just want more stagger also, lol.
visual stream
Trying to roll more ironhelms for testing different combos of perk BPs but Hadron decides that I should broaden my horizons to... trauma and momentum
coarse birch
Hsword generally kills what it hits, and the special stunlocks most things
So WS stagger probably not gonna be felt often
polar nexus
Trying to roll more ironhelms for testing different combos of perk BPs but Hadro...
you need to search for trauma and momentum to get the good blessings
😄
visual stream
I tend to roll the best things in any game when I don't know it exists
The correct option is always an infohazard to me
scenic moth
Hsword generally kills what it hits, and the special stunlocks most things
Yeah, I was very let down that it had no impact on ragers. Makes me appreciate my shield ogryn, just bully those fools.
polar nexus
usually you chastise heavy on a rager and hopefully instakill 4
polar nexus
more like dead blokes
coarse birch
Very fair and balanced blessing
south folio
Very fair and balanced blessing
i'm glad both iterations of BM have been busted in some way
brings a tear to my eye
polar nexus
you should try in the lfg section
coarse birch
Truly the balance decision of all time
polar nexus
i'm glad both iterations of BM have been busted in some way
there is more than 2 iterations
at least 3
they added a refresh at some point
south folio
yeah though that's basically a modification of the 1st iteration
polar nexus
ok 1.5
ripe quest
i'm glad both iterations of BM have been busted in some way
Horde clear through literally everything vs. kill 4 of anything if you try hard enough
winged whale
How's this bolter?
polar nexus
good
royal vortex
upgrade it
ripe quest
It wasn't even just unlimited cleave it was also armor bounce ignore
royal vortex
get sad when its bricked
winged whale
I mostly only use bolters against uh, carapace, ragers, etc.
Cool. What's the 'strat' when upgrading it, just go all the way up the concecrate tree until I get a shit roll?
south folio
It wasn't even just unlimited cleave it was also armor bounce ignore
truly peak
royal vortex
bring it to blue/purple depending on your tolerance and hope you've rolled at least one desirable upgrade
polar nexus
Horde clear through literally *everything* vs. kill 4 of anything if you try har...
they needed to change bm to allow ogryns to one shot 4 crushers
royal vortex
if you do then you can take it to gold
ripe quest
There's a blessing farming strat but it's not perfect for getting a good weapon.
polar nexus
it was part of the plan
royal vortex
if you get like sprint efficiency stamina and gloryhunter its killed
polar nexus
upgrade and show us kevin
ripe quest
Upgrade to blue, swap the blessing to a T4, then upgrade it to orange. Blessing farming strat is to set one of the perks if they're T3 to T4 as well.
Just max out the total stat as much as you can basically.
winged whale
bring it to blue/purple depending on your tolerance and hope you've rolled at le...
That's not.. too bad, right?
rigid trellis
not good not bad
coarse birch
Not like the worst
royal vortex
the level 7 cosplay is underway
split ibex
What's the gameplan with the XII chainaxe?
winged whale
Hmm.
coarse birch
Josho really commiting
polar nexus
actually
split ibex
It feels very strange, but then again I just played a lot of crusher so that could be part of it
winged whale
So effectively a +40 percent toughness whenever I mag dump?
royal vortex
Josho really commiting
rename my vet to Doran
polar nexus
so said lord crab
royal vortex
it's 4% on first stack, 8% on second up to 20% per refresh at max stacks
visual stream
bring it to blue/purple depending on your tolerance and hope you've rolled at le...
Always purple. 
royal vortex
and u get max insp barrage stacks at 5 shots fired on bolter
polar nexus
bolter
royal vortex
so the other 10 are each giving 20%
polar nexus
i would upgrade further
winged whale
I'm quite new to all this, what do you mean by refresh
royal vortex
on other weapons it is actually 10% of the mag
south folio
have it out
polar nexus
you can change that to unyielding
winged whale
Ah.
south folio
perks/blessings are only active when the weapon is held out
polar nexus
specialists are your disablers
winged whale
Alright well here's it at orange. What all do you recommend?
south folio
there is also an interesting consequence of how they've implemented this, as perks/blessings will also affect DoTs (burn/bleed/etc.) and your grenades and all that
polar nexus
sprint eff to unyielding
winged whale
to be clear you mean "25 percent damage to unyielding enemies" ?
polar nexus
and you can go inspiring barrage + pinning fire or pinning fire + surgical
yes
i would go inspiring tbh
polar nexus
surgical is better on vet
rigid trellis
surgical is pretty whatever on bolter