#zealot-class

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prisma sigil
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I mean the game

south folio
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yes they can't be perfect

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but they can do better

prisma sigil
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I still have to pay attention in Maelstroms

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But the fact is that level is hard for most people

fading vale
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difficultly 6 makes no sense in the current game design

fleet zealot
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diff 6 would need a balance overhaul

prisma sigil
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Why?

polar nexus
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people will not come back with balancing

south folio
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the fact that they can't reach perfection is not a reason to do nothing about the current state of balance

polar nexus
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the game needs content rn

prisma sigil
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All they'd have to do is increase enemy damage and put you at one down like Payday 2 did

tropic harbor
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Bro you’re a Primarch of course you’re gonna have an easier time than a bunch of mortal rejects

fleet zealot
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I want content not

south folio
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also there are already 5 tiers of difficulty

fading vale
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literally everything right now is for damnation, and you can't increase enemy density, and you also can't just buff health values

prisma sigil
fleet zealot
south folio
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a sixth one would fragment the playerbase even more and be needless bloat

prisma sigil
south folio
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just balance the 5 difficulties that we currently have instead of adding on a new one

prisma sigil
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Increase damage, lower wounds to 1 for everyone, you get one down and then you die on your next

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They could PROBABLY increase density some too

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They literally did it for Vermintide 2 after like 2 years

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But Keet IS right, we need more maps and weapons first

fleet zealot
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better be paranoid for shooters cause if you let one stalker shoot you, your toughness is gone

delicate shadow
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last big boy maelstrom I played with special monsters n shit was a breeze in 25 mins

fading vale
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maybe horde density but not elites and specials, hell the engine can hardly handle it as is

prisma sigil
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Preferably some new enemies too

south folio
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their servers are practically dying with what we already have

delicate shadow
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game is so hilariously stupid powercrept

fleet zealot
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engine can't handle it either

tropic harbor
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My idea to keep the game fun: a new game mode with 5x the enemies of high intensity shock damnation. However, they have malice HP

delicate shadow
lusty turtle
south folio
fleet zealot
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yee, they honestly

south folio
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like recall that this is a game with multiple difficulties

prisma sigil
polar nexus
fleet zealot
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should just tone down players moer

south folio
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if people want something easier, they can always just step down a difficulty

fading vale
prisma sigil
fleet zealot
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and the game would be better

cerulean pine
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Solo queueing auric maelstrom is a toss up between a pleasant breeze and a tornado that rips us to shreds in the first 30 seconds

prisma sigil
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The fact is you CAN hit a ceiling. If you're good, the highest of difficulties will eventually stop challenging you

south folio
tropic harbor
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I’d also like a game mode that how no melee enemies other than specialists. Just a straight up shootout… unless you’re able to brave the gunfire

fleet zealot
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sudden change of subject

south folio
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i already said that they can't reach perfection

fleet zealot
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who unironically likes sour cream

prisma sigil
south folio
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i don't see why you keep repeating points that I already agreed with

prisma sigil
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Sour cream slaps

fading vale
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the difficulty of auric+ is one of two things: absolute bullshit from the game or you have absolutely braindead teammates that shouldn't be there

frosty herald
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have crushers delay or speed up their swing to throw you off

fleet zealot
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like i hate sour cream whenever I go out I ask for no sour cream and there is nothing worse than getting a sour creamshot in my mouth

tropic harbor
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Also I want a game mode where I have a girlfriends who loves and believes in me.

fleet zealot
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it ruins my burrito eating experience

prisma sigil
south folio
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but you still have to see that there are multiple tiers of difficulties anyways

frosty herald
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trappers wont rush and shoot they will wait

fleet zealot
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also it just reminds me of soured milk

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and makes my brain ick

polar nexus
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bullshit is in the low int modifiers

south folio
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like, if people want something easier, then they can always step down a difficulty

prisma sigil
lusty turtle
south folio
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if we want something harder, we can't quite step up because that is the ceeling

prisma sigil
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It wouldn't be that hard to add up a new tier

frosty herald
polar nexus
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sometime you do a map with almost not elites and then blam a 10 ragers

south folio
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but that fragments the playerbase even more

prisma sigil
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I mean the first move like I repeated before is a one-down mode

fading vale
lusty turtle
fleet zealot
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i can't even stand a smear really

fading vale
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but getting a sour cream bite is gross

polar nexus
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people doing low int do not know how to deal with that most of the time

fleet zealot
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but that may be cause I had bad sour milk experience

prisma sigil
fleet zealot
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and it's the same sour taste

frosty herald
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the difficulty ceiling right now is auric maelstrom

south folio
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you're just suggesting the same end goal but with a worse implementation

prisma sigil
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In fact I hate that when I play with someone, I rarely encounter them again because of how many people play matches

prisma sigil
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Cataclysm is ballin

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and I never looked back

delicate shadow
frosty herald
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its the hardest of the hardest and few people complete it with the the sheir number of bs thrown your way

prisma sigil
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It's literally what they did when they added Cataclysm difficulty

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I believe they did slightly tune down Legend when they released it but Cataclysm was still harder than base Legend

fading vale
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the difficulty of the game shouldn't just be a bullshit knob when half it doesn't work correctly

fleet zealot
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vt2 didn't have ranged enemies

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(that mattered)

prisma sigil
fleet zealot
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no, archers didn't matter

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they still don't

south folio
prisma sigil
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But Darktide gives us way more tools to deal with ranged enemies, so how did that matter?

fleet zealot
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here damnation shooters already shred people

prisma sigil
fleet zealot
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you can't buff damage enemy does, a crusher overhead still downs most everyone

fleet zealot
prisma sigil
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They were ranged specials

delicate shadow
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it was hell

prisma sigil
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It was bad though

nimble fiber
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sour cream is nice on chips or crackers

prisma sigil
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It needed to be fixed

delicate shadow
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beastmen archers couldn't be blocked and you could get fields of like 40+

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so you'd just get peppered lmao

fading vale
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all I hear about VT2 is just temp health and spam to win without thinking but I've only played like 5 matches

delicate shadow
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VT2 doesn't get hard until you start doing high tier weaves or modded realm stuff

fading vale
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lol

prisma sigil
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I'm just saying, I think it would work for DT. We have more tools for dealing with ranged anyways. A one-down mode would work imo

nimble fiber
fleet zealot
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there is a difference between range specials and the fucking stalker hordes

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it would not, we'd need a balance overhaul and rescaling on ranged enemies especially

lusty turtle
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if you really get stuck crack out grailknight and drink str pots to ignore gameplay

fleet zealot
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plus you'd drive all the thunderhammer mains to madness

prisma sigil
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We should also get a Maelstrom modifier that enables ranged friendly fire

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I want more difficult shit, more challlenges

fading vale
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god no

tropic harbor
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I played VT2 at launch and it sucked. Even after a year there was still not enough content

south folio
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rip ogryns

fleet zealot
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and make martyrdom players grumpier cause they get their max bonuses reduced

lusty turtle
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im honestly more for nerfing players

south folio
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also psykers teamkilling everyone

fleet zealot
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fuck frinedly fire

prisma sigil
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Nerfing players is unfun

delicate shadow
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I wanna nerf players and buff enemies at the same time tbh

south folio
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but it's the same end goal

nimble fiber
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frinedly

prisma sigil
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There's nothing enjoyable about being challenged because you're suddenly weaker

fading vale
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oh come on

prisma sigil
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It's different

south folio
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the relative numbers of buffing enemies/nerfing players is the same

fading vale
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there's so much shit that needs nerfing

south folio
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how is it different

cerulean pine
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It's very different

delicate shadow
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being too strong as a player is boring

cerulean pine
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Matter of perception

south folio
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and also

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there are lower difficulties

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if you want that experience, just step down

prisma sigil
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Because you aren't being challenged because the game is difficult, you're being challenged because they arbitrarily lowered your stats / altered your talents

small heron
tropic harbor
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I think we need to nerf power maul

fading vale
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ermagerd I can't use my immortal autopistol vet anymore HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN

prisma sigil
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Make the game harder, not the people weaker

south folio
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making people weaker will also make the game harder

prisma sigil
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Raise the skill ceiling, don't lower it

cerulean pine
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Games are satisfying even when enemies scale with you because you get stronger with them and you notice that

prisma sigil
lusty turtle
fading vale
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you have to nerf things that are way out of line or you can't balance the game, not that hard to understand

cerulean pine
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It isn't satisfying if stuff gets harder because you get weaker

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That's just dumb

south folio
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nerfing players also raises the skill ceiling, under your terminology

prisma sigil
south folio
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ok but the end goal is just the same

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the relative numbers are the same

cerulean pine
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No, it isn't

prisma sigil
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The difference is nothing has changed about the enemy

fleet zealot
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people hate nerfs but they are necessary

delicate shadow
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the game is reasonably as hard as it can get short of turning enemies into bullet sponges, making everything one hit you or something equally silly

the game can barely handle the number of spawns as is without kicking the bucket

fading vale
cerulean pine
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The player perception is part of the end goal and that is different

south folio
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how would the numbers not be the same

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ok but i wasn't talking about player perception

fleet zealot
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psword, rambo vet, assail release

prisma sigil
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I still think Maelstroms aren't THAT easy

cerulean pine
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OK but you have to consider it

fleet zealot
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all of those objectively needed nerfs

south folio
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i specifically referred to the relative numbers and you still somehow fucked up reading what i said

cerulean pine
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You can't just ignore it

south folio
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yes i'm aware that fatshark can't quite ignore it

fleet zealot
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you cannot buff everything to the level of the top performers

lusty turtle
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im going to ignore player input

prisma sigil
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Maybe if you're only playing with like discord premades and communicating over voice I could see them being easy, but if you play with randoms they are not easy every match

south folio
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especially with what community this game has

lusty turtle
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we're nerfing everything

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fuck assail psyker, fuck bolter vet

frosty herald
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maelstrom isnt easy at all

south folio
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motherfucker why does everyone jump to the "you only play premades" argument

prisma sigil
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And frankly it's unreasonable to expect the devs to nerf all players just to satisfy the wants of the players at the very top of the skill ceiling

south folio
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this is the nth time I've seen this

fading vale
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the entirety of ogryn, crit chains, cooldown on every class, many things on vet, marty and crit zealot

south folio
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i premade only half the time that i play this game

delicate shadow
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I do amateur™️ balancing for a vermintide modded tournament and yeah like, you have to consider player input but player input isn't a monolith by any means; just read this chat for proof of that

south folio
prisma sigil
delicate shadow
prisma sigil
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If you want more challenge so badly then stop doing premades

south folio
spare dome
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i premade pretty much never

south folio
lusty turtle
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pinning fire nerf was needed

south folio
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am i tainted just because i premade more than you??

prisma sigil
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You said half your matches are premades

south folio
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like what

delicate shadow
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mind you I haven't played since december because I got fuckin' bored

lusty turtle
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and happened

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and the game is healthier for it

south folio
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yes?

spare dome
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rest in piss pinning fire

south folio
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my point is that my solo queue pubs are also easy

prisma sigil
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Solo queue is objectively harder, so if your concern is the game being too easy, why not stop the premades entirely?

fading vale
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challenge in pubs just comes from everyone being an idiot and is not fun

prisma sigil
south folio
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what cap

lusty turtle
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solo queue pubs ARE easy, hes not even wrong

prisma sigil
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Solo queue pubs are regularly filled with the under experienced who are not ready for maelstroms / auric damns

south folio
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alright, so your arguments so far is just ignoring what i've said and also saying that i'm lying

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great

fading vale
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oh cool the 4th game in a row where I have to solo clutch for 5-10 minutes, WOW SO FUN

south folio
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ok my teammates are shit

prisma sigil
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Relax

spare dome
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yea the amount of power a good player has access to now is pretty insane

south folio
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but player level is so high that I can just carry the game extremely easily

prisma sigil
spare dome
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like the only thing that really ends you are stumbling into a disabler

south folio
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what do you mean top of the skill ceiling

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i play extremely braindead builds

spare dome
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arco is c-tier at best

south folio
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you talk like i have a 400 apm playstyle

fleet zealot
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anyways i haven't posted enough ferrets

prisma sigil
south folio
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bitch i play caxe martyrdom zealot and psword vet

prisma sigil
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Now I REALLY dont understand

lusty turtle
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arco is made of explode usually

left iron
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Arco has difficulties dodging snipers pepeW

fading vale
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"nerf everyone" vs nerf things that need to be nerfed

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hmmm

south folio
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there is exactly 0 brain activity in me

prisma sigil
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You complain about the game being too easy but you willingly play braindead builds ?

frosty herald
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solo is easy?

prisma sigil
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Why don't you try some different and more engaging builds then LMFAO

nimble fiber
small heron
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If you want the game to be harder, self nerf. Don't use orange gear. Use grey gear. Take your relics off. Now jump into damnation with a premade all grey gear no relic run.
Yes, the game is playable that way.

faint sinew
south folio
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i play OP shit so that I can have a good opinion about them and say that they can be nerfed

spare dome
south folio
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well, it's a damned if I don't and damned if I do

prisma sigil
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How do you not see the ridiculous hypocrisy in this

south folio
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if I don't play those builds, one could argue that "i don't have a good measure on those builds"

prisma sigil
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You can just NOT play OP builds lol

lusty turtle
south folio
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and if I do play those builds, then you say what you're saying at this moment

south folio
spare dome
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vet needs like a third soft relaunch

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that's just where we're at

south folio
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because this isn't just about me running those builds

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it's also about my teammates

split ibex
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Ogryn needs a third of it's tree soft relaunched lol

south folio
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because this is a multiplayer game, not a solo one, unfortunately

fading vale
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I just play hammer with an og zealot build and actually play the game instead of being braindead (and occasionally use the OP revolver)

faint sinew
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i just like clicking left click and watching my chainsword swing side to side

south folio
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it truly is engaging when a kickback ogryn joins the match and deletes everything

lusty turtle
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god kickback 💀

prisma sigil
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Ok

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I am actually with you there

spare dome
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and only because a veteran is feeding them infinite ammo

prisma sigil
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Kickback is actually busted because you literally never run out of ammo with a survivalist vet and you delete everything lmfao

median steeple
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the kickback og preparing to blow up every burster in my face

delicate shadow
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remember when gunlugger burn was a thing and screens just stopped existing

lusty turtle
fading vale
prisma sigil
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The funny thing is I actually don't see kickback that often

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I see a lot more rumbler Ogryns lately

spare dome
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I mean 60 shells is mathematically less than Infinity shells

split ibex
spare dome
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but im not a mathologist

fading vale
median steeple
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ah peak p13 gameplay

lusty turtle
fleet zealot
spare dome
lusty turtle
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he hungy

faint sinew
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can you save me the red ones?

spare dome
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for da brain powah

prisma sigil
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Also I gotta say, I feel like nerfs instead of new difficulty tiers is just lazy. I'd rather have a new tier to tackle than just struggle more at my current one. Also a higher tier would come with higher mat rewards which people neverendingly complain about

fading vale
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a new difficulty is lazy

prisma sigil
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If they nerfed everyone then they should buff the mat rewards across the board

lusty turtle
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nerfs if anything is less lazy

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it means actually considering balance

south folio
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if they're doing good nerfs, they still have to put in a good amount of work into balancing tweaking

lusty turtle
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and you know, balancing

south folio
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having to consider the numbers, doing testing, and tweaking that stuff

frosty herald
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there is also a thing such as overbalancing a game and you forget to release new content

delicate shadow
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look at the end of the day balance literally cannot come from only one direction or one approach

spare dome
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nah we just have a handful of dumbo weapons and abilities presently and they heavily skew gameplay results when present

split ibex
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New difficulty just pushes everyone to use the OP stuff more

prisma sigil
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There is literally no game in the entire world that is perfectly balanced without broken or underpowered stuff

lusty turtle
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this isn't to say the game needs across the board nerfs, its just theres more things at the moment that need nerfs than need buffs

prisma sigil
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What you want is impossible

spare dome
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so its easier to trim that handful than elevate everything else

lusty turtle
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i think theres like, 3 weapons that need a buff right now total

south folio
prisma sigil
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If they nerf stuff then the complaints will just shift from 'everything is broken' to 'everything sucks'

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Overwatch was objectively more fun when it was still new and all the busted shit was still in the game

lusty turtle
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okay but thats because blizzard are shit devs

split ibex
prisma sigil
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Overbalancing shit ruins games

faint sinew
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this game is more balanced than old street fighters and smash bros games, I'll take that as the bare minimum

lusty turtle
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overwatch couldn't balance for shit KEKW_ogryn

fading vale
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there are so many obvious broken singular things I don't really get the argument

prisma sigil
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There are some things that definitely need to be tuned down, like the kickback as mentioned

coarse birch
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yeah i dont think nerfing the egregiously broken shit will make the game worse

split ibex
coarse birch
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or be overbalancing

delicate shadow
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I'm now coming to terms with the fact I'm one of the few people here that actually has experience balancing a game

prisma sigil
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My issue is some people saying all classes need to be nerfed downwards across the board

delicate shadow
spare dome
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when brigitte launched i realized they had completely lost sight of their own game cause that lady was fukken cray

coarse birch
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i mean

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they do

south folio
fading vale
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aspects of every class need nerfs....

coarse birch
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every class has egregious stuff

south folio
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i've already been through a game where the developers initially thought that busted stuff was fun

split ibex
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Look at Veteran ultimates. VoC is head and shoulders better than the other two

south folio
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but with time, they realized that this sort of balancing was not good in the long run

spare dome
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VoC is the best ult in the game

royal vortex
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so the problem is there's a reason the game will spawn 20 of an elite at once when it didn't do this before

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and it's because generally players are strong enough that on the highest difficulty you can dps check your way through fights with the majority of loadouts in the game

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the reason end events like hab dreyko and warren have a super strong cahnce to have over half the total elite spawns for a match did not appear out of nowhere

prisma sigil
spare dome
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yea i aint even gonna

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dignify tha

lusty turtle
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im actually awake now, josho or yoshi wanna dos ome matches again

coarse birch
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i can run it for an hour before work 2

royal vortex
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can't atm 😔

lusty turtle
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joshi HATES me

faint sinew
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nerfs need to be met with buffs, otherwise it's a case of it not being nerfed enough and people stick with it, or it gets nerfed to the ground and it never gets touched again

lusty turtle
coarse birch
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joshi

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whats that supposed to mean

nimble fiber
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lol

delicate shadow
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powercreep be a downward spiral

nimble fiber
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u hate him apparently

royal vortex
nimble fiber
spare dome
fading vale
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also people completely misinterpret nerfs (chainsword, void, etc)

lusty turtle
royal vortex
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the chainsword had a nerf to the cleave on a single light strikedown and people thought it was ruined

spare dome
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dont be judgin

coarse birch
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void wasnt even a nerf

fading vale
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but they just don't know how the game works at all

coarse birch
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its the same weapon

delicate shadow
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void still nukes maps lol

coarse birch
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essentially

lusty turtle
fading vale
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yeah void is still bonkers

delicate shadow
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also holy shit you all got fucking ruined by stan

fading vale
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pretty sure chainsword still has the fastest horde clear time lol

faint sinew
coarse birch
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do you still want to play if we dont have josho yoga

left iron
coarse birch
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me when i kill the entire elite spawn in one shot

lusty turtle
south folio
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i can't believe they had a negative number in the patch notes

royal vortex
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i would also generally put faith in fatshark mostly having balance trend towards good changes

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because before p13/14 there were a lot of weapons with stats that were just

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bad

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even in a vacuum

coarse birch
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yeah its much better now

prisma sigil
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That was how I felt

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It felt like a lot of weapons / builds were just trash

spare dome
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remember when the stats were unlabeled bars

delicate shadow
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Fatshark balancing is a slow and arduous process with many monkey's paws

fading vale
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praise god that they buffed hammer stunlock time after removing the cancel

delicate shadow
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but it has its moments

royal vortex
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but u had a massive overcorrection between individual balance changes and the talent trees being released

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with the amount of changes they made stupid stuff was always gonna get through

lusty turtle
prisma sigil
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I am wondering why kickback is still a thing

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It's been like 4 months

buoyant pecan
coarse birch
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im already in game so i can play

prisma sigil
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I mean granted it was like

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Awful before

prisma sigil
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but now it's just insane

vapid turtle
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just realized the killer in The Collection is literally a knife zealot

buoyant pecan
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violently shank it

fading vale
lusty turtle
buoyant pecan
split ibex
vapid turtle
fading vale
prisma sigil
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VoC is boring good

dark gulch
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what would we reccomend changing on this one?

prisma sigil
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I don't play Vet a lot but I go deadshot/infiltrate/columnus when I do because it's fast and I get to move around a lot

fading vale
faint sinew
lusty turtle
fading vale
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cara and unyielding are fine too

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but change tstrike and groaners

dark gulch
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dont have hammerblow to put on it, so ill do cara+unyield

coarse birch
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ngl arco and skele having the same name on a character is really throwing me off

fading vale
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just change groaners

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and wait until you have trauma or hammerblow

coarse birch
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maniac is fine too

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not a bricked perk

fading vale
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that is what I was trying to get at

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keep maniac

lusty turtle
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damn, yoshi rejected my join request sadge

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this is fucked up

dark gulch
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alright

coarse birch
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I WAS ALT TABBED INTO DISCORD

fading vale
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skissue

royal vortex
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alt tab into salvation

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u sinner

coarse birch
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alt tab into some bitches

royal vortex
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die

faint sinew
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perish

coarse birch
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ok

left iron
faint sinew
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omg i'm red now

south folio
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now take his happiness away

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and make him gray again

lusty turtle
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on it

faint sinew
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mods, take his discord away

south folio
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360 no scoped

left iron
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I have faith he dodges snipers

delicate shadow
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Yoga might be less reliable though

buoyant pecan
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Yoga isnt very reliable

left iron
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Arco reliably blows up at least twice each match

buoyant pecan
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i asked him for 900k USD and he didnt send it

south folio
#

no

buoyant pecan
south folio
fading vale
#

oh fuck brb there's a swimsuit episode

buoyant pecan
#

tell me

left iron
#

Weak

fading vale
nimble fiber
#

arco u came back? pogryn

coarse birch
#

queen was here previously

lusty turtle
fading vale
#

it's just shitty anime don't worry about it

south folio
south folio
fading vale
#

I've been on a quest to find bingeable bad anime that is entertaining enough to watch

left iron
nimble fiber
south folio
#

OHHHHHH you mean as psyker

nimble fiber
#

xD

south folio
#

i thought you were referring to like some minute-short interim that i wasn't chatting here

nimble fiber
#

lmao no

south folio
#

yeah i've been playing psyker a bit more

nimble fiber
#

yessir

royal vortex
#

he returns to the low skill class

nimble fiber
#

the side of siblings wasn't the same without u...

buoyant pecan
delicate shadow
#

I haven't played DT since december and just been on the Verm grindset again

south folio
#

i'm back to scare teammates with trauma circles under bursters

left iron
#

Arco always was a vet main

zinc talon
fading vale
zinc talon
#

getting it to where joe shmoes rifle wasn't hands down the best in class cuz he wanted you to see it

#

basically sitting in the meatgrinder like I do now testing my own setups

#

I couldn't imagine trying to do that to a multi tho

fading vale
#

I still mix up arco and mankar in my head sometimes

south folio
#

wha

fading vale
#

I just see them as those two psykers I guess

royal vortex
nimble fiber
#

how could u

#

rap battle part 2?

south folio
#

mankar doesn't deserve to be called a psyker

zinc talon
#

naw

#

yall should fight with fists

#

who can beat up whom

left iron
#

Im still a nobody to everyone NODDERS

zinc talon
#

yknow, have a beat off

#

what

south folio
left iron
#

Im the cat_stare guy

south folio
south folio
#

slowice

north sedge
zinc talon
#

sir and or madam

#

you missed the absolute comedy gold that is

#

AND ALSO

#

IDIOTS

nimble fiber
zinc talon
#

THERES AN EMPEROR OF HUMANKIND

#

every single one of you that isn't named that is now a traitor ship

left iron
zinc talon
#

when you're dead

#

texas doesn't have winter, it hard ices

#

and that melts, and sits, and the mosquitoes breed

#

I got my first bite of the year in january

left iron
#

We're getting 30cm of snow by the end of this week pepeW

#

Or rather, have a chance to get

nimble fiber
#

it has stopped snowing over here, we only get raindrops

vocal pulsar
nimble fiber
#

uhm

vocal pulsar
#

He really said that

left iron
north sedge
#

Yea...yea he did

#

On voice too

#

Can't blame phone

royal vortex
#

one of my favorite stan quotes ever

left iron
royal vortex
#

dough post the thing

south folio
#

can't believe his sister is getting 20 centimeters

nimble fiber
#

lmao

left iron
#

Cant believe someone would choose not to use cubic meters

nimble fiber
#

wait stan said that???

fading vale
#

(it was snow)

nimble fiber
#

thank u
(I feel way better knowing the context)

fading vale
#

but he did type exactly that of course

north sedge
#

Nah it was voice

#

He didn't type it

fading vale
#

well whatever

north sedge
#

He just said that without the snow bit

fading vale
#

say type, whats the difference with stan

fading vale
#

his vocal autocorrect doesn't work either

lusty turtle
#

help we have an acca shout vet

fading vale
#

lol

nimble fiber
#

oh no!

#

team kill him

fading vale
left iron
#

The rollercoaster propaganda pepeW

split ibex
#

(I actually hate Fahrenheit)

#

It's very dumb

vocal pulsar
#

Rude

nimble fiber
#

true tho

delicate shadow
#

moving to NA was hell in terms of converting shit

maiden path
delicate shadow
#

imperial makes no fucking sense

left iron
#

Water freezes at 32F pepeW

maiden path
#

oops

#

wrong image

south folio
left iron
#

Instead of at 0C

delicate shadow
#

C to F is at least pretty simple

left iron
#

True

#

But its still a hassle

south folio
#

simply remember multiple numbers of how to convert between different magnitudes instead of "10"

delicate shadow
#

inches, yards and miles to metric is fucking annoying

split ibex
#

I honestly do like the foot as a unit. It's very human sized. There needs to be something between cm and m that's regularly used

delicate shadow
#

feet is at least simple enough in that a foot is roughly 30cms

visual blade
#

for martyrdom, do i just load up on wounds and go ham?

delicate shadow
faint sinew
#

yeah kinda, there's a lot more that'll help but that's the basic

prisma sigil
delicate shadow
#

you don't need to get your health down to 1, only like down to 2.5 wounds-ish

visual blade
delicate shadow
#

and you can heal whenever needed it's nbd

prisma sigil
#

Unless you're going for the boss one-shots, you can just play and not worry about your wounds, but if you've gone down and have corrupted wounds, you should medicae

#

Not healing when you have half your wounds purple because of the damage bonus is deranged behavior

visual blade
#

my strat is always to take med station if i can (with more than reasonable etiquette) and to stay low as long as i have revenant

prisma sigil
#

Ye that's the way

visual blade
#

i lose revenant (or use it, whichever), i go heal to full until i have it back

split ibex
#

You could also (and hear me out now) just not use martyrdom (I am very biased)

visual blade
prisma sigil
#

I only use martyrdom when I'm doing the shroudfield thammer thrust combo

#

and I want to crown daemonhosts

split ibex
prisma sigil
#

But it's super gimmicky so I don't usually run it

still quartz
#

I use Martyrdom when I feel like being a Kreiger

visual blade
#

thought they were cheating

prisma sigil
#

coulda been me KEKW_ogryn

visual blade
#

EU?

prisma sigil
#

nah nvm

#

NA

fading vale
#

you can oneshot a DH with just stealth and hammer

#

don't need setup

prisma sigil
#

Yeah it's a gimmick but crowning Daemonhosts is delicious

prisma sigil
fading vale
#

you can also 2 shot them with chastise

prisma sigil
#

25 vs Unyielding helps too

visual blade
#

it's all coming together

prisma sigil
#

For plague ogryns you need like 4 or 5 stacks of marty

fading vale
#

every hammer is assumed to have thrust and unyielding

prisma sigil
#

for beasts/chaos spawns you only need like 2 or 3

#

also helps if you run whats-it-called that gives you like +20% bonus when out of stamina

#

It's not a meta build, it's all for the gimmick of literally one tapping them from 100% health

#

You could build better and kill them in just a few swings instead to be more adaptable

frosty herald
#

i find the metric system to be alot more easier

prisma sigil
#

but one tapping stuff is fun and activates neurons in the brain

lusty turtle
#

acca 7 shout tag vet 🥹

#

that was an experience to behold

fleet zealot
#

honsetly, i don't think recons can ever be balanced

delicate shadow
#

well recons are french

fleet zealot
#

they had one period of being good and they instantly became annoying and oppressive

coarse birch
#

dude

prisma sigil
#

Poor lasguns

coarse birch
#

that guy was

#

he was something

lusty turtle
frosty herald
fleet zealot
#

nah the infan and helbore are in nice spots

prisma sigil
#

Another unpopular opinion but

frosty herald
#

WHY

#

ARE

#

RECONS

#

BULLPUP

#

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

prisma sigil
#

I was a big fan of the fire patch KEKW_ogryn

fleet zealot
delicate shadow
#

tbf bullpup makes sense on weapons that don't eject shells at all

frosty herald
#

i hate it

delicate shadow
#

assuming barrel length still matters anyway

lusty turtle
frosty herald
#

i hate bullpups they look dumb and stupid and cringe

prisma sigil
nimble fiber
#

how was the match yoga?

delicate shadow
frosty herald
#

the aug gets a pass

prisma sigil
delicate shadow
#

christmas gun

prisma sigil
#

it has a cool lil carry handle

coarse birch
frosty herald
#

legit just make a thompson into an automatic lasgun

prisma sigil
left iron
#

I have been betrayed

lusty turtle
#

although yoshi was running assail and void strike 💀

frosty herald
#

unironically peak aesthetic

prisma sigil
#

wait actually that was a mod

coarse birch
#

damn he skull emojid me

frosty herald
#

i saw a video

median steeple
nimble fiber
#

yoshi knows whats fun

prisma sigil
nimble fiber
#

that shrimple

coarse birch
#

i did say before the match i was running my cheating loadout

frosty herald
#

of a dude throwing an orbital strike in the tutorial at the bugs

coarse birch
#

i did in fact cheat

nimble fiber
#

was it fun tho?

frosty herald
#

and the bug bounced the orbital strike back to the dude lmao

lusty turtle
prisma sigil
#

I played Medal of Honor and CoD when I was young so I always preferred the stick mag look

lusty turtle
#

im sorry you found out this way

coarse birch
#

i did enjoy myself

prisma sigil
#

I never really liked the Drum look

delicate shadow
#

I'ma be real

royal vortex
#

why would u cheat in a co op game

delicate shadow
#

the thompson is a shit gun

coarse birch
#

although i feel a little dirty

royal vortex
#

simply offload the problem onto ur teammates

nimble fiber
#

go take a shower then

frosty herald
prisma sigil
#

More than 2

delicate shadow
#

it never saw service in WW1 really lol

faint sinew
prisma sigil
#

It was in Vietnam and the Korean War

delicate shadow
#

and it got replaced in WW2 because people hated it

frosty herald
#

only ones i know of are ww2 and nam

faint sinew
#

it got replaced in ww2 cause it cost too damn much

delicate shadow
#

it also wasn't a good gun

#

compared to the grease gun

prisma sigil
delicate shadow
#

like it was more expensive AND worse

#

and heavier

frosty herald
#

fucking using m16 in a tropical rainforest getting mud and sand and getting it moist

#

BLEh

fleet zealot
#

i'm eating good tonight

#

ordered a pulled pork sandwich with brisket fries

coarse birch
prisma sigil
#

Honestly idc about its real life efficacy, it's cool, I like the way it looks and sounds in the video games I've used it in

frosty herald
#

stupid americans not realizing that vietnamese were against the khmer rogue bleh

coarse birch
#

hey i did well with taxe 2 and agri revo i earned one cheat game

prisma sigil
#

It went out of service like two generations ago so it's effectiveness doesn't matter

lusty turtle
frosty herald
#

use good platforms dammit

delicate shadow
#

the magic of old war stock and inventory

royal vortex
#

so close melk

fleet zealot
#

cheaters in darktide are weird

prisma sigil
#

still not sure why the m14 has an automatic fire rate option

faint sinew
#

why use new when old is cheap

frosty herald
#

i dont care if they have to put 4 rails on an ak

prisma sigil
nimble fiber
#

its ok to cheat sometimes

fleet zealot
#

haven't seen more than 1 ingame

frosty herald
fleet zealot
#

but it was obvious

frosty herald
#

aimbot

prisma sigil
#

I don't think I've ever actually seen one, at least if I have I wasn't aware

#

Dam

#

That's

#

Sad

#

How the fuck are you gonna need to cheat on Darktide

nimble fiber
#

no not actually cheat lmao

fleet zealot
#

it was aimbot recon in like, month 3

frosty herald
#

autoclicker isnt banned EXCEPT canceling into repeated first strike in a combo

prisma sigil
fleet zealot
#

it was really obvious when he was blasting horde perfectly bouncing head to head, 180'd cause a bruiser was coming behind him, then immediately went back to blasting horde

#

autoclickers are fine if the don't exploit anything

median steeple
#

holy shit I hate steams cloud system

lusty turtle
faint sinew
#

cheating on single player games is fine, cheating in co-op is annoying for us and depressing for them, cheating in pvp should get you sentenced to life on a cambodian oil tanker

lusty turtle
#

ogryn chat will never forgive him for compensating the ripper recoil

flint birch
#

dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee if anyone hasnt tried the perfect strike heavy eviscerator... this thing is insane

fleet zealot
#

i had a relative who was a cheating addict

frosty herald
flint birch
#

FOTF into a crusher/mauler pack and it doesnt matter...

fleet zealot
#

you ever see those compilations of banned hackers

#

he was the exact stereotype

prisma sigil
frosty herald
median steeple
#

I love watching speedrun cheater scandals

lusty turtle
prisma sigil
#

We have more resources and investment than our military than anyone else

nimble fiber
prisma sigil
#

and yet we can't make guns as robust as our competitors

fleet zealot
#

well i payed for it it's my game

coarse birch
#

uhh probably rasp/blackberries

#

or pineapple

fleet zealot
#

everyone else cheats too

#

just really sad behavior

frosty herald
#

dems using military grade to describe something when military grade means close to dogshit but not yet

nimble fiber
#

noice
mine are oranges, dark cherrys, and strawberries I think

prisma sigil
#

The amount of times I see 'military grade' equipment being advertised or sold somewhere

#

but yeah military grade means it's cheap and probably fucked

median steeple
#

oh

#

steam fucking died

nimble fiber
#

rip

prisma sigil
#

Oh it did

frosty herald
#

as cheap as possible and works barely

spare dome
#

my helldive ;_;

frosty herald
#

itl be back in like 30 seconds

ripe quest
#

steam tuesday

spare dome
#

my three SPAMPLES

#

LOST

median steeple
#

well at least I got that new helmet before the servers died

nimble fiber
#

I wanna eat some fried duck with noodles and peanut sauce ngl

median steeple
#

how does duck even taste

lusty turtle
#

pgud

nimble fiber
#

like bird

lusty turtle
#

i like eating duck

spare dome
#

tastes fly af

nimble fiber
#

yessir

frosty herald
#

couldnt i legally just kidnap 10 moscobi ducks and eat them

north sedge
coarse birch
#

duck is very good

ripe quest
#

steam tuesday

median steeple
nimble fiber
#

ducks are sometimes adorable
but I would still eat them

frosty herald
median steeple
#

I LOVE CHARGER SPAM

nimble fiber
#

favorite sauce to put on duck?

north sedge
#

hell yea

frosty herald
#

ripping off the sleeves from my heavy suit of armor and beating the fuck out of these robots

spare dome
#

day five on malevelon creek

median steeple
#

the servers live

frosty herald
#

also

left iron
median steeple
#

nevermind they died again

frosty herald
#

@ornate bone RIPTIDE IS A GOOD GAME!!!

#

i will not accept slander of my favourite game i played when i was 15

median steeple
ornate bone
#

Definitive motion sickness edition

median steeple
frosty herald
#

if i had helldivers 2

#

the uttter dumb shit i would do

#

i will explode myself so i can move faster

elfin steppe
#

where is my patch fatshark

median steeple
#

this game is a clip generator

elfin steppe
#

i want my Evi fixed

median steeple
#

that shit is never getting fixed

#

like with OP

north sedge
#

they're gonna make the stagger worse

#

just for you

elfin steppe
#

me don't like you people

lusty turtle
#

@royal vortex we just throwin this lmao

royal vortex
#

i was doing so good and then

#

dog

lusty turtle
#

same

#

i was doing so good then just

royal vortex
#

i am super not a fan of flamers in general

lusty turtle
#

gun in open

royal vortex
#

getting disabled into fire and just perishing is not fun

prisma sigil
nimble fiber
#

the special flamer combo is so horrible

coarse birch
#

Oh so i leave and yall lose

prisma sigil
#

but i also agree I am not a fan of flamers

#

They are super cool but unnecessary

coarse birch
#

Flamers are fine on there own just annoying when a mutie grabs you into fire/chaos spawn

#

But i should also be punished for getting grabbed

ripe quest
#

It's similar to rippers liking low stagger.

prisma sigil
#

OH you're talking about the enemies?

coarse birch
#

Yeah

prisma sigil
#

Oh

coarse birch
#

Like he got disabled

#

Into flames

#

And died

prisma sigil
#

I am dumb

#

Honestly I wouldn't be too harsh on the flamers for that

ripe quest
#

Flamer, the weapon, is super goated still.

prisma sigil
#

It can also happen with crusher overheads lmfao

coarse birch
#

Unusable

north sedge
ripe quest
#

It still being able to kill Crushers fast is absurd, only counter is a Bulwark wall and even then the movespeed of most enemies will kill them.

median steeple
#

flamer doesn't do my taxes so its the worse weapon in the game

ripe quest
north sedge
#

For fun

ripe quest
#

An interesting benefit of this is that stagger thresholds are based on the type of stagger, so Mk XV Evis actually has absurd stagger by rev standards.

#

Since the first three lights are seen as rev attacks n all.

coarse birch
#

Yeah its very safe given its speed

#

Thanks to that

ripe quest
#

I'm a bit mixed on it because on one hand, not being able to medium or heavy stagger is a dual bladed sword and has some cool benefits but on the other, it is a bug.

elfin steppe
#

I don't want to explain this anymore. It makes you pretty vulnerable if you dive more than three gunners.

spare dome
#

yea well the satisfaction i get from locking down a crowd of bruisers and maulers at 5 martyr stacks with the mk15 shant be infringed upon

ripe quest
#

Theoretically it should be able to.

coarse birch
#

Im p sure you can but its been a bit since i used it

#

Although rampage could affect it

north sedge
#

If there's a large group one or two have time to take like 3 steps back

elfin steppe
#

I don't actually remember, but you are supposed to completely knock them out of balance like the chainaxe, instead of like tickling them.

#

I posted the videos so many times, I don't think it should be an argument.

placid fiber
#

Hm, well I found an easy way I can test light 3's from the rashad on meat grinder enemies... after the heavy 2 it does a light 3.

#

That way I can test aiming it specifically at enemy heads, instead of getting body shots

lusty turtle
#

@royal vortex wat the fuck was that lag 💀

#

i got put back under the crusher smash after dodging

royal vortex
#

dude did you have stuff teleport backwards and then forwards

#

i was legit like phasing between timelines

coarse birch
#

Apparently steam is down?

#

Other channels mentioned

elfin steppe
#

It's more like the crusher phasing through you.

south folio
#

shrill issue

fleet zealot
#

zzzeepy

royal vortex
#

it was fine until that horde

fleet zealot
royal vortex
#

idk what i died to i saw my healthbar tick to fire but on my screen i was never standin in it

nimble fiber
#

game was once so bugged a hound flew threw the ground, I saw the game from bird perspective and the game crashed lmao

delicate shadow
#

steam is a bit cooked rn

lusty turtle
#

ye think i might take a break from dt for a bit and hope the servers stabilize lmao

elfin steppe
#

I miss space hound

nimble fiber
#

I said game 2 muchSitgryn

royal vortex
#

😔

elfin steppe
#

They shouldn't fix that

royal vortex
#

how could fatshark do this to us

south folio
#

game

coarse birch
#

Game

nimble fiber
#

NOOOOOO

royal vortex
#

i also can't believe how ridiculous scriers laspistol with empathic evasion is vs gunners

coarse birch
#

Yeah

#

Its quite good

lusty turtle
#

laspistol needs another nerf

#

6x crit weakspot is not okay

coarse birch
#

Yeah its still a little nuts

#

Esp with its fire rate

royal vortex
#

yeah it should be 12x at least

#

its true

median steeple
lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

I need to one tap everything on my no recoil weapon i can reliably hipfjre

lusty turtle
#

accatran players be like

median steeple
#

fuck man

#

I really wish accatran could be good without being busted

royal vortex
#

attempt number 3 of logging on to my vet to look at melk

coarse birch
#

Dude i watched that recon player we got just shoot a mauler for 10 minutes

#

What was his melee damage actually

nimble fiber
#

did he win?

royal vortex
#

i forgot how fun ds4 is vs mauler swarms

royal vortex
#

too much voidstrike brainrot

royal vortex
#

u just mash spacebar and stab guys

frosty herald
#

WE NEED NEW WEAPONS RAHHHHH

coarse birch
#

Wait he only did 43k ranged

median steeple
#

pleas

coarse birch
#

Bruh

median steeple
#

i need a helgun

frosty herald
#

i need

median steeple
#

beeg

frosty herald
#

a heavy bolter and power greatsword

coarse birch
median steeple
#

still waiting for the melta

#

god

nimble fiber
#

no don't go yog Sitgryn

coarse birch
#

Use it

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

Psyker melee best part of melee

#

Er

#

Psyker

median steeple
nimble fiber
#

Er

frosty herald
nimble fiber
#

wait what

royal vortex
#

thats a funny ui bug

lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

Its numbers are just giga sad

tropic harbor
#

With their powers combined the Auric missions are summoning a new maelstrom

lusty turtle
lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

Yeah given i never saw him melee

#

Im shocked at those numbers

#

Truly a recon moment

lusty turtle
#

my fav bit is acca hasn't been nerfed, as much as people say it has

#

it was NEVER good

coarse birch
#

Its amazing what literally infinite ammo can do to people

south folio
#

brrrrrrrr

median steeple
#

it was only "good" when you uber stacked rending

frosty herald
#

i had a dude ask me why i didnt run survivalist vet on flak melee

nimble fiber
#

nah but fr tho psyker melee best part of melee og

zinc talon
# north sedge

yep, when it snows here in texas the ground isn't the only thing getting three to four inches

coarse birch
#

Arco strikes me as someone who would use infinite ammo recon

lusty turtle
south folio
#

mayhaps

coarse birch
#

Also arco josho is being mean to me i think you were right all along

buoyant pecan
#

@lusty turtle wanna see how shit is going in the Hell Divers 2 Official Discord?

south folio
#

I did use 510% ammo with the recon one game

vocal pulsar
buoyant pecan
coarse birch
#

Thats a given

lusty turtle
median steeple
#

please fs

south folio
nimble fiber
#

oof mankar

median steeple
#

i m begging

coarse birch
buoyant pecan
#

like their discord is an actual toaster fire

south folio
coarse birch
#

Reported

nimble fiber
#

blocked

buoyant pecan
median steeple
#

everyone is spamming F last I checked

south folio
#

wtf!!!!

ionic nymph
#

Armory sold me a 21% and 17% at the same time

coarse birch
#

I thought helldivers players were happy 😭

#

Gamers are some ass

ionic nymph
#

Great shop reset

buoyant pecan
zinc talon
#

eh

coarse birch
#

Except you guys yall are cool

buoyant pecan
#

everyone else is civil

zinc talon
#

the missions can get downright fucking stressful

coarse birch
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Minus arco

south folio
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wha