I dont think anybody is saying your in the wrong
#zealot-class
coarse birch
fleet zealot
Idk just how i raised everything can feel like a personal attack
obtuse stirrup
Idk just how i raised everything can feel like a personal attack
Yeah, this can totally be a thing
but also some people can use this as a means to control others
coarse birch
Or an excuse
worldly nebula
The bottom line is, chores suck. But people doing the chores together on a schedule can make them not suck so much
coarse birch
Stan i would be careful as this sort of thing has the potential to worsen
But i dont have a great solution
Without knowing the guy
hushed knoll
This is the current convo lol
nimble fiber
infuriating
coarse birch
Im not even sure he understands what your saying
Tbh
Like that sounds like a miscommunication
Er
Misunderstanding
On his end
Like hes just thinking about it very strangely
worldly nebula
He sure doesn’t like communicating and/or talking about stuff…
coarse birch
And going about it in a way that doesnt make much sense cause the same thing is just gonna happen again
royal vortex
words make me ANGRY
fading vale
I had a roommate that ate a lot of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and stuff and he got jelly everywhere all the time
coarse birch
Why are people talking to me
hushed knoll
I'm trying my best
coarse birch
Tbf there are days where i do not want to interact with anything outside my room
Yeah this guys just like
hushed knoll
I will have to talk to him when I get home lol
coarse birch
A dick and trying to make you feel bad
royal vortex
I will have to talk to him when I get home lol
fistfight
hushed knoll
I love my friend but he can be mean to me
He's got a very fixed mindset about how things are and or should be done
He has trouble seeing things from other perspectives
Once again I'm sorry for ranting about personal problems on a Darktide server, kind of cringe tbh
Thank you all for your input
hushed knoll
Sometimes I worry if I'm in fact the one that is stuck on how things should be so it's good to get perspectives
faint vapor
As a Zealot player, apply flamer on problem
Fatshark pls revert flame brightness nerf
My eyes need the flame
fading vale
he enjoys gatekeeping cozy crabs
coarse birch
Idk if ive had crab
frozen glen
maybe put some cajun bath bombs on them while theyre bathing
coarse birch
Lobster is great though
coarse birch
he enjoys gatekeeping cozy crabs
Thats fucked up
royal vortex
maybe put some cajun bath bombs on them while theyre bathing
what da hell
zinc talon
nimble fiber
Lobster is great though
oof really wanna try it some point, is it that good?
zinc talon
meh
coarse birch
Yeah its p good imo
nimble fiber
is it similar to shrimps?
zinc talon
yknow a hundred years ago people used to bury their lobster shells in their yards because it was seen as such a filthy poverty food
so the neighbors wouldn't know they were hurting so bad they had to eat lobster
coarse birch
Uh shrimp is different id say
I havent had lobster in a long time so harder to describe
nimble fiber
zinc talon
and
I mean how is a thing you can pull out of the water, peel, and eat raw
for your entire life
how can that be a bad thing
salmons the only other food I can think of
zinc talon
oh and the japanese do raw chicken for sushi
nimble fiber
fucken love paella
fleet zealot
And itchy
nimble fiber
why did I read alligator
zinc talon
your body isn't flipping out flipping out but histamine is the inflammation protein
and you get an extra big helping of it eating what it doesn't like
so just slap your face in the face and take a good antihistamine
and eat dem skrimps
nimble fiber
how do u slap your face in the face?
coarse birch
Eel takes oddly similar to chicken
zinc talon
I mean it's cool and all we smoke it like salmon
nimble fiber
can u eat goose?
zinc talon
but the problem with eel is that it tastes like eel
coarse birch
Yeah you can eat goose afaik
coarse birch
Duck is awesome though
nimble fiber
ooof
coarse birch
Duck and rabbit are like top 2 meats
nimble fiber
fucken love duck with a nice crunchy crust around it
coarse birch
And wagyu but thats like cheating
zinc talon
rabbit meat is so low in nutritive value you can actually starve to death eating yourself sick on it
tasty over a campfire tho very true
coarse birch
nimble fiber
xD
zinc talon
so is that cat like a celebrity cat or did yall all just turn into tuxedo sluts
I fear for my cat's safety
nimble fiber
bread
little thicket
Lots of nosh
nimble fiber
what kinda popcorn u guys like?
royal vortex
the kind that doesn't scream
tropic harbor
what kinda popcorn u guys like?
Yes
coarse birch
Tbh i havent had anything aside from regular in forever
nimble fiber
coarse birch
But kettle corn is good
open pollen
They sell a bag of mixed popcorn at my local butcher's and it has "banana" flavour
nimble fiber
josho what kinda popcorn do u know
oak blaze
tropic harbor
I will say that act 2 extreme butter popcorn is a bit too “extreme” for my arteries
sharp zodiac
tropic harbor
but I usually use those tiny lady finger kernels in a popcorn maker
open pollen
I like buttered popcorn. But you know what I hate? Butter popcorn-flavoured jelly beans.
zinc talon
zinc talon
what kinda popcorn u guys like?
Otis Rudaaburhghaha's simply salted
tropic harbor
I like buttered popcorn. But you know what I hate? Butter popcorn-flavoured jell...
I haven’t had these in years. Why do they still exist I don’t know
nimble fiber
Otis Rudaaburhghaha's simply salted
bless u
tropic harbor
Jelly beans just seem to get me sick now
zinc talon
all
and you don't have to hop in the degreasing tub out back afterwards
to get all the salt and oil off you
open pollen
Not only do they exist, but they must be popular. I've seen grocers dedicate a whole dispenser to just that flavor of jelly bean
coarse birch
Hello luna
nimble fiber
I'm a simple person and just eat sweet popcorn, but depending on the movie I watch
zinc talon
kettle corn is ambrosia
open pollen
There are people out there getting bags full of them. I shudder to think what thoughts of chronic and sustained cruelty must exist in such depraved individuals.
coarse birch
Arco
sharp zodiac
Oh
coarse birch
Lunas nice to me ill make an exception
royal vortex
u deserve the worst
open pollen
Honestly, Stan's the only one who gets a "likes buttered-popcorn-flavoured jelly beans" pass.
coarse birch
u deserve the worst
Wtf
zinc talon
coarse birch
Uncalled for
royal vortex
i called for it
sharp zodiac
that's rude
I'm not taking this from someone named after a state and sauce
royal vortex
checkmate
lofty shell
I fkin love me some toe beans
royal vortex
i did not choose this name
sharp zodiac
I fkin love me some toe beans
Fucking. Same.
open pollen
Oh! I found a song the other day and it made me think of ye!
https://youtu.be/8soQkubMk1g?si=dn1fd7yztGHsN7PJ
Donnae take this as an insult, but this gives me Smash Mouth vibes.
sharp zodiac
Oh! I found a song the other day and it made me think of ye!
https://youtu.be/8...
Neato
Why does your cat sit like that
lofty shell
its not mad... just dissapointed
zinc talon
She, is named codie short for codependent because oh my god
open pollen
its not mad... just dissapointed
I mean, it does look like you just took a picture of them bathing. I'd be dissapointed in ye too if ye did that to me.
lofty shell
20 years ago people wouldve been considered crazy for having pictures of cats feet
I love me some internet
zinc talon
'Welp yeah ya caught me, it ain't gonna eat itself'
nimble fiber
arco the silliest of gooses
open pollen
20 years ago people wouldve been considered crazy for having pictures of cats fe...
Pretty sure the Egyptians had some
lofty shell
just the feet?
open pollen
just the feet?
Pretty sure the British Museum has them.
zinc talon
I feel like this conversation was pivoting
So I made it gross early, so nobody went there
open pollen
Ol' Okri, always getting ahead of the curve
nimble fiber
anyway its so rainy outside
drowsy steppe
And here I thought I was away from that
lofty shell
foot people are freaking out rn
open pollen
I have a vial of petrichor on my desk to remind me rain exists.
nimble fiber
can we please change the subject 
zinc talon
coarse birch
Rain is great
zinc talon
lofty shell
Ya but feet
open pollen
I appreciate letting the banana dog ride shotgun. And making sure it uses a seatbelt, Safety first!
open pollen
?
sharp zodiac
Gauss prime and mirage prime
coarse birch
F in chat for other bitch
open pollen
f
nimble fiber
bitnch
zinc talon
I appreciate letting the banana dog ride shotgun. And making sure it uses a seat...
when we were cleanin out my grandparents stuff after they passed we found this set of very high quality porcelain china 'ballerinas'
livid siren
YAHALLA
zinc talon
they're beautiful
except they're all naked
cuz my granddad was a pervert and my grandma had alzheimers
zinc talon
so getting them home I think
I better buckle em up they're long an d thin and flimsy
they could crack hitting the floorboard
coarse birch
Wym unfortunately
zinc talon
...and thEN I GOT PULLED OVER
coarse birch
What you gonna do with naked russian nesting dolls
zinc talon
and this cop walks up to see four tiny white porcelain naked ballerinas in the passenger seat
faint vapor
What you gonna do with naked russian nesting dolls
C:
nimble fiber
What you gonna do with naked russian nesting dolls
stop
zinc talon
and me, in my sunday best
sharp zodiac
What you gonna do with naked russian nesting dolls
You already know
zinc talon
like we were just married
nimble fiber
I dont wanna know
sharp zodiac
Prime time
lofty shell
What can't you do?
nimble fiber
the answer scares me
coarse birch
Youd have to really work for it
lofty shell
Bitch I got a 2 foot nesting doll
sharp zodiac
Letting you know
zinc talon
I get that a lot
sharp zodiac
Oh, that reminds me. I drew this! The feet... they scare me.
Hyperréaliste toes
nimble fiber
what is a nesting doll?
frosty herald
Oh, that reminds me. I drew this! The feet... they scare me.
Ancient japanese gatling yokai
zinc talon
mariotchka dolls
open pollen
Hyperréaliste toes
For some reason, they give me Ed Edd and Eddy vibes.
lofty shell
nimble fiber
oooh
zinc talon
I HAD ANOTHER HALF HOUR TO CONFUSE THEM
zinc talon
my only reaction to those things has always been
frosty herald
Imagine matrayoska dolls
frosty herald
But they are exactly the size of eachother with 1mm difference
zinc talon
ostensibly
frosty herald
Amd you need to fit them together again
nimble fiber
Amd you need to fit them together again
and if u don't make it in time its hell on earth?
literally flames everywhere
frosty herald
You will explode
coarse birch
Where can i get these
lofty shell
Literally any thrift store
sharp zodiac
I bought a toe at a thrift store
coarse birch
How was it
coarse birch
What do you use the toe for
zinc talon
so you found a weird guy
sharp zodiac
He insisted I didn't buy it
nimble fiber
put toe in microwave
sharp zodiac
But I did
zinc talon
with somebody else's toe
sharp zodiac
What do you use the toe for
Put in on my door
zinc talon
and creeped out as you were, you were like 'that's going home with me'
coarse birch
Hell yeah
sharp zodiac
Yeah
nimble fiber
a toeless door isn't a real door
sharp zodiac
Not the weirdest thing I bought
nimble fiber
bless u
coarse birch
Tbf that wasnt as bad as i expected
sharp zodiac
I have limits
zinc talon
nimble fiber
the toe was better
nimble fiber
proof or didn't happen
zinc talon
of course you can
coarse birch
You know what i mean
sharp zodiac
Gooning
zinc talon
ok that does it
what the fuck does that word mean
and why is it suddenly everywhere all over my porn
sharp zodiac
sharp zodiac
Tho goon used to be a word for being an underling
zinc talon
yeah, in the mob
open pollen
That keyboard
coarse birch
Yeah thats the Normal term
open pollen
and why is it suddenly everywhere all over my porn
The internet freaks are ruining a perfectly good word... again
zinc talon
yknow I'm not so sure I care beyond whether it's a fun new way to wubble your jubblies
let's say we talked about it and instead go back to the good old days
when feet was the weird part of the conversation
open pollen
Ah, the humble year of 2001
sharp zodiac
Average zel chat
zinc talon
MOR LYK
coarse birch
Yeah this is zealot chat after all
zinc talon
SMELL LOTS
coarse birch
The best chat
royal vortex
zinc talon
I come here to keep the baboons from flinging their feces into the ogryn enclosure
coarse birch
https://tenor.com/view/thor-rage-reverse-gif-24075623
Josho reveal
royal vortex
if i looked like wingsofredemption i would end it
coarse birch
I would not blame you
zinc talon
sharp zodiac
I'd help you
open pollen
SMELL LOTS
Fun Fact: Zealots actually follow the Emperor's Will by scent
royal vortex
the new funny one is bossmanjack
sharp zodiac
royal vortex
man wins thousands of dollars on gambling
continues clicking the online gamble button until he has reached 0 again
calls it rigged
sharp zodiac
royal vortex
i stop when i win big
open pollen
calls it rigged
What he expect, infinite money?
royal vortex
yes
frosty herald
Im out of the loop on lolcows now
Daniel larson was arrested again recently
coarse birch
Yes
royal vortex
well its like
frosty herald
Boogie is being a sad sack of shit again
royal vortex
he's not actually gambling to keep the money he just gets the excitement from gambling
zinc talon
did you really expect any of these people to actually evolve
royal vortex
and he's only actually mad when he no longer has any money left to gamble
frosty herald
I think his girlfriend already cheated on him
zinc talon
they're meme hucksters and game sweaties
open pollen
did you really expect any of these people to actually evolve
I am crossing my fingers for "gills"
coarse birch
Boogie didnt even need to evolve he just needed to not do what he did
open pollen
Or maybe a throat sack
royal vortex
the last thing i saw about boogie was some youtuber guy trying to go over his taxes with him
and it was uh
p funny
or not taxes
just trying to figure out his finances
coarse birch
I think his girlfriend already cheated on him
Might be for the best she was screwed
hushed knoll
Didn't he have a huge fall from grace
coarse birch
Yeah
sharp zodiac
Yeah
frosty herald
Josh did you see the boogie job interview
royal vortex
was he ever graceful to begin with
royal vortex
Josh did you see the boogie job interview
i do not think so
sharp zodiac
I wish I stole his money
sharp zodiac
Free gacha spends
royal vortex
im not broke
open pollen
I'm only broke on the inside
frozen glen
josho have u eaten yet
royal vortex
i have not eaten
frosty herald
zinc talon
fuck that man I'm payyyyyyyyyd
royal vortex
there are plenty of hours left in the day
coarse birch
Luna do not spend all your money on gatcha
zinc talon
my momma take care of me
sharp zodiac
<:slaygirl:1052362127899365497>
I'm gonna kill you for that
frozen glen
u said u were gonna eat
hushed knoll
https://youtu.be/ZRSADEinCV8?si=zyIbX6H-I0n_V2BT
Was this scripted or real
frozen glen
why would u lie to me
hushed knoll
I'm gonna kill you for that
Why
royal vortex
i said i would eventually
frozen glen
I will not forget this act of treason
frosty herald
Real
sharp zodiac
You'll thank me later
zinc talon
what the fuck is gatcha
hushed knoll
Josho do you want me to cook you a meal
hushed knoll
royal vortex
u may save ur culinary delights for another
zinc talon
I give up
sharp zodiac
what the fuck is gatcha
I love explaining these things, anyways basically gambling
frosty herald
Boogie did a documentary with another youtuber
livid siren
French women and their irrepressible desire to use AZERTY keyboards
royal vortex
why is this shot like a TLC show episode
zinc talon
oh gatcha was that really concerningly violent and rapey mobile game wasn't it
gatcha life
coarse birch
Mm stir france
hushed knoll
Spelling fail
frozen glen
is that lappland
zinc talon
where it was like, pet the cat or ram it up your as-oh
sharp zodiac
Yeah
open pollen
I'm gona make stir France tonight
Oh no, Luna! Look out!
zinc talon
so gatcha is gambling
open pollen
They're gonna stir ye!
sharp zodiac
Yes
livid siren
zinc talon
like. plinko is kinda gambling?
frozen glen
who is putting glasses on lappland
livid siren
money laundering
nimble fiber
my entire work day consisted of chilling in zeal chat lmao
sharp zodiac
who is putting glasses on lappland
Kirsten
fleet zealot
dreamin
nimble fiber
cute
coarse birch
You know like genshin impact
nimble fiber
adorable even
coarse birch
Thats a gatcha game
royal vortex
genshin impact isnt real
frozen glen
why is kristen putting glasses on lappland
sharp zodiac
God damn it I forgot to sell this fucking bitch
nimble fiber
lol
coarse birch
Do it
sharp zodiac
I only know so much
frosty herald
https://youtu.be/QA2MQzGb69U?si=E5k-221lfVgiydsS @royal vortex
nimble fiber
also how did I miss stan
frozen glen
does lappland even interact with kristen
sharp zodiac
No
zinc talon
ok so I've heard of gatcha games like gatcha life sure
sharp zodiac
Not even once
zinc talon
genshin impact is one of those too huh
coarse birch
Its like the biggest one
frozen glen
god kristen is such a milf
frosty herald
Gatcha is just gambling
zinc talon
is that just the name for the game style or does the gatcha gambling play into the games
nimble fiber
gatcha the best gamble
zinc talon
idk what the original use of the word was I sposse
coarse birch
The gambling js most of the game
open pollen
All the Things I know about Luna:
1.) Likes watching leaves suffer
2.) Is French.
That is all.
frosty herald
Also fun fact
nimble fiber
how can leaves suffer
sharp zodiac
how can leaves suffer
It's a music name
zinc talon
All the Things I know about Luna:
1.) Likes watching leaves suffer
2.) Is Frenc...
- isn't bothered stuffing her partner in the trunk of a car when there's no seat for them
frosty herald
Is for pachinko you get balls you can turn in for money and you use wooden tags in board games
zinc talon
THATS what I meant
open pollen
3. isn't bothered stuffing her partner in the trunk of a car when there's no sea...
Ah, yes.
3.) Is practical problem solver
zinc talon
not plinko pachinko
I'd go look these things up myself but I don't wanna end up on a list
cuz the only people using these words really, are youngins
open pollen
It's a music name
Ah, then I shall amend:
1.) loves listening to leaves suffering
zinc talon
and I'm uh
26 with some practice
so if I go lookin these things up not knowing what they are, and they're that stuff
sharp zodiac
These employers are taking their sweet ass time with my resume
"we're still going through the system to yours" this is a small populated area
sharp zodiac
Past experience involving animalcare
open pollen
The only gambling I like to do is holding my cat like a baby. They usually end up attacking my face, but there's a small chance they'll fall asleep.
sharp zodiac
And a buncha things I can't say
zinc talon
'Studies market variables daily to maximize profit potential among commodity futures'
that's the gist right
frozen glen
the good ol' blank part on ur resume
zinc talon
these things vary in price
coarse birch
Oh i thought you got that job already luna
frozen glen
I signed an NDA type beat
frosty herald
And a buncha things I can't say
Drug dealer car jacker serial burglar targetted harrasement gangstalking
zinc talon
yknow what
the emperor wouldn't want me to know this stuff
so I'm just gonna go punch heads
sharp zodiac
Drug dealer car jacker serial burglar targetted harrasement gangstalking
The only gang I have are crows
I wouldn't even call that a gang
open pollen
Zel chat immediately scrambling, fighting over the same joke
(I cannae judge, I was going to make the same joke too)
open pollen
A Coven of Hags.
zinc talon
sharp zodiac
It takes a group of pigs 8 minutes to clean off a human corpse
zinc talon
they go through bone
like butter
so beware of any man that keeps a pig farm
hence the saying, as greedy as a pig
open pollen
We gotta eat dah pigs before they eat us!
fleet zealot
A group of ferrets is known as a "business", or historically as a "busyness". Other purported collective nouns, including "besyness", "fesynes", "fesnyng" and "feamyng", appear in some dictionaries, but are almost certainly ghost words.
open pollen
A jellyfish mouth is also it's anus
4.) Got beef with jellyfish
sharp zodiac
Fuck you for down thumbing that
hushed knoll
Oh no, Luna! Look out!
coarse birch
Sorry luna i cannot give it up
zinc talon
the male octopus will fully remove one of its tentacles containing the packet of sperm it intends to give to the female it wants to mate with
bringing an entire new definition to the phrase here, go fuck yourself
sharp zodiac
That one I didn't know
frosty herald
Okri the walking enclopedia
open pollen
Bees have hair on their eyeballs
zinc talon
platypuses have venom barbs on their elbows
open pollen
Ducks also have barbs... but on a different part of their bodies. Well, the male ones do.
zinc talon
the first couple specimens sent back north were completely disbelieved
so the royal society of who gives a fuck sent their best man
sharp zodiac
Ducks also have barbs... but on a different part of their bodies. Well, the male...
And those parts are very corkscrew like
frosty herald
I genuinely want to know why platypuses have venom barbs
coarse birch
I did know the duck thing
frosty herald
Like who tf gave that to them
open pollen
And those parts are very corkscrew like
And explodey
zinc talon
the males have em for mating time
obtuse stirrup
I talked about duck penises in a psychology exam at university
frosty herald
With the female having an entire maze
Bottomless pit
zinc talon
the venom isn't harmful to each other but they're aggressive af during mating so it's to ward off other animals
obtuse stirrup
Surprisingly I didn't do that well in that unit
zinc talon
Labrynth
zinc talon
and Labrnythine
coarse birch
Iq test
ripe quest
If it's a 1 shot breakpoint you would much rather have ht/slaught/thrust.
zinc talon
oh, I totally wooshed
open pollen
Tis alright. Happens to the best of us
zinc talon
my third grade english teacher was goin through a bad divorce so she gave the boys and girls different spelling lists
kept the boys inside during recess and gave them much harder words to learn
jokes on you bitch my first degree was in journalism
pseudo mono ultra micro scopic silico volcano coniosis
open pollen
Okri forged in the fires of hate
zinc talon
anti dis establish men tarianism
sharp zodiac
That doesn't sound legal in terms of school regulations
open pollen
That doesn't sound legal in terms of school regulations
This is America. We hate regulations
zinc talon
if their parents signed notes
open pollen
Texas the most
sharp zodiac
it was texas in 1990
open pollen
Ah yes, the archetypal Texan
sharp zodiac
She's actually Italian smh
frosty herald
Luna i have the feeling your a fan of xenoblade
open pollen
She's actually Italian smh
Ah yes, the archetypal Texan.
frosty herald
Just a hunch
sharp zodiac
Just a hunch
What gave it away
coarse birch
I need to finish xenoblade 2
open pollen
Okri... that's a cartoon person Okri.
sharp zodiac
But she is based off the extinct Texas wolf
frosty herald
Just a hunch as i said
sharp zodiac
But yes she is fake unfortunately
zinc talon
I figured maybe a vturber
open pollen
But she is based off the extinct Texas wolf
Back before all the Texan Furries were chased off by a sea of feral hogs.
Hogtide.
sharp zodiac
Bad piggies
zinc talon
so I tried to sit down and scoot in my chair as I typed that
pulled too hard on the front of my chair
slid off, ass planted flat on the ground
and my chair landed on m yhead
open pollen
Honestly. I would not be surprised if someone made a "Hogtide" joke back when the feral pig thing was a big meme.
coarse birch
thats rather impressive
zinc talon
I sat there for half a minute
frosty herald
Do they still hunt invasive hogs?
zinc talon
wondering where the reality tv cameras were
open pollen
Yep
zinc talon
you have to
open pollen
From choppas
zinc talon
for any given population of feral hogs
faint vapor
Do they still hunt invasive hogs?
Can they ever stop? :p
open pollen
It's practically new texan pasttime
frosty herald
I know moscobi ducks are extremely inasive
open pollen
except its presenttime
zinc talon
it takes as little as 15% of the not-killed pigs left alive
sharp zodiac
Do they still hunt invasive hogs?
Definitely
zinc talon
to repopulate back to that same number next ye3ar
sharp zodiac
Over a million of those fuckers in Texas
zinc talon
texas pays an open bounty per tail
sharp zodiac
Not the Italian this time
frosty herald
I saw them fucking up hogs with a minigun
open pollen
texas pays an open bounty per tail
Hmm, I recall a story about why this is a bad idea. Something about snakes, I think
frosty herald
As cruel as it might be invasive species need to be killed
They did a simulation with yellowstone
And if wolves dissapeared it would cause an ecological collapse of the national park
zinc talon
with the added magic that they foul every. single. water source. they find
sometimes for an entire freeze cycle to get their worms and cysts all killed off
farmers have to pay for feral hog culling like they have to pay for local bee pollination
best part
any farm pig, anywhere,
is two, maybe three generations tops from reverting back to those feral pigs
they'll never go away
sharp zodiac
A viscous cycle
zinc talon
not til we do like a genetic kind of eradication
yeah they bring almost zero positive gain to anything
not even good for other animals to eat really
some farmers burn em to get the carbon and char back
frosty herald
Can you eat them?
open pollen
Aye. They are the worst. They had a special on NPR about them once. Glad we only got pissweed to worry about where I live.
open pollen
Can you eat them?
Ogryn ^
We need to introduce Ogryns into Texas to quell the feral hog population, guys!
frosty herald
The only invasive issue here atm is wolves migrating back into the country from poland
Theyre killing livestock and people want the wolves shot
zinc talon
frosty herald
But its the fault of the farmer for not protecting their livestock well enough
zinc talon
yeah that's a tough sell to the public
'well if we kill the wolves, the deer population explodes'
'SO'
'so they eat crops and damage all sorts of things'
and their population EXPLODES
now it's not a wolf problem lol
obtuse stirrup
Mao and the sparrows.
zinc talon
I'm so glad you know about the four pests
Tgey could not have been more pants on head ass backwards if they were getting paid to be intentionally wrong
faint vapor
Clearly we just need to remove nature
No more pest problems UwU
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zinc talon
I mean we've got videos of the animals our kids can watch the videos it's not like they're GONE
frosty herald
Wolves are native to the netherlands but theyre returning just now
opaque island
I mean we've got videos of the animals our kids can watch the videos it's not li...
I mean they are Physically gone, seeing a video of something is not the same as being next to one,
frosty herald
And wild boars are an issue at the veluwe
fleet zealot
nimble fiber
zinc talon
Scrat is hands down the funniest animated character to ever be created
sharp zodiac
But I will
zinc talon
I will die on this hill
coarse birch
luna i admire your will to tickle everything
nimble fiber
scrat a legend fr
sharp zodiac
luna i admire your will to tickle everything
I am the tickler for everything
Except kids
I don't like kids
frosty herald
Scooby doo is the best
zinc talon
Everything, you say
coarse birch
being tickled honestly bottom 5 feelings
zinc talon
You'll have the plane ticket in your inbox shortly
Naw the powerlessness is
We got that cuz we couldn't overpower our parents
A tickle fight with a cute and mostly naked gal your size?
frosty herald
do u have games on ur phone
opaque island
A tickle fight with a cute and mostly naked gal your size?
zinc talon
Just the ones I'm playing with you buubuu
Here comes a wall of text about you cheating on me in a dream I had last night
zinc talon
opaque island
Krumpin'?
zinc talon
sharp zodiac
zinc talon
frosty herald
Jesus would forgive judas and then piledrive him into his carpentry table
opaque island
zinc talon
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised
opaque island
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised
ah, now it all makes sense
zinc talon
open pollen
I wonder why more folks don't sell their body parts after death. Like, sure, not all of the organs and stuff are going to be good second-hand, depending how you die, but the skin and bones alone can provide a pretty penny for whomever you wish in your will.
Fuck donating my body to science. Science gotta pay for that shit.
frosty herald
What stuff did they change in the horus heresy books
I know that olianus pious is now a perpetual
frosty herald
You didnt know
frosty herald
Its trayzns worst kept secret at this point
obtuse stirrup
I get all my 40k knowledge from Tom + Ben's lorehammer or yourhammer tbh
zinc talon
What do they like, talk about
What are those afternoon teas looking like
I've slogged to book 30something in the HH
I get my lore from 1d4chan when i want a giggle and there when I want a good nipples-hard read
fleet zealot
i have become moire
ivory marlin
all of zealot chat will you be my valentine?
sharp zodiac
Already have one
royal vortex
denied
ivory marlin
damn
coarse birch
this is why you simply dont ask
zinc talon
thread and videos begin here
obtuse stirrup
The Emperor is my valentine
sharp zodiac
Already have one
Her feet will be tickled
faint vapor
all of zealot chat will you be my valentine?
frosty herald
Giggling and kicking my feet in the air rn
faint vapor
Don't call it "rendition" Valentine. Its a date~!
faint vapor
you got me a card thats so thoughtful
UwU
ivory marlin
Giggling and kicking my feet in the air rn
real
coarse birch
Average ER fan
royal vortex
coarse birch
What are you cooking
sharp zodiac
Crack
royal vortex
this is not mine
sharp zodiac
Hrrbnnggnhgg I'm gonna fucking eat his pet
royal vortex
cannibalism
coarse birch
Whys that
royal vortex
you drink energy drinks
coarse birch
you drink energy drinks
Coffee upsets my stomach and i need caffeine
royal vortex
are u attempting to justify why u would not be preferable for human consumption
why do u feel so strongly about this
royal vortex
you're not going to believe me but i just forgot i asked you the first question and was wondering why you answered with no
coarse birch
Bruh
royal vortex
im smart
coarse birch
Your becoming stan
coarse birch
Thankfully
royal vortex
im very good at forgetting what i said 15 seconds prior
coarse birch
I dont know what this means
royal vortex
time's up
coarse birch
But congratulations
sharp zodiac
IM BETTER
royal vortex
w*rframe
coarse birch
Good job
sharp zodiac
Mind explosion
royal vortex
do not do that
sharp zodiac
Now that my autism has calmed down I can think rationally
royal vortex
feral
coarse birch
What are you thinking rationally about
coarse birch
I do not know enough about warframe to comment
coarse birch
I trust you
royal vortex
do not
coarse birch
Is that step 2
sharp zodiac
No
royal vortex
I know you are not typing teriyaki add Butterfinger to Orlando josho
can u try this one again
sharp zodiac
Hold on
coarse birch
Im holding
sharp zodiac
royal vortex
i wish my psyker was the seer so bad
sharp zodiac
Remake them
royal vortex
no
sharp zodiac
On
coarse birch
Ou
sharp zodiac
Oui
coarse birch
!
coarse birch
I could use a headpat like that
royal vortex
it really do be like that
royal vortex
in total or
sharp zodiac
One sitting
coarse birch
I am too tired
sharp zodiac
I have traded 12 items and have made 166 in-game currency
coarse birch
To understand
sharp zodiac
Millionaire
royal vortex
I am too tired
imagine
coarse birch
I dont have to
royal vortex
but u can also imagine it
coarse birch
True
hushed bear
why does every zealot stealth build recommend lacerate on knife instead of flesh tearer? all these builds focus on weak spot damage but then use lacerate, which is for non-weakspot only
coarse birch
People are dumb
tidal berry
I'm just finna roll with this I think
obtuse stirrup
Most knife perverts are stupid
hushed bear
so flesh tearer is the CORRECT blessing of choice like i am thinking it is?
coarse birch
Lacerate bad yeah
obtuse stirrup
I think there's a few different options tbh
coarse birch
Knife has like one strength
obtuse stirrup
Like Uncanny is the best one iirc
coarse birch
Lacerate goes against it
obtuse stirrup
The second one can be a couple of things
hushed bear
would mercy killer be a better pair with flesh tearer than uncanny?
obtuse stirrup
I think I want Mercy Killer on mine when I get around to building a better one
sharp zodiac
I'm gonna rip your toes off
obtuse stirrup
Do you want a bleed blessing at all? I genuinely don't know
coarse birch
What did i do now
sharp zodiac
Joke
coarse birch
If you want bleed flesh tearer is best
hushed bear
no i think the way i typed that confused you. i mean do i want flesh tearer + mercy killer or flesh tearer + uncanny
coarse birch
But precog is better
hushed bear
so bleed isnt a good option in general? xD
hushed bear
im just reading ppl's zealot stealth builds on gameslantern and trying to make sense of them. they are all using bleed blessings
but if bleed isnt as good as raw dmg then ill do raw dmg
coarse birch
You baseline want uncanny
Yeah the issue with bleed is you need to stack it
By the time you stack it enough to kill something you could have already killed it normally with uncanny/precog headshots
hushed bear
ye i was watching tanner's video on flesh tearer vs lacerate damage and tbh they both seemed bad LOL
calm salmon
ogryn bleed is only good cause damage reduction when around bleeding enemies
and clubs get thunderous so you can do really dumb things with bleed that way
hushed bear
so is uncanny precog the zealot knife meta?
coarse birch
Yes
coarse birch
Executor is good too ye
hushed bear
sweet ty 🙂 that's at least somewhat in line with my psyker dueling sword blessing knowledge and makes more sense than this random bleed stuff im seeing
coarse birch
Some people like riposte
calm salmon
maniac/unyielding/uncanny strike/precognition or executor
that's what I run on my knife
hushed bear
ye riposte uncanny is what i use for dueling sword
coarse birch
Yeah thats good
coarse birch
General rule is if it has uncanny use it
calm salmon
I'm bad with precog so I use executor
hushed bear
ok 😄
calm salmon
the dodge distance and general mobility on knife is problematically good
so I can't proc precog as often as I'd like
mostly just against bosses with giga-telegraphed attacks
calm salmon
Its like a 6 meter dodge or something
hushed bear
lmao omg
im so glad someone else feels that way and not just me while i learn the class
hushed bear
i feel like when im dodging i just fly right out of combat range on accident lol
obtuse stirrup
I think the trouble is knife attracts bad players who write bad guides
coarse birch
So knife can also make it more funky
calm salmon
yeah, so I like uncanny/executor more
obtuse stirrup
It's not a bad weapo
obtuse stirrup
But a lot of the people using it are
hushed bear
maybe executor or riposte would be a better choice for me than precog
im still learning/growing so my gp has a lot of room for improvement
obtuse stirrup
Riposte is crit right?
hushed bear
yeah
coarse birch
Riposte is also on dodge tbf
hushed bear
crit on dodge
obtuse stirrup
Would go great in a crit CDR build
coarse birch
Iirc
obtuse stirrup
Riposte is longer duration
obtuse stirrup
Imo if you are knifefighting, you're actually crit fishing to get your ability back
obtuse stirrup
So you can go back to stealth
hushed bear
Imo if you are knifefighting, you're actually crit fishing to get your ability b...
ye im trying to get some decent crit rate
ill be using crit rate as one of my knife perks
obtuse stirrup
Presuming a knife pervert build