#zealot-class

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coarse birch
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old vet is unironically one of the dumbest things ive ever seen in a video game

calm salmon
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and access to exhi takedown

frank night
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the day has come again

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coarse birch
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although new plasma gun makes me sad

lusty turtle
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50% above 75

calm salmon
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yeah, ironwill is good

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but its definitely costly on the barrier to entry if you're not great

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so I get why people just use shout instead

fading vale
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new plasma someone just went and said hmm, this weapon should cleave, HOW ABOUT 50-100 CLEAVE

royal vortex
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my favorite part about my vet build is that i keep trying to hit ragers with the shovel folded push attack, miss the headshot so i dont stagger them, and then lose most of my health

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i will continue trying

calm salmon
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I just play ogryn these days

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so I can't really fairly criticize other builds

south folio
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rip

calm salmon
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I'm running around with a build that takes 1250 sniper damage down to under 200

south folio
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puri lost his rights by being an ogryn player

coarse birch
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true

lusty turtle
coarse birch
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that is the sacrifice you must make

calm salmon
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look

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fatshark won't give me the spacemg42 on vet

royal vortex
calm salmon
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I gotta get my big mag fix somewhere

frank night
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the bruiser meme

calm salmon
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and ogryn is the only option

coarse birch
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josho fights rager packs better than poxwalker packs

frank night
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has come for hosho

coarse birch
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first man to ever be scared of a horde

calm salmon
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I just like machine guns Sitgryn

royal vortex
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i am playing a RANGED BACKLINER

calm salmon
royal vortex
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i am adhering to my role

south folio
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what if the horde spawns from behind

lusty turtle
fading vale
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honestly we could use more horde enemies

calm salmon
coarse birch
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josho you could bolter bash your way through a poxwalker horde

calm salmon
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i cri :,(,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

royal vortex
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the problem isnt getting through a horde

frank night
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the goose is loose

south folio
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shut up mittins

royal vortex
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its that im running shovel and have no toughness regen outside of confirmed kill

lusty turtle
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Its when poxers challenge josho one on one

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Thats when it falls apart

south folio
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have u considered killing with ur melee for toughness

coarse birch
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Yoga "Oh yeah i think shovel is actually a little op"
Josho: Guys i cant fight poxwalkers im scared help

royal vortex
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arco

frank night
royal vortex
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it is more complicated than that

frank night
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u are a fool

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a boob

south folio
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run me through the process

calm salmon
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have you simply considered exhi takedown on plasma gun

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get 500% toughness from one shot

royal vortex
calm salmon
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into a horde

lusty turtle
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If hes killing them for toughness arco he has to put his bolter away

royal vortex
lusty turtle
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Which means he cant barrel/burster us

south folio
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kill them with your bolter bash

south folio
coarse birch
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thats what i said

royal vortex
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fuck it i will attempt to play darktide

lusty turtle
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Its a very vicious cycle

south folio
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rip josho

coarse birch
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josho is becoming what he swore to destroy

royal vortex
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what did i swear to destroy

calm salmon
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this is why I play ogryn

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I just get made fun of but nothing is a challenge whatthefuck_heresy

frank night
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u smelly boy

royal vortex
lusty turtle
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Anyone wanna be our 4th and anyone wanna be our backup josho if his net dies

coarse birch
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tbf if you dont plan on getting ht

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you dont need DR

calm salmon
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I should do a krourk/power maul PBB build on ogryn

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again

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I hated it the last time I did it

royal vortex
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i do plan on getting hit

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every now and then

calm salmon
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but why not

coarse birch
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or can i be the 4th

frank night
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if I dont get hit by a car I wont need to go to the hospital

south folio
lusty turtle
frank night
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we dont always get what we want

royal vortex
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lowest common denominator

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oh my god what is this

bitter anvil
old badger
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she really fucked me

coarse birch
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truly joshos biggest brain moment

fading vale
calm salmon
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at least its single target

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like

south folio
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oh i've got a scoreboard for you laz

calm salmon
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at least its single target

royal vortex
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it isnt loading is this the part where i talked about not reading tooltips

calm salmon
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though with its buff to uh

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4?

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cleave

south folio
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yeah from 2 to 4.5 iirc?

calm salmon
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its horde performance with rampage isn't bad now either

coarse birch
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where we all went

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your dumb

royal vortex
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oh LMFAO

calm salmon
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I dunno. Dueling Sword is fun to use.

lusty turtle
bitter anvil
frank night
calm salmon
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It just kinda invalidates other options.

south folio
calm salmon
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But its also a weapon with 2 stamina

lusty turtle
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That entire convo i was laughin

frank night
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it's a shame that you cant get closed captions in clips

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cos I'd have a

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'I'm the dumbest fucking guy you'll ever meet'

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from the mouth of the man himself

calm salmon
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800k damage from trauma staff

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1k damage from melee because a rager got too close

south folio
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smh

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my normal playstyle with assail and trauma is usually a relatively even split between ranged and melee

calm salmon
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yeah I literally only use the trauma staff

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regardless of the situation

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I've gotten really good at aiming it at fucked map terrain at least

south folio
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smh smh

old badger
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i use whichever one has the single target shocky thing

calm salmon
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20 crushers? Invulnerable

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20 bulwarks? Invulnerable

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900 ragers? Invulnerable

rigid trellis
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1 blessed rager? dead

calm salmon
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just aim at your feet and become safe

calm salmon
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or brain burst

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or deimos

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see: my random 1k damage

rigid trellis
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I was being facetious but blessed ragers are still my scariest enemy as trauma psyker

calm salmon
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Yeah, anything that's unstaggerable is your weakspot.

fading vale
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can an illisi still 1 shot reapers

calm salmon
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Dueling Sword/deimos is at least good at boss duty

south folio
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hmm

lusty turtle
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am in strike team 50 now @royal vortex @coarse birch

coarse birch
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omw

coarse birch
fading vale
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pre patch 13 you could do it with elites, unyielding, slaughterer, and I forget the name of the warp power one

south folio
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unstable powah

fading vale
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ye

polar nexus
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Ammo vet revolver taking ammo from bolter zealot should not be allowed

umbral kindle
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Bolter zealot should go home and rethink their life tposegryn

polar nexus
umbral kindle
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I've had bolter zealots that forget they're a melee class

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And just inhale every ammo box on the map

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I have little sympathy for bolter zealot

rigid trellis
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I forget I even have the bolter when I use it since it takes so long to pull out

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dont even wanna bother

polar nexus
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Bolter zealots spam bash their enemies to kill them

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No need for melee weapons

umbral kindle
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Only really use it with like, heavy sword if there's a crusher patrol

polar nexus
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Bolter is enough

winged whale
wide sequoia
zealous basin
ember yew
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i remember a few gunpsykers like that

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and ogryns

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people literally sit at 0 ammo until they find some and then instantly make it 0 again

fading vale
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I had 2 brauto zealots on orange less than 5 minutes into the game once

frosty herald
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My fault og

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
pseudo anvil
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is it worth 2300 melk bucks?

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hushed knoll
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Limbsplitter sucks

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Oh wait nevermind I was thinking of something else

ember yew
zinc talon
cerulean moth
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I see that I am not the first to make that joke

zinc talon
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I reached up and grabbed another guy's low hanging fruit on that one

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my genius galaxy brain yes you may now clap was the SES Pride of Pride

nimble fiber
hushed knoll
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Mine is the arbiter of patriotism

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Badass

royal vortex
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gunpsyker is a worse veteran

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coarse birch
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wait dont show that one i look bad

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wait

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oh right old scoreboard

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yeah show that one

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wait those guys killed like no elites or specials

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damn

royal vortex
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the gunlugger rippergryn who fired into every horde had less lesser damage than me

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god bless this loadout

frank night
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u lost on roombing

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royal vortex
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i no longer hunt plasteel

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i leave this to the menials

coarse birch
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even i dont really anymore

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i let arco do it

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or i just accept my lower plasteel games

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even though i kinda need plasteel lol

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grabbing it is too slow

royal vortex
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the premade brainrot sets in

coarse birch
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yeah ill grab it in pubs cause everyone wants a 40 min mission anyway

royal vortex
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sit back, do little, let elites pool up until u can no longer do anything about it

nimble fiber
frosty herald
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Imagine if ironhelm had sunder

coarse birch
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Just slow

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Like premades are usually 20-25 minutes and pubs are like anywhere from 30-50 for me

nimble fiber
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I would probably just leave them at some point

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jesus
mine are 23-26 min

coarse birch
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I try to rush ahead sometimes and see if people will follow but its a small chance it works

nimble fiber
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and I only run quickplay

coarse birch
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Or they just cant handle themselves

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It at least lets me get funny damage sometimes

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nimble fiber
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ay thats something lmao

coarse birch
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Im p uncaring when it comes to pub players

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Like i know what im signing up for

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And now that i can play in premades more often its less grating

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Like 700-800 of my hours in this game are pubs im just kinda numb

nimble fiber
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I would probably sit in the front somewhere and while I wait, I would roll something and chill out

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I said would twice

coarse birch
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It at least made sense lol

nimble fiber
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u infected me xD

royal vortex
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sometimes u get bearable pubs

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other times u get 3 of the finest specimens of sea sponge

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incapable of coherent thought

frank night
royal vortex
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5 wound psyker on 4 wounds corrupted walking into a fire barrel and instantly dying

frank night
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quickplay aurics

royal vortex
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hello mittins

frank night
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hello frank hosbo

royal vortex
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please

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call me mr orlando

coarse birch
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Thats his official name

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He has ascended josho

royal vortex
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i am uploading the clip of the great chasm logistratum clown car

coarse birch
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Lol

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That was one of the craziest ive seen

nimble fiber
royal vortex
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it was real

solar gorge
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non-ogryns trying their best to emulate the legendary woundmaxxing ogryn smh

south folio
royal vortex
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i did not want to get rev memed

nimble fiber
south folio
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consult the edge of a cliff

nimble fiber
frank night
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gooselike aggression

nimble fiber
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right?

frank night
nimble fiber
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I wonder if arco ever played the goose game

south folio
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i've seen some gameplay of it

nimble fiber
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its quite nice actually

fading vale
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I was goose + untitled goose for Halloween once

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I wore a flight suit and a mask

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Now I have a desire to know what stan has been for Halloween

nimble fiber
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a sandwich

fading vale
pseudo anvil
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screw this goddamned challenge

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i have the kill 90 under 30 sec, but this? fcking impossible

fading vale
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not too bad in higher difficulty with a flamer

pseudo anvil
fading vale
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the biggest issue now is teammates killing things too fast I suppose

jaunty lava
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Get a clutch maybe?

nimble fiber
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maybe try with bots?

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burned toast

pseudo anvil
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maybe i should try throwing all 3

nimble fiber
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how could u summon stan again? was it not say burned toast infront of a mirror 3 times

frank night
royal vortex
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god bless the bolter

nimble fiber
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my god, imma send this my friend, when he asks again why people play the bolter, if its ok with u that isKEKW_ogryn

royal vortex
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go for it

coarse birch
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Josho clips are copyrighted

royal vortex
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i am paid well by my sponsors

fading vale
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certainly not posted in a public discord

sly totem
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Lawd bless

fading vale
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best used from cover

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and staggers infinitely to 1000m

sly totem
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Ultimate counter sniper

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Laz what has stan done to your name

royal vortex
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mangled it

fading vale
sly totem
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Guck

fading vale
frank night
nimble fiber
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and we still didn't summon the warlockSitgryn

frank night
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he might be working

drowsy steppe
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Guck

coarse birch
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Probably at this hour

nimble fiber
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I could speak in german if that would summon him idk

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what does stan hate the most?

drowsy steppe
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good, well cooked food

nimble fiber
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lmao

coarse birch
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Yeah

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The gifs dough sends

nimble fiber
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what is spiderman doing in the mountains?

coarse birch
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He also hates it when he gets smoothie all over himself

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Which he does often

nimble fiber
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uhm

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ok

coarse birch
nimble fiber
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bro what

coarse birch
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This is him describing how he gets smoothie all over himself

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He drinks too much

tropic harbor
coarse birch
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At once

nimble fiber
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lmao

drowsy steppe
tropic harbor
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Some day I’m gonna get the sucking right and not run in like a zealot

drowsy steppe
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Cold saltless fries

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❤️

coarse birch
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Mmmm

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All the best parts of fries

nimble fiber
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yes definitely

tropic harbor
drowsy steppe
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feast your eyes

nimble fiber
fading vale
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I've been seeing a lot of cockatoo videos recently

nimble fiber
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cockatoo?

fading vale
drowsy steppe
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cockadoodledeedoes

coarse birch
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Or the mayo chicken

nimble fiber
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oh god pls no

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I haven't and im quite happy about it

fading vale
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how about saltines with ketchup

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left iron
nimble fiber
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thats a lot of ketchup

coarse birch
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Entirely too much ketchup too

nimble fiber
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for 1 cracker????

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how

royal vortex
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for stan it's not enough

coarse birch
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Well id assume he ate them

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Given the ketchup smears

fading vale
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I assume there were multiple crackers harmed in the making of that picture

nimble fiber
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stan why would u do this

coarse birch
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The saltines are the least offensive for me

nimble fiber
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just the amount of ketchup makes me feel uneasy

fading vale
coarse birch
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Better than when he ate the cooked mayo drippings with a spoon

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Just out of the pan

fading vale
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don't forget the soup with a bottle of chlorine next to it

nimble fiber
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bro what

fading vale
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or the soup made with expired cheese

frosty herald
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stan would unironically call hardtack a succulent meal

coarse birch
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Shredded cheese over the sink is starting to look pretty good

royal vortex
nimble fiber
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my stomach feels funny now after eating and seeing this

fading vale
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Apple pie and ice cream mashed together and microwaved

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north sedge
fading vale
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oh how have we forgotten about the mashed potatoes

coarse birch
frank night
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a relentless sequence of culinary atrocities

royal vortex
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i havent eaten in like 2 days and this is killing my desire to

frank night
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go and fucking eat something

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stop aspiring to be the lossman

fading vale
royal vortex
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i dont gamble

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i will never be him

fading vale
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I never knew a bowl of Mac and cheese could look like it was suffering so much

frosty herald
north sedge
coarse birch
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Josho fucking eat

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I thought i was bad

frank night
fading vale
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I'll feed you for valentines day JoshOwO

royal vortex
coarse birch
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Luna and i just discussed the importance of eating

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In here

royal vortex
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how did u survive this long

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if u only just now discovered it

frosty herald
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why do you dumb fuckers not eat

coarse birch
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That's not what i meant u spoon

royal vortex
coarse birch
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Unironically

fading vale
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attempting to evolve to create energy from the sun that gets through the window on occasion

coarse birch
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Or just dont get hungry

nimble fiber
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lmao

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I feel that

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sometimes I only eat once a day

frank night
fading vale
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I had pho last night. Bowl so big I can never finish it and then it gets all soggy truestandespair

frank night
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ur fkn morlocks

royal vortex
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mittins begins to wither if he goes more than 5 minutes without consuming an almond

coarse birch
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I usually eat twice a day id say

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Roughly

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Sometimes only one meal tho

frank night
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I eat three times a day

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and snack in between

coarse birch
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Like actual meal

frank night
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I must feed the WAR MACHINE

coarse birch
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Yeah its closer to one meal for me

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And then lots of snacking

fading vale
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huh squirrels eat almonds

frank night
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why have you done this lazorr

royal vortex
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i usually eat like twice a day

frank night
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ok

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so go and eat

royal vortex
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theres a lot of hours in the day

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plenty of time later

frank night
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there's about to be a massive enemy presence in ur life

coarse birch
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Ok but you also go to sleep in like 3 hours

fading vale
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if you never sleep it's like one long day

royal vortex
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mauler

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scab gunner

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multiple dreg gunners

coarse birch
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Ive basically been nocturnal this week

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My time is all fucked up

royal vortex
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i wonder why

fading vale
coarse birch
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Besides your doing the same thing

frank night
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cos u dont have the NUTRIENTS

royal vortex
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y'roue*

frank night
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to FUNCTION

fading vale
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I've been up since uh

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2am

royal vortex
coarse birch
royal vortex
fading vale
royal vortex
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that is the prologue

frank night
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massive enemy presence

royal vortex
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to this

fading vale
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I love these people that get all serious when playing DT meanwhile we are just holding W and blowing barrels up on eachother

royal vortex
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at one point he said

coarse birch
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Tbf we also complete missions

royal vortex
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"there's a hound chasing me, he might get me"

coarse birch
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Regardless

royal vortex
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stone cold serious

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dude was immersed

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i respect it

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just the uh

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motivational speaking while im trying to solo clutch was not it

north sedge
coarse birch
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Despite joshos assasination attempts

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And dog shooting

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Yeah i would not need a speech

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Mid clutch

royal vortex
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im part of the ordo ATF

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i have to shoot every dog i see

coarse birch
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Cant you do it before i push it to melee it

royal vortex
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40% infested adm

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its a struggle

fading vale
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best DT player ever

royal vortex
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thank u laz i really had to try

fading vale
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how does anyone die

royal vortex
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through death

fading vale
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on ogryn

royal vortex
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presumably

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i mean have u seen ogryn players

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some of these guys do not seem to have monitors

coarse birch
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Probably disabled

royal vortex
fading vale
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you literally just ignored everything shooting you the entire time

obtuse stirrup
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Usually death by trapper for me

fading vale
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with 0 repercussion

royal vortex
obtuse stirrup
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Or on my psyker, death by 2 bruisers sneaking up behind me and swinging simultaneously

coarse birch
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Well not that disabled

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But honestly

frozen glen
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ogryns forget how to slide the moment an enemy is within 5m of them

obtuse stirrup
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Oops there goes ALL OF MY HEALTH

royal vortex
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i know thats not what u meant but it was funny to me

coarse birch
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It would check out

fading vale
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tbf I feel like the average age of an ogryn main is like 45

royal vortex
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gunpsyker is so fun

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its like playing a mosquito

coarse birch
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Thats who the weapons were designed for

coarse birch
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Become vraks 7 psyker

royal vortex
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why would i use anything besides the laspistol

fading vale
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it's the only psyker gun

royal vortex
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it's true.

coarse birch
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Because ur cool

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Graia iag is also fun

royal vortex
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i do not like playing gunpsyker as the backliner that i play vet as

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because u get so much cooler mobility stuff

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i dont really like guns that want u to chill out and ads

coarse birch
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Agri revo 👀

royal vortex
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i am here for the SPEED

coarse birch
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Tbh i just assail/melee most stuff

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Vraks is nice for bosses

fading vale
coarse birch
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And random sniping

royal vortex
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why would i snipe when i can rmb with assail

frozen glen
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assail ds4 trauma is the most underrated psyker build

coarse birch
fading vale
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100% super underrated

coarse birch
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And cause jts fun

royal vortex
royal vortex
coarse birch
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Fr tho graia iag is great for it

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Can be very aggro

fading vale
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laspistol also trashes bosses for some reason

royal vortex
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i play other guns on psyker and then its like

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man i just wanna use the laspistol

coarse birch
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Idk what it is i enjoy las pistiol less on psyker

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I play literally every gun on psyker

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But las pistol

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As much at least

fading vale
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I could never bring myself to use guns on THE SPACE MAGIC CLASS WITH 0 GUN INTERACTIONS

royal vortex
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laspistol psyker is my favorite way to use laspistol because u just hipfire dd targets

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well guess what laz it has gun interactions now kind of

coarse birch
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Yeah laz

royal vortex
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(u get free warp damage)

fading vale
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oh wow

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insaaaaane

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much cool

coarse birch
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(I also dont like vet and ogryn that much)

royal vortex
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(there's 1 talent that gives up to 20% warp damage for using non-force weapons to kill)

coarse birch
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I mostly just like scriers and dd

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And assail is fun although stupidly op

north sedge
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Scrier's gunz

fading vale
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no they killed assail and void

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with minor nerfs

royal vortex
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i like laspistol gunpsyker because it's the fastest laspistol gameplay

coarse birch
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Oh you right

royal vortex
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and ur just MOSQUITO mode

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like derpy

coarse birch
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I like speed on psyker but with my melee

royal vortex
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zippin around

coarse birch
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Less so with the gun

frozen glen
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derpy uses the revolver

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but he doesnt shoot it

fading vale
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derpy would be in the back trying not to die with 90 toughness

royal vortex
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u take the speed because ur abusing empathic evasion

coarse birch
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I play psyker for the melee

royal vortex
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and u just zoom around gunners

frozen glen
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he uses melee revolver

royal vortex
#

it is so fun and so cancer

#

who needs twbs

coarse birch
royal vortex
#

the bullets simply phase through me

#

within the first 2 mins of his first 3 toughness curio match i blew a burster up on yoshi and he didnt realize it was me

coarse birch
#

Tbf i wouldnt have been able to push that one far enough

royal vortex
#

i was gettin it over with

#

yea

coarse birch
#

He then attempted it again

#

Later on

#

But failed

royal vortex
#

it's not me

fading vale
#

that's when you wait for josho to walk up a staircase with a barrel directly beneath him

royal vortex
#

it's the bolter

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

Im too nice to blow people up

#

Well

#

Maybe arco

obtuse stirrup
frozen glen
#

arco can blow himself up

royal vortex
#

sometimes u just gotta detonate

coarse birch
fading vale
#

you can blow josho up don't feel bad

frozen glen
#

someone teach arco to right click on plasma

royal vortex
#

do not harm me

#

i am naturally stupid

coarse birch
#

I would if he played plasma

royal vortex
#

i will do it on my own

coarse birch
#

But hes revo columnus

royal vortex
#

meta slave

coarse birch
#

Mk6 psword

#

Shout

frozen glen
#

arco is a basic BITCH

royal vortex
#

u must embrace the bolter engine

fading vale
#

I like how quickly that game spiraled immediately after I barreled you

royal vortex
#

i was rooting for the cspawn

fading vale
#

tbf you deserved it for killing everything with broken glugger

frozen glen
#

darkin my tide until this mrbeast video finishes

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coarse birch
#

Wym glugger is cool

fading vale
#

this was when glugger fire was bugged

coarse birch
#

Ah

#

Tbf its still dumb

royal vortex
#

i hate ogryn guns

#

so gunlugger is lame

frozen glen
#

glugger 100-0ing bosses faster than a thammer

coarse birch
#

The entirety of ogryn needs a rework honestly

#

At least the weapons and tree

royal vortex
#

what does that leave to not be reworked

coarse birch
#

Ogryn is tragic

#

Like base movement and stuff

fading vale
royal vortex
#

ogryn could be so cool

coarse birch
#

If they want to keep him clunky

#

Hes dumb fun at first

frosty herald
#

new armor for lies of p goes so hard

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coarse birch
#

And then ive experienced it all by level 40

#

And everything is so free and uninteractive

fading vale
#

I played ogryn for like, 4 or 5 days and was like wow this class is dumb

coarse birch
#

Like i can do broken gun build or broken heavy attack build

#

Yes very interesting

torn yoke
#

what's the least important stat for flamer?

royal vortex
#

broken gun build (equip the kickback)

coarse birch
fading vale
coarse birch
#

Wait

frozen glen
#

wtf misinfo

fading vale
coarse birch
#

Yeah i can read

#

I swear

royal vortex
#

trying to lead others ASTRAY

coarse birch
#

I would never

#

I am a good citizen

fading vale
#

feel free to dump ammo a bit too

obtuse stirrup
coarse birch
#

You blew me up and i didnt even attempt revenge

obtuse stirrup
#

5 heavies then lightspam

royal vortex
#

curse of seven poxbursters in a spawn door upon you

obtuse stirrup
#

Heavy when your toughness gets drained or there's some serious meat in front of you

frozen glen
#

i accidentally joined the server vc and an eastern european approached me

fading vale
#

one time Josho even killed both of us to a barrel at the end of the match and caused us to lose

#

smh

royal vortex
#

are you talking about when we BOTH hit the barrel at the same time

#

u fucker

coarse birch
#

I cant believe this

#

Although josho is better now

#

Idk when you last played with us laz

fading vale
#

you hit it at least several milliseconds after I did ok

royal vortex
#

i play on 60fps do u think it looked like that for me

coarse birch
#

Well ive never played with you

royal vortex
#

NO

coarse birch
#

Im too new

fading vale
#

I haven't played in a minute tbh

royal vortex
#

the last time laz played he suffered through normal twins

frozen glen
#

josho its valentines

#

get urself a 120hz monitor

royal vortex
#

no

coarse birch
#

TRUE

fading vale
#

yeah that was the last time I played

royal vortex
#

first on the agenda is eating

coarse birch
#

josho please

fading vale
#

had no idea wtf was happening with the twins

coarse birch
#

I cant see you like this

frozen glen
#

josho is gonna fkin eat in 60hz

#

this is so sad

coarse birch
#

Neither did josho apparently

royal vortex
fading vale
#

no he stealth caxe carried me

royal vortex
#

the twins soundtrack is so fkin good

coarse birch
#

I meant when he didnt know that stepping on landmines made them blow up

#

Like you know

fading vale
#

I kept standing in gas and getting corrupted

coarse birch
#

Landmines

royal vortex
#

he THROWS them

#

at you

#

im sorry for thinking he would be smart enough to be throwing GRENADES

coarse birch
#

Clearly mines worked better

royal vortex
#

luj asdhz:KSDFBHJK.GDFBJNZHK.GFBDXH/KN,GDBJ

#

SDFGVBK;NJNG

fading vale
#

what's for lunch josho

coarse birch
#

U dweeb

frozen glen
#

the lingering grenades on the ground that have a suspiciously long fuse time

coarse birch
#

And make a noise when you step on them

royal vortex
royal vortex
coarse birch
#

Josho eat food

fading vale
#

I never noticed mines the one time I did twins lol

royal vortex
#

see

#

im not stupid

frozen glen
#

josho stop consuming energy drinks as lunch

coarse birch
#

They are less prominent in not hard mode

royal vortex
#

i have never drank an energy drink

fading vale
royal vortex
#

not once

coarse birch
#

Do you not need caffeine

frozen glen
#

how did u drink alcohol before uve had an energy drink

coarse birch
#

Hasnt he not drank

fading vale
#

what do you drink while binging dt

north sedge
#

Energy drinks are nasty

royal vortex
#

i am not an energy drink enjoyer

coarse birch
#

Tbf i think i might have drank alchohol before energy drinks

fading vale
#

I won't believe that you drink water

coarse birch
#

I didnt need caffeine till more recently

royal vortex
#

a mix of water and soda

fading vale
#

you mix water and soda? OK stan

royal vortex
#

no

#

what the hell

#

u know that is NOT what i just meant

#

u cannot do this to me

fading vale
#

Idk wym

north sedge
royal vortex
#

bay leaf

#

that shit is fuckin GOLD dude

coarse birch
#

You did say you mix them

royal vortex
#

a mix of

coarse birch
#

No milk?

royal vortex
#

fk u

coarse birch
#

Shame

royal vortex
#

suffer

coarse birch
#

Yeah a mix of the 2 drinks

#

What else would you mix

fading vale
#

what kind of pop do you drink

royal vortex
#

im going to mix ur skull with a hydraulic press

#

its over for u

frozen glen
#

thats not how mixing works

coarse birch
#

Thats not how presses work either

royal vortex
#

so much for the tolerant left 🙄

royal vortex
#

most kinds really

#

dr pepper is a favorite

coarse birch
#

Josho you should be more like the randos you call sponges and learn some more info before slinging insults at me

frozen glen
#

how much water do u mix with it

coarse birch
#

Dr pepper is the best

royal vortex
#

90% water 10% soda

fading vale
#

man I haven't had just soda in a long time

coarse birch
#

I dont drink soda though

royal vortex
#

i make em last

coarse birch
#

Esp now that i drink energy drinks i dropped soda

royal vortex
obtuse stirrup
#

Look at all these weirdos not subsisting solely off of tea

fading vale
#

I really only drank energy drinks in college when doing jagerbombs

coarse birch
#

That certainly is a way to do it lol

#

I need it cause i make poor sleeping choices

royal vortex
#

i wonder why

fading vale
#

been a bit wary of too much energy drink ever since a 5 hour energy gave me a panic attack lol

coarse birch
#

Hey you play just as late

#

Josho

#

Mr ive been up since 2 am

royal vortex
#

at least u dont have a cat that dms u at 5 in the morning to judge u for ur shitty choices

fading vale
#

I fell asleep at like 8pm so waking up at 2 ain't that bad

frozen glen
#

u have a cat?

coarse birch
#

Although i do need to work

royal vortex
frozen glen
#

is mittins ur personal pet

frosty herald
royal vortex
#

i would kill myself if that was the case

frosty herald
#

you will transcend space and time

#

or get a heart attack

#

its 50/50

coarse birch
#

Probably a heart attack

royal vortex
#

neither of those sound appealing

fading vale
#

I could just drink panera lemonade instead

frosty herald
#

drink the original four loco recipe

royal vortex
#

remember to palm the middle of ur bread loaf

fading vale
#

man have you ever shotgunned a four loco

#

shit is gross

coarse birch
#

Thats why i haven't

#

Lol

royal vortex
#

cannot say i have

fading vale
#

I did lots of dumb drinking stuff in college

coarse birch
#

Most people do

#

I am an exception

royal vortex
#

are you now

coarse birch
#

I am boring

fading vale
#

bring 150 jello shots to parties

#

good times

coarse birch
#

Yeah i only drink socially

#

And its usually not much cause i tend to be driving

fading vale
#

also

#

grape jello

#

is an abomination

frozen glen
#

grape flavored things dont exist

fleet zealot
#

My roommates call grape koolaid juice

coarse birch
#

Some grape stuff is ok

#

Like Popsicles

royal vortex
#

imagine knowing what a grape is

fading vale
#

we used to make a batch of grape jello shots and without fail nearly everyone would gag

coarse birch
royal vortex
#

up to interpretation

coarse birch
#

Do you take me for some kind of hooligan

frozen glen
#

a scoundrel

royal vortex
#

im just asking questions

#

🙂

fading vale
#

a scallywag

#

what happened to Mr hey I have a girlfriend

coarse birch
#

Oh god

frozen glen
#

who

fading vale
#

Mort

coarse birch
#

That sounds annoying

#

Oh

#

Wait

frozen glen
#

hes in the other server

coarse birch
#

Yeah its been a minute

#

Since i saw mort

royal vortex
#

he was crushed under the weight of a thousand walmart job applications

fading vale
#

lol

frozen glen
#

have u been keeping track of his life

fading vale
#

I was just reminded of mort when I found this earlier

royal vortex
#

no and i got bored of reading other people talking about it so i left that server

fading vale
coarse birch
#

Wait its valentine's today isnt it

#

I forgor

royal vortex
#

it isnt if u dont look at the calendar

coarse birch
#

I mean it couldn't matter less to me so

frozen glen
#

take ur so out on a date

coarse birch
#

Might as well not be

fading vale
#

yeah, happy couples CAN BURN IN HELL

coarse birch
#

Thats not what i meant 😭

royal vortex
#

u have steve

#

be content

fleet zealot
fading vale
#

who makes this shit

#

and why

fleet zealot
#

Idk

#

But imagine my shock when i ask for juice

#

And i get grape koolaid

fading vale
#

oof

coarse birch
#

F

fleet zealot
#

Imagine being that much of a failure of a parent that your spawn thinks koolaid=juice

fading vale
#

you ever have lemonade from a soul food place

frozen glen
#

it has riboflavin

fleet zealot
#

I grew up broke as well but my mom at least bought the frozen juice concentrate

coarse birch
#

Idk when i last went to get soul food

fleet zealot
#

That i cant remember the name of

#

Horchata!

#

Thats it

coarse birch
#

Oh that does slap

fading vale
#

like, someone's house turned into a restaurant

coarse birch
#

I lived in the middle of nowhere

fading vale
#

that food slapped

coarse birch
#

Had to drive 30 mins for like

#

Pizza hut

fading vale
#

oof

fleet zealot
#

Thats just normal suburban sprawl

#

Nearest place i can sit down and eat is 2 miles away from my house

fading vale
#

30 minutes for a pizza hut is not what I would call normal

coarse birch
#

30 mins for anything really

#

Ig there was a grocery store closer to 15-20 mins

fading vale
#

you didn't have some sketchy like, local town buffet?

coarse birch
#

Nah

#

Local was like

#

The other 3 houses in the neighborhood lol

fading vale
#

damn

coarse birch
#

The absolute shortest you could drive was 10 mins and get food but it was like a convenience store

fading vale
#

I lived in the middle of nowhere as well at one point, didn't even have DSL so had to have satellite internet

wraith helm
coarse birch
#

Yeah same

#

We had dial up and then satellite

fading vale
#

we got a T1 line run to the house cause they offered it lol

#

and my dad felt bad cause divorce so he paid like $400 a month for a T1 line just for me

coarse birch
#

Damn

#

We have ec fiber now at least

#

Took a minute tho

#

Now that im moved out lol

fading vale
#

400 bucks for a whopping 1.5mbps

coarse birch
#

Oh boy

#

I remember back then i had to print stuff if i wanted to keep it

hushed knoll
#

What is DSL

coarse birch
#

Cause i could use internet so rarely

fading vale
hushed knoll
#

Oh

coarse birch
#

So i have a like 80 page document i printed for a final fantasy game

fading vale
#

lol

coarse birch
#

Or just like entire gamefaqs stuff

#

Just printed out

#

Now i can just look it up and put it on my second monitor

#

I will say those days had charm

fading vale
#

remember when game guide books were cool

coarse birch
#

I still have some

#

From the ps2

#

For final fantasy X and XII

#

Also nintendo power for zelda games

#

Those were my dads tho

#

Well all of them were but i basically got them lol

fading vale
#

I think I played ff7 and the one with the super cool underwater soccer volleyball thing

coarse birch
#

Thats 10

#

Or X

#

Assuming you mean blitzball

fading vale
#

yeah

#

I remember liking it as a kid but

#

I don't think people like it

coarse birch
#

I dont hate it

#

But its kinda rng abusing

#

And it can be hard to figure out whats happening

#

You can get really op tho

#

I remember winning like 15-0 often

north sedge
#

10 is well regarded generally

#

just has some goofy moments, like the laugh

fading vale
north sedge
#

ah

fleet zealot
light holly
fleet zealot
#

Vore freaks

coarse birch
#

Cause i got my team so OP from grinding for wakkas celestial weapon lol

#

Yeah 10 is like top 3 most well regarded probs

#

7/6/10

nimble fiber
#

henlo

#

what did I miss? pogryn

coarse birch
#

Not a ton

nimble fiber
coarse birch
#

Josho made a few death threats at me and i insulted him

#

Then we talked about old internet

nimble fiber
#

lmao

#

is arco still behaving like a silly goose?

#

also did stan appear yet

hushed knoll
#

Hui

#

Hi

#

I was summioned

#

Summarized

#

Summoned

nimble fiber
#

hello there :D

hushed knoll
nimble fiber
#

uhm
what do u wear on halloween stan?

coarse birch
#

Hello Stan

hushed knoll
#

I'm mad because my friend went out and shoveled without me knowing, never asked for help, and then is annoyed with me that I didn't help

#

I was busy with other stuff and legit had no idea

#

Am I the asshole here?

coarse birch
#

The classic

nimble fiber
#

lmao

#

nope

coarse birch
#

No lol

nimble fiber
#

how would u know lol

#

there fault for not asking

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

He said "We're all [redacted]years old and live in the same place I shouldn't have to ask"

coarse birch
#

🤨

#

Ig he was annoyed you werent already doing it

nimble fiber
#

I am also [redacted] years old

hushed knoll
#

Meanwhile I was the only one who worked yesterday lol

#

Everyone else had off because of the snow but I worked online

#

In the past we've all said "let's go out at xyz time and get the driveway done"

nimble fiber
#

u have snow? lol

hushed knoll
#

We had a storm yesterday

nimble fiber
#

its so rainy over here

worldly nebula
hushed knoll
#

Because he hates waiting and just goes and does things

coarse birch
#

We have some snow here

hushed knoll
#

And then gets mad and is like "I did it all by myself"

nimble fiber
#

lol

#

he thinks you're a warlock 4 real

hushed knoll
#

He's like "we're all adults I shouldn't have to ask"

coarse birch
#

Might be worth trying to figure out how you wanna do it then

#

If hes that worried about it

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

I'm like bro I'm not a mind reader

north sedge
#

he's negging you

coarse birch
#

Like making a schedule/agreement

#

But yeah

#

Hes just being an ass

worldly nebula
#

You’re all independent adults, so maybe you should have a responsible conversation about it

hushed knoll
#

If I had looked outside and seen you I would've gone out and helped but I legit had no idea

hushed knoll
#

Which doesn't make sense to me

coarse birch
#

Hes just being dumb then

#

You can't do much else

worldly nebula
#

Clearly the two of you have unresolved tension different opinions about the right time to go shovel snow

nimble fiber
#

definitely

north sedge
#

as an adult you're supposed to use psychic powers to determine things

hushed knoll
#

I told him having a conversation about a group effort isn't childish

#

Sorry I'm just getting this off my chest

nimble fiber
#

its alright

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

I feel like I get blamed for not doing things or being lazy when I do tons of stuff all the time around the house and tbh the house would be in a much worse state without me there

coarse birch
#

Hide the shovel next time so he has to come find you and ask where the shovel is then you can do it together easier

hushed knoll
#

And his girlfriend and my other roomate are useless when it comes to mess

royal vortex
#

he will simply intuit the information

#

according to his own beliefs

coarse birch
#

It also sounds like he will explode if he can't shovel the snow

hushed knoll
#

Him and I take on the majority of the cleaning

#

But yet I get blamed

#

God forbid he yells at his GF who legit does jack shit

worldly nebula
hushed knoll
#

She definitely didn't go out and shovel yesterday

#

My one roomie can't be talked to about anything

#

He takes it as a personal attack

#

I love the guy to death but he's an asshole

coarse birch
#

I mean yeah its hard to talk to people like that

worldly nebula
#

So, when are you gonna move out?

obtuse stirrup
#

Mental health thing?

hushed knoll
#

Oh I love my friends and my house and stuff

#

I just get frustrated with things

obtuse stirrup
#

There's a lot of reasons why people can be like that tbf

#

but it's frustrating as hell

coarse birch
#

Can you talk to other people about him

hushed knoll
#

Me and my friends have a great relationship don't get me wrong

#

Not everything is perfect tho

coarse birch
#

Idk if a group discussion would go any better

obtuse stirrup
#

I've got a bit of rejection sensitive dysphoria myself but I can be talked to at least

worldly nebula
obtuse stirrup
#

imagine a world where everybody felt ok with getting, could access, and could afford, therapy (that is actually effective)

hushed knoll
#

Sorry I'm just ranting

#

I have a great life

coarse birch
#

Its fine

obtuse stirrup
#

genuinely think 100% of people would benefit from it

hushed knoll
#

I just feel like I get the short end of the stick

fleet zealot
obtuse stirrup
#

even mentally healthy people

hushed knoll
#

With things