@sterile stone come here and explain yourself
#zealot-class
ivory marlin
frozen glen
⬆️ ⬇️ ➡️ ⬅️ moment
ivory marlin
In front of the court
Im more of a 
kind of guy
I’ve played 3 days in a row and can remember how to orb strike and call down incendiary mines
frozen glen
reinforce is the only thing ive memorized cuz i change my strats regularly
tropic harbor
Did Darcy get banned just for that steam post? I found it and it was pretty tame
ivory marlin
reinforce is the only thing ive memorized cuz i change my strats regularly
I keep orb strike amr incendiary mines and either turret or supply pack depending on if im solo or no
polar nexus
she went full intifada on the playtesters iirc
ivory marlin
Did Darcy get banned just for that steam post? I found it and it was pretty tame
Darcy had a history of wild takes, i think the post was more of a cherry on top kind of deal
tropic harbor
...did they deserve it?
ivory marlin
Hell yes
tropic harbor
Guys, we gotta start a grassroots movement to get Darcy unbanned
ivory marlin
No
drowsy steppe
Nah it was the dozens of screenshots she tagged me that was the last straw basically
How she tried to smear fireant
tropic harbor
Oh, so it wasn't petty stuff...
drowsy steppe
She instigated it lmao
tropic harbor
Yeah, I see that now
ivory marlin
Yeah darcy lore goes wild
tropic harbor
I know there was one schitzo person here who kept making different accounts and getting mad at people. Was that her too?
polar nexus
Clara
sterile stone
<@401737241115754527> come here and explain yourself
In a helldive diff mission
1 sec
drowsy steppe
Hello argus
tropic harbor
I remember talking to one of the alts for like half an hour in DMs, even got them to send me a link to their discord
drowsy steppe
Who
ivory marlin
Im sueing argus for bombing me deliberately
tropic harbor
they immediatly recended, and I regret not clicking on it to this day.
Clara
Damn thems were the good old days. And look at us now. We're old.
drowsy steppe
Clara the schitzo who made alt accounts ye
ivory marlin
Ew my birthday is in 3 months
tropic harbor
I was at first legitimately concerned about them freaking out, then realized no, they're just batshit crazy.
drowsy steppe
@frozen glen HD2 ain't my game brotha
ivory marlin
Mal cant kiss any dementia ridden goth half elfs in hd2 so he’s not interested
ember yew
livid siren
It's true
drowsy steppe
Lmao
tropic harbor
Then there was Josho, the bottomest bottom and femmiest femboy. He died. It's very tragic.
drowsy steppe
Josho catching strays
ivory marlin
@royal vortex you died right?
drowsy steppe
😭
livid siren
ivory marlin
Josho died
tropic harbor
ivory marlin
I love stan
livid siren
And the juice went all over the steering wheel
ivory marlin
I shoulda licked the steering wheel
drowsy steppe
Just as I was forgetting that Stans weird taste in food
livid siren
I shoulda licked the steering wheel
sterile stone
<@401737241115754527> come here and explain yourself
So hol up
ivory marlin
Explain
ivory marlin
In a court of law
sterile stone
And secondly
ivory marlin
Explain how you accidentally threw an orb at me
sterile stone
You walked into the blast radius
sterile stone
Plus Ancient and I have found out Orbs don't go exactly where you aim them
livid siren
where did josho go
ivory marlin
Literally typing “oh shit argus im stuck on a rock” then i got orb struck
drowsy steppe
Silly muse
ivory marlin
Plus Ancient and I have found out Orbs don't go exactly where you aim them
The ball for the orb hit me argus
I did get accidental revenge tho
I was tryna protect him from bugs and accidentally shot him
I think
Idk
He called me a murderer so i think i shot him
ivory marlin
Silly muse
Ok judge mal is he innocent or guilty
drowsy steppe
Yuh no image perms
ivory marlin
Rip
drowsy steppe
Sadly
royal vortex
<@445566734255259648> you died right?
i legally died in a tragic boating accident
frozen glen
who dies in a boating accident lmaoooooooo
livid siren
ivory marlin
who dies in a boating accident lmaoooooooo
Real
ivory marlin
Red add me on steam smh
livid siren
ol unsinkable
ivory marlin
We gotta helldive
frozen glen
im helldiving rn
frozen glen
shut the fuck up flip
ivory marlin
Im not cuz its 1 am
frozen glen
we're helldiving
zealous basin
uninstall all the
frozen glen
shut the fuck up
ivory marlin
Hi flip
frozen glen
what lvl are u
ivory marlin
Damn
zealous basin
10 :(
ivory marlin
Im lvl 8
zealous basin
im baby...
frozen glen
LMAOOOOOOOO
ivory marlin
But i also mainly play solo
livid siren
that new fangled helldivers game looks pretty neat
dying violently for democracy seems pretty fun
ivory marlin
@sterile stone remembers when i was so epic and cool and soloed that stalker
Flip and red add me on steam
zealous basin
a
ivory marlin
dying violently for democracy seems pretty fun
I only have 2 clips but i wish i had more
sterile stone
<@401737241115754527> remembers when i was so epic and cool and soloed that stal...
Aw man you're gonna love fucken Helldive diff
There's endless hordes of stalkers
ivory marlin
This is my only other clip
ivory marlin
There's endless hordes of stalkers
That sounds so yummy ngl
sterile stone
I wanna try to make death captain before I log off tonight
livid siren
seems like the game would fry my steam engine of a pc
sterile stone
Though with the game randomly booting me back to my ship
livid siren
simply too pretty
sterile stone
Who knows
ivory marlin
My 2070 cant handle it past ultra
ivory marlin
Though with the game randomly booting me back to my ship
Didn’t they shut the servers down for a few hours to fix all that shot
livid siren
this one fights for liberty
ivory marlin
this one fights for liberty
I am that cat
sterile stone
And my anti material rifle
I'ma be real
Some weapons work right
Like my flawless helldive sess
Iw as using default weapons
ivory marlin
I love my amr
sterile stone
But the anti mat rifle doesn't do shit
ivory marlin
Nothing besides me dying irl will take it away from me
sterile stone
ivory marlin
Or i accidentally summon my railgun
ivory marlin
<:O_shaggywtf:992662440632406097>
Haters gonna hate but that amr was the reason i soloed that stalker
delicate shadow
just run a revolver with surgical and handcannon lmaoooo
ivory marlin
But I don’t own the premium pass
No revolver for me
Im stuck on using the redeemer
sterile stone
Haters gonna hate but that amr was the reason i soloed that stalker
If you saw the average loadout of Impossible +
You'd understand
Most guns will just dink off enemies cause heavy armor
ivory marlin
Damn
buoyant pecan
rough galleon
it do be great fun
steep flame
This is my only other clip
is it good or mid?
tribal root
https://tenor.com/view/sam-lake-alan-wake-2-alan-wake-max-payne-face-gif-1790217...
SAM LAKE YOU HACK
fading vale
they released a message that said: we doubled our login capacity and bandaided a couple things but then hit max capacity 5.5 minutes later
I don't think they were anticipating so many players
frosty herald
It hit 100k concurrent
Using an orbital strike on my position to fling me in the general direction of my team
fading vale
It hit 100k concurrent
their message said it went from 250k to 360k in 5.5 minutes and the login capacity went from 13k per minute to 26k per minute
sacred jay
So does loner only have effect on zealot and now benefits to the team?
frank night
they hit the weed crowd
based on how many open mics I've had on my team with the coughs of the fkn damned
obtuse stirrup
based on how many open mics I've had on my team with the coughs of the fkn damne...
See, us responsible stoners use push to talk
obtuse stirrup
So does loner only have effect on zealot and now benefits to the team?
Yep. It's either just a sad node you take for pathing, or it's for trying to go assassin
which is certainly a playstyle
frank night
See, us responsible stoners use push to talk
the pro is that I got to hear a guy's soul audibly leave his body when he got attacked by a stalker mid-cough
obtuse stirrup
speedrunners also take it but they're not playing with their team so they can go fuck off
sacred jay
Honestly it should have something like your team would get benefit of full coherency if you go wander off
obtuse stirrup
I used to be quite extreme against Loner until I actually properly tried it
sacred jay
Or something
obtuse stirrup
yeah, that'd be way better
I mean, it's acceptable in this game to go off in pairs imo
Going loner means you can do a 3/1 formation too
sacred jay
If the zealot learns to dodge trappers
obtuse stirrup
but you better not get tagged by a trapper or a dog
yeah
You gotta really have your eyes and ears peeled
If you just run off and try to knife fight everything 1v1 then you're an idiot
Never ever engage in a fair fight if you're using a knife
focus on distracted targets and have an escape plan
sacred jay
I always viewed it like coherency ok if you go like hunt down specialist from difficult spot and returning
obtuse stirrup
I always viewed it like coherency ok if you go like hunt down specialist from di...
That's the assassin niche imo
specialists and ranged elites
sacred jay
If you remember return part
obtuse stirrup
basically you're a brain rupture that has to actually close the distance with the targets
well you can chain a few assassinates before they all turn around and realise you're murdering them
get everything in the cluster that you can
if you can chain into another shroudfield even better though
crit CDR is really good
but for fucks sake know how to cut your losses and gtfo
It's probably the most unstable playstyle
on any class
and it's also probably less good than most of them too
sacred jay
I mean it certainly has that slayer rampage feel, until you get trounced
obtuse stirrup
but it's so fucking fun I still encourage it lol
It's the TF2 spy experience
You can do some crazy shit but really is it actually better than another person with a sword and a gun (or some spooky mind powers)
probably not, but we don't play games just to win them, we play them to win while having as much fun as we can
sacred jay
Also i recently got mk4 catachan on zealot but it doesnt feel as good for backpoking as 3
obtuse stirrup
Also i recently got mk4 catachan on zealot but it doesnt feel as good for backpo...
Mark IV catachan is devil's claw?
mark III is combat blade?
wait, I guess you mean mk VI
that one's more of a hybrid knife, I hear it's more favoured to have haymaker and for veteran and psyker
If you wanna assassinate it's gotta be a III
sacred jay
Ah ok
calm salmon
that one's more of a hybrid knife, I hear it's more favoured to have haymaker an...
no, still uncanny strike/executor/precognition
haymaker is a pretty big meme on the mk6 knife
obtuse stirrup
thank you for the correction
calm salmon
It only works on ogryn clubs because you can hit three or 4 ragers per heavy attack and wipe em out
or a couple maulers etc
sacred jay
Mercy killer and flesh tearer combo
calm salmon
i hate you and I don't even know you
though the real meme answer would've been flesh tearer/lacerate
get with the times
nimble fiber
steep flame
Peaceful dog
solar gorge
sacred jay
i hate you and I don't even know you
Is it bad combo?
fading vale
though the real meme answer would've been flesh tearer/lacerate
well, generally on any knife you want uncanny strike
it's by far the best blessing
bleed does low damage in general, especially without rending to certain enemies
uncanny makes bleed do full damage to everything plus some
frank night
post steve
fading vale
also precog is usually considered the best second blessing, but you could run executor flesh tearer or riposte too
calm salmon
Ah. I see.
fading vale
post steve
frank night
excellent steve
fading vale
you mean a hoodie
fading vale
he's laying back in between me and my arm
while I was sitting
if that helps with the perspective
native cargo
Steve looks perfectly placed. He is a professional at image taking.
Truly a cat in between you and your arm
calm salmon
if that helps with the perspective
saying it was a hoodie made it click, fwiw. Pretty thick stitching on the pocket to be a tee
royal vortex
do u know the 1 thing worse than a silent burster
ur dodges getting CANCELLED
by the evil swedish wizards
royal vortex
nope
you can watch the dodge counter go back to neutral instantly
when you dodge into something you also don't move, i had the movement range and then it teleported me back
nimble fiber
nice that tech could work for me 2 then
nimble fiber
sara xD
frosty herald
Going band for band with the sofia river ants
royal vortex
Hi MITTINS
@frank night
ivory marlin
Good morning nerds
hushed knoll
Hi
ivory marlin
Hi stan
royal vortex
Pretty Gucci hbu
thriving
hushed knoll
Oh yeah?
royal vortex
allegedly
hushed knoll
Good to hear 
frank night
nimble fiber
Good morning nerds
hello silly muse
ivory marlin
What ever happened to mort?
royal vortex
mort was crushed under five tons of walmart job applications
hushed knoll
royal vortex
was i ever really living
royal vortex
i am not a scarab
if u continue to call me a scarab i will not return to the racoon or frog form
ivory marlin
This gif says otherwise josho
nimble fiber
come at me
hushed knoll
<:peepowowcry:712780977306468422>
I am sorry if I back seat gamed the other day
I hope you can forgive me
I was simply panicking
frank night
the issue was not
the back seat gaming
the issue was you having the USAF strafe me at random
frank night
this will not hold up under court martial stan
hushed knoll
Oh wow
royal vortex
if i was a dung rolling beetle my first ball wouldve included u
evidently this has not happened
runic rune
Does carapace dmg on revolver actually give any substantial breakpoints? is it worth running?
frank night
i will have forgotten in 48 hours
royal vortex
and i am quite certain you are shit
hushed knoll
I have gotten better lol I am now a sentry turret ho
ivory marlin
Guys what bug vibes do i give off
royal vortex
Does carapace dmg on revolver actually give any substantial breakpoints? is it w...
i think it helps for throwing knives https://streamable.com/qzijg3
otherwise i dont know
faint vapor
Does carapace dmg on revolver actually give any substantial breakpoints? is it w...
I find it helps, rending past 100% gives damage at 1/4th rate
hushed knoll
Guys what bug vibes do i give off
Amoeba
nimble fiber
what
faint vapor
Handcannon my beloved
ivory marlin
I meant like insect
hushed knoll
Amoeba
faint vapor
I meant like insect
Rolly polly
ivory marlin
Stan amoeba arent insects
ivory marlin
Rolly polly
Greatest day of my life
hushed knoll
EW NO THEY ARE NOT ROLLY POLLYS THAT TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH
ivory marlin
:(
hushed knoll
Stan amoeba arent insects
They are if I say they are
nimble fiber
Guys what bug vibes do i give off
jiminy the cricket
faint vapor
EW NO THEY ARE NOT ROLLY POLLYS THAT TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH
Blacklisted from the rolly polly game
ivory marlin
jiminy the cricket
Worst day of my life
hushed knoll
More specifically the blue footed booby
ivory marlin
You have no place to talk about consumption of strange things dear stan
nimble fiber
blackbirds are pretty cool
drowsy steppe
Guys what bug vibes do i give off
Roach
ivory marlin
Mal
nimble fiber
oof mal
ivory marlin
Your words cut deep
nimble fiber
mine was nicer xD
ivory marlin
I liked when someone said pill bug
drowsy steppe
I say all my words with intentions
hushed knoll
You have no place to talk about consumption of strange things dear stan
I don’t do any strange things
nimble fiber
lies
ivory marlin
You “spilled juice on your steering wheel”
drowsy steppe
LMAO
ivory marlin
And tried to lick it off
hushed knoll
Oh
nimble fiber
bro what
hushed knoll
How else would you clean it
nimble fiber
uh towel?
ivory marlin
Also the mac and cheese
drowsy steppe
Tissue
ivory marlin
Lest we forget the stan mac incident
hushed knoll
I don’t remember the juice
nimble fiber
remember
royal vortex
I don’t remember the juice
but you do know where you put them
ivory marlin
nimble fiber
hm
nimble fiber
so he thought about it?
spare dome
Hands at 10 and 2 at all times. Tongue at 12.
hushed knoll
but you do know where you put them
😒
royal vortex
cold burgers with ketchup
stan
if you need someone to talk to
i am always available
ivory marlin
Stan at least warm it up
hushed knoll
Cold burgers are great and you can make burger salad with them
ivory marlin
Or put the ketchup under the bun
nimble fiber
not in a microwave tho
royal vortex
do not do this
frank night
i am always available
despite healthcare professionals' advice
royal vortex
you're relapsing
spare dome
lmao
royal vortex
no burger salad
ivory marlin
Its scary
royal vortex
spare dome
nah
nimble fiber
its something alright
spare dome
its like every communique is an M Night Shyamalan movie
royal vortex
you have to brace yourself when talking to stan
because every sentence can very suddenly veer off the tracks and crash you somewhere in the wilderness
ivory marlin
Wouldn’t be surprised is it turns out stan is a warp entity just tryna pass as a human
frank night
you have not been ruthlessly murdered by stan
royal vortex
he does that too yeah
nimble fiber
Cold burgers are great and you can make burger salad with them
stan what is your favorite breakfast?
royal vortex
crushes your skull in and maims you
spare dome
"I love spring, it's my favourite weather of the year and the perfect time to set up my flower baskets full of tarantulas."
ivory marlin
crushes your skull in and maims you
They are just in one of those silly goofy moods
coarse birch
Oh god what is stan eating now
royal vortex
infants
ivory marlin
Cold burger with ketchup
spare dome
borger
royal vortex
https://streamable.com/9faa28 yoshi i apologize for the rude things i have said to you recently
there is some sort of strange karmic justice
that occurs every time i have to push a burster
coarse birch
Wait were you rude to me recently
royal vortex
i am covering my bases
i have done something wrong to deserve the latest forced death via dodge rollback
hushed knoll
crushes your skull in and maims you
WTF
ivory marlin
Hi stan
hushed knoll
stan what is your favorite breakfast?
Probably eggs with ketchup
ivory marlin
Ew
royal vortex
i have started to enjoy the exe stance lifestyle purely because of how faceroll shout is
hushed knoll
Chicken eggs?
ivory marlin
No like how cooked
hushed knoll
i have started to enjoy the exe stance lifestyle purely because of how faceroll ...
Is that really a lifestyle
ivory marlin
Scrambled
hushed knoll
No like how cooked
Oh, firm yolks fried or scrambled
ivory marlin
The other kinds
royal vortex
are you implying i am not a living creature stan
ivory marlin
Yes
hushed knoll
I just don’t think that exe stance is a lifestyle
coarse birch
Shout being so simple yet so dumb is truly impressive
royal vortex
royal vortex
yea
hushed knoll
Yaaaas
royal vortex
ive started seeing how much i can get away with just not engaging poxwalkers in melee
hushed knoll
Oh were you not saying yeah to me
royal vortex
i was saying yes to u
ive been procrastinating getting it because i procrastinate everything
but i will be hell duveting
hushed knoll
Josho it’s so fucking fun and it would be fuckin fun to play with you
ivory marlin
Stan helldives?
ivory marlin
Add me on steam
royal vortex
Josho it’s so fucking fun and it would be fuckin fun to play with you
a few different people have said this
hushed knoll
I will spam this screenshot as my proudest gaming achievement
ivory marlin
Im like lvl 8 rn
ivory marlin
1079915738
frosty herald
If i played the game my team damage would be 2x higher than enemy damage
coarse birch
Stan just slow down and type the a 😭
royal vortex
lmfao
ivory marlin
Give him a moment
royal vortex
Stan just slow down and type the a 😭
stan asks me how i type on mobile without autocorrect
the answer may surprise u
ivory marlin
Your whit is so interesting
ivory marlin
What
obtuse stirrup
Fukin love soowirjwif
hushed knoll
Typing should flow naturally
You shouldn’t have to think
That’s why I rely on auto rent to save me
coarse birch
It does when your good at it
royal vortex
auto rent
ivory marlin
Auto rent
coarse birch
Auto rent
frosty herald
Auto rent
hushed knoll
Shut it
I will spray capri sun in your eyes
It’s always satisfying to stab the pouch
I like the way it breaks under the sharpness of the straw
hushed knoll
Huh?
royal vortex
cmon
royal vortex
i am not that good at photoshop
frank night
you're about ten seconds away from being sent a screaming zealot gif
hushed knoll
You need to fill out the rest to complete your application
Who is MITTINS
God dammit
royal vortex
im not applying for anything
hushed knoll
My phone caps your name
royal vortex
who is mittins..?
frank night
this is an actual killshot on chronically online guys
the spiral it can send ppl into
hushed knoll
LMAO
royal vortex
unfortunately it has not triggered a mental breakdown
frank night
he is an updated T-800, not a primitive model
royal vortex
consider what you call me carefully
the council of syndromia will not take this lightly
hushed knoll
he is an updated T-800, not a primitive model
What is a T-800
frank night
before darcy RUINED it
hushed knoll
the council of syndromia will not take this lightly
Is that the note taking council
frank night
i had a joke about the terminator
royal vortex
Is that the note taking council
some of them have sensory issues with the pencils
no
hushed knoll
Good
There is no note taking council
I was teasing you
Taxing
Taxing
Testing
royal vortex
why are you TAXING me
frank night
someone has to
nimble fiber
lmao
hushed knoll
Everything is taxable
royal vortex
i had a joke about the terminator
it was quite good
hushed knoll
Including your shoes
Pay the shoe tax
I thought the T-800 was a graphing calculator
royal vortex
what is the shoe tax
hushed knoll
It’s what it sounds like
royal vortex
(don't make it weird don't make it weird don't make it weird)
(i am pleading with you)
hushed knoll
Why would I make it weird 
royal vortex
you are stan
hushed knoll
Do you think that little of me
royal vortex
i base my expectations in reality
hushed knoll
Your reality must be false then
livid siren
fleet zealot
The last time i went to a beach the sand was terrible
It was coarse and rough and got stuck everywhere
hushed knoll
Ok anakin
fleet zealot
It literally got my thighs bleeding
livid siren
all of the plastic and sand devilry landing on my scalp
ivory marlin
Sand sucks
hushed knoll
livid siren
royal vortex
What were you doing at that beach
presumably something more normal than dumping fucking sand in your hair
fleet zealot
What were you doing at that beach
Swimming
hushed knoll
presumably something more normal than dumping fucking sand in your hair
Society should normalize it
It’s perfectly natural
ivory marlin
presumably something more normal than dumping fucking sand in your hair
I could imagine stan doing that
livid siren
fleet zealot
My entire family had to cycle through the beach shower stall
To get the sand out
Cause we were all suffering
royal vortex
i do not hate women
royal vortex
lies
coarse birch
if you hate sand in your hair i think you are just normal
nimble fiber
pretty much
frosty herald
Dont ask anakin about sand
nimble fiber
legit had a kid in my kindergarten that was named anakin by his parents
spare dome
i cant wait for all the daenarys kiddos to learn their parents named them after fantasy dragon hitler
coarse birch
@royal vortex tf do i run with shreik
im tempted to just do purge but i think thats my least favorite staff
royal vortex
blaze trauma or void
you're p much just fishing for 1-2 good trauma aoes or perilous combustion procs
golden anchor
Surge for the lazy mode version of Blaze Trauma lol
coarse birch
is there actually a good way to tell when blazing trauma procs after the first proc
golden anchor
No
royal vortex
if you want to fill your screen with numbers debuff indicator
coarse birch
ive never really thought about it
obtuse stirrup
Shriek works with everything tbf
golden anchor
unless you mod
coarse birch
ok thats what i figured
royal vortex
i dont do that because it makes my game look ugly
obtuse stirrup
It should be your default pick unless you have a reason to want something else in particular
obtuse stirrup
If you run SG with a staff you are crazy
golden anchor
Scriers gaze voidstrike :V
obtuse stirrup
And I'm into it
golden anchor
nah scriers gaze voidstrike is actually pretty forgiving
coarse birch
i usually run guns lol
golden anchor
with the quell peril talent
coarse birch
DS4/deimos/Devils claw with assail and a gun
obtuse stirrup
with the quell peril talent
The blessing you mean?
coarse birch
Nvm i lied ill just do void
Procing PC sounds slightly less annoying and i can kill 45 at a time with void
What has josho turned me into
royal vortex
do ur worst to those pubs
i out damaged both a plasma vet and a voidstrike user in a pub earlier with bolter
the bad gun wins again
coarse birch
No your the good guy in this case
Plasma/mk6 psword could trip along the map and get 600k damage
royal vortex
difficulty status: immeasurably complex
frosty herald
Josho eats pond scum
coarse birch
Wtf
royal vortex
why
frosty herald
Because i declare it so
fleet zealot
They had to aim dude
reminds me of a plasma vet I had to spectate once and they stood still to aim for a bulwark and somehow still missed
coarse birch
Also bolter bad
Fyi
Yeah i say aiming in this game is easy and then see shit like that and im like
Man
royal vortex
😔
frosty herald
Somehow worse than me hitting a bullswark shield for a solid minute
royal vortex
thats just a cranium issue
spare dome
bolber supremacy
fading vale
Who is ready to grab their power sword and lemons
north sedge
hushed knoll
@coarse birch reminded me of it
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/anakin-skywalker-anakin-skywalker-star-wars-dab-gif-60725...
Why do you do this to me
fading vale
hushed knoll
God please
coarse birch
if laz or dough dont have it it didnt happen
hushed knoll
No
north sedge
coarse birch
doughs right there
fading vale
I’m half paying attention
Hi I'm lazorr
hushed knoll
How do you know
coarse birch
I’m half paying attention
Hi im Yoshi
north sedge
hi im hummus hand on a bird's body
north sedge
the hell
coarse birch
that is something
fading vale
is she a lemon stealing something
fleet zealot
yea like, if anyone has iced tea or something at a restuarant and it comes with lemons, as a kid she would beg for the wedges
fading vale
oh I was referencing a uh.... movie
fading vale
moving on
fading vale
is there anything you eat that doesn't make you hyper
hushed knoll
is she a lemon stealing something
coarse birch
stan if you had an energy drink you would fucking explode
coarse birch
a what now
hushed knoll
Energy drinks before*
nimble fiber
what
coarse birch
what did you just call me
nimble fiber
xD
fading vale
I have had aneurysm shut begot
this helps put things in perspective
hushed knoll
What perspective
fading vale
you had an aneurysm
hushed knoll
I didn’t
nimble fiber
but
hushed knoll
I am fit
nimble fiber
u just told us
fading vale
shut begot
royal vortex
stan smells burnt toast daily
nimble fiber
no
fading vale
I had a 5 hour energy one time and then had I think my first panic attack
north sedge
it's not a sensory thing
fading vale
"I just like the way it feels"
north sedge
thought widower
hushed knoll
I had a 5 hour energy one time and then had I think my first panic attack
I’ve had too many panic attacks to count
They suck arches
Apps
Ass
nimble fiber
xD
north sedge
if i didnt like hummus hand so much i would absolutely be named "it's a thought widower" right now
fading vale
the golden arches
open pollen
All Darktide and No Update makes Hammer a Dull Boy
Here's hoping we get some news this week.
fading vale
next week ™️
nimble fiber
if i didnt like hummus hand so much i would absolutely be named "it's a thought ...
I got u
north sedge
perfect
fading vale
where's my new name stan
lusty turtle
Sorry lazorr, stan HATES you and wont rename you
oblique zenith
O_o
hushed knoll
I love Laz wtf
sharp zodiac
hushed knoll
He’s hip happening and now and wow
He’s so British his father calls him son
Bright
Not British
Guck
Guck
nimble fiber
xD
hushed knoll
Fuck
sharp zodiac
Wow
lusty turtle
NOOOO LAZZOR GOT TURNED INTO A BRIT
nimble fiber
I think yoga is a brit yes
lusty turtle
I dont think yoga is british
lusty turtle
I am british yes
nimble fiber
Alps
hushed knoll
God dammit you did this
frosty herald
Alps
nimble fiber
me when I yell at the big mountains
hushed knoll
All Darktide and No Update makes Hammer a Dull Boy
Here's hoping we get some ne...
Aren’t hammers inherently dull
left iron
royal vortex
you're dull
hushed knoll
Omg hi ice
lusty turtle
This is fucked up
open pollen
Aren’t hammers inherently dull
Well, you don't have to be so blunt about it
lusty turtle
He turned lazor into a mountain
hushed knoll
You’re not yoga wtf
hushed knoll
Well, you don't have to be so blunt about it
I see what you hair there
Did
His I can’t type rh
God I can’t type
nimble fiber
its ok stan
open pollen
Are you perchance on a smartphone?
hushed knoll
Yes
open pollen
That explains it. Only way someone can mispell "did" as "hair" is if autocorrect had a hand in it.
hushed knoll
My autocorrect blows
open pollen
I have the exact same problem
hushed knoll
THANK GOD someone understands
nimble fiber
That explains it. Only way someone can mispell "did" as "hair" is if autocorrect...
no it happens to me all the time
hushed knoll
And then sometimes it doesn’t kick in
north sedge
it's still getting your scent
lusty turtle
I just dont use autocorrect
hushed knoll
I need it to inhale me more often and more deeply
open pollen
Of course. Not to mention how easy it is for my thumbs to strike the space key when trying to nab a letter from the bottom row
nimble fiber
stan just put your auto correct to german
hushed knoll
So it can stop gucking me over
hushed knoll
stan just put your auto correct to german
My phone gets confused
coarse birch
I just dont use autocorrect
built different
oblique zenith
He’s so British his father calls him son
Fridge auto cucumber!
nimble fiber
My phone gets confused
I know, wich is why u should put it in the language it understands
royal vortex
Are you perchance on a smartphone?
when stan uses it it's a dumbphone
coarse birch
i think stan has just mistyped things so many times that his auto correct auto corrects to mispelled words
hushed knoll
Sometimes German autocorrect will put random German words in
hushed knoll
when stan uses it it's a dumbphone
Shut up you potted plant
nimble fiber
I do be like that sometimes
hushed knoll
Change ur soil 😠
royal vortex
i am doing neither of those things
hushed knoll
Josho would be a good potted plant tbh
north sedge
nimble fiber
why
royal vortex
what
oblique zenith
Rofl
hushed knoll
Ughhhh
coarse birch
that would make him not a plant
royal vortex
stan why do you say these things
oblique zenith
There's air plants!
hushed knoll
I have a snake plant that doesn’t need direct sunlight and I water it ever 3 weeks
lusty turtle
Josho always feels more like a rock with a little smiley face drawn on it
nimble fiber
cacti maybe?
coarse birch
i could see josho being a rock with a smiley face on it
nimble fiber
what
royal vortex
WHY
royal vortex
Josho always feels more like a rock with a little smiley face drawn on it
i can agree with this
hushed knoll
i could see josho being a rock with a smiley face on it
This is pretty apt
lusty turtle
The day of the living stan
royal vortex
change ur name
hushed knoll
Spelling fail
oblique zenith
Roflmao
royal vortex
ur stab now
coarse birch
wait
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
No
coarse birch
its tradition stan
hushed knoll
Ur face is tradition
nimble fiber
oof
hushed knoll
OOOOO BRRR BRRR BRRR VENEZUELA
royal vortex
yrou'e*
median steeple
Mean
hushed knoll
VUVUZELA*
nimble fiber
what
royal vortex
let me join you
nimble fiber
what does venezuela have to do with it?
royal vortex
i do not want to be Oregon me
north sedge
hushed knoll
coarse birch
i do not want to be Oregon me
some days fate does not smile upon us
hushed knoll
See???
nimble fiber
XD
royal vortex
nimble fiber
bro
lusty turtle
i do not want to be Oregon me
im sorry for your loss
frank night
how the hell you can call in anything in helldivers when you type like this is beyond me
nimble fiber
hushed knoll
Yoga reminds me of government
north sedge
royal vortex
@coarse birch are you playing
nimble fiber
xD
coarse birch
Yoga reminds me of government
what
coarse birch
<@1117340723692445746> are you playing
yes
hushed knoll
I meant yogurt
royal vortex
smoke grenades infiltrate time
lusty turtle
Yoga reminds me of government
median steeple
That isn't any better
hushed knoll
how the hell you can call in anything in helldivers when you type like this is b...
Like tactical calls?
oblique zenith
I lold so hard I almost died
frank night
no
hushed knoll
What do you mean
frank night
i mean the airstrikes you used to turn me into ragdolls
royal vortex
did stan actually assassinate you
lusty turtle
also just realised i can check what class people are playing from discord 
hushed knoll
Stratagems
north sedge
lol
coarse birch
jesus christ stan
royal vortex
im stealing that
oblique zenith
also just realised i can check what class people are playing from discord <:Amel...
You can ?!
lusty turtle
josho playin vet
north sedge
calling in an Etryatehmgs!
oblique zenith
Hax!
royal vortex
i didnt even know it showed that
lusty turtle
thats kinda great ngl
royal vortex
what the hell
frank night
3000 hours
royal vortex
2300
coarse birch
wait it doesnt show for me tf
north sedge
i never paid that close attention to the icon
royal vortex
im not that far gone yet
royal vortex
wait it doesnt show for me tf
there is secret technology
frank night
sure you arent civil war boy
royal vortex
theres a discord rich presence mod
coarse birch
ah
royal vortex
idk why i have it all it has done is allow mittins to dm me
"get out of the psykhanium"
"be free"
median steeple
I look away for a sec and Joshos name sounds like a European dish
frank night
royal vortex
like prometheus, i have stolen stan's fire
why did u have to choose the most fkin meanspirited one to post
u dipshit
median steeple
Time for your liver to be eaten for eternity
royal vortex
pog
frank night
it's the best one
frank night
he just like me fr
lusty turtle
fr fr
coarse birch
bruh
lusty turtle
hi alps
royal vortex
the one match i play dt with external music
and warren spawns 20 ragers the moment i get to the last 4 canisters to smash
lusty turtle
jesper kyd himself spawned those ragers