#zealot-class
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i watched a fkin COMMANDO stealth from 6 poxwalkers to get to the extraction on consignment yard faster
Of course, that's funny and happens all the time. I'm just referring to basing the performance of the build on that, instead of realizing that person sucks with the build.
What is the zealot meta these days, haven't played in like a year
oooohh now i know what youre talkin about
Now I have no clue about the game hahahaha
It's shifted in a lot of ways since a year ago.
idk why but actually reading the word reminded me of a character from a show my brother told me about quite a long time ago and i was confused as fuck
movement speed maxxing
Basically, any melee weapon works. Achlys Caxe, Taxe, and Knife take the most effort to perform well with but can be viable w/ a build and skillset for them. As for ranged weapons people are leaning into the Columnus IAG, Revolver, Flamer, and Brautos.
You can run basically anything, I'd avoid infantry lasguns though.
so the bolt gun aint the way anymore?
You got actual build choices besides "twbs or holy rev" sorry lol
It's fine but it isn't as nuts as it was.
yea lasguns have always sucked tho haha
Lasguns do fine, it's just not having suppresion immunity like Vet can get hurts it a lot.
yea
Lasguns got powercreeped by laspistols but also yeah vets use them better in.multiple ways
Autopistol is also a bit malnourished. If you want general blessings/perks we got a weapon table in pins.
bolter works u just cant point it at literally any problem and remove it for minimal cost
i played just before and seemed to fine on lvl 4 with what i had set up from a year ago
just thought i'd check in here and see whats the latest
yea i found i just ended up melee'ing everything cos it took so long to get it out hahaha
so i figure changing it out for something quicker might be best
On Zealot yeah. w/ Vet lasguns offer a different kit than laspistols.
If you like Bolter, consider running throwing knife
You can throw a knife as you equip the Bolter to accelerate the draw time
But Zarona Revolver is God tier now, you can draw it and shoot instantly and it's more inpactful than a Bolter, and it pierces crazy well
Shoot through a crowd to kill a sniper or Gunner on the other side
2-shot ogryn, 3-shot Crushers if you stop to charge up Surgical
Plus the reload animation is better than sex
(insert revolver ocelot copypasta)
Lots of good talent builds. Imo incendiary grenades are generally best but all are good.
I like fury of the Faithful with blazing Piety keystone most of the time
Any time your toughness gets nicked, hit F and gain it straight back
DIS GUD AXE?
oops caps
please excuse
treat me like a noob
its almost like it's a brand new game to me now lol
Tac axes are bad now
oh
fair
But as far as tac axes go, that one is great
Just change the perks and it will be as good as it can get
Bad stats and I am not a fan of double bleed blessings
But I am only a beginner knife pervert
If you want some good melee weapons
I have a lot of fun with Heavy Sword IX
Crusher is great now, and there is a good guide in the pins here
I think the new Eviscerator XV is very popular and easy to use
Lowish stats but not bad
Idk how the other marks work, I'm a IX stan
i guess i have a lot to learn and play around with now lol
VI and IX are top tier, but VII is a BIT STRANGE, i dont like it personally
Thunderhammers are both good but classically awkward still
Ironhelm is the easier one, Crucis is the fiddly one with the higher ceiling
Ding ding ding
Back at launch bleed had a bug where it ramped up too much. It was patched a long while ago and also has since received nerfs.
i can upgrade it or whatever its called
this is ok to use
almost top tier, just low stats
Headtaker is a must
a bit lower*
Deathblow or Rampage for second blessing, in that order of priority
upgrade it to max and if blessing 2 is not Rampage or Deathblow, replace it with one of those, i prefer Deathblow on IX, its perfect for heavy attack spam
What else is good...
Well, they've been 'bad' for a bit but they're fine if you can get the most out of them. Esp the Mk II. Basically just a fast Caxe if you can hit BPs.
Chainsword is extremely overtuned rn.
Dclaw is fun.
would i be better off upgrading this one or the exalted one
I know nothing about chainswords but I want to
Chaxe is viable rn
this one already has deathblow
Headtaker ain't bad either
and better stats from what i see
Chainsword has baseline absurd crowd damage. Out competes Hsword, Caxe, Dclaw. With Martyr it's competitive with a Flamer.
Probably upgrade that I guess, although specialists is oof
I got my rampage, headtaker hsword
First target is very important
For a couple reasons this isn't perfect but you can see how potent this is. This is no talents, 100 pox benchmark.
#1 is due to Crusher being in perfect conditions for the benchmark, followed closely by 4 chainsword entries.
By the God empirical
crusherchads win again
I also like that test because the Mk VII Taxe beats out two Dclaws
very funny
and Antax beats Rashad there too

whats the best perk to replace the specialists perk with
the other one ive got is 25% to maniacs
carapace?
You talking about the Hsword you posted that has DB T3?
Fuck no, just line up revolver shots
fair
Heavy swords can kill Carapace but it's not their niche
yes
Flak maybe
yea righto
Depends on the build and breakpoints
Flak is a safe call but smth like +Elites might offer more.
You can always change it later too.
Yeah just swap Perfect Strike to Headtaker and you're set.
Zarona Revolver w/ Hand-Cannon + Surgical
Ideally grab Anoint, otherwise it carries itself. Perks would depend on the revolver you have.
Definitely Zarona, not the new one
so im guessing this aint good
I personally aim for small elites a lot so I use +Flak +Elites.
You have to know the joy of reloading bullet by bullet
If you swap both blessings that'd be a decent one for now.
I only have surgical on my bolt gun and id like to keep that 😦
You'd have to find surgical on a revolver.
Blessings don't go between weapon families.
Yup. That's why you can find a 4k+ hour player that still doesn't have a perfect roll on certain weapons.
yea fair
ya'll aussies by any chance?
looking for some regulars to play with
my mates loved the game then dipped and won't come back hahaha
i do be but also #vox-lfg-apac is for australia
I live quite close to Australia
Can you sink it?
cheers for the help lads
Basically default MK9 sword, with either Deathblow or Rampage blessing instead of DB
if you're a regular damn or auric player we may have played together
is anyone doing hardcore on the twins ?
prob best to check #vox-lfg-lexicanum
and the associated chats
will do..
What's the attack pattern for hordes on the ironhelm?
i don't use it, but the most basic one was H1 - H2 - blockcancel - repeat
afaik
you can also power up with special
since it will cleave low mass targets
good for memes and small density, however in horde it's not that optimal to power up each time
Oh Evan
Gave Columbus braced auto a whirl
Yeah
You right
Is good
Now I need to make a perfect one >.>
hadron welcomes ur currency
Hadron could retire off of my one fucking zealot
Every time I get up to like 8-9k plasteel
And think I have everything I could ever want
Turns out
There's something else cool to try and I need to make a deposit in mommy hadron and grandpa brundts bottomless pits
I'm afraid to play another class because I'll have to make new gear and I don't wanna go through this horseshit again
by the time you reach 30 you'll have made to craft a bit
the trick is to not spend anything from level 1 to 30
Oh for sure
I just look at all the resources Ive burned to get my zealot to a spot I like
And the like
900 hours I have in it
And know I'll need so much to get anything else to a similar spot
But to be fair I have just about everything you could want
I have 900 hours aswell and i got all classes to 30 and they're all geared out
you don't need "perfect" anyway
having a suboptimal roll on 1 thing won't kill your weapon
The closest i got was a 550 knife with crit chance, flak. Uncanny, executor.
Oh sure. Nothing needs to be perfect
But I have every blessing at tier 4 that can get there, or maybe missing like 1 or 2
And a couple load outs for each of the weapons I like to use
With good enough high end rolls
Getting a knife set up with the tier 4 blessings I wanted took a really fucking long time
And yeah of course tier 4 isn't needed
That's not really the point though
Well i wanted a 380 with flak, unyielding. Uncanny, lacerate.
Same, but riposte instead of lacerate xD
Lacerate is better for the purposes im using it.
Hitting heads against targets is a pipe dream.
Uncanny/Riposte is the knife im looking for
i have Uncanny/Precog and precog uptime is sht
il take permanent 20% critchance instead (2s vs 6s)
they could make it at least 3 sec so it will synergize with Duelist
but for some stupid reason it's 2 secs
The precog proc is really just to land beeg hits on crushers
You can 2 shot them
Riposte is comfy 3 shot
Ya
It's basically guaranteed
So very comfy 3 shot
Precog has faster kills on bosses and crushers but it's just sweatier
Guh
you cant hide from me
technically if they implement streamer mode
that will hide player profile, info, etc
unless its already in the game
just remember we didnt get scoreboard but we got to see the exact stat/blessing roll on ppls weapons
and skill tree
stalking is not toxic /s
People still complain about this too
like even before they had show loadout mods
u would go
"are u bringing a flamer"
back in the days when it was a 50/50 if u were about to get a 3 flamer lobby or not
when i started darktide, i used Info mod to inspect overperforming people to get an idea on builds
and weapons/perks/blessings/etc
since this cursed game won't allow me to do so
but i wanted info
Yeah i think ive always run loadout mod
In case we end up severly lacking something for some reason
I’ve had someone saying when someone took slightly long to ready “pls stop looking at my stuff”
oh i rolled a new deimos
I rolled a new psword
i am so
so close to liking the deimos moveset
but the fact that l1 h2 is not a self contained loop
is madness
Power glaive
part of my weapon design philosophy (in case i ever storm fatshark hq at gunpoint and demand weapon changes) is that moveset cancelling should never happen
Looping L into H2 is also “fine”, especially since it’s the damage from H2 matters, not L1
However i dont find myself needing to l1 h2 that many times in succession thankfully
And it’s much, much easier to do
like legitimately having to stop swinging a weapon even if only for a very brief reset is just lame
L1 comes out very quickly and it’s impossible to time it, and H2 can be timed very well
I dont mind it cause they give you multiple ways to do it at least
But yeah you probably shouldn't have to
i mean its straight up like
"you have this combo, it's worse unless you do something you don't actually want to do"
Hey thats like my exact deimos
but i guess
what u could really say
is this would be fine in a perfect world
where the 2 "new" force swords have specializations and thus make moveset sacrifices for it
but the obscurus can do like w/e it wants so long as u know the moveset well
Is the mk2 even any good
Is that obscurus
the obscurus is a passable weapon
Its fine
In comparison to the other options, or in a vacuum?
Just outclassed
but it's been happening since Vermintide 1
Like you could def use it
so for like 8+ years
Comp
Hp buffs didnt help it prob
Garbage
Just pick Deimos or Illisi, there’s no good reason to use Obscurus other than handicapping yourself or gaming with style
I have debated trying it again for fun
It was like fine back when psyker melee was ass
Well, before the other two options arrived, it was good
And it was the one force sword
it was good in a very different and arguably much less difficult (at least in melee) game
when slaught was 75% enemy density and hp was lower and u straight up did not have much viable competition
its good that we can see loadouts cause some people have very strange setups
was it good even tho psyker could use caxe with og bm?
It wasn't bm caxe no
can force sword even roll brutal momentum
No
no
sad
god forbid
deimos h2 with bm would be some vile shit
like a shovel
@coarse birch oh my god
the cleaving lights on deimos and obscurus
are identical damage wise
oh my god so are the cleave heavies
what the fuck
they literally just made a straight upgrade
Obscurus also has bad looping attacks
these numbers are awful im glad i never actually looked at them before
Deimos lights minus l1 are pretty mid without slaugh going
But there is a reason deimos is just h2 the weapon mostly
dude
fk u would have to do so much more to this weapon
than just a crusher rework
Can you headshot reliably with the l1
what the FUCK is an assassin attack
I always assumed it was like the h2
the question is "are you planning on playing every game as if you are imitating tinyangrycrab"
Or duelling sword heavies
Basically low cleave, low damage, high finesse attack 
my 200 flak damage baseline
pog
So its just high effort deimos l1
Wtf is that
Disgusting
Maybe i wont try obscurus for fun
with a substantially easier to hit animation
dude
this weapon is unironically given to prisoners at guantanamo bay
its like the darktide version of playing babyshark for a week straight
And to think it used to be one of our better melees
what do u even do with obscurus
without touching the other 2
unironically current day dt balance makes creating weapon identity super fucking hard
because u cant even go "make the adms weirder"
it has UNCANNY
adms aren't even REAL
Well uncanny should probably be taken out back and shot
That is my concern with future weapons is identity
Even the current new weapons can struggle with jt
But yeah it doesnt help adms can be destroyed by one blessing
oh my god
what the fk
its easier to hit a headshot with the uppercut than the strikedown on an ai inactive rager
the stagger puts his head down and forwards
idk why the strikedown isnt headshotting sometimes
am i standing too close
I was gonna test if i could make a build that makes ds2/obscurus worth running even if its memey
Maybe ill just do ds2
just do ds2
I like illisi/deimos anyway
So obscurus isnt a huge deal to me
illisi my beloved
i wonder if obscurus has body/head neutrality
old vet shovel had this issue until the new ones came out
where it wasnt bodyshot prio but total neutrality
@south folio the roomba may know more
It maybe not have headshot prio since new force swords are old at this point
I dont think they were messing with priority as much back then
bitching about the obscurus again?
sad weapon is sad
A man can dream
at this point i am genuinely astonished it turned out this way
its just power maul but psyker-ized
because the numbers vs animations point out some very concerning things
especially if u are comparing it to the 2 force swords that come out after
marginal buffs and then forgotten about for other stuff
i am actually really curious what was going on in the guy who designed the force swords' mind
In what sense?
illisi and deimos are fine. . . ish. I hate their activation mechanics but whatever.
The actual weapons are at least fine.
Its just obscurus that's uh. . . redhead stepchild
like the obscurus just has no redeeming qualities
so my question is how did this turn out the way it did
because it doesnt feel like it takes a lot of analysis to figure that out
Negligence
It truly feels like a relic of its time
fatshark has a million things on their plate
Although it had those issues back then too
FS doesn’t really care about balancing the game constantly, unless people unilaterally scream at something being out of place
Maniacs or Flak for Columnus Braced on Zealot specifically...?
so weapons like the obscurus and power maul, krourk stubber - get forgotten
totally unuseable weapons compared to their brethren
and they're still here untouched anyway
¯_(ツ)_/¯
both but if you have to choose one ur shooting flak guys way more often
Yeah id go flak
redheads are beautiful so this doesnt work 
based
one of us one of us
dont come crying to me if she turns your. . . bits. . . into actual bits
@coarse birch alright
Alright
the uppercut and strikedown heavies
have identical damage properties to l1 h2
and u can loop them
so what u do for horde clear
is fucking SPIN the camera with h1 l2
and if ur fast enough u lose zero value
<@&735928989146939404> nsfw gif being posted
remember, you can dodge into the direction of an attack to help with camera dragging
I see
Very sane weapon
if you dont wanna go full yolo 360 spinster mlg clip compilation youtuber
embrace beyblade
I run my mouse on 400dpi
But the question is, is this something you truly want to do?
zealot twinblade
400 dpi gang
Do you want to be a beyblade?
I would unironically need more desk to beyblade
no
BEAR !!!!!!
you cant remove a gif being continously posted with the intent to harass me?
same
I already deleted it so I dunno
anyway
get DPI buttons

no beyblading here
anyway thanks
I have dpi buttons
just limited mouse space
Idiot
nice one josho
suffer
good ping, good ping
However anything above 400 dpi and i feel like i cant function
400 dpi or bust
just turn it off the moment u arent farming poxwalkers
oh well
this is why I play ogryn
bbmk4 go swoosh
no need to do weird camera things
This is too much work for not enough reward
just literally stand still and mulch hordes
I dont even get cool points
Yeah I don't like the ogryn shovels
I don't think any one of them are particularly good
I can rate them fairly, I guess
they're A-tier
@royal vortex
but holy fuck I hate using all three of them
Tell him
Josho cooks with them i will say
legit the only reason i use the brute brainer 3 is for horizontal heavies uncharged
the mk5 is stupidly overpowered
I mean, that's not the shovel
the 19 at least makes u suffer
I have seen josho literally kill 3 crushers in one swing
i mean even w/o bm it just feels like the mk1 club but better
like all three shovels
It goes up to 4 😭
I mean, yeah, it IS two horizontal heavies
instead of just 1
so of course it feels like mk1 club but better

the heavy charge is wayy too slow
better maniac damage, kills crushers in one swing
But I also don't really like the mk1 or 2 clubs
horde clear that isnt a test of patience
like a flat 2 seconds before the swing comes out
Oh was it 4 maulers he got then
damage is uncapped so bleed applies to everything
shovel special heavies are cracked tho
aye
they do funny things to bosses
a showcase of "lol alpha" on display
how much damage does that do
yes
much like thunder hammer in that regard
shovel + bullrush + rock = cspawn/plogryn dead before it does anything
u can just bully it into a corner
not quite to the same degree, but jesus
i dunno
i stick with the bbmk3 and krourk mk4 these days
I really don't like ogryn's other melees
too thematical, not really fun to use
i find the knives incredibly unsatisfying to use
I like the mk4
the shovels and clubs just make me feel slow
but u can make the case this is in part because ogryn horde clear is at a really fucking bizarre balance point
FOURMAULAHONEFREEM
The thing with the vet shovels is why use them when the mk5 powersword exists
powersword is boring
dude i was tired as FUCK when this clip was made i am not responsible for the dumb shit i say
this is ur natural state
they literally used the sauron scene in lotr: fellowship as a starting point for ogryn melee
and it's dodge limits are garabge
but without the actual killing
like
all of ogryn's melee has been incredibly bad for a year straight
until oct 4
because of that one fucking scene

part of the problem is
heavy attacks get basically over 100% damage boosts
with thrust crunch and the skullbreaker tree being what it is
heavy hitter to a decent extent too
I wish fatshark did a heavy weapons update with greatswords other 2 handed weapons and heavy ranged weapons
and what this has done is taken the previous state of ogryn which was largely lobotomite m1 spam
and made it lobotomite m1 holding
And you can taunt for free on push for extra damage
the pendulum has shifted but the problem hasnt changed
ogryn doesn't uh
have enough mobility
for anything else though
which is a design problem but whatever
big man be slow I guess
ogryn is just comically bad feeling to play relative to the other human classes
Yeah ogryn probably needs like a full rebalancing
So its hard to not wanna make him stupidly tanky which feeds into the "brainoff hold mouse 1" or "brainoff mash mouse 1"
they just gotta suck it up and tune down the passive defence and give him more active options
/enable active options to feel less terrible
crab floated the idea of giving ogryn dodges a built in form of trample so u can kinda dial back the comical baseline dr without feeling substantially worse
rework his mobility from the ground up so he isn't slower than everyone else unless he's carrying a cleaver
that'd be a nice start
or yeah
kerillian's talent
Yeah ogryn should probably not get stuck on a poxwalker
all dodges always dodge
did it come with a pepe packing an entire wedding cake
not this time
Esp if they wanna play into ogryn being a big tank
nor did it have a wizard hat
because she ignores enemies due to being a ghost or fuckin whatever fantasy nonsense
just let ogryn bowl over enemies when dodging
also im ngl
to make up for his shit tier dodge counts and distances
heavyweight is one of those really cool talents
that probably shouldnt do all the stuff it does
and 30% dr
ogryn's movespeed is probably the thing i have the least issue with
on the list of things i wanna see changed
because in general the action speed is what kills me
eh, his movespeed isn't even bad unless you're using shield
but its definitely a notable drawback on clubs when trying to dip duck dodge or whatever dodgeball the movie said
Dodge duck dip dive and dodge?
dodge duck dip dive and dodge...?
yeah that's it

Ogryns never felt like awful to play to me
ogryn has a bunch of moves you cannot cancel into a block fast enough to react to certain threats like poxbursters
I mean, i love ogryn
But worse than the other classes for sure
Esp zealot cause he has twbs
my stupid slug brain enjoys ogryn because of the vibes
but also like i think ogryn has the most existential design issues that would take the most effort to address compared to say like vet where u can fix some of the problems by just making talents into different things
whereas ogryn is like
I'm not really super sure how I feel about damage reduction on ogryn though
even the baseline gameplay isnt really where it should be
Ogryns tree needs to be redone entirely essentially and thats just a start
I don't really wanna have to go back to grenadier gauntlet because shooters are ripping me a new asshole again
the problem is that ogryn gets so much fucking dr for free
Maybe I just got ogryn pilled by invulnerability
with 0 to minimal cost
even old vet popped an ult to tank a sniper shot to toughness
And you can just run all toughness curios
ogryn u can do it just by virtue of having a lot of skull meat
Cause you dont need stam or health at all
I kinda wish there was more in his kit to encourage blocking over dodging. He has more than any other class, with payback and attention seeker and such, but I would enjoy like, a timed block mechanic.
Combined with toughness on heavy attack
Yeah, how do you make an Ogryn feel like a Ogryn and also feel balanced without making them frustratingly slow
hold devil's claw like toothpick
u play more into the active characteristics of being a big angry slab of meat
yeah, on this point, rippers are the PERFECT example of "thematic but bad"
ogryn is strong and can knock guys over so instead of solving ogryn innately taking more damage by just giving him a shit ton of free dr
And I guess I just don't trust fatshark to keep ogryn thematic and good
also rumblah
u let him ignore some of the limitations imposed by going "i dont give a fuck about this poxwalker i dodge through him"
Rippers got kinda left behind with everything
because this is really strong but you have to actually do something cool to make use of it
Very sad
You CAN do work with them
Sacrificed at the altar of the holy Kickback
Doesnt help can opener is not unique anymore
give kickback the rumbler ammo pool
Rending is not a rare thing to have
And Ogryn's anti-elite weapons feel way better for horde clear than they used to now
so you're not pigeonholed into taking a knife if you wanna kill the horde
yeah, here we go
from a few days ago
I was using the ripper mk2
clearly not impossible
but jesus the amount of effort 
604 ammo picked up
It used to be you more or less needed a ripper because otherwise your knife couldn't get through shit, and it was the only option that didn't have a dogshit reload
grenade gauntlet maybe, but that gun always made me sad
not good enough at shooter cleanup
because GG was super responsive to changes in matches
BB+Ripper V did everything
but GG is uh. . . mediocre now.
Well back then shooters were far less common
i defended +carapace on the mk2 ripper for a long time because u could 2-burst a crusher with only one stab
Long reload, low mag count
and so when u found the like
it lost its 2sbp on crushers
one or two crusher masses per game
u would just destroy them
but now elites spawn in fkin clown cars
is sad life
yeah, that's the biggest problem with rippers
but now I can kill crushers on most of my classes with an autogun if I want to
You get 21 rounds on a 78% ammo roll
or something like that
and each shot does 550 damage sure, on the mk2
and on my ogryn, mark IV cleaver is good now and it actually does kill crushers... eventually.
but its 21 pellets
and that's like the low point
and getting all 21 to hit requires being at literally pointblank
like sub 6 meters
because the spread is so dogshit
use a blunt weapon and they're like all designed to kill crushers super fast
so now you just go to the mk5 because 1 pellet counts as 5
and it has a total of 7
so you do 5/7 of your damage regardless of range
and that's just stupid
Do rippers have stability i forget
I do hate this arcane pellet count shit tbh
I think its range
especially the thing where bracing changes your minimum pellet count
they have both
high stability = bad hipfire while moving
it adds recoil instead of subtracting lol
Ah ok couldn't remember for sure
yeah this one is super extra dumb
And, NOTHING tells you this
if you're gonna stick with the minimum pellet count, fine
but do NOT change it when BRACING the gun
we only know from empirical testing
looking at old clips when i still had screen shake on
how the hell did i play like this
with effort
Fs tells you a comedicly small amount
Ngl i think i still have it on
we all learn eventually
it is like i am constantly in an earthquake
I keep forgetting to turn it off
And now I don't even notice it cause ive played with it for 1k hours
but I deleted motion blur/camera shake day 1
damn its been a long time since i did that hi5 ogryn/psyker duo with ogryn
with arco
not ogryn
his name is not the word ogryn
Do you need to or is it for frames
need to for frames
I can't manage a solid 60fps
because fatshark hasn't ever heard of optimization
Poor arco trying to show uncanny assail
Like, I get 30-45 on the mourningstar without amd fsr on
1080ti, so I can't use DLSS
woody and buzz keep interupting
Yeah this game is optimized very poorly
god the performance of darktide makes me sad
u know what is optimized well
the BLEEDINATOR
i wish i was one of those content farming youtubers
I just do not vibe with it
It doesnt use knife
i would come up with the worst builds
oh noi
this is farm more advanced
its a bleed shovel build
because u can take it on vet with serrated blade
and uncanny
- a scattershot (or manstopper)/flechette lawbringer
yeah but vet shovel is actually good
so like
its not the same
knife is at least dogshit
i got 80k bleed damage out of 500k with that build
Tanner would love this one
- frags
It was all from frags too
i have no idea who tanner is
tanner is genuinely just dent in the head commentary at this point
tries to tell ppl weakspot/crit damage is fine
there's 3500 people playing darktide
i watch like 2 mins of his videos because i cant get any further before he says something mind bogglingly dumb
with a 24h high of 6500
not much of a community to damage

the only people left playing are people who outright do not give a shit about outside information, and those who care and get it from here and reddit
not that reddit is better
I finally peeled myself off Helldivers 2 last night after a 22hr binge and got some sleep but now we goin back in FOR LIBERTY!!!!
but its at least a crowd
i am amazed you put up with me

Better than it used to be
ur a human being that can have normal conversations
tanner is incredibly abrasive and very offputting
being wrong about a videogame is no crime but he's like really arrogant about it while demonstrating he doesn't understand the game's underlying mechanics
like trying to say rending "reduces armor value" (paraphrasing, it's dumber in full context) and that it "only matters vs carapace"
true. I'm just an ascended meta slave
which is far too broad of a value assessment to make
all ogryns do these days is eat hot chips and toss nukes
TRUE
I am the ogryn
Rending affects everything 😭
dude i killed myself in a really stupid way and my penance was watching a pub ogryn throw a nuke at a single half health crusher
with no grenade box near
everything but infested and unarmored
Yeah probably should mention that
Not true! I also eat ammo, medipacks, rashuns and rocks!
anyway
eat ammo you say?
I acn do that
im so fkin smart
Let's not get carried away
604 ammo picked up
112 wasted
watch the clip
ripper life
u will know the SARCASM
i only die there because i have true aim on that build
btw
watch the buff icons
Wheres the clip of that ogryn stealing all my ammo
I'll be honest
hungry boy
I manage team ammo way better than anyone else I've met
not that I'm good at managing my OWN ammo
I'll happily spend it all and swap to melee
but I always make sure the pals and lil uns are topped up
I remember placing down a medipack, turning around to deal with some stray poxxers, and when I turned back it was already consumed completely.
550hp ogryn go brrrrrrrrrrrrr
ive had some real goddamn MOMENTS recently
i turned my back to a horde because a pub psyker and a knife zealot were there
so i was gonna farm maulers
and within seconds 2 bruisers walked up and murdered me
I've been playing darktide with a friend
i dont even know if i clipped it or not to see if the backstab noise plays
cuz i thought they would fkin DO SOMETHING
bruisers travel in pairs
first one breaks toughness, second wallops
she's really funny cause she picked up psyker first. I'll just be mindlessly smacking a horde around and then I hear DAMMIT I DI- - - psyker explosion

mankar had a 10 min solo clutch that ended in him blowing himself up
i cant blame him
At this point I swear I'm starting to grow eyes in the back of my skull. Like my brain knows "This is about the time you'd be hit by some BS" and lo'!
when i am charging a void shot i no longer know the world exists outside of my screen
i have 1 mission and it is to farm shotgunners
This happens whenever I play ES vet.
Didnt you literally give me shit for farming shotgunners josho
sigh
i give everyone shit for doing the things i do
The world becomes nothing but glowy heads to click
assail pskyers
Its truly the weapon of all time
Monstrosities exist to make your solo clutch cooler
i think the only time ive suicided with void is using the lmb
Thats it
Yeah minus cspawn
Hey which of these two is better, it says purple is better but the mainline stats seems better for the grey one
Hes actually a threat
mostly its just "get yeeted bitch"
if cspawn shows up and you're solo
there's a few players out there, sure
Cspawn grab is bull.
but definitely not the reg
and I am not one of them
I can do A LOT of damage to spawn
I can rarely solo it down
club notwithstanding
Idk if i could tbh
with its stunlock
Ive had to solo chaos spawns before
i almost had an opportunity to 1v1 a cspawn on psyker in a 4 psyker premade
thunder hammer zealot
where everyone else had shit the bed
and then i got grabbed
and 2 flamers walked up
and went
Oh, that's the one where I do okay
ur dead buddy
deimos or dueling sword psyker
because lol dodge distance
thanks fatshark
I dislike cspawn grab
The grab needs some reworks
its not designed well
I know its dodge able
at all
Its hit range doesnt match the attack.
all u do vs cspawn is make sure ur right is open

so that u can dodge when it inevitably tries to vore u
But unless you dodge right you get grabbed if your in its zip code
I can dodge it reliably on everyone else
but the grab is like 40/60 on ogryn
in spawns favor

Nice
at this point i am running rocks because slam gets you a stagger BP on shovels for staggering ragers
Ofc thats when luna responds
and they stagger plogryns-cspawn even on bodyshot
so u just throw the rock at the big guy
and he stops anyways
I know entirely too many dog girls now
Josho summoned them.
i would NEVER invoke the french
i am not a satanist
So, is that dog girl like horse girl or like dog girl like dog-girl?
Helldivers 2
dog-girl
like "tell me what to do master" dog-girl
not "i probably fucked my horse" dog girl
Puppygirl u mean
and yet ur ass got mad over the ammo crate
la creatura
R/puppygirlpetsmart

Ah, I see. Dinnae even consider that third option.
yeah I don't think about it too hard
because all roads lead back to gunker
Brainrot
ur an ogryn main. its ur job to be horrifically bigoted
Be like that one ogryn josho and i keep getting
Ur thinking of Zealot, no? iz in job description
no this is #ogryn-class lore
that josho is dancing around
the great summer purge of '23
Ah, of course. I've not watched the latest season of #ogryn-class I am behind on my stories.
i saw some dude on reddit complain about him
he is a MENACE
Lmao
black ogryn named biggiesmalls but one of the letters is replaced
or, well, ry my best not to
Hint: its racist
yea
its a new edition of the uncle ruckusgryn
I just wanna krump wif me pals
v true
Ogryns loved Racism so much they invented Racism 2
we out here or something I dunno
unironically i run into more weird sexual deviants on zealot than bigots
this is not a self commentary
I ran into a zealot chick who was way too into women
there is only one guy i have found named tyranid fucker
and he was playing thammer zealot (poorly)
In the same way some dudes are weirdly into women?

