#zealot-class

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ripe quest
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Kant is a prime Bulwark buster.

open echo
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only perk i really care about on kant is flak

spare dome
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is that how u clean a ferret

nimble fiber
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squeeze the ferret

open echo
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should i put fire frenzy on it then?

coarse birch
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No put no respite

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No respite is the most important shotgun blessing

ripe quest
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I kinda want to run a few analytical games to find just how often No Respite comes up.

frank night
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wdym by analytical

ripe quest
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Have a few mods set up and I record the entire thing

frank night
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i can tell u that i ran it for a whole hi int and arcotash only died once

open echo
frank night
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low tier blessing 2/10

open echo
frank night
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I do find it weird how many shotgun blessings are 'power after you do something'

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when you'd think shotguns would be themed around one shot obliterates a guy at close range

ripe quest
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FB isn't the worst to have on there, if they up the range for "close range" you should probs change it though.

ripe quest
frank night
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do not say manstopper to me

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you dont know what brunt did to me

ripe quest
frank night
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mf rotated the shop as i was pressing the buy button

coarse birch
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be faster?

frank night
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die

open echo
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had that with a good 376 before

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ptsd

ripe quest
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It's really fun if you have a good smite Psyker because you can hit that 140% damage boost real fast on a line of anything that's currently being stunned. You even get that damage boost from smite.

ripe quest
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Annoyingly stuns have the most annoying shit ever regarding stagger counts

coarse birch
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youll create more of them

open echo
ripe quest
coarse birch
ripe quest
coarse birch
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i see

ripe quest
ripe quest
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The nastiest combos on the market

coarse birch
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that would be so absurd

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agri shotgun on RMB

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with uncanny

ripe quest
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The ability to completely ignore head pops

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v cool

open echo
coarse birch
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i just wanna run agri shotgun DD/scriers build

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is this too much to ask

open echo
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can't you do that in a solo game with mods

ripe quest
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dude agri railgun would be so cool if I had blue enemies to hit and get rewarded for

open echo
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huh

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is that manstopper agri

ripe quest
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Agri Shotgun w/ Scattershot/No-Respite (depends on the build) + Man-Stopper

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At least on Zel it's fun because you can 1 shot anything in a line Mauler and below.

coarse birch
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josho also got decent use out of it on vet

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but he hates agri shotgun so

fleet zealot
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sod hype sod hype

open echo
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mmmmmmmmmm

ripe quest
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Well, you can kinda transfer the Agri shotgun to a Lawby esp on Vet

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Josho was using some bs reality cleaving Lawby setup. If he could line it up I saw a lot of enemies just vanish from existence.

coarse birch
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josho has def run some crackhead builds that dont do much until the crazy situation pops up where he kills 45 elites in 2 seconds

ripe quest
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It was Man-Stopper smth I don't remember. Either Flechette or No Respite.

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was very potent

open echo
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how many poxes can charged ironhelm cleave?

coarse birch
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i swear i just had the number in my head

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wartide should have it

terse seal
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However many you believe it should usually

coarse birch
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im seeing 6 on special activation h1

ripe quest
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It's like, 11

open echo
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ah

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trying out ironhelm since it started being ok

ripe quest
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If you have lower crowd control closer to 10

coarse birch
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does wartide not display the cleave limit on that properly then

open echo
coarse birch
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i may have been dumb

ripe quest
open echo
ripe quest
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Yeah probs 10

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on activated they got 16.5 by default

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poxwalkers are 1.5 iirc

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Oh they're 1.25

ripe quest
open echo
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oh

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nice

open echo
ripe quest
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If you don't want to bc just the L1 H2 stuff

open echo
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i stopped using ironhelm when it got implemented lol

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it used to be all i used

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bc it was fun

ripe quest
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I really enjoy the H3 since it hits hard enough to kill small elites but I do find it annoying that the L1 is the way it is.

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The Ironhelm has the better crowd damage of the two due to the special and yet we were also given a shitty heavy for the L1 instead of a different kind of move.

open echo
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wish it was not in the heavy cycle

open echo
ripe quest
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I can kinda bear it as a PA but the L1 should either be some stagger utility move or just give it some different damage profile to H1 H2 bc.

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Alt make the PA a good crowd damage move and make the weapon rely on PAs for crowd damage with the normal combos.

gritty portal
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what do you guys recommend I do?

ripe quest
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In my head though the L1 being a stabbing-motion bash that chains fast into the L2 and then can chain into the H3 makes my brain far happier.

gritty portal
ripe quest
# gritty portal what do you guys recommend I do?

That's pretty set outside of a lower Shredder value. Swap +Crit Hit Damage to Elites, Unyielding, depending on the BPs Maniac. You can either keep Wrath or swap it, it's only CC on the XV. Anything outside of Rev it Up and Perfect Strike works. If you swap it to Bloodthirsty get +Carapace for your second perk.

ripe quest
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Yeah

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L1 L2 H3 as a single target combo.

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In my head H1 H2 PA that loops to H1 makes sense as well.

open echo
open echo
gritty portal
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because of:

ripe quest
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The impact +Crit Chance is super small for IoD and damage in general. You get more out of just killing stuff faster. If you're running Scourge and Blazing Piety you'll have more crit CDR than you know what to do with.

open echo
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i would go for maniac, cara or elites

gritty portal
ripe quest
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Do you have Scourge?

gritty portal
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where is scourge again?

ripe quest
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Top right, bleeding enemies + crit chance for hitting bleeding enemies

gritty portal
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yea

ripe quest
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If you swap Wrath to Shred you'll have good crit CDR. The relative value of +Crit Chance goes up with that setup a tad but a +Damage perk will offer more. If you feel you need it you can swap it later too.

gritty portal
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so I swap wrath to shred and don't do the +5 crit chance?

ripe quest
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mhm

gritty portal
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and the crit damage preferrably to what?

ripe quest
# open echo it used to right?

PA used originally chained into H1 or H2, then for a bit it chained into H3 for some reason, they fixed it so it chains into H1 or H2.

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I usually run +Unyielding to lean into the boss damage, you can look in the Meat Grinder to see if you just barely miss any 2 or 1 hit breakpoints.

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With Martyr you're most likely gonna hit the BPs regardless so +Elites isn't a terrible call.

gritty portal
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ok

gritty portal
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xD

foggy coral
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Not sure what to change here. Crit damage to unyielding, or flesh tearer to uncanny strike

ripe quest
wild vine
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Hey, any ideas how to do "Just a flesh Wound" penance when solo?

fading vale
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stealth knife on some map forget which and just run through everything

open echo
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enclavum?

wild vine
gritty portal
coarse birch
fading vale
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I think enclavum works

south folio
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magistrati perhaps?

ripe quest
fading vale
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IIRC there was a video of dude running through enclavum or the other map in same location in like 12 minutes or close to that

shy river
coarse birch
ripe quest
coarse birch
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oh my god its because i set it to poxburster

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i am going to die

ripe quest
ripe quest
sturdy owl
blissful sinew
foggy coral
ripe quest
plucky vapor
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THEY ADDED A GOLDEN HEADCAGE

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HEADCAGE GAMERS RISE UP

ripe quest
open echo
ripe quest
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Before the PA would chain into H3, the overhead.

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Which was annoying for this exact rotation

open echo
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got pa mixed up with push

ripe quest
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Ah yeah. The push leading into H3 was the intended change, it got mixed up with PA though.

visual blade
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how to turn streets of tertium into the streats of london using knife?

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(optimal build for shank)

spare dome
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this might actually be one of the best tutorial ive ever played

hushed knoll
coarse birch
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Also @south folio i light spammed on illisi just for you

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🙂

hushed knoll
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If you’re feeling illsi you should go to a doctor

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🙂

coarse birch
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👎

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You could have at least said if your feeling illsi a doctor

frank night
south folio
coarse birch
coarse birch
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It worked 🙂

south folio
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yuh huh

coarse birch
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Ignore the part where i used special

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Arco if you get a pc one day can you keep the same graphics

frank night
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it's the arco brand now

prisma sigil
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I absolutely love this new set

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GOLD

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THE GREATEST COLOR

coarse birch
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I like psykers but i didnt buy the headpiece

coarse birch
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Wym true

south folio
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and then i'll turn on the fps counter once i get an rtx 6080ti super so people watching my recordings can see

coarse birch
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It was a question

frank night
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u mollusc

south folio
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oh i thought yoshi was bestowing the wisdom that i could keep the same graphics

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(no i wouldn't run the same graphics)

frank night
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i

south folio
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i'd still turn everything to low though

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shut up mitonosinsns

coarse birch
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I figured you were aware that you could keep the same graphics

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Ive debated turning mine down

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But the game looks so nice

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And i am pretty fine with like 80-110 fps

frank night
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if my game ever drops fps it's because there are 5 bombers going unshot and everyone deserves to die anyway

south folio
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i figure that since I ignore the fine details while in the moment, i don't really gaf about the graphics

prisma sigil
south folio
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the gameplay carries most of the enjoyment for me so i'm fine with 1x1 textures

prisma sigil
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It was chaos

coarse birch
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Getting 144 takes some serious work anyway

frank night
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i see the face of the grim reaper in the guy running over to pick me up in fire

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here to help (:

coarse birch
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Love that

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If i can survive im less mad about it

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But your getting one shot by anything

frank night
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arcotash smiles

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yet

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it was not mittins who went down in the hi int

south folio
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shut up

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i engaged in an epic duel with a reaper

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who was 10m away whilst i had my melee out

coarse birch
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That sounds like a truly epic duel

frank night
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the two pubs were valiantly assisting me in killing ten poxwalkers

coarse birch
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In which you dont play the game

south folio
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and he was on elevation so i couldn't even have reached him in a timely manner

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tbf i was zealot

coarse birch
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Ah

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Nvm then

south folio
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i just didn't realize a reaper was still alive and on elevation

frank night
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we defeated the ten poxwalkers

south folio
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did you now

frank night
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for the emperor

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!

south folio
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!!!!!

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for some reason, my viewmodel animations are a lot laggier when playing on high ping than before

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my actual attacks were coming out but i didn't quite see the animation for them at times

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so i just had to melee based on timings and then i kept on doing the damn wrong combo

frank night
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this sounds like standard josho issue copium

south folio
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it truly did make me feel like josho

frank night
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Joshosium

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'i didnt fall off a demon dragged me by the ankle'

coarse birch
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That is probably exactly how josho has to play 70% of the time

sharp zodiac
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Mewmaxxing

ripe quest
south folio
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interesting

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is it like following the animations of your actual weapon

ripe quest
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Last night when I was playing with Argus my shotgun was stuck ADS'd for a minute or so

south folio
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this is so sad

ripe quest
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no it's just doing the normal animation

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but I can swing and block

sharp zodiac
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Can we skin infant babies

ripe quest
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Luna has finally gone insane.

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It only took a minute

coarse birch
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Wym finally

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I think lunas insanity just comes and goes

ripe quest
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The Mewmaxxing into Can we skin infant babies combo goes so hard

coarse birch
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She cooked

sharp zodiac
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My fucking EYE

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AAA

frank night
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got her

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pow

sharp zodiac
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I GOT SOAP

frank night
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get purified

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frbbbbnch

ripe quest
sharp zodiac
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NO

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It squirted out

frank night
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ur germs are melting rn

south folio
sharp zodiac
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Because my siblings didn't seal the cap on correctly so it blew up on my face

frank night
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mashallah god has struck you down

ripe quest
frank night
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may allah increase your suffering

sharp zodiac
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It burns worse than that time I went to Denny's

frank night
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you put denny's in ur eye?

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low intelligence specimen

solar gorge
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have to respect the peformance of putting an entire Denny's in there

sharp zodiac
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It burned

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There was a man avoiding child support in there and he sprayed me with pepper spray

south folio
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how am to decipher that sentence

sharp zodiac
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But my eyes better, just had to go for a late nite walk

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You can't

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I'm indecipherable

frank night
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cheese fry pizza walkable city dive bomb pepper spray

sharp zodiac
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Despite that, that's only 20% of the things I say on twitter

solar gorge
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you should aim for 0%

median steeple
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I feel like I am being fed code words

frank night
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wine

solar gorge
sharp zodiac
solar gorge
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toe*

sharp zodiac
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Wha

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Do you not

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Do you not have multiple

median steeple
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he has one big toe

solar gorge
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yes

median steeple
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thats his whole foot

solar gorge
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very unfortunate

strong grove
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What’s better for damnation hammer or eviserator ?

median steeple
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its personal preference

strong grove
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Roger that

sharp zodiac
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Oh right I need to use all staves

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Rating them from most fun to least imo

median steeple
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purge and surge are really fun

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but void and trauma are still better iirc

sterile stone
median steeple
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im solo rn

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so if you want to join its up to you

sterile stone
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K

sharp zodiac
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NOT YOURS TURTLEFLIPPER

median steeple
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what kind of insult is turtleflipper lmao

vocal pulsar
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So it's whatever one you like the most, or are comfortable with

sharp zodiac
sterile stone
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@median steeple How the hell did you level up so fast

buoyant pecan
mint imp
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is immolation grenade any good? ive been mostly using the stun grenade cuz i feel like its the best option. i want to use immolation grenade but i dont know how good it is

kind crystal
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Does anyone have a list of meta builds for zealot currently?

wicked forge
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I love the immolation grenades. Pop one in a choke point and just shove the mobs back on top of it

wicked forge
median steeple
sterile stone
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Biggest waste of an investment I could make

light holly
shadow spruce
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I return

fading vale
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find a build or make one, ask for feedback here

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youtube builds are 90% trash

wicked forge
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Sure, but some people make good guides

fading vale
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there's a couple people

wicked forge
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swigs, telopots, the wile spice come to mind

fading vale
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and a lot of not great people

shadow spruce
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JFJ is not good

fading vale
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if you can find the ones that actually know the game it's mostly ok

wicked forge
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I'm curious, how do you judge if a youtuber knows what they're talking about?

oak ermine
shadow spruce
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Are they saying the correct things

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as in

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are they right about what they're saying

fading vale
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watch a video, look at a tier list they make, look at some weapon guide or general game advice

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super easy to tell when they have no idea what they are doing

oak ermine
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I think it all comes down to experience in any case

light holly
elfin steppe
light holly
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You just want to check games lantern, or ask here and make your own build

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Honestly half of darktide is theory crafting with other folks and making your own build

shadow spruce
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why is everyone using the mask with the fucked up voice

light holly
wicked forge
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well shit, now i'm really curious what y'all would make of my content. Trouble with making videos, people that hate it just click off. Hard to get feedback a lot of the time to know if you're missing stuff

shadow spruce
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i cannot understand what your character is saying and it sounds like a spawning voiceline

elfin steppe
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send a whole fking shocktroop to me for no reason

fading vale
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if you ask here there are a few of us that know how most of the game works in detail and what's bugged or weird

shadow spruce
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i got 5 Hi-Int STGs in a row

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before i joined, the two guys i was playing with got 4 or 5 hunting grounds in a row

wicked forge
shadow spruce
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i can tell the game's changed cause i used to have a bit i did as psyker

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lore accurate pre-corruption Mortarion

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now i cant even do that

fading vale
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otherwise good overall

elfin steppe
wicked forge
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Ah I forgot to change the toughness regen. I don't use it any more. I figured that FotF was enough toughness regen, but I could see getting rid of the emeprors bullet and backstabber for something else

elfin steppe
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If they don't let me play the game I don't play.

fading vale
shadow spruce
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okay

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cya

fading vale
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just don't have any toughness gen from the tree

shadow spruce
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post steve

fading vale
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and zealot doesn't need extra stam, we already cracked

frank night
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post steve

fading vale
frank night
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excellent steve

shadow spruce
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excellent steve

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i see stan got to you too mittins

wicked forge
shadow spruce
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this is gonna sound a bit like gatekeeping but build to try and cover your weaknesses/strengths if you can

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Laz's loadout could work perfect for him but horrible on me

fading vale
wicked forge
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yeah, didn't want to go for knives because you don't need them with most ranged weapons. I suppose could run a bolter or flamer and swap to knives

fading vale
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and a sniper res, maybe a corruption res, or ordos are also fine

wicked forge
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I'll try swapping my curious then. I always like the extra stam to help block, but that could just be poor stamina management

fading vale
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generally you shouldn't be blocking often

wicked forge
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well block and push block attacks

shadow spruce
fading vale
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block push is more frequent yes

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but also only needs 1% stam

fading vale
mint imp
coarse birch
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I pretty much ran immos exclusively before i got into tknives

royal vortex
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the blades of FAITH

light holly
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2x is okie doe

shadow spruce
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hi josho

light holly
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Sniper just as a safety net because 1x sniper res will be that flat 20% without diminishing which can save yoou

frosty herald
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Update when

vocal pulsar
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I'll always run 3x gunner

shadow spruce
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never, yam

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fuck i promised id stop being negative

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soon™️

vocal pulsar
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How often do I get sniped? Once in 1 out of 5 games maybe. How often do I get gunner walled? EVery 3-5 minutes in every single match

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Not saying sniper resist is an awful pick though

shadow spruce
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i run into the issue of getting surrounded as psyker

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so then i cant dodge when i need to

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because i cant just bowl over a couple poxwalkers

vocal pulsar
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What melee

shadow spruce
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deimos

vocal pulsar
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Cuz force sword push will stunlock everything around you

frosty herald
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Its been like 3 months

coarse birch
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1 sniper res is pretty fine but yeah i value gunner resist a lot

vocal pulsar
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Trash mobs atleast

frosty herald
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I wish there was a blog of somekind

vocal pulsar
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Just spam force sword push and wade out of the crowd

shadow spruce
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ill try that next time i play

coarse birch
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its also 360

shadow spruce
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(i will have forgotten about it by then because it will be at least 3 days)

frosty herald
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The fact that forcesword push attack increases peril again is pain

coarse birch
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so you can make a lot of opening to slip through

vocal pulsar
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If there's a crusher or something, do the push attack (the one that actually pushes enemies over into the ground)

shadow spruce
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it makes sense

frosty herald
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Yee

shadow spruce
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because u use the warp

frosty herald
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I just default to push delay push

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Powersword push stab is still cracked

shadow spruce
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i run scrier so that push is literally my only option ¯_(ツ)_/¯

frank night
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cryonic rod

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vacuum capsule

royal vortex
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and walk into fire barrels with 4/5 of them corrupted

frank night
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u could also not play civil war game at 3am

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alas

frosty herald
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Mort and scrier

shadow spruce
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i cant believe that i only left for two months

frosty herald
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Not expected tbh

hushed knoll
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YOURE BACK

shadow spruce
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well scrier detonation isnt an issue for me cause i get smacked faster than the risk of blowing up

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hi stan

hushed knoll
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Hi mankar

frosty herald
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Bruh

vocal pulsar
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Hi stan

royal vortex
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u dont have the talent

shadow spruce
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quiet

frosty herald
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When i play psyker i play almost exclusively ranged

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Built like a wet tissue

shadow spruce
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ive got a deimos and an agri revolver

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my curios are not built correctly at all

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i dont even remember what my tree is set up for me to do

frank night
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and must venture forth from his den

shadow spruce
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are you talking about yourself or josho

frank night
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stupid little woo

shadow spruce
ripe quest
shadow spruce
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hello you

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i dont remember who you are

ripe quest
royal vortex
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isnt it late in the isle of man why are u awake exhillllllllious

shadow spruce
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oh

ripe quest
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stan fucked up my name 4 times so it's a list rn

ripe quest
royal vortex
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damn

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forgeting ur own time

shadow spruce
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why the fuck do i have 15% curio chance

ripe quest
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A lot of timezones are mine according to stan

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I cannot keep track

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
royal vortex
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little does he know u live in tomorrow

shadow spruce
median steeple
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My turrets hate argus

frosty herald
hushed knoll
shadow spruce
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its only been two months yam

royal vortex
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so anyways

hushed knoll
royal vortex
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they ruined assail

shadow spruce
royal vortex
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i end this clip with only 8 shards left

shadow spruce
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assail has fallen

royal vortex
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😔

shadow spruce
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millions must scrier

vocal pulsar
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Void strike dead

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Assail dead

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Psyker dead

royal vortex
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did u see the clip i pinged u with mankar

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with the plogryn

frosty herald
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Your using the empowered psionics?

royal vortex
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indeed

vocal pulsar
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You are*

royal vortex
shadow spruce
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why in the sam hell am i using disrupt destiny

vocal pulsar
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It's skudie

royal vortex
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i played that match at 5 am

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there were 4 psykers

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one left when he died to a beast of nurgle

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it was so sad

vocal pulsar
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@vapid turtle

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Was in that game

shadow spruce
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Emp Psi doesnt stack with other BB reductions/buffs does it?

royal vortex
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i think the problem is there's a minimum time to cast from the animation or smth

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so u can only speed it up so much

shadow spruce
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okay so does kinetic resonance stack with Emp Psi

royal vortex
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not in a way that matters iirc

median steeple
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medal has died

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its joever

shadow spruce
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medal has fallen

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millions must

median steeple
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use streamable

frosty herald
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I feel like emp psionics needs a % to activate exclusive to a blitz instead of a flat rate

shadow spruce
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okay so if i use emp with BB the way ive already been using it its just free BB

maiden path
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whens fatshark gonna act like a normal company and communicate with da community

north sedge
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Simply touch grass (or play other stuff and check in later)

maiden path
#

i havent played dis game in 4 months!!

#

there aint shit to do in this game!!!

#

im waiting for a update!!!

shadow spruce
#

alright so josho was right it doesnt really stack in a nice way

royal vortex
#

we don't have enough pay to win microtransactions

#

that's the issue

maiden path
#

real..

#

we need more overpriced shop items

frosty herald
#

We need versus in darktide

north sedge
#

4 months? Then you've missed quite a bit of content

maiden path
#

fathshark release the 2xp for 500 auric

frosty herald
#

It will fix the game instantly

frozen glen
#

we need space marines in darktide

maiden path
#

4 months more like 2

frozen glen
#

and tyranids

maiden path
#

i played when circus drop

#

then got bored of it again

bitter anvil
#

That’s me when new stuff drop and get bored again.

maiden path
#

i'd keep dis game installed if it wasnt 50gbs

#

or 80gbs

north sedge
#

So no twins fight or new toys

maiden path
#

no!!

#

mayb twins

#

i dont remembr

frozen glen
#

i consuma da a content a

maiden path
#

i remember seeing da boss fight

north sedge
#

Oh right i forgot you had the hard drive from 2006 yea?

maiden path
#

NO!!

#

(yes.........)

#

i only have a c:drive

#

nothing else

frozen glen
#

the 120gb hdd

maiden path
#

like 70% of my computer is 2023 shit

#

the rest is from 2017

#

frankenstein build

shadow spruce
#

i think i can get this shit to stack in a half decent way

maiden path
#

44gbs cause i uninstalled tf2

#

most of that 178gbs is old games

frozen glen
#

not even 1tb

#

what is wrong with u

maiden path
#

2 BROKE

#

i was gonna get one

#

but

#

dragons dogma 2 is coming out

#

so im saving my cash for that

frozen glen
#

its 35$

frosty herald
#

broke ass get a 2 terra ssd

vapid turtle
# vocal pulsar <@862570164851048458>

I was there was a really nasty moment in there too, right before that person left, i was just in the corner working on the nurgle letting it juice me nicely

vocal pulsar
#

letting it juice me nicely

shadow spruce
#

bb really doesnt want to play nice with scriers

sharp zodiac
#

It plays hard to get

shadow spruce
#

eventually scriers gens too much to quell it

vapid turtle
#

agh i only got the first corner, the second corner was more traumatic but this is when the psyker left

#

@royal vortex

frank night
#

and it took me until i got netted to see why everything was only getting killed if me or one pub zealot attacked it

#

as the psyker gently abraded the enemy

royal vortex
#

that bulwark rocked my shit lmao

#

i forgot about that

sharp zodiac
#

Good

frank night
sharp zodiac
#

He was my nephew

coarse birch
shadow spruce
#

kinetic flayer uses emp charges doesnt it?

sharp zodiac
#

He was dropped on his head multiple times

#

By me

coarse birch
#

if you dont dodge slide while bbsing despite having no dodges left are you playing bb psyker

shadow spruce
#

okay so bb does NOT eat emp charges

#

er, kinetic flayer doesnt

vapid turtle
#

it was the gunner that got me going in the alley way up top, i think thats why we both went to the corner in the first place lol

vapid turtle
ripe quest
median steeple
#

Jonkler

ripe quest
#

This would be considered a strong interaction if it wasn't on a 15 second cooldown.

vapid turtle
shadow spruce
#

emp scrier bb might be viable?

coarse birch
#

wow

#

idk if i could play this game without knowing i could slide sideways

#

well

#

its not that important but still nice

shadow spruce
#

holy shit you can

#

what the fuck

coarse birch
#

tbf not like the game explains it

vapid turtle
#

i usually slide forward or back while BBing or dodge dance, but never though about if im actually sliding because i duck most times i use secondary out of old trauma staff habit of "slide/charge, slam, quell, slide/charge slam quell

ripe quest
#

EP and the BR addon that buffs the charge speed on an ult make it really fast for a bit

#

You can just, chain elite kills

sharp zodiac
#

Alright ima do a coin toss on what to play today instead

shadow spruce
#

yeah that was my though process

ripe quest
#

It was one of the first builds I did on Psyker, it's fun but if you lose momentum it's annoying.

#

So if someone has like, Assail or a Revolver you'll sometimes just lose value.

sharp zodiac
#

Alright ow2 it is

coarse birch
#

im sorry

sharp zodiac
#

I did this to myself

coarse birch
#

assail/revo/plasma all kinda destroy bb sadly yeah

coarse birch
#

in terms of stealing your shit

#

its still usable just less value

shadow spruce
#

however

#

the only plasma player i play it is not good

#

he is also desperately trying to do both on overwatch and the no misses one

fading vale
#

I feel like being bad with plasma deserves some respect

shadow spruce
#

hes bad at not dying with it

#

by being hit not by exploding

sharp zodiac
#

Yeah I have no motivation to even play this game

shadow spruce
#

okay have fun on the overwatch store update

coarse birch
#

Yeah if your struggling with plasma thats an actual achievement

grizzled wave
#

How viable is the tigris chainsword?

coarse birch
#

Its good

#

Quite good

shadow spruce
sharp zodiac
#

That I've personally wanted to see for myself

ripe quest
grizzled wave
#

So like VT’s executioner?

ripe quest
#

Yeah the XV is similar according to some people

north sedge
#

In moveset but somewhat different

#

Because of rev

coarse birch
#

Overwatch is a game that im probably glad i missed out on

#

If siege obliterated my mental health OW def would have

sharp zodiac
#

I've just grown numb to it

#

It's the usual

#

Plus I main a broken hero so it isn't as bad as other players

hushed knoll
#

WOOOOI

#

Hello everyone

sharp zodiac
#

Hey

coarse birch
#

Hello stan

#

Yeah im just really bad at playing games for fun

autumn shadow
#

Has anyone seen decimus the zealot

#

I have lost my speedy brother

sharp zodiac
#

No

coarse birch
#

I have to always be trying to win/improve so comp shooters tend to just stress me out

sharp zodiac
#

I get that

#

Usually I just set a limit on how many matches I do

sharp zodiac
#

Then I log off

frank night
coarse birch
#

Because i dont know how to derive satisfaction out of gaming any other way

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Doesnt feel like i earned it

north sedge
#

meanwhile when i played siege it was like "haha funny metal frisbee grab grenade out of air and blow up in enemy face"

sharp zodiac
coarse birch
#

Naw mittins is right

frank night
#

Play game
Win
Feel nothing
Play game
Lose
The Sleep Paralysis Creature Has Returned

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

actually though

frank night
sharp zodiac
#

No

coarse birch
#

Win: eh i didnt really earn it do better
Lose: i am worthless

hushed knoll
#

Mittins shouldn''t you be sleeping

frank night
#

yes

sharp zodiac
#

The viscous cycle

frank night
#

i am finishing my tea

#

and then i am going

sharp zodiac
#

British

frank night
#

shut up french

coarse birch
#

Wont tea keep you up

frank night
#

no

hushed knoll
#

WHY DO BRIST DRINK TEA BEFORE BED

sharp zodiac
#

I got coffee

hushed knoll
#

LIKE EVERY BRIT I KNOW DOES THIS

sharp zodiac
#

Then I'm heading to sleep

frank night
#

it is later for the framch why r u not attacking her stan

hushed knoll
#

Like doesn't the caffeine keep you up???

coarse birch
#

Tbf it doesnt kick in right away

gilded lintel
#

How essential is duellist on a dagger? I know crit/weakspot hit damage is weird

sharp zodiac
#

Maurice you're an easier target

north sedge
#

not all tea has caffiene stan

native cargo
coarse birch
sharp zodiac
#

Make me you Warp fat

sharp zodiac
hushed knoll
#

I can't imagine a someone from the United States of England drinking anything other than black tea

north sedge
#

🤔

coarse birch
#

A someone

native cargo
coarse birch
#

Are you calling them different

sharp zodiac
#

WHAT

hushed knoll
#

Oh I didn't mean to say ass

#

A

#

a

coarse birch
#

You didnt

gilded lintel
#

How's this for a dagger build? Trying one diff from my usual stealth one.

hushed knoll
#

I meant a

native cargo
#

Luna I'll stinky you

#

Close your eyes

gilded lintel
sharp zodiac
#

How would you

#

Uh

#

What is that damage

#

Everything else is perfect

#

But that damage is not

native cargo
#

And yeah

#

Kinda just

#

Yeah

sharp zodiac
#

Why, is someone's car FUCKING

#

GOING OFF

gilded lintel
#

It rolled good everywhere else, haven't found one much better. Damage isn't a huge dip since pene/fines/first are all max. Still mulches everything

coarse birch
#

Hey man give him some privacy

sharp zodiac
#

IT'S SCARING MY FATASS DOG

native cargo
#

Smh

coarse birch
#

Luna you have a dog

#

Did i know this

sharp zodiac
#

I have two

native cargo
#

Two dawgs

coarse birch
#

I feel like i should have known this by now

native cargo
#

I got five cats I reign over in my rat empire

coarse birch
#

Maybe i wasnt paying attention

sharp zodiac
gilded lintel
#

Besides revolver/flamer whats a good ranged weapon for zealot?

sharp zodiac
#

This is an old photo

native cargo
#

Omg you gave them latrine holes!

#

So considerate

sharp zodiac
#

NO

native cargo
#

Cute dogs btw

coarse birch
#

Laspistol/brautos are good

sharp zodiac
#

Thank you

coarse birch
#

Bolter can be good

#

Shotguns

#

Specifically kant

native cargo
#

Are you dogs named laspistol and brauto?

sharp zodiac
#

No

native cargo
#

Aw

coarse birch
#

I like darktide a lot but if i ever name my dog brauto shoot me

sharp zodiac
#

That's like naming your child specter the unchained

native cargo
#

No it would be comedic enough to make me happy and that earns you some cheezits

sharp zodiac
#

Full first name

coarse birch
#

Oh cheezits

sharp zodiac
#

What are cheezits

native cargo
#

Good stuff

coarse birch
#

They are a snack

native cargo
#

Addictive

#

Perfect snacks for me

sharp zodiac
#

Crack levels?

native cargo
#

Yes

sharp zodiac
#

I feel like anything is crack for you

native cargo
#

Get the scent under my nostrils and I'm bruxing

#

Hard bruxing

coarse birch
#

I havent had cheezits in forever

sharp zodiac
#

I remember finding a box of them floating down the river

native cargo
sharp zodiac
#

Rat

#

Venom snake isn't real

native cargo
#

Liar

sharp zodiac
#

Hmmm

native cargo
#

A man with an eyepatch was sighted doing wild shit recently

coarse birch
#

What about solid snake

#

Or naked snake

#

Are they real

native cargo
#

Yes

sharp zodiac
#

No

coarse birch
#

Damn

native cargo
#

The entire mgs and ace combat lore is real

sharp zodiac
#

The only one that is real is a snake

#

Reptilian snake

native cargo
#

Luna

sharp zodiac
#

The ones you find trying to bite your asshole on the toilet

gilded lintel
coarse birch
#

Best of luck

sharp zodiac
#

I'll give it two upgrades before it's ruined d

native cargo
#

You don't know the intricacies of CQC thus can never fully understand why snake is real and so is mgs and ace combat

gilded lintel
#

Ruined :(

sharp zodiac
#

I mean

coarse birch
#

Elites is usable

sharp zodiac
#

Yeah

#

So if you get lucky on the last blessing

coarse birch
#

If you get lucky on last blessing

sharp zodiac
#

It can work

gilded lintel
#

I did, for bleed

sharp zodiac
#

You're good then

coarse birch
#

Flesh tearer uncanny is decent

frank night
native cargo
sharp zodiac
#

Just swap smackdown to uncanny and unarmored to.. whatever works best with knife

coarse birch
#

Maniac/flak

sharp zodiac
#

Ah

#

Maniflak

gilded lintel
coarse birch
#

Yeah thats good

sharp zodiac
gilded lintel
#

Idk how important flak is since flak enemies kinda melt anyways if I'm hitting them.

coarse birch
sharp zodiac
#

Eh, only flak you'll deal with are gunners, mailers and ragers

coarse birch
#

Although i don't think i always type second

sharp zodiac
#

Same

gilded lintel
#

And ragers count as maniac right?

sharp zodiac
#

Yes

coarse birch
#

Bombers are flak

sharp zodiac
#

Yeah but bombers are weak as shit

coarse birch
#

But they should die anyway

gilded lintel
#

bombers are instagibbed by knife to face

sharp zodiac
#

I could pee on one and it'd die

coarse birch
#

Thats kinda impressive honestly

sharp zodiac
#

It's acidic

coarse birch
#

True

#

Would it be instant dearh

frank night
#

F

coarse birch
#

Or would it take a bit

sharp zodiac
#

Both

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Stan

autumn shadow
#

Has anyone seen decimus the zealot

coarse birch
#

I do not want to hear it from you

sharp zodiac
#

I was about to say honestly

shadow spruce
coarse birch
#

Arent we all steve in this chat

shadow spruce
#

everyones pets are steves

#

we are still us

#

we are also all in your head

#

its been 3 months

#

you need to wake up

#

its not your fault

coarse birch
#

No it is my fault

autumn shadow
#

wake up

shadow spruce
#

wake up

autumn shadow
#

wake up

#

wake up

#

wake up

sharp zodiac
#

Pee

autumn shadow
#

wake up

#

wake up

#

wake up

coarse birch
#

Luna youve mentioned pee twice now in the last 5 minutes

#

You drink a bunch of water or something

sharp zodiac
#

I don't drink water

shadow spruce
coarse birch
#

That's valid but also id recommend drinking some water

sharp zodiac
#

I'm gonna tickle your fucking toes

#

Ok

coarse birch
#

Look people can be into what you want

shadow spruce
#

case in point

sharp zodiac
#

I have a bottle in the fridge I forgot about

coarse birch
#

Please do not tickle my toes

frank night
coarse birch
#

I dont even know how id react to that i cant imagine my toes are ticklish

shadow spruce
#

i swear to god if i go into walmart after my covid's over and that night shift job got taken im gonna go insane

sharp zodiac
#

I slipped on a slipper

#

Who in the fuck

#

Left it in the middle of the room

coarse birch
#

Name checks out

#

Uh

#

Wouldn't it have to be you

frank night
#

think the culprit is ur dumb ass

#

ma'am

coarse birch
#

Or the dog ig

sharp zodiac
#

I live with other people Maric

#

And lemon

coarse birch
#

Oh i was unaware

shadow spruce
#

mittins new name

sharp zodiac
#

Unfortunately I deal with 2 other people

#

And a scaly cat

coarse birch
#

I feel bad for you

#

People tend to upset me

sharp zodiac
#

It's why I lock myself in my room

frank night
sharp zodiac
#

Then only come out for the basics

#

Then go back in

coarse birch
shadow spruce
#

i do that and i need to stop doing that

#

however i have covid so i have an actually good reason to lock myself in here

sharp zodiac
#

I had bitchitis once

#

Turned me into a bitch

coarse birch
#

My reasoning is im significantly less miserable in my room

shadow spruce
#

but what do you do to make money

sharp zodiac
#

All I have to keep me company in here is a lil man named winter

#

Or

Women

shadow spruce
#

actually dont answer that

coarse birch
#

Ill work

shadow spruce
#

i dont want to know

sharp zodiac
#

Feet pics website

#

I actually know one

coarse birch
#

Working is fine

sharp zodiac
#

They pay good there

shadow spruce
#

if this walmart thing doesnt go through i might have to

fading vale
#

just make a cooking channel on onlypans

shadow spruce
#

i cant cook

fading vale
#

just make stan food

#

I'm sure it would go viral

shadow spruce
#

no one would eat that

sharp zodiac
#

Shock value

coarse birch
#

Anybody can make stan bacon

royal vortex
#

i cry every time i remember they nerfed voidstrike into OBSCURITY

coarse birch
#

Just buy it and its done

sharp zodiac
#

Reels in all the crowd

shadow spruce
#

the only thing that would go viral is my address after they dox me to get me to stop cooking it

sharp zodiac
royal vortex
sharp zodiac
#

I gave birth to it

#

And raised it

#

Only for it to fail

royal vortex
#

no laz its impossible

coarse birch
#

I hate that weapon so much

royal vortex
#

u cant use it anymore

fleet zealot
coarse birch
#

Ive been using it recently

#

Its fun

#

But i hate it

shadow spruce
#

oh hi bandit

coarse birch
#

Its like you and ogryn for me

shadow spruce
#

excellent steve

vocal pulsar
sharp zodiac
#

I literally cannot use any staff besides void

#

Well

#

Blaze trauma is one I do use

coarse birch
#

Specie

sharp zodiac
#

But only for certain maelstroms

royal vortex
#

void is so comically dumb its funny

#

i cant even hate it

#

because i dont see ppl doing this

vocal pulsar
coarse birch
#

But you have to aim so its hard 🙂

royal vortex
#

im going to annihilate you

royal vortex
#

consider that

vocal pulsar
#

lol xD this is so hilarious that its funny

#
  • josho
sharp zodiac
#

I'm gonna fucking tickle him

#

Then we'll see what's so hilarious it's funny

fading vale
coarse birch
#

What is it with you and tickling

vocal pulsar
sharp zodiac
#

It's fun

sharp zodiac
coarse birch
#

Do you like being tickled or just tickling

#

I despise being tickled

royal vortex
#

i enjoy crayons

coarse birch
#

What's your fav flavor

royal vortex
#

purple

vocal pulsar
#

josho is a wiskey lima

fading vale
#

why was eating crayons an actual thing in like kindergarten or first grade

coarse birch
#

We were dumb

fading vale
#

I wasn't that dumb

coarse birch
#

Remember jumping off the swing and breaking your arm

#

And then doing it again

royal vortex
#

i have never broken a bone

coarse birch
#

Really?

royal vortex
#

truly

coarse birch
#

Impressive

sharp zodiac
#

Found him

coarse birch
#

I have fractured both my pinky and my skull and nearly broken my wrist

#

Thats it tho

royal vortex
#

"and my skull"

fading vale
coarse birch
fading vale
#

I broke my arm but that was cause my brother pushed me

sharp zodiac
#

Hey I had that happen to

#

Only I got pushed out of a window by my twin