#zealot-class
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only perk i really care about on kant is flak
is that how u clean a ferret
squeeze the ferret
should i put fire frenzy on it then?
I kinda want to run a few analytical games to find just how often No Respite comes up.
wdym by analytical
Have a few mods set up and I record the entire thing
i can tell u that i ran it for a whole hi int and arcotash only died once
low tier blessing 2/10
I do find it weird how many shotgun blessings are 'power after you do something'
when you'd think shotguns would be themed around one shot obliterates a guy at close range
FB isn't the worst to have on there, if they up the range for "close range" you should probs change it though.
isn't it when you hit smth
Tis why Scattershot + Man-Stopper is goated 
Yeah, it looks at how many stacks of stagger are on the enemy then multiplies that by 20% for the damage bonus. Up to 7 stacks.
mf rotated the shop as i was pressing the buy button
be faster?
die
lmao
had that with a good 376 before
ptsd
It's really fun if you have a good smite Psyker because you can hit that 140% damage boost real fast on a line of anything that's currently being stunned. You even get that damage boost from smite.
psyker with shotgun
Annoyingly stuns have the most annoying shit ever regarding stagger counts
do not let people think they can be good with smite
youll create more of them
why don't they get them?
There are so many reasons why current shotguns should never touch a Psyker and that is one of them.
wah
let me cook (give us brautos too)
nono you misunderstand, I said a "good smite Psyker" as in, they are a good little boy and stun the things I point at. Then I get to be the good player by having one of our more potent weapons get a free ~140% damage boost.
i see
They don't have Man-Stopper (yet)
Assail w/ Man-Stopper and a free 60% crit chance.
The nastiest combos on the market
a shame tbh
can't you do that in a solo game with mods
dude agri railgun would be so cool if I had blue enemies to hit and get rewarded for
agri railgun
huh
is that manstopper agri
Agri Shotgun w/ Scattershot/No-Respite (depends on the build) + Man-Stopper
At least on Zel it's fun because you can 1 shot anything in a line Mauler and below.
mmmmmmmmmm
Well, you can kinda transfer the Agri shotgun to a Lawby esp on Vet
Josho was using some bs reality cleaving Lawby setup. If he could line it up I saw a lot of enemies just vanish from existence.
josho has def run some crackhead builds that dont do much until the crazy situation pops up where he kills 45 elites in 2 seconds
huh
It was Man-Stopper smth I don't remember. Either Flechette or No Respite.
was very potent
how many poxes can charged ironhelm cleave?
However many you believe it should usually
im seeing 6 on special activation h1
It's like, 11
If you have lower crowd control closer to 10
does wartide not display the cleave limit on that properly then
also whats the cc combo not using charged attacks
i may have been dumb
Are you talking about a target cap or the cleave values
mines 75
Yeah probs 10
on activated they got 16.5 by default
poxwalkers are 1.5 iirc
Oh they're 1.25
I was wrong, upwards of 14 poxwalkers.
is it just h1 h2 then repeat l1 h2
I usually go straight to charged attacks but I usually do H1 H2 bc
If you don't want to bc just the L1 H2 stuff
the strikedown is so annoying
i stopped using ironhelm when it got implemented lol
it used to be all i used
bc it was fun
I really enjoy the H3 since it hits hard enough to kill small elites but I do find it annoying that the L1 is the way it is.
The Ironhelm has the better crowd damage of the two due to the special and yet we were also given a shitty heavy for the L1 instead of a different kind of move.
wish it was not in the heavy cycle
just push atk or smth
I can kinda bear it as a PA but the L1 should either be some stagger utility move or just give it some different damage profile to H1 H2 bc.
Alt make the PA a good crowd damage move and make the weapon rely on PAs for crowd damage with the normal combos.
what do you guys recommend I do?
In my head though the L1 being a stabbing-motion bash that chains fast into the L2 and then can chain into the H3 makes my brain far happier.
I feel having rolled flak damage and rampage 4 is nice
my staminaaaaaaa
That's pretty set outside of a lower Shredder value. Swap +Crit Hit Damage to Elites, Unyielding, depending on the BPs Maniac. You can either keep Wrath or swap it, it's only CC on the XV. Anything outside of Rev it Up and Perfect Strike works. If you swap it to Bloodthirsty get +Carapace for your second perk.
so l1 has no cleave?
Yeah
L1 L2 H3 as a single target combo.
In my head H1 H2 PA that loops to H1 makes sense as well.
damn even though its a vanguard?
it used to right?
I thought about swapping cit hit damage for crit hit chance to get my ability back faster with more crits
and then I would maybe swap Wrath for Shred?
because of:
The impact +Crit Chance is super small for IoD and damage in general. You get more out of just killing stuff faster. If you're running Scourge and Blazing Piety you'll have more crit CDR than you know what to do with.
I don't run blazing piety
i would go for maniac, cara or elites
Do you have Scourge?
where is scourge again?
Top right, bleeding enemies + crit chance for hitting bleeding enemies
yea
If you swap Wrath to Shred you'll have good crit CDR. The relative value of +Crit Chance goes up with that setup a tad but a +Damage perk will offer more. If you feel you need it you can swap it later too.
so I swap wrath to shred and don't do the +5 crit chance?
mhm
and the crit damage preferrably to what?
PA used originally chained into H1 or H2, then for a bit it chained into H3 for some reason, they fixed it so it chains into H1 or H2.
I usually run +Unyielding to lean into the boss damage, you can look in the Meat Grinder to see if you just barely miss any 2 or 1 hit breakpoints.
With Martyr you're most likely gonna hit the BPs regardless so +Elites isn't a terrible call.
ok
pa fsr seems to do h3 for me
now I am unusre
+unyielding or elites?
xD
Not sure what to change here. Crit damage to unyielding, or flesh tearer to uncanny strike
Depends on what you want. Do you want to be slightly better at all elites or do you want to hit Unyielding bosses harder?
Hey, any ideas how to do "Just a flesh Wound" penance when solo?
stealth knife on some map forget which and just run through everything
enclavum?
thx, thats what I wanted to try yea ❤️
ok thanks. I think I will go for unyielding
just cleave
I think enclavum works
magistrati perhaps?
Should be hitting ~14 poxwalkers then, 16.5 cleave and 1.25 hitmass
IIRC there was a video of dude running through enclavum or the other map in same location in like 12 minutes or close to that
Do the magistratum assassinate mission whatever it's called, the only wait part is for the spiral stairs it's fast
ok i might have read it wrong then or had something funky
Cleave targets set to -400, a common mistake. 
nice, thx
yeah thats my bad
oh my god its because i set it to poxburster
i am going to die
You should cleave 6 poxbursters. 6 poxbursters, what a treat. Certainly nothing bad will happen if you try to cleave 6 poxbursters.
Mercy killer isn't as good on zealot as on vet imo, and bleed is better than it usually is if you take uncanny in combination. Keeping the crit damage does feel bad though. I'd take uncanny for sure because it's amazing.
surely
i took Until Death and by the emperor i'm going to use it
Pretty much my line of thinking. It's so close to being good, but everything about it kinda sucks
With that setup I'd swap Mercy Killer to Uncanny ig but it's not gonna be terrific. +Crit Chance isn't getting you a whole lot either.
OwO
Push attack leads into H2 rn.
huh
Before the PA would chain into H3, the overhead.
Which was annoying for this exact rotation
Ah yeah. The push leading into H3 was the intended change, it got mixed up with PA though.
how to turn streets of tertium into the streats of london using knife?
(optimal build for shank)
this might actually be one of the best tutorial ive ever played
This is an OwO free zone UwU
he'll thank you when his laptop finishes going into vertical takeoff from alt tabbing the game
you motherfucker
OwO
I did well
takeoff? its in orbit
It worked 🙂
yuh huh
Ignore the part where i used special
Arco if you get a pc one day can you keep the same graphics
it's the arco brand now
I like psykers but i didnt buy the headpiece
Wym true
and then i'll turn on the fps counter once i get an rtx 6080ti super so people watching my recordings can see
It was a question
oh i thought yoshi was bestowing the wisdom that i could keep the same graphics
(no i wouldn't run the same graphics)
i
I figured you were aware that you could keep the same graphics
Ive debated turning mine down
But the game looks so nice
And i am pretty fine with like 80-110 fps
if my game ever drops fps it's because there are 5 bombers going unshot and everyone deserves to die anyway
i figure that since I ignore the fine details while in the moment, i don't really gaf about the graphics
I still have fond memories of the temporary bomber / flamer buff
the gameplay carries most of the enjoyment for me so i'm fine with 1x1 textures
It was chaos
Getting 144 takes some serious work anyway
i see the face of the grim reaper in the guy running over to pick me up in fire
here to help (:
Love that
If i can survive im less mad about it
But your getting one shot by anything
:)
baked mittins
shut up
i engaged in an epic duel with a reaper
who was 10m away whilst i had my melee out
That sounds like a truly epic duel
the two pubs were valiantly assisting me in killing ten poxwalkers
In which you dont play the game
and he was on elevation so i couldn't even have reached him in a timely manner
tbf i was zealot
i just didn't realize a reaper was still alive and on elevation
we defeated the ten poxwalkers
did you now
!!!!!
for some reason, my viewmodel animations are a lot laggier when playing on high ping than before
my actual attacks were coming out but i didn't quite see the animation for them at times
so i just had to melee based on timings and then i kept on doing the damn wrong combo
this sounds like standard josho issue copium
it truly did make me feel like josho
That is probably exactly how josho has to play 70% of the time
Mewmaxxing
My fav lately has been whatever ranged weapon I have out will get stuck as my viewmodel despite me doing other stuff.
Last night when I was playing with Argus my shotgun was stuck ADS'd for a minute or so
this is so sad
Can we skin infant babies
Luna has finally gone insane.
It only took a minute
The Mewmaxxing into Can we skin infant babies combo goes so hard
She cooked
I GOT SOAP
ur germs are melting rn
why can't fatshark make melee weapons with combos like these
Because my siblings didn't seal the cap on correctly so it blew up on my face
mashallah god has struck you down
It's kinda what I want for the next knife variant.
may allah increase your suffering
It burns worse than that time I went to Denny's
have to respect the peformance of putting an entire Denny's in there
It burned
There was a man avoiding child support in there and he sprayed me with pepper spray
how am to decipher that sentence
But my eyes better, just had to go for a late nite walk
You can't
I'm indecipherable
cheese fry pizza walkable city dive bomb pepper spray
Despite that, that's only 20% of the things I say on twitter
you should aim for 0%
I feel like I am being fed code words
wine
There is no feds in this chat
I think you should aim for your toes
toe*
he has one big toe
yes
thats his whole foot
What’s better for damnation hammer or eviserator ?
its personal preference
Roger that
You got room?
K
UHM ITS MY LIST
NOT YOURS TURTLEFLIPPER
Both are good and viable
So it's whatever one you like the most, or are comfortable with
It was gonna be cactuslicker
@median steeple How the hell did you level up so fast
mans hacking 100%
is immolation grenade any good? ive been mostly using the stun grenade cuz i feel like its the best option. i want to use immolation grenade but i dont know how good it is
Does anyone have a list of meta builds for zealot currently?
I love the immolation grenades. Pop one in a choke point and just shove the mobs back on top of it
Your best best is probably checkin youtube for that
Is good.
cranking my hog (spamming missions)
I hate the explosive rifle
Biggest waste of an investment I could make
Bolter?
I return
do not check youtube
find a build or make one, ask for feedback here
youtube builds are 90% trash
Sure, but some people make good guides
there's a couple people
swigs, telopots, the wile spice come to mind
and a lot of not great people
JFJ is not good
if you can find the ones that actually know the game it's mostly ok
I'm curious, how do you judge if a youtuber knows what they're talking about?
You don't. You know better than them

Are they saying the correct things
as in
are they right about what they're saying
watch a video, look at a tier list they make, look at some weapon guide or general game advice
super easy to tell when they have no idea what they are doing
I think it all comes down to experience in any case
JFJ's vid is okay, but there is problems in info
I really hate when AI do this
You just want to check games lantern, or ask here and make your own build
Honestly half of darktide is theory crafting with other folks and making your own build
why is everyone using the mask with the fucked up voice
Funny voice modulation
well shit, now i'm really curious what y'all would make of my content. Trouble with making videos, people that hate it just click off. Hard to get feedback a lot of the time to know if you're missing stuff
i cannot understand what your character is saying and it sounds like a spawning voiceline
send a whole fking shocktroop to me for no reason
if you ask here there are a few of us that know how most of the game works in detail and what's bugged or weird
just how the cookie crumbles ¯_(ツ)_/¯
i got 5 Hi-Int STGs in a row
before i joined, the two guys i was playing with got 4 or 5 hunting grounds in a row
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9b161052-8b40-4734-bfaa-341ce22a2f98/the-emperors-executioner would love some feedback on this build if anyone feels like tearing me a new one
i can tell the game's changed cause i used to have a bit i did as psyker
lore accurate pre-corruption Mortarion
now i cant even do that
lack of toughness generator, emperors bullet, curios with toughness regen and stam regen, stam curio, terrifying barrage
otherwise good overall
I quit.
Ah I forgot to change the toughness regen. I don't use it any more. I figured that FotF was enough toughness regen, but I could see getting rid of the emeprors bullet and backstabber for something else
If they don't let me play the game I don't play.
you are missing something like second wind
just don't have any toughness gen from the tree
post steve
and zealot doesn't need extra stam, we already cracked
post steve
excellent steve
that is probably because I main vet, old habits. What do you run instead? I guess you could take out swift certainty and emperor's bullet, but that isn't enough points to grab something like second wind
this is gonna sound a bit like gatekeeping but build to try and cover your weaknesses/strengths if you can
Laz's loadout could work perfect for him but horrible on me
yeah with fire nade its kind of hard so you have to sac something like attack speed
yeah, didn't want to go for knives because you don't need them with most ranged weapons. I suppose could run a bolter or flamer and swap to knives
most recommended curios are: 3x toughness or 2x toughness 1HP with gunner hp and toughness
and a sniper res, maybe a corruption res, or ordos are also fine
I'll try swapping my curious then. I always like the extra stam to help block, but that could just be poor stamina management
generally you shouldn't be blocking often
well block and push block attacks
my psyker with that one perk says otherwise
and yeah 1 stam way better on vet cause their base is terrible
i see...
I pretty much ran immos exclusively before i got into tknives
the blades of FAITH
Would change 1x gunner for 1x sniper res, Swap barrage for death spitter
3x gunner res has diminishing returns so its not really worth 3
2x is okie doe
hi josho
Sniper just as a safety net because 1x sniper res will be that flat 20% without diminishing which can save yoou
Update when
I'll always run 3x gunner
How often do I get sniped? Once in 1 out of 5 games maybe. How often do I get gunner walled? EVery 3-5 minutes in every single match
Not saying sniper resist is an awful pick though
i run into the issue of getting surrounded as psyker
so then i cant dodge when i need to
because i cant just bowl over a couple poxwalkers
What melee
deimos
Cuz force sword push will stunlock everything around you
Its been like 3 months
1 sniper res is pretty fine but yeah i value gunner resist a lot
Trash mobs atleast
I wish there was a blog of somekind
Just spam force sword push and wade out of the crowd
ill try that next time i play
its also 360
(i will have forgotten about it by then because it will be at least 3 days)
The fact that forcesword push attack increases peril again is pain
so you can make a lot of opening to slip through
If there's a crusher or something, do the push attack (the one that actually pushes enemies over into the ground)
i mean
it makes sense
Yee
because u use the warp
i run scrier so that push is literally my only option ¯_(ツ)_/¯
i could instead bring 3 wounds curios
and walk into fire barrels with 4/5 of them corrupted
Mort and scrier
i cant believe that i only left for two months
Not expected tbh
well scrier detonation isnt an issue for me cause i get smacked faster than the risk of blowing up
hi stan
Hi mankar
Bruh
I am thinking about making a YouTube lolcow documentary about you
Hi stan
u dont have the talent
ive got a deimos and an agri revolver
my curios are not built correctly at all
i dont even remember what my tree is set up for me to do
the lesser, garden variety south carolinan hungers for perogi
and must venture forth from his den
are you talking about yourself or josho
stupid little woo
Hello mort.
isnt it late in the isle of man why are u awake exhillllllllious
oh
stan fucked up my name 4 times so it's a list rn
it's only 3 am or smth I don't remember
why the fuck do i have 15% curio chance
Omg ur Motts too
STOP IT
little does he know u live in tomorrow
My turrets hate argus
Consequenses of not playing a class for a long time
Cats don’t wear party hats
its only been two months yam
No
they ruined assail
ey should
i end this clip with only 8 shards left
assail has fallen
😔
millions must scrier
Your using the empowered psionics?
indeed
You are*
why in the sam hell am i using disrupt destiny
It's skudie
i played that match at 5 am
there were 4 psykers
one left when he died to a beast of nurgle
it was so sad
Emp Psi doesnt stack with other BB reductions/buffs does it?
i think the problem is there's a minimum time to cast from the animation or smth
so u can only speed it up so much
okay so does kinetic resonance stack with Emp Psi
not in a way that matters iirc
use streamable
I feel like emp psionics needs a % to activate exclusive to a blitz instead of a flat rate
okay so if i use emp with BB the way ive already been using it its just free BB
whens fatshark gonna act like a normal company and communicate with da community
Simply touch grass (or play other stuff and check in later)
i havent played dis game in 4 months!!
there aint shit to do in this game!!!
im waiting for a update!!!
alright so josho was right it doesnt really stack in a nice way
We need versus in darktide
4 months? Then you've missed quite a bit of content
fathshark release the 2xp for 500 auric
It will fix the game instantly
we need space marines in darktide
4 months more like 2
and tyranids
That’s me when new stuff drop and get bored again.
So no twins fight or new toys
i consuma da a content a
i remember seeing da boss fight
Oh right i forgot you had the hard drive from 2006 yea?
the 120gb hdd
i think i can get this shit to stack in a half decent way
2 BROKE
i was gonna get one
but
dragons dogma 2 is coming out
so im saving my cash for that
its 35$
broke ass get a 2 terra ssd
I was there was a really nasty moment in there too, right before that person left, i was just in the corner working on the nurgle letting it juice me nicely
letting it juice me nicely
bb really doesnt want to play nice with scriers
It plays hard to get
eventually scriers gens too much to quell it
agh i only got the first corner, the second corner was more traumatic but this is when the psyker left
@royal vortex
i played with a guy that only used the right click throw
and it took me until i got netted to see why everything was only getting killed if me or one pub zealot attacked it
as the psyker gently abraded the enemy
Good
i approve the lil boogie woogie u did in the doorawy
He was my nephew
ngl i read this before skudies message and was very confused
kinetic flayer uses emp charges doesnt it?
if you dont dodge slide while bbsing despite having no dodges left are you playing bb psyker
it was the gunner that got me going in the alley way up top, i think thats why we both went to the corner in the first place lol
its normal to have the word juicy around me its ok
It doesn't no, KF does more damage than BR and also gets the benefit of EP without using charges.
Jonkler
This would be considered a strong interaction if it wasn't on a 15 second cooldown.
i did not know you could slide side ways. 3k hours idk
emp scrier bb might be viable?
wow
idk if i could play this game without knowing i could slide sideways
well
its not that important but still nice
tbf not like the game explains it
i usually slide forward or back while BBing or dodge dance, but never though about if im actually sliding because i duck most times i use secondary out of old trauma staff habit of "slide/charge, slam, quell, slide/charge slam quell
Yeah that's what some peeps do on BB
EP and the BR addon that buffs the charge speed on an ult make it really fast for a bit
You can just, chain elite kills
Alright ima do a coin toss on what to play today instead
yeah that was my though process
It was one of the first builds I did on Psyker, it's fun but if you lose momentum it's annoying.
So if someone has like, Assail or a Revolver you'll sometimes just lose value.
Alright ow2 it is
im sorry
I did this to myself
assail/revo/plasma all kinda destroy bb sadly yeah
agri revolver gaming
however
the only plasma player i play it is not good
he is also desperately trying to do both on overwatch and the no misses one
I feel like being bad with plasma deserves some respect
Yeah I have no motivation to even play this game
okay have fun on the overwatch store update
Yeah if your struggling with plasma thats an actual achievement
How viable is the tigris chainsword?
he gets smacked
I reinstalled for the 9th season because it's shown some... interesting things
That I've personally wanted to see for myself
The Eviscerator? They're solid. Mk II has solid generalist capabilities and the XV leans more into hitting big enemies with a big sword.
So like VT’s executioner?
Yeah the XV is similar according to some people
Overwatch is a game that im probably glad i missed out on
If siege obliterated my mental health OW def would have
I've just grown numb to it
It's the usual
Plus I main a broken hero so it isn't as bad as other players
Hey
No
I have to always be trying to win/improve so comp shooters tend to just stress me out
owned by ur dumass genetics
Then I log off
play until u get a W
Because i dont know how to derive satisfaction out of gaming any other way
Now you need to say two nice things about him
Doesnt feel like i earned it
meanwhile when i played siege it was like "haha funny metal frisbee grab grenade out of air and blow up in enemy face"
But what if I get one immediately
Naw mittins is right
Play game
Win
Feel nothing
Play game
Lose
The Sleep Paralysis Creature Has Returned
Don't encourage him or else he will just shout alarm
actually though
then u go and do something with ur LIFE
No
Win: eh i didnt really earn it do better
Lose: i am worthless
Mittins shouldn''t you be sleeping
yes
The viscous cycle
British
shut up french
Wont tea keep you up
no
WHY DO BRIST DRINK TEA BEFORE BED
I got coffee
LIKE EVERY BRIT I KNOW DOES THIS
Then I'm heading to sleep
it is later for the framch why r u not attacking her stan
Like doesn't the caffeine keep you up???
Tbf it doesnt kick in right away
How essential is duellist on a dagger? I know crit/weakspot hit damage is weird
Maurice you're an easier target
not all tea has caffiene stan
Very
Very
Close your eyes feminine creature
Very
Make me you Warp fat
Very
I can't imagine a someone from the United States of England drinking anything other than black tea
🤔
A someone
Warp fat more like warp FAP

Are you calling them different
WHAT
You didnt
How's this for a dagger build? Trying one diff from my usual stealth one.
I meant a
How would you
Uh
What is that damage
Everything else is perfect
But that damage is not
Well. Many ways. The primary way is the "Essence of The Skunk" which I spray the stank
And yeah
Kinda just
Yeah
It rolled good everywhere else, haven't found one much better. Damage isn't a huge dip since pene/fines/first are all max. Still mulches everything
Hey man give him some privacy
IT'S SCARING MY FATASS DOG
I have two
Two dawgs
I feel like i should have known this by now
I got five cats I reign over in my rat empire
Maybe i wasnt paying attention
Besides revolver/flamer whats a good ranged weapon for zealot?
This is an old photo
NO
Cute dogs btw
Laspistol/brautos are good
Thank you
Are you dogs named laspistol and brauto?
No
Aw
I like darktide a lot but if i ever name my dog brauto shoot me
That's like naming your child specter the unchained
No it would be comedic enough to make me happy and that earns you some cheezits
Full first name
Oh cheezits
What are cheezits
Good stuff
They are a snack
Crack levels?
Yes
I feel like anything is crack for you
I havent had cheezits in forever
I remember finding a box of them floating down the river
Nuh uh if that true then how come I haven't out smoked snoop dog like venom snake did
Liar
Hmmm
A man with an eyepatch was sighted doing wild shit recently
Yes
No
Damn
The entire mgs and ace combat lore is real
Luna
The ones you find trying to bite your asshole on the toilet
There, now lets watch hadron ruin it
Best of luck
I'll give it two upgrades before it's ruined d
You don't know the intricacies of CQC thus can never fully understand why snake is real and so is mgs and ace combat
I mean
Elites is usable
If you get lucky on last blessing
It can work
You're good then
Flesh tearer uncanny is decent
bro has been paralysed in skyrim
Just swap smackdown to uncanny and unarmored to.. whatever works best with knife
Maniac/flak
flesh, uncanny, maniac, elite?
Yeah thats good
Can you stop being my clone
Idk how important flak is since flak enemies kinda melt anyways if I'm hitting them.
My bad
Eh, only flak you'll deal with are gunners, mailers and ragers
Although i don't think i always type second
Same
And ragers count as maniac right?
Yes
Bombers are flak
Yeah but bombers are weak as shit
But they should die anyway
bombers are instagibbed by knife to face
I could pee on one and it'd die
Thats kinda impressive honestly
It's acidic
F
Or would it take a bit
Both
Spelling fail 
Stan
Has anyone seen decimus the zealot
I do not want to hear it from you
I was about to say honestly
excellent steves
Arent we all steve in this chat
everyones pets are steves
we are still us
we are also all in your head
its been 3 months
you need to wake up
its not your fault
No it is my fault
wake up
wake up
Pee
Luna youve mentioned pee twice now in the last 5 minutes
You drink a bunch of water or something
I don't drink water
listen, people are into weird things
That's valid but also id recommend drinking some water
Look people can be into what you want
case in point
I have a bottle in the fridge I forgot about
Please do not tickle my toes
スパイク腎臓石爆発 (SPIKED KIDNEY STONE BLAST)
I dont even know how id react to that i cant imagine my toes are ticklish
i swear to god if i go into walmart after my covid's over and that night shift job got taken im gonna go insane
Or the dog ig
Oh i was unaware
mittins new name
It's why I lock myself in my room
she is not a powerful warlock
Relatable
i do that and i need to stop doing that
however i have covid so i have an actually good reason to lock myself in here
My reasoning is im significantly less miserable in my room
but what do you do to make money
actually dont answer that
Ill work
i dont want to know
Working is fine
They pay good there
if this walmart thing doesnt go through i might have to
just make a cooking channel on onlypans
i cant cook
no one would eat that
Shock value
Anybody can make stan bacon
i cry every time i remember they nerfed voidstrike into OBSCURITY
Just buy it and its done
Reels in all the crowd
the only thing that would go viral is my address after they dox me to get me to stop cooking it
Silence
They made my child useless 😔
https://streamable.com/iv9xjr @coarse birch look at this
obscurisity
no laz its impossible
I hate that weapon so much
u cant use it anymore
oh hi bandit
Its like you and ogryn for me
excellent steve
waht specie of crow is this
Specie
But only for certain maelstroms
void is so comically dumb its funny
i cant even hate it
because i dont see ppl doing this
redundant phrasing. lol stupid
But you have to aim so its hard 🙂
im going to annihilate you
What is it with you and tickling
stev
It's fun
Kinda looks like my grandma's cat
i enjoy crayons
What's your fav flavor
purple
josho is a wiskey lima
why was eating crayons an actual thing in like kindergarten or first grade
We were dumb
I wasn't that dumb
i have never broken a bone
Really?
truly
Impressive
Found him
I have fractured both my pinky and my skull and nearly broken my wrist
Thats it tho
"and my skull"
oh wow they do look fairly similar
Yeah that wasnt fun
I broke my arm but that was cause my brother pushed me