zealot-class

[hushed knoll]

Exactly

[steep flame]

explain THIS THEN
https://youtu.be/fn3KWM1kuAw?si=Rnv7rS4Jt6lsMEdI

[hushed knoll]

No no no I hate this I hate this

[median steeple]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/1TMUiwVgbWa-Jj/d1337M4TRCr4?invite=cr-MSxrU2IsMTk0NjM5OTEyLA

This fucking game man

I cant anymore

[obsidian prairie]

well that has got to have been the longest plague tree end event I have ever done

[south folio]

https://streamable.com/2tit7b

[obsidian prairie]

I got to see a Shredder vet, which I didn't know existed

[steep flame]

this is the future stan

[median steeple]

LMAO

[rigid trellis]

the voice line is perfect too

[hushed knoll]

NO

I refuse to accept your recitation of the facts

[steep flame]

you will be forced to move forward with technology or be left behind

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

I FORGOT HOW LOW QUALITY UR GAME WAS

LMFAO

[median steeple]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/1TMW9L8N8dOgj9/d1337rvNQloz?invite=cr-MSxOd3IsMTk0NjM5OTEyLA

[loud hearth]

this is fucking hilarious

[sharp zodiac]

Sounded like he sneezed

[south folio]

psykinetic's wrath (venting shriek) op

[hushed knoll]

Arco hi

[south folio]

hi stan

[hushed knoll]

Please explain to me what piss corner is

[sharp zodiac]

Racoon

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/vtuber-anime-anime-run-vtuber-scream-anime-scream-gif-10984256020894092972

[steep flame]

kitty

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/torsion-gif-16742133732546221725

@steep flame @sharp zodiac

[steep flame]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-speech-bubble-boykisser-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-gif-4169251036245788516

ur just mad cuz we right

[south folio]

so my housemate's girlfriend had a roommate who didn't take care of their cat at all
and the litter box ended up being so dirty or something that the cat elected to piss in a random corner of the house

and thus birthed the piss corner

(housemates ended up taking care of the cat)

[steep flame]

horrible

[hushed knoll]

EW wtf

[visual stream]

Mom found the piss drawer

[hushed knoll]

That poor car

Car

Cat

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/car-kick-fail-epic-fail-funny-gif-3412206

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-car-gif-26340733

[steep flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1201539536505819237/4407b7b995d62e14db601801a8b8544104e3d2c3.gif

the car in question

[hushed knoll]

Stop stop stop stop

This is unacceptable

[median steeple]

car

its a car

look at what YOU created

[spare talon]

YES WE'RE ALL BOUND DOWN TO THE DEEP AND WE'LL ALL BE SLEEPIN IN THE COLD BELOW

on second listen i dont think thats sleeping in the cold below but it it def sounds like it

[median steeple]

it is

its just the cover decided to play instead of the OG

[spare talon]

i thought it was a cover initially but idk why on second listen it sounded so different

[hushed knoll]

I have done nothing

[spare talon]

cars are so cool

[hushed knoll]

[median steeple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvWv6tqC1iQ&pp=ygUaY29sbSBtY2d1aW5uZXNzIGNvbGQgYmVsb3c%3D

this one

I have the OG for narmer song in my playlist

as well

[royal vortex]

are u sure

[hushed knoll]

I am always innocent

[royal vortex]

i thought u were stan

[spare talon]

ig the other audio just makes it sound completely different

[visual stream]

"Can the warframes get ________?"

[hushed knoll]

My pope name is Innocent

[spare talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3azAgYwWN8&ab_channel=Sabuuchi

[royal vortex]

are u a catholic

[hushed knoll]

No

[royal vortex]

wtf

how are u a pope

[visual stream]

Why were you so quick to answer with that

God

[hushed knoll]

Why are you so surprised

[spare talon]

cuz i just posted in another server

[hushed knoll]

I could totally be the pope

[royal vortex]

ur not a very popely fellow

[visual stream]

Oh okay 😮‍💨

[hushed knoll]

Says who???

[spare talon]

i just had to side mouse button back 2 times and i could grab the link

[visual stream]

I thought you were on demon time

[royal vortex]

says me

[hushed knoll]

I have the power of God AND anime on my side

[royal vortex]

the pope only has the power of god

so

[spare talon]

do you want to know a fun fact

[hushed knoll]

Sure

[spare talon]

im friends with that guy

[hushed knoll]

The pope is actually the Archweeb

[hushed knoll]

OMG really????

[royal vortex]

how do u know

[indigo ridge]

I am bothered by how well the dogbot dances

[hushed knoll]

Did they not teach you this in shells

School

[royal vortex]

i did not learn from shells

sorry

[median steeple]

in shells

ok hermit crab

[spare talon]

we went to the same middle and high school, same grade

his name is matt

[hushed knoll]

Oh my God that's amazing

What a legend

What did he think about being a meme

[spare talon]

he thought it was cool the first few months then he hated it for like the next 2 years cuz thats all he was known as and then it wasnt as often used and he didnt hate it anymore

[summer moth]

my call of duty montage arc begins NOW

[hushed knoll]

That makes sense

[hushed knoll]

No

Crabs can't be cozy

[median steeple]

WRONG

[steep flame]

tomahawk trickshot vibes

[spare talon]

but that wasnt a skit or anything
he is literally just like that, obviously as a joke, but he just has that goblin energy at all times

[median steeple]

Bomber kick is

ahy

[hushed knoll]

Oh yeah I figured

[hushed knoll]

Correct*

[median steeple]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/1TMJ2X4WvlXei2/d1337LQiV5TO?invite=cr-MSxOdncsMTk0NjM5OTEyLA Bros got LEGS

[fleet zealot]

is that hazbin'd hotel'd

[median steeple]

I love them

look at that

[steep flame]

what the blud is bro listening too

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-lick-mlem-cute-funny-gif-25264237

[steep flame]

fruitiest swing ive ever hear

[median steeple]

I am the emperors fruitiest mf

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/angel-dust-hazbin-hotel-pfp-gif-21527136

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/rosie-alastor-hell-hazbin-hotel-cannibal-town-gif-12356267111269072043

[royal vortex]

colonizer

[fleet zealot]

i'll fight you for that title

and win

[median steeple]

I will BEAT you istg

[spare talon]

him and i nearly got in school suspension back in middle school cuz they found out we were the ones that made a .bat file that starts an infinite loop of opening basic windows apps that leads to a blue screen, putting it on the schools shared drive, and disguising it as minecraft

[fleet zealot]

alastor is my favorite ace in the hole

[steep flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004355825252442156/1200948415522144366/RDT_20240128_031612.mp4?ex=65d143de&is=65becede&hm=e019eba95a313379aa4ef43bc8468e4929a9dd3376d106a5472d2a3759b3574c&

[median steeple]

I love how he doesnt know what that means

https://tenor.com/view/itve4-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248973

[median steeple]

literally playing one game of darktide gave me a headache

[royal vortex]

u wish

[median steeple]

bro you are SHORT

[hushed knoll]

Guys please love each other

[median steeple]

stop gnomemaxing

[hushed knoll]

Let's all be kind

[fleet zealot]

no

[fleet zealot]

fuck y'all

[hushed knoll]

And eat apple pie and create tree houses out of aged oak

[fleet zealot]

ballincat

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/v7h3ci

this vet did nothing else all game

but he had the fkin VALUE

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-playing-basketball-ballin-gif-27081507

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879776035682545676/1185042514378498098/caption_1.gif?ex=65cec558&is=65bc5058&hm=d2f45ef3ca8de4a4a5bd214d05ba7d85bca0b25a5f197b80790b0e1386bb05ca&

[median steeple]

he was bait

[spare talon]

in high school we had a global issues summit project and he fought so hard to be the representitive for north korea, and somehow managed to get almost everyone else to vote for his very in-character resolution of journalist concentration camps

[median steeple]

all he needed to be

[median steeple]

holy shit

[hushed knoll]

[fleet zealot]

fuck my vets name is mallava

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/katonen-leo-pointing-katonen-leo-pointing-gif-25198793

[fleet zealot]

i thought that was me

[ripe quest]

hazbin hotel

[spare talon]

and we're talking about this fuckin dude lmao

https://tenor.com/view/ahh-shouting-screaming-fight-me-lets-fight-gif-16154986

[median steeple]

yes the soundtrack is stuck in my head

[fleet zealot]

same voice actor wait is that me

[steep flame]

https://tenor.com/view/coyote-yot-yurryot-dog-bark-gif-9972038317307068235

[fleet zealot]

am I clipped, fuck my memory foolin me around

[median steeple]

Holy shit I always wondered what happened to that kid

[junior vortex]

Is stability important on autoguns?

Especially the braced autoguns.

[hushed knoll]

OMG you're back I thought you were gone forever

[median steeple]

I think its the second last important thing you need

with mobil being the eleast

[junior vortex]

Ammo seems pretty damn important

I like having a little extra ammo.

[fleet zealot]

varies per autogun

[median steeple]

i forgot the stats it had ngl

[fleet zealot]

on burst fire autoguns or if you are using full auto with headhunters in general

stability can be pretty important

[junior vortex]

Full autos don't much need it

But the semi-auto headhunters definitely benefit from stability the most.

Infantry too.

Braced are more like the spray and pray autoguns

[steep flame]

are you fond of long range shooting?

[junior vortex]

To be honest I have a charge on zealot to clear space

And with autogun it pairs well to rush into enemies and gun them down

[sharp zodiac]

Lost at the last hurdle but I got the evil eye

So I'm happy

[south folio]

stability on braced autos is whatevs but i do like my accuracy whenever i can get it

but dance of death exists anyways

[junior vortex]

I don't care for it because half of the time you are just spraying the gun

I use it to get running trappers and flamers typically

Because my melee can handle most things.

Or just areas you cannot run into

[spare talon]

yeah i knew him long before and long after that meme happened
honestly still kinda crazy

[junior vortex]

What is your opinion on zealot throwing knife.

[spare talon]

any story with him involved is always a good one, whether its cuz of him or not

[junior vortex]

It seems cool

I mean throwing weapons are always cool.

At least they are fun

[spare talon]

like we went to a summer camp at a close university for a week a long time ago and during that time there was a bomb hoax
that definitely was interesting

this was before the god and anime meme even took off too

[prisma sigil]

zealot moment

[median steeple]

bro is living in a movie

[spare talon]

throwing knives inherit weapon blessings that are active, so if you have one that increases rending, like uncanny strike or handcannon, the knives will also have rending

so that means it is completely possible to one shot a crusher to the head with a thrown knife

[spare dome]

cleave is especially fun

[spare talon]

yeah
manstopper throwing knives being able to theoretically kill 30+ ragers in a line is crazy

[ripe quest]

Stan why in gods name would I pick now of all times to vanish from the server.

[royal vortex]

he has said multiple times "i miss exhilious" as if you had vanished

[south folio]

rip exhillious

shame he's not here anymore

[hushed knoll]

I DON'T KNOW I GOT SCARED

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/v7h3ci also @ripe quest

wait

wrong clip

https://streamable.com/8inwd6

[ripe quest]

toddler-level object permanence.

[royal vortex]

we got another one of those vets

[hushed knoll]

Wtf

[visual stream]

Who will I bug for obscure Darktide interactions and stats now

[royal vortex]

let me get one of the funnier ones

[hushed knoll]

I am a MAN god dammit

[hushed knoll]

No dabbing please

[south folio]

MAN
ANM
ANIME

[ripe quest]

what is happening there

[hushed knoll]

Arco what

[ripe quest]

why does his mic explode

[royal vortex]

he went down

and someone hit him with a sheet of metal

[south folio]

he venting shrieked IRL

[hushed knoll]

I'm confused

[ripe quest]

crab

[sharp zodiac]

He beat his desk

[spare talon]

he sent a trapper into the void

[hushed knoll]

I though that was the injection sound

[spare talon]

me too
i thought the audio bugged

[royal vortex]

FUCK i didnt clip the one where we're both fighting 2 scab ragers and he calls out "maulers"

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimple-pun-puns-as-we-crow-it-gif-27141527

[hushed knoll]

I see what you did there

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man????

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-how-many-times-teach-you-this-lesson-spongebob-squarepants-gif-14501726

[heavy arch]

omg

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/ipad-peel-off-screen-protector-put-back-bubbles-gif-16837509

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/0z8bip

this is my favorite one from that game

i told him i appreciated the callouts because i play dt blind and my e-reader wasnt working and he told me it helps him focus

which makes me wonder why he doesnt just mute his mic

[steep flame]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-holding-ferret-swinging-ferret-funkypjz-gif-23246819

[hushed knoll]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

[summer moth]

fuck you game

[steep flame]

meat grinder

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-come-here-gif-14280244

[heavy arch]

[summer moth]

begone bole

[tropic harbor]

What ranged weapon do you guys usually run with your crusher?

For Auric and damnation missions

[steep flame]

agri brauto is the only ranged i have

and 2 decent revolvers ig

[ashen pecan]

Bolter cuz cba beating the shit out of crusher packs

[hushed agate]

Flamer

[dense field]

All of the above + laspistol

[still quartz]

Me

I am the ranged weapon

Sniper 50m away from the horde?

[sterile stone]

Get this man a shower

[still quartz]

Fuck it, Fury of the Faithful will have to do

[hushed agate]

Now they just need to buff rev it up and we will finally be able to turn zealot into a missile

[spare talon]

LMAO

[polar nexus]

YOU MONSTER WHY DID YOU DO THAT

[still quartz]

https://tenor.com/bxNcN.gif

[ember yew]

noticed how that addon bugs hp/toughness, but whatever

i still take instant loads

[snow loom]

whats a good +25% damamge to do

[ember yew]

Flak/Maniac
sometimes Unyelding or Carapace, depends on the weapon

sometimes 10% elites

[hushed agate]

Sometimes unarmored too

[snow loom]

using the mk 4 chain axe

[ember yew]

Chainaxe 4 can do pretty much everything, you can go Flak/Maniac, if you have troubles with carapace, you can go Flak/Carapace or Flak/Unyelding (Unyelding = Ogres/Bosses)

[open bramble]

i got vote kicked from a game from the first time

They waited till right after we killed the scab captain boss or whatever to do it, too

lol

[hushed agate]

Thats gross

[ember yew]

seems like an arse premade of 3

what did you do though

[hushed agate]

Probably nothing

[open bramble]

I probably deserved it

I dunno

I was yoloing ahead really hard

[ember yew]

ah

so it's RUSH HATERS

[open bramble]

Wasn't really paying attention to the game

Just kind of pushing hard

[ember yew]

i've seen them

[hushed agate]

No if you needed kicked theyd do it before the end of the mission. They are just assholes

[ember yew]

yeah

[hushed agate]

Dw

[royal vortex]

on the search for t4 blaze away

[ember yew]

just block all 3

[open bramble]

lol

[ember yew]

i have encountered a lot of rush haters

but never once a premade who votekicked me at the end

[open bramble]

Yeah, I figured it was 3 friends in discord who got pissed at me

[surreal shore]

i got this from the store iz dis gud guyz?

[open bramble]

If it's an easy modifier like hi-intensity (non-shock), I typically just play super aggro and try to push through the stage super fast

Since it's pretty easy

[snow loom]

got this as an emporors gift

[hushed agate]

Yes very

[hushed agate]

Chain club

[ember yew]

top tier stuff

[ember yew]

i do that always even in HISTG

i mean if i go

and clear like 80% of the enemies

what's the problem

[surreal shore]

oh i was just joking its a 380 with top tier blessing and perks of course its good XD

[surreal shore]

get that SLAUGHTERE

HAND IT IN

GET THAT SLAUGHTERER 4!

[snow loom]

sadly wasnt the better chainax

arent blessing locked by weapon, so you can only change them between the same weapons

[surreal shore]

Yes dont sell it

Plus you get that blessing for both chainaxes

[snow loom]

i havent sold anything yet so dw

only figured out i can today lol

[surreal shore]

Plus every class that can use that chainaxe will get acess to that slaughterer

4

[surreal shore]

They share blessings dude!

Weapons of different marks share blessings

It's weapons that are complete different catrgory that don't

[snow loom]

oh hell yeah

[surreal shore]

Like let say devil claw and heavy sword got different rampage blessings you need to get

But across their marks its shared

[snow loom]

also should i get head taker off of this or thunderous

[surreal shore]

I mean doenst matter which one I dont use either one but considering that one is tier 3

You should get the tier 3

I personally run thrust + slaughterer

[snow loom]

also, can you always take a blessing off of one thing and put it on another, no matter how many times

cus my main chain axe isnt too good

[ember yew]

if you take blessing from something, you can put anytime on another

you can also replace them for infinite times, but you can do modifications max for 2 slots, after that its locked

[surreal shore]

Dude I just raalise I got 3 380 heavy sword 1 of each mark

Why does this game keep giving me this meanwhile I can't make a good mark iv kantrael for my vet

[snow loom]

whyyy am i always poor

[surreal shore]

How many hours you got ?

[snow loom]

46

lol

[surreal shore]

I got 1.78k dude

I still don't have all the items I want

So you know dont worry about it

[snow loom]

i wish we could turn dimatium into plasteel

we get way too much diamantium for how much is used imo

or a way to grind mostly plasteel

[ember yew]

could just remove it and leave 1 material in the game

[snow loom]

yeah

works too

[zealous basin]

MAMA MIA

HERE I GO AGAIN

MY MY HOW COULD I RESIST YOU

[ivory marlin]

Omg

Its flup

Flup

[zealous basin]

:3

[ivory marlin]

Flip

[zealous basin]

hi

[ivory marlin]

Got it

Howdy

[zealous basin]

whos flip

[ivory marlin]

:(

[zealous basin]

:4

[ivory marlin]

Real

I had a stan moment 😔

[zealous basin]

ive been waiting for someone to stan moment my name for so long

[royal vortex]

flup

[ivory marlin]

Hi josho

[zealous basin]

hai 83

[peak flare]

jellots

ironhelm or crucis

[zealous basin]

im gonna play fornr

[royal vortex]

shalom

[zealous basin]

ironhelm if ur cool crucis if ur cringe (aka named lazor)

[peak flare]

both are thrust momentum?

[zealous basin]

momentum wtf ew n o

slaughterer/headtaker pick ur fave

[ivory marlin]

Me?

[zealous basin]

though thrust yes

[ivory marlin]

Also hi el penisente hows dealing with the miracle going

This you?

[peak flare]

mhm

[zealous basin]

im going to do violence

[ivory marlin]

Real

[peak flare]

i got this, trying to finish my thrust drop penitencia

i take it swap block efish and trauma to thrust after it's done, yes-yes?

[ember yew]

ye

[peak flare]

what do with block efish

[ember yew]

unyelding

[peak flare]

will i bazong

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-40k-video-game-gif-12881358

[ivory marlin]

Mia culpa looks hella different

[sterile stone]

You've got a weird sleep schedule

[ivory marlin]

Its 12:14 am rn

Im up do to stress

[sterile stone]

1:14 am

[steep flame]

:3

[ivory marlin]

Watching my dumb little idiot try to eat her shadow

Nvm she fell asleep on her heat rock

[sterile stone]

You got a kid?

Oh nvm

[ivory marlin]

Lizard

[sterile stone]

Was gonna say

That's a weird way to say bed for a kid

"I didn't get my kid a bed, I got them a rock"

[ivory marlin]

I would not have a child

No women wants me

[sterile stone]

Waaaaait a moment

What abot the last time we talked

[ivory marlin]

Im talking about this dumb little idiot

[sterile stone]

Weren't you going on da te

[ivory marlin]

She wasn’t ready but the way she told me it felt like she has feelings but too much going on rn

[sterile stone]

Ahhh

In time then friend.

As most things in life.

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

I might ask again on valentines but idk how to tell if shes ready or not

Anyways ima talk about my gecko now

She is my favorite thing ever

She’s so dumb but i love her for it

Here she is trying to eat the shadow of a worm

[steep flame]

scorch gameplay

[sterile stone]

Looks like she's studying the thing

[fair igloo]

Lizards are absolutely adorable

[fair igloo]

also idk what this means but i agree :)

[ivory marlin]

She repeatedly struck the ground

I help it up to her mouth and she still missed

[ivory marlin]

I want all of them

[sterile stone]

I've been there

[ivory marlin]

Guys i need to make 3.5k hella quick

[fair igloo]

literally every video i've ever seen about lizards are how dumb they are and it's the cutest thing

how could u not want something so dumb it runs headfirst into walls every 5 seconds

[sterile stone]

[ivory marlin]

Not a want its a need

[sterile stone]

Ahhhh

A old school fixer uper

Give it a coat of red paint

[ivory marlin]

A 1972 plymouth duster

[sterile stone]

It's all good

[ivory marlin]

Id go dark green personally

[sterile stone]

[ivory marlin]

I like greens

[sterile stone]

I think it's time I head to sleep.

[ivory marlin]

Real

[ivory marlin]

That’s exactly why i have her

She is just a silly little dumb idiot

And i love her for that

[fair igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-gif-22075136

I love lizards

[ivory marlin]

I originally had 2 geckos

But i had to give one away cuz i didn’t have space

And i miss him so much

[fair igloo]

I hope he found a good home :(

[ivory marlin]

He did

He was with my ex but despite how toxic my ex was as a human he’s taking great care of my little guy

[fair igloo]

That's good to hear thenn :)
Geckos are adorable

[ivory marlin]

This is my favorite photo of my little newton

I miss him so much

I have the best names for them btw

[ivory marlin]

Newton Agustus Salazar

[ivory marlin]

Echo

[fair igloo]

I like how u gave one the name of a distinguished noble and the other is just named Echo loll

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

It used to be just newt and echo but so many people told me newt was a different kind of animal so i gave him a full name

[true kindle]

lovely little creature and terrarium!

[ivory marlin]

Thank you hank, i actually made her hide too with animal safe clay and glaze

[true kindle]

awesome

[copper hawk]

FUCK ur CWEATURE

I WILL EATZ IT !!

[junior vortex]

I just found out bleed pairs well with eviscerator

Maybe because it's already such a power house.

[ember yew]

got a new family member today

https://tenor.com/view/toilet-paper-slot-machine-las-vegas-quarantine-casino-gif-16785818

[earnest yew]

What are good blessings for stealth knife zealot?

[polar nexus]

Uncanny + precog / riposte

You can use uncanny flesh tearer if you want some bleed

[earnest yew]

I get enough on crit but what about ruthless?

[polar nexus]

Situational

[earnest yew]

Got ya

[polar nexus]

Uncanny stacks on weakspot hits.

You should always hit them

[earnest yew]

Precog it is cuz I just rolled a tier 3 on this knife lol

[polar nexus]

Executor is good too with uncanny if you're good enough to hit then all the damn time

Precog is on dodge and you will dodge a lot. Knife is a finesse weapon so yeah, enjoy.

Don't forget to take the duellist talent

[earnest yew]

Pretty sure I got it

[polar nexus]

Nice

[earnest yew]

Oh yeah that perks a must

By the the some sort of miracle that I don't have to change a blessing what perks would be decent? I'm sorry for asking so much

[ember yew]

test run

could be better if i had Vet with ammo aura

so far i like it better than agri8, but there's certain situations where ag8 is better

[polar nexus]

god i am fed up playing auric with people not taking crates

and stealth veteran zooming like fucking zealot and dying

[ember yew]

this game is ez

not needed

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-necron-gif-17816277693703384207

i picked up all grimms today, nobody said a thing tho

[polar nexus]

I am using a fucking bolter. You will take the crate or I will slurp all the ammo for your columnus

[ember yew]

well assuming you dont shoot at hordes with it

go and pick it up

[polar nexus]

We had a vet with ammo tho. He kept dying

[ember yew]

he can't even suffice as a mobile ammo crate

[polar nexus]

I was hoarding the healt crate

The ogryn kept dying too

[ember yew]

if they refuse to pick up ammo crate i just throw it on the ground

pick ammo and move on

[polar nexus]

That's what I did after magdumping the boss

[ember yew]

some people refuse to pick up HP crate too

then you sit there and think

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

[polar nexus]

It's like, allright I am going to play and if I die I will smoke some weed

[ember yew]

dont forget that there a second type of people

who pick up crates

but NEVER use them

even in hab dreyko last phase

even if they are dying

there

so i just collect it from the body

[polar nexus]

Well sometimes I forget i got the crate

Same with health booster

[ember yew]

im sure if you were running at 15% HP, you would remember

that you got one

or clear that wound

[polar nexus]

It's like, if you died 2 or 3 times in the first 10 minutes please take it

[polar nexus]

My god. You know I heal people sometimes

Like. Ok I can survive with low HP. But I'd rather have the shout and more ammo tbh so you will be healed

[ember yew]

80% of the time i pick HP stim i use it on someone who at 1/2 wounds (purple)

and even then it sometimes hard to catch them

to stick that needle

in da ass

best moments to use it when you help someone to get up, so you can clean that wound on spot

[faint vapor]

To be fair, I like purple more than white

So excuse me if I want a pretty purple hp bar 😔

[dense field]

We have a keystone just for you then

wew

[faint vapor]

Brb respecing

[proud kraken]

we were at the end of the game

the door was open and the valkyrie was a few feet away

[faint vapor]

Happened before to me :c

Wish I knew what caused it so I can more accurately berate Fatshark

[sterile stone]

New cosmetic set got added to the game

[coarse birch]

🤨

Its a Wednesday

[sterile stone]

I said added to the game

Not the store

[coarse birch]

Ah just like

Not released yet

[sterile stone]

Mhm

I guess for every class

They've named it Gilded carmine

[steep flame]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-warhammer-warhammer40k-the-emperor-slaanesh-gif-16325706

[sterile stone]

Every class got a gold plate armor set

[faint vapor]

Lol deploy with just the warplate

[sterile stone]

Vet got shafted

[faint vapor]

Rip

[nimble fiber]

man the psyker headpiece looks goofy again

[sterile stone]

To be fair

Most of these sets are just mash ups of released

And unreleased cosmetics

[nimble fiber]

oh ok then

[sterile stone]

Granted it's still difficult to find some of the pieces

Cause there's a WAVE of unused reskins

For cut classes

Like Veteran Grunt

Or drill sarge

I can't tell which head piece goes for ogryn

Cause there's 3 different head gears using that exact same color pattern

[nimble fiber]

I believe in your skills comrade

[ember yew]

so it's chinese new year special set

tho do chinese players even play darktide

[nimble fiber]

probably

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

I don't see any red and gold trimmed ogryn clothing

For anything other than hoods and bandana masks

[ember yew]

golden bandana when

[sterile stone]

I'm lying nvm

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/what-monkey-shook-shocked-surprised-gif-8153885586429536809

[copper hawk]

Hate red and gold trim

[nimble fiber]

how could u

[copper hawk]

Hate hate..

I want flak..

[sterile stone]

It's called vault marshal

[copper hawk]

I want grey.. i want crimson..

Wait nvm

[sterile stone]

I honest to god can't find the headset that goes with this

[copper hawk]

That's sick

Good reskin

When r we getting like

[sterile stone]

I can't tell if it's mixed in with the ocean of other reskins or not

[copper hawk]

Crusher-esqe armor for ogryn

[nimble fiber]

I want shrek drip for ogryns pls

[copper hawk]

I want the Moebian 2nd's like

Shield coloring on a flak cuirass

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[copper hawk]

The Crushers have the 6th's shield on their chest plate

I want the zame..

[sterile stone]

Closest you're gonna get to bulky ogryn armor

[copper hawk]

!!

CWINGE

[sterile stone]

Is the tital art armor

With a bandolier

[copper hawk]

Hate hate hate ..

LMFAO yah

The armor we STILL DONT HAVE

KYAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-zeus-kratos-zeus-gif-27202380

ROUNDFIIIIIISH !!!

[sterile stone]

The title art chest piece belongs to a Ogryn named Brogg

Matter of fact

All the title art characters have a name

The vet is Arlo

[copper hawk]

What's w the like

Chesplates lookin like the drunk uncle's tank top after 9 shots of tequila at the quinceanera

Chest plates*

Like they're like above the ogryns belly

Put like a lower plate as well

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

[copper hawk]

Astaghfirullah!!

[sterile stone]

I don't think any class has a full set of plate armor

[copper hawk]

Gun dragger would be nice if there was a SHIRT underneath the armor

Ehrhuwdb wfjne rmdb2pOq92jd qosnw

[frosty herald]

argus is gilded stuff in the store rn or just leaked?

[copper hawk]

[sterile stone]

I just pulled it when I updated my mods

So not yet

[nimble fiber]

bless u

[sterile stone]

Maybe this thursday

[copper hawk]

Rotation isnt till 2morrow

[frosty herald]

it looks like ass ngl

[nimble fiber]

guess we'll see

[sterile stone]

I said this before

They're dead ass just mashups

[copper hawk]

Butter armor

[sterile stone]

Of existing content

That has both been released

And not released

With a red and gold trim color scheme

That's why I stick with my trench raider vet

[nimble fiber]

nice drip

[proud kraken]

blade encarmine when

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna be real

I have no idea what the carmines are

I assume a sect of turbo religious cultist or something

[sterile stone]

Ballin

[frosty herald]

those damn shoulderpads

[sterile stone]

This game do be weird

There's Flak

And heavy flak

Some of the Vet armor pieces tho on the wiki

like the exact same you can find on the war hammer wiki

Calls it Carapace

[nimble fiber]

argus slowly falling into the darktide clothing rabbit hole

[sterile stone]

I'm glad you weren't around when I ranted about Fallout

[nimble fiber]

were u a clothing designer in another life or something

[sterile stone]

Nah it's not that

The fallout one makes more sense

Like

[fading vale]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout4-gif-5924860

[sterile stone]

How do you have an entire paramilitary faction like the brotherhood of steel

Who can make battle bots that were in the concept phase before the end of the world

Can build air bases from the ground up using scrap

Can pilot, build and maintain vertibird

And not a single soul knows how to repair a car

Or APC

[nimble fiber]

they would simply be too powerful

[coarse birch]

I need to play fallout idk how ive gone this long without playing it lol

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

[sterile stone]

Ima be honest chief

You don't buy a fallout/bethesda game for the main game

You buy it for the mods

[nimble fiber]

[coarse birch]

Damn i thought you were calling me a persona character

Yeah i usually mod bethesda stuff

Although i tend not to play them for super long

[nimble fiber]

true, then u mod too much until the game is unplayable and u drop it

[coarse birch]

Like ill get some amount into the game and lose interest

[sterile stone]

He gets it

[coarse birch]

Happened with starfield and skyrim

[sterile stone]

Starfield was such a tragedy

[coarse birch]

They were fun i just lose interest at some point

[nimble fiber]

it sadly to be like that

u spend so much fucken time finding the perfect mods, to then just switch to the next game

[coarse birch]

Yeah

And i kinda tend to play a lot of the same games so after a while i wanna go back to what i know eventually

Like ill always play the new FF/persona etc but when i try new games a lot of the time i lose interest

Even bg3 i couldn't get into

Maybe once im in the mood for it

[fading vale]

I somehow made it all the way through starfield

I enjoyed several of the side quests

[sterile stone]

I'ma be real

[fading vale]

The main story was hot garbage though

[sterile stone]

The side quest were the best part about Starfield

^

[stable cypress]

oog oof magic space rock vision

[fading vale]

Space ended up kind of feeling like more of a chore in some ways, just glorified fast travel with super mid combat

[stable cypress]

space combat felt ass to me but its not really my jam anyways

[fading vale]

It wasn't great

and you had to mod to unlock the ship hud from 30fps

[sterile stone]

The level scaling of enemies wasn't great either

Like did you manage to grind to level 100+?

Great

[coarse birch]

I barely did the main quests cause i try and do all the side quests available before continuing main quest in games

But uh

[sterile stone]

Enemies take several mags to kill on anything above easy difficulty.

[coarse birch]

Starfield lol

[fading vale]

Yeah bullet sponge was an issue

[thorn imp]

I'll play it when the modders make it the game it shouldve been, in 5 years

[fading vale]

Especially when you get enemies that are like lul 4 health bars

[thorn imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/913709691899641866.gif?size=48&name=keked&quality=lossless

[ivory marlin]

Bombs

[fading vale]

Also way too much shit loot and crafting was terrible

[sterile stone]

Unironically the best way to kill bullet spondge enemies in starfield

Is to use the vaccum ability

And suffocate them

[ivory marlin]

I didnt like starfield

[sterile stone]

I'm not hopeful of the next Elder Scrolls game

[fading vale]

It was at least entertaining enough for me for a while (after modding a bunch of shit to make it playable)

[ivory marlin]

Shit was the most boring game ever

[coarse birch]

Maybe i should try it again with mods

[fading vale]

Is there a talent rework mod yet

That would be great

[coarse birch]

Probably

[fading vale]

The base talent system is horrible

[nimble fiber]

same honestly, but ey, maybe it won't be complete garbage and somewhat playable

[fading vale]

Skyrim enhanced enhanced enhanced edition

[coarse birch]

Yeah who knows how ES 6 will be

Speaking of which i need to play the other elder scrolls games

[fading vale]

Have you seen people play skyrim in VR with treadmills

[sterile stone]

Eh

I'm waiting for the next fallout

I heard after ES6

Todd is considering retiring

So hopefully whomever takes up the mantle

Does a better job

[fading vale]

Sure are hoping for a lot from next fallout

[nimble fiber]

only thing we can do is hope

[fading vale]

The skyrim VR stuff is really funny cause they are literally running up mountains by running irl

[coarse birch]

I only played a little skyrim vr

Seemed fun tho

[sterile stone]

Skyrim needs to just be taken out back and given a proper burial.

That game is up there with GTA 5

[fading vale]

How many releases have there been

[sterile stone]

In terms of shit that just doesn't wanna die.

[fading vale]

Like 17 or something

[coarse birch]

Yeah probably like 17

Id believe it

[fading vale]

I guess I could Google it

[sterile stone]

Starfield wasn't Bethesda's Magnum Opus

Skyrim was.

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-giant-lift-off-blast-off-low-earth-orbit-gif-13934296

[fading vale]

17 times was correct, must have googled it before

also I beg Bethesda, please make a game without a godawful intro

how are they all SO BAD

[ivory marlin]

Ah you’re finally awake

:(

[sterile stone]

Bethesda doesn't really venture too far from

The chosen one

Or

You're a lucky prisoner

[ivory marlin]

I touched a rock and now i can see the future

[fading vale]

the first thing I always do is figure out how to get out of intro hell as fast as possible and make a save

[ivory marlin]

Time to find 20 million more pieces of it

[ivory marlin]

Real

[fading vale]

the starfield story was so bad man

[ivory marlin]

I played maybe an hour of it and died

[sterile stone]

The concept of the story isn't bad

[fading vale]

it's literally just go collect rocks

[sterile stone]

It's just how it was executed.

[ivory marlin]

Rocks for a not a cult cult

[sterile stone]

Wasn't a fan of the big reveal

[fading vale]

I liked the earth backstory mission

[sterile stone]

Was that the Navy faction?

[fading vale]

Uh I don't recall

[frank night]

the fact that they had dimensional multi universe travel as a thing

and proceeded to only use it as a NG+ gimmick

like the fkn themes u could deploy

the THEMES, MASON

Where are the THEMES

[drifting wolf]

how cool were the guns

[ivory marlin]

Imo

[coarse birch]

I did enjoy the guns

I will say

[ivory marlin]

Outer worlds better

[coarse birch]

However melee combat made me so sad

I wanted to do melee build and its like the most basic melee thing ever

[slate notch]

There's any good build with faith's fortitude not being a martyrdom build?

I know it's not necessary at all and probably not even worth in any case. Just being curious

[sterile stone]

It's literally

Ak

1911

Red Death from Destiny 1 but in all black

Double barrel shotgun

[nimble fiber]

[sterile stone]

I forgot the rest

[nimble fiber]

red death was one of my favorites back then ngl

[sterile stone]

But the gun pool was so low

[sterile stone]

Thunderlord gaming

But yeah

Star field literally has two versions of the same pistol

The old earth version

And the futuristic version

And the only thing that really changes

Is the suppressor you put on it

Oh yeah

They added the VSS and Pump shotty

[drifting wolf]

there's a space gun that vaguely resembles either the manticore SMG or a variant of the BL3 Hyperion SMG

[coarse birch]

I loved bl3 guns

Tbh the only game that topped bl3 gameplay for me was actually darktide

[sterile stone]

Comparing Borderlands guns even something as dry as BL3

To starfield

Is a insult

[nimble fiber]

I want bl4

[coarse birch]

True

[drifting wolf]

and by vaguely similar i'm just referring to the outline, this is a gross blank slate of a weapon

[coarse birch]

Tinas wonderlands didnt hit for me

[nimble fiber]

same tbh

[coarse birch]

I could play bl2 and 3 forever but i am ready for 4

[nimble fiber]

weapon farming was interesting and the magic was cool aswell, the rest was meh

[drifting wolf]

vanilla wonderlands was solid, how they did their DLC model butchered any hope for a future for that game

[nimble fiber]

I had so much hope for the melee in tiny tinas...

[coarse birch]

It just felt worse than 3 to me

[drifting wolf]

it was smaller IIRC

[coarse birch]

Gameplay wise

Yeah in depth melee would have been cool

[nimble fiber]

gimme a borderlands, but with darktide melee

[coarse birch]

Id never play anything else

[nimble fiber]

we can only dream

[ivory marlin]

Nerds

I’ve yet to play a single borderlands game

[nimble fiber]

u missing out, its best played with a friend

[ivory marlin]

I dont have one of those :(

[nimble fiber]

[coarse birch]

Even solo i enjoy them

But yeah best with friend

Sadly alot of my friends arent like me and wont play the same game for 1k+ hours

So gotta play solo sometimes

[ivory marlin]

My friends aren’t really gamers

I tried to get one to play ultrakill

[coarse birch]

I do have gamer friends just not to the extent i am anymore

Which might be a me issue

[frank night]

hurry up and enslave yourself to a corp

[coarse birch]

Not counting people ive met in here

[coarse birch]

I work 2 jobs 😭

[frank night]

zealot chat

[coarse birch]

I think zealot chat is pretty understandable

[frank night]

in the GOOD old days it was not

[coarse birch]

Yeah i am a newer resident

I was in psyker chat for a good while

[lusty turtle]

no thats just stan messages

[frank night]

the people for whom stan's messages are intended cannot understand them either

[coarse birch]

Tbf it would fuck me up if i could understand a stan message

[ivory marlin]

Hi skeleton

[lusty turtle]

[ivory marlin]

I had a stan moment last night 😔

I called flip flup

[lusty turtle]

im sorry to hear that flip flup, how are you recovering?

[ivory marlin]

Crying

[stone fern]

pls do not post "Bethesda" """""weapons"""""" they make me gag

[frank night]

post more

kill this guy

[lusty turtle]

he is right, but ye kill em

[frank night]

excellent steve

renaissance vibe

[fading vale]

looks like a rabbit

[lusty turtle]

the transformation has begun

[fading vale]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-bunny-come-here-gif-12275682

[hushed knoll]

Hi Skelly!

Hi Laz

[lusty turtle]

[hushed knoll]

Excellent

[fading vale]

Hi Stanley

[hushed knoll]

Why are you scared

[lusty turtle]

you

[hushed knoll]

Laz what are your thoughts on toasted corn muffins

[hushed knoll]

I’ve done nothing

[frank night]

here it comes

[hushed knoll]

Mott’s wtf

Mittins

[fading vale]

Toasted corn muffins

[frank night]

u do this to me

i walk in

[fading vale]

like cornbread?

[frank night]

u gun me down in the doorway

[hushed knoll]

No

[fading vale]

but in muffin form?

[hushed knoll]

I mean corn muffins

You’ve never had a corn muffin?

[hushed knoll]

It’s not my fault

Mott’s applesauce is a brand

And juice

[fading vale]

oh yeah they are like cornbread just muffin shaped

[hushed knoll]

Who thinks of corn muffins like that

[fading vale]

corn muffins usually suck

[hushed knoll]

The fuck

Who hurt you

[coarse birch]

I havent had a corn muffin in a while

[ripe quest]

If you say "corn muffin" usually what comes to mind is a muffin made out of cornbread.

[hushed knoll]

Hi exhillious

[fading vale]

it's not my fault everyone makes them dry as fuck

[hushed knoll]

WHO THINKS THIS WAY

[fading vale]

and bland

[coarse birch]

Everyone stan

What did you mean by corn muffin then

[slate owl]

You zealot friends need to put a leash on some of your own, the griefing is getting out of hand

[fading vale]

I've honestly never heard anyone call it a corn muffin

[hushed knoll]

If you make cupcakes you don’t say it’s cake made in cupcake form

They’re just cupcakes

[violet hornet]

If you buy a box of corn bread or muffin mix, it has instructions on the back for making both, and it's the same except for the pan

[coarse birch]

What

[frank night]

do u think there is a zealot government

[hushed knoll]

Is that a southern thing

[fading vale]

we can't stop the stealth knifers ok

[coarse birch]

Also wow stan doesnt say hi to me

[hushed knoll]

You can put a leash on me

[coarse birch]

I get it

[hushed knoll]

HI

[ripe quest]

Stan

[violet hornet]

Secret corn

[coarse birch]

Hi stan

[hushed knoll]

Why is this in your backpack

[hushed knoll]

How may I help you

[slate owl]

You need a strong Veteran main to dominate you I'm sure but I'm here strictly on business

[violet hornet]

It's bring your corn to work day Stan

[hushed knoll]

I’ve mainly played Virginia the last 3 months

Veteran

I can dominate myself

[violet hornet]

Virginia is strongest darktide class

[hushed knoll]

What

[fading vale]

What kind of game is Virginia

[hushed knoll]

Wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/virginia-sons-of-the-forest-gif-10641034117764924852

[hushed knoll]

Cornbread and corn muffins are two separate entities

Just so we’re clear

My aunt puts creamed corn in her cornbread, it’s so good

[violet hornet]

If you can't slice it and butter it, it's corn pudding instead

[fading vale]

do you eat cream cornbread with mayo chicken

[hushed knoll]

Yes actually lmao

How did you know

[fading vale]

the power of deduction

[hushed knoll]

Holy shit do you guys ever get to a good part in a book and your legs just start to shake and move

[north sedge]

What

[hushed knoll]

Hi dough

[jolly trail]

Sometimes I laugh but uuh

[coarse birch]

No stan

[hushed knoll]

There’s a tense romance scene in the book I’m reading rn and I’m bed angeling so much

[ripe quest]

Do not borrow a book from stan.

[violet hornet]

Angeling? Wtf is that

[fading vale]

It's snow angels

but in bed

[hushed knoll]

The act of making head angels

Bed

[coarse birch]

I agree

[hushed knoll]

Bed angels

[violet hornet]

Head angels

[coarse birch]

Ayo head angels