#zealot-class

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hushed knoll
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IT’S DRIPPINGS DRIPPINGS DRIPPINGS

royal vortex
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if you say drippings the prompting ai breaks

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see

hushed knoll
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FUCK you

median steeple
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He's gonna crash

hushed knoll
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😠

royal vortex
median steeple
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Who will fix him

hushed knoll
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Fucking drippings PROTO find origins

royal vortex
north sedge
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i said 'it's drippings" in reference to a stan food photo and he immediately said "actually it's drippings"

hushed knoll
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Fuck

south folio
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OH NOW I REMEMBER

north sedge
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yea that

south folio
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my god

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stan you dumbass

ripe quest
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Never forget secretion santa

royal vortex
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for a split second i thought exhilious was three separate people

south folio
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he is

royal vortex
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he has become a hydra

north sedge
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secretion santa goes hand in hand with christmas fathering

hushed knoll
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God Tammy that screenshot is making me mermaid 😠

royal vortex
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who is tammy

median steeple
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What!?

ripe quest
coarse birch
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stan who is tammy

ripe quest
hushed knoll
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I am going to make a sweater out of your eyelashes

north sedge
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is that tammy?

hushed knoll
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No

south folio
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who is tammy

hushed knoll
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Arco

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It’s drippings it’s drippings it’s drippings it’s drippings

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😠😠😠😠😠

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OMG it’s drippings

coarse birch
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is that tammy

ripe quest
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stan who is tammy

south folio
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no, it's drippings

median steeple
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You gotta unplug him

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Reset the tree

hushed knoll
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It’s Detroit it’s drippings ooo my names Arco I’m in a candy shop ooooo

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Blah blah

royal vortex
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he has gone completely off the rails

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not even sand in his hair will soothe him now

ripe quest
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He's one of those npc tiktok people

median steeple
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You gotta buy the DLC for more

hushed knoll
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Dude I would fucking SHOWER my hair with sand rn

royal vortex
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free trial's over

hushed knoll
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It would help me calm down

ripe quest
median steeple
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Unhinged

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Kbitty

hushed knoll
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Seriously next time you’re in a Nokia

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Lay down

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Put Sandi in your hair

royal vortex
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next time i am in a nokia

hushed knoll
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Beach

royal vortex
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who is Sandi

south folio
coarse birch
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i often find myself in nokias

south folio
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make sure to do it in daylight when other people are around

median steeple
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Why are you so small to be in a Nokia

ripe quest
south folio
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at least the children's playground that i used to go to when i was young had this like small area with sand

coarse birch
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yeah sandpits are common

hushed knoll
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I wish I had the upside down Wumbo belt so I could shrink Arco and pretend he’s an airplane

south folio
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wha

royal vortex
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pretend he is an airplane

median steeple
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What is a wumbo belt

south folio
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why shrink me

royal vortex
median steeple
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This is

median steeple
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Smelt

hushed knoll
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Wow I’m tweaking rn

coarse birch
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yeah we know

royal vortex
south folio
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what did u eat stan

hushed knoll
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Do you ever use your feet to pretend you are conducting an orchestra

coarse birch
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no

hushed knoll
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Like lying in bed

south folio
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i'm not nearly flexible enough to do that

coarse birch
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what

hushed knoll
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You just use your tiles

coarse birch
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you cant bend your toes

hushed knoll
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Toes

south folio
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oh

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i thought it was literally mimicking the arm movements

royal vortex
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what kind of orchestra is conducted with feet

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do not answer

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on second thought

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i do not actually want to know

ripe quest
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yes you can

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what

median steeple
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One conducted by a gorilla

coarse birch
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what

south folio
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no he means it as a question to me

ripe quest
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ah ok

coarse birch
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yeah that was a question to arco

royal vortex
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you may NOT bend your toes

hushed knoll
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I grind my teeth to the beat and move my big toe like a baton

south folio
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lmao

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hahaha

coarse birch
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i am aware you can bend your toes

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that would have been some insane gaslighting

south folio
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yeah yoshi toes can be bent

ripe quest
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It sounded like Yoshi was under the impression everyone had sticks for toes

hushed knoll
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Who tf is yoshi

coarse birch
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stan

south folio
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STAN

hushed knoll
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Oh

south folio
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PLEAAAASE

hushed knoll
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I forgot

royal vortex
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i miss Exhilious

south folio
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who's exhillious?

hushed knoll
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This

coarse birch
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theres an exhillious

hushed knoll
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Exhilkiius is such a pal

south folio
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is he now

hushed knoll
south folio
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exhill

royal vortex
coarse birch
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i think the feeling might not be mutual there

hushed knoll
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He calls me stabuosr

south folio
hushed knoll
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Stanular

ripe quest
royal vortex
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stabuosr

hushed knoll
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THERE WE GO

south folio
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wow, on point

royal vortex
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change your name

south folio
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you deserve to be called stanular

royal vortex
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its stanular or stannywanny

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ur choice

coarse birch
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stannywanny def shits his bed

hushed knoll
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Stanular makes me feel like I could achieve peace in the Niger River Delta

median steeple
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No that's his piss side

royal vortex
hushed knoll
ripe quest
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I bet you would.

coarse birch
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i appreciate the threat stan but i dont have faith in your ability to build a go cart out of my bone cartilage

median steeple
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At least cartilage is spelt right

south folio
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my housemate's girlfriend had this roommate who just didn't take care of their cat, so their cat ended up neglected and just pissing in a random corner of the house
this was dubbed the piss corner
which corner of the bed is your piss corner, stan?

ripe quest
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go-cartilage

median steeple
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Go go gadget

hushed knoll
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I can spell fucking things like mesopelaggc right in this phone. It not Illinois

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God

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Dammit

coarse birch
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what the fuck

median steeple
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Sabotage

ripe quest
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Illinois is back

royal vortex
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i have collected another

hushed knoll
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I need to go to fucking bed

royal vortex
median steeple
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Like a custodes getting another name

royal vortex
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wait

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i cant read

south folio
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dum bith

hushed knoll
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I have covid and my body aches from being thrown against Asyn stay belt

royal vortex
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lijsghdfkzgbv hdf lktyrfdhmsn'ihfmngj;hfd,mk;l

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zfk;lgdjhnkfyhj;dokmuhy

hushed knoll
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A seat belt

south folio
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my housemate's girlfriend did end up taking care of the cat eventually

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but that era did bring about the piss corner

hushed knoll
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I miss dough

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Dough where are you

south folio
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so sad that he's dead

ripe quest
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dough got baked

hushed knoll
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I’m sorry

royal vortex
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why are you just screaming "dough where are you" into the void

median steeple
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You killed him in your misspellings

royal vortex
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he cant hear u

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u have to ping him

coarse birch
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hes gone stan

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the accident wasnt your fault

median steeple
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You have to let go

ripe quest
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the car crash wasn't your fault stan, dough wasn't your fault

north sedge
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Asyn seat belt

hushed knoll
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What if you used a credit card to do a line of air bag dust

south folio
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a severe 400 fahrenheit accident involving an oven and yeast

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no i'd use my debit card

hushed knoll
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Doesn’t it shoot like corn starch out at you

median steeple
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What

coarse birch
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id use my social security card

median steeple
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Ni

south folio
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first off, what's air bag dust

ripe quest
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Stan has only baked the TF2 bread

hushed knoll
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Air

ripe quest
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asia bag

royal vortex
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as a chinese person arco gets access to the coveted Asia bag

coarse birch
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stan blew the air bags once and just never deflated them and now they collect dust

south folio
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stan i'm latino i only have latin american bags

median steeple
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"The residue is primarily corn starch or talcum powder, which is used to lubricate the bag as it deploys"

hushed knoll
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Arco Is Not Latino

coarse birch
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arco is latino

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youve heard him talk

south folio
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i am not afan of AINL

hushed knoll
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You should be

hushed knoll
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Dough u love you man

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I

ripe quest
hushed knoll
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Never Chang

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Change

south folio
south folio
hushed knoll
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Is your name chair

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Chang

ripe quest
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Stan what gun is this

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like what weapon family

median steeple
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Chair chang

hushed knoll
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Idk an automatic

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AR

south folio
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nah my last name is something else

ripe quest
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like infantry auto, braced auto, lasgun?

hushed knoll
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Infrusbtey auro

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I’d go

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I’d go

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I’d go

coarse birch
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stan

south folio
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stan?

ripe quest
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I'm sure you would

median steeple
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Uhoh he's broken

hushed knoll
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I d f k

ripe quest
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probs in your bed too

south folio
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hAHAHAHHAA

hushed knoll
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I’m trying to twist my top sheet in a figure eight with my legs like you do with a cherry stem in your mouth

royal vortex
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i tab out for like 30 seconds

north sedge
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What

coarse birch
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why are you doing that stan

royal vortex
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and he has a fkin mental breakdown

south folio
ripe quest
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We now know that stan can do the cherry trick

south folio
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(i'll kill anyone who points out that it's misspellings)

royal vortex
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actually, arco, it's drippings

hushed knoll
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I have to go to bed

south folio
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so true

hushed knoll
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Jeff con

north sedge
hushed knoll
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Jfc

north sedge
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Go sleep

south folio
median steeple
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We've entered jeffcon 2

hushed knoll
ripe quest
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I killed stan

south folio
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this is so sad

ripe quest
south folio
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right before he was about to sleep

coarse birch
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rip

hushed knoll
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I am legit shirt Louie like an earthquake lmao

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Shaking

median steeple
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HOW

coarse birch
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ah yes

ripe quest
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which one is supposed to be 'shaking' stan

hushed knoll
median steeple
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Frontal lobe fail

hushed knoll
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Ok time to go to sleep

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Hoodnight

south folio
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gnight

hushed knoll
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Goodnight

ripe quest
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don't shit the bed

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gn

coarse birch
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hoodnight

hushed knoll
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Fuck u

south folio
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piss

coarse birch
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yeah avoid shitting the bed

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or pissing it

south folio
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make sure to pick a piss corner and stick with it

hushed knoll
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Yak bee Jesus

median steeple
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Depends if he is stanular or stannywanny

hushed knoll
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Yao need

ripe quest
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wake up, use the restroom, eat breakfast, get out of bed

hushed knoll
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Yall

south folio
hushed knoll
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Y’all need Jesus

ripe quest
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You need autocorrect

royal vortex
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yak bee jesus indeed, stan

hushed agate
coarse birch
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i think the guy shitting his bed might need jesus the most

median steeple
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Says the one possessed by the grammar demon

coarse birch
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and that

hushed knoll
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GOODNIGHT

south folio
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gnight

median steeple
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Hoodnight

ripe quest
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Don't shit the bed stan. Goodnight.

north sedge
coarse birch
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i think stans autocorrect does work hes just messed up words so many times it auto corrects to a bad spelling anyway

south folio
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yeah it's the phone's fault

median steeple
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It's gotten used to his "scent"

ivory marlin
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Whats wrong with stan this time?

ivory marlin
median steeple
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His words not mine

ivory marlin
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Nah you typed it

median steeple
royal vortex
ivory marlin
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How does one fuck up a spelling that bad

median steeple
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Just search up Stan and scent in this discord

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And you'll find it

ivory marlin
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Stan is such an interesting character

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Im good

median steeple
ivory marlin
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Id rather not look up “stan scent”

hushed agate
ripe quest
coarse birch
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also exhil that gun you posted was a graia iag right

ripe quest
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there's a fourth but it's too many characters to fit

ripe quest
north sedge
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I promise you it's not just the typing that gets stan

coarse birch
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damn

ripe quest
ivory marlin
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Wow

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I trust everyone at face value here

median steeple
north sedge
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He confused jabba the hutt and gandhi in vc the other day

ivory marlin
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Except stan

ripe quest
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It's a graia iag btw

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Or is it?

ivory marlin
coarse birch
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you changed the reciever then thats what i was going off of

median steeple
south folio
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illinois does a little trolling

coarse birch
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ok im not being gaslit i know what a graia iag looks like

ivory marlin
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Hi arco

coarse birch
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assuming you didnt go crazy with wep customization

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yes

south folio
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hi gale

median steeple
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Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

ivory marlin
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Me fr fr

coarse birch
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its blueish and small

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smaller than the iags

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and agri

coarse birch
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i hate this

north sedge
median steeple
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An amazing story captured in one image

ivory marlin
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I forget yall are nerds

ripe quest
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I have a revolver that looks like a boltpistol that iag could be a lasgun

ivory marlin
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Idk how tbh

median steeple
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It's a 40k server

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How

ivory marlin
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No clue

median steeple
ripe quest
coarse birch
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and your talking to the group that plays like 2 other games

ivory marlin
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I’ve mainly been playing destiny and warframe recently

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Great selection

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Alot of variety

median steeple
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I need to get back into destiny

ivory marlin
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No

north sedge
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I'm cool and hip because i got that ltg rage quit in sf6

median steeple
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But first

ivory marlin
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No you dont

median steeple
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Helldivers 2

ripe quest
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The real answer is that is one of the brautos or iags because you can make each one look like the others

ivory marlin
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Real

median steeple
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I've been playing destiny for a decade

median steeple
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It's got me in it's grips

coarse birch
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like 100%

ivory marlin
median steeple
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Nah

ripe quest
ivory marlin
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You have time

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I’ve only put 30 hours

ripe quest
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forgot you could change to a HH receiver

coarse birch
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yeah you can make all the autoguns look similiar

ivory marlin
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I havent even hit 1800 yet

median steeple
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The nine I'm tweaking

ripe quest
median steeple
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I'm always max power in d2

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I think I have over 2.5k hours on PC alone

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Cross save my beloved

ivory marlin
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Real

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On god

median steeple
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Ok time to die

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Augh

hushed agate
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Why cant he just be a regular colossus he seems alright

median steeple
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Evil dimension that's why

bitter anvil
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Good dimension when

flint birch
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hey guys how should i modify this axe?

hushed agate
hushed agate
flint birch
bitter anvil
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They looks little bad

hushed agate
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Pretty ass

north sedge
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Shred to ht

hollow mantle
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So kind of funny. I never conceived of a day when someone would be giving a martyrdom zealot shit for having so many wounds when they themselves are running 2 wound curios

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But got to experience that first hand. That was wild

fleet zealot
bitter anvil
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When 3 wound curio veteran

median steeple
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They allow anyone to buy a puter these days

fleet zealot
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But it isnt unplayable

tropic harbor
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Found the good teammates

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They were in Auric level

hollow mantle
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A vet and a psyker

fleet zealot
bitter anvil
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Never go auric for me

fleet zealot
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I had a psyker today i just stood back and he used smite on everything except monsters

bitter anvil
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Incompetent follow it

fleet zealot
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In auric

hollow mantle
fleet zealot
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I watched them smite a mutant to death

south folio
hollow mantle
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me and Nadia both mentioned it was a build

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and the guy confirmed he knew what it was and we just werent getting the joke

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this is all over voice btw

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he sounded

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mad

fleet zealot
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Drug addict and fentanyl enjoyer

hollow mantle
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I am guessing that they got shit for the extra wounds at some point and thought they were in on some joke seeing I was running more than them

fleet zealot
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Yea they arent the brightest bulbs im guessing

hollow mantle
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we were picking them up all game

hollow mantle
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Had a psyker like that in a game earlier. All they did was spam it and then spam chat wheel. I have never seen so many thanks in my life

bitter anvil
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It is 3 smyker?

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Smiting mutant to death?

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Or just 1

ripe quest
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You will immediately know if someone is giga-stupid

hollow mantle
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yeah that Fent guy was running assail

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Fuck, or was he the vet. I dont remember

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He killed a lot but neither of them could move for shit

bitter anvil
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He died or he kills?

hollow mantle
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oh yeah he was running assail psyker

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and just had a hard time defending himself and avoiding damage

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big one trick

bitter anvil
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I have little trouble reading comprehension

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So he got himself killed basically?

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By assail

hollow mantle
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assail is just a psyker blitz

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theres a good build that chews through elites and specials with the dueling sword

bitter anvil
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Yeah..

hollow mantle
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does the same thing as our knive/uncanny and throwing knives

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Nadia was running something similar

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but look at their relative damage taken

bitter anvil
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I don’t like throwing knives

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I have aim issue

hollow mantle
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you can see which one knows how to move in a fight lol

bitter anvil
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Yeah can see that

polar nexus
hollow mantle
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its just ranged focused and you need to have good positioning to not get fucked in combat

bitter anvil
spiral anvil
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Of course

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Crosshair remap

polar nexus
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yeah, you can change the crosshair of every weapon

ripe quest
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There's also an option to have a crosshair always be up

bitter anvil
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I don’t use cross hair mod. Do knives has physic fall off?

tropic harbor
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Is there an aimbot mod, that lets you aim good?

hollow mantle
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Theres a lag with throwing knives too that takes a little getting used to

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and they drop yeah

polar nexus
hollow mantle
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so you have to aim over the head, more the farther they are from you

bitter anvil
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Throwing knives not good utility for me.

ripe quest
elfin steppe
bitter anvil
junior vortex
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Are these stats good

distant lark
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Yes

junior vortex
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On my autogun

buoyant pecan
ripe quest
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Whatever you like more.

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Headtaker ramps up faster and Slaught ramps up to higher damage.

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Slaught also lasts a tiny bit longer.

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Both work fine. Slaught has an easier time farming smaller enemies then hitting the boss, HT you'd need to build it on the boss which isn't impactful compared to just hitting them normally w/ Thrust.

rough galleon
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i love getting an almost perfect stat spread on the only roll i could afford from brunt, then the first perk it gets being fucking weakspot

junior vortex
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Why put spots that clearly look like cover and gunners can still hit me when crouched.

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I took cover and still died it wasn't a horde just gunners.

polar nexus
polar nexus
hollow ember
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when i was a kid i enjoyed teletubbies but i feel if I watch it now it will creep the hell outta me

polar nexus
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i watched it a bit drunk a few years ago

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man, what an experience

elfin steppe
ripe quest
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@vocal pulsar Tried out the weapon-toughness reliant build and it feels pretty solid, except I had the most annoying voidstrike psyker on my team. If I were about to swing my melee weapon I got a giant ball in my face. The only time I could ever proc momentum was when they were preoccupied with enemies that I'd normally kill.

royal vortex
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the unfortunate reality of voidstrike

ripe quest
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Boltgun w/ insp. feels as potent as ever though

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I love 7 bullets regening me past any possible damage I could've taken.

ripe quest
royal vortex
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lmao

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simply blind ur teammates with min charged balls

ripe quest
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Closest I've ever felt to being waterboarded dude I fucking hated that

royal vortex
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i simply do not play with voidstrike pub players

ripe quest
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Reminds me what OG Flamer would be like to play with esp if they knew about the armor downgrade

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You just, didn't ever have enemies in melee range as long as they had ammo.

royal vortex
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my favorite part is u cant shoot it into melee without blinding ur teammates

ripe quest
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Yeah it led to this nasty cycle where I would ping to have any form of visual on an elite I'm trying to hit and the psyker would take that as a queue to start shooting whatever I pinged

royal vortex
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im not super pleased with half the psyker staffs kinda just shutting off your ability to properly melee stuff if you're not an ogryn

ripe quest
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I was so sad I had a nice lineup of ragers and shotgunners I could've gotten a huge killfeed w/ and because I pinged one of them they got the mother of all meatballs thrown at them

spare talon
ripe quest
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It also made me keen on the Mk XV Evis being a tad short with the swing

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had some moments where I saw the weapon reach far enough but didn't hit

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esp the lights

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It might just be the swing animation though, they kinda properly swing it and I don't think it lines up with the Mk II's reach

royal vortex
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i love getting visual feedback im hitting something and it not registering

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my favorite part about dt melee

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trying to discern whats a proper server says "no hit" and whats just a stupid fkin animation

ripe quest
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see sniper, shoot with boltgun, put boltgun away

ghost hit

royal vortex
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what was the other one called

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fk

indigo ridge
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I am so glad I don’t see them often

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Just

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Get the fuck out of the way oh my god

ripe quest
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Boltgun has enough cleave to cleave through them at least.

indigo ridge
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well a sharpshooter lasgun doesnt

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ask me how I know

indigo ridge
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Some ogryn players are as smart as in-lore ogryn I swear to god

ripe quest
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The real advantage of Opening Salvo: being able to hit the allied ogryn cleave BP.

spare talon
ripe quest
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I got called a hydra earlier

ripe quest
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at the very least no matter how shit the mission was I'm the goat of mat grinding.

spare talon
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audio is bugged but funny dog

royal vortex
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damn

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this is an old one

junior vortex
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I get smart ogryns often

obsidian prairie
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Y’all get ogryns?

open pollen
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I kinda want them to do another "Play # games collectively" community event, except instead of "Play X games to unlock a map" it's "Play X games before This Future Day/Time and if you succeed everyone gets a neat cosmetic" And they have like, a clockdown clock to the next update.

open pollen
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Ogryns are the only ones brave enough to rez my ass most of the time. Wounds ain't worth dick if no one's around to pick ye up and kiss yer boo-boos.

Now, if only we could train them not to rez folks in fire.

dense field
#

Do not rez folks in fire ogryn challenge: impossible

stable cypress
#

Wdym you don't want to be raised while surrounded by 6 crushers prepping overheads wtfgryn

obsidian prairie
#

2 is enough

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Usually

spiral anvil
ember yew
ivory marlin
ember yew
#

i can just shoot thru ogryns abs

high raven
#

i've only recently returned after the big class overhaul. I know they changed up fire somewhat, but why exactly do we not revive in fire? The helper takes too much damage standing in there too long? or will the revivee be like, at max damage ticks or something when they get up?

ivory marlin
#

Ill split the profit

#

Wait no you have like 2k plat

spare talon
#

15k but yeah

south folio
#

but fire stops toughness generation

high raven
#

so they'd get up with no toughness taking max tick damage from the fire

south folio
#

including the toughness regen that players get on being revived

#

ye

high raven
#

so they'd probably go right back down

ivory marlin
#

/j

ripe quest
ivory marlin
#

You want a poorly drawn animal?

ripe quest
#

Don't make me also start drawing poorly drawn animals

ivory marlin
#

I draw animals from memory in ms paint

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I take commissions

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Unironically Ive made 5$

royal vortex
ripe quest
#

totes baller

still quartz
#

Oh boy can't wait for my birthday next week, I wonder what day of the week it lands on-

#

Oh

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It's fucking exam week

#

Don't go to college, kids

ivory marlin
#

Real

still quartz
#

Real

ripe quest
#

Just inspected a random

royal vortex
#

unfathomably based

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it fucks with me a lil how ppl will unquestionably run down an entire side of a tree or take an entire keystone w/ all its upgrades even if there are questionable choices

ripe quest
#

Running a non-shred Evis w/ Scourge, crit CDR, and Judgement instead of Blazing Piety

#

In fairness I think it takes a bit for people to iron out what is and isn't useful.

#

Also I've picked up on that the whole 'this point layout vs. this point layout' is a skill that is learnt, not a default thing everyone has.

royal vortex
#

yea

ripe quest
#

so they just see whatever looks cool and grab it

royal vortex
#

it is weird that at this point the way ppl learn darktide now is completely divorced from how i did

#

i have legitimately 0 idea what the new player experience is like

ripe quest
#

I find it weird that some of the stuff I had to learn from dataminers is still stuff that needs to be learnt from circles with dataminers in them

spare talon
#

i know it a bit better cuz ive helped a few people through it

obsidian prairie
royal vortex
willow vale
#

Darktide is really awful at explaining stuff to new players tho.

ripe quest
#

I have a friend who is playing Darktide now and it's so odd because I'll say something normal and they'll go "where's that?".

willow vale
#

I've had 3 different friends silently rage at me for a bit over "You keep taking all the mats in missions".

ripe quest
#

I have to explain way too much, it feels like I'm gonna drown them in info if I keep going

willow vale
#

Until I explain to them that we all get the plasteel etc lol

ripe quest
#

Yeah some guy in a mission earlier was upset because I stole all of the scab melee kills so they couldn't do their weeklies

south folio
#

how did he react when u hit him with it

royal vortex
#

it is so weird how fatshark is incredibly hostile towards player information

ripe quest
royal vortex
#

but then they will give u shit like

#

"inspect anyone's build in the mourningstar"

ripe quest
#

and "wow that's weird"

south folio
#

😔

royal vortex
#

which has done nothing positive for the game

willow vale
#

But the game really should be better at explaining perks etc.
Like there's 0 explanation of what's "Cleave" "Impact" etc on perks.

ripe quest
#

It doesn't help that the stat cards can be wrong or misleading.

willow vale
#

Exactly.

#

And that sometimes the difference between 60 or 80 on a stat.

spare talon
#

i was talking to a group i met through quickplay that i chose to ran with and teach for a bit
i told one of em to put on iron will and told the all of them that block and push works 360
they were fucking flabbergasted

willow vale
#

Is virtually nothing.

north sedge
royal vortex
south folio
#

the world wonders where the fuck the glossary is

ripe quest
# south folio waterboard them

also I want them to enjoy the game that I enjoy so I limit myself to relevant info and only like 5 minutes of total talking about said info

royal vortex
#

and the scoreboard plugin only showed perks/blessings

#

now u can legit go

royal vortex
#

"lol 250 blue fkin peasant" and be toxic about it

#

why the fish decided this

#

nobody knows

ripe quest
#

I could go 100% crab on them and pull a 4 hour talk out of my ass

willow vale
ripe quest
#

but that's too much info and they won't remember any of it

royal vortex
#

the problem is u have to have a p good understanding of the game before a crab talk makes sense

ripe quest
#

Yeah a glossary would be nice.

#

At least basic information. Also a redone tutorial.

south folio
#

oh god the tutorial

ember yew
south folio
#

the tutorial still having straight up wrong and outdated information about toughness

hollow mantle
#

And then you get people like those +2 wound vet and psyker I had in a game being toxic about the amount of wounds a martyr zealot had

#

Shits wild out there

willow vale
#

Wha..

#

Were they shitting on a wounds zeal for having.. many wounds??

ripe quest
hollow mantle
# hollow mantle

this tells the whole story of that game. I ranted about it a bit earlier

ember yew
spare talon
willow vale
#

Do you wanna see the least unhinged Darktide player I've ever met?

spare talon
#

how did he not notice he made progress??

ripe quest
ripe quest
south folio
#

yeah and the tutorial running on essentially a different version of the game

willow vale
spare talon
willow vale
hollow mantle
#

LOL

willow vale
#

Then near the mission end, he got hounded while we were getting overwhelmed cus low lvls in Maelstrom mission

#

It's safe to say, he did not take it well.

ripe quest
# spare talon what toughness bleedthrough argument

Some guy referred to toughness bleedthrough as this hidden mechanic called tension damage. I said that it sounded like the known mechanic, toughness bleedthrough. It led to DMs and it was a back and forth. I got linked to the toughness bleedthrough calc that was the supposed tension damage, at no point in its history has it been called tension damage, and I bring up that it's toughness bleedthrough. I then get a passive aggressive comment like "I'm losing my patience" along with a picture of him taking a melee hit and getting toughness bleedthrough. I was blocked right after.

south folio
#

ohhh that dude

#

i vaguely remember it

ember yew
willow vale
ember yew
#

tho if you were leveling

#

you will not see that guy ever again

ripe quest
#

They even said that it sounded like a miscommunication but they blocked me so idk. Was weird.

south folio
#

guess they doubled down on being wrong

ripe quest
#

I'm 90% sure that it was some mix of discord/youtuber related misinfo and the tutorial sucking balls

ember yew
willow vale
#

I mean the tutorial doesn't teach you more than the basics.
But it's.. Fine, imo.

ember yew
#

just some random stubborn guy

willow vale
#

The game just needs a glossary to explain "Staggger" "Impact" etc.

#

Cus a perk saying "5% brittleness" Ok.. Wtf is Brittleness?

#

Why do I have to Google that, to learn what it is?

south folio
#

i had the same situation where people kept on thinking that the size of the trauma circle's epicentre was previously bugged and smaller than it should've been, and that fatshark had fixed this in a patch

ember yew
south folio
#

and people just kept on having strong opinions about it even though i literally showed 2022 december footage of a trauma epicentre being approximately what we have now

spare talon
ripe quest
south folio
#

it's so frustrating talking to people who just double down on being wrong despite being literally shown that they're fucking wrong

royal vortex
#

o also if something says it is stacking 5% brittleness

#

it is lying

#

each stack of brittleness is 2.5% atm

ember yew
south folio
#

rending shockwave L

willow vale
royal vortex
#

outside of stuff that gives u a specific number it is stacking with a different limit like vet's exploit weakness talent

ember yew
#

its like rampage tooltip still 36% damage

ripe quest
#

It's great because it's been 2.5% for a while

polar nexus
royal vortex
#

nothing else did

south folio
#

oh COME ON

#

WHAT

royal vortex
#

lmfao

#

another ogryn W

south folio
#

fuckin ogryns

ripe quest
ember yew
#

ogryns testers

#

only best part for ogryns

willow vale
#

I like the Bolter but my god, why is the Revolver hitting harder.

ripe quest
#

You can out-DPS a revolver with a Boltgun

willow vale
ripe quest
#

The main thing that will lead to Boltgun not hitting hard is if you don't use it like a finesse weapon.

south folio
#

they made the bolter too crab-pilled 😔

royal vortex
#

bolter relies a lot more on deliberate playstyle choices and decision making than revolver

hollow mantle
#

as long as they dont nerf the knife pull I am fairly happy with where the bolter is at

#

kinda shitty that throwing knives make it feel viable, but whatever

south folio
#

there's always the reload swap cancel if nothing else

spare talon
#

revolver is just the weapon you slap on to most melee centric builds honestly

royal vortex
ripe quest
#

specifically for the maniac damage

royal vortex
#

autopistol unironically just needs to take inspiration from lawbringer

willow vale
#

Have you guys ever gotten like, the slow-mo enemies?

ripe quest
#

Man-Stopper

royal vortex
#

the brautos are similar but they have super uninspired blessing pools

royal vortex
#

or give u bonuses for specific conditions

south folio
#

cavalcade manstopper owo

royal vortex
#

it needs something with cavalcade synergy

#

and no not manstopper that shit is wildly ridiculous

south folio
#

give autopistol skullcrusher

royal vortex
#

u ppl are fkin obsessed

ripe quest
south folio
#

shattering impact autopistol

willow vale
hollow mantle
#

man stopper is still fun. It just rarely does its thing. Still useful for when you get swarmed by a huge rager patrol though

#

knife through everything

ripe quest
#

Also just like, everything that has the word shredder near it has something bleed related

south folio
#

some weapon that "heats up" over time or something mayhaps

ripe quest
#

SAP getting flechette wouldn't be that crazy

polar nexus
royal vortex
obsidian prairie
#

Make the damn thing even sillier

ripe quest
#

+crit damage and +crit chance

#

absurd

obsidian prairie
#

Wait it buffs crit damage

ripe quest
#

It's an unlisted buff

obsidian prairie
#

Dear god

ripe quest
#

+10% crit damage per stack

royal vortex
#

but like in general autopistol could fulfil a similar-ish role to lawbringer where one of the primary builds is debuff application

ripe quest
#

Yeah I think that'd be nice for it.

obsidian prairie
#

Damn I only have that at 3 on my good plasma

willow vale
south folio
willow vale
ripe quest
south folio
#

mother fucker are you kidding me

#

no

royal vortex
#

i know nothing about plasma

ripe quest
#

lmao

royal vortex
#

they mangled it

obsidian prairie
#

That’s like 50% crit damage with 4 at max stacks

royal vortex
#

i used it as a hipster vet gun and then they made it faceroll win everything gun

south folio
#

i can't read code so I just have to go by what people say in the discord and I don't think I've ever seen it mentioned in vet chat

obsidian prairie
#

Plus 50% crit chance

ripe quest
#

Yeah it's super cool that Gets Hot! is already the BiS and barely anyone in Vet chat knows that it buffs crit damage. It's like the ol' rampage bug but less insane

willow vale
#

The plasma just messes with my head, I keep missing moving targets

#

Cus the delay on shooting

#

Even non-charged there's a brief charge.

#

But eh, it's more of a "Hall-way cleaner 9000" for clusters of elites anyway lol

ripe quest
#

I occasionally drop in with blessed knowledge and then leave

south folio
#

god bless

obsidian prairie
royal vortex
#

oh yeah i have this

ripe quest
#

Whenever I run plasma I forget to turn off the full auto mod w/ it and I just waste ammo sometimes

willow vale
south folio
ripe quest
ripe quest
obsidian prairie
south folio
#

I believe you

ripe quest
#

I had a Lawby that was just, not a lawby for a mission or two

spare talon
#

lemme just take a look at melks shop real qui-

polar nexus
south folio
#

to my knowledge, crits bring an attack up to a minimum amount of adm

polar nexus
#

I tested AP + onslaught and well... It's better but still lackluster compared to a ciag

spare talon
south folio
#

and once you're over that adm, crits do nothing with regards to adms

polar nexus
#

Seriously. I don't want the AP to be a worse ciag. I want just something different

south folio
#

e.g., the ciag typically has like 5% damage to carapace and gets brought up to like 15% adm on a crit

#

but if you have rending strikes, crits aren't going to do anything with regards to the adm (using the numbers in my example)

spare talon
#

i think melk wants me to not be corrupted anymore

fierce olive
#

anyone recommend a talent tree for a mk 2 tham + revolver build martyrdom

ripe quest
south folio
#

yeah it really is

#

if it works this way, then it sure varies massively from weapon to weapon

#

e.g., crits on a knife sweeping light against maniac gets a massive damage boost for this reason (w/o uncanny)

ripe quest
#

Yeah it's the leading principle as to why I run a Shred + BM Caxe sometimes.

polar nexus
#

shred bm taxe is valid too

ripe quest
#

But the thing that makes me question it is the ADMs look like this

#

It's a +.3 on certain armor types

polar nexus
ripe quest
#

That just sounds like onslaught + crit chains on the Columnus

polar nexus
#

yeah but with a higher crit chance, i am supposed to get those crit chains more often no?

#

man i wish i had the formulas

ripe quest
#

My understanding is that if you have a weapon with 30 bullets and a 5% crit chance, on average 1-2 crits will occur. However, because the Columnus has a crit chain of 4, each of those crits have an impact 4x greater, or avg. 6 crits per mag (would be 4 or 8 in actuality). That's a 5% crit chance suddenly at a 20% effective crit chance.

#

There's some nuance though, I recall puri making something showing it off a bit better.

polar nexus
#

Oh wait

#

it's pinned

#

@calm salmon do you have more to say?

ripe quest
#

It sounds like you're asking for his last words kek

polar nexus
#

😄

#

i am not writing the full sentence i have in my brain, i know it's weird

#

yesterday i spoke about blowing myself

#

of course, i forgot up

#

quite important detail tbh

south folio
#

at least the formula i made for converting the per-shot crit chance to the effective crit chance was
n/(n + 1/p - 1), where n is the # of shots in the crit string and p is the per-shot crit chance

#

if nothing else, that function's range is between 0 and 1 so hopefully it's correct

#

so if n = 6 and p = 0.055, then the effective crit chance would be 25.88%

ripe quest
#

For future reference, what's the logic behind it?

south folio
#

just a simple (# of critical shots)/(# of total shots)

#

i made a nice graphic but it's on my onenote and probably annoying to get from my phone since my internet is down

#

lemme see

#

oh motherfucker the "calls will vibrate" vibration

#

notification

#

you could also prob just simulate it pretty easily

#

and experimentally verify it that way

polar nexus
south folio
#

seems normal

polar nexus
#

so a 32 effective crit chance?

#

meaning that i a get a crit every 3 shot?

south folio
#

with my formula it'd be 4/(4 + 1/0.15 - 1) = 41.3%

ripe quest
south folio
#

the parentheses are grouped wrong leading to the negative

polar nexus
#

OH

south folio
#

and wromg result

polar nexus
#

i assume you made the mistake

#

ok got it

ripe quest
# south folio

Forgive me if I'm missing something but with case two, where it lists what the effective crit chance is; wouldn't it be 3 / 4+3 instead?

south folio
#

oh yeah you're right

#

got the numbers flipped

polar nexus
#

when psyker chat is testing stuff empirically, zealot chat is doing maff

ripe quest
#

god I couldn't imagine doing this shit manually ingame

south folio
#

i'm afraid of my onenote formatting imploding if i edit it on my phone so hopefully i remember to edit it later

last plover
#

gonna ask again , its good ? do i need to try upgrade ?

south folio
#

or wait i can just edit it on my desktop and wait for my internet to come back so that it syncs

polar nexus
last plover
polar nexus
#

this what you get at 80

#

what's gonna ruin your sword is bad blessings and perks

last plover
#

oke gonna try

#

but i think was be better if mobility 80% was on cleave dmg lol XD

polar nexus
polar nexus
south folio
#

nah i just wrote the wrong equation in the particular example of my screenshot

hushed knoll
#

Arco go to bedge peepoBedge

south folio
#

no u

#

hmm at least doing it experimentally, my formula might be wrong though i might've also written it badly

wild cobalt
#

Is this any good?

ripe quest
calm salmon
#

and also, that's like a super rough estimation of stubbers

#

I wouldn't extrapolate that to anything else

lone pecan
#

Too late

calm salmon
#

this is what I get for watching crappy video game anime adaptations

#

God Eater was good though

#

Not ufotables greatest work, but worth watching

south folio
#

oh nvm i used a wrong variable somewhere
my formulas seems to be correct probably

calm salmon
#

i dunno

ripe quest
#

@south folio so in the damage profiles weapons have a crit mod section. The reason it's inconsistent is because it's possible for it to be unique for each weapon + it can function on a different finesse modifier. Like with the Zarona (assuming 100% stats because I am lazy) the normal weakspot multi is 1.9. Crit mod for unarmored is .3. Therefore the crit damage is base * 1.9 * 1.3.

However for Carapace, this is different. The weakspot mod is 1.5. Crit mod is .15. To find the crit damage it'd still be base * 1.9 * 1.15. It ignores the weakened weakspot mod and uses the base one.

calm salmon
#

my scoreboard mod tells me I get anywhere from 25-30% crit chance

#

on my stubbers

#

give or take

wild cobalt
# wild cobalt

Haven't played in a while, what does cleave on hit do?

calm salmon
#

and that lines up close enough to my proposed 33%

#

tis the ogryn way. "Close enough for horseshoes and handgrenades"

open echo
#

i have spent the past two weeks rolling hswords

#

help

calm salmon
#

what the fuck is a zarona

ripe quest
#

Revolver

calm salmon
#

WHY

#

WHY WOULD YOU CALL IT THAT

open echo
#

I am going insane

calm salmon
#

only shitty rng mechanics

#

enjoy

ripe quest
#

Because it's the only weapon in the game that's called the Zarona + the Agri is a functionally different Revolver.

calm salmon
#

you think I actually know the names of these stupid weapons

#

and I know fersure I'm not alone in this KEKW_ogryn

ripe quest
#

I didn't expect you to reply at all so no not really

calm salmon
#

fair enough I guess

#

public forum aside, fair enough

#

still strange to call it zarona when literally everyone says "old volvo and new volvo"

ripe quest
#

I haven't seen anyone say that since maybe a few days after they came out

ripe quest
# south folio what the

I'll look into it more tomorrow, there's a lot of convoluted math going on and I am on a 1am brain rn.

ripe quest
calm salmon
#

I am well aware

royal vortex
ripe quest
royal vortex
#

lmfao

calm salmon
#

considering your name

#

I'm just gonna assume CST forever

south folio
#

what does stan not believe in the west coast or what

open echo
calm salmon
#

weak spot damage to maniac or flak

#

oh

ripe quest
calm salmon
#

its both blessings

#

change perks

#

flak/maniac

#

call it a day

south folio
#

best coast

open echo
calm salmon
#

no

open echo
#

Ok yay

calm salmon
#

I find deathblow boring and annoying to use

#

me r mash mouse 1

#

win

ripe quest
calm salmon
#

At no point do you ever need to one shot 4 ragers per swing

#

nor should that even exist, but that's another discussion

open echo
ripe quest
#

Ideally you'd get like, Deathblow + Headtaker but w/ that Hsword you'd probs swap perks yeah.

calm salmon
#

that hurts my shoul

#

you REALLY should be using heavy attacks on knife

calm salmon
#

really really should be

open echo
#

Never

#

STAB

#

but ye I do

calm salmon
#

my soul

open echo
#

Dw

autumn fern
#

Less go Finally , good hammer !

calm salmon
#

i mean fuckin whatever

#

I hate knife anyway

#

go buck wild

open echo
#

But

#

British

royal vortex
open echo
#

So

#

Knife

royal vortex
#

they have lost their fun privileges

ripe quest
calm salmon
#

absolutely nothing in darktide should ever be nerfed

#

never

#

its clearly in the perfect spot balance wise

calm salmon
#

this is NOT problematic at all

royal vortex
#

balance is a rollercoaster

calm salmon
#

we promise

open echo
#

Wait

autumn fern
open echo
#

No

#

Bad

calm salmon
#

still top scoreboarded every match

#

hated every second of it cause it was infinitely more effort than literally ANYTHING else

#

swapped back to psword 6

autumn fern
#

and still manage to be almost everygame top dmg :>