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FUCK you
He's gonna crash
😠
lmfao
Who will fix him
Fucking drippings PROTO find origins
i said 'it's drippings" in reference to a stan food photo and he immediately said "actually it's drippings"
Fuck
OH NOW I REMEMBER
yea that
Never forget secretion santa
for a split second i thought exhilious was three separate people
he is
he has become a hydra
secretion santa goes hand in hand with christmas fathering
who is tammy
What!?
exhilkiis, Xhilliois, and the holy Illinois
stan who is tammy

I am going to make a sweater out of your eyelashes
is that tammy?
No
who is tammy
Arco
It’s drippings it’s drippings it’s drippings it’s drippings
😠😠😠😠😠
OMG it’s drippings
is that tammy
stan who is tammy
no, it's drippings
He's one of those npc tiktok people
You gotta buy the DLC for more
Dude I would fucking SHOWER my hair with sand rn
free trial's over
It would help me calm down
next time i am in a nokia
Beach
who is Sandi
walk to the nearest children's playgrround and you'll find your sand
i often find myself in nokias
make sure to do it in daylight when other people are around
What the fuck
Why are you so small to be in a Nokia
at least the children's playground that i used to go to when i was young had this like small area with sand
yeah sandpits are common
I wish I had the upside down Wumbo belt so I could shrink Arco and pretend he’s an airplane
wha
pretend he is an airplane
What is a wumbo belt
why shrink me
it's a muwbo belt but worse
Smelt
Wow I’m tweaking rn
yeah we know
not surprising
what did u eat stan
Do you ever use your feet to pretend you are conducting an orchestra
no
Like lying in bed
i'm not nearly flexible enough to do that
what
You just use your tiles
you cant bend your toes
Toes
what kind of orchestra is conducted with feet
do not answer
on second thought
i do not actually want to know
One conducted by a gorilla
what
no he means it as a question to me
ah ok
yeah that was a question to arco
you may NOT bend your toes
I grind my teeth to the beat and move my big toe like a baton
yeah yoshi toes can be bent
It sounded like Yoshi was under the impression everyone had sticks for toes
Who tf is yoshi
stan
STAN
Oh
PLEAAAASE
I forgot
i miss Exhilious
Jasper is so fucking cute
who's exhillious?
This
theres an exhillious
Exhilkiius is such a pal
Exhiious
is he now

exhill
you are maiming this man
i think the feeling might not be mutual there
He calls me stabuosr
to shreds
Stanular
thank you stanular
stabuosr
THERE WE GO
wow, on point
change your name
you deserve to be called stanular
stannywanny def shits his bed
Stanular makes me feel like I could achieve peace in the Niger River Delta
No that's his piss side
lmfao
I’m going to make a go-kart out of your bone cartilage
Sure thing stannywanny
I bet you would.
i appreciate the threat stan but i dont have faith in your ability to build a go cart out of my bone cartilage
At least cartilage is spelt right
my housemate's girlfriend had this roommate who just didn't take care of their cat, so their cat ended up neglected and just pissing in a random corner of the house
this was dubbed the piss corner
which corner of the bed is your piss corner, stan?
go-cartilage
Go go gadget
I can spell fucking things like mesopelaggc right in this phone. It not Illinois
God
Dammit
what the fuck
Sabotage
Illinois is back
i have collected another
I need to go to fucking bed
how long did u all let the fkin cat piss in the corner
Like a custodes getting another name
dum bith
I have covid and my body aches from being thrown against Asyn stay belt
A seat belt
my housemate's girlfriend did end up taking care of the cat eventually
but that era did bring about the piss corner
so sad that he's dead
dough got baked
I’m sorry
why are you just screaming "dough where are you" into the void
You killed him in your misspellings
You have to let go
the car crash wasn't your fault stan, dough wasn't your fault
Asyn seat belt
What if you used a credit card to do a line of air bag dust
a severe 400 fahrenheit accident involving an oven and yeast
no i'd use my debit card
Doesn’t it shoot like corn starch out at you
What
id use my social security card
Ni
first off, what's air bag dust
Stan has only baked the TF2 bread
When your Asia bag goes off it gets dusty in your car
Air
asia bag
as a chinese person arco gets access to the coveted Asia bag
stan blew the air bags once and just never deflated them and now they collect dust
stan i'm latino i only have latin american bags
"The residue is primarily corn starch or talcum powder, which is used to lubricate the bag as it deploys"
Arco Is Not Latino
i am not afan of AINL
You should be
You heard it here first arco, you're not latino but stan wants you to be
yeah i bet he loves himself
rip all people with chang in their names
Chair chang
nah my last name is something else
stan
stan?
I'm sure you would
Uhoh he's broken
I d f k
probs in your bed too
hAHAHAHHAA
I’m trying to twist my top sheet in a figure eight with my legs like you do with a cherry stem in your mouth
i tab out for like 30 seconds
What
why are you doing that stan
i'm proud that there's no mispellings in this sentence
We now know that stan can do the cherry trick
(i'll kill anyone who points out that it's misspellings)
actually, arco, it's drippings
I have to go to bed
so true
Jeff con
Actually it's misspellings
Jfc
Ms. Pellings
Go sleep
i'm baking you anyways
We've entered jeffcon 2
LMAO THIS KILLED ME
I killed stan
this is so sad

right before he was about to sleep
rip
HOW
ah yes
which one is supposed to be 'shaking' stan
Spelling fail
Frontal lobe fail
gnight
Goodnight
hoodnight
Fuck u
piss
make sure to pick a piss corner and stick with it
Yak bee Jesus
Depends if he is stanular or stannywanny
Yao need
wake up, use the restroom, eat breakfast, get out of bed
Yall
sooooooo true
Y’all need Jesus
You need autocorrect
yak bee jesus indeed, stan
What are you eating
i think the guy shitting his bed might need jesus the most
Says the one possessed by the grammar demon
and that
GOODNIGHT
gnight
Hoodnight
Don't shit the bed stan. Goodnight.
i think stans autocorrect does work hes just messed up words so many times it auto corrects to a bad spelling anyway
yeah it's the phone's fault
It's gotten used to his "scent"
Whats wrong with stan this time?
Also what
His words not mine
Nah you typed it
How does one fuck up a spelling that bad

Id rather not look up “stan scent”
How
All three of my names came from stan in the span of 15 minutes
also exhil that gun you posted was a graia iag right
there's a fourth but it's too many characters to fit
Real
It's a brauto
I promise you it's not just the typing that gets stan
damn
I fucking love this guy and his videos
He confused jabba the hutt and gandhi in vc the other day
Except stan
And exhil
you changed the reciever then thats what i was going off of
illinois does a little trolling
ok im not being gaslit i know what a graia iag looks like
Hi arco
Are you sure.
hi gale
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
Me fr fr
i hate this
An amazing story captured in one image
I forget yall are nerds
I have a revolver that looks like a boltpistol that iag could be a lasgun
Idk how tbh
No clue

what did you expect
and your talking to the group that plays like 2 other games
I’ve mainly been playing destiny and warframe recently
Great selection
Alot of variety
I need to get back into destiny
No
I'm cool and hip because i got that ltg rage quit in sf6
But first
No you dont
Helldivers 2
The real answer is that is one of the brautos or iags because you can make each one look like the others
Real
I've been playing destiny for a decade
yeah ik its not HH
It's got me in it's grips
like 100%
Quit while you can
Nah
Oh that too
forgot you could change to a HH receiver
yeah you can make all the autoguns look similiar
I havent even hit 1800 yet
The nine I'm tweaking
I'm always max power in d2
I think I have over 2.5k hours on PC alone
Cross save my beloved
Why is he foul
Why cant he just be a regular colossus he seems alright
Evil dimension that's why
Good dimension when
Got postponed to 2026 praying it gets done early🙏
Get rid of cc for flak or carapace
how bad is the mobility?
They looks little bad
Pretty ass
Shred to ht
So kind of funny. I never conceived of a day when someone would be giving a martyrdom zealot shit for having so many wounds when they themselves are running 2 wound curios
But got to experience that first hand. That was wild
You lose a dodge and youll feel the sprint speed and dodge speed/distance
When 3 wound curio veteran
They allow anyone to buy a puter these days
But it isnt unplayable

A vet and a psyker
Damn lucky
Never go auric for me
I had a psyker today i just stood back and he used smite on everything except monsters
Incompetent follow it
In auric
I watched them smite a mutant to death
people who don't know anything about other classes be like
me and Nadia both mentioned it was a build
and the guy confirmed he knew what it was and we just werent getting the joke
this is all over voice btw
he sounded
mad
Drug addict and fentanyl enjoyer
I am guessing that they got shit for the extra wounds at some point and thought they were in on some joke seeing I was running more than them
Yea they arent the brightest bulbs im guessing
we were picking them up all game
Thats almost impressive if it wasn't so depressing
Had a psyker like that in a game earlier. All they did was spam it and then spam chat wheel. I have never seen so many thanks in my life
You can point out the one-tricks with laser precision when they try to critique your build choices.
You will immediately know if someone is giga-stupid
yeah that Fent guy was running assail
Fuck, or was he the vet. I dont remember
He killed a lot but neither of them could move for shit
He died or he kills?
oh yeah he was running assail psyker
and just had a hard time defending himself and avoiding damage
big one trick
I have little trouble reading comprehension
So he got himself killed basically?
By assail
Can see his stats here
assail is just a psyker blitz
theres a good build that chews through elites and specials with the dueling sword
Yeah..
does the same thing as our knive/uncanny and throwing knives
Nadia was running something similar
but look at their relative damage taken
you can see which one knows how to move in a fight lol
Yeah can see that
did you try to change the point to a crosshair?
its just ranged focused and you need to have good positioning to not get fucked in combat
Like there’s the mod?
yeah, you can change the crosshair of every weapon
There's also an option to have a crosshair always be up
I don’t use cross hair mod. Do knives has physic fall off?
Is there an aimbot mod, that lets you aim good?
Theres a lag with throwing knives too that takes a little getting used to
and they drop yeah
wait, seriously?
so you have to aim over the head, more the farther they are from you
Maybe I’ll stick with grenade
Throwing knives not good utility for me.
Yeah it's in one of the pages, general or smth I haven't looked at it in a bit
Burster has busted you
Are these stats good
Yes
Yes. It's called unemployment
Yeah that's fine.
Whatever you like more.
Headtaker ramps up faster and Slaught ramps up to higher damage.
Slaught also lasts a tiny bit longer.
Both work fine. Slaught has an easier time farming smaller enemies then hitting the boss, HT you'd need to build it on the boss which isn't impactful compared to just hitting them normally w/ Thrust.
i love getting an almost perfect stat spread on the only roll i could afford from brunt, then the first perk it gets being fucking weakspot
Why put spots that clearly look like cover and gunners can still hit me when crouched.
I took cover and still died it wasn't a horde just gunners.
oh nice, also, there's a setting to disable the ping sound
when i was a kid i enjoyed teletubbies but i feel if I watch it now it will creep the hell outta me
I took it like a champ.
@vocal pulsar Tried out the weapon-toughness reliant build and it feels pretty solid, except I had the most annoying voidstrike psyker on my team. If I were about to swing my melee weapon I got a giant ball in my face. The only time I could ever proc momentum was when they were preoccupied with enemies that I'd normally kill.
the unfortunate reality of voidstrike
Boltgun w/ insp. feels as potent as ever though
I love 7 bullets regening me past any possible damage I could've taken.
The best part is they didn't even pull the most damage despite voidstriking every possible enemy.
Closest I've ever felt to being waterboarded dude I fucking hated that
i simply do not play with voidstrike pub players
Reminds me what OG Flamer would be like to play with esp if they knew about the armor downgrade
You just, didn't ever have enemies in melee range as long as they had ammo.
my favorite part is u cant shoot it into melee without blinding ur teammates
Doing emperor's work 
Yeah it led to this nasty cycle where I would ping to have any form of visual on an elite I'm trying to hit and the psyker would take that as a queue to start shooting whatever I pinged
im not super pleased with half the psyker staffs kinda just shutting off your ability to properly melee stuff if you're not an ogryn
I was so sad I had a nice lineup of ragers and shotgunners I could've gotten a huge killfeed w/ and because I pinged one of them they got the mother of all meatballs thrown at them
new martyrdom method???
huge gains???
😔
It also made me keen on the Mk XV Evis being a tad short with the swing
had some moments where I saw the weapon reach far enough but didn't hit
esp the lights
It might just be the swing animation though, they kinda properly swing it and I don't think it lines up with the Mk II's reach
i love getting visual feedback im hitting something and it not registering
my favorite part about dt melee
trying to discern whats a proper server says "no hit" and whats just a stupid fkin animation
what was the other one called
fk
This is why I hate most ogryn
I am so glad I don’t see them often
Just
Get the fuck out of the way oh my god
Boltgun has enough cleave to cleave through them at least.
Some ogryn players are as smart as in-lore ogryn I swear to god
The real advantage of Opening Salvo: being able to hit the allied ogryn cleave BP.
oh my god i though you were 3 different people in the "is typing..." bar for the longest time and i was wondering why none of these guys had said anything yet
dude it works so well
I got called a hydra earlier
at the very least no matter how shit the mission was I'm the goat of mat grinding.
damn
this is an old one
I get smart ogryns often
Y’all get ogryns?
I kinda want them to do another "Play # games collectively" community event, except instead of "Play X games to unlock a map" it's "Play X games before This Future Day/Time and if you succeed everyone gets a neat cosmetic" And they have like, a clockdown clock to the next update.
Great roleplayers 
Ogryns are the only ones brave enough to rez my ass most of the time. Wounds ain't worth dick if no one's around to pick ye up and kiss yer boo-boos.
Now, if only we could train them not to rez folks in fire.
Do not rez folks in fire ogryn challenge: impossible
Wdym you don't want to be raised while surrounded by 6 crushers prepping overheads 
Y'all need wounds? 
6 overheads gonna kill on you the floor
just take the chance and see how good the guy is at spamming the dodge key
this is 80% of the reason why i use Agri Brauto
You should take my flux riven and roll it a bit for me
i can just shoot thru ogryns abs
i've only recently returned after the big class overhaul. I know they changed up fire somewhat, but why exactly do we not revive in fire? The helper takes too much damage standing in there too long? or will the revivee be like, at max damage ticks or something when they get up?
15k but yeah
i think it might be the damage tick being at max though i haven't like checked the numbers
but fire stops toughness generation
so they'd get up with no toughness taking max tick damage from the fire
so they'd probably go right back down
Fyi my birthday is in a few months if you wanna give me some
/j
My birthday is this year if you want to give me my present rn

You want a poorly drawn animal?
I draw animals from memory in ms paint
I take commissions
Unironically Ive made 5$
thats fkin insane bro me too
Oh boy can't wait for my birthday next week, I wonder what day of the week it lands on-
Oh
It's fucking exam week
Don't go to college, kids
Real
Real
Just inspected a random
unfathomably based
it fucks with me a lil how ppl will unquestionably run down an entire side of a tree or take an entire keystone w/ all its upgrades even if there are questionable choices
Running a non-shred Evis w/ Scourge, crit CDR, and Judgement instead of Blazing Piety
In fairness I think it takes a bit for people to iron out what is and isn't useful.
Also I've picked up on that the whole 'this point layout vs. this point layout' is a skill that is learnt, not a default thing everyone has.
yea
so they just see whatever looks cool and grab it
it is weird that at this point the way ppl learn darktide now is completely divorced from how i did
i have legitimately 0 idea what the new player experience is like
I find it weird that some of the stuff I had to learn from dataminers is still stuff that needs to be learnt from circles with dataminers in them
i know it a bit better cuz ive helped a few people through it
Me learning Darktide was playing vermintide before then looking up a build guide
there's so much niche information just kinda laying around
Darktide is really awful at explaining stuff to new players tho.
I have a friend who is playing Darktide now and it's so odd because I'll say something normal and they'll go "where's that?".
I've had 3 different friends silently rage at me for a bit over "You keep taking all the mats in missions".
I have to explain way too much, it feels like I'm gonna drown them in info if I keep going
Until I explain to them that we all get the plasteel etc lol
waterboard them
Yeah some guy in a mission earlier was upset because I stole all of the scab melee kills so they couldn't do their weeklies
how did he react when u hit him with it
it is so weird how fatshark is incredibly hostile towards player information
"Why isn't that written anywhere"
and "wow that's weird"
😔
which has done nothing positive for the game
But the game really should be better at explaining perks etc.
Like there's 0 explanation of what's "Cleave" "Impact" etc on perks.
It doesn't help that the stat cards can be wrong or misleading.
i was talking to a group i met through quickplay that i chose to ran with and teach for a bit
i told one of em to put on iron will and told the all of them that block and push works 360
they were fucking flabbergasted
Is virtually nothing.
obviously inspect is much more respectful than the horrid idea of a scoreboard
Thank god for mods lol
even the fucking mods that let you see ppl's items would (initially) just show what they were
the world wonders where the fuck the glossary is
also I want them to enjoy the game that I enjoy so I limit myself to relevant info and only like 5 minutes of total talking about said info
smh
"lol 250 blue fkin peasant" and be toxic about it
why the fish decided this
nobody knows
I could go 100% crab on them and pull a 4 hour talk out of my ass
Right? It should be so much better. Tell me what "impact" means game, don't make me Google it ffs.
but that's too much info and they won't remember any of it
the problem is u have to have a p good understanding of the game before a crab talk makes sense
oh god the tutorial
what, just do another mission then, the hell
the tutorial still having straight up wrong and outdated information about toughness
And then you get people like those +2 wound vet and psyker I had in a game being toxic about the amount of wounds a martyr zealot had
Shits wild out there
Not everyone no-lifes the game tbf, if contracts were per-person I'd understand the frustration.
this tells the whole story of that game. I ranted about it a bit earlier
i only see this as problem if you do weeklies on like every character possible, but then that means this person already nolife the game
but arent they split across the team??
Do you wanna see the least unhinged Darktide player I've ever met?
how did he not notice he made progress??
I'm fairly confident that that tutorial led to some of the weird toughness related arguments I've had. I'm still taken aback by the toughness bleedthrough one.
Because he was venting before we left the mission end screen, you don't see your weeklies until you're back in the morningstar
yeah and the tutorial running on essentially a different version of the game
How would he? You can't see them in-game without mods. And someone that new 99% of the time does not have mods.
what toughness bleedthrough argument
Check this lol, I was lvling Ogryn a few days ago. Joined a group in progress(Soon figured out why someone had left lol) and this guy was waiting at barrels to blow them up next to people.
LOL
Then near the mission end, he got hounded while we were getting overwhelmed cus low lvls in Maelstrom mission
It's safe to say, he did not take it well.
Some guy referred to toughness bleedthrough as this hidden mechanic called tension damage. I said that it sounded like the known mechanic, toughness bleedthrough. It led to DMs and it was a back and forth. I got linked to the toughness bleedthrough calc that was the supposed tension damage, at no point in its history has it been called tension damage, and I bring up that it's toughness bleedthrough. I then get a passive aggressive comment like "I'm losing my patience" along with a picture of him taking a melee hit and getting toughness bleedthrough. I was blocked right after.
a perfect candidate for block list


They even said that it sounded like a miscommunication but they blocked me so idk. Was weird.
guess they doubled down on being wrong
I'm 90% sure that it was some mix of discord/youtuber related misinfo and the tutorial sucking balls
Does it even matter how its called?

I mean the tutorial doesn't teach you more than the basics.
But it's.. Fine, imo.
just some random stubborn guy
The game just needs a glossary to explain "Staggger" "Impact" etc.
Cus a perk saying "5% brittleness" Ok.. Wtf is Brittleness?
Why do I have to Google that, to learn what it is?
i had the same situation where people kept on thinking that the size of the trauma circle's epicentre was previously bugged and smaller than it should've been, and that fatshark had fixed this in a patch
vermintide does garbage at that too, however, vermintide mechanics are much straightforward and easier to understand for the most part
and people just kept on having strong opinions about it even though i literally showed 2022 december footage of a trauma epicentre being approximately what we have now
4 stacks of 5% brittleness
I suppose not, but it was specifically said that it was labelled tension damage in the code and that's why it was being called tension damage.
it's so frustrating talking to people who just double down on being wrong despite being literally shown that they're fucking wrong
o also if something says it is stacking 5% brittleness
it is lying
each stack of brittleness is 2.5% atm

rending shockwave L
Obese Fish moment.
outside of stuff that gives u a specific number it is stacking with a different limit like vet's exploit weakness talent
its like rampage tooltip still 36% damage
It's great because it's been 2.5% for a while
Shattering impact bolter user sad moment
can opener on rippers got its numbers adjusted to 16 stacks
nothing else did
fuckin ogryns
It's always been fine for boltgun but the thing that made it a carapace niche thing is it went from applying 8 stacks to applying 4 stacks per proc.
I like the Bolter but my god, why is the Revolver hitting harder.
You can out-DPS a revolver with a Boltgun
The main thing that will lead to Boltgun not hitting hard is if you don't use it like a finesse weapon.
they made the bolter too crab-pilled 😔
bolter relies a lot more on deliberate playstyle choices and decision making than revolver
as long as they dont nerf the knife pull I am fairly happy with where the bolter is at
kinda shitty that throwing knives make it feel viable, but whatever
there's always the reload swap cancel if nothing else
revolver is just the weapon you slap on to most melee centric builds honestly
I unironically will use autopistol still for this
specifically for the maniac damage
autopistol unironically just needs to take inspiration from lawbringer
Have you guys ever gotten like, the slow-mo enemies?
Man-Stopper
the brautos are similar but they have super uninspired blessing pools
it should be a high mobility weapon with debuff options that combo into other stuff
or give u bonuses for specific conditions
cavalcade manstopper owo
it needs something with cavalcade synergy
and no not manstopper that shit is wildly ridiculous
give autopistol skullcrusher
u ppl are fkin obsessed
I do think that'd be fine yeah. Unironically I want a weapon that isn't a lasgun that lights things on fire occasionally. Like Blaze Away but the thing that scales is a % proc chance for fire.
shattering impact autopistol
man stopper is still fun. It just rarely does its thing. Still useful for when you get swarmed by a huge rager patrol though
knife through everything
Also just like, everything that has the word shredder near it has something bleed related
some weapon that "heats up" over time or something mayhaps
SAP getting flechette wouldn't be that crazy
So it's a bit of a nerf sadly. I mean it's still very usable
my ideal world is one where autopistol is one of the best blazing piety guns for all the wrong reasons
Plasma burns
Make the damn thing even sillier
plasma already gets Gets Hot!
+crit damage and +crit chance
absurd
Wait it buffs crit damage
It's an unlisted buff
Dear god
+10% crit damage per stack
but like in general autopistol could fulfil a similar-ish role to lawbringer where one of the primary builds is debuff application
Yeah I think that'd be nice for it.
Damn I only have that at 3 on my good plasma
Good thing too, plasma clearly needed unlisted buffs.
wait what the fuck

Wait you didn't know either Arco?
i know nothing about plasma
lmao
they mangled it
That’s like 50% crit damage with 4 at max stacks
i used it as a hipster vet gun and then they made it faceroll win everything gun
i can't read code so I just have to go by what people say in the discord and I don't think I've ever seen it mentioned in vet chat
Plus 50% crit chance
Yeah it's super cool that Gets Hot! is already the BiS and barely anyone in Vet chat knows that it buffs crit damage. It's like the ol' rampage bug but less insane
The plasma just messes with my head, I keep missing moving targets
Cus the delay on shooting
Even non-charged there's a brief charge.
But eh, it's more of a "Hall-way cleaner 9000" for clusters of elites anyway lol
They have like 1 dataminer there and I haven't seen them in a while
I occasionally drop in with blessed knowledge and then leave
god bless
I have used my specific plasma for long enough to stow it the frame the shot goes off
oh yeah i have this
Whenever I run plasma I forget to turn off the full auto mod w/ it and I just waste ammo sometimes
flash back to the kant shotgun weapon customization shenanigans
It's cool too, everyone in vet chat is adamant on spamming the primary fire so they're all at max stacks of Gets Hot! anyway
I totally didn't do that a couple times
I have a minimum thermal resistance 379 with carapace and unyielding 25 as well as gloryhunter 4 and gets hot 3
I believe you
I had a Lawby that was just, not a lawby for a mission or two
Does the crits have rending too?
to my knowledge, crits bring an attack up to a minimum amount of adm
I tested AP + onslaught and well... It's better but still lackluster compared to a ciag
@vocal pulsar
and once you're over that adm, crits do nothing with regards to adms
Seriously. I don't want the AP to be a worse ciag. I want just something different
e.g., the ciag typically has like 5% damage to carapace and gets brought up to like 15% adm on a crit
but if you have rending strikes, crits aren't going to do anything with regards to the adm (using the numbers in my example)
i think melk wants me to not be corrupted anymore
anyone recommend a talent tree for a mk 2 tham + revolver build martyrdom
I'm gonna look into this. It seems inconsistent.
yeah it really is
if it works this way, then it sure varies massively from weapon to weapon
e.g., crits on a knife sweeping light against maniac gets a massive damage boost for this reason (w/o uncanny)
Yeah it's the leading principle as to why I run a Shred + BM Caxe sometimes.
shred bm taxe is valid too
But the thing that makes me question it is the ADMs look like this
It's a +.3 on certain armor types
interesting, because i have a 5 crit chance, 25 carapace ciag that i use with onslaught and it works quite well, especially if i take the 5 crit chance node
That just sounds like onslaught + crit chains on the Columnus
yeah but with a higher crit chance, i am supposed to get those crit chains more often no?
man i wish i had the formulas
My understanding is that if you have a weapon with 30 bullets and a 5% crit chance, on average 1-2 crits will occur. However, because the Columnus has a crit chain of 4, each of those crits have an impact 4x greater, or avg. 6 crits per mag (would be 4 or 8 in actuality). That's a 5% crit chance suddenly at a 20% effective crit chance.
There's some nuance though, I recall puri making something showing it off a bit better.
It sounds like you're asking for his last words 
😄
i am not writing the full sentence i have in my brain, i know it's weird
yesterday i spoke about blowing myself
of course, i forgot up
quite important detail tbh
at least the formula i made for converting the per-shot crit chance to the effective crit chance was
n/(n + 1/p - 1), where n is the # of shots in the crit string and p is the per-shot crit chance
if nothing else, that function's range is between 0 and 1 so hopefully it's correct
so if n = 6 and p = 0.055, then the effective crit chance would be 25.88%
For future reference, what's the logic behind it?
just a simple (# of critical shots)/(# of total shots)
i made a nice graphic but it's on my onenote and probably annoying to get from my phone since my internet is down
lemme see
oh motherfucker the "calls will vibrate" vibration
notification
you could also prob just simulate it pretty easily
and experimentally verify it that way
hmmmm
seems normal
with my formula it'd be 4/(4 + 1/0.15 - 1) = 41.3%
the parentheses are grouped wrong leading to the negative
OH
and wromg result
Forgive me if I'm missing something but with case two, where it lists what the effective crit chance is; wouldn't it be 3 / 4+3 instead?
when psyker chat is testing stuff empirically, zealot chat is doing maff
god I couldn't imagine doing this shit manually ingame
i'm afraid of my onenote formatting imploding if i edit it on my phone so hopefully i remember to edit it later
gonna ask again , its good ? do i need to try upgrade ?
or wait i can just edit it on my desktop and wait for my internet to come back so that it syncs
you can try it yes
cleave damage not too much important ?
so the formula you gave us earlier is wrong?
well, 51 is not very good but you still got all your dodges
nah i just wrote the wrong equation in the particular example of my screenshot
Arco go to bedge 
no u
hmm at least doing it experimentally, my formula might be wrong though i might've also written it badly
use a hotkey
Yes I do.
what now
and also, that's like a super rough estimation of stubbers
I wouldn't extrapolate that to anything else
Too late
this is what I get for watching crappy video game anime adaptations
God Eater was good though
Not ufotables greatest work, but worth watching
oh nvm i used a wrong variable somewhere
my formulas seems to be correct probably
i dunno
@south folio so in the damage profiles weapons have a crit mod section. The reason it's inconsistent is because it's possible for it to be unique for each weapon + it can function on a different finesse modifier. Like with the Zarona (assuming 100% stats because I am lazy) the normal weakspot multi is 1.9. Crit mod for unarmored is .3. Therefore the crit damage is base * 1.9 * 1.3.
However for Carapace, this is different. The weakspot mod is 1.5. Crit mod is .15. To find the crit damage it'd still be base * 1.9 * 1.15. It ignores the weakened weakspot mod and uses the base one.
my scoreboard mod tells me I get anywhere from 25-30% crit chance
on my stubbers
give or take
Haven't played in a while, what does cleave on hit do?
and that lines up close enough to my proposed 33%
tis the ogryn way. "Close enough for horseshoes and handgrenades"
what the
what the fuck is a zarona
Revolver
Because it's the only weapon in the game that's called the Zarona + the Agri is a functionally different Revolver.
you think I actually know the names of these stupid weapons
and I know fersure I'm not alone in this 
I didn't expect you to reply at all so no not really
fair enough I guess
public forum aside, fair enough
still strange to call it zarona when literally everyone says "old volvo and new volvo"
I haven't seen anyone say that since maybe a few days after they came out
I'll look into it more tomorrow, there's a lot of convoluted math going on and I am on a 1am brain rn.

2 days ago 
PURI THAT IS PSYKER CHAT
I am well aware
delete this before stan finds it
I've told stan my timezone twice and he didn't believe it either time
lmfao
what does stan not believe in the west coast or what
Anyways what should do
no I do not experience tornados
best coast
Also the low defended won’t hurt right?
no
Ok yay
He asked if I was in Hawaii at one point
At no point do you ever need to one shot 4 ragers per swing
nor should that even exist, but that's another discussion
All I do when I play knife
Ideally you'd get like, Deathblow + Headtaker but w/ that Hsword you'd probs swap perks yeah.
really really should be
my soul
Dw
Less go Finally , good hammer !
u dont need to but i am taking kills away from pub vets who aggro daemonhosts
I have an entire section of a guide dedicated to your people.
but remember guys
absolutely nothing in darktide should ever be nerfed
never
its clearly in the perfect spot balance wise
this is NOT problematic at all
balance is a rollercoaster
we promise
Wait
its fun , but its get boring really fast
i ran it for awhile on veteran
still top scoreboarded every match
hated every second of it cause it was infinitely more effort than literally ANYTHING else
swapped back to psword 6
i play for fun stealth vraks HH
and still manage to be almost everygame top dmg :>





