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they need to at least make it look like vet's weapon specialist so that you aren't locked into a bunch of upgrades if you want smth like 6 charges
buy until rating
No they should throw in siennas talents from VT2 in there also, make that shit bigger
30 point warp charges tree
The tree just flips over to a new page like when you hit the paragon board in d4
If you invest enough points to get to the other side of the skilltree you can promote your pawn to a queen
@median steeple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F36q5eJuaGI
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GRAAHHHHHH INNEEED IT
I only fuck with warp charges on my Purgatus and Surge builds, and I never play Surge
Soon™️
I checked the game in my library just to see 90% of my friends list owns it now
I got it for queen
I saw
I plan on getting it for Gale
Is mort getting it?
how many blocked users do you have
unexpected
oof
with 2 of them being weird ass mfs who took my pfp and tried impersonating me
Gotta check in on friends every now and then bud.
yeah I've been playing for honor with cica and prez lately
I think yes
yall need god
me too

Come have a cup :D
how important is cloud radius?
Didn't need to know that
i didnt need to know TimmyG either
Him being a psyker, he either wanted to or was cursed by the voices with it 😨
10 corruption damage
@royal vortex
that's how you get em

FRODO THE EMPEROR!!!!
you want brutal momentum
@vocal pulsar Using it to only kill elites, the pattern is bad for hordes.
@cosmic radish you want something like this
achlys is also seen as the worst of the caxes (combat axes) unfortunately
Due to Attack pattern yes.
if you want to kill elites better, you're better off with a rashad with brutal momentum and thrust
with rashad's finesse bonus, brutal momentum weakspot damage and thrust, you will be deleting most elites
far faster than you would be with achlys
and the hordeclear would be loads better, because of brutal momentum
Achlys is very fun but with the existence of BM it isn't better than its siblings.
The thing is has going for it is a heavy damage profile but it's a sweep (0 cleave) instead of an overhead.
But you have to chain into PA or block cancel to keep using it.
Brick'd, might aswell just toss it at the enemy and pick it up again when you can, running limbsplitter might just make it doable
@exotic portal There are far far worse bricks.
So'a there's a talent, throwing knives.
Could be worse thou
I think, in all honestly I have 1 non-brick across all classes, but those are just up to rng lords and no way to gind gear in this game.
Pain
Has anyone labbed the effectiveness of slide spamming while under gunner focus? Whats the minimum damage you take between slides while moving straight towards a gunner with perfect play?
Is anyone else’s female fanatics just not responding to compliments when she kills a lot of enemies?
take overpressure for when they fix it
i cant think of a single situation youd want fan the flames
Ogryn is op af
Orgyn is tanky af, and Psychers with destiny can get abusrd amounts of damage.
Ogyrn just needs more weapons
Yes they have the least amount
disrupt destiny is good when you can get it going
unfortunately it is also a pain in the fucking ass to work with
That it is, I can only get it going with a Surge Voidstaff
"oopsie someone else landed the last hit on that dude lol no stacks for you"
Is anyone else’s female fanatics just not responding to compliments when she kills a lot of enemies?
with like 3 weapons
And this why I just came back to warp charges on my gun psyker
🤔
If there is too much dialogue going on some will not play
It was a huge problem with old assail and VoC
Its like, dead silent
See now that's weird
And its been happening for like a week now
The fanatic is the only voice that seems effected tho
I wanna hear my shouty be snarky to her teammates 
The devilish urge to put a simple "News tomorrow." in general chat and theorycrafting.
?
We do a little misinformation
Something is planned?
I've heard a lot of people say that yeah
feels like im fighting with a 1700s musket
Good damage but slow reload and animations
The idea behind it is a bulking DPS tool. The best you can get are spread reduction buffs and using a throwing knife to cancel the pullout.
Something else that can help is maximizing the utility of the shots. It feels really clunky if you have to shoot twice to kill specials and some small elites.
It's easier to fix this on Vet than it is on Zealot though.
Yeah follow the 'slow firing weapon' rules in that regard.
and keep it out more than you would other weapons
so you don't have to swap
and animation cancel the reload
you can also half reload it and put it away and when you pull it out it'll finish reloading
I don't really like using it much anymore, preferred the version that worked better as a shotgun with quick ADS mix and also there's a ton more enemies than there used to be
https://streamable.com/5yvg5w remember to be grateful for elites that conveniently line up so u can just hold the trigger down
u do have to work around some of the awkwardness of it but if you can get used to it it'll put in decent work
if you hear a bunch of guys chanting and stomping about (i.e a patrol) that's a good time to pull out the bolter, since with dance of death (preferably with duellist to maximize the crit damage from cavalcade) you kinda just laserbeam stuff
cavalcade pinning right
yea
what's the cavalcade reset time
A DoD boltgun spray is always heavenly.
and wear a condom
almost the moment you stop shooting
damn
weird
(which it should state on the tooltip but it doesnt)
Is this another FS description moment
i run it w/ blazing piety because u can get up to a funny 55% crit rate
It being a finesse weapon is so funny
if only I didn't hate piety and also used any weapon good with crit
i only really use piety on the hs7
or dclaw
because u hit some niche breakpoints for crit depending on enemy type and what buffs u have
ooh I might actually put a Boltgun onto my crit Caxe setup
so i dont feel as unethical
I hate 2 things, how uninteresting it is as basically just a flat node and of course the CDR
It's unethical for an Orgyn to not use a Scab as a melee weapon.
i want them to redistribute crit chance across the zealot tree
and then rework the upgrades
Yeah I feel like Blazing Piety could literally just be stat nodes
piety should have some form of interaction
(and it's literally a "win more" talent)
but nope just permanent crit chance
piety should more ideally feel like a rampage mode type deal
where ur rewarded for goin nuts and running around killing guys
satisfy certain conditions and u get cool buffs
Yeah Blazing Piety should be a reward rather than the firestarter to a crit setup.
like you get a p dope screen effect but you don't have to do anything
perhaps a base level buff and then an every N enemies killed buff or something idk
@josho I feel momentum does that more just do attack speed buff and not wanting to stand still
well momentum is another thing u kind of need to rework regardless
it's just a "do everything better" keystone which isnt v good balance wise
you don't need to pay attention to it at all
Vet keystones are still trash.
it's just play the game but better like you said
marksman and weapon specialist both support a specific playstyle which are cool
marksman needs work on the execution and weapon specialist needs some upgrade nodes looked at
but i think theyre more interesting than zealot keystones by a longshot
They are still trash both, getting the elite damage, cooldown reduction, Orgyn damage and rending is just too good to pass up.
momentum could be slaughterer like? obviously with a shorter duration than 8 seconds
Auric/Auric maelstrom only
marksman is super good on finesse weapons because it's 75% finesse damage baseline or smth like that, and that's both crit and weakspot damage
so an iag, headhunter, lasgun, etc all get huge returns on it
we shouldn't compare anything to ogryn
he means the 20% ogryn/boss damage node
bone apple teeth!!!
weapon specialist is free attack speed and with the upgrade node you have a revolver you never have to reload
or shotgun with a guaranteed crit
which are both really good for specific weapons
+112.5% finesse my beloved
just spitballing ideas i would make momentum an on-dodge stacking buff that loses stacks when you get hit (in melee) or take hp damage from ranged
It is an on dodge buff as it is.
so ur rewarded for nimbleness but u also get punished if u fuck up too hard
remind me, does straight finesse double buff crit weakspot
not baseline no
I didn't say baseline.
it has a basically mandatory upgrade node that makes the keystone significantly better
and you can't actually lose momentum stacks until they run out
If you want the doubled crit weakspot thing you need it to be a seperate +weakspot and +critical buff
which feels kinda lame
also the first hit interaction of momentum is a bit weird
Feel no pain but it's a damage buff and has different stacking conditions
Idk I don't have a decent thammer so can't comment there.
it is really annoying that fire rate can't be changed until you stop shooting
I asked crab about momentum attack speed with automatic guns
and it's an engine problem lol
on the flip side u get to keep the fire rate buffs even if they disappear until u run out of ammo in the mag
I feel like it should just apply on first hit though
with some other rework in conjunction
WAIT U CAN AUTOFIRE
I THOUGHT IT WAS SEMIAUTO
lmao
oh my sweet sweet blueberry
it's fairly inaccurate without a dance of death proc (i get one halfway through that clip)
I mean when I first used the flamer I literally puffed the entire game and was like wtf is this
it took me quite a few matches to figure out bolter had different firing modes
The flamer with showstopper is fun.
I also got the stun kill penance with just puffs lol
lmao
puff puff pass
bolter is so fun
https://streamable.com/wmolq5 in this clip i have a paid actor shooter behind me who gives me a dodge proc the moment i chastise
I hate the bolter's reload the new revovler has better reload, and it's a mini bolter basically
I remember meeting a lvl 23 zealot who didnt know you could power up the Thunder Hammer
i love the bolter reload
but yeah shotgunners need an AI rework lmao
i hope they make it longer
the new revolver is not a mini bolter at all
what build is that
After one of the recent buffs it's hipfire accuracy is actually pretty solid.
keep in mind these are shotgunners (the easiest elite to kill)
and they love to beeline
yeah
It's similar to a brauto's hipfire but if you smooshed it down and widened it a tad.
and doing the conga
this is what i run with bolter atm
you can swap disdain (top left) for anoint in blood (top middle) if u want to go all in on the bolter stuff
no anoint
disdain gives me a very specific dreg gunner bp with hs7
for HS, are headtaker and rampage still the go-to or has that changed?
every other hit
thats still a lot of hits smh
Deathblow + Headtaker, Rampage as an alt if you don't have HT.
headtaker and deathblow
deathblow is just too good to pass up
aka brutal momentum
momentum is another option for bolter that'll provide more consistent damage/fire rate instead of gambling a lil bit with crits
throwing knives let you cancel the pullout animation a decent bit which counteracts some of the awkwardness of using bolter
ooo lights out monstros
for the bolter itself i have i think cara/flak cavalcade + pinning fire
I wish they made Judgement a bit more compatible with Flamer.
what about melee weapon
for that build i run a heavy sword (any will work, i like the 7) with flak/maniac headtaker/deathblow
I might try that build with the classic criterator to fufill my balancing ideals from a few months ago when I wanted Evis/Boltgun and Thammer/Flamer to be normalized.
bolter works really good against armor so u can pair it with something that deals with specialists and hordes better (because you don't want to rely on something as awkward as the bolter for killing stray trappers/flamers)
I love it on the zealot and I am not so sure on vet 😦 I don't know why 😦
so an eviscerator would pair well?
and blow shit up
yea
evisc pairs with everything
Evis, Dclaw, Hsword, Chainsword all work I'd imagine.
for crushers you wanna use chastise before shooting as often as possible because it'll use the flak adm instead of carapace which is a gigantic boost to damage
what can throwing knives oneshot? on auric damnation
any special except muties, shotgunners, gunners
if you have +maniac on your weapon dreg ragers
if you have an outside ranged damage boost like ~3 deathspitter stacks (with +flak) it should one-shot scab ragers
get those heads
im going to assume pinning fire works on tknives so it should let u one-shot scab ragers
with headshots ofc
Is the revolver a finesse weapon as well? Because with Marksman it feels like a death ray. But that may be Deadshot + surgical only...
yea but it's almost overkill on revolver because of the amount of targets you already one-shot
and u have a lot less ammo to work with in terms of chaining headshots outside of collaterals
woe, terrifying barrage be upon ye
Ok I'll try it without marksman then I may just be overkilling stuff (and I am still not getting a 1 shot crusher with it)
weapon specialist is really good w/ it cuz u can take the reload on swap node and just have free bullets in the cylinder constantly
And you can use a psword with good mobility
depression
if weapon specialist gave swap speed like it should it would be cool
good nuff to roll on?
When does the counter start? Because if it's a the beginning of the animation...
i want my stealth commando with the loudest and most noticeable gun in the game
the moment u swap weapons yea
go for it
rolling a 348?
It should... Meaning it's bugged?
no i just wish it did
Oh shit
instead of fire rate
Bolter with agile engagement does not exist then
😔
just swap terrifying barrage and unyielding to ur perk of choice
ammo doesn't scale super hard on ciag iirc
I wish the buff was on firing and not on swapping.
unyielding isnt even a bad perk if it fills a niche in ur loadout
yea if u have smth like a hsword with not fantastic unyielding damage it helps
The official weapon of people who never push the special attack button 
I feel called out
I do nothing else than spam lmb on my zealot
Fuck yes lets get to bricking
damn what a nice roll
Cavalcade + pinning
its savable but man
Surgical is best on vet
inspiring barage is something I'd rather have on my ogryns heavy stubber xD
I am still searching for it
Inspiring barrage is better on guns with smaller magazines
So on bolter, it produces a lot more toughness sooner
Flak
yeah but paired with all the ogryns gun related skills you are already regenerating toughness when just aiming with the stubber, and when you shoot with the ability on you also gain toughness.
so inspiring is just the icing on top
also afaik inspiring stays even when you "reload" your magazine by using the ogryns ability so you don't have to build it up again
aight not great not terrible bolter
mm yes I love 250% of my max toughness within 3 seconds.
(Voice of Terra users are shaking)
I have a whacky wounds martyr build that has zero toughness generation feats lol
But make up for it with insp barrage on bolter
And momentum on evis
Unironically sometimes my Psyker builds feel similar in that I need to spam my staff to get toughness
I've always been interested in putting all my toughness gen on my weapons and just damage maxing my talent tree
Swap surgical to cavalcade on the bolter
I'm not even that far I still have my old PF boltgun that has Insp. locked in and I'm working on a Mk XV Evis w/ Momentum
As zealot, you are rarely aiming down sights. You are charging and unloading into the enemy
Aiming down sights is more of a vet thing
melk almost cooked
you can't mitigate suppression on zealot like you can with vet
which makes the ads much worse in any situation where you're getting shot
Bolter has a suppression problem yeah
with dance of death you get recoil and spread reduction on dodge, which lets you hipfire magdump with insane accuracy
with duellist you're also getting +50% critical and weakspot damage, pair that with cavalcade and you're hitting fairly hard
If your intent is to dump Maulers or Crushers primarily but also not stack a bunch of ranged damage SI is fine too. Can be nice in certain builds.
THammer is decent. In time you will want one with flak DMG, instead of unarmored
After its change it's carapace focused but it'll cut the shots required to kill in half for Crushers.
And obvi t4 thrust
it's only baseline for the knife but the backstabber node in the talent tree works on any weapon
With any weapon if you have the feat for it
The backstab damage thing is intrinsic to the Knife but any weapon can grab Backstabber on the talent tree.
I also recommend putting carapace on that bolter
Instead of unyielding, especially since you have a THammer
Carapace is the only 'weakness' of THammer
its the better of the two before that grenade
Hi Mankar 
That's equivalent to +25%, so yeah worth it
Hi
Unless you get destroyed in 3 seconds but that shouldn't happen
Hope u had a gucci day
Thanks, you too buddy
Hello Stanular.
I had a car accident this morning and just tested positive for covid 
My week can only get better from here
Probably arco or josho's fault
He sends his scarabs to spread the plague
I would keep carapace and elite and juste change the blessings
well josho does yell about the guvnment trying to inject 5g into him through vaccines
my house almost burned down yesterday if it makes u feel better

Was it your fault
Wtf what happened
no
a charger overheated and melted into an extension cord and this caused bad things to happen
What the fuck
Like a phone charger?
yea
Do you have an android
It's a better coherency aura than two of our current coherency auras so yeah, if you want to grab it it's solid.
that happened to me with a cable
Strange
ON A PLANE
jfc
That is typical android behavior
whats ur build look like
What's your full tree look like?
it was like wait, it smells like plastic burning
Take thy wrath be swift please
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor (you can use this website if you dont wanna deal with screenshotting a bunch of times)
This a gazillion percent
It is necessary to run THammer
TWBS-less thammer mankar, it's the peak of gamers mankar.
But who am I to say I am just a stinky vet
if you're just skilled at the game you don't need it.
It's against the law in 48 states

To not use it
just before dying because of bad positioning
I'd only consider not taking twbs on fast weapons (even then that comes with regret every now and then)
Aight well you don't want Scourge or crit DR
Number one recommendation would be to take thy wrath be swift (twbs)
path through until death/holy rev instead of duellist/desperation
drop scourge and take twbs
it's fun with a knife because you can block the hit from behind and then propel yourself further
you absolutely need it for marty
and this
Duellist is a fun pick since it makes boss 2 shots easier but you def want the until death/HR line there
It's a godsend
It will do far more for you than duelist and desperation
it's a very strong "i get to make game-ending mistakes for no cost" tool
the w m1 a crusher patrol tool
it's not really for chip damage it's more for the stray silent burster/sniper shot/overhead a teammate drags into you
780k in total or just boss dmg?
looks like a baby otter
It gets put into the total
It does. Scoreboards can be a bit iffy though.
I can see the resemblance but can still tell them apart
You can use duelist, but not if it's gonna cost you holy rev and until death
you may want to schedule an appointment with an eye doctor!
if you want duellist i'd drop disdain for it
Wow what a cute looking cat
until death is just great
Disdain is a crowd damage only buff
disdain is ok, especially since it's a 1 point investment, but it's only on every-other hit
a curse upon your bloodline
and requires you cleaving enemies
It's up to 25% every other hit
which means if you want boss damage it'll do worse than duellist will
just swap desperation over
I know you want massive boss damage
But you are already doing huge boss damage with THammer
It's better to have feats that keep you alive to focus down the bosses
i got mankar killed recently by dragging an overhead into him and i enjoyed every last second of it
Like twbs, until death and holy rev
u also assaulted me while i was in a net
i reserve the right to silence
hammer does not crit much
It shines with a crit build and you are not running a crit build.
the hammer is not really a crit weapon
generally not good unless you're speccing into crit stuff or have a shred weapon
for your build i wouldnt take it
It is great, but not with THammer
You are not crititng often with THammer
It's better on a weapon with shred blessing available, on a blazing piety crit centered build
🤔
because thammer has shit mobility and 3 dodges
you're always dodging with hammer regardless
i mean you will get value out of that in any build
not like youre not gonna be dodging attacks with thammer, you still will be
It's pretty fine if you aren't running SoC and have Second Wind.
It's also a Martyr build.
plus if youre using duelist, youre already thinking about dodging before the big thammer hits
i mean you could not use restoring faith and have good balance
it's valid
oh gof
do you go in stealth behind?
I forgot how fucking slow the bolter is
i think it just means damage from behind
backstab is just a shitty way of saying that
Requires a special setup and shroudfield or you just get them whenever an elite targets an ally.
especially since theres a similar node above thats specifically for melee
Usually will happen with Bulwarks.
toughness regen is only coherency which shuts off when you're in melee
and the raking fire blessing just says "when damaging enemies from behind"
typical fatshark wording
that's what i would run with a martyr thammer
you could swap the node in red for more tg, tg on heavy or backstab dmg
No it just regens to the cap faster
and i would use the stun nades to stack pinning fire and delete a pack of crusher
it says the max is 25%, but the amount you heal up to that max is much larger with melee damage
before diving and killing the rest
Fatshark has some of the lowest quality info w/ the talent descriptions.
yeah the descriptions could serve to be better
Also Duellist is a +100% critical weakspot damage increase.
due to how it's coded and how bonuses to weakspot and crit work
there is a mod for it
OwO
That mod is still inaccurate.
damnit
well, probably more accurate than fs
and you can contribute to it...
so it's a win
It's had incorrect info on brittle since it's come out and I've seen it still be a source of confusion for players that use it.
you're tapping into your inefficient dodges
so you've got your efficient dodges, which are listed in the weapon's inspect screen and whatnot
When you hit 0 you're out of cool dodges, you can go negative but the dodge gets worse the lower you get
just shorter distance/longer cooldown between dodges as far as I can tell
less distance
you should still get i-frames
They're shorter and you'll spend the same amount of time just barely moving. If you pull the negative dodges out in a horde or against a rager it'll punish you
yeah we're happy to aswer
when else are we going to make use of the obscure knowledge that we have about this game
i mean, what's the most correct source / info on how that works?
If only we could be paid for this 
The code
i cri
for somenone not reading code
Brittle is a debuff.
You apply it to whatever enemy you hit. It goes to 16 stacks and is 2.5% rending per stack.
step 1 to playing darktide: be a programmer
Like, the rending cap?
25% of your max hp, regardless of corruption
no there is another path, step 1 is yell "idk works for me!!!!" whenever someone dares to question your choices
yeah, what happens if you go beyond
with uncanny4 for exemple
Rending bonuses will cap out at 100%, as in if you hit an enemy you can only get up to +100% rending with your damage. Nothing bypasses this.
this ^
Uncanny T4 will not go beyond the cap, but it has a benefit of technically hitting the cap early with 96% rending at 4 stacks.
it's a bread and butter marty node
also depends on how you plan on playing with martyr
ARCO WHY DID YOU BLOW UP MY CAR
if you plan to take damage for the damage bonus, then BftE is whatevs for your purposes
😠
It's particularly nice with Restoring Faith with 2-3x wounds. It's for health tanking. Some people opt for toughness tanking instead.
you were supposed to hit him with the shaggy
"It wasn't me"
i am an honest and upfront person
Proof?
i told you that i blew up your car
you know, fair play
No honest and upfront person feels the need to tell people they are honest and upfront
and i will give notice that i will bake you into lasagna
i am deceptive and misleading
fax
i am an AI language model
No u are the vacuum cleaner in teletubbies
I am me
i health tank because I can't be assed to dodge
roll face into problem
problem goes away
simple as
I can’t be dodged to ass
most health damage usually happens if you don't want to bother being safe or unintentionally when you get overheaded
If you take a hit to health a lot of things happen that make it barely a problem. BftE will provide damage reduction to hits that go over a wound threshold, restoring faith can heal back over that wound threshold, other DR sources can be used to further reduce the damage. The more wounds, the more BftE can proc.
me trying to stab a crusher
and BftE is nice for reducing a crusher from taking you from 100% to 0% straight up
Worse case scenario you proc HR and you get 25% of your health back.
and effectively lets you take two overheads before getting reduced to 0
actually why im not sure if I like all toughness on ogryn
or if you're playing like a dumdum and just want to hold W without GAFing about taking damage
it seems like a really braindead choice
but yeah like arco said
hehe mash w
no think only mash mouse 1
all toughness makes that uh
. . . more. . . dangerous to do
my new favorite type of pub player is the guy who calls out way more than he should
second wind
I feel like I'm in in a simulation
Actual unlimited toughness until a rager and only a rager comes up
cause these aren't questions dawn would ask
it is a different guy
It's not dawn priest
not tapping that flamer for the killing blow gave me the ick
Wait when did discord become OnlySlannesh?
owned
there's one that gives you more accuracy too, on successful dodge
It's not hersey if it's in Zealot chat. We're the only ones who can handle it without becoming deginerates.
sometimes u just have to give peace a try
the full video is also much funnier tbf
this guy just blasts my fkin EARS with motivational words
but puri...you have anime pfp
i am deaf but i am inspired.
Wait people watch Anime in 2024 with all the you can't do that. I get tired of hearing I can't watch Perfect Hair Forever....
did I stutter
Average looking anime guy in a quest for Perfect Hair Forever
twbs stops melee and ranged stuns
no stun lets you run through a literally infinite amount of ranged enemies
despite what the tooltip says
charge thunder hammer heavies while being hit
twbs is fucking stupid good
its EVERYTHING
but movement
so ogryn stomps, chaos spawn whacks
blurgle slug tail slams
stuff like that, even with TWBS, interrupts you
yeah, you ignore ranged too
tooltip has been wrong since the game released
well
its up for debate if the tooltip is wrong
or the talent is bugged
Since fatshark has done literally nothing to it/about it since the game released
providing the TACTICAL INFORMATION
I dislike Loner too much to run that side.
you don't "run that side"
you grab TWBS
and stop
crucis or ironhelm
crucis gives you gigabonks
ironhelm gives you a mediocre horde ability
now thats a bygone internet era
rest in peace call of duty modern warfare 2(2009)
your 360 noscope compilations will be missed
o7
and this is why we 🏴
cause fuck that nonsense
I'm not giving a gamestore 800 dollars for an out of print game
https://streamable.com/foplby why does a single staff lmb stagger a burster
a fkin kickback doesnt half the time
nobody knows josho
that scared the shit out of me
when you did that
i was so certain my demise was coming
i think that's right around when it jumped and you knocked it back then?
burster + josho nearby + random bolt = fear
I remember the orgyn in the meatgrinder slaping the to side repeatedly with the slap alt attack as a gif.
i blow myself up more than other people
and this negligence is what leads to josho burster incident #1045
(640 of them involving mankar)
if u invite me into a fkin strike team
u know what u are getting
i am conducting impromptu science experiments
no
yes
high intensity with a knife zealot
i have a celerity stim for you
hopefully the three of us able to deal damage will carry him
do you remember what happened last time i offered you a celerity stim
Is that when I got lost
noted
What does that have to do with me
🙂
What
it only got worse from there
I am literally going to rip the seats out of my rental car
yeah we had a cryonic rod incident
the only reason that i didn't post that footage is that i have voicelines off
so you just sound insane saying cryonic rod
At least it wasn’t vacuum capsule
i clipped the part with the net
Arco you are the most insane one tbh
You act innocent but commit acts of mass murder
when have i ever acted innocent
nah josho is the most insane
i will bake you into lasagna and eat you
I love the zealot space program
Can it be made with gluten free pasta and almond cheese
i would never
Josho is misunderstood
arco do you even know how to make lasagna
almond cheese?
He is the feral child with a boomerang in his hand that was found in the mountains
youve threatened to make me into lasagna as well
i was going to say "thank you stan" and then he called me a fucking feral child
Forrest finally gets the road rage altercation he was hoping for, but he quickly loses his nerve when it becomes apparent that the other driver is out of his mind.
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Dough hi 
(no i don't know how to cook, really)
i'm sure that i can just search up a guide and cook a good human lasagna
It’s not a bad thing
Chess
how is being called a feral child with a boomerang in the mountains a good thing
it was like a year ago staniel
Depends on your life view
How is it not
"feral child with a boomerang" does in fact describe my voidstrike gameplay
can you document all the accidents that you've had since age 0
so thats fair
tf is he gonna do with a boomerang in the mountains anyway
excluding your birth
Do your balls come back?
always
You don’t boomerang your balls
like, peepee?
Dough what
yes
peepeedeeeff
Did you have rubber shuts
throw it
what else would u do with a boomerang??
Sheets
do you keep track of all the peepees
Photographic memory
I used to shit my bed
thats kinda impressive honestly
PISS
thank you stan
It's so over
Arco you messed me up
stan its literally different words
wha
lol
Deflecting
entirely
You’re like the person who distracts me while someone takes my purse
Except in word form
Your purse ?
🥺
stan can you manage more than 0 tasks
i'm not a criminal stan
at a time
not yet
I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT
The beast
stan that doesnt even make sense
i like that it looks he's just yelling PISS after, like it's a swear
i imagine it like he's trying to get people's attention
so that even those in a distant crowd may know of his bed shitting tendencies
and so you said shit
he didnt even say the word shit
They’re basically the same thing jfc
stan just fkin throws this stuff outta left field
does he know
Shut it dock Emily coins
makes sense, i know what you'd do for $20, stan
Doch Emily bloopers
new name drop
Oh my God
My face is fucking hurting
I can’t type whike@lying down
Holy shit
seems like it's on purpose, but ill accept the second one
dock emily COINS
farewell emily poppers
what do i buy with them
I legit can’t type while on my side
incredibly short, stumpy appendages
stan its not any different
is the only explanation
from normal typing
Hard
to be fair, you can't type when you're sitting upright either
as someone who types without autocorrect and has a much higher readable message send rate
it's not
stan
Lmao
with my fingers
Aurocorrect
lol
arcocorrect
osuticotect, is that an aztec god?
The irony is that autocorrect doesn’t kick in when I want to say autocorrect
It just did
Guck
Fuck
guck
the irony is that you're an english teacher who types like a baby licking the keyboard
yeah cause you werent even fuckin close
mf is goofy
Aztecs trying to stop a cannonball after sacrificing a child to osuticotect
pog
Yum
hell yeah
I’ll stop ur cannonballs
i turned autocorrect off purely because i was fucking with my settings to not get it to auto capitalize
U ho
no
ok i was gonna say
Can you please not name yourself that it huts my eyes
ppdf format
Hurts
name who what
Stop this is what made me say shit
there's many people in this chat stan
You
you typed it
Discord kept thinking I was danish
lol
eeeefoewee
no, stan, this is the name of the guy formerly known as josho now
if u keep being mean ill turn back into a frog
bran noise
You’re not a frog
@frank night would disagree
You did what
Such a potty mouth. 
God
the bed god family
Fear the bed god
I miss exhilkiis
its probably not u
Xhilliois
Xhilliois
LMFAO
I seriously can’t
hes right here
@ripe quest choose a title
ILLINOIS
Imagine if we had a plasma vet.
stan are you trying today
Bros brain is fried
My phone fell off my seat during the accident that’s why it’s extra not working tonight
Brain damage
I’ve had a lung ass day bro
Like seriously
Long
rename yourself, now
Was it full of air?
The carbon dioxide got to him
You’re about to be
what the
you said it stan
A nation and an instrument
(watch this)
secretion santa???
Amazing
where does the "it's dripping" means (memes) come from anyways




