zealot-class

[fading vale]

eh it's pretty stupid to run

on hammer

it does work for F into crowds

but eh

[obtuse stirrup]

HERETIC

[fading vale]

often times you are specialing or hitting 1 thing

[fading vale]

more like REASONABLE PERSON

[open echo]

I often take momentum bc if I want to run piety I kinda end up having to grab knifes

[obtuse stirrup]

Reason is the first step on the road to treachary

Blessed is the mind too small to doubt

[open echo]

If I want good balance and dr on crit

[fading vale]

I could maybe take throwing knives if I run a kant

I just don't really like them

they have a good funny factor

[open echo]

Manstopper knifes meme?

[fading vale]

well I would need a bad kant for that

[open echo]

Or else I have to drop sustained assault and more

[fading vale]

and I don't want to run a bad kant

[open echo]

Why does it have to be t2 :(

[fading vale]

no I just mean the performance will be ass vs running actually good blessing for kant

[open echo]

Ah

[fading vale]

and also you would want to run piety

[open echo]

What do you normally run?

[fading vale]

no respite + fire frenzy for kant

tbh any of the damage/power blessings for the second are fine

but no respite is most important

[open echo]

mineeeeee

[fading vale]

infested

[open echo]

Shush

Pretend it’s maniacs

[fading vale]

join the "bricked" 550 club

[open echo]

“Bricked”

Mmmmmm

[fading vale]

by my standards

this is the one I actually use

[obtuse stirrup]

It's not bricked if it's the modifiers that aren't perfect

[fading vale]

trip 80s in damage

[obtuse stirrup]

Bricked means Hadron fucked it up

[fading vale]

bricked means it's not perfect 4/4 with good stats smh

[obtuse stirrup]

If the modifiers are bad, then it's just a brick

Noun, not verb

[open echo]

Tbh I’m fine with 3/4 if the base stats are good

[fading vale]

I am sometimes depending on the weapon

but not like, my main weapon

[obtuse stirrup]

Room for improvement, vs doesn't reach breakpoint

If something doesn't reach a breakpoint it's just a miserable pile of disappointment

[fading vale]

breakpoints are so fucky to calculate given the number of buffs available now

[obtuse stirrup]

Fuck me I hate phone keyboards

My veteran has a rashad axe with bromentum which gets stuck on the first target

It makes me fucking angry lol

[open echo]

Mmmmmm my favorite breakpoint that I will totally use, one hit trappers in melee

I wonder why I run revi

Who knows

[fading vale]

revolver just got boring to use for me

cause it's too good

[open echo]

I focus on melee mostly

So it’s very useful for me

[obtuse stirrup]

I love to reload during a battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber

[fading vale]

the reload hardly matters

[spare dome]

Mmmmm mmmmmm that's right.

Nothing like pounding those rounds into my wanting cylinders.

[fading vale]

especially when you 1 shot multiple of everything except maulers and ogryns

and can just reload whenever you want and slide

[obtuse stirrup]

Shalasaska would be disgusted.

[solar gorge]

i want the new rev to be better because speedloaders are very cool

[fading vale]

it feels pretty bad to use

which is sad

like I could just take a laspistol instead and do waaaaay more dps

[solar gorge]

it was supposed to be good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/802621720262606888.gif?v=1

[fading vale]

I like the suggested idea of making fan some kind of special action

and keeping ADS

[obtuse stirrup]

If it doesn't penetrate through an entire planet to land a pixel perfect headshot on a Gunner on the other side

It can't compete with Zarona, My Beloved.

[fading vale]

I mean zarona only has 6.5 cleave but that's a pretty solid amount of cleave

6.5 is why you can 1 shot 2 maniac ragers

[open echo]

Agri really needs a cleave buff

[long sluice]

I was playing around with weapon customization mod and you can slap a 3x scope on the revolver, poor snipers lol 😄

[open echo]

How many can plasma hit?

[fading vale]

they have 6 hitmass so

9 uncharged

17 charged

[open echo]

Lmao

How much cleave does the uncharged shot have?

[fading vale]

50

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-balanced-gif-3226445978144001245

[coarse birch]

(It needs it)

Charged shot has 100 cleave and theres still no reason to use it

[polar nexus]

What if you arecertain to die and want to blow yourself to achieve something?

[lone pecan]

Then you are a psyker

[coarse birch]

Unfortunate typo there

[sharp zodiac]

Just without the voices

[coarse birch]

You guys dont have voices?

[polar nexus]

Forgot the up sorry lol

[worldly nebula]

“dO yOu HeAr ThE vOiCeS tOo?”

[coarse birch]

Thats not steve

😠

[sharp zodiac]

It's Jerry

[coarse birch]

Oh

I was unaware of jerry

Jerry is acceptable

[sharp zodiac]

The only one we don't tolerate is Ron

[frank night]

why's she picking her nose

[sharp zodiac]

She's supposed to be whispering

Idk why her finger is that high

[frank night]

she's picking her nose

[sharp zodiac]

She is not picking her nose it may not even be close to her nose

[frank night]

pretty sure that there is a picking of noses occurring in this image, mon pomme de terre

[sharp zodiac]

Why are we discussing this as if the fate of the world is at stake

[frank night]

is this how your fate of the world conversations go

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

[frank night]

wow

however

she's picking her nose

[sharp zodiac]

No

Nuh uh

[frank night]

yes

yuh huh

[sharp zodiac]

I will not be gaslit

[coarse birch]

I think perspective

Her hand is kinda far away

From her face

[frank night]

vaporises you as you walk into the room

[sharp zodiac]

Thank you Lemon

What the fuck maurice

[coarse birch]

Uncalled for

[frank night]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[sturdy owl]

I enjoy seeing reddit zealots talking about how good lacerate is while telling you that uncanny strike is bad

[coarse birch]

Im glad someone is on my side around here

[sharp zodiac]

Gotta block out the haters ya know

Be it comedically large sunglasses

[frank night]

i have no hate ( :

[sharp zodiac]

Or mirrors

[coarse birch]

Unfortunately i think i would only talk to you in here

And josho i cant qualify him as a hater yet

He did attempt my murder once

[sharp zodiac]

That's something josho would definitely do

[coarse birch]

And then he laughed about it

When i called him out

[copper hawk]

stevbe

[fading vale]

it's weird how people cant understand the OPness of lacerate

I mean you sacrifice doing damage for a sick ass bleed on body shots

[deep imp]

imagine dying like this

A good big swipe of the slug's tail

[frank night]

whack

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah this is definitely a subreddit moment

I meant to pick top

[polar nexus]

What's the post?

[polar nexus]

Same

[coarse birch]

Reddit does not like nerfing things

Its taboo over there

[sturdy owl]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1ajdb3t/best_zealot_build_by_far/

[coarse birch]

They wouldnt even budge on old AP

[sturdy owl]

You can see it deeper into the comments

[fading vale]

or bolter

[sharp zodiac]

I just saw that exact post

[coarse birch]

Yeah or bolter

Or psword

[fading vale]

2 shit perks and 2 shit blessings amazing

[sturdy owl]

Flesh tearer can be ok if you're doing critmaxxing already

But of course shit if you aren't

[polar nexus]

And the build my god

[coarse birch]

Flesh is the acceptable bleed blessing ye

For me

[fading vale]

flesh tearer is only ok with uncanny

[sturdy owl]

Agree

I also run uncanny

[coarse birch]

Yeah i was assuming uncanny

[polar nexus]

It works with onslaught too

[sturdy owl]

dots no longer work with vet onslaught

That's been fixed for a bit now

[polar nexus]

Even the nade?

[sturdy owl]

Even the nade

[solar gorge]

discovering helbore mk3 rn on vet

[polar nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[fading vale]

why are they running extra wounds

[solar gorge]

seems like a sklillfull plasma gun

[coarse birch]

Every gun is skillful plasma gun

[sturdy owl]

Plasma gun but worse in every way except ammo use

[coarse birch]

Helbores fun tho

[solar gorge]

i mean crusher 2 shot, reaper 1 shot

[coarse birch]

I liked mk2 i don't think the hp buffs helped it tho

[solar gorge]

it's p good

[sturdy owl]

This is true, but can it kill 12 shotgunners in one shot

[polar nexus]

I assumed it was only the burn stacks that were affected

[solar gorge]

it can kill 2 shotgunners per shot which is acceptable

[fading vale]

It's hard to have a bad weapon on vet, it's just more of how OP do you want to be

[sturdy owl]

And it's got the dinky pullout and the bad bayonet

[solar gorge]

plasam is fun be it's just too op

[neat igloo]

uninstalling the game is a more skillful gun than plasma gun

[sturdy owl]

Recon

Autopistol

[fading vale]

yes those are genuinely terrible weapons but

[sturdy owl]

Caxe without brutal

[fading vale]

most other things

[solar gorge]

so helbur mk3 is the hard hitting vet weapon but without the braindeadness of plasma

[fading vale]

caxe is obviously in a dumb spot and BM shouldn't exist

[coarse birch]

Ive been like mk12 lasgun recently

As a MF build

[polar nexus]

Well. I am glad I have mostly uncanny on my knives then

[coarse birch]

Caxe is so dumb i dont use it and i run assail

[solar gorge]

i play it with the mk7 shovel

mg12 been my main vet weapon since launch

[coarse birch]

Caxe causes my grades to go down

[sharp zodiac]

Don't let that happen

Or else you'll be banned from the lunch table

[fading vale]

what if we made your weapon 4x the weapon in 70% of scenarios just for you clicking m1 repeatedly

[coarse birch]

I like how it just breaks the inherent design of the weapon

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-weak-unconscious-gif-15842906

current caxe if you remove bm

[coarse birch]

Which sounds cool

But in execution its just dumb

[solar gorge]

that dam thing need a rework in depth

the "i win" weapon

[coarse birch]

Luna i am sorry we are shitting on caxe i know you just picked it up

[fading vale]

give it some cleave, delete BM

[neat igloo]

brutal momentum, power cycler, uncanny strike

[true kindle]

BM makes a bunch of ogryn weapons functional so I am going to keep that shit in there with all my might until we can do a more comprehensive rework

[neat igloo]

are there any other "required to function" blessings on melee weapons?

[coarse birch]

Uncanny might be ok but not with how strong rending is

[solar gorge]

i mean yeah, it's entirely weapon dependent

[fading vale]

I would also just build thrust into hammers and make the blessings interesting but that's not going to happen

[solar gorge]

it's fine on some weapons

[coarse birch]

Definitely and im just blanking

[fading vale]

thrust

[coarse birch]

Although I dont mind thrust

[fading vale]

skullcrusher on crusher kind of

[solar gorge]

me neither

[fading vale]

I don't mind it but

[solar gorge]

i like thrust so therefore it must not be changed

[fading vale]

it's just a default

[neat igloo]

i wish every weapon had a blessing pool as interesting as shotguns

[fading vale]

and required

[coarse birch]

SC on crusher mostly cause the other options are bad

[fading vale]

you are never going to not take thrust on hammer as isn

[coarse birch]

NR on shotguns generally

[fading vale]

there is no choice

[coarse birch]

But not 100%

[simple crane]

I wish the crusher variants would release

[solar gorge]

having an interesting blessing that doesn't go above tier 2, shotgun moment

[polar nexus]

If throwing knives could proce BM...

[coarse birch]

Oh i agree on needing thrust

[neat igloo]

NR is extremely meta on shotguns, but you can not run it if you're doing something specific and dumb

[fading vale]

headtaker on hsword and fake BM

[coarse birch]

Oh yeah deathbloe

Although rampage works

[fading vale]

it does but deathblow just cranks the OP up a notch

[coarse birch]

Yeah

[true kindle]

on the mk9 mostly no?

[coarse birch]

All

Mk9 uses it the easiest tho

[fading vale]

it's considered best on all of them now

[true kindle]

can you proc deathblow against anything bigger than a poxwalker with the lights?

[coarse birch]

Heavies on ragers with ht up or chastise

Same with most elites

[neat igloo]

iag blessings are "interesting" in the sense that they get to compete at being the worst one

[lean lark]

on all of them

deathblow ht

best one for elite ttk is the hs6

[fading vale]

the heavies killing several elites is the most important thing, but it helps with trash too of course

[lean lark]

best for horde clear is hs9

[true kindle]

I have a 550 mk7 with flakniac and ht/deathblow

[lean lark]

that works too

mk7 is roughly on par with mk6

[sturdy owl]

Puts bruisers in your path with those yeeyee ass perks

The cleave stops here.

[coarse birch]

Mk7 requires a little camera work

[fading vale]

7 is good just more awkward

[lean lark]

it has strikedown only heavies though

[true kindle]

yeah I prefer mk6

gotta check if rampage is locked on mine though

[lean lark]

its the middle child between mk6 and mk9

[true kindle]

arent both mk6 heavies strikedown as well?

[lean lark]

yes

[true kindle]

just the same heavies but in reverse?

[coarse birch]

No

[fading vale]

and yeah no respite on shotguns

[lean lark]

both mk6 heavies are strikedown

[fading vale]

is massive

[coarse birch]

Mk6 has a sweep as a heavy im p sure just h1 is a strikedown

[lean lark]

wrong

both are strikedowns

[true kindle]

naw mk6 has the cool uppercut as its h2

[neat igloo]

no respite is one of the reasons people pick up grey shotguns, go "this feels terrible" and then never use them again

[true kindle]

which is mk7 h1

[lean lark]

if you mean strikedown as like an attack pattern, it has a strikedown h1 and a sort of v shaped uppercut as h2

[solar gorge]

it'll still shit on them

[lean lark]

both are strikedown type

[fading vale]

every single time someone says this they post a shotgun without no respite and questionable blessings

[coarse birch]

Yeah i meant pattern i didnt realize h2 was still strikedown

[true kindle]

I should really use my hsword and kantrael shotty more I guess lol

[sharp zodiac]

I will never recover

[fading vale]

and then half of them double down and say no respite is bad for some reason

[sharp zodiac]

But I did go back to eviscerator

Then went back to psyker because zel got boring fast

[true kindle]

have good rolls for both but been married to evis/crusher w/ iag or brauto for a while

[coarse birch]

Doesnt proc on first shot

[lean lark]

run hsword bolter

[spare dome]

no respite is however halfway to being overblown

[coarse birch]

Or aim bad?

[true kindle]

I used to do that a lot

not sure if I still have a good bolter on my zealot

I faintly recall making one... hm

[lean lark]

unless youre in a premade and have someone dealing boss dmg and cara/flak killer weapons

[neat igloo]

you can not go full respite if you're building for Agrippina snipes or manstopper memes

[lean lark]

then you can just use whatever the hell you want, hsword does everything anyways

[neat igloo]

but you're leaving a lot of killing power on the table if you do that

[fading vale]

sure but also who wants to use agri on zealot unless you are some sadist or something

[coarse birch]

Uh

[neat igloo]

good point

[coarse birch]

Look man

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/trumpbidendebate-joebiden-trump-joe-heresthedeal-gif-18630554

[neat igloo]

i'm vet brained

[lean lark]

run the kant and snooze

[copper hawk]

but i kant

[lean lark]

vanish

[copper hawk]

i wish

[lean lark]

oh yeah been meaning to ask @fading vale did they fix shattering impact

[sharp zodiac]

Become psyker pilled

[coarse birch]

I ran kant for a good while before i started enjoying columnus brauto/bolter

Psyker is in fact best class

[copper hawk]

shittering glooppact

[true kindle]

My collection of hswords

[lean lark]

theres been like maybe two hotfixes in the past 3 months since the last patch

[fading vale]

Bruh they haven't done or said anything in 2 months

[copper hawk]

can i have 1

[lean lark]

awesome

[neat igloo]

every so often i go "today i will use a headhunter on something that isn't vet : )" and then perish

[neat igloo]

spiritually

[lean lark]

should add also "releases patches in times anywhere from 1 week to 1 year"

[sharp zodiac]

Break away from the gun

Embrace the staff

[true kindle]

No

[copper hawk]

wtf

tossic.

[neat igloo]

precision staff when

[lean lark]

run the one with flakiac

[neat igloo]

shotgun psyker when

[obtuse stirrup]

Fatshark is a good dev, they just release shit before it's actually ready

[neat igloo]

anything when

[obtuse stirrup]

Voidstrike: am I a joke to you

[true kindle]

I kinda have to just for being a BiS 550

[neat igloo]

yes

[true kindle]

Total unicorn lol

[obtuse stirrup]

Fair enough

[lean lark]

the best hsword is 80 80 80 first target dmg cleave dmg + any defence cleave targets + maniac elites + deathblow headtaker

since flak or not you still have 2shot breakpoint on ragers, 1shot on scab gunners

tbh more i think about it, maniac + whatever honestly

i have landed myself on a 80 80 79 hsword

good enough for me

[elfin steppe]

It's always like this, they release a major update and forget about the game.

[true kindle]

They don't forget about anything, they just don't work very fast

[spare dome]

i personally do not get the fascination with player counters

[copper hawk]

eugh

[true kindle]

Next update is in the oven, they'll talk about it and build some hype when it's close to finished, then back to silence

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-gif-18110512

[true kindle]

Also VT2 versus has the spotlight now (or was supposed to anyway before they had to delay the CAT for whatever reason)

[lean lark]

LETS GO FOR SUB 10K PEAK PLAYERS 🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯

[coarse birch]

Hello again jerry

[sharp zodiac]

That's Tim

[elfin steppe]

God I wish I had a job that lets you release features at this pace, Surly I won't need to worry about getting fired.

[coarse birch]

Wait did you not send that right agter jerry

Last time

[sharp zodiac]

This is Jerry

[frank night]

they make for really high karma reddit posts when you post them in a game subreddit

[coarse birch]

Oh I see

[sharp zodiac]

Wait I can't remember now

[frank night]

why is she picking her nose

[sharp zodiac]

We're not doing this again

[coarse birch]

We are not doing this again

[frank night]

doing what

we have surely never been here before

[coarse birch]

Surely

[sharp zodiac]

I will not be gaslit by someone who eats their own toenails

[frank night]

I will not be gaslit by someone who gets divebombed by bats or possibly birds

[copper hawk]

Frog or perhaps a toad

[true kindle]

If you don't do B2B, then you can do this.

[coarse birch]

Will you listen to me then

I do neither of those things

[sharp zodiac]

I'm talking about Maurice

[true kindle]

Fatshark isn't dependent on a big client that requires a certain release schedule, they're a videogame developer

[coarse birch]

I was talking to mittens

[sharp zodiac]

Oh

[spare dome]

lmao brb gonna walk ino traffic after reading 'survivalist aura is mid if only because people shoot too much for reasons that totally don't relate to survivalist aura'

[true kindle]

That said I don't think they're deliberately slow or lazy

[coarse birch]

What does this even mean

[spare dome]

exactly

[true kindle]

They just don't have that many people actually working on this game

[spare dome]

what DOES that mean

[frank night]

my knowledge of you is that arcotash beats you up in a school bathroom

[coarse birch]

What

[sharp zodiac]

What

[frank night]

What

[true kindle]

What

[coarse birch]

Arco couldnt beat anyone

[copper hawk]

DOn't u call them washrooms

[frank night]

who is anyway

[copper hawk]

U stimker

[frank night]

send cica to taiwan

[coarse birch]

Arco sends death threats my way

Thats about it

[frank night]

i c i c

[copper hawk]

y do u hate me mort

i mean mittins

oops teehee !

[elfin steppe]

They did a great job making it look like a game with 100+ developers until you actually play it.

[frank night]

the release reddit comments have arrived on the discord

[spare dome]

what does that even mean

elliot are you eating paste again

[true kindle]

Fatshark has 180 employees, including all of the non-development staff, and the remaining number of devs are split across at least 2 games

Probably 3, given that they're hiring for their next game atm

[elfin steppe]

Already?

[true kindle]

Ofc

Darktide development started immediately after vt2 was launched

[spare dome]

Vermindark 2: The End Tides

[frank night]

given their dev cycles we will see it come out shortly after 2077

[elfin steppe]

No the next game is Orctide 1

[true kindle]

They don't have a live service cash cow (they can't sustain that kind of release schedule) so they mostly live off of initial sales

[frank night]

and kriegers

[spare dome]

They made pretty big money off DT.

So they gotta leverage that into a project.

[sharp zodiac]

More like

[spare dome]

... mousers?

[sharp zodiac]

Beavers

[frosty herald]

next game

...

[coarse birch]

Dt at launch was pretty insane

Numbers wise and whatnot

[frank night]

it was a 40k guardsman game

well, it is

presently

[spare dome]

and it was, too

[frank night]

40k fpses are really weirdly rare

[coarse birch]

Bunch of marketing hype leading up to it

[sharp zodiac]

I didn't even know it existed tbh

[elfin steppe]

Feels like a missed opportunity.

[frank night]

arent you a box

I mean xbox

[coarse birch]

I wasnt aware of how big a deal it was

[sharp zodiac]

I am your mother

[fading vale]

they should find god

[frank night]

hol up

[sharp zodiac]

You are French

2.1%

[frank night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728751436569116696/1201878098224873472/e63782d8177de2ea2d653101d3dc3520.mp4?ex=65cb6b34&is=65b8f634&hm=15dde25edb8a7104f758084f472d8e13ab98afb2d571d81cbf8c51667d77da73&

[coarse birch]

Lunas said that to me as well i do not know what it means

[frosty herald]

is fatshark seriously working on its next game

[fading vale]

hol up yam tomato is here

[coarse birch]

Yam tomato is in fact here

[frosty herald]

i have returned from my slumber

[frank night]

games get worked on years and years in advance

[spare dome]

five to seven

[frank night]

altho some companies like to try and compress that by working like ww2 soviets

[fading vale]

insert sob story about game made by solo dev

[frank night]

given that they may also just fuck up

like bioware restarting development of games three times in a 8 year period

or cyberpunk when the 12 year dev time turned out to be 'get into a screaming panic during covid'

[frosty herald]

dreadwolf is gonna be ass

[elfin steppe]

how can you tell

[frank night]

yamato is a psychic being

[frosty herald]

I saw it in a dream

[frank night]

he is currently hovering three inches above the floor

peering into the warp

[fading vale]

damn 😦

my mom's dog was 4

not 10

[sharp zodiac]

That my job

[frank night]

i see

[frosty herald]

The og bioware team aint here anymore

[frank night]

why do ppl always write these things like the old devs fkn died

[coarse birch]

Tf happened to bioware i remember hearing about it

[open pollen]

Done got ship o' thesus'd

[sharp zodiac]

Thesaurus

[frank night]

it's a big book with many chapters

[frosty herald]

Anthem and andromeda happened

[coarse birch]

Tyrannosaurus

[sharp zodiac]

Honestly I kinda actually liked anthem

[frank night]

Andromeda and anthem were both poorly managed and didn't get received very well and ended support eatly

early

[sharp zodiac]

Not as much as my father tho

[frank night]

and it's been a very long time since they released anything from the series that they are better known for

[coarse birch]

Man anthem fuckin exploded i forgot about that

Rip

[frank night]

If this is EA or Bioware management's fault is up to you

[coarse birch]

That was such a big deal when it was ass

[frank night]

but they apparently tried to make all their releases very mass effect-y because it was super popular

and it apparently lead to a lot of wasted dev time and do-overs of work

couple that with allegedly poor directorship of the products

[frosty herald]

Same thing as ubisoft making every game they have nowadays use a gear score and rpg elements

[ember yew]

anthem had content problem, the game was fun for the first 2 days, then it's either a slog or boredoomfestival

[frank night]

there was a bit of a period of time where voiced protagonists were really in vogue for rpgs

[sharp zodiac]

If I were managing the game it would've been saved

Trust

[frank night]

which I kinda like because you could get these absolutely vast performances from really good actors

[ember yew]

[frank night]

aka cyberpunk

[solar gorge]

idk why they're so afraid to make more

[frank night]

but it's also weirdly limited also

[steep flame]

eating a nice ass sausage rn

[coarse birch]

Tbf you probably could have managed the game better luna it wouldnt be hard

[sharp zodiac]

A what

[frank night]

i assume it's easier for small studios to make a turn based game

rather than trying for a decent fidelity fps

boltgun is pretty good tho

as is the necromunda one (apparently)

[sharp zodiac]

Nuh uh, I'm just built different

[coarse birch]

I agreed with you

[frank night]

ur built out of single pizzas and cheesy fries

[sharp zodiac]

The daughter of Albert ensiten

I'm glad you do

[coarse birch]

Ensiten

[solar gorge]

i think it's more because they look at what warhammer is : a tabletop game, and they think the audience will only enjoy turn based stuff or rts's

[sharp zodiac]

The French knockoff

[coarse birch]

Ah my bad

[frank night]

which is weird to me

because half the time these devs are crazy warhammer fans themselves

[frosty herald]

We got boltgun and its one of the best 40k fps gamea we got

It might or might not be canon

[solar gorge]

everything is canon in warhammer

because every release is approved by gw

[copper hawk]

the fronch

[sharp zodiac]

That's our subspecies

Bighead

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brain-cat-brain-ice-cream-gif-25160275

[coarse birch]

I do not know how to feel about this gif

[sharp zodiac]

The lobotomy

UUUUTTAAAAAH

[solar gorge]

this is how they make sorbet

[coarse birch]

I havent had sorbet in a minute

[sharp zodiac]

Sorbet is nice

[coarse birch]

It is good just been many years since i had it

[sharp zodiac]

Likewise

[solar gorge]

sorbet will kill you

too much sugar

[frosty herald]

I do suggest everyone play boltgun

Very very fun game

Especialy the heavy bolter

[sharp zodiac]

Could be worse

[solar gorge]

I did, no offense but it was just good almost mid

[sharp zodiac]

Could be that caffeinated lemonade

[coarse birch]

What is the caffeinated lemonade

[sharp zodiac]

Panera's Charged Lemonade

[coarse birch]

Ah

Never had that lol

Not that ive been to panera recently

[sharp zodiac]

Neither have I

All ik is a guy I knew died

[coarse birch]

Damn

Sorry to hear that

[sharp zodiac]

It's quite alright

[frank night]

is it lethal with like one can of it

[sharp zodiac]

Multiple

[frank night]

or is it another tiktok challenge thingy

where ppl go 'watch me drink six of these'

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

[frank night]

and then their heart pops like a grenade

[coarse birch]

You know i wish that didnt check out

[sharp zodiac]

Not to sound like an old hingedingedurgin kinda person

But tiktok has been quite the hit on the youth

In a bad way

But also good

[coarse birch]

Your not wrong

[sharp zodiac]

But mostly bad

[frank night]

we managed to set ourselves lethal challenges back when facebook was the dumbass zone not the old people conspiracy zone

like the uhhhh

[coarse birch]

Even past the attention span jokes people are doing some pretty dumb shit

[frank night]

cinnamon challenge

where ppl got pnuemonia from inhaling cinnamon

[solar gorge]

the internet and it's consequences

[sharp zodiac]

Remember the one with people licking toilet seats?

[frank night]

too many

[coarse birch]

There was that guy that thought a dictionary would stop a point blank desert eagle shot and died cause of it and that was before tiktok

I think

Like

[sharp zodiac]

How the hell

[coarse birch]

Yeah idk

[solar gorge]

isn't deagle caliber 50bmg

[frosty herald]

Drink 6 four loco

[frank night]

it's a weird dwarf .50

not full on BMG

it's .50 AE

I think

[frosty herald]

50 action express

[coarse birch]

Internet stuff will always be dumb but tiktok is def not helping

[sharp zodiac]

Especially those toilet people

Whatever the hell they're called

[frank night]

.50 BMG won't fit in a pistol that is loaded from a magazine in the grip unless you have the largest hands on earth

[coarse birch]

Tbf i probably did my fair share of dumb shit in high school based off the internet but i did not die

[frosty herald]

We had a challenge where you would spray deodorant on your arm continously

[solar gorge]

well ever since humanity was allowed to be interconnected, it's been a downward spiral

so it will get worse

[frosty herald]

Surprise surprise a child got second degree burns and it was banned

[spare dome]

we had a challenge where you'd put icey hot on your balls

[sharp zodiac]

Wait what

[frank night]

there IS a pistol that fires .50 BMG but it's a single shot breech loader afaik

[violet hornet]

Cinnamon challenge here

[sharp zodiac]

I remember a challenge involving putting gorilla glue in your hair

Or some trend rather than challenge

[frank night]

is that just one devised by parents to force their kids to get a haircut

[sharp zodiac]

No

[solar gorge]

it was a joke after some teen did it

[sharp zodiac]

I've seen people

[violet hornet]

I couldn't taste or smell shit for at least 4 hours

[solar gorge]

i think

[sharp zodiac]

Legit put it in their brows

Then there was one about the tank fluid

And the lighter..

And the one involving blinding yourself

[obtuse stirrup]

Tide pods

[sharp zodiac]

That too

[obtuse stirrup]

I do wonder how much of this is real

[frosty herald]

You have to be spectacularly dumb to put gorilla glue in your hair

[solar gorge]

it's a government psyop obviously

[final escarp]

real enough for warning labels

[obtuse stirrup]

And how much is gen Z trolling us

[sharp zodiac]

There was one involving breaking a part of your teeth

[final escarp]

tooth shaping?

[sharp zodiac]

Yes

But like, horribly

[final escarp]

yea

[violet hornet]

Wow these challenges have really gone downhill

[final escarp]

Stupid people are very stupid

[violet hornet]

Miss me with that tooth damage

[sharp zodiac]

There was the benadryl challenge too

Where they took a mass of benadryl

A girl died from it

[obtuse stirrup]

See this is why i just stick to vidya

[sharp zodiac]

Then there was that NyQuil chicken thing

But I think you get the point at this point

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/unicorn-wars-unicorn-wars-achuchones-i-kin-achuchones-gif-1805466421637421015

[copper hawk]

700 mg club

[violet hornet]

Surviving the challenges has become the challenge

[copper hawk]

W benadryl

Permanent brain damage (guaranteed)

Mmm so full of antihistamine

[fleet zealot]

Benadryl gave me that paranoia aint touching that again

[frosty herald]

We geek hard

[fleet zealot]

They gave me an IV dose of it at the ER and honestly it was worse than the reason i went in there first for.

For hours i felt they were gonna lock me up in the hospital and trap me there. Just the worst combination of max drowsy and max anxiety

[coarse birch]

I forgot about that

[coarse birch]

Idk if i ever got benadryl at a hospital, i dont think so tho

Maybe when i fractured my skull but tbh i doubt it and i dont remember

[fleet zealot]

I got it when i was throwing up every morning

[coarse birch]

Ok this might be the best thing ever

Ah yeah that does make sense for it i suppose. Did it stop it or just make you drowsy

[fleet zealot]

It did stop that feeling for a bit but eventually they put me on something else

[coarse birch]

Ah

[fleet zealot]

And by eventually i just told them never put me on benadryl again

[coarse birch]

Max dosage would be pretty intense

[fleet zealot]

Right in the IV too

[coarse birch]

I def didnt get benadryl then cause i had an IV in me for like 3 days but i wasnt drowsy

Although all i could do was sleep anyway lol

[ember yew]

is that the same cat as mine

scottish straight

or something

color and patterns are kinda the same

[spare dome]

idk she was labeled as domestic shorthair aka standard issue

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/1TvKmxjV6fBJzw/d1337CNpdakP?invite=cr-MSw2cmksMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

first time encountering this bug

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/1TvKFk-LGjvt4G/d1337dgAYNDr?invite=cr-MSxDZ0UsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[frank night]

excellent steve

[coarse birch]

I think these are the first steve pics ive seen where he is awake

[surreal shore]

guys on the infintry lasguns

how low stability is acceptable?

i got this in store

[coarse birch]

I find it to not be a huge deal although zealot will get suppressed with them easily fair warning

[true kindle]

should be fine I think

though yeah I don't enjoy playing the lasguns on zealot

[copper hawk]

auto gun

[peak pond]

Hey everyone, any build that would make it super easy to get "Abhor the Mutant"? (Kill a mutant with a melee attack while dashing from Chastise the Wicked)

[coarse birch]

Hsword is probably easiest

Thammer would get it too but timing is harder

[peak pond]

the Heavy Sword Mk 9?

[coarse birch]

Any of them

[peak pond]

okay as long as it's a heavy sword, got it. I will look for a build that works around that. Thanks!

[coarse birch]

Np

[indigo ridge]

Zealot is so goddamn fun holy shit

[indigo ridge]

I mean I do that like probably 5 times a mission with an eviscerator, so I'd imagine any relatively fast swinging, high damage melee would work

oh mutant

mutant specifically got turned into special generally in my head lol

It's honestly just a matter of timing and playing chicken with it

[fleet zealot]

Ferret rolls

[open pollen]

You could reorganize those ferrets to make it look like they're running out of printer ink.

[fleet zealot]

One could

[open pollen]

Indeed. Theoretically.

[elfin steppe]

wait, why has the shouty build channel disappeared?

[indigo quartz]

its a thread

if its inactive it gets autohidden

[elfin steppe]

Ok, thx.

[indigo quartz]

you can access it on PC via the spool of thread icon in the top right of discord, left of hte pin symbol

dunno about mobile

[trim kindle]

day 2 of me wanting a force greatsword

[elfin steppe]

It's ok, I will wait for the next patch for people to come back to discuss the build.

My build is relatively stable now. I wish they buff Evi's light stagger.

I mean, come on, I can't stagger gunners with five stacks of Punishment.

[indigo quartz]

we're more likely to get a power greatsword. force weapons are over on psyker

[indigo ridge]

They prolly meant power

I know I get em confused sometimes

[junior lily]

Does anyone know how much damage/stagger does the MkVIII combat axe special do?

Oh wait, nevermind. You can see it ingame

[peak pond]

I can get the Abhor the Mutant on the easiest difficulty, right? As long as the achievement doesn't say "on x difficulty"

[elfin steppe]

Theoretically, yes

I definitely got this one below damnation.

[sharp zodiac]

It can be any

[last plover]

emperor almost give me god roll...

do i need to try it and upgrade ? hm

[jovial latch]

How do I get good gear?

[last plover]

pray for god Emperor , hope and grind money for hadron

[jovial latch]

Yeah but like. How does the shop decide the level of gearscore it's offering?

[ripe quest]

It also ignores some stagger resistance, you can stagger mutants w/ it.

[jovial latch]

Is it like a slightly better than my average gear? So I should always buy better? Or?

[ripe quest]

Which light are you using? Fairly sure you can floor gunners with two of them.

[coarse birch]

You basically buy greys from brunt till you get a desirable stat roll

And then upgrade it

The hourly shop is totally random and unlikely to get you anything good consistently

It could give a god roll it could give a 20% damage roll sword

[jovial latch]

There is way too much information in this game for me to even begin to know what I should and shouldn't be upgrading. 😦 weapon type tons of stats and combinations. Fuuug.

[lusty turtle]

based off ur lvl ish

[coarse birch]

Yeah you are technically more likely to get 380s at level 30 but

Its by no means guaranteed

If you dont know what to upgrade just ask here

[lusty turtle]

once u hit lvl 30 ur getting the best gear u can get, but its just entirely RNG what gear score it will be

[jovial latch]

I see. And 30 is still the cap? I'm 30 on everything but ogryn

[coarse birch]

30 is cap

[jovial latch]

Just haven't played in ages.

[coarse birch]

You can ask stuff here theres usually at least one knowledgeable person around

[jovial latch]

So how much did zealot change with the new talents?

[frosty herald]

alot

[ripe quest]

I use BA/PF on it. Running Judgement, Anoint, and Fury of the Faithful. The thing still has 1 niche going for it and that's maniac dps. Can also be fun on an exe stance vet build for a few reasons.

[coarse birch]

Decent bit but same idea behind diving enemies

[last plover]

than grind and buy weapons from brunt grey ones. until best one with a good %

[coarse birch]

And forcing shooters into melee

[jovial latch]

And did they ever make the thunder hammer feel better? Know people complained that you would fully charge a hit only to have a grunt walk in and tank the blow for a big guy.

[last plover]

good means 70+%

[coarse birch]

Thammer will still have that happen

[mossy scarab]

Real players get by with ilvl 300 white gear

[ornate bone]

That tzeenchian pussy got me acting outside the expected flow of time and space

[coarse birch]

Part of the skill curve is knowing how to avoid it

Ironhelm will go through stuff tho

[ornate bone]

Revy pfp 🐐‼️

[jovial latch]

The psyker shield seems to have put a huge damper on the dangerousness of shooters which is nice.

[mossy scarab]

That's the point of it. It absolutely obliterates whatever it hits. It's just unfortunate if it hits a grunt

[jovial latch]

Based Revy

[ripe quest]

You can stack absurd amounts of damage and toughness DR. Probs akin to 3-4x the damage output.

[lusty turtle]

buuut if its too big an issue ironhelm now exists

not as powerful a bonk but has cleave until elite

[jovial latch]

Is there a meta melee weapon nowadays? Or is it sort of just playstyle dependant?

[last plover]

do i need to try upgrade this ? or meh

[lusty turtle]

crusher meta

[coarse birch]

Hsword/caxe are top 2 imo

[jovial latch]

Rip dagger

[lusty turtle]

dagger was never meta tbf

poeple were just crazy

[ornate bone]

Knife pog

[coarse birch]

Crusher/chain weapons/Crusher/hammer below it

Most things are good now

Devils claw

[ripe quest]

On Zel you can make every melee weapon work great, but Taxe requires the most effort.

[coarse birch]

Knife isnt great

Taxe is also subpar

[mossy scarab]

I will die on this hill. Ironhelm does not exist. I have no legitimate reason to hate it so much but I need something to stand against and that's what i've chosen.

[last plover]

shhh

[jovial latch]

What is Ironhelm exactly?

[mossy scarab]

Nothing. It's not real.

[lusty turtle]

without darcy here to fight you have fallen upon hard times

[coarse birch]

Well when it stacked bleed infinitely it was def better

Lol

[sharp zodiac]

A thammer that acts more as a cleaver

[coarse birch]

New hammer

[ripe quest]

Knife can be fine if you cover it's weakness.

[south folio]

where is my lacerate snowball machine

[sharp zodiac]

That does less damage than the crucis

[coarse birch]

Less special damage, but cleaves stuff

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

[unique elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-knifekid-noo-funny-escape-gif-12781000

[lusty turtle]

alternate thunderhammer version, has a different attack set and its special cleaves normal enemies and stops on elites, but doesn't do as much damage as original thammer

[jovial latch]

Yes. That's the last time I played people arguing bleed build vs combat axe

[mossy scarab]

Most of the regulars here are just too agreeable. There's no DRAMA.

[coarse birch]

Bleed is far worse than back then

Its actually bad minus uncanny buffing it

[ripe quest]

20% less bonk damage on the H1 and H2, 10% less on H3

[ornate bone]

It's okay, I can say knife has decent horde clear

[lusty turtle]

bleed always had a cap

[north sedge]

Not on launch

[ripe quest]

it had a bug for a week or two

[coarse birch]

Yeah im talking like

Day one

[ripe quest]

Shit was exponential

[sharp zodiac]

I should order a pizza

[south folio]

we need to bring back hard hitting synergies like bleed and haymaker

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

[coarse birch]

You should

[mossy scarab]

Bleed is something like 20x stronger than it was. Outside of whatever bug you're talking about. But it's still not good for damage.

[coarse birch]

You need to be locked up

[lusty turtle]

where it could proc itself ye, but i don't think it was infinite just crazy high (31 cap like oggy flame stacks i think?)

[ripe quest]

We need more ways to instantly kill teammates

[south folio]

and allow us to proc bleed on teammates

so true

[coarse birch]

I dont like where this is going

[south folio]

more barrels

friendly fire

trauma staff is now a localized barrel explosion

[coarse birch]

Arco you literally died to a barrel recently

[lusty turtle]

this is the future arco wants

[south folio]

yeah but I won't be the victim this time!!!

the power will be in my hands!!!

[mossy scarab]

I think we should just bring friendly fire back. 100% damage on damnation

[lusty turtle]

barrels himself

[south folio]

surely I am not surrounded by psychopaths with a greater penchant for barrelling than me

[south folio]

I would never

[lusty turtle]

vet plasma gunner instant kills entire party accidentily

wait no worse

[ripe quest]

I can check in a bit but I distinctly remember seeing a video of a damnation boss getting bled and the last tick of bleed took a little under half their health

[lusty turtle]

rumbler glugger

[coarse birch]

Im clean

Fyi

[south folio]

that's what they all say

[coarse birch]

Ive never barreled you have i

[south folio]

the night is young

[elfin steppe]

Mk XV light

[frosty herald]

Zealot fire nade should break teammate shields

[lusty turtle]

be the change you want to see in the world

[south folio]

wtf

pushing teammates now knocks them back like plague ogryns

oh I know what will be fun

scrap friendly fire

shooting at teammates now staggers them

[elfin steppe]

I mean, the MK II can even one tap scab gunners, surely I was talking about MK XV.

[lusty turtle]

bullet magnetism but only for teamates

[coarse birch]

Put more uppercuts in the game so i can blast teammates off the map

[jovial latch]

So are zealots mostly melee nowadays or are bolter / flamer still plenty viable?

[frank night]

yeah

[coarse birch]

Not what you remember

But still good

And yeah still melee heavy

[frank night]

what the murder victim above said

[lusty turtle]

flammer still melts everything, bolter is good but no longer kills entire crusher packs (without some setup)

[naive star]

Sell me Thunderhammers, havent tried em yet at all, whats their purpose besides one-tapping monstrosities?

[mossy scarab]

Versus mode but it's only chaos spawn

[unique elbow]

most of zealot's talents have always been melee oriented, but the flamer used to be the best range weapon in game at launch. Now it's still great, but you're really only using it on hordes.

[jovial latch]

One tapping crushers afaik

[frank night]

having a 1 tap breakpoint on p much everything

[coarse birch]

Crusher one shots are a little annoying on thammer now

[lusty turtle]

wide area horde control, lots of stagger (can stagger ragers)

[coarse birch]

Actually

[jovial latch]

Yeah. Flamer was absurd when I played lol

[coarse birch]

Like the only thing thats an annoying bp to hit

[north sedge]

#zealot-class message

[mossy scarab]

Flamer is still very very strong, but it's fallen out of favor because it doubles down on what the zealot already does super well

[south folio]

"X is only for hordes" is truly one of the top 10 things to say about a weapon and yet is almost always wrong

[north sedge]

Alot of people think it's bad, somehow

[unique elbow]

I don't understand why you linked a video where a bunch of spawned ogryn stand around doing nothing

[coarse birch]

But arco illisi can't kill elites

Only for horde

[jovial latch]

Showing dps probably

[lusty turtle]

but flamer nerfed now arco it can't kill anything!

[unique elbow]

yeah, numbers are great in the land of theory

[north sedge]

Its flamer killing 20 crushers

[south folio]

great cig lighter though

so true

crushers would never clump up in a real game

[lusty turtle]

real, they never form packs

[south folio]

melee elite deathballs are not a real thing

[lusty turtle]

never seen it

[frank night]

some say he is not real

[south folio]

shut up mittins

[frank night]

stay back

[ripe quest]

Actual application would be to do the same and then backpedal. You have ~21 meters of range to apply 5 seconds worth of fire. You can also throw a stun but it's not required.

[frank night]

or just zoot them while they're aggroed on a teammate

works works

[ripe quest]

mhm

[coarse birch]

Have you tried pressing spacebar

[south folio]

mankar was the one who got overheaded this time

[mossy scarab]

What the fuck is a space bar?

Do we get space booze?

[ripe quest]

do you even know what spacebar does

[coarse birch]

Sprint

[frank night]

orders a coke

[ripe quest]

[unique elbow]

plus teammates plus other specials plus other enemies plus terrain

[blissful sinew]

do you think biden took out the diet coke button or has he been slamming that shit daily too

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-misc-band-aliens-party-gif-4813411

[south folio]

well plus teammates is in favor because they can go occupy the melee elite deathball

[frank night]

they can possibly even shoot at the deathball

[south folio]

and what terrain

the maps in this game are like 90% flat

[lusty turtle]

arco you getting overhead isn't "occupying" the deathball

[south folio]

...

[frank night]

he does not get overheaded he has already blown himself up with perils

[coarse birch]

it does occupy there aggro for a brief time

[south folio]

i'm drawing aggro

[lusty turtle]

true, im sorry i take that back

[south folio]

exactly

why would god give me 1k downed hp if not to be a martyr for crushers

[unique elbow]

consider that most teammates are goobers who cannot have a single thought, or worse, they're xbox players with the reaction time of the council of ents.

[dim tapir]

Self detonation is the true psyker made

[south folio]

they don't have to be competent to draw aggro

they only need to be not-dead

[frank night]

teammates having the iq of a bovine with mad cow disease doesnt detract from the flamer tho

[north sedge]

So the reason you can't do the same with flamer is because of other people

[lusty turtle]

these are things that haven't changed since flamer was better

and it still worked then

so it still works now

[south folio]

yeah the changes to the flamer haven't really been that much

[coarse birch]

it was mostly just making it not a absurd weapon

[lusty turtle]

yup

[unique elbow]

consider that in the original reply, I literally said it was still great, just that it wasn't the single best range weapon in game even without an entire class buffing it like veteran's suite of weapons.

[coarse birch]

ig you feel the ammo somewhat but

[north sedge]

Slap on the wrist at best

[ripe quest]

the +other specials + other enemies part is usually overridden by the unlimited cleave part of the flamer. By the time you kill the crushers the enemies that were present and the enemies that walked into the fire halfway through are dead. The exception to this would be Bulwarks, which would require external help from a blitz or a teammate.

[north sedge]

You said it was horde only which is untrue

[south folio]

i took issue with saying that it was only for the horde

[frank night]

[lusty turtle]

ye the ammo change was prob the better part of the changes

[sharp zodiac]

Sh

[ripe quest]

If it means anything I can run Flamer a bunch today and I'll get a clip of it working.

[sharp zodiac]

The adults are talking

[unique elbow]

yes I did and it is true because if you use it on a single enemy you have brain frequencies equivalent to the shifting of the tectonic plates under the canadian shield.

[dim tapir]

It’s for horde only because I want to beat the crusher to death manually

[coarse birch]

tbf theres only for hordes and then killing more than a single enemy at a time

[dim tapir]

Also it’s not for hordes either

[south folio]

there is a vast spectrum between a horde and a single enemy

[ripe quest]

Nobody said it was to be used on a single enemy.

it has unlimited cleave that'd be wasteful

[south folio]

i would not consider elite packs to constitute a horde, and yet that would be where you might use the flamer

[mossy scarab]

Flamer should have a special like the grenade gauntlet. Stick it directly into an enemies mouth and pull the trigger

[dim tapir]

It’s not really cleave, it’s aoe

[ripe quest]

get rid of the horde and all the non-horde within it

[lusty turtle]

based

thats an acceptable answer

meleeing crushers is fun

[dim tapir]

Crusheders

[opaque island]

it makes me jump when i wanted to dodge, causing me to eat the crusher overhead

[frank night]

arco moment

[south folio]

this is not an arco moment

[frank night]

yes it is

[south folio]

no because i don't dodge

or desire to dodge

therefore not an arco moment

[frank night]

u havent said bitch in a while r u ok

[sharp zodiac]

I enjoy stunlocking crushers with dueling sword

[lusty turtle]

arco simply accepts his death, and attempts to perils faster than the crusher overhead can hit him

[opaque island]

YOU CANT KILL ME, ONLY I CAN KILL ME!

[south folio]

i trusted josho to push the crusher in that one clip since he was playing ogryn

and i was let down

[ripe quest]

imagine having jump bound to a keyboard button

[blissful sinew]

the simple solution is to bind jump to something else and then run into a vaultable part of the map for 10 seconds straight before realizing you have to use the new button

[south folio]

wtf

is it on mouse or some foot pedal

[ripe quest]

It's on my mouse

[lusty turtle]

exhil plays with one of those omni treadmills

[south folio]

that is insane

[opaque island]

SHIT, didnt even think of using my other thumb button to jump

[lusty turtle]

has it bound to jumping irl

[opaque island]

my othe other thumb button is for grenades

[ripe quest]

Spacebar is crouch for me

[opaque island]

die

[south folio]

i got my crouch on "C"

i make use of the ZXCV row quite a bit

[ripe quest]

It's the easiest way for my big hands to dodge slide without risk of breaking my thumb

[opaque island]

my man Arco

[mossy scarab]

I have my PTT on my mouse. Because I'm not insane and use PTT

[opaque island]

wtf is PTT

[ripe quest]

ppt

[lusty turtle]

pp

[ripe quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/487387789814661121/1204045195012874322/image0.gif

[mossy scarab]

I'm so disappointed in the younger generation

[opaque island]

also, which glue is the tastiest?

[dim tapir]

Jump goes on spacebar. This is nonnegotiable

[lusty turtle]

okay boomer

[mossy scarab]

The pink one

[opaque island]

how young do you think i am?

actually better question how old are you?

[mossy scarab]

33

[blissful sinew]

even i didnt think of push to talk at first

[dim tapir]

30

[opaque island]

damn, i am younger generation

27

[sharp zodiac]

Old people

[south folio]

old bitches

[unique elbow]

I turn voice chat off in all online games I play and where possible, turn off text chat. It is the only acceptable way to play online, after you become an adult with a full time job.

[mossy scarab]

Now excuse me while I shatter a hip getting up to go to the bathroom