zealot-class

[north sedge]

because you're apparently a lumberjack who had a stroke

[hushed knoll]

No

I didn't name him that

He chose to name himself that

[north sedge]

you did

[royal vortex]

he has already admitted he often smells burnt toast

[hushed knoll]

It's like seeing a muffin on the side of the road and deciding to eat it

Someone put it there

[royal vortex]

dude is a stroke machine

[hushed knoll]

But they didn't force it on you

[royal vortex]

why are you leaving muffins on the side of the road

[hushed knoll]

Please don't say that

[frozen glen]

i didnt come up with the name though stan

the lumberjack having a stroke did

[hushed knoll]

Idk josho maybe it fell out the window

[rustic quest]

keep him away from a golf course

[royal vortex]

do you often throw food out of windows?

[hushed knoll]

No

[ripe quest]

What? Are you not a stroke machine?

[hushed knoll]

But somebody might have their muffin get blown out of their hands by a gust of wind or maybe they were eating a muffin and they flailed when a bee flew in

[royal vortex]

are you often assaulted by bees

[frozen glen]

what gust of wind can blow a muffin out of a window

you're indoors

[median steeple]

a big one

[spare dome]

this is unbelievable i left all my fresh muffins to air on the windowsil and some asshole bees flew by and threw them all into the street

[hushed knoll]

No

I'm not saying the bees took the muffin

[royal vortex]

society 😔

[hushed knoll]

The bees had nothing to do with it

Why are you blaming marginalized groups

[frank night]

Stan is owned by Big Bee

[hushed knoll]

This is classic Austrian painter behavior by Josho

[royal vortex]

WHAT

do i need to tell them what you said

[hushed knoll]

NO

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

STOP

[misty mason]

Hm

[royal vortex]

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID

STAN.

u cannot falsely accuse me

[hushed knoll]

Josho please

[frozen glen]

why are you 2 having a war criminal off

[spare dome]

stan: -speaks-
everyone else: hohoho big mistake buddy

[hushed knoll]

Exactly

I'm being made a scapegoat

[misty mason]

I mean

[royal vortex]

retract ur false accusation

[hushed knoll]

Classic art school dropout behavior

[south folio]

according to what you, stan, said 8 months ago...

[misty mason]

Stan does make a lot of mistakes to be fair

[hushed knoll]

Dano wtf

[royal vortex]

this one was very deliberate

for the record

[hushed knoll]

I thought you were on my slide

Secretary

Slide

Side

[north sedge]

lol

[misty mason]

Ladies and femboys, exhibit a

[south folio]

this is so sad

[spare dome]

secretary slide side, coming to theaters this summer

[hushed knoll]

Arco what is sad

Do you need atifopithaaasant

[royal vortex]

you

wh

[hushed knoll]

Antidepressantas

God dammit

Antidepressants

[royal vortex]

antidepressantas

lmfao

[frozen glen]

what did you do to santa

[south folio]

i would like my atifopithaaasants thank you

[spare dome]

antidepheasants

[south folio]

your phone's autocorrect couldn't fix that

it was beyond repair

[misty mason]

Those dang antifa phesants

[royal vortex]

i am collecting a new title

[south folio]

we've lost josho

[royal vortex]

i hope stan does not immediately get mad and misspell my name

forcing me to change it

[spare dome]

Oh no josho has become dephreshed

[south folio]

you must resist his branding

[sterile stone]

This has no business being this funny

[median steeple]

buzz blast

[royal vortex]

i will try

[misty mason]

Hey everyone, how is your hdhfnwkdbbrkaodbrje

Hrjwnakfhr

Hdhw

Day

[median steeple]

did you cast a hex

[royal vortex]

stan irl

[median steeple]

dark art wizard spell

[sterile stone]

Aye bro you need me to call EMT?

You good slime?

[misty mason]

Just practicing Stanomancy

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/eduardo-sterblitch-eduardo-sterblitch-laugh-smile-gif-21515066

[royal vortex]

stan's muffins be like

[sterile stone]

Dan out here trying to summon Eldrich beings

[median steeple]

Do you have the one with happy wheels music?

[frank night]

stan is canonically a level 12 warlock

[median steeple]

where are his other 8 levels in

[sterile stone]

Sorcery

[ripe quest]

@south folio I'm about to scare a bunch of pubbers by running Smite EP.

[royal vortex]

the dm does not find high level dnd that fun so unfortunately stan is stuck at level 12

[median steeple]

prob for the best

high level dnd gets insane

[royal vortex]

the last thing we want is him getting access to simulacrum

[frank night]

y'all wondering why stan isnt level 20

and not thinking of stan casting wish

[sterile stone]

Stan cloning stan

Cloning stan

[median steeple]

oh fuck

[sterile stone]

Cloning stan

[median steeple]

stan having a wish would doom the realms

https://tenor.com/view/reginald-angry-eating-angry-eating-monster-house-gif-20013301

[ripe quest]

no but I have this here you go

[sterile stone]

@royal vortex goober trooper

Since when did you play dnd

[south folio]

why would you do this to yourself

[royal vortex]

years ago

[ripe quest]

I mean I'm also running chainsword + blazing trauma so it'll probs be fine

[sterile stone]

Learn something new everyday

[ripe quest]

I'll only spam smite 90% of the match

[median steeple]

soloing bosses with smite

[south folio]

don't talk to me exhale race

[royal vortex]

zap

[median steeple]

ball taser

[ripe quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046914150363844779/1150166648431587328/7yl4in.gif

[south folio]

sick bastard

[royal vortex]

gandalf

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/akos-tazer-mikulas-tazermikulas-koleszterin-gif-19992178

[sterile stone]

Two people playing on the Ps2 port of darktide going at it

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-guy-relaxing-popcorm-popcorn-gif-26404903

[north sedge]

is this the toe zone?

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kuze-kiryu-punch-fight-gif-17439241

lets see if the servers are working today

[ripe quest]

@south folio dw this guy will carry

[south folio]

the derpy build

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[south folio]

don't worry he knows what he's doing

[frank night]

arco mobilising his roblox guardsmen

[south folio]

paid 5 robux/hour

[median steeple]

an army of blocky children

[sterile stone]

Pyskers out here with the Biden Blast staff

Wildin

[median steeple]

void strike is fun?

idk how to explain it

it does something to my brain

[sterile stone]

I enjoyed it last last I used it

It’s like

Throwing a water balloon at someone’s face

When they aren’t expecting it

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/water-ballon-throwing-balloon-oops-epic-gif-15583017

[frank night]

how many water balloons have u thrown that turned the target into a fountain of blood and pulverised organs

[sterile stone]

You’re sounding like a fed asking all these questions

[frank night]

how many, where and when were these articles thrown

and who was the target

????

[sterile stone]

I can’t remember

[spare dome]

my lawyer said zero

[sterile stone]

No violence took place

According to memory

I swer

[median steeple]

snuggy

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/they-had-us-in-the-first-half-not-gonna-lie-gif-13620240

[royal vortex]

hi5 pubs are so chill

for some reason i get less mouthbreathers than hishock

[median steeple]

its the perfect area to just chill

[royal vortex]

hishock u get a bunch of angry pissbabies who get dogged once and think the game is over and leave

ive had ppl im in the process of fkin getting up leave the game

LIKE IM RIGHT THERE

[median steeple]

happened to us yesterday

a psyker got netted and I was running to get em just for him to be taken by the void

[royal vortex]

missin out on dockets SMH

[ripe quest]

hi int just feels better than the base damnation stuff. Way more engaging feeling but not really much more difficult.

very pog

[royal vortex]

ive played exactly 1 reg damnation match because i wanted to get another hab dreyko done

and man

i cant believe ppl play it

hi5 is the minimum i can tolerate

[median steeple]

the pain of quickplay spam is being forced to play normal damn

i've had harder heresy games

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-pyro-tf2-silentmanjoe-pyro-sfm-gif-26607720

[bitter anvil]

Only mistaken is gamble pubbies skill play

[coarse birch]

yeah base damnnation is nice for plasteel

but uh

itll put you to sleep

[bitter anvil]

Scavenger hunt make me sleeping

[coarse birch]

even like hi int is pretty uneventful

[bitter anvil]

Hi int forced me forget plasteel

And staying alive

Stick to team

[copper hawk]

h

[modest quiver]

well that's mildly disappointing

[coarse birch]

rip

[coarse birch]

sometimes people talk about how they cant pass damn/its just too hard for them so i feel bad for saying this kind of thing but also

your right lol

[polar nexus]

Well it depends mostly on the modifier

[coarse birch]

i was talking just base damn

[solar gorge]

even hi damn is starting to make me yawn tbf

at least it has entertainement value

[coarse birch]

yeah hi int feels like

pretty similar to me

which ig is what happens when you only play histg so having quite literally half the real threats at one time will feel much less eventful

[south folio]

normal damn/hi int has a special cap of 8 at a time and hishock has a cap of 16 which certainly plays into it

[coarse birch]

yeah thats what i meant by this

and elites are like

pretty w/e

unless you get stagger memed

[south folio]

i wonder if you can make it more engaging without necessarily changing the difficulty of it

[coarse birch]

making elites more like

ig not threatening but

you can deal with them the same way you deal with anything else

although i guess it depends on what makes it interesting for you

[fading vale]

auric is 50% tension which means the tension meter can go twice as high before the game stops saying fuck you

[south folio]

hmm yeah just constant combat and waves

[coarse birch]

yeah

stuff is just happening

[south folio]

even just enemies trickling is nice cuz you can do something while you're walking your way forward

[coarse birch]

which is kinda just more fundamentally engaging

[sterile stone]

You clearly ain't playing enough Auric Maelstrom then

[south folio]

maelstrom should have an infinite wave modifier and be active in all malestrom types

male strom

[coarse birch]

i agree

i want that

so bad

until i get stuck dodging a trapper

[south folio]

i really loved the days of when some maps occasionally had groaners/poxwalkers infinitely spawning

[coarse birch]

that shit was so fun

illisi was feasting

[south folio]

so tragic

[coarse birch]

which is my fault

to some degree

however there is infinite poxwalkers lol

[south folio]

could never be my fault

at least in my case I am perpetually out of position because of my greed

[coarse birch]

yeah when i see stuff i wanna kill it

at least you usually dont actually get caught out of position

you just get held up

if you get trapped or go down then its awkward lol

[south folio]

coping and seething as i lay down on the ground

[coarse birch]

probably hit the chat with: ADSKJFSDFHSFJSJFLSDF

[south folio]

i would never

@frank night come out and face me you bitch

[median steeple]

scream hard enough and the void will reply

[coarse birch]

ive been trying for years

[copper hawk]

sdkjf hashdgf uhsgadf uyagsdfy

https://tenor.com/view/dead-by-daylight-gif-20969766

I HATE U

I JATE U !!

[south folio]

the ghost of mittins lurks here

so sad that he died from being trapped

[spare dome]

it bothers me that zealot has dance of death

[median steeple]

you must put his soul to rest

[spare dome]

i want to be a close range gun slaughterer machine on veteran

[coarse birch]

rip mittins

at least he saw josho get stuck first

[spare dome]

but its zealot that gets the awesome hipfire

[native cargo]

Wipe your ass stinky

[spare dome]

which i get sort of delineates their roles or whatever

but man

anyway veteran sucks

[coarse birch]

true

talent tree bad

no good keystones

[spare dome]

no

[native cargo]

Veteran sucks

[spare dome]

veteran is op

[native cargo]

Inshallah

[spare dome]

and also veteran sucks

[coarse birch]

psword sucks now

[royal vortex]

vet has 2 of the best keystones in the game

[south folio]

weapon specialist is so damn nice

[royal vortex]

focus target being one of the worst

[coarse birch]

im joking 😭

[south folio]

shut ur mouth

[coarse birch]

fuck u

[south folio]

free +15% melee attack speed for killing an enemy with range

[coarse birch]

do you mean you dont like focus target like usingit

or you think its bad

[royal vortex]

focus target is conceptually awful

[spare dome]

imagine if momentum got full stacks off a single kill

[zealous basin]

oh god the virus is spreading

[spare dome]

veteran gang

[royal vortex]

it pretends to be something that requires a different playstyle but u just hit the tag key and u get free stats

[spare dome]

oh its so fucking boring

its also bonkers

[royal vortex]

marksman's focus is super cool they just missed the mark in execution somewhat

[south folio]

weapon specialist gang (except i run revolver and get brainrot)

[royal vortex]

weapon specialist needs its upgrade nodes tuned

but is super cool for enforcing a theme

[coarse birch]

i like wep specialist/MF

[royal vortex]

vet unironically has the most class distinction between playstyles

[coarse birch]

ive never tried focus target

[south folio]

i would use focus target in some builds

[split ibex]

Focus target is very nice for Deadshot builds with the one that gives you stamina back

[south folio]

but my teammates would also benefit

[coarse birch]

although i cant use deadshot

[royal vortex]

marksman needs to turn the awful toughness replenishment node into like 1 bar of stam back on headshot kill

[south folio]

😔 marksman having no stamina stuff despite being in the same branch as deadshot

[north sedge]

Don't need stamina when you can't move 😔

[spare dome]

make enemy bodie EXPLOD on headshot dealing damage and making fart noise

[royal vortex]

its so sad

[coarse birch]

TRUE

[south folio]

mittins

die

[frank night]

live

[ripe quest]

The vet tree is better than what it was but it's never been near perfect.

[spare dome]

oh the design is awful, the contents are cracked

[south folio]

yeah i overall like it but damn there are some sore spots

[royal vortex]

keystones being "build defining" but most of them being "what kind of flat stat buff do you want" is very unfortunate

[frank night]

just put unwavering focus back in and vets will no longer care about build quality

[south folio]

OwO

[royal vortex]

the vet and zealot trees are the only ones i like using in terms of build making

because you don't have really obtuse arbitrary talent restrictions

[frank night]

frantic attempt to appear non-racist

[south folio]

yeah josho be honest you love the ogryn tree

[coarse birch]

dude i love my 2 builds

[royal vortex]

i would completely demolish the ogryn tree and replace it with a parking lot.

[south folio]

wtf

[royal vortex]

psyker's genuinely has almost no depth

[frank night]

i am on annual leave until monday

[south folio]

i would replace it with an apartment building

[frank night]

time for a drinkie poo

[royal vortex]

it is so shallow

[coarse birch]

if psyker didnt have DD/Assail/Scriers and weapons i like i probably wouldnt play them

like

anything aside from that is really bland or samey to me

blazing trauma ig

[ripe quest]

On Zealot and Ogryn it really feels like "What main abilities do I want and what landmark talents can I grab", with Psyker it's a "There's no way I've only spent 30 points I have so many things", and Vet is the "The main idea of my build takes 26 points "

[royal vortex]

all of the trees to some extent have "must have" talents

but ogryn gets them basically as fkin pathing nodes

like batter

[south folio]

tactical awareness owo

[coarse birch]

EP is like fundamentally the most boring thing ever

[royal vortex]

or heavyweight

vet needs iron will just deleted and u need to distribute survivability more evenly

[ripe quest]

The power of having tax nodes be good nodes.

[royal vortex]

tactical awareness should be publically executed

[south folio]

iron will with 273 toughness 😎

[coarse birch]

i was really sad when i couldnt take rock and soften em up

[south folio]

i'm pretty sure I can take two bruiser hits before going down 75% toughness

[royal vortex]

i hate rocks

[coarse birch]

yeah ironwill is cracked

[royal vortex]

they are just worse throwing knives

[coarse birch]

and tactical is on the way to it

iirc

[south folio]

yuuuuup

[ripe quest]

I like the ironhelm cleave idea for the rocks

where they cleave non-elites and specials

[south folio]

the top portion of the middle branch is so fucking stacked

[coarse birch]

yeah i always go into it

even if not taking focus

[royal vortex]

precision strikes and reciprocity both being 2 point dips from the middle

[ripe quest]

some real bowling ball stuff when you throw a rock at a horde

[coarse birch]

yeah precision is another i usually take

[royal vortex]

they power crept the vet tree instead of fixing the underlying talent bloat issue

[coarse birch]

which always makes my tree look ugly af

it def has bloat theres some stuff that i have to take where im like

i will not notice i have this

[south folio]

solution: make every talent that gives a passive buff proc it on dodge

problem solved

[royal vortex]

[south folio]

so true

[ripe quest]

I am a bit worried with Fatshark having a 'no nerfs' mentality according to crab

[south folio]

oh boy

time for 5k hp crushers

[coarse birch]

incoming more power creep then

[ripe quest]

there are some things that absolutely need to be nerfed regardless of what the community thinks of fatshark

[coarse birch]

yeah the top end is

[royal vortex]

me line up 4 maulers with shovel

[coarse birch]

not what we should have

[royal vortex]

elite patrol gone 🙂

[south folio]

by 2027, we'll have non-boss HP in the 5 digits

[copper hawk]

.

[coarse birch]

nor should it be what stuff is brought up to

[south folio]

shut up cica

[ripe quest]

borderlands game where by level 30 you hit for 58k damage with a pistol

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/anya-spy-x-family-anime-anya-crying-crying-crying-anime-girl-spy-x-family-gif-25998648

[coarse birch]

and the good stuff is like

[royal vortex]

it is the year 40,000

[coarse birch]

not hard to be good with

really

at least in some cases

[royal vortex]

a folding shovel still hits harder than a lightning hammer

[south folio]

or, at least, putting some apm into stuff nets you roughly the same results as the braindead stuff

[north sedge]

Just like real life

[coarse birch]

assail now does 1/10th less damage but you have 30 shards

[south folio]

it's like, why put in the effort

[south folio]

die

[coarse birch]

i dont want it

[ripe quest]

oh no now they aren't BP reliant

[coarse birch]

i would shatter the kneecaps of so many things

[ripe quest]

oh god

[coarse birch]

if i could

[south folio]

BB casts 20000% faster but deals 20000% less damage

[royal vortex]

i have an amount of faith in fatshark

to not completely ruin balance

they have fixed the problem of the majority of weapons underperforming

[south folio]

i have ~60 years left in my life so i'm sure i'll see good things happen in my lifespan

[royal vortex]

which inevitably is going to result in them fucking the numbers up on the other end

[north sedge]

They should buff cdr next

[royal vortex]

and the talent trees thing did not help

[coarse birch]

they are just kinda forced into nerfs at this point it feels like cause as weve discussed they cant make histg 2

the game would explode

and health buffs are like

[south folio]

lmao

[royal vortex]

it wouldnt even be fun

[coarse birch]

pretty meh

[south folio]

it would be really funny if they just said "fuck it" and added a sixth difficulty

[ripe quest]

It is kinda funny that the powercreep is outpacing the engine

[south folio]

ikr

[royal vortex]

we just need modded darktide so u can play dwons cata 3

[coarse birch]

and yeah more disabler spam would get annoying

like oh man i wonder what this run will end to

[south folio]

darktide mod that starts up vt2

special cap gets bumped up to 100

and 50 trappers are allowed to be alive at once

[ripe quest]

Oh also that reminds me for the past like week I cannot see the scab captain's animations if they're wielding a sword.

very cool

[south folio]

same

[royal vortex]

how in the fuck

[south folio]

very cool indeed when they start dealing psychic attacks on you

[ripe quest]

They got that minecraft kill aura

[coarse birch]

wonder thats the correlation is between you 2

[south folio]

SHUT UP

it doesn't happen for you guys, i'm assuming?

[coarse birch]

no

[north sedge]

Pixar didn't have the technology to render the captain back in the 90s unfortunately

[frank night]

https://tenor.com/view/osrs-runescape-rs-gif-7567349

[royal vortex]

i can see it perfectly fine

[coarse birch]

although i havent played twins since we did it

[frank night]

arcotash cannot render objects moving faster than walking speed

[ripe quest]

It doesn't affect the twins last I saw

[south folio]

sometimes the animations play properly and sometimes they're just in their standing/walking pose

[ripe quest]

only scab captains

[south folio]

and then i get psychically attacked out of nowhere because the animation for their 4-hit combo isn't playing

[ripe quest]

and only if they have a sword

the crusher variant is fine

[royal vortex]

i have guided many to the funny insignia

imagine if the powermaul captain got the zealot crusher moveset

[frank night]

there is a tradition

of him doing a full 30 min lecture

and then going

[south folio]

players getting ragdolled

[frank night]

do u have field improv/mark target

and if the answer is yes

ur good 2 go

[ripe quest]

imagine if the zealot crusher got the powermaul's moveset

ground slam?

[north sedge]

What if you guys upped your graphics from "Lawnmower Man" to "Lawnmower Man 2"

[ripe quest]

huge

[frank night]

ever seen chernobyl

[north sedge]

I have not

[ripe quest]

I'll up it from N/A to N/A it should work

[south folio]

the assassin boss gets the revolver/crusher and quickswaps to the revolver to snipe you midair whenever you get knocked back

[royal vortex]

if ur wearing an armored helmet he does a charged push attack and one shots you

[ripe quest]

you just get ULTRAKILL'd by the assassination captain and they heal off of the sick combo they did off the local psyker

[north sedge]

Then it makes a reddit post about how you should just l1 special spam

[coarse birch]

Ive been gone 10 seconds what happened

[ripe quest]

stans gone

[south folio]

you're right, they should add grappling hooks to darktide

[royal vortex]

lmao

[north sedge]

Stan's entered the toe zone

[south folio]

psychic attack

[south folio]

they really could make the bosses more mobile
I really do not like that charging sweep that the sword captain does

so damn telegraphed

[potent niche]

did I miss something in the most recent update? Every mutant I went to dodge in my last mission seemed to stagger/stun it

[north sedge]

Give all of em original cspawn movement

[ripe quest]

I don't think it was very recent but they do now wait a second before trying to grab you again if they miss.

They even have an animation when they hit a wall

[royal vortex]

i miss when they just slid off walls

[potent niche]

yeah, the wall hitting animation seems to be what's happening when I dodge

but no walls are around me.

[north sedge]

The crazy corner u turn

[coarse birch]

Mutants used to be cracked

[solar gorge]

yeah they kinda bounce off it it looks very good

[coarse birch]

Then they nerfed them and they like physically couldnt grab you

[ripe quest]

remember when you had to avoid being near any corners on geometry when a mutant spawned

or else a mutant would just magnetize to you

[royal vortex]

😔

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/car-nope-turn-around-not-today-gif-10081922

[median steeple]

i miss tracking maulers

[solar gorge]

bring back janktide

[coarse birch]

Let trappers shoot through walls again 🙂

Although

They still do

[solar gorge]

they still do it on some spots

[north sedge]

Remember when mutants just did squats if you were on stairs

[royal vortex]

imagine if manstopper agri fired a projectile and u could swap to a flesh tearer knife to apply bleed

[south folio]

stop cooking

[royal vortex]

u cant remove me from this kitchen

[coarse birch]

Its already burnt

[ripe quest]

projectile weapons are so goofy lmao

GG on Ogryn has some stuff too

if only man-stopper was on Ogryn so we could get unlimited cleave rocks

[coarse birch]

Manstopper kickback

[royal vortex]

u can apply soulblaze from blazing spirit on assail darts

[ripe quest]

mhm

[royal vortex]

its completely pointless

but the message is clear

[coarse birch]

It would be cool if it had a purpose

[ripe quest]

assail has just about the same interactions as the throwing knives but you need to pull out the weapon after throwing the dart

[royal vortex]

its time to write the real zealot guide that is full of misinformation

[south folio]

if only we had insane interactions that manstopper and knives do

[royal vortex]

priority number 1 is telling people that flesh tearer lacerate increases the bleed cap to 32 stacks

[south folio]

did someone say this

[coarse birch]

Almost definitely

[royal vortex]

no

[coarse birch]

Nvm

[royal vortex]

i am concocting my OWN lies

completely original

[south folio]

bitch

[frank night]

when are you writing up the infinite ammo ogryn build

[royal vortex]

when you get a cat

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26017314

[frank night]

[coarse birch]

Josho posted that clip and then nearly left the server

[south folio]

should've had good internet

[royal vortex]

[ripe quest]

Wait what happened

[south folio]

(i am also curious)

[north sedge]

No flesh tearer laceraters don't put numbers on things, they operate on vibes only

[ripe quest]

you talking about the ogryn desync ammo thing?

[royal vortex]

ammo counts bug out on rippers if u have bad ping super hard

and ppl thought i was regenerating ammo

[ripe quest]

I vaguely remember seeing that and the discussions that proc'd from it

[royal vortex]

hs7's special is surprisingly good at proccing deathblow on trash

[ripe quest]

iirc all three of the specials are the same

[royal vortex]

i cant remember if they are

i have dementia

[ripe quest]

I know for sure that they look the exact same and have the same timings

[spare talon]

holy shit dude

[south folio]

can't trust anything after the duelling sword mk2 vs mk4

[royal vortex]

the problem is it has like no cleave

[ripe quest]

iirc back when I was benchmarking the Hswords H1 SA often had the highest damage for the benchmark

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-good-dory-shark-gif-14157313

[royal vortex]

u could probs do h1 special repeat on bruisers if u really wanted to

but the special has no/dogshit cleave

[ripe quest]

I think on the IX it's just like crazy

[royal vortex]

(on the 7)

[ripe quest]

Yeah it has Caxe cleave but the damage is solid.

good with deathblow

[royal vortex]

u can one-shot all trash enemies with disdain/sustained assault/headtaker

lmao

this is fucked up

[ripe quest]

bad for fodder and bruisers but with elite crowds

[royal vortex]

alright

[south folio]

what the
is this about using brumo to use the special for trash clear

[royal vortex]

i am going to lock myself in the psykh for a week

[royal vortex]

you can one shot any non-elite with a heavy sword special and the right setup

[ripe quest]

If you have the SA bc timing down it's actually not that different to a Caxe light spam

[royal vortex]

aw

u cant use grievous wounds to stagger a rager out of their attack combo with a heavy

sadness

[violet hornet]

I do spam h1 and special with hsword 7

The special cleave is ass but the damage is good

[royal vortex]

lmfao with grievous wounds

a special puts a rager on its ass

https://streamable.com/bah0ml

[north sedge]

Mister josho I have a question

[royal vortex]

what

[north sedge]

Can you buy more crushers?

[royal vortex]

No.

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cucuso-trippy-psychedelic-psychedelicguy-crazy-gif-12507069

[south folio]

dough is just using any excuse to post gifs now

what has the world come to

[royal vortex]

im going to get 100k plasteel again and then write the Real Official Zealot Guide

[vocal pulsar]

still not quite fond of you

[south folio]

hi manky

[ripe quest]

god, what happens first I finish this guide or I enlist into the military

A race against time

[copper hawk]

enlist

[royal vortex]

u can just call me josho

[copper hawk]

r u gonna enlist

what r u gonna enlist into

what branch

(there is only 1 right answer)

[ripe quest]

Praise the lord

[copper hawk]

oh right

ur NOT an ameowrican

[ripe quest]

air force

[copper hawk]

woe upon ye..

[solar gorge]

It's the airforce

[royal vortex]

based

[copper hawk]

meowropean..

BOOOOOOOOOOOO chari force BOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-bunnies-i-give-you-kisses-kiss-love-gif-3966704

i bewieve in u..

what r u gonna do in the air force..

[ripe quest]

my best

[solar gorge]

i'll join the air force in my country soon aswell

strength to you

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/professor-futurama-professor-farnsworth-thug-life-beach-gif-16416937

[ripe quest]

nah I have a family member who's 20 years into air force, they said their squad was low on people and that I probs can get into it. I don't quite remember what it was called but it sounded like they were a bunch of managers lmao

[median steeple]

exhill is gonna become middle management NOOOOOOOOO

[ripe quest]

[solar gorge]

my whole family on my father's side was in the air force

[buoyant pecan]

ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!

https://tenor.com/view/mw2-ac130-gif-1174543672023277355

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/gi-joe-hlc-ghost-rider-ac-130-knowing-is-half-the-battle-gif-10838210070022923872

[median steeple]

God I love seeing dragons dogma 2 gameplay

[sly mauve]

so i was just soloing maelstrom for like 10minutes trying to revive my team, but in the end i couldnt get past the 3 bulwarks in the narrow corridors. only bolt can handle them right?

[north sedge]

Any weapon can, they're mostly just there to be annoying

[sly mauve]

yeah i mean thru the shield

im good with the combat axe but one was always pushing me + all the specials

[north sedge]

They only do the push if you're blocking, bait them into attacking you and sidestep/attack

[sly mauve]

good info

was just bad situation with tons of maulers and the corridors

but the only ranged weapon who can just shoot them is the bolter

[minor sage]

revolver, kant, flamer and grenades

are all solutions to a group of bulwarks

[north sedge]

Yea kant shotgun fire shot goes straight through

[spare talon]

i dont think thats quite right

im pretty sure its based on proximity

if youre literally hugging the shield theyll do the bash

[maiden path]

awesome fucking cell edit

awesome fucking tien edit

can i get a hell yewa

[ripe quest]

Yeah they do it if you're too close.

It punishes blocking though

[royal vortex]

u can push them out of doing the bash once

but theyll wind it up again if u dont move and u cant counter it

[sly mauve]

impossible to get the right distance with maulers in front

i mean the glitching

they should bodyblock themself

[spare talon]

yeah, since it always insta breaks stamina

[median steeple]

hard asf

[dawn wharf]

For Mercy Killer, it says enemies with Bleed Stacks stack. Is that multiple stacks of +60% weakpoint damage or is that stacks up to 60% weakpoint damage?

[ripe quest]

If an enemy is bleeding and you hit them, you get +60% weakspot damage against them.

[dawn wharf]

Oh I'm a fool lol

[south folio]

IMAGINE if it was actually per stack

it's right there in front of me

[dawn wharf]

(Enemies with Bleed Stacks) in my head sounded like you get the damage per bleedy bit

But I knew something else was afoot lol

[ripe quest]

Probs would be niche boss only.

[dawn wharf]

Yeah the knife already is killing most elites in a few hits with Uncanny/Precog. How much more do we need lol

[south folio]

true

spend a hot minute applying bleed stacks with lacerate and then go in for the big one at the end, of course

that's optimal gaming

[median steeple]

always need more status effects

never enough

[spare talon]

prime them for condition overload

[fleet zealot]

moments before death

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/excellent-burns-warframe-volt-very-good-gif-16449734

[plain dragon]

Which is the better horde clear chain axe

[ripe quest]

Mk IV

[plain dragon]

Thanks

That's Flak/Maniac damage bonuses?

[spare talon]

I LOVE PUSHES THAT DONT HAPPEN

YES I WANTED TO CONTINUE HOLDING MY BLOCK UP IN THE FACE OF THAT POXBURSTER

[hushed agate]

New pc bug? Lol

[spare talon]

put up block
press to push
push no happen
burster takes out half my health

[hushed agate]

You sure it isnt a keyboard issue?

[spare talon]

none of those keybinds are related to my keyboard

[indigo quartz]

nah can confirm it happens on PC frequently

[maiden path]

erm keyboard issue

[indigo quartz]

even with a gamepad

[hushed agate]

Huh

[maiden path]

too much gunk (coom) in your keyboard

[hushed agate]

Xboxers stay winning

[indigo quartz]

it started happening around patch 14

[maiden path]

on which xbox :eyebrow:

[hushed agate]

Fridgebox

[north sedge]

Xbox360

[maiden path]

ok..

cnat make fun of u...

series s runs darktide so shit its insane

[light holly]

Uh

0 stamina moment

[hushed agate]

I get a smooth constant 60 fps

[light holly]

Too many times have I run around and then try to push a pox buster

[hushed agate]

Unless ogryn tosses a box

[light holly]

Only for literally nothing to happen

[spare talon]

had stamina
plus stamina regen makes it to where i can always push a burster regardless when i have 0 stamina

[polar nexus]

Royal Air Force?

[light holly]

Well

That's weird

Never seen that bug before

[spare talon]

ive seen it plenty

[light holly]

should record it

[spare talon]

most notably with crusher

where i just couldnt push attack

[smoky oxide]

Do all levels of brutal momentum have the same "cleave" and it's just the damage multiplier that is different?

[light holly]

Yep

[spare talon]

so i just sat there in a horde holding my block until stam was broken and lost huge chunk of my health

[north sedge]

And the difference is inconsequential

[smoky oxide]

Niiice. Grabbed an item from the shop that has +25 maniac and BM2 to just be upgraded, so it's guaranteed to be good. Thanks!

[polar nexus]

But zealot chat said stam regen was bad!!!!! Oh wait, there's a game outside the psykhanium.

[fleet zealot]

we're going down down in an earlier round

[spare talon]

i know you certainly have seen me make full use of it lmao

[twilit sonnet]

is there an active abiltity that can increase ranged damage. not sure if charge or shroud have any weird interactions with it so rn im thinking chorus

[fleet zealot]

chastise does it yes

the charge

[spare talon]

in a way, it wont really help you with unarmored

[polar nexus]

Yeah I know. That's the most useful stuff I have. Yesterday i could tank and parry the boss long enough for my teammates to be rezzed....

[twilit sonnet]

trying to make one of those goofy emperors bullet loading 1 special shotgun shell at a time builds

[fleet zealot]

here is a good idea if you hear a burster ticking and you know it's getting closer don't sprint willy nilly and drain your stam

[hushed agate]

Slugs?

[spare dome]

emperors bullet should give 30% move speed instead of impact i will take no questions

[light holly]

I know, sometimes I get ahead of myself

[fleet zealot]

if you can't hear, sorry for that

[twilit sonnet]

was thinking kantrael

[fleet zealot]

i have before as well

😔

[light holly]

I'm in the phase of pushing bursters before, you know that weird push you can do to tox bursters that doesn't even connect,
But gives you a hit marker and pushes the burster back anyways?

Thooose are weird

[fleet zealot]

cockier, younger Amelia would run up to bursters to heroically push them away from my friends, only to forget i ened stam to push

[spare talon]

kantrael is not what youre looking for if you want a one shot special shotgun

[fleet zealot]

pretty sure it's a specific mechanic

[hushed agate]

Thats a good choice

[polar nexus]

It's a 2 shot tbh.

[spare talon]

granted its very good, but its not exactly what you are looking for for the build you described

[polar nexus]

That happened to me so much before lol

[manic nebula]

What's a good method of doing the penance for killing a bunch of stunned enemies?

[polar nexus]

Now that I know you can do air push from 3m away...

[twilit sonnet]

itll depend on what melee im using ig, prob slug if im using a good horde clear weapon. would the chastise buff applying to ranged be as good as the flat 20% from chorus tho? not sure on the numbers

[polar nexus]

Stun nade, hsword with htaker + deathblow

[spare talon]

i just realized the smoke when you pick a talent has skulls in them

[fleet zealot]

stun+flamer

[polar nexus]

Maybe flamer?

[fleet zealot]

otherwise stun+ heavysword

[manic nebula]

Heb sword 9?

[blazing zodiac]

finally got my first uh 550 wep

😄

[polar nexus]

Nice

[fleet zealot]

any of them

all of them are good the difference is in the swing patterns mostly

[manic nebula]

I've heard 9 is the most user friendly or something

Or has a versatile swing pattern

[royal vortex]

@vocal pulsar

[polar nexus]

The 9 has a loop with flat light + flat heavy

That eats hordes

[bitter patio]

6 is the best, its got the best heavy 1 and you can do heavy 1 into special back into heavy 1. You never need heavies for wave clear you can already 2 shot everything in the crowd with your basically flat lights that ignore armor when you kill something on a weakpoint hit. The damage is only slightly higher but when you stack on 50% damage and 50% power its almost 100 damage more. The only time heavy wide swings would be ok is rager packs but you want to use lights for that anyway because they stagger the ragers making it so you dont have to worry about taking damage

[spare talon]

the agrip revolver is so cool...
but its accuracy is so bad when it matters...

[polar nexus]

You know what? It's fucking good with a bolter.

[spare talon]

dance of death is so ass with a kantrael

[polar nexus]

Lasgun?

[spare talon]

but you need to have it for twbs

[spare talon]

sg

tightens the spread of the incendiary shot

[polar nexus]

You need dod and stability?

[ripe quest]

It's already been benchmarked VI and VII are interchangeable and the IX has better bruiser/fodder clear.

[polar nexus]

Well don't you want to not tighten it?

[spare talon]

tightening it reduces how many enemies can be hit with the fire dot

[royal vortex]

i just had a real match where the hs7 scoop killed 4 ragers

[bitter patio]

7 is just bad, isnt that the one that does the side sweep first for heavies? Why would you ever take that over 6 when you cant use your best single target damage until you use the meh one

[polar nexus]

Lol

[manic nebula]

Aiight

[coarse birch]

its a very marginal difference

like

[bitter patio]

you can already use the side swing heavy after a light almost instantly

its only difference makes it worse

[ripe quest]

You gotta get 5 next time I believe in you

mr. scoop man

[coarse birch]

one day

[polar nexus]

Based on your previous post, you're not a death blow user, amirite?

[bitter patio]

heavy 6 vs heavy 7 is like dclaw 4 and dclaw 7, the only change is taking the only thing that would make you take it worse

and yes I use death blow and the + power blessing

[ripe quest]

It has marginally better performance in some ways and marginally worse in others compared to the VI. The H1 sweep has better hitboxes than the VI H2 sweep as well. It's literally a choice of which offset of the combo would you like today.

[bitter patio]

deathblow is ignore armor mass on weakpoint kill

[ripe quest]

no

[polar nexus]

Nope

[ripe quest]

Deathblow is the first target damage extension blessing. You can chain the first target damage if you keep getting 1 shots to the weakspot, up to 4 times total.

[rose flower]

Difference between charged Crucis and Ironhelm THamner?

[spare talon]

look how small that reticle becomes
you can hit like only 1 enemy with it

[polar nexus]

Si that's why I thought you were using rampage

[bitter patio]

yes thats what i said, you ignore armor mass on weakpoint kill

you just used different words

[ripe quest]

Crucis' hits harder but doesn't cleave, Ironhelm's cleaves but doesn't hit as hard.

Ignoring armor mass is very different, Perfect Strike is what you're thinking of

[spare talon]

no, theyre two different things

[polar nexus]

Huh, but that's better to spread the special no?

[rose flower]

Does it only go “boom” on certain enemy types for Ironhelm?

[ripe quest]

Yeah, specials elites and bosses it'll stop and hit them.

It just cleaves fodder.

[bitter patio]

as far as Ive been told theyre the same thing but its not like fat shark has a dictionary telling you what the wording difference is for blessings

they both say ignore hit mass

[polar nexus]

It's different

[bitter patio]

perfect strike just adds from armor

[ripe quest]

Perfect Strike removes armor bounce and gives you 4x cleave on a crit. BM and Deathblow have a custom mechanic and +weakspot damage.

[spare talon]

i will say exhillious is known for literally looking through the code itself to find EXACTLY what everything does
momentum also has some unlisted dodge buffs, for example

[tropic harbor]

This is what I eat before using a bolter or lazgun.

[ripe quest]

oh that's some stan shit

[tropic harbor]

How do you guys get ready to shoot from afar?

[spare talon]

by aiming

[bitter patio]

If Im not close the blood cant spalter on me

[spare talon]

elaborate a little more, what kinda weapon we talkin about, what kinda situation

[tropic harbor]

Security, get this poser out of here

[bitter patio]

he said bolters and lasguns

[polar nexus]

Btw, dc7 has a different finesse value

[bitter patio]

Ive warmed up to bolters because the only times I would pull out a gun is when it would be the most useful gun in the situation

[tropic harbor]

I sometimes like to close my eyes when looking down the sights

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-pets-gif-11182280

[bitter patio]

is that more hidden stuff because finesse isnt in its values and I was testing both of them off crusher/mauler head/body shots which is the only time I really care about their damage

[fleet zealot]

it is in the values

[ripe quest]

Also you can find damage numbers here: https://dt.wartide.net/calc/

[fleet zealot]

when you inspect the finesse range

[tropic harbor]

Am I the only one who eats blinding stew before I aim?

[fleet zealot]

mk4 Finesse

Critical and Weakspot Power: [1.25 - 1.75]
Critical and Weakspot Power: [1.25 - 1.75]
Attack Speed: [1 - 1.14]
Attack Speed: [1 - 1.14]

[bitter patio]

oh devil claw

[tropic harbor]

No wonder all you guys suck, you're like my teammates who only shoot one bullet at one poxwalker vs my who shoots at least two mags

[polar nexus]

And dc7

Thanks Heglo

[bitter patio]

yea but the only reason to not take 1 is beacuse youre going to be doing heavy attacks on things

and the 7 has both sweep and heavy while 4 has just heavies

so its like 60% of the damage on the 7

[rose flower]

Is momentum best keystone for if I wanna one shot everything with Crucis

[spare talon]

we boutta hit a new milestone
15m dockets

[polar nexus]

You tested finesse on armored dudes (claw weakness) and on body shots? I mean... Finesse is for WP.

[ripe quest]

It'll be the most consistent, but if you want to do boss 1 shots you'll have the best bet with Martyr.

[rose flower]

Ah. The one keystone I haven’t touched

[bitter patio]

the only time Im not going to be using lights on those two is for armored things yes so the only time Ill care about the heavies is when Im fighting things that are heavy so what else should I have tested them on

[polar nexus]

Actually mk1 with skullcrusher + rampage + punishment is very solid

[royal vortex]

the scoop and the other strikedown have identical damage profiles

they deal the same damage

[bitter patio]

mk1 heavies in crowds is good but its trash against armored things

[coarse birch]

7 also gets PA

[polar nexus]

Use chastise or a weapon for that

[bitter patio]

yes but the single target straight down is reversed, and that means you have to use the bad heavy on things if you want the good heavy instead of just resetting to use the good heavy each time

[polar nexus]

Or parry the ragers

[ripe quest]

I was about to make a joke about how funny it would be if a weapon didn't have a PA then I remembered force swords exist

[south folio]

I cri

[bitter patio]

ragers arent the issue crushers and maulers are for the dclaw, which if Im going to take mk4 or 7 would be the only target I would use the heavies on

[coarse birch]

😔

[bitter patio]

so why would I not take dclaw 1 over the other 2 if Im going to ignore the heavy attacks o narmored targets

[rose flower]

Should I have a certain amount of wounds that’s best at minimum

[ripe quest]

The sweep and the overhead do the exact same damage.

[bitter patio]

but if Im going to take oen of the two why would I take the one thats objectivly worse at doing the only thingI want it to do

[bitter patio]

I literally spent 20 mintues testing the three different ones, I get 750 damage for h1 on the mk6 and ~400 for the h2

its the same damage as the special attack

[ripe quest]

Up to preference. If you have any TDR nodes +toughness will be super impactful. Otherwise just wounds.

[bitter patio]

which is why I just spam h1 special to reset it

but maybe Im just insane from too much testing in the meatgrinder

[manic nebula]

For a versatility fun build I do Martyrdom with og Chainaxe and the braced autogun that's slower and does pierce. Very fun

[royal vortex]

significantly easier to hit multiple heads with the scoop, it isn't "bad" by any means

[ripe quest]

They do the same damage.

[bitter patio]

its not bad no, its just worse at the only thing I would use heavies for because I have to use the bad heavy first, and Im pulling up my zealot so I can screen shot this

because i swear Im not crazy

I ltierally spent multiple after rounds testing the two weapons out

and i was getting the same damag from the special as the heavy attack 2

which is almsot half the amount I get from h1

[ripe quest]

They do the same damage.

They have the same ADMs as well.

Here's the VII.

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/why-does-it-look-like-that-horrified-doctor-saturday-night-live-snl-gif-11829583

[ripe quest]

You might be confusing one of them with the Mk IX, the H1 does the same has the heavies for the VI and the VII but the H2 and H3 do less.

[bitter patio]

give me a sec I think it was the carapace that made the difference

[polar nexus]

The 7 has a pa poke. Like the 9. It's superior. QED.

[bitter patio]

because thats what I was testing it on

nope

same thing

I just had a fever dream

[ripe quest]

Not only is it still the same damage but the Hswords use special attacks for carapace.

[polar nexus]

God, if I have to use a sword on carapace I'd rather fucking die

[coarse birch]

hey deimos is good

[south folio]

imagine not being Psyker or vet

[coarse birch]

i should try mk3 psword

i havent used it in like a year

[polar nexus]

Outside of deimos and ds4 yeah

[bitter patio]

I swear to god Ive spent atleast 2 hours in the meat grinder on this weapon set alone and I got something as basic as the damage rate wrong

[polar nexus]

I tried, still good. I miss the hidden block eff tho

[south folio]

the meat grinder changes a person

[coarse birch]

i remember going in there to test if you could one shot a crusher with bloodthirsty and not using chastise

[ripe quest]

wdym this is super engaging

[polar nexus]

It happens at work when you're spending too much time on a excel sheet too.

Almost made a fool of myself in front of a c suite

[south folio]

move your camera more and faster for maximum (perceived) damage

[coarse birch]

arco

do you want to partake in gaming

[south folio]

nah am heading to class

[frank night]

[coarse birch]

oh right your not on my timezone

[south folio]

invite another poor soul

[frank night]

watch him go

[coarse birch]

wdym poor soul

[ripe quest]

wrong reply

i despise discord

[south folio]

another poor soul who must be in the same lobby as mankar and josho

[frank night]

wow

[coarse birch]

oh im not playing wth them

atm

[sharp zodiac]

There's a bird taunting me

Or a bat

[south folio]

o

[sharp zodiac]

Can't tell

[coarse birch]

i can ask them though

how is it taunting you

[south folio]

yeah I think they're playing together right about now

[sharp zodiac]

I speak bird

Or bat

Still not sure what it is

[coarse birch]

@royal vortex may i join at when you are available or are you running duos

[frank night]

how do u not

know

[south folio]

now that's what I like to see

[royal vortex]

sure

[south folio]

rip yoshi

[royal vortex]

i just ironhelm special'd a burster thinking it was a mutant

[sharp zodiac]

I have to be certain on the species

Wouldn't want to be racist you know

[coarse birch]

arco if you wanted to make a scriers dd build with dclaw as psyker what ranged would you take

[south folio]

mhm that's what I expect from you

[frank night]

in what way is the aerial creature taunting you

[south folio]

Columnus iag optimality wise

[coarse birch]

i only ask casue i gotta deal with crushers

[south folio]

las pistol for another flavor

[sharp zodiac]

It keeps flying around me

[royal vortex]

vraks 3

[south folio]

oh right dclaw

[ripe quest]

agri revolver

[frank night]

like literally flying around you

[ripe quest]

[coarse birch]

oh true i could take zarona

[frank night]

where even are you

to have a bat/bird creature orbiting you

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-burning-hell-pain-gif-17379863

[coarse birch]

your gonna need to paypal me

to use agri revo

[ripe quest]

have you tried it

[coarse birch]

yes

[ripe quest]

with a good setup and everything

[sharp zodiac]

Outside

Thinking

[polar nexus]

Assail

[coarse birch]

i forget what i ran on it

[frank night]

with a bird/bat flying around you

[sharp zodiac]

Yes

[coarse birch]

crucian/hand cannon

i think

[sharp zodiac]

I have these cheese fries

[frank night]

this is some disney princess shit

[sharp zodiac]

I threw one at it and now it keeps coming back

[coarse birch]

how are your cheese fries

[frank night]

you threw food

[sharp zodiac]

Good

[frank night]

at an animal

and now it keeps coming back

[ripe quest]

Agree to disagree I think it's baller 🤝

[sharp zodiac]

I thought it would be poisonous for it

[frank night]

why

[coarse birch]

its potato

[sharp zodiac]

Tomato

[frank night]

is

tomato poisonous

[sharp zodiac]

Flew in my face

Idk

It's too high for me to tell

I should probably be inside for the fact it is 1am

[coarse birch]

once you finish your fries itll probably leave you alone

[frank night]

idk

[coarse birch]

are you outside eating cheese fries at 1am

[frank night]

u want a few times when you're outside in the middle of the fucking night going through existential dread when ur gonna hit 20

[coarse birch]

honestly thats kind of a vibe

[frank night]

it's very cinematic

[sharp zodiac]

Yes

[frank night]

and u only get one chance

[sharp zodiac]

I'm really fucking bored because I got replaced in my job, so now I'm finding a new one

[coarse birch]

aw

sorry that happened

[polar nexus]

Sounds like a kebab

[sharp zodiac]

It's alright

[coarse birch]

that sucks actually

[frank night]

did they do redundancies/layoffs

[coarse birch]

now i feel bad for making fun of you about the fries

[sharp zodiac]

Im hoping to get a job at this animal hotel

Don't be

[ripe quest]

@hushed knoll It is currently 1 am.

[frank night]

1 day u will look back at the funne cheesy chip story

[coarse birch]

oh god

[rough vault]

What's ur favorite pokemon guys

[sharp zodiac]

Don't have one

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/330l1p it wasnt the scoop i lied

[coarse birch]

i got a cool psyduck card like 15 years ago as my first pokemon card

[rough vault]

I hope you get sick

[coarse birch]

so psyduck

[sharp zodiac]

What the fuck

[rough vault]

That's so valid honestly