#zealot-class

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exotic portal
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punishment depletes the need for cleave

fleet zealot
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but twbs is necessary for any chain weapon/thrust weapon

fleet zealot
north sedge
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they do the same thing but twbs is just active always

exotic portal
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the other doesn't interupt your fucking attack

fleet zealot
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but mk4 heavies with punishment stacked do stagger a ton of ragers

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(chainaxe)

ripe jewel
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What about purge the unclean? It's necessary?

fleet zealot
north sedge
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20% more unyielding

exotic portal
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kinda just sweep em away with punishment

fleet zealot
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the infested helps vs half the hordes in the game but not much else

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killing>sweeping

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killed enemies don't body block

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and anoint in blood has a pretty forgivable range for being "close" so it's great

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especially when you chastise into the enemies face with your gun out

ripe jewel
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Which site did you use to take a screenshot of your talent tree?

royal vortex
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@south folio @coarse birch me and mankar are trying to duo a maelstrom are either of u willing to be a paid actor

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the bots do not like to die easily

north sedge
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casting couch situation huh

royal vortex
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true

royal vortex
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i-ii-v-e-g

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the one with nurgle blessing + monstrosities

exotic portal
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Strike aswell?

ripe quest
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get the many more tries mod thing you were talking about Josho

royal vortex
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i did

ripe quest
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incredible

royal vortex
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the opening to relay station is awful

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however

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we tried to let the bots die

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and it went very poorly

south folio
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o sure

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i'm happy to die

royal vortex
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thank u

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my latino savior

spare dome
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Exhil did you ever manage to kill 20 crushers with a bolter mag or w/e it was

ripe quest
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I don't think 20 is possible but I do think you can get 15. You either be a schmuck and slowly 1 shot them with crits or you mag dump with the solar system aligned perfectly.

spare dome
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seems reasonable enough

ripe quest
royal vortex
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o if u also want to be a paid actor

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that will work

ripe quest
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mhm

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I presume you just want me to blow up right

royal vortex
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yes

sharp zodiac
ripe quest
royal vortex
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we can swap to strike team 100 if u want to vc

calm hemlock
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How many wounds do y'all usually run with martyrdom?

indigo quartz
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the maximum amount im allowed to have

coarse birch
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๐Ÿ˜ญ

spare talon
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i really wanna try a new weapon but idk what to make
i have the plasteel for it, but making anything will drop me below the shiny number of 200k and me dont wanna lose shiny number
im also afraid that itll just feel terrible to use cuz dclaw4 is literally just the best weapon in the game and so everything else will just feel worse lmao

spare talon
buoyant pecan
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I must see this

wraith helm
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Make a permadeath class

rough galleon
indigo quartz
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I like the evis mk15 because the rev charge hits as hard as a parry

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only reason I stopped with the dclaw is that it felt like it took forever to heavy attack Dx

fleet zealot
buoyant pecan
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Adorable

fleet zealot
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wild stoats also use wardance to memorize rabbits as a hunting strategy

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warnign rabbit death at the end

buoyant pecan
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That stout got moves

exotic portal
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better than shredder

lapis cave
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Hi Zealots. Reginald really likes the chain axes. What are your thoughts on 'em? Got a mk KV at Melk's with mk IV thrust, but haven't tried any of them yet.

fwiw I love love love the braindead hack n slash xecutioner sword gameplay of the mk XV eviscerator. I know the axes aren't that.

north sedge
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both chaxes are good

lapis cave
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I'll def pick up decent knife blessings as they appear, for sure

exotic portal
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props to the dev making sick knife animations

north sedge
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meh knife

spare talon
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oh cool i just realized i had this in my inventory from a mission

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whats below it though probably requires a trigger warning

spare dome
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totally workable

indigo quartz
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Stripped down ain't bad at all.

long sluice
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What do you guys think is best gun to take down crusher?

minor sage
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revolver

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plasma

minor sage
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any braced or iag or flamer + press F

long sluice
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Yeah best gun, I'm loving devils claw atm so want to have ranged for crusher option.

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Revolver sounds nice

minor sage
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revolver claw probs

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that's what I run

exotic portal
long sluice
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The new one is the quickdar one?

exotic portal
ripe quest
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Boltgun can, any ranged weapon can if you use Fury of the Faithful's armor downgrade.

exotic portal
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& carapac perk

ripe quest
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HH and Boltgun will yield the most Crushers per ult

minor sage
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new rev is kinda ass on zealot

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I would stick to the old one

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it's playable on vet

exotic portal
minor sage
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but old one still outclasses it in most scenarios

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cool bro

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that means nothing

ornate bone
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does anyone know if zealot cartensus gives the headgear a modulation effect to voicelines

minor sage
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if you do twins hardmode with a recon lasgun that doesn't make recon suddenly a good weapon

exotic portal
long sluice
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What's the name of old/new rev? They all new to me ๐Ÿ˜„ I'm patch 16 returnee.

sharp zodiac
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Vet carrying has gotten boring, time to zel

ripe quest
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Agri is the new one, Zarona is the old one.

sharp zodiac
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and see how long until I get bored and move on to psyker

ripe quest
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Agri trades the cleave and damage for ammo and faster bursting, it has niche uses but the Zarona will pair best with the blessings available.

worldly belfry
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is flaniac the go to for crusher or is it something else

sharp zodiac
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Time for heavy sword

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Missed this thing, then I'll try the Devil's claw again

ornate bone
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is this good?

heavy arch
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no

ornate bone
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why

heavy arch
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Knife

ornate bone
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ok

polar nexus
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Exhil, would you change shred to wrath?

heavy arch
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Also precog is bis

ornate bone
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ok

north sedge
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uncanny/precog is the play

long sluice
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@minor sage have you ever used the wartide dmg/breakpoint calculator?

north sedge
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uncanny flesh tearer ok

minor sage
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yar ofc lol

north sedge
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thank stan for this btw

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(why yes he mixed up jabba the hutt and gandhi, why do you ask?)

long sluice
polar nexus
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If every target has a hitmass of 1

south folio
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yeah it's the cleave of that attack

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e.g., maulers have something like 10 hitmass (if it didn't change with patch 13), so a light with 10.8 cleave can hit two maulers

buoyant pecan
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Nerd speak

spare talon
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ah i found out why the game has felt a little bland as of late
its because i wasnt listening to my playlist as i was playing

buoyant pecan
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Hit it with the thingy till they die

south folio
buoyant pecan
south folio
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OwO

minor sage
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it's hitmass

south folio
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owo

ornate bone
exotic portal
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depletes the need for carapac

fleet zealot
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i hate dieting cause now when i taste junky american food i used to love it tastes way too sweet

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why is america food so sweet and sugary

exotic portal
fleet zealot
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IT'S SO FLUFFY

fleet zealot
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i can't even eat savory breads or pziza at some places

bitter anvil
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Sugar is everywhere

polar nexus
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YES

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YES

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YES

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@fading vale

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FINALLY

bitter anvil
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So is above 350 give tier 4 blessing?

exotic portal
bitter anvil
exotic portal
bitter anvil
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What are you saying?

exotic portal
coarse birch
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@royal vortex did you get your duo

bitter anvil
royal vortex
coarse birch
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I gotta try that at some point

long sluice
# minor sage no

What is hitmass exactly? And can that tool show how many targets can cleave?

spare dome
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hitmass is a bacronym of hit many asses

south folio
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hitmass basically determines how much cleave a target will eat

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so let's say we have a horde of poxwalkers, who have 1.5 hitmass

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if you attack them with an attack that has 7.5 cleave, you can hit 7.5/1.5 = 5 poxwalkers at most

coarse birch
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๐Ÿค“

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Ignore i was about to type the same thing

south folio
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a scab rager (or mauler, i forgor) has like 10 hitmass the last time i checked before patch 13, so your attack will stop on the first mauler you hit

south folio
exotic portal
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why you not running punishment talent?

coarse birch
royal vortex
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gameslantern has accurate values for hitmass

south folio
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they bumped up the hitmass of groaners, poxalkers, bruisers, etc. so i'm being cautious

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o shit

vestal peak
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Anyone down for hard mode twins?๐Ÿซ 

coarse birch
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Im surprised

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Ah fair

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I forgor

south folio
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both scab mauler/rager have 10 hitmass

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neat

ripe quest
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I like that the discovery of the Evis' hitmass modifier on the Mk II's H1 was because of ragers

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iirc it's 3x for maniac and 0.75x for flak

south folio
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a very sane, hidden, unexplained property

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i only recognized it cuz i saw tyr's infographic before

ripe quest
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We don't talk about how randomly selected Hsword lights have 10x cleave against carapace

minor sage
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man i can't wait until they remove ammo aura

coarse birch
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im really glad fs explains stuff

minor sage
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and ppl actually have to interact

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with different armor types

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rather than just shoot everything

south folio
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resource management woohoo

tidal berry
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and now I'd like to go on a rant about what is free will if we are too dumb to say no to our impulses but his is zealot chat and I will leave my two brain cells out of it

ripe quest
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totally not

coarse birch
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surely blessings that look good on paper like perfect strike are bad for reasons explained by the game

ripe quest
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Lmao someone in the modding discord is remaking that one banned H1 qq mod

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I don't think they even know

south folio
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surely perfect strike does what the description says it does

coarse birch
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surely the entire idea behind perfect strike is explained in the first place

rose flower
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If going for a one shot THammer build. What perks are best?

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And blessings I suppose

coarse birch
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unyielding/flak thrust/slaught

rose flower
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Thanks

exotic portal
coarse birch
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elites doesnt really hit any BPs nor does anything else

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flak helps with horde clear

sharp zodiac
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Playing zel after playing vet feels like I've been turned into a mindless maniac

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And not in a good way

coarse birch
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i think my favorite thing is still when you check the cleave targets stat

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"how much cleave do i have FS?"
"12.5"

long sluice
coarse birch
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ok thanks

south folio
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some weapons have a "hard limit" in the form of how the damage is distributed across targets

coarse birch
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wait i worded that wrong

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w/e

south folio
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lemme pull up the calculator

coarse birch
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you know what im talking about

spare talon
ripe quest
exotic portal
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flak helps with horde clear, you just don't wanna move.KEKW_ogryn

ripe quest
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+Cleave is still fine since like, stagger is cool.

torn stream
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I've been introducing my friend to the game lately and we finally did our first Heresy match today :)

torn stream
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it was an absolute shitshow, the Psyker couldn't stay alive for more than like 2 seconds at once Lmao

ripe quest
south folio
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i recall somebody being coked up and posting a lot of gifs before
i think messiah might be them

torn stream
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friend was playing a much better Ogryn than the other Ogryn in the party but ofc this was his first time in Heresy, so I ended up basically having to babysit everyone

south folio
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or it might be dough

exotic portal
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R.I.P

frozen glen
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that was messiah

north sedge
south folio
coarse birch
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doughs gifs usually do have some context behind them

north sedge
south folio
north sedge
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coketext

frozen glen
# ripe quest

can you do this tutorial with an fps game playing and some voice commentary on it

coarse birch
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and subway surfers in the corner somewhere

north sedge
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i just really wanna be explicit here and say that stan mixed up jabba the hutt and gandhi

strong grove
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hey everyone. just about to hit 17 on my zelot, is there a best build avaliable i can check out?

frozen glen
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no

frozen glen
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u cant do a full build until you're level 30

strong grove
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yeah i know that, what shoudl i aim for though. or just wait and reset everything

coarse birch
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dont worry too much about it yet

rigid trellis
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wait till 30 before you start investing into builds/weapons

north sedge
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it's ultimately gonna depend on weapon and what skills you want

ripe quest
frozen glen
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can you redo it in notepad and 009 soundscape playing

polar nexus
north sedge
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ascii text art of a bulwark at the top

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and gandhi had a seperate but similar criminal empire on tattooine

south folio
north sedge
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no, the truth is so much better

coarse birch
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i cannot wrap my head around stan

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like i just

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how

south folio
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@ripe quest is each stack of skullcrusher +10% damage? e.g., it stacks up to 80% and not 40%?

north sedge
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he is the personification of Dada. but is not self aware of it

ripe quest
south folio
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HMMMMMMM

coarse birch
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arco what are you cooking

south folio
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alright i'm cooking something in psyker chat (dclaw skullcrusher + blazing spirit trauma)

coarse birch
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josho was using SC claw

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earlier

ripe quest
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skullcrusher go hard

coarse birch
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he said he couldnt really tell if SC did anything meaningful

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it was on zealot

south folio
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i think it might be unironically good with blazing spirit trauma

coarse birch
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but it wasnt bad

ripe quest
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I'm not sure how to feel about it on DClaw since it's a finesse weapon

south folio
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proc skullcrusher with soulblaze when enemies are knocked down

ripe quest
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you want to be hitting enemies so hard they're on the floor

coarse birch
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it is a finesse weapon although it doesnt kill everything it touches + decent enough attack speed you might be able to take advantage

south folio
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shrimply viciously slice them

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it's just that shrimple

spare talon
coarse birch
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arco i just want you to know

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that if i said

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im gonna run VS + SC on dclaw

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you would say im sick in the head

south folio
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yes

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absolutley

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because you're you

coarse birch
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WOW

royal vortex
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skullcrusher/shred is unironically the best way to use skullcrusher if ur not gimping urself with an impact blessing

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because u can do chastise spam

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and stagger stuff

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to proc it

coarse birch
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this is for psyker

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that arco is asking about

royal vortex
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cry

south folio
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imagine playing zealot? cringe

north sedge
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vicious slice is hands down the funniest thing FS has done in this game, still

ripe quest
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@south folio rending or brittle magnifies how strong SC is and they're both debuffs.

maiden path
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where my queens of the stone age fans

ripe quest
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If you managed to apply like Thunderous and SC to a patrol you give some of the most insane BPs to people

south folio
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give dclaw thunderous

south folio
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pwetty pwease

coarse birch
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rending shockwave blazing trauma?????

ripe quest
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not only are you able to use it, other people can too

coarse birch
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actually

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no

royal vortex
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true aim

coarse birch
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we are cooking too hard at that point

royal vortex
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hey i wonder

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actually

ripe quest
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which is why it's kinda funny with the Mk III basher on Ogryn iirc

royal vortex
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if this works

south folio
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unironic true aim + rending shockwave blazing spirit + skullcrusher dclaw

royal vortex
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u guys are about to see the funniest clip ever

south folio
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what

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did you kill mankar agin (point out this typo and i will kill you)

royal vortex
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no

ripe quest
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woohoo

south folio
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hell yeah

coarse birch
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insane value

visual stream
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Have you seen the Nocturne one or whatever

maiden path
exotic portal
visual stream
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Definitely different from the original series

exotic portal
coarse birch
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arco

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if you try that and it works

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let me know

royal vortex
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fk

coarse birch
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however it is a cool build in darktide

ripe quest
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imagine a world where psyker has shotguns right, and then picture man-stopper Assail that gets the benefits of SC

royal vortex
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i was gonna see if rending shockwave would apply to assail

coarse birch
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i lose faith

north sedge
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ok, but have you guys tried flesh tearer lacerate

exotic portal
royal vortex
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it does not

coarse birch
south folio
ripe quest
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use the shout to apply skullcrusher

south folio
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6000000000iq

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holy shi

coarse birch
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hows the damage

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like with dclaw

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once you get that up

visual stream
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Fucked scene tho

exotic portal
ripe quest
south folio
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HMMMMMMM

ripe quest
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you'd need to test it first obv

south folio
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holy shit wildfire distributing soulblaze equally will actually be an advantage

coarse birch
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oh WF

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nvm

polar nexus
coarse birch
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WF is also under the crit aura

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isnt it

ripe quest
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you get stacks applied

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dots are cool because it'll apply max 80% in two ticks

polar nexus
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And what if you use a red stimm that gives rending?

royal vortex
coarse birch
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oh above crit aura

royal vortex
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/smite

coarse birch
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im dumb

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i forgor

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so if you only need 2 ticks

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not running nexus is pretty viable

south folio
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unexpectedly a +80% damage increase is pretty good

polar nexus
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I used it with immonade, it was badish

ripe quest
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the hardest part is getting the enemy staggered. In my mind smth like purge would be really solid for it

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because you'd get an enemy with soulblaze, then swap to your melee weapon for 2 ticks, then back to purge

royal vortex
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am i going to have to run dclaw with my blaze trauma

polar nexus
south folio
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HMMMM PURG

ripe quest
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This is on Psyker

coarse birch
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yeah purge would do really well with it

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one burst and you can swap

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everything has 8 stacks

south folio
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i was thinking of trauma just cuz generalist and crushers

coarse birch
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huge damage increase

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you lose brittleness

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but thats it

ripe quest
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Purge also has the benefit of higher burst dps than Zel's flamer so it'll get the cool

coarse birch
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with SC up

ripe quest
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losing brittle would be rough yeah, depends on what enemies you want to nuke

south folio
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the main problem is that if they're attacking then they're not staggered

coarse birch
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it would still delete elites

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oh fair

south folio
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= skullcrusher damage increase doesn't apply

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dclaw L

bright epoch
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somehow i spawned in alone

coarse birch
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so SC ends when stagger ends

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i take it

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doesnt degrade or anything

south folio
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the debuff itself continues to exist until 5 seconds after the most recent application, but it's only active when the enemy is staggered

ripe quest
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SC will linger but unless the enemy is staggered you don't get the benefit

royal vortex
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it stops working but the stacks are stillt here

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still there.

coarse birch
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ah ok

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hm

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yeah youd lose on crushers

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esp with no rending

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to buff SB

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BB ig

ripe quest
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I kinda want to see if Flamer can do anything funny with SC

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on Zealot

coarse birch
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since its on the way to WF anyway

north sedge
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fan the flames meta

ripe quest
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if only it actually hit bps

coarse birch
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yeah idk how much better this would be than a normal DC build

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but its cool

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and is actually like

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notable damage increase

south folio
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mmm the crusher's stagger immunity period is messing with my plans of using trauma on a skullcrusher-debuffed crusher

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alright purg it is

coarse birch
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so crushers will just be kinda weird

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seems like

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hm

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if only psyker had rending in the tree

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(we need it)

south folio
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TRUUUUUUUUUUE

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we sooooo ned it

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nd

coarse birch
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theres no purg blessings that really help with this it seems

polar nexus
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Does the Kant shotgun and the SC DC work well?

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You have red stimms..

coarse birch
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even if you lose out on crushers it would be juiced vs elites and patrols

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and whatnot

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put SC on deimos ๐Ÿ™‚

rose flower
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More a general question but. If you pick up materials during a mission and lose. Do you still get them

polar nexus
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Yes

coarse birch
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you get the plasteel up to that point ye

rose flower
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Ok. Thanks

coarse birch
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@south folio just out of curiosity suppression doesnt trigger SC for some reason does it

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wouldnt help with crushers

royal vortex
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tangentially related to suppression

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i shot a green gunner point blank with a kant shotgun

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and he didnt get staggered

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but he was suppressed

coarse birch
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lol

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close enough

south folio
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hmmm nah skullcrusher isn't building if an enemy is suppressed and on fire

coarse birch
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ok

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was wondering if you could do some really funky shit with TB

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but nvm

south folio
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๐Ÿ˜”

coarse birch
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still a cool concept though

royal vortex
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the duo run was unsatisfying

coarse birch
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damn

royal vortex
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relay station doesnt seem like a fun monstrous specials map

coarse birch
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like too easy or just not that fun

royal vortex
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it was too easy

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i'll pull up the scoreboard

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like nothin fkin spawned

south folio
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exhil and i should've just been stealth vets so it counted as 4 alive players

royal vortex
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compared to one of our first wipes where the first special wave had 2 green bosses

coarse birch
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monstrosity maelstrom is really inconsistent yeah

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sadly

minor sage
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It was kinda mediocre

royal vortex
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i did get a really insane clip of the slots system

coarse birch
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also @ripe quest when did you wanna do the grey weapons run

royal vortex
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where i wanted to kill a crusher but i had 3 hp and no until death

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and the poxwalkers took up all the slots

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so i just stared him down

south folio
coarse birch
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cool stuff loses yet again

royal vortex
ripe quest
coarse birch
minor sage
coarse birch
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yeah thats

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underwhelming

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literally just a normal game but

minor sage
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And i actually thought it wouldn't be completely useless

coarse birch
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2 people

royal vortex
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reg hishock where 2 ppl left at the end

south folio
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and relay station being one of the shorter maps

coarse birch
coarse birch
ripe quest
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I think it'd be best with all 4 people.

south folio
coarse birch
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thats what i figured lol

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ascension riser duo would probably be ultra cringe

ripe quest
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I wouldn't want to roll into a pub or a private duo with white items lol

spare dome
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grey weapon ascension riser sounds awful

royal vortex
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probs gonna try to get a torrent map like vigil station oblivium

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before trying it again

coarse birch
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oh i was talking for duo maelstrom

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on ascension

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which would also be awful

south folio
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god why is dclaw's strikedown heavy like 66% against flak

coarse birch
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dclaw hates flak

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i do not know why

spare dome
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isnt it awful?

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so close to 69%

coarse birch
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i be clearing the shit out of a horde

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then boom a single flak helmet

south folio
#

with skullcrusher I can PA->heavy to kill a dreg gunner
but i have to do it twice for a scab gunner

coarse birch
#

is this mk7

south folio
#

mk4

coarse birch
#

ah

#

only asked cause you mentioned PA

south folio
#

i am not based mk7 user

coarse birch
#

could have stopped at based

ripe quest
#

the only thing that makes me sad about SC on Psyker is a lack of a fast No Respite weapon

coarse birch
#

one day

#

we will get shotgun

spare dome
#

pls

south folio
#

deranged no respite + skullcrusher

#

does psyker have any no respite weapons?

coarse birch
#

i actually want brauto

ripe quest
#

lasguns

spare dome
#

HHs

coarse birch
#

HH

south folio
#

ah right

coarse birch
#

but not quick

spare dome
#

thats why you surge

ripe quest
ripe quest
coarse birch
#

does it do the same thing if you dont have SC on that hammer

ripe quest
#

I shall check

sharp zodiac
#

Gotta work on my defensive skills

#

Got my offense down

coarse birch
#

i just hit space bar like a maniac

#

works everytime

sharp zodiac
#

I'm talking strive talk

coarse birch
#

oh

#

my bad

#

yeah thats common

#

most people get offense down first

sharp zodiac
#

You are safe from the wrath of 10,000 potemkins

coarse birch
#

in my defense

#

its the darktide discord

sharp zodiac
#

And I'm your mother

royal vortex
#

thanks melk

coarse birch
#

and you have no prior context

sharp zodiac
#

Should've been more specific I should've

coarse birch
sharp zodiac
#

Nothing

ripe quest
coarse birch
#

cool

ripe quest
#

huge damage which is very cool

coarse birch
#

are you playing baiken

#

luna

royal vortex
#

this is awful

ripe quest
#

actually surpassing bugged rampage numbers with this one

royal vortex
#

why is video game

coarse birch
#

what are you testing

royal vortex
#

i am in pain

ripe quest
#

ironhelm probs

royal vortex
#

why would they let this work

#

how could they

sharp zodiac
#

But I keep going in and out between characters

ripe quest
#

does crab know about this stuff yet?

coarse birch
#

id assume hes aware?

#

i think he knows SC well

royal vortex
#

no idea

ripe quest
#

I would imagine he knows yeah

coarse birch
#

but i dont have the connections

coarse birch
ripe quest
#

Chances are there are some nutty things on Ogryn too

sharp zodiac
#

I missed the giant floating swords

coarse birch
#

commiting warcrimes against your opponents i see

#

i approve

ripe quest
#

oh Paul has the old CC AoE and skullcrusher

coarse birch
#

damn

#

i forgot that weapon existed

ripe quest
#

willing to bet Paul + Achlys would obliterate something

coarse birch
#

yeah probs

ripe quest
#

OHHH BOX

#

box is probs goated

#

with a Skullcrusher weapon

south folio
#

cooking cooking

sharp zodiac
#

Cooking with Jack

#

Who's? Jack

#

The orphan I found outside my houZ

coarse birch
#

What are you cooking

hushed knoll
sharp zodiac
#

Meth

hushed knoll
#

What are we making together Arco

coarse birch
sharp zodiac
#

Dresser

#

And I

#

Are cooking

south folio
coarse birch
#

Luna are you ok your doing a lot of cooking with random people

sharp zodiac
#

Lemon

hushed knoll
sharp zodiac
#

I'm gonna call you Lemon now

south folio
coarse birch
#

Im lemon now

hushed knoll
#

A slight smile is not an answer ๐Ÿ˜ 

sharp zodiac
#

It just came to me

hushed knoll
sharp zodiac
#

Reminds me of a friend I had nicknamed lemon

coarse birch
#

I will add it to my list of names

sharp zodiac
#

The lemon..fuck what's that word

hushed knoll
#

If you canโ€™t admit youโ€™re Luigi then you canโ€™t say youโ€™re lemon

coarse birch
#

Hey lunas the one who said im lemon

sharp zodiac
#

Inheritance

#

Yeah

#

That's it

royal vortex
#

the lemon inheritance

coarse birch
#

Also how am i luigi stan

ripe quest
coarse birch
#

I am honored to have inherented lemon

royal vortex
#

do it with taunt

#

hit it with a light attack to proc soften them up

ripe quest
#

I'll try that yeah

royal vortex
#

also u can stagger bosses with rocks

coarse birch
#

You guys are making me want to try shovel ogryn

#

I only didnt cause i ran out of material's to make that dumb shovel

royal vortex
#

imagine not having saved up 135k plasteel pre-pt 2 carnival

ripe quest
#

I used box for a delayed stagger

royal vortex
#

u should be able to time it to get the skullcrusher stacks anyways

ripe quest
#

I can kinda see a timing thing yeah

royal vortex
#

or just throw a box and then hit taunt

coarse birch
#

Or i can just make the mk5

#

What's the diff between ogryn shovels anyway other than moveset

royal vortex
#

moveset

coarse birch
#

Lol

heavy arch
#

bruh got hyped i thought there was some new patch today bc of the loading screen

#

then i read the text

coarse birch
#

Maybe ill just make mk5 then

#

And save mk19 suffering

royal vortex
#

the mk5 is easier

frozen glen
#

theyre both easy

#

ogryn weapons are easy

coarse birch
#

Its ogryn

frozen glen
#

ogryn is easy

coarse birch
#

So i assumed so

frozen glen
#

its baby mode

#

for a baby like josho

coarse birch
#

I dont play ogryn for that reason

#

But i do wanna try the shovels

frozen glen
#

if you want to be a really manly man with a lot of insecurities and bottles up their emotions you play sapper shovel vet

coarse birch
#

I have tried shovel vet

ripe quest
#

I am not skilled with Ogryn lol

frozen glen
#

god why is your plogryn OILED UP

#

ew

royal vortex
#

damn

coarse birch
#

I wasnt sure if you were gonna say ew or something else

ripe quest
#

idk doing like 13k is kinda odd to see on Ogryn

#

imagine that on thammer

royal vortex
#

i am uploading the clip where i spend a full fucking minute in a corner because i have 3 hp and theres a million bruisers

#

and i cannot kill the crusher

#

because it won't move forward

#

because of slots

#

and its just chillin there

#

lookin at me

frozen glen
#

does thammer have skullcrusher

#

holy shit it does

royal vortex
#

thammer has style

spare talon
#

ive already learned to play with it in mind, i just dont actively think about it

#

especially since only like 3 people here have ever mentioned it

ripe quest
royal vortex
#

ok but now do it while hitting a bulwark's head from the front for swag points

spare dome
#

you gotta 360 between each swap too

long sluice
ripe quest
#

custom made one using HUDtweaker

long sluice
#

Looks nice, ui tweaker on player frame to remove all background etc and you move hp and toughness text location.

hushed knoll
#

Exhillious why are you not in bedge

ripe quest
#

Stan what time do you think it is for me rn

hushed knoll
#

Idk

#

Are you Croatian

coarse birch
#

Bruh

ripe quest
#

no

hushed knoll
#

Oh

#

Is it 10:22

frozen glen
#

he's from bulging

ripe quest
#

no

hushed knoll
#

Is it 9:22

ripe quest
#

no

hushed knoll
#

Is it 8:22

ripe quest
#

stan you're not even close

hushed knoll
#

Is it 7:22

hushed knoll
#

Is it 4:22am

coarse birch
#

24 guesses later

ripe quest
#

a broken clock is right once a day

#

digital

royal vortex
#

is it 11:25

hushed knoll
#

WHAT TIME IS IT

ripe quest
#

stan what time is it for you

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

Exhillious I thought you were Croatian or American

hushed knoll
ripe quest
#

now you know what time it is

hushed knoll
#

No I meant for you

#

What time is it for you

#

Are you a witch or a vegan

frozen glen
#

its 17:25 for him

#

26

hushed knoll
#

How

frozen glen
#

timezones

ripe quest
frozen glen
#

u dont know that

maiden path
#

gummy bears

royal vortex
#

13 am. final answer.

median steeple
#

2

ripe quest
frozen glen
#

yea i do

#

i just said it

ripe quest
hushed knoll
#

Are you in Hawaii

ripe quest
#

no

hushed knoll
#

That's the only way it's 5:27

ripe quest
#

it's not 5pm for me rn stan

hushed knoll
#

WHAT TIME IS IT FOR YOU

frozen glen
#

lunch time

ripe quest
#

you'll understand one day stan

hushed knoll
#

Are you in Australia

ripe quest
#

stan you've heard me talk

hushed knoll
#

I know

median steeple
#

Give him a min he's thinking real hard

hushed knoll
#

Is it obvious

iron seal
#

Finally got headtaker on chaxe.

#

Those things any good at killing hordes compared to an antax with Brumo or nah

royal vortex
ripe quest
hushed knoll
frozen glen
#

3 klicks

frozen glen
#

so like 3 kilometers away

maiden path
hushed knoll
#

That makes no sense

coarse birch
#

But still fine at it

iron seal
coarse birch
#

Esp mk4

frozen glen
#

1.86 miles for you stan

hushed knoll
#

He said he's not in my Timothy

#

Timezone

maiden path
royal vortex
#

3 clicks stan

zinc talon
hushed knoll
#

Josho please help me

coarse birch
#

3 clicks stan

royal vortex
#

click ur heels 3 times and wish to know exhilious' time zone

royal vortex
#

he gave you a hint

zinc talon
royal vortex
#

figure it out

hushed knoll
#

I'm not fucking yellow brick road crystal shoes hirl

#

Girl

zinc talon
#

poor timothy is traumatized enough as is

hushed knoll
ripe quest
#

3 clicks stan

frozen glen
#

its on exhils profile he has 1015 hours on darktide

zinc talon
#

speaking of trauma

frozen glen
#

which means its 10:15 for him rn

zinc talon
#

and giving it to people

hushed knoll
ripe quest
#

what can you click 3 times for more information about me stan

#

just in general

coarse birch
#

3 clicks stan

zinc talon
hushed knoll
#

I HAVE NO IDEA

median steeple
royal vortex
#

what do you think would tell you

#

in a succession of 3 clicks

hushed knoll
#

I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED

royal vortex
#

i can't tell you, it's not my palce

#

L

hushed knoll
#

Are you fucking with me

ripe quest
#

stan I'll give you a hint, you click on my profile at least once in the sequence of the 3 clicks

royal vortex
#

im not fucking with you

#

i figured it out

#

i know what his time zone is

fading vale
#

are you from the isle of man

zinc talon
#

three clicks

#

wait

#

that does the opposite

hushed knoll
#

What

royal vortex
#

we're in 83 year old mode

fleet zealot
ripe quest
hushed knoll
#

HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT

frozen glen
#

an island full of men

ripe quest
#

3 clicks stan

hushed knoll
#

Exhillious

#

Please tell me

ripe quest
#

mhm

#

no

royal vortex
#

stan you're not trying

hushed knoll
#

what 3 clicks means

#

I clicked on your profile

ripe quest
#

click my profile again

frozen glen
#

trial and error stanthony

ripe quest
#

then click it

#

then click my other profile

north sedge
median steeple
#

This has been amazing

coarse birch
#

stans going to explode

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

Is it 3:36am

coarse birch
#

we were made aware

#

actually

ripe quest
#

riddle the clicks three, there your information may be

north sedge
#

Some have seen enlightenment

ripe quest
#

cmon stan

royal vortex
#

this is cruel

hushed knoll
#

IT SAYS AISLE OF MAN

#

UK IS 5 HOURS

#

3:37am

#

ISLE

ripe quest
#

incredible

#

he found it out

royal vortex
#

ISLE.

ripe quest
#

(don't tell him it's fake he'll explode)

hushed knoll
#

Why did you say cmon when I was right

fading vale
hushed knoll
#

๐Ÿ˜’

median steeple
#

Clean up on aisle man

frozen glen
#

power tools

hushed knoll
#

You don't sound UKian at all

rigid trellis
#

ukian

royal vortex
#

"UKian"?

fading vale
#

UKian

vocal pulsar
#

Ukian

coarse birch
#

Ukian

ripe quest
#

Stan do you think that I am from the UK

hushed knoll
#

No

coarse birch
#

then why did you

ripe quest
median steeple
#

Back to square one

hushed knoll
#

You're implying you're not

coarse birch
#

stan i think its time for you to go to bed

hushed knoll
#

I will go to bog once the mist ob has been found

#

Bed

#

Mystery

#

Found out

vocal pulsar
#

.

fading vale
#

I will go to bog

coarse birch
#

when the mist ob

vocal pulsar
hushed knoll
#

You can't inherit lemons either

fading vale
royal vortex
#

the mist ob

hushed knoll
#

Mystery are you from Croatia

coarse birch
#

no stan

hushed knoll
#

Someone here is slavic

royal vortex
#

IT COULD BE YOU

coarse birch
#

stan you have heard me speak

royal vortex
#

IT COULD BE ME

#

IT COULD EVEN BE

vocal pulsar
ripe quest
#

stan what does this say
<t:1706672400>

vocal pulsar
#

@royal vortex

coarse birch
#

stans slavic sensor is going off

hushed knoll
#

I can taste the soil to find out

royal vortex
hushed knoll
ripe quest
#

your answer lays infront of you

hushed knoll
#

YOU SAID IT WASN'T

royal vortex
#

don't believe him

hushed knoll
#

IN THE BEGINNING

#

I LEGIT SAID

median steeple
royal vortex
#

that's set to read whatever your local time is

obsidian prairie
#

Its 7:40 for me if that helps

hushed knoll
#

IS IT 10 SOMETHING

royal vortex
#

he's trying to trick you

ripe quest
hushed knoll
#

Exhillious

#

You beed to be put in a time out room

median steeple
#

Exhil is a torturing trying new methods

vocal pulsar
#

Beed

coarse birch
#

how is that what you type right

#

beed

ripe quest
hushed knoll
#

I've already called him exhale based

#

Race

coarse birch
#

truye

royal vortex
#

exhale based

coarse birch
#

i do remember that

ripe quest
#

exhale based

hushed knoll
ripe quest
#

we ball

hushed knoll
#

You are not basil

#

Bare

#

Bare

ripe quest
#

exhale basil

hushed knoll
#

Fuck me

ripe quest
#

bare

hushed knoll
#

Based

junior vortex
#

I'm not adapted to my new build.

coarse birch
#

im not sure stan is either

junior vortex
#

It's good just.

#

A skill issue.

frozen glen
#

little bit of technical difficulties in zealot chat

vocal pulsar
#

I don't know how Stan has 'made it' to adulthood

coarse birch
#

i often ask this

hushed knoll
#

I have a stable career blobhammer

median steeple
#

Hmmmmm

junior vortex
#

What is your job?

hushed knoll
#

(the answer is tears, therapy, lots of medication, and being stubborn)

#

I am a high school teacher

median steeple
#

How

royal vortex
#

he made it too real i can't be mean

junior vortex
#

Teachers are underpaid.

#

Are you sure about that?

royal vortex
#

he has warded me off

median steeple
hushed knoll
#

I am definitely not underpaid

frozen glen
#

stan is teaching the skibidi toilets ๐Ÿ˜ญ

median steeple
#

Living the high life

junior vortex
#

Seems very stable dealing with dumb children.

hushed knoll
#

I live in a high paying area

#

I am lucky

junior vortex
#

My high-school was terrible kids broke bathrooms.

vocal pulsar
#

I should be paid more

hushed knoll
#

I did claw my way into my position though

royal vortex
#

what does that mean

hushed knoll
#

You should Mankar

royal vortex
#

did you kill someone

junior vortex
#

I mean most teachers just seem cranky especially the language ones.

#

Like I get kids are stressful

hushed knoll
royal vortex
#

i see

fading vale
median steeple
#

He has a trial by combat every year and he must win

hushed knoll
junior vortex
#

To be honest cranky teachers are only like 2 I can see.

#

Most of my teachers were fine but the administration sucked.

hushed knoll
#

I love my school and my Jake

#

Job

ripe quest
#

y'know stan for being a teacher you're kinda rough with telling the time

fading vale
#

I had a teacher who would wear short leather skirts with long leather boots and she was a bitch

vocal pulsar
ripe quest
#

i jest