zealot-class

[coarse birch]

you only have one change

you swapped to uncanny

[flint birch]

oh right..

[coarse birch]

otherwise yes

[desert anvil]

Anyone know what kind of voice mod this mask gives you?

[coarse birch]

none

p sure its just the normal voice

if i am remembering correctly

[desert anvil]

😦

[sharp zodiac]

Makes you look like a fat pyro

[coarse birch]

rude

[sharp zodiac]

Oh come on look hard enough

You'll see it

[coarse birch]

i bought it

i see it everyday

[royal vortex]

just encountered another one of those knife zealots

[coarse birch]

you knew i was struggling and didnt even ask to play

smhmh

[royal vortex]

dude would ping himself every time he got disabled

u said u stopped

mf

[vocal pulsar]

most zealots who pick up knife, knowing about the reputation, think they will be different from the rest

but they very rarely are

[coarse birch]

i lied

[frank night]

u must ask to join the band of thebes

[royal vortex]

he ran ahead during a bon spawn, got downed, and then i asked him if he was mentally challenged

no response

he kept pinging when he got disabled so i'd walk up and just look at him

then ignore it

[coarse birch]

oh was i invisible

my bad

[south folio]

do u guys have a spot

[fading vale]

excuse me I have a 96% auric winrate with fleshtearer and lacerate

[royal vortex]

we do

[vocal pulsar]

for anyone but you

[south folio]

i'm coming to stab you

[vocal pulsar]

strike team 50

[fading vale]

stop being AINL

[south folio]

lazorr

[fading vale]

Arcotash

[vocal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

[sharp zodiac]

Thebes

[frank night]

bon soir

[royal vortex]

@coarse birch @south folio we are in strike team 50

[vocal pulsar]

@south folio strike team 50 @coarse birch

[frank night]

some say

strike team 50

[coarse birch]

i gotta go to class 😭

[frank night]

@coarse birch @south folio

[sharp zodiac]

49

[coarse birch]

ill be on in an hour or so

[ripe quest]

lmao

[royal vortex]

murder

[vocal pulsar]

LMFOA THIS DUDE ACTUALLY WANNA LEARN

another nerd like arco

[fading vale]

@royal vortex strike team 50

[vocal pulsar]

cringe

[frank night]

ok

(strike team 50)

[sharp zodiac]

Ko

[royal vortex]

@fading vale strike team 50

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[fading vale]

I just had some hibachi chicken so idk

[coarse birch]

unfort

im better than arco though

[frank night]

I will invite myself

it is me

[royal vortex]

i was going to ask if u wanted to play mittins

because i say u

saw

[ripe quest]

strike team stopped looking like a real word

[royal vortex]

not say

i do not speak mittins

[coarse birch]

i think arco actually absorbs info

[sharp zodiac]

When the uncle wants to play

[south folio]

both of the people here whose names start with "m" can kindly die

[coarse birch]

arco

[fading vale]

just remember

Arco Is Not Latino

[frank night]

maybe this will be another occasion upon which arco explodes four times

[south folio]

i'm playing vet bitch

[coarse birch]

i will wipe any semblence of your existence off the face of the map

[sharp zodiac]

Why 4

You blew me up 10 times why does he get 4

[coarse birch]

do you play with us luna

[frank night]

because arco blows himself up

[fading vale]

just barrel arco and josho the whole game

[coarse birch]

i feel bad

[sharp zodiac]

I would

But I'm at the dentist

[coarse birch]

i also wasnt sure how the ping was

[sharp zodiac]

Just got my braces off and now I'm getting my teeth cleaned

[coarse birch]

like right now

and you can still use your phone

[frank night]

put ur fkn phone down then

u gremlin

[north sedge]

AINL

[sharp zodiac]

It's not my turn

My brother is first

I am next

[coarse birch]

ah

i was gonna say

its like that guy who was texting me while on a date like brother

put your phone down 😭

[fading vale]

smh socialized health care be like

[sharp zodiac]

He's only doing it because he's dating that lady who looks like my mom

No seriously that scares me

[ripe quest]

Jumpscare

[sharp zodiac]

AURIC CLASS AGENT

[ripe quest]

Why are they yelling it

[coarse birch]

AURIC CLASS AGENT

[sharp zodiac]

He's the real deal

[ripe quest]

It's him, John Auric

[sharp zodiac]

Columnus

Shout

Powersword

[fading vale]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-look-john117-master-chief-pablo-schreiber-halo-gif-25609735

[sharp zodiac]

That show angers my forehead

HRRRNNNG

[ripe quest]

Why does he look like boiled mashed potatoes

[coarse birch]

why your forehead

[sharp zodiac]

Because my eyes are already mad

[fading vale]

Stan thinks he is omega hot so

[coarse birch]

i def imagine luna typing extra angerly when typing hrrrng

like

[sharp zodiac]

Also why the fuck did my headphones go down to 80 the back up to 90

[coarse birch]

actually shaking in anger

[ripe quest]

The keys would break lmao

[coarse birch]

was it cause you were squeezing your phone

in rage

and you hit the volume thing

[fading vale]

batteries are weird idk, unless you mean volume

[copper hawk]

Ur stimky

[sharp zodiac]

Protein goo

[sharp zodiac]

What a weirdo

[coarse birch]

did you type out something meaner than that and then go back

[copper hawk]

Sayz U!!!

Ur FREMCH

[coarse birch]

that took a while for you to type

[coarse birch]

there we go

[coarse birch]

thanks for your honesty

dude i love black tar iran

[fading vale]

dude update tomorrow right

[sharp zodiac]

Black tar Iran

Can't believe he ran from black tar

[sharp zodiac]

No it's spelled gengar

[coarse birch]

i think its gengar

[copper hawk]

Master friec

[coarse birch]

actually

[copper hawk]

Frief

[sharp zodiac]

Grief

[coarse birch]

brief

[fading vale]

Fief

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/zangief-street-fighter-sf6-street_fighter_6-face-gif-27606430

[fading vale]

I was waiting to type Zangief

[sharp zodiac]

This is someone's fetish probably

[spare dome]

'Someone'?

It's called Grindr

[sharp zodiac]

I meant being eaten not that one

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/zangief-glasses-bouncing-street-fighter-6-costume-3-gif-77277338654356730

[copper hawk]

Grindr backwardz is Gengar

[coarse birch]

being eaten is an entire fetish yeah

[spare dome]

holy shit

[coarse birch]

you just gonna leave us hanging

[copper hawk]

Gonna leave u like this

(And take the house n kidz)

[coarse birch]

uncalled for aggression

[coarse birch]

also what happened to leis

i havent seen them in forever

[sharp zodiac]

I replaced them

[coarse birch]

ah

[dark zealot]

replace?

[spare dome]

damn synths

[coarse birch]

is this like the thing where one of us is just taking over other peoples discord accounts

and we dont know who yet

well ig luna just admitted to it lol

[ripe quest]

I've been hinting at that for months

[hushed knoll]

You can’t do this to @lusty turtle

WTF

He always posts allergies in a detective suit

Alligators

[gray ice]

allergies in a detective suit

what does that look like

[north sedge]

Lol

[hushed knoll]

Vine One Lime sounds like a cancer activist Organisation

Like what they would chant at their events after a speech

[gray ice]

it reminds me of an old defunct torrenting site

[hushed knoll]

And then everyone walks around a track to raise money

[gray ice]

like limewire

[lusty turtle]

[hushed knoll]

Hi Shelly

Smelly

Dammit

[coarse birch]

yeah it def sounds like a torrenting site

[gray ice]

that was on purpose

[lusty turtle]

rude

[north sedge]

Wow

Shelly smelly

[hushed knoll]

SKELLY

THE FUCK

[coarse birch]

so rude stan

[ripe quest]

Sorry didn't mean to put a video of your head getting exploded

[north sedge]

Btw stan thinks these are both ryan reynolds

[gray ice]

stan's been on a roll today

[gray ice]

that's the 3rd one

[lusty turtle]

god i wish that was me

[south folio]

soooo true

[hushed knoll]

Hi man make and Arco

Mankar

[coarse birch]

manmake

[north sedge]

Man make

[hushed knoll]

Can’t type fucking one handed

[coarse birch]

😳

[north sedge]

You can't type two handed either

[gray ice]

at least arco escaped

this 7 lane pileup

[hushed knoll]

His name is Doughy Katie Bell Archie

[ripe quest]

For a second I thought this was a subtle drop that like Mankar or smth was alpharad I got so confused.

[coarse birch]

seems this is common for him

[hushed knoll]

Why did you name yourself Mysteric wtf

What’s alpharad

[coarse birch]

because you called me that

like the youtuber?

[hushed knoll]

I have a friend named Mysteric

[ripe quest]

A being beyond your understanding Mr. Teacher.

[hushed knoll]

You can’t be him

[coarse birch]

well then dont call me him

[hushed knoll]

Tf is that supposed to mean

[ripe quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728174260878704643/1178364672756437022/salvatory_ogryn.gif

[hushed knoll]

You’re gonna make me think I’m in another server and then I’m gonna say something out of place and dough is going to screenshot it and use it out of Colombia against me

[solar gorge]

devastating low kick

[hushed knoll]

Context

[coarse birch]

colombia

[vocal pulsar]

Colombia

[fading vale]

out of Colombia

[north sedge]

Out of Colombia for sure

[hushed knoll]

Context

[ripe quest]

Out of Colombia Compilation (Food edition)

[gray ice]

straight outta colombia

[north sedge]

So stan, which one is Ryan reynolds

[fading vale]

Dough is running to the airport rn

[coarse birch]

this cant be a real question

[fading vale]

you would be surprised

[north sedge]

It is real

[fading vale]

or not

[coarse birch]

ryan reynolds is on the tv

every 5 commercials

[north sedge]

Stan is face blind

[south folio]

rey ryanolds

[fading vale]

Stan has face blindness

[gray ice]

ryan reynolds is clearly on the right

[fading vale]

and also sound blindness

[gray ice]

he starred in the hit movie alivepool

[solar gorge]

oh so that's who he is

[north sedge]

There's a reason i made these

[hushed knoll]

The left obviously

[hushed knoll]

YOU ARE SO FUCKING SASSY

[north sedge]

Ok, now is the one on the right the same person

[hushed knoll]

NO

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-sassy-molassy-gif-25074369

[hushed knoll]

He wouldn't be wtf

[hushed knoll]

What

I have perfect pitch

[north sedge]

Ok is ray romano from mumbai

[coarse birch]

thats tone deaf stan

[hushed knoll]

How can I have perfect patch and have sound blindness

Pitch

[fading vale]

ok tell me the difference between Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, and Bob Dylan

[hushed knoll]

Fuck me

They all have the same name

[ripe quest]

Which one is Will Ferrell

[coarse birch]

ah yes

[south folio]

STAAAAAAN

[royal vortex]

STAAAAAAN

[south folio]

josho shut up

[coarse birch]

STAAAAAAN

[hushed knoll]

One of them sang piano man

[south folio]

mysteric shut up

[hushed knoll]

Bruce Springsteen sung we didn't start the fire or something

[royal vortex]

did someone hit you on the head with a frying pan

[hushed knoll]

No

[royal vortex]

hmmmm

[coarse birch]

0% chance he gets this right

[hushed knoll]

The left

Aren't they the same person

Or is the right one Jeremy Renner

[gray ice]

[hushed knoll]

DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK

[ripe quest]

I cannot believe I found a weakness of Stans

[north sedge]

Just one?

[hushed knoll]

Are they both Will Smith

I mean Ferrel

Jfc

[north sedge]

Lol

[royal vortex]

HE DID IT AGAIN

[hushed knoll]

STOP

[coarse birch]

jesus stan

[fading vale]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-room-empty-alone-will-s-mith-gif-11321840

[hushed knoll]

You are literally putting these in my mouth

[dark zealot]

there is an imposter among us

[hushed knoll]

You are confusing me and then setting me up

[coarse birch]

we did not set you up to say will smith

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-you-have-done-that-yourself-obi-wan-gif-17550711

[ripe quest]

Which one is Matt Damon

[dark zealot]

cmon thats an easy one

[coarse birch]

its stan

[north sedge]

He thought Christopher nolan played superman in the 70s movies

[median steeple]

ok i know which one is matt but why do they look so similar

were they made from the same tube?

[dark zealot]

yes

[ripe quest]

I always like this one

[copper hawk]

@median steeple

[median steeple]

yarp

[dark zealot]

why them two though?

[ripe quest]

Even normal people get them mixed up, esp when they're on a set in makeup

[fading vale]

when I think about lord of the rings the only thing I can think about is Sam and frodo saying eachothers names when frodo wakes up in elf bed

[dark zealot]

how? the one on the right is very small havenr you seen the airline ads?

[median steeple]

omfg im so tired I thought Elijah was fucking toby

[fading vale]

well that and Sam being a bitch believing Gollum and them having a pissy fight on the mountain

[coarse birch]

i never saw lotr

[fading vale]

I mean frodo believing

[dark zealot]

so im not alone, good

[gray ice]

kill the heretic

[coarse birch]

i played the shadow of mordor games

thats it tho

[median steeple]

great games

[north sedge]

Well, fix that

[median steeple]

love em

also watch lotr

[ripe quest]

I watched the entire set of movies like 5 times at this point

[hushed knoll]

Left of course, wtf

[gray ice]

1st one was good, didn't care quite as much for the 2nd mordor game, still alright tho

[ripe quest]

stan

[north sedge]

Hahah

[coarse birch]

stan

[median steeple]

take the 11 hour journey

[gray ice]

[fading vale]

ok that reply can't be real

[hushed knoll]

Wait

Are they both Matt Damon

[coarse birch]

STAN

[gray ice]

my chest

[north sedge]

It's always real

[coarse birch]

why do you think we are gaslighting you all the time

[fading vale]

Face blindness

[median steeple]

thats an inventor stan

[coarse birch]

into it being 2 of the same actor

[hushed knoll]

WHO IS THE ONE ON THE LEFT

Oh God

Is that musk

Why is musk hot

[median steeple]

NO

[ripe quest]

WHAT

[fading vale]

Marky mark

[coarse birch]

WHATTTT

[hushed knoll]

Oh

[median steeple]

OMG

[hushed knoll]

OHHHH

I FORGOT ABOUT WHALGERG

[hushed knoll]

I WAS THINKING BOSTON

[dark zealot]

no thats Mr Jaeger

[ripe quest]

whalgerg

[gray ice]

marky whalgerg

i propose a petition

[sharp zodiac]

There we go

[north sedge]

What does musk have to do with boston

[sharp zodiac]

Wow it's cold

[hushed knoll]

Why did you say one was an inventor

You made me think he was mix

Musk

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-nitro-zeus-thank-megatron-im-free-at-last-free-at-last-freedom-gif-24230415

[dark zealot]

he played one in transformers

[hushed knoll]

Do I look like a weeb to you

[median steeple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX7XiJwkl6A

[coarse birch]

the movies stan

[north sedge]

Musk isn't an inventor either

[hushed knoll]

Oh fuck I'm thinking Gundam

[median steeple]

no way

[hushed knoll]

You guys got me so mixed up

[north sedge]

Ok stan who's who

[gray ice]

we did nothing

this is all you buddy

[dark zealot]

a texan inventor called Cade Yeager

[sharp zodiac]

Moments before being killed in the very first fight

[median steeple]

hold on

[coarse birch]

wow spoilers

[hushed knoll]

Daniel Radcliffe on the left and Jeremy Frodo something on the right

[median steeple]

does anyone have the funny ass gif of the old dude

[hushed knoll]

Idk his name

[median steeple]

geremy

[sharp zodiac]

The guy with the old ass tank?

[ripe quest]

Jeremy Frodo

[north sedge]

Jeremy frodo

[gray ice]

Jeremy frodo

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/megatron-megatron-transformers-transformers-transformers-the-last-knight-the-last-knight-gif-24922326

[sharp zodiac]

Yep

[gray ice]

from the hit movie king of the ring

[sharp zodiac]

Why is it played out like that

[north sedge]

Well that's the closest he's been to correct

[median steeple]

idk but its hilarious

[hushed knoll]

Wait

[coarse birch]

i dont think ive seen the newer transformers movies

[hushed knoll]

Michael Sam isn't Frodo right

[coarse birch]

just like the first 3

[hushed knoll]

What's that guy's name

[north sedge]

Michael Sam?

[gray ice]

so the only decent ones

[median steeple]

the first 3 are great but dont watch the last ones in the bay series

[gray ice]

you're not missing anything

[coarse birch]

yeah lol

i liked one

[hushed knoll]

What's that actor's name

[north sedge]

Who the fuck is Michael Sam

[median steeple]

very um

[coarse birch]

the other 2 were mid for me

[spare dome]

Elijah Wouldjablowme

[median steeple]

questionable things in them

[fading vale]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-sam-crying-gif-10990057

[dark zealot]

old guy stopped caring, decided to tank a shot from big M, and given his body is intact, he kinda won

[hushed knoll]

Watashi wa not a weeb desu

Oh Elijah cream

Wood

Is he actually small irl

[dark zealot]

yes

[gray ice]

Elijah cream

[coarse birch]

elijah cream

bruh

[median steeple]

mr cream

help pleas

[dark zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/whoops-spykids3d-elijahwood-theguy-gif-4682531

[hushed knoll]

WAIT HE WAS THE KID IN SPY KIDS???

[dark zealot]

his best role

[dark zealot]

not the kid

he was the guy

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/swiss-army-man-swim-gif-10848931

[hushed knoll]

Shape of Water?

[north sedge]

What

[dark zealot]

you dont remember the guy?

[coarse birch]

huh'

[dark zealot]

the ultimate gamer

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-hey-ski-swiss-army-gif-13325772

[hushed knoll]

Godf dammit my apple witch charger

[acoustic dune]

harry potter?

[hushed knoll]

Fucking tangled

Watch

[acoustic dune]

with the power of farts???

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-spin-spinning-right-round-gif-26206302

[hushed knoll]

Is that David Hasslehof

[acoustic dune]

fart us to safety harry potter

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/disgusting-swiss-army-man-swiss-army-penis-trap-gif-19120423

[acoustic dune]

its harry potter

[hushed knoll]

[north sedge]

What the fuck

[acoustic dune]

you stinker

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/david-hasselhoff-david-hasselhoff-spongebob-david-hasselhoff-swimming-swimming-gif-11802246174117885295

[hushed knoll]

Idfk

Oh there

[acoustic dune]

also if i remenber isnt that swiss army man

[north sedge]

Yes

[dark zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/david-hasselhoff-spongebob-who-said-anything-about-floating-floating-gif-17328157869067024722

[acoustic dune]

where it start off with harry potter hanging from a tree

[north sedge]

Yea he's a dead guy

[acoustic dune]

and karate chop things

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/swissarmyman-swiss-army-man-gif-19090020

[acoustic dune]

i fucking love how at the end he just leave via fart jet

after finishing his jobs

[dark zealot]

least useful psyker

[north sedge]

It's a wild movie

[acoustic dune]

i need to watch cocaine bear

[dark zealot]

drugs?

[acoustic dune]

no

bears

[dark zealot]

even better

bears are cool

[acoustic dune]

cocaine bear

[karmic sparrow]

How do I push this?

[acoustic dune]

bear on cocaine

[sharp zodiac]

Yes

[median steeple]

stun nades

[acoustic dune]

whike doging

[acoustic dune]

zealot

[coarse birch]

go around or ping a sniper and dash

[north sedge]

Oh also before i forget, stan mixed up eric clapton and jimi hendrix

[dark zealot]

cocaine bear?

[coarse birch]

you can get around in the hallway to your right as well

[median steeple]

guns akimbo

[acoustic dune]

no thats with the spycho girl

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/oceans12-laser-dance-scene-heist-cat-burglar-avoiding-lasers-gif-11741206

[dark zealot]

akimbo guns in darktide when?

[golden oar]

or you flank like me, his teammate and kill like 10 of them

[acoustic dune]

isnt that the ground hog assassin movie?

[golden oar]

the veteran needs to teach the zealot some strategy

some tactics

[north sedge]

Dunno

[acoustic dune]

commit to the zealot

run in

doge

kill

[hushed knoll]

the fuck is this

[acoustic dune]

its harry potter

[dark zealot]

wdym? just charge in and tear em a new one

[median steeple]

ah yes my fav harry potter film

[umbral kindle]

I haven't watched the movie but how the fuck does he reload

[median steeple]

harry and the laser grid

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/good-question-meme-shrek-gif-16886109

I havent seen the movie in years

[dark zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[acoustic dune]

theres a reason why long mags exist

[dark zealot]

remember switching to your second pistol is faster than reloading

[umbral kindle]

Not like you have a choice when they're nailed to your hands

[sharp zodiac]

Telekinesis

[frank night]

helene fischer

[dark zealot]

a very dedicated man

[hushed knoll]

Helene Fischer??

[hushed knoll]

Why are you and josho and mankar and arco tucked away like some monk cloister

[umbral kindle]

Idk the last Daniel Radcliffe movie I saw was the one where he plays a South African political prisoner who I think got jailed for his horrendous attempt at a South African accent

[sharp zodiac]

Average African lifestyle

[frank night]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dance-moves-vibing-priests-gif-17652273

[north sedge]

Ah the prisoner of azkaban

[hushed knoll]

Azkaban triggers me

It sounds like a soon to be FDA approved drug for COPD

[acoustic dune]

is it bc of the ghost

[hushed knoll]

Talk to your doctor about access sly

Azkaban

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-sassy-molassy-gif-25074369

[median steeple]

man gets imprisoned for false charges in a world with mind reading

[dark zealot]

my only gripe is it has grenades and im using a knife build

[royal vortex]

we are

the boys

[frank night]

the band of thebes (no homo)

[south folio]

mankar = L + ratio

[hushed knoll]

I was gonna ask Josho if he watered to Darktide but he's with all you goons

Watered

Wanted

[coarse birch]

@royal vortex im back lmk if a spot opens up or you play again later

[royal vortex]

will do

[south folio]

josho remember to add fertilizer

[hushed knoll]

Is Josho a potted plant

[royal vortex]

i do not wish to fertilize stan

[copper hawk]

.

[hushed knoll]

Josho is a potted fern

[copper hawk]

God lookz upon this chat

And weepz

[hushed knoll]

He needs airated soil and plenty of light

OwO

[north sedge]

Stans only interested in that tomato soup he saw

[hushed knoll]

STOP

[royal vortex]

LMFAO

[hushed knoll]

Potted plants can't say LMFAO

Silence

[royal vortex]

u have to be a lot hotter to get me to shut up on command

[north sedge]

Throw some of that into a bread bowl so he can pour into a different bowl

[coarse birch]

whats the cut off here

[royal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/josémourinho-big-trouble-if-i-speak-prefer-not-to-speak-interview-gif-16725048

[coarse birch]

valid

[median steeple]

so true

https://tenor.com/view/man-in-the-wall-bye-chat-gif-5257033067054901165

[dark zealot]

soup in bread?

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-hortons-chicken-stew-in-a-bread-bowl-tims-timmies-canadian-fast-food-gif-13863620377498329127

[dark zealot]

woah

[zealous basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/579428576453984257/1193728219443101798/ezgif-5-4bd99e328f.gif?ex=65adc509&is=659b5009&hm=498e64576cf53dc88817e917b2cf6ea13b1b418f8fa7ec7db0f38e77218e8209&

[stiff dagger]

Emperah heaviest knife

[dark zealot]

810 plasteel

a good haul

the emperor does not protect :(

hmmm its not ideal, id like more mobility tbh

hmmm

[ripe quest]

On the same note I'm down to play with you guys if you ever need a filler person.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-1187736124423479037

[royal vortex]

@frank night

[robust bane]

Trying out the Ironhelm thunderhammer for a martyrdumb build, and tbh I gotta say... I kinda dig it.

[frank night]

that's not a tortilla

[royal vortex]

[robust bane]

I like knife stealthzealot a bit more currently, but hammer kinda appeals to my monkeybrain too

[frank night]

[royal vortex]

i will add u to the list of people i ping

[robust bane]

I love that I can just baseball swing some mf

[vocal pulsar]

there are so many parallels between josho and chris chan

[royal vortex]

shut up mankar

[frank night]

there are many parallels between josho and chris chan

[dark zealot]

which way zealot?
one shot bonk stick

or

stabby stab knife

[north sedge]

First

[upbeat torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1200855605011812514/dfgfdg.mp4?ex=65c7b2ef&is=65b53def&hm=a55927f0b57c55590cbe44e604bc42771a71fc5547aefb25331864012e132fef&

[ripe quest]

OOOOh it all makes sense now

[violet hornet]

Did you cleave 7 shotgunners with a throwing knife?

[ripe quest]

Yeah this is a super fun consequence of the Agri Railgun build.

[ripe quest]

Man-Stopper

[violet hornet]

I didn't know that had cleave lmao

[dark zealot]

i cant roll a good gun, they just get worse and worse

i rolled a lasgun to see if i was cursed and it gives me a 311

[ripe quest]

Scattershot can hit 5 stacks or 60% crit chance, throwing a knife doesn't reset the stacks.

[light holly]

what the

[ripe quest]

So if they crit with the shotgun out, you get Man-Stopper's unlimited cleave applied.

I thought it was well known by now

[light holly]

I didn't even know the throwing knives like

gained blessing benefits

[ripe quest]

Though I could say the same about Skullcrusher but apparently that's new

[light holly]

It's really good that FS tells people things

[upbeat torrent]

its fun to hit like that

[violet hornet]

Shotgun blessing applies to throwing knife?

[ripe quest]

Most blessings do

[dark zealot]

pretty much every classes grenades can benefit from some blessing

[ripe quest]

Certain ones in particular don't.

[light holly]

Which the game doesn't tell you about

[light holly]

I've never in my liiife

[violet hornet]

I don't use shotguns or throwing knives so just making sure I had the right impression

[ripe quest]

Perks do, if you have a ranged or melee specific talent and you have the respective weapon you get those benefits.

[light holly]

Heard shredder grenade actually applied blessings

frusteration riiising

[ripe quest]

Stuns can too

[upbeat torrent]

the flame ganades can use uncanny for more dmg

[light holly]

[north sedge]

Depends on the blessing

[ripe quest]

mhm

[light holly]

I'm losing my mind

[dark zealot]

whys it doing dot?

[light holly]

also oh god

Why is your game playdough

What is your GPU

[north sedge]

Tldr there's alot of broken blessing interactions, though less than there used to be

[ripe quest]

Stuns do damage over time by default but they're also getting like, an 80% damage boost + pinning fire and perks

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-man-hello-chat-hello-chat-gif-24187047

[median steeple]

time for crusher gambling time

[upbeat torrent]

Fotf alos apply there

[dark zealot]

imagine you just beat up your incel dad, then this giant goober appears making weird noises

thats warframe

[ripe quest]

In that clip I'm using a stun to apply Skullcrusher to all of those Crushers, they now take 80% more damage. Bonus is a bunch of buffs up + armor downgrade yeah.

You can do it with Crusher, DClaw, and Thammer.

[north sedge]

Thunderous also applies to shit

[dark zealot]

now thats a lot of damage

[ripe quest]

And then with throwing knives I think the most busted interactions are Scattershot storage + Man-Stopper or Hand-Cannon via a Revolver.

[light holly]

Incel Dad?

Kinda a double negative 'ere

[ripe quest]

No Respite + Skullcrusher

[dark zealot]

the family unit is a complex one but tldr, you arent related and he's only your dad in the sense he "loved" the mother figure

[north sedge]

So a real Snape deal

[median steeple]

i thought my headphones were fucked

[spare talon]

this guy was THIS CLOSE from greatness

[median steeple]

what is that music

[dark zealot]

yeah... if he hated his "child" for getting attention from the mother, and also hated the mother for not giving him attention and caring more about the child

[woeful oyster]

Not even a mk7?

[dark zealot]

hence the incel part

[ripe quest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SthcxWPXG_E

[spare talon]

mk3 burst fire has a really interesting interaction with crit strings and headhunter

[ripe quest]

It's really good in the total scheme of things but out of context it sounds weird.

[spare talon]

basically meaning that every other burst can be a crit if youre unlucky

[median steeple]

Melk with a big stinker again

what teh fuck

[woeful oyster]

Does opening salvo work on the whole burst?

[median steeple]

80 def 48 CC

[spare talon]

that i dont know, but i wouldnt count on it

[dark zealot]

also i bring my worst weapon in the collection

[woeful oyster]

It technically is a slavo though

[ripe quest]

Only on the first shot of the burst.

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-gif-25712322

[woeful oyster]

Well Fatshat hates damage so

[spare talon]

a salvo IS a burst

[woeful oyster]

ikr

[ripe quest]

HH is just kinda nuts since you basically get like 80% crit chance if you hit heads

[spare talon]

since the 2nd and 3rd shot in a crit string also contribute to headhunter

[woeful oyster]

I like the mk3, I was just giving him shit

[spare talon]

wasnt my gun

[woeful oyster]

Just noticed

[placid hedge]

Ironhelm is missing something. I can't tell what it is but I feel like it needs something extra. I wanna like it but I just can't for some reason

[median steeple]

im losing my fucking mind with brunt man

[vocal pulsar]

@south folio stinky

[ripe quest]

It's got better bruiser/fodder damage + less hitstun on special hits. Makes it a fun combo weapon in addition to just kinda feeling less sluggish.

[dark zealot]

i dont know if that worse than my flat out garbage rolls

[south folio]

wtf

[ripe quest]

I love when I send a message at the same time as someone else and my discord launches me into 2022

[royal vortex]

can't believe they ruined bolter 😔

[median steeple]

the stats could be a little better but MAN

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-kingdom-cum-cumming-nutting-fail-bursting-gif-23625735

[royal vortex]

great success

[hushed knoll]

Where did you get that footage of Josho

[ripe quest]

Dude both Boltgun and Plasma Gun I hear like differing opinions from good players and I'm just like "I don't know who's right and I'm scared to ask"

[placid hedge]

I think the hitbox for the cleave on the special attack is wonky or something too.

[royal vortex]

the bolter feels a lil feast or famine on zealot tbh

sometimes u get The Big Magdump

sometimes it just dont work out

[median steeple]

the only time I would use a bolter is on vet but why would use it when plasma exists

[royal vortex]

to be fair this is at least in part not having used it since p13

[spare talon]

its actually more ideal

since it cleaves through trash and hits what matters

[woeful oyster]

I have no bad opinions about the bolter aside from the draw and reload.

[royal vortex]

i have freed myself from this mentality

[spare talon]

crucis instantly blows up on the first enemy it hits

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-cat-gif-8216273864367202904

[royal vortex]

the bolter on vet is super insane if u hit heads/play a sharpshooter build

it will absolutely dumpster elites/specials

[median steeple]

im too addicted to lasguns on my sharpshooter

[ripe quest]

I see that kind of thing a lot but one dude I recall said that when we were talking about Boltgun's spot on Zealot. They were like "I'd rather just play Vet and use Plasma"

[south folio]

weapon specialist bolter

[royal vortex]

i hate this point

[median steeple]

after seeing the weapon spec build puri made

[royal vortex]

especially when u start saying u want to swap classes

just play the stuff u like bro

[median steeple]

I havent wanted to touch that keystone

[royal vortex]

weapon specialist is a lot of fun

[ripe quest]

Then it gets into the ugly class vs. class argument and it goes downhill

[royal vortex]

@ripe quest we have a spot btw if u want to join

[ripe quest]

Aight I'll hop in

[dark zealot]

classism

[placid hedge]

But for some reason it feels easier to hit a crowd with the heavys of the crucis. Iron helm I feel like I only hit 3 enemies when I should hit 10. Maybe its just me.

Possible skill issue

[spare talon]

i cant imagine using any other keystone

[median steeple]

oh the weapon mod is on nexus now

[spare talon]

customization?

or another one

[south folio]

zealot best class because chastise will fucking kill you if you dare target the wrong enemy near a ledge

[median steeple]

customization

[north sedge]

keeps you on your toes

[south folio]

does it now

[sharp zodiac]

hello fellow zealots i am really zealoty and not from the verteran channel

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-guy-falling-gif-26391457

[sharp zodiac]

does anyone have a good knife talent tree build

[exotic portal]

Nop

[sharp zodiac]

okay thank you i shall go elsewhere

the ogryns probably have better zealot builds than you guys

[exotic portal]

Yup

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-darktide-ryback-gif-27166387

[spare talon]

most people here just dont use knives
cuz we enjoy fun weapons

[median steeple]

time to steal a crusher build

[dark zealot]

say hi to them on our behalf

[sharp zodiac]

i see

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-anime-trick-gif-6163729

mhm

[spare talon]

but fr i could probably show you what i would use after this mission

[sharp zodiac]

my reaction to that information is a totally calm and collected one of normal behavior

[light holly]

Me as I

Decomprese it

[sharp zodiac]

Here is my knives

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-we-all-lift-together-gif-19925077

[sharp zodiac]

What blessings should I put on them

[exotic portal]

III knife rend/ uncanny and what not

[sharp zodiac]

sick

[exotic portal]

IV/new knife, haymaker

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/tip-just-got-me-odell-gif-14584248

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/hay-bale-jump-spin-wheelie-stunt-gif-16062504

[dark zealot]

haymaker build be like

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/entrance-alan-side-hustle-im-here-here-i-come-gif-9526739527729104034

Go right through hordes

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ridin-dirty-weird-al-yankovich-gif-14174528

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/fred-durst-rollin-you-know-what-time-it-is-snivee-you-gif-23640777

[spare talon]

2 extra points to put wherever you please
empty blessing on knife can be riposte (synergy with crit cdr), precog (synergy with duelist on a finesse weapon), or mercy killer (synergy with scourge). id say flesh tearer is honestly overkill how fast knifes attack speed is when you already have scourge
empty blessing on flamer can be whatever, it would be overpressure if it wasnt bugged, but since it is, you can put whatever here, like inspiring barrage or quickflame

[exotic portal]

usually one bolter mag on nurgles

[polar nexus]

what's the build?

[solar gorge]

i use bolter in my crusher loadout

and i will no longer hide it

[exotic portal]

would'a ran the new rev instead but..

https://tenor.com/view/training-day-denzel-washington-surgical-with-this-bitch-gif-18351212162010567550

[solar gorge]

crusher is the superior melee weapon

[exotic portal]

would be nice with a rager resistance on curios

[dark zealot]

to the revolver?

[rough galleon]

Crusher?

I hardly know her

[solar gorge]

thought he was talking about the new chainsword for some reason

so uh tbh

i don't like new revolver

it gets outclassed by the old one too hard

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/destroy-gif-5293305437115479999

[polar nexus]

i kinda love marksman focus with the zarona

[dark zealot]

i think it has a role it can fill

[polar nexus]

everything is one or two shot

[solar gorge]

I mean it's usable and you can do shit with it

[dark zealot]

its like the difference of a mag dump bolt gun or sharpshooter bolt gun

ones for taking out priority targets, the other is for sending a boss to heck

[solar gorge]

i only like to play with bad/mediocre weapons when they're certified Warhammer 40k™️ classics

because rule of cool

[dark zealot]

given the pfp i thought you'd be a hammer enjoyer

[solar gorge]

i have a hammer build

i play p much everything

[polar nexus]

bolter is viable on zealot, you just have to build around it 😄

[solar gorge]

yeah it's viable but very much not optimal

[faint vapor]

no its not, revolver is the ONLY viable ranged option zealot UwU

[exotic portal]

with 3 points for reload?

[glossy ether]

Tempted to grab this for Bonk meme.

[median steeple]

id have to find it since it was a while ago but it pumped out crazy numbers

[polar nexus]

laspistol or ciag crit wants a word with you

[median steeple]

i would grab just for hammerblow 4

[faint vapor]

i mean it never hurts to have the lvl 4 blessings on hand just in case

[dark zealot]

its bonkin' time

[indigo quartz]

laspistol feels so fucking good

[solar gorge]

yes

[faint vapor]

the new one or the old one?

I like the vibe of the new one more

[solar gorge]

i run a laspistol with old evis

[faint vapor]

but the old one feels more effective

[indigo quartz]

I prefer the old one because it kills 1 more crusher during Fury/chastise

[solar gorge]

it is

old one best

[faint vapor]

pain

[polar nexus]

i must say, the best thing about the revolver

[indigo quartz]

outside fury, new one is better

[polar nexus]

is the ammo economy

[solar gorge]

but the new one makes a cool sound

and that's certainly something

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-gif-25712322

[faint vapor]

^

[indigo quartz]

i use old las + new evis

covers all scenarios so long as you have a charge of fury of the faithful

[sharp zodiac]

Thank you brother. All of the other classes are wrong about you guys.

You're not just a bunch of femboys

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-do-the-dance-annoyed-pissed-facepalm-gif-15099291

[median steeple]

ok im quite happy with the crusher

[sharp zodiac]

Lmao

[exotic portal]

[faint vapor]

sorry was taking a break

I'll get back to posting Zealot in skinny jeans soon

[median steeple]

vet chat calling anyone femboys is ironic

considering the history there

[solar gorge]

I remember old vet chat

[median steeple]

I do miss the massive history convos we had

[dark zealot]

dont think ive peaked in that chat yet

[solar gorge]

Just the thirstiest chat

down bad

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/oooh-meme-omg-shoked-gif-4848824542608274456

[north sedge]

old vet chat joined here for quite some time, when zealot chat was more active than the rest of the server

[faint vapor]

nonsense, we still have a fanart channel

[dark zealot]

dont think zealots can call anyone else it

[sharp zodiac]

Lmao

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1023740229074550804/1201666984232878130/ssstik.io_1706520891713.mp4?ex=65caa696&is=65b83196&hm=373942ada43abaeae965910e1c33e3544e56bc2e897e2a688dbbbffca8464c52&

[sharp zodiac]

I only bust chops

[dark zealot]

afterall we charge headfirst into them

no second thoughts

[sharp zodiac]

Idk if I should be knifemaxxing in here

[solar gorge]

best chat is still ogryn chat

[dark zealot]

just charging in

[solar gorge]

seconded by psyker chat

that's just how it is

[dark zealot]

filthy witches

[faint vapor]

one day Ogryn chat will realize the supremacy of the Power Maul

[solar gorge]

whenever fatshark notice it sucks ass

anyday now

[polar nexus]

back in january / february?

[faint vapor]

they just nerf the power maul and recon las gun again for funsies

[solar gorge]

around launch

[median steeple]

old vet chat was from December to like april

[polar nexus]

yeah I remember, there were a lot of anime

[median steeple]

then the game got really stale and most died off

[solar gorge]

it died down as the game stagnated for like a year yeah

[spare talon]

why can i never escape this

[faint vapor]

I mostly miss the old Darktide memes. I still use this pic from like 2nd week of launch

[polar nexus]

it felt like /a/

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-cope-warhammer-meme-shut-up-gif-24598622

[median steeple]

darktide memes got stale fast

it was the same knight cafe meme every week

[solar gorge]

it was whatever slop got posted on reddit that day

[faint vapor]

just like any community's memes, only like 1% is remotely usable

[polar nexus]

i miss trapper lore

[solar gorge]

thx god we have jafon to raise the bar in the funnies department

[median steeple]

the old josho pfp god

[solar gorge]

it's not always a hit but, they sure do put effort in their shitposts

[faint vapor]

indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h93v9i7qC0o

my favorite from him so far

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/italian-hand-fancy-glove-suit-gif-8085361

[faint vapor]

as the Emperor would have wanted 🙏

[median steeple]

the best cosmetic of all time

[north sedge]

tied with slendergryn

[median steeple]

Don't forget dark helmet

[faint vapor]

beta hat pls

[faint vapor]

ah the good old days UwU

[shy river]

I see your schwartz is as big as mine

[royal vortex]

@coarse birch arco has abandoned us

we have a spot

nvm we now have a victus

[faint vapor]

immediately abandoned

poor Mysteric

[royal vortex]

someone let him in

it wasnt me

[faint vapor]

:p

[median steeple]

This is why you invest in security

[coarse birch]

ONE SEC

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/charlotte-joel-madden-benji-dance-gif-8309752

[sharp zodiac]

okay well i should recant my statement

[coarse birch]

so do you need a spot or no

[sharp zodiac]

you guys arent JUST a bunch of femboys

[royal vortex]

not atm

we will soon

[sharp zodiac]

lmao

[royal vortex]

(u will know why)

he has thunderstrike willingly put on

[coarse birch]

lol

[royal vortex]

the crusher

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/zach-galifianakis-laugh-oops-dinner-with-schmucks-gif-3581010

[dark zealot]

so if you get a crusher and take all the impact you can

you are basically the pyro class in killing floor 2

you dont help to kill them faster, and you make it actively harder for the other players to get headshots

but the thing is, they cant complain

you are still playing within the rules and not doing anything devient like hitting barrels

[split ibex]

Always funny that the best Pyro gun was a laser gun lol

[exotic portal]

well, you create weakspots.

[tame mirage]

OH GOD

[dark zealot]

games bad

[tame mirage]

yea

sad times

[dark zealot]

i havent beat payday 2 and have that many hours

[wraith helm]

Never forget the big soup bowl helmet days

[dark zealot]

i beat payday 3 current content in like 8 (including repeating missions)

[tame mirage]

yea

[dark zealot]

its just a terrible game again

[wraith helm]

The true boss is the coping mechanism from the leftovers who still play the game saying its still good

[misty ravine]

"There is a special providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children, and Fatshark."
— Otto von Bismarck, definitely

[dark zealot]

wouldn't feel bad if they collapsed

you can only pity them fumbling the ball so much before its too much

[wraith helm]

We opened up to feedback!
Was the videos not enough?

[tame mirage]

send them this

[dark zealot]

its just like freejam and robocraft

[sharp zodiac]

a legacy, run down in a single STRIKE

[dark zealot]

"we will make it like the good days of 2015 robocraft" - the people who picked greed or were too stupid to listen to the players

like why would we trust you to listen now after you already ignored us for so long

[wraith helm]

I would but... the community is on full lockdown and dont allow pics. Or anything for that matter. Hell, even the mods over on the discord dont even go near the payday 3 chat

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/vanishing-disappearing-purifying-pepe-the-frog-animation-gif-26333316

[dark zealot]

so if i really like the shotgun, and want to main it? i cant because progression for the account is locked behind achievements that require me to use other guns to progress

[median steeple]

The skaven figuring out the council of 13

[misty ravine]

Inflation hitting real fuckin hard these days

[dark zealot]

the gun variety (+ a scar H and three dlc guns)

[exotic portal]

That's like worse than hunt: showdown?

[dark zealot]

50 hours in the game and thats the level

[median steeple]

I'm still mad that the drilling is more expensive than the mosin

[misty mason]

Ahhh Payday 3

[misty ravine]

Give them a break, they're trying to save the company after Bo "Your Opinion, My Choice" Andersson spent all their money on stupid bullshit

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/i-couldnt-resist-mate-jack-sparrow-pirates-of-the-gif-11220329

[north sedge]

i mean, drilling is pretty versatile

[dark zealot]

80 pages of this

[median steeple]

Yes but in a game where medium ammo is kind of ass

[dark zealot]

just for the heists

and yes one of those is beat the same heist 15 times

but its not just 15 times

theres more

[north sedge]

medium bleed is pretty fucked up

[misty mason]

15 times quiet

15 times loud

15 times while doing a handstand

[dark zealot]

beat it 45 times

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-the-graham-norton-show-smile-drink-gif-15456881

[misty ravine]

But Reddit told me that grind and """""progression""""" is essential to the appeal and longevity of a game

[misty mason]

The game also funnels you into going loud

[dark zealot]

and remember unlike darktide, there is no "end game"

[misty mason]

Since so many achievements are based on gun killls

[dark zealot]

its not warframe either with an "endgame"

[misty mason]

So youre rewarded for playing poorly

[dark zealot]

there is no rolling a perfect riven, rolling the perfect gun (praise the emperor)

[buoyant pecan]

Warframe's endgame is spamming never ending missions and seeing how long you can survive the horde of infinite hp scaling enemies

I survive one hour before I could no longer delete the enemies faster than they deleted me

[dark zealot]

but at least there is the sense of "i am better, i am so good i can handle this"

[exotic portal]

10 hours on the game and i already felt like i reached endgame/uninstall

[dark zealot]

there is what three more heists i could play, two of which are from payday2 (i already played them)

Genuinely CoD is better

[misty mason]

Theres satisfaction in learning a layout so well you can solo stealth it

[dark zealot]

solo stealth isnt hard, its just annoying

[misty mason]

But as mentioned, the game actively disincentives stealth runs

[dark zealot]

it is not rewarding hard, its a slaanesh torture party hard

[vestal spade]

i tried payday2 coz friends were hyping it up

[misty mason]

I managed to get the gold bank heist soloable on like difficulty 3 I think