I am creating fucking living art here bro
#zealot-class
hushed knoll
It is what you make it
Like that annoying dot huge ass hump lady at a French lake in the 1800s
jovial cradle
Please baptise my first born
hushed knoll
I am not a priest
jovial cradle
Potatoes tomatoes
north sedge
fading vale
look anyone can be a priest if you just pretend hard enough
north sedge
Holy this one
He confuses discord with google alot
jovial cradle
Bro speaks the words of the god emperor
north sedge
Like that annoying dot huge ass hump lady at a French lake in the 1800s
By jason pollock
hushed knoll
I mean with what he says, he could be a guru imo
Thank you for being a Stan stan
hushed knoll
By jason pollock
hushed knoll
Is your pfp playing with his nipples
I mean the blobaw is for your compliment
Not nipples
jovial cradle
Is your pfp playing with his nipples
Yeah I was super drunk on a subathon and one of my viewers dared me to switch it
royal vortex
this shit is a stan classic
jovial cradle
I mean the blobaw is for your compliment
Rude
jovial cradle
Oh I didn't realize it was you lol
Yeah it is I
I started my subathon and 30 mins in. People spent enough subs for me to take 13 shots. And then this picture happened
fading vale
jovial cradle
There should be a channel called #outofcontextquotes
north sedge
hushed knoll
because context does not exist in his brain
Of course it does
You just quote me out of context all the time
hushed knoll
every sentence is an island
Oh does your name mean spectrum like austism
fading vale
fading vale
some questions are best left unasked
royal vortex
Oh does your name mean spectrum like austism
austism
royal vortex
bog shots
hushed knoll
And got Duckage
The loser would have to swim through the bog
Duckage is like swimmer's itch I think
Parasities in duck poop
That go into shellfish
That's what a bog shot is
fading vale
Stan
royal vortex
what the fuck are you talking about???
fading vale
please never speak again
north sedge
You just quote me out of context all the time
left iron
hushed knoll
I'm saying that whoever lost had to swim through the gross bog
jovial cradle
please never speak again
Sounds like heresy to me
hushed knoll
My sister's friend sliced her foot on a beer can in the bog and had to go to the emergency room and get IV antibiotics
jovial cradle
I'm saying that whoever lost had to swim through the gross bog
Infested water
jovial cradle
My sister's friend sliced her foot on a beer can in the bog and had to go to the...
Tetanus
Tetnus
Tetanos
hushed knoll
The Greek god
jovial cradle
How do you call that thing again
left iron
hushed knoll
WHAT
jovial cradle
Dude am french
hushed knoll
What is the context for that
jovial cradle
I can’t english
royal vortex
That's what a bog shot is
i still don't understand what a bog shot is
hushed knoll
Dude am french
Tetanus
hushed knoll
i still don't understand what a bog shot is
It's when you have to dive into the bog and swim across it
left iron
What is the context for that
The context is
royal vortex
a bog shot sounds like u are drinking something from a bog
hushed knoll
Thanks woopty
jovial cradle
a bog shot sounds like u are drinking something from a bog
Indeed
hushed knoll
a bog shot sounds like u are drinking something from a bog
no
jovial cradle
a bog shot sounds like u are drinking something from a bog
When you drink the bong water
coarse birch
Ngl im with josho here
royal vortex
i am not getting fucking sex faced because you have a stupid term for swimming in a bog
royal vortex
feel ashamed
royal vortex
why do you eat gross food
jovial cradle
Use common scents
My smell is delicate
royal vortex
coarse birch
Its you stan
hushed knoll
STOP CALLING IT A SEX FACE
fading vale
why are you having a frog kissing contest
north sedge
hushed knoll
It's a frog catching contest jfc
violet hornet
My smell is delicate
Smellicate
royal vortex
frog catching context
left iron
hushed knoll
This is missing key context
hushed knoll
What
north sedge
This is missing key context
What context
left iron
north sedge
jovial cradle
<a:pepeW:1182769651839680523>
When the when
hushed knoll
I am going to melt you
royal vortex
Ease
jovial cradle
left iron
fading vale
jovial cradle
How many people name stan are there
What is a stan actually
Pls explain to my french brain
royal vortex
there is only 1 stan
jovial cradle
Is it his name?
royal vortex
it is his title
jovial cradle
Hmm, so what does the title mean? 🤔
north sedge
royal vortex
@hushed knoll why did you say this
hushed knoll
You gaslit me with this
north sedge
Lol
hushed knoll
<@399244889109561364> why did you say this
Autocorrect
fleet zealot
😉
left iron
LMAO
hushed knoll
I meant scarab
fading vale
<@399244889109561364> why did you say this
lmfao I missed this
royal vortex
stan keeps people of various ethnicities in pokeballs
hushed knoll
Is it his name?
I Stan a bunch of things
hushed knoll
stan keeps people of various ethnicities in pokeballs
LMAO
north sedge
hushed knoll
Why don’t you provide context
jovial cradle
I meant scarab
royal vortex
because that one is so much fucking funnier if you don't have the context
artistic liberty 🙂
fleet zealot
Black tar iran
left iron
jovial cradle
Yeehaw
hushed knoll
My phone changed heroin to Iran
jovial cradle
What kind of name is soap
north sedge
Context either doesn't matter for a stan quote or there never was any in the first place
left iron
Dont ask me
hushed knoll
artistic liberty 🙂
Are you an artist
violet hornet
My phone changed heroin to Iran
The CIA hates this one simple trick
copper hawk
i asked u 2 blay w me
royal vortex
if u swap the r for a u i am
copper hawk
and u zaid NOH
hushed knoll
What
royal vortex
im waiting
north sedge
north sedge
John Nosho
royal vortex
Aauiamtist
you swapped a lot more than the r
copper hawk
he gets his sick kickz out of invitin ppl 2 datez then ghostin them
fading vale
north sedge
He becomes Nosho when he's eating a snack
royal vortex
RASHUNS
hushed knoll
you swapped a lot more than the r
You said swap the r with aauiam
violet hornet
Nosho would make a great ogryn name
hushed knoll
How many of these have you screenshotted jfc
royal vortex
You said swap the r with aauiam
"if u swap the r for a u i am"
fading vale
Stan we have hundreds of screenshots
royal vortex
hmmmm
violet hornet
How many of these have you screenshotted jfc
We have been taking notes, Stan
hushed knoll
"if u swap the r for a u i am"
So that would be aa u i amtist
royal vortex
???
left iron
hushed knoll
We have been taking notes, Stan
Taking notes wastes paper
royal vortex
do you smell burnt toast stan
north sedge
hushed knoll
???
Think of it as taking armor out of a slot and putting something else in
You said
Replace r
royal vortex
you are stupid
violet hornet
Stan, defender of minion cheeks
copper hawk
royal vortex
i am done
hushed knoll
I’m following your directions
royal vortex
feel ashamed
copper hawk
defender of minion cheeks
spring void
hushed knoll
Fuck minions
fleet zealot
domt winkz a t me ,
harassment
royal vortex
<a:PeepoPeek:670517145519521803>
he needs ur shoes
north sedge
JAY HO KOTCIEZ YOU NHZZLES
hushed knoll
I hate the saluting face
fleet zealot
i got something worse
north sedge
🫡
royal vortex
fading vale
spring void
I hate the saluting face
copper hawk
it was pre patch
royal vortex
you're pre patch
north sedge
Would you say your hatred of the saluting face is your Achilles heel?
royal vortex
Would you say your hatred of the saluting face is your Achilles heel?
i hate that i understand
coarse birch
🫡
jovial cradle
🫡
vocal pulsar
@south folio
fading vale
it's an Achlys so eh, you could buy it for future purposes I guess but eh
frank night
ornate bone
does the lack of crowd clear on it really gimp it that much?
placid fiber
Huh, I felt immensely less worried about crushers when I took this for a spin on a heresy run to see how it would perform with my martyrdom build
fading vale
it's just the moveset and what not, a rashad is just always gonna be way better rn
placid fiber
Not having to worry about a rev making you potentially take a hit feels so nice lol
ornate bone
gotcha
placid fiber
does the lack of crowd clear on it really gimp it that much?
It doesn't cleave as hard as it used to, with the changes to bromentum... but it was still murdicating hordes and elites extremely well. In fact I would say it did better vs elites with the +weakspot damage on bromentum
I did have ~4 martyrdom stacks the entire run, though
fading vale
they are talking about the Achlys they posted
placid fiber
Ah
ornate bone
I guess I'm looking for weapons that will be fun for stealth zealot. I've been messing around with a good knife off and on but doesn't seem to blow me away in terms of damage. I'm still having a way easier time dominating with my ogryn doing goofy builds
placid fiber
I mean... could limbsplitter be potentially useful, at least, since the heavy 1 is golden on the achlys?
fading vale
well, ogryn is pretty busted right now but
if you want easy mode busted zealot then Rashad or hsword with marty
placid fiber
rashad is much more easy mode than the heavy sword cause crushers are a lot easier to deal with
hordes are way easier on the heavy sword tho
fading vale
Rashad all you have to do is spam lights except for crushers and unyielding
ornate bone
yeah I ended up focusing on carapace killing power on ogryn just to fuck up crushers, so I was thinking hammer or axe for zealot
placid fiber
If you want a weapon with 1 answer to every problem: Ironhelm. If you want the better thammer: Crucis
fading vale
chaxe or evis are easier to one shot crushers with sadly, hammer rn only reliably does it with chastise
placid fiber
If you want a weapon with 1 answer to every problem: Ironhelm. If you want the b...
This is, more or less, correct... right Lazorr?
I mean it's a bit biased against the ironhelm, but, still
fading vale
ironhelm is solid just worse versus maulers crushers and bosses
placid fiber
It is, but, that feeling when you special cleave a horde... it just feels good sometimes... like really fucking goddamn good
fading vale
but imo it doesn't really feel like an actual hammer like the crucis
and there's no skill expression
placid fiber
I know the crucis is better, and this is probably copium... but special cleaving a horde just feels good on the ironhelm.
royal vortex
the skill of praying the game doesn't decide ur overhead hits the wrong guy
fading vale
targeting code still be bugged
royal vortex
i got killed by a crusher on ogryn because my overhead shovel swing decided to prioritize hitting a bruiser first
fading vale
especially for overheads with stacked enemies
ornate bone
i got killed by a crusher on ogryn because my overhead shovel swing decided to p...
shovel is so fun
that sucks
royal vortex
it be like that 😔
placid fiber
Ogryn melee weapons have horrible priorities, right?
fading vale
game be like, what if I returned the inverse order of enemies
royal vortex
no theyre mostly fixed by this point
placid fiber
mostly, lol
fading vale
it's not an ogryn related issue
ornate bone
did shovel/rumbler gungryn on a heresy mission and had a lot of fun with it
placid fiber
it's the coding on the weapons, right?
fading vale
like, you can put a poxwalker inside of a mutie and a hammer special will hit the poxwalker cause the bugged targeting
royal vortex
no the bodyshot prio stuff was an old issue theyve p much solved by this point
this bug is what laz said yea
game has stroke
smells the burnt toast
royal vortex
did shovel/rumbler gungryn on a heresy mission and had a lot of fun with it
brutal momentum killing 3 crushers in one swing is some shit
placid fiber
like, you can put a poxwalker inside of a mutie and a hammer special will hit th...
I mean, you gotta admit: that would be hilarious some of the time
royal vortex
u can theoretically get 4 but i have yet to see anyone do it
placid fiber
mutie was drinking their milk that day and ate an extra poxwalker... results? Surviving da hamma
ornate bone
funny enough I don't have brutal momentum yet, but I wanna try it now
fading vale
one day BM will be deleted from the game 
placid fiber
one day BM will be deleted from the game <:pepecopium:1023917587098259466>
and one day all weapons will be equal in strength/effectiveness...
royal vortex
ur BONKIN em
placid fiber
fading vale
https://streamable.com/ymdks9
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
ornate bone
I like all sorts of ogryn weapons but the big bonk is so fun
zealot doesn't seem to have a good equivalent idk
royal vortex
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
the fucked up part is it has batshit insane reach too
its legit just like a crusher overhead but for the player
fading vale
don't compare things to busted ogryn nonsense
but also try the crusher
it's not like an ogryn weapon but it's cool
royal vortex
if u like the ogryn paul but feel sad about how awfully it performs rn the crusher fills the same sorta niche
spare dome
ive been seeing more pauls lately actually, which is odd
normally i truly do admire a willingness to run off meta shit
placid fiber
Are they ass with it?
spare dome
but even without a scoreboard i can tell they arent performing their best because of it
ornate bone
I tried doing paul and it felt like I was mostly crowd control and wasn't able to kill much
spare dome
nah the players will be legit good but the weapon is just too slow
north sedge
crusher does actual dmg
placid fiber
I tried doing paul and it felt like I was mostly crowd control and wasn't able t...
That's how it felt the last time I used to the paul, but, that was also like... months and months ago lol
royal vortex
nah the players will be legit good but the weapon is just too slow
it's slow, the CC it provides isn't a huge upside compared to other ogryn weapons, and the damage is just so bad
placid fiber
It's shield levels of bad...?
royal vortex
i mean old shield
spare dome
yeah one shield heavy invalidates a full minute of paul work
placid fiber
I know
royal vortex
new shield is insane
placid fiber
New shield slaps in the hands of aggressive players
royal vortex
and if u bring taunt on block/push u can completely ignore shooters as an enemy which is probs not something u should be able to do
placid fiber
old shield showed how many players were not aggressive lol
royal vortex
i had a shieldgryn yesterday who walked up to any ranged enemy and just planted
he remained planted when i walked in front of him to melee said ranged enemies
and once i killed them he found new enemies in front of me to walk up to and plant
spare dome
Teamwork
placid fiber
Even when I used the old shield for the two or three times I used it, for a penance, I played fucking aggressively with it. Like hell if I am gonna plant against anything besides a daemonhost
royal vortex
on the consignment yard mid event he went up to the top area and fired his stubber from full ammo to red
into horde enemies we were already meleeing
ornate bone
into horde enemies we were already meleeing
north sedge
i still remember the shieldgryn that when a boss spawned during horde, ran into the hole where the boss bursted out and planted....with his bare ass sticking out of the hole
to tank basically nothing
royal vortex
lmfao
analog ember
on the consignment yard mid event he went up to the top area and fired his stubb...
This is why I hate lugger ogryns
spare talon
placid fiber
I don't get the horde firing on Ogryn, even when I have the mk 6 ripper...
spare talon
what the fuck
darktide reference
ornate bone
I only go gunlugger stubber ogryn when we have a wild amount of melee in randoms, or I plan it in friend games
it's so ammo hungry to be good
analog ember
They hoover up all the fucking ammo in the map
ornate bone
I mean it's insanely fun to blow up everything besides carapace in the direction you're looking
ornate bone
They hoover up all the fucking ammo in the map
yeah lol
analog ember
And then when it's your time to shoot, they body block all your shots
placid fiber
lmfao
So, Josho, how long until someone(with enough time and skill) does gunlugger achlys stubber and does a good job/wipes the floor with the scoreboard?
analog ember
It's the worst
light holly
I don't get the horde firing on Ogryn, even when I have the mk 6 ripper...
Just use the kickback
royal vortex
So, Josho, how long until someone(with enough time and skill) does gunlugger ach...
achlys gunlugger isn't doing considerably better than anyone else if u have 4 guys of equal skill level
ornate bone
So, Josho, how long until someone(with enough time and skill) does gunlugger ach...
I do it with the achlys a lot
light holly
Yeah and kickback is best for horde clear
royal vortex
ofc if u have pub players who aren't killing that much u can do it
placid fiber
I don't use the mk 6 ripper for hordes, tho... that is such a waste of ammo
royal vortex
but it pales in comparison to p13 bugged fire rounds ripper with 30% dominate
light holly
ofc if u have pub players who aren't killing that much u can do it
Which in fairness isss good enough
spare talon
Yeah and kickback is best for horde clear
erm aktually ogryn frag grenade is
royal vortex
ornate bone
https://streamable.com/vb1fms
missed nade moment
placid fiber
erm aktually ogryn frag grenade is
Okay, hear me out, ogryn with +50% explosion radius, gunlugger, damage buff from vet, crit chance from psyker, elite damage from psyker, with the frag nade
spare dome
weed shop gave me free edibles. sweet
ornate bone
Okay, hear me out, ogryn with +50% explosion radius, gunlugger, damage buff from...
that's why rumbler gungryn can be really fun
placid fiber
Does the explosion from the rumbler set enemies on fire as well, with the one gunlugger talent? lol
ornate bone
idk I use rending with it
spare talon
weed shop gave me free edibles. sweet
Idk why this reaction reminded me
But when I was at tennocon last year someone at the hotel had a backpack covered in purity seals
north sedge
last year i was going through a wendys drive thru and the dude on the speaker said "the god emperor protects" and ive never been more uncomfortable in my life
royal vortex
lmfao
spare talon
last year i was going through a wendys drive thru and the dude on the speaker sa...
@vernal terrace
jovial cradle
last year i was going through a wendys drive thru and the dude on the speaker sa...
Watch out, might’ve gotten some pox in your burger
hushed knoll
GO MY SCARAB
jovial cradle
GO MY SCARAB
spare dome
Wendy's Corpse Starchinator
placid fiber
GO MY SCARAB
@royal vortex Josho I got a question. Does the power buff from depleted stamina blessing stack multiplicitively with the 20% damage from running out of stamina for 5s talent, since one is power and one is damage?
All or Nothing, or w/e the name is
north sedge
GO MY SCARAB
hushed knoll
Dough
I just ate something that had dough in it
So you’d better watch out
Better not cry
Better not pout
spare talon
Go my car
still quartz
last year i was going through a wendys drive thru and the dude on the speaker sa...
Should've said the same back to them you coward
north sedge
absolutely not
still quartz
Heretic
mossy scarab
Stan I think this is racist. I'm not entirely sure. It feels racist. It has that light hint of racism. Just a bit of extra spiced racism to make the dish really pop.
north sedge
he does accidental typo racism from time to time
spare talon
Should've said the same back to them you coward
Honestly it probably would have made that guy's week ngl
spare talon
Reply to the guy working in fucking fast food "only in death does duty end" before you drive away from the mic
spare talon
what were the stacks for momentum dodge buffs again
.5 what
placid fiber
like .5 per or something
0.005 I think
mossy scarab
.5 fast
placid fiber
It was small that's all I know lol
royal vortex
<@445566734255259648> Josho I got a question. Does the power buff from depleted ...
all +damage sources should stack multiplicatively with +power so yeah
north sedge
still quartz
I feel for every nerd who has to work a part-time job because they have to deal with society on a constant basis
I can't imagine suffering like that
insert Joker meme with "society" written in comic sans font at the top
mossy scarab
I think Stan exists on another plane from us. He must be a 16th dimensional entity
misty ravine
insert Joker meme with "society" written in comic sans font at the top
Best I got is this
north sedge
mossy scarab
I feel for every nerd who has to work a part-time job because they have to deal ...
I dont want to hear this from a sentient .44 magnum
still quartz
I dont want to hear this from a sentient .44 magnum
Look buddy, it's hard being a gun sometimes
Someone pulls your trigger and now you gotta reload yourself smh
open echo
just had a speedrunning knife zealot who was already doing the bridge batteries before we got out the base zone on enclavum
kept jumping aggro
that was something
still quartz
But did they die
open echo
no
still quartz
Bruh
open echo
didn't take any dmg lol
still quartz
I do not endorse their shenanigans
open echo
didn't grab any mats either
still quartz
They really just wanted the mission over with
open echo
full damm with only 310 plasteel
mossy scarab
I fucking hate it when someone is being the absolute worst and get away with it
spare talon
still quartz
I see some shit like that I'd just see if I can issue a vote kick at this point
open echo
they were doing the end objectives while we were half way through
still quartz
Do not ruin my fun for your time
spare talon
I see some shit like that I'd just see if I can issue a vote kick at this point
I forget thats a feature
open echo
I see some shit like that I'd just see if I can issue a vote kick at this point
someone said no
still quartz
Aight then I just leave the run kek
Find a new one
Clearly they won't miss out on anything without me so no need
spare dome
what a coincidence i just unlocked the bipod for my knife by running an enclavum in under 20m
open echo
huh
median steeple
mossy scarab
Had a guy who refused to play near the team. Wasn't speed running, just always on his own for some fucking reason. Even during the extraction sequence. We waited for the ship to land and vote kicked him
sharp zodiac
still quartz
Had a guy who refused to play near the team. Wasn't speed running, just always o...
Damn
Kinda cold even to my standards
Was he dying like a lot though?
I usually have to find it in my heart to excuse them
mossy scarab
No, but he kept throwing insults our way and bitching a lot about how we weren't carrying our weight. No one else died either btw
median steeple
modern day colonialism
open echo
Was he dying like a lot though?
never seen a speedrunner fight 2 bosses do 500k dmg and take 0 themselves
still quartz
No, but he kept throwing insults our way and bitching a lot about how we weren't...
Oh okay yeah kick was 100% fair
rip all his work, idiot
open echo
never seen a speedrunner fight 2 bosses do 500k dmg and take 0 themselves
just realised this
lvl 1004
still quartz
Yep sounds about right
median steeple
another coin into the "lvl does not matter" jar
still quartz
Only unemployed person would do that
open echo
why at a certain point past lvl 500 do people go back to wearing the prison cosmetics and no frame
its beyond me
mossy scarab
I did that around level 100
open echo
but whyy
spare dome
because people make funny assumptions based on not much so it's hilarious to play them into it
spare talon
another coin into the "lvl does not matter" jar
Level typically is still a better indicator than most stuff tho
open echo
so is true hours
spare talon
I trust a high level with a decent loadout more than a lvl 36 with a great loadout
still quartz
I want to look homeless while soloing auric maelstroms
It stopped being funny for me because I've seen too many do it
Now I see a homeless looking dude and go "shit."
sharp zodiac
I could never be homeless looking guy again
open echo
Now I see a homeless looking dude and go "shit."
even better when the have the 1mil kills frame
spare talon
It stopped being funny for me because I've seen too many do it
I wear the most normal stuff
I wear the blue penance update shirt and the vanguard set pants
sharp zodiac
The drip is too immaculate and tbh i care more about fashion than most things
still quartz
I wear various fashion
I gotta look good if I'm gonna die
The God Emperor protects the hardest drip
sharp zodiac
Die looking good I'd better than living looking ugly
left iron
I could never be homeless looking guy again
As if you ever stopped looking like a homeless person
sharp zodiac
The pirate chest at least makes look like one of them scallywags
still quartz
What was the copypasta of the dude who complained to high hell about the 5 loadout slots
I'd honestly only want more so I can put MORE fashion on them
left iron
The FS literally fucked me-pasta?
polar plover
Was just kicked from a lobby because I made the rest of the team wait on me while I slowly scoured the map for a grimoire. When I demanded help I was told to keep up and not to worry about loot. Why do people do this? They literally teamed up with me and clearly told me their intentions, and waited until we were approaching the dropship and then kicked me. And, I was holding one of the grimoires. They also kicked me as I was approaching the ramp
mossy scarab
Was just kicked from a lobby because I made the rest of the team wait on me whil...
Is this a copy pasta I missed?
shy river
sound like a copy pasta
open echo
ye lol
polar plover
lol yeah it is
still quartz
Kek
Sounds suspiciously similar to a guy who also got kicked right before the dropship for being a dick
copper hawk
Clippy pigla
sharp zodiac
Aak
mossy scarab
I want some pasta
copper hawk
Aak
sharp zodiac
I want some food entirely
sharp zodiac
I've been sick and I've had no will to leave the bed
copper hawk
I do not the food
sharp zodiac
All because my co worker didn't wash his hands
placid fiber
I do not the food
placid fiber
As you should
violet hornet
All because my co worker didn't wash his hands
Just lick him clean
placid fiber
copper hawk
Foiled again !
violet hornet
Just lick him c
sharp zodiac
Did you just say to lick him
placid fiber
I mean, what else would you do?
You get back at them in the worst of ways.
The spread...
Of cooties...
copper hawk
placid fiber
sharp zodiac
I'm not a cannibal
Anymore
At least
God I just remembered this
One french guy who really wanted me to eat his flesh
royal vortex
sharp zodiac
I lost contact with him, wonder where he is
placid fiber
Consume his flesh.
Eh, that's so last century. If you keep them alive then you can "help" them for longer.
😉
copper hawk
I dont want 2 hear about the twisted milk-inationz of ur mind DarkPlokSnoyrrior
sharp zodiac
You two should be locked in a room together then have your brain's studied
sharp zodiac
Well in that case we'd have to bring the chains
You know what nvm
Horrible idea anyway
sharp zodiac
What did you learn about me
frozen glen
real gay hours
copper hawk
placid fiber
I don't swing dat way >.>'
placid fiber
Dont starve
(together)
copper hawk
What about these eyes
copper hawk
placid fiber
What about these eyes
That man spiders are good for getting silk easily by shaving
OH wait, I thought u meant the game.
sharp zodiac
Ok it may be that I'm sick but dpw I genuinely can't understand anything you're saying
copper hawk
Normal
placid fiber
There's a humanoid spider character in don't starve
sharp zodiac
Oh
copper hawk
No there isnt
placid fiber
He grows a beard, which when shaved gives silk
copper hawk
Dpw is lyin
spare dome
webber
sharp zodiac
Am I being gaslit by two people
copper hawk
Not reale .
sharp zodiac
Two sides
placid fiber
Webber is the character, yeah
placid fiber
they can also eat monster meat without suffering a sanity loss iirc
royal vortex
Am I being gaslit by two people
"people"
sharp zodiac
Hold on I'm sensing major bullshit coming from the basement
placid fiber
to mess with ur head
north sedge
sbat
coarse birch
sbat
copper hawk
Shabot
royal vortex
cbat
frozen glen
stan can spit out a slur and hide it behind his typo shenanigans
placid fiber
My wife just asked me to get something for her and I got it for her. She sat down on our couch and then asked "Are you going to get it?" with it not 2 feet away from her xD
coarse birch
stan can spit out a slur and hide it behind his typo shenanigans
its his superpower
sharp zodiac
Welcome back to shitty superpowers today we have Stan and his typo shenanigans
hollow walrus
Are there any talent points i can get to make throwing knives stronger?
placid fiber
Are there any talent points i can get to make throwing knives stronger?
buffs on you gun also buff the knives
if you have your gun out
sharp zodiac
Not every buff will work but some like annointed blood will
onyx solar
same with uncanny strike on your weapon and knives
placid fiber
I think it's blessing buffs, anyway
royal vortex
hollow notch
I have a question, and this may just be like strereotypical sounding, but I mean it genuinely
ornate bone
I thought they fixed anointed in blood working with the knife
placid fiber
I have a question, and this may just be like strereotypical sounding, but I mean...
Yes, I am gigantic pain in the ass.
😉
ornate bone
hollow notch
How come Zeolots are always the ones running like 3 rooms ahead of the group? like honestly why? What posseses some Zealots to just abandon the team with reckless... well, abandon?
north sedge
How come Zeolots are always the ones running like 3 rooms ahead of the group? li...
pretty much your answer right there
placid fiber
How come Zeolots are always the ones running like 3 rooms ahead of the group? li...
Well... zealots have a lot of things that benefit them(quite heavily) by pushing forwards
And randoms are sometimes about as intelligence as a rock
oh wait, that's an insult to the rock's intelligence...
north sedge
no i think he's referring to knife zealots, a plague upon us all
hollow notch
ok ok... for reference, I am an ogryn main, BUT my fave build on Zealot is a Stealth Knife build... I get it, go fast wrech ass
I get that
placid fiber
I don't really like the knife on any character
The speed is nice, but, it comes at a cost
hollow notch
But like... where is your head at to justify that BS? like completely being alone
next egret
Is show stopper any good
Does it have any good blessing combinations?
placid fiber
But like... where is your head at to justify that BS? like completely being alon...
Loot, but, that's from being behind the team
north sedge
showstopper is not good
you want blaze away
and if they ever change overpressure, that too
placid fiber
I have the opposite problem, tho, Bane. Due to my more defensive playstyle and loot goblin nature I am generally behind the team
visual stream
Wtf showstopper sounds so cool
hollow notch
Loot, but, that's from being behind the team
loot?... you mean the plasteel and diamantine that everyone shares?
visual stream
How impactful of an AoE is it when it procs
placid fiber
loot?... you mean the plasteel and diamantine that everyone shares?
Yeah, that sometimes no one looks for
also other things like medicrates, ammo crates, stims, nades, ammo, etc
hollow notch
Yeah, that sometimes no one looks for
OH oh, I caught up and realized you are talking about lagging behind, that's totally different and I get that
placid fiber
but remember this about random
Randoms: Do not expect any intelligence in the slightest from them.
hollow notch
lagging behind for loot is completely different, that's a sort of distraction thing and is not really an active coice to be a dick
placid fiber
I don't fall behind as much as I used to
light holly
That's faiir
placid fiber
I am just very comfortable on damnation, so my loot goblin sense takes over more
and my kit is usually designed to handle anything
rashad and autopistol on martyrdom covers a lot lol
hollow notch
Randoms: Do not expect any intelligence in the slightest from them.
this might be the most genuine answer, it's not a "Zealot main" issue, it's just that some people are dumb, simple as... thanks
placid fiber
this might be the most genuine answer, it's not a "Zealot main" issue, it's just...
It isn't a zealot problem, it's just something you learn to expect about randoms
north sedge
How impactful of an AoE is it when it procs
its bad
placid fiber
If you expect no intelligence then when you get good players it goes from expecting a level 11 difficulty(out of 10) to a 2 or 3 sometimes
and I don't pay attention to what weapon type they are bringing, I pay attention to how well they do as that paints a more accurate picture
I see knife, I think "Eh, I've probably had worse teammates"
besides I am more worried about my kit synergizing with the party when you're in the lobby with them sometimes
hollow notch
I don't always look at weapon, but I see someone far ahead and moving faster than everyone else, I tend to look down and at least note that they are a Zealot
visual stream
its bad
That is one of the most interesting sounding blessings I've seen, they need to make those explosions mini nukes for a fun little gambling build
placid fiber
I also generally hit tab in the lobby to see what quality the weapons are
ornate bone
Well, that seems to go in line with zealots being sort of the fastest class
shy hull
where can i find a guide for zealot different weapon blessings / perks ?
north sedge
That is one of the most interesting sounding blessings I've seen, they need to m...
it's very little dmg and very small aoe
in the pins
shy hull
I'm looking for a good knife build but i cén't find anything
placid fiber
Well, that seems to go in line with zealots being sort of the fastest class
Okay, but, hear me out: Vet with all movement speed talents and the movement speed aura as the 2nd fastest
hollow notch
it's very little dmg and very small aoe
this makes me sad, as I too think it sounds heckin cool on paper
hollow notch
ew, stamina regen
placid fiber
stamina regen delay, not stamina regen bonus
shy hull
in the pins
There is jsut the excel sheet but it doesn' give much infos
placid fiber
psykers have a 0.5 second delay
hollow walrus
i change groaners damage to maniac and good to go?
shy hull
"notable blessings" -> list almost all blessings of the weapon... Okay
placid fiber
Vets have 2 talents that reduce theirs by 0.25 allowing you to go from the default 1.0 delay to 0.5
It is a bit of a pain to get both, but, it feels really worth it to me
It also vastly improves my ability to clutch, I think... which generally I have to try to do no matter who I am playing...
placid fiber
i change groaners damage to maniac and good to go?
Yep
north sedge
There is jsut the excel sheet but it doesn' give much infos
uncanny precog for knife
ornate bone
For knife there is:
- Riposte for getting some funny crits
- Uncanny strike to get more rending when clicking heads
- Backstab to get instant rending hitting shit on the back, doesn't need to stack 5 times
- Mercy killer to get funnier headshots on bleeding enemies
- Precog if you want duelist but even more annoying
- Flesh tearer for getting some bleed stacks, which is combined with uncanny strike because rending affects bleed
brazen linden
i want more weapons to slaughter heretics in new ways with
shy hull
uncanny precog for knife
I have ruthless backstab t4, is it any good ?
north sedge
it's fine but reliant on positioning
where uncanny is just stacks whenver you poke a head
odd fjord
Mk 3 and Mk 6 just preference, really?
split ibex
Hmmm. Watching the Telopots vid on heavy sword and he has blazing piety & crit build. I wonder what the performance difference would be between that and a Momentum build
Crits have inherent AP, right? Could help with the heavy's weakness to lots of armor
placid fiber
crits do a lot more damage to carapace with the heavy sword
coarse birch
agrippina brauto does not do it for me like columnus anymore sadge
placid fiber
sigh I am honestly tempted to keep both perks so I can have t4 headtaker as well, over throwing 25% flak over 1.5 stamina...
coarse birch
not that one is for sure better or worse but i need my funny fire ratre
placid fiber
Oh well, guess this one is stuck with decimator. Shouldn't bitch about getting a decent 2nd blessing
north sedge
i do not like colomnus brauto at all
fleet zealot
placid fiber
i do not like colomnus brauto at all
I mean... they made the columnus decent, not amazing like the agripinaa already was
placid fiber
*sigh* I am honestly tempted to keep both perks so I can have t4 headtaker as we...
I mean between t3 shred and t4 decimator I was definitely changing shred lol
2200 damage to a crusher at full decimator stacks and with chastise :/
sturdy knoll
hmmm.. what else should I do with this?
placid fiber
1315 with no stacks, and no sustained assault
huh, only 1467 with full sustained assault, that power definitely adds a lot lol
then again, 50% power is a lot >.>
No, just weird
shy hull
*sigh* I am honestly tempted to keep both perks so I can have t4 headtaker as we...
decimator is really fine, i'd keep it tbh
placid fiber
The only reason I didn't really want decimator is now it's 10 stacks and still lost at 1 miss
I know it's still the same amount of power as before, but, getting 10 stacks is annoying to get in a horde
shy hull
Sure, but overall you get roughly the same value from it than headtaker
because even if you do'nt get 10 stack often, you only need an average of 5 to compete woith headtaker
If you take flak perk, you'll get extra 25, which makes it even less
placid fiber
Is decimator bugged in the meat grinder? I only get 1 stack from hitting multiple enemies with the push attack
shy hull
Sadly it's 1 stack per hit
ember yew
The only reason I didn't really want decimator is now it's 10 stacks and still l...
i'd say dont remove decimator and throw this weapon in a waiting room, maybe they'l change the blessing in 2027
shy hull
even on multiple opponents
placid fiber
wait they nerfed decimator that way too?
shy hull
They neerfed every blessing that could get several stacks at once
ember yew
for me decimator is pure garbage because i swap to ranged weapon like every 5 secs and getting stacks is annoying as it is
shy hull
same for shred and other stuffs
placid fiber
for me decimator is pure garbage because i swap to ranged weapon like every 5 se...
At least if you're fast(Probably need the autopistol or laspistol) you can swap back and keep the stacks
misty ravine
Shred falls off if you miss but Executor does not (only if it expires or you hit body). Curious!
shy hull
I play with bolter so swapping weapons too often isn't an issue 
ember yew
FS buff bolter swapping speed for gods sake
placid fiber
Okay with the way they changed decimator(1 stack each hit) they should definitely have given us 1 miss leeway
at the very least
"Oh boy, the rumbler ogryn knocked over the horde causing me to miss and now I need 10 hits to get back to full decimator..."
ember yew
placid fiber
ember yew
i hate that
i see pack of crushers
i press chastice
goddamn ogryn press charge
and all my headshots go right down the toilet
placid fiber
I get the miss losing decimator stacks if decimator gained stacks for each enemy hit in the swing
I really mean it. They should give us at least a 1 miss leeway on decimator with the 1 stack per swing bs.
placid fiber
That too would work
placid fiber
Yeah, minus 3 or 4 stacks would be okay even
ember yew
FS really need to take another look at all blessings in the game
placid fiber
that way you're not cucced so easily
placid fiber
losing all decimator stacks and only getting 1 per swing is... not fun at all lol
misty ravine
Fatshark is doing a better job now with blessings than they did with Vermintide Traits at least
Albeit that's a very low bar
placid fiber
Jeeze, this is before martyrdom stacks... with the attack speed stim and the upgraded chastise and 80% finesse
oh crap I left my music on again xD
martyrdom being able to give 20% more(24% if I took the 3rd wound curio) would make that hella fast
slate notch
Can it be saved or is a loss?
placid fiber
That's a pretty damn good rashad
slate notch
perks are what buggers me
placid fiber
20% unyielding is not bad
ripe quest
losing all decimator stacks and only getting 1 per swing is... not fun at all lo...
It's a tiny bit odd but I like it since it's engaging and it stays up a lot ingame.
slate notch
maybe 8% increase melee for flak and decapitator for brutal
placid fiber
Yep
8% specialists to 25% flak, decapitator to t4 bromentum
I wish my rashad was as lucky as yours 😦
hushed knoll
It's a tiny bit odd but I like it since it's engaging and it stays up a lot inga...
Hello Exhillious
Hello Darkpill
north sedge
hello Stuuabhu
frozen glen
emily boppers
north sedge
sock emily boppers
placid fiber
Hm...
This is available for my Vet... and I am more likely to use it, if I was playing my Vet than if I was playing my Zealot...
placid fiber
Guess I'll grab it so I can test it out sometime when I feel like playing my Vet
royal vortex
doesnt hit the 80% ammo breakpoint
TRUE
placid fiber
I love my Vet's brauto. Sure I wish it was t4 hit and run... but beggers can't be choosers.
north sedge
stanthiony then
placid fiber
That's not my name
Well you don't look like a Sally... :/
heavy arch
hushed knoll
Well you don't look like a Sally... :/
What
heavy arch
my vet is famous
placid fiber
wow... my rashad is 33 damage short of 1 shotting a trapper with full decimator stacks and a headshot... 😦
heavy arch
placid fiber
wow... my rashad is 33 damage short of 1 shotting a trapper with full decimator ...
Huh, it's 58* short on my martyrdom build for some reason, with no martyrdom stacks lol
royal vortex
lmao
hushed knoll
Hello John Nosho
royal vortex
it's captain spectrum to you
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/sweet-sassy-molassy-gif-25074369
I hate this
heavy arch
ty
vocal pulsar
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royal vortex
/
vocal pulsar
@south folio
spare dome
i think peity might be bad
i have accidentally reached this conclusion
no thats not right
momentum is ridiculously good
placid fiber
I mean... a potential for faster dodge regeneration speed on top of attack speed? That's pretty hard to beat
coarse birch
pietys main benefit is just CDR spam/weapons that really benefit from crits like dclaw or something
sharp zodiac
Wow and forget about shred eviscerators smh smh
sharp zodiac
You will be sued
spare dome
yea the numbers really don't add up for peity here lmao
placid fiber
and the nodes down into it
but dude... dat 5% movement speed and 25% suppression...
north sedge
momentum and marty outperform piety for most weapons
coarse birch
one day i will try martyr
spare dome
also think masters retribution is rather underrated
royal vortex
u take the movespeed aura on vet because of the 10% melee damage node and agile engagement
placid fiber
i love move speed
honestly if they swapped those 2 talents around it would probably be more beneficial than we might think, since you take the 25% suppression talent no matter what if you go for a keystone after the upgraded chastise...
it would then be a 5% movement speed one instead
spare dome
yea that suppression node is the saddest node in the whole tree
coarse birch
you know part of the reason i might not like making vet builds is i always take surv lol
placid fiber
I mean you could change the 25% suppression to a +1 stamina and it would be vastly more effective :/
fleet zealot
majestic
sharp zodiac
Weird looking cat
indigo quartz
sharp zodiac
Fluffy/10
royal vortex
time to play one of the shittiest mid events
coarse birch
i get real sad when the maelstrom is some gimmicky shit and then theres like one hishock on the most mid map known to man
sharp zodiac
Torrent
median steeple
Forced to play hab dryko for eternity
sharp zodiac
Any torrent map makes me want to shove my chainsword up myself
coarse birch
im finally starting to memorize map names but i still dont have all the names ngl
like if you drop me in the start of a map i can see the whole thing in my head easily
but if you tell me the name its a 50/50 chance i know which one it is
sharp zodiac
I only remember them by hnnnngg starting area
frank night
do not type
heavy arch
mines colour
coarse birch
i do not follow anime
heavy arch
cringe
coarse birch
that was a very sudden subject change
i think ive had whiskey once
not that i drink a whole lot
heavy arch
drinkers r stinkers
sharp zodiac
with taht pfp
Mittens I can make it worse
frank night
I'm sure you can and are actively making your life worse
sorry demons
demonic moment
coarse birch
do i want to know what that pfp is
coarse birch
at this point im curious
frank night
foolish
coarse birch
esp since hnnng is a very odd thing to have an issue with someone saying
based off pfp
frank night
sharp zodiac
Moo
coarse birch
moo
coarse birch
im like kinda surprised there isnt one
ripe quest
Hello Exhillious
Hello stanular
coarse birch
but also the WH community would probably be somewhat split
idk honestly
i just play darktide
ripe quest
Gives them more small figurines to spend a shitload of money on
coarse birch
but maybe not
anytime i hear about warhammer fans through my friends they have always spent 8 billion dollars on figurines
or shit needed to like
frank night
40k does have a fair bit of animation
coarse birch
do warhammer stuff
heavy arch
ya but it's not anime
frank night
its all just paywalled behind GW's streaming service
yeah it's western animation
because
nottingham is not in japan
heavy arch
doesnt matter
frank night
is 40k even big in japan/korea/etc
I know its pretty huge in eastern europe
because their 24/7 is grimdark
heavy arch
beans for breakfast 🤤
coarse birch
hey beans are decent
idk if id eat them for breakfast tho
same with like pizza
idk what it is
heavy arch
have you had breakfast pizza
sharp zodiac
Who would eat pizza so much to consider it a morning meal
misty ravine
because their 24/7 is grimdark
mfw both Russian and Ukranian units upload combat footage with 40k watermarks and the worst electronic music you've ever heard
frank night
Who would eat pizza so much to consider it a morning meal
look into this mirror right here
misty ravine
Who would eat pizza so much to consider it a morning meal
I always order extra pizza so that I can graze on the leftovers the next day. Including breakfast
misty ravine
is 40k even big in japan/korea/etc
40k seems to have a dedicated following in Japan (maybe something to do with fanatically defending a crumbling genocidal empire in the name of the God Emperor?) but afaik its not big at all in Korea
ripe quest
is 40k even big in japan/korea/etc
I've heard it's fairly widespread.
ripe quest
exhil knows stuff
"It's a surprise tool that will help us later" but with everything that I can remember.
sharp zodiac
I have nothing to eat
coarse birch
you should probably go get food then
frank night
I have nothing to eat
must be a day ending with a y
is ur city walkable
or r u about to be crushed by a vehicle
sharp zodiac
My brain can't comprehend that
Hard to stand and walk anyway
But I should definitely drink something
exotic portal
some off us don't have a choice
frank night
My brain can't comprehend that
r u in some french apartment rn with no food and a disease