zealot-class

[spare talon]

pov: heresy maelstrom

[ripe quest]

It's 1 point of health to 1% cdr iirc

[shy osprey]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BARS

[ripe quest]

Not particularly grand but it's not the worst thing in the world. It's next to the +2 wounds node though so there isn't a reason to pick it up.

[stoic thistle]

Why can't they stun

[spare talon]

@stoic thistle

[bleak sierra]

Yippee

[shy osprey]

huge w

[stoic thistle]

I am gonna try it 2morow, it fits the zealot so much

I tried my shitty build 2day on a high intensity maelstorm and it was tanky asf

Got carried for 40 mins but only downed once

[shy osprey]

bro

damnation twins seem so easy

but then

everyone dies

: (

[ionic nymph]

I got grabbed out the ship through the ships wall by a mutie today

It ran beside it and grabbed me out

[rocky marsh]

Have you ever see a mutie run past you with you being able to see its whole back and then you get grabbed

[ionic nymph]

Not yet

I got grabbed and put through a locked gate that covers a different run of the same map by a mutie

So had to kill myself to get out

I need thrust 4 for my hammer

I got momentum 1-4

I also got rampage 4 and savage 4 on a evis

good evis

[spare talon]

on the old evis right

[spare talon]

is that your spanking paddle

[ripe quest]

the mace is a potent tool

[zealous basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/579428576453984257/1193728219443101798/ezgif-5-4bd99e328f.gif?ex=65adc509&is=659b5009&hm=498e64576cf53dc88817e917b2cf6ea13b1b418f8fa7ec7db0f38e77218e8209&

[spare talon]

god this sucks
i have so much money and plasteel and i wanna actually spend some of it, its burning a hole in my digital pocket
but theres nothing i want

[zealous basin]

have u considered touching grass

[spare talon]

what rolls can i get on that

[zealous basin]

+1 bitches +1 drinking problem

[polar nexus]

Have you tried the manstopper flechette / scattershot shotgun?

[spare talon]

no thanks
girls are scary

[zealous basin]

thats why u develop a drinking problem 1st

[zealous basin]

stop man

[ripe quest]

Men.

[zealous basin]

he aint wrong

[ripe quest]

On a Kant?

man

Not even peak potential.

[polar nexus]

You want a rail gun

[spare talon]

it goes with my flesh tearer knife if i hate myself enough, since im already running piety with it

[ripe quest]

It has lower finesse values than the other two, and flechette doesn't work right with the special shot

Just like run a Lawby w/ it

[spare talon]

i know it works better with the lawbringer

[zealous basin]

lmao ur shotgun sucks

noob

[zealous basin]

u dont know who i am?

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-sad-gif-25308627

[ripe quest]

haha you stole the cut version instead of the full one

L

[spare talon]

i thought i told you i grabbed it from you and cut it to that

[ripe quest]

Full one is funnier.

[zealous basin]

X

cutting things makes them funnier 100% of the time (i am an editor by trade)

[polar nexus]

Do you have a lacerate flesh tearer blade?

[spare talon]

hey, i have SOME decency

[zealous basin]

erm

[ripe quest]

@fading vale I have no clue if you watch anime or read manga but the story of the bleed knife stuff lines up almost 1:1 with the main plot of To Your Eternity I recommend looking at it.

[ripe quest]

I'd rather see a bleed knife than Flechette on a Kant

[zealous basin]

wanna see me freak it

[ripe quest]

It's not even funny meme

It's just annoying

[polar nexus]

That manga is bittersweet af

[ripe quest]

Flechette has an anti-synergy with it

[spare talon]

if it makes you feel any better, i do have a real kant

[median steeple]

Use the bad one for no reason other than fuck it we ball

[ripe quest]

I do not care you need a real Flechette shotgun

[spare talon]

are you happy now

i assume its the standard flakiac

havent built a lawbringer

[spare talon]

it only took me 2 brunt rolls, 3 upgrades to blue, and then one full upgrade to get it

just a little under 2k plasteel spent

still a lot there

bulwark flip

[muted vale]

when i see that plasteel, i'm quite poor xD

[bitter anvil]

I had like 25k diamantine and 1k plasteel

[ember yew]

Players: please remove diamantine, this currency is useless
Fatshark: increased diamantine prices x4

[fading vale]

I'll have to check it out

[bitter anvil]

[ivory verge]

slaughterer or headtaker for hammer?

[woeful oyster]

Ht

[fading vale]

either are good

[worldly belfry]

Is the best evis just personal pref or is there a clear winner

[sterile schooner]

Mk2 is much better for horde clear but mk15 is better at killing single targets, depends what you value

[worldly belfry]

i figured the opposite would be true since the mk15 has the wide sweeping lights

i leveled with mk2 and loved it will probalby just god roll one of those first

[north sedge]

Dmg cap of 4 on lights

Targets

[worldly belfry]

ew

is that the case with mk2 as well

[north sedge]

It's still no slouch on clearing

For lights yes

But mk2 heavies are for crowds so

[worldly belfry]

does that remain true with clean talents

cleave

[north sedge]

Yes

Which gives you more options on mk15 since extra cleave is necessary

[zealous basin]

guys

ah nvm

https://tenor.com/view/cat-uni-gif-26762123

[fading vale]

I would not say mk2 is "much better at horde clear"

it can clear faster if you use optimal combo

but not much faster

[zealous basin]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-scratching-nuts-gif-6429140231519519993

[zealous basin]

omg steve hiiiiii

[woeful oyster]

I've never seen a mk15 user cut a crusher in half...

from full health

[worldly belfry]

what do with this

[woeful oyster]

sell it

[worldly belfry]

whats the go to blessings

[woeful oyster]

Slaughterer falls off on bosses.

[fading vale]

and you kill them too fast for headtaker to be meaningful anyways

headtaker on bosses has always been a moot point

[woeful oyster]

Unless you have really thin skin...the mk2 is perfectly fine for single target or crowd clear. Overheads are cool n all, But the horizontal heavies are just as safe and you cut shit in half at the mid section that the mk15 can't with light swings.

[woeful oyster]

There is no such thing as killing something too fast for extra damage to not matter.

[fading vale]

what extra damage, are you just killing it slower to try and stack headtaker

[woeful oyster]

The second swing and any other consecutive hits up to five get bigger.

regardless of target within the window

[ripe quest]

You can like, 2-3 shot with just talents and a thrust thammer iirc

[fading vale]

and it takes maybe 3 hits max to kill anything

[ripe quest]

oop sorry didn't mean to reply

[fading vale]

maybe 4 or 5 on plogryn depending

but you can certainly 3 shot it fairly reliably

[woeful oyster]

I don't pick up the hammer to spec it for killing trash faster.

which is what slaughterer is better for

[fading vale]

yeah, the biggest hit you can get on a boss is uh, oh max slaughterer

[woeful oyster]

IF the trash is present

[fading vale]

and if it's not the monstrosity has already been murdered

[woeful oyster]

and that "IF" is too expensive for me

so I take the consistent promise of Ht

[fading vale]

I'm not saying headtaker is bad, just that it's strength is not bosses

[woeful oyster]

Yes it is

[fading vale]

it's just easier to stack quickly

[woeful oyster]

But whateves

[ember yew]

against a single target boss you won't get any slaughter stacks and that happens often, headtaker, while weaker, is more consistent and reliable

[woeful oyster]

TY

[ember yew]

but nothing wrong going slaughter either, all goes to personal preferences

[fading vale]

as I said, headtaker isn't going to make a difference on bosses

why are you hitting them a million times

[woeful oyster]

dude

[ember yew]

cuz im using rashad mk2

[fading vale]

hit head and use chastise and they die

[ember yew]

[woeful oyster]

@fading vale you actually said this "as I said, headtaker isn't going to make a difference on bosses"

[fading vale]

yes I did

[woeful oyster]

If you're cool with being wrong that's fine

[fading vale]

what, is the 10% damage on third hit gonna make a difference? nope

[woeful oyster]

On hammer swings that percentage goes a long way

and considering

[fading vale]

it does not but sure

[woeful oyster]

everytime you swing and hit, you get the benefit.

so

[ember yew]

10% is still better than 0% right, but it all doesn't really matter unless you can hit specific oneshot breakpoints

so in the end everyone are free to use whatever

[fading vale]

hammer with thrust and unyielding is going to demolish bosses before a small damage boost means something, and you can also often start boss fights with max slaughterer or max headtaker anyways

[ripe quest]

I think it'd be better to list the benfits of Headtaker vs. Slaught with other types of enemies. A Thrust +Unyielding Crucis will 4 shot a Plague Ogryn raw and you can go to 3-2 hits depending on keystone and if you're ulting. The impact of HT and Slaught aren't super apparent with boss damage.

esp with like, monstrous specials you can 1 shot mini-bosses raw

[fading vale]

bosses are not the argument for headtaker, it's faster to stack and easier to maintain in general

and tbh slaughterer doesn't really give you many breakpoints anyways except for some 1 shot lights

[woeful oyster]

Unless your trash is around to kill Slaughterer is a dead blessing. No one that is truly serious about boss damage wants slaughterer.

[ripe quest]

I mean if you're serious about boss damage you just bring a Crucis w/ +Unyielding and Thrust tbf

[fading vale]

ok you have just invalidated your entire argument

thanks for that

[ember yew]

and it doesnt matter if its HT or Sl

so the discussion is going in circles rn, just take the godroll if it happens

people are still using perfect strike and savage sweep on weapons (both at once)

god helps pugs

[fading vale]

I've only rolled a usable ht4 once somehow

[woeful oyster]

No the absolute most serious boss damage Thammer is this one right here. Period. End of story.

[ripe quest]

No dude you get 114 cleave on Evis H1 with both active it's super meta

[ember yew]

im using these two

if i feel like it

[ripe quest]

+Crit Hit Damage? That's 100% not hitting a boss BP.

[woeful oyster]

Bro

are you even a zealot

[ember yew]

fatshark should made crit damage like they did in vt2

then it would be good

and buff it x2 to 20%

[ripe quest]

What an odd question

[fading vale]

if only any of these 550s were as good as the 540

[ripe quest]

Bro is collecting the entire strike team's thammers

[ember yew]

to give one to everyone

[woeful oyster]

Even if it maths out bad like fatshark intended- for the absolute biggest single hit exclusively on bosses-unyielding+thrust+crit damage is the highest it can go without considering the modifiers

with 100% crit chance from fury

[fading vale]

I mean it's maybe a 2% damage increase, if that

but it is technically higher damage

[ember yew]

bless fs damage formulas

[woeful oyster]

biggest hit doesn't care

[fading vale]

by that logic you should have weakspot instead

[next crow]

wouldn't the highest damage be a weakspot crit with that shroud node that increases CD

[fading vale]

well, yes shroud is highest single hit

[polar nexus]

I don't remember the last time I had to deal with a boss and nothing around.

[woeful oyster]

crit damage takes priority because it requires less precision.

[woeful oyster]

of course you don't

[fading vale]

[left iron]

Weird logic considering we're only looking at the highest damage

[ripe quest]

mmm yes I'll take a 3% damage buff on crit that doesn't hit any BPs over something that can provide utility in between bosses

[woeful oyster]

I mean, show me the one you have that hits harder than mine and I'll bow

[next crow]

ok i have a question about thammer - how do i deal with everything that's not bosses

[fading vale]

use normals more than you think you would

[spiral anvil]

You uh, use a gun

[ember yew]

you swing heavy attacks on mk2 like a man

[fading vale]

and also using something like brauto/shotgun/revolver helps fill the gaps

[polar nexus]

So you can still have slaughterer active. The only problem of thammer user is people kiting the boss to the other side of the map.

[ripe quest]

Show me a meaningful boss BP that +crit damage hits.

[woeful oyster]

U can take slaughterer if ya want, but when you go to swing and hit a boss and look down with no stacks, You think of me looking at you like this..

[spiral anvil]

Is headtaker available on Thammers

[ripe quest]

It is.

[woeful oyster]

The break point is the bosses face

There I showed you

[ripe quest]

At this point you're trolling lmao

[polar nexus]

I wonder if with martyrdom you can just keep thrust and add another blessing

[ripe quest]

You can use Martyr to just 1 shot bosses

but the main benefit of HT/Slaught is the non-boss related stuff

[polar nexus]

I was thinking about the horde

How many martyr stacks do you need to reach the same interesting BP as HT or slaughterer

[spiral anvil]

Iirc you need like 3 slaughterer to start one shotting bruisers

Depends on your roll etcetc

[polar nexus]

Oh that's interesting

[spiral anvil]

But that's lights

[hollow walrus]

what do you think they're whispering about

i assume the zealot is trying to turn the host

he's probably reciting to it

[spiral anvil]

That's a really cool spawn

[median steeple]

Happens way too often in my experience

But at least you have someone to talk to

[proven thicket]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6qjvT0DSso

"buzz buzz buzz buzz buz..."

what's the stat priority for the eviscerators?

[ripe quest]

Dump mobility, Cleave Targets on the Mk XV isn't mega impactful.

Probs would be like Damage & Pen > Shredder > Mobility

[proven thicket]

and the mk II?

does cleave get more prio on that?

[ripe quest]

Same deal but Cleave Targets is like, shredder tier.

important n whatnot

Helps a ton with the H1

[proven thicket]

mkay

[muted vale]

was thinking about my main zealto build, any ideas? using heavy evis and panic button (bolter xD) rn
also was thinking about crit vs momentum keystone

[cinder roost]

Thoughts?

[fading vale]

very good, not a huge carapace fan anymore but cara isnt terrible or anything

[cinder roost]

its an old weapon i found in my endless pile of forgotten weapons

cant decide between headtaker and slaught

[fading vale]

you probably wont notice much difference between them

[bleak apex]

anime

[rigid trellis]

[frank night]

excellent steve

[molten crag]

I gots a question about how are the modifiers are calculated to make a 380.
Is it different per the weapon?
Like how these shot guns not 380 but this chain sword is?
I don’t hunt for them but it’s just got me curious.

[next crow]

I think you just add up all 5 numbers and that gives you the rating

although I think there may be some kind of decimal/rounding/display error

cuz the first shotty should be 374 instead of 373...

[molten crag]

For real? Why didn’t I think of that… that makes total sense.

Ty

[muted vale]

i think there is always 1 as base number, at least every weapon i counted is like that

[slate notch]

How do you change the dmg, % colour? Is that a mod or?

[cinder roost]

yes

mod

[slate notch]

Is it on the mod's discord or nexus?

[cinder roost]

YES

[cinder roost]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/210

[muted vale]

last few games i had book... feels like complete waste of talents for QP

[calm veldt]

Dear Zealots cleansing Atoma is our Duty and for those who prefer rock over their Vox, i present to you -> Righteous Annihilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZsPoofrIR4

[sterile stone]

The hell you doing awake this early beans

[steep flame]

when are we gonna get a dadao sword

[true kindle]

"have you heard about our lord and savior, the god-emperor?"

"buzz, buzz buzz buzz..."

[copper hawk]

Obamna

[humble wasp]

what are best blessings on revolver?

[frozen glen]

surgical handcannon

[copper hawk]

Booooo

Changdao or bust

Miaodao or bust

長刀 my beloved..

[proven thicket]

does having carapce on the fan the hammer revolver even let you meet any new breakpoints?

[hollow mantle]

means you probably just need 1 crit to kill a crusher I think. I could test it actually I have a few

[polar nexus]

all right

[proven thicket]

with what build?

[hollow mantle]

assuming annoint in blood an handcannon

[proven thicket]

mine just barely hits 600 on crit headshot on a crusher

hm

well

another question then: is the zealot weapon table pinned here outdated?

[hollow mantle]

youll want handcannon

should double those crits

[proven thicket]

cuz it suggests crucian and trickshooter for agri

[hollow mantle]

crucian handcannon

will be a lot more reliable

[steep flame]

zhan ma dao or nothing

[proven thicket]

mkay then

[dense field]

The least weird dropship conversation:

[hollow mantle]

its rare that this wont kill a crusher each reload

[proven thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-gif-19368633

[dense field]

Crucian is not that good IMO

[proven thicket]

so maybe hand cannon trickshooter?

[copper hawk]

trickshooter handcannon

[hollow mantle]

id swap trickshooter there for handcannon

[dense field]

good luck hitting these weak spots with agri

[copper hawk]

surgical handcannon

[hollow mantle]

if you are up close with a fury of the faithful build its pretty common

its a nice quick swap to kill the armored unit in your face or burst down a boss

[dense field]

Yeah it's surgical or point blank

[hollow mantle]

I tried pointblack for awhile

[copper hawk]

old revolver is the better of the two

[dense field]

I agree

[hollow mantle]

but 2.5 seconds is just a bit too short

[copper hawk]

it's rlly busted

[hollow mantle]

if it was 3.5 it would be better

yeah old revolver is a lot better overall

if new revolver had the same cleave or like, 3 cleave, it would be a big difference

[proven thicket]

it would make the old one obsolete

[hollow mantle]

but new revolver will kill bosses quicker and if you are building for a clutch it makes a difference over old revolver

[proven thicket]

new one can throw rounds down range faster

[hollow mantle]

thats probably the only scenario its better

[proven thicket]

kinda like a pocket bolter

and with more reserve ammo

[hollow mantle]

yeah

though if you are running throwing knives then bolter isn't too different

its like in the middle then

[proven thicket]

it draws faster than bolter too ofc

[hollow mantle]

long reload but with the mag dump of the agri

and fast pulltime with knife trick

[proven thicket]

IF you're using blades ofc

[hollow mantle]

yeah

Its all I run anymore. I like the talents a lot more and the knives just add a lot of all the time kill potential

just got to get used to hitting headshots

[obtuse stirrup]

What does a good kantrael shotgun look like for stealth knife zealot?

[hollow mantle]

There two paths for it I think. you can run fullbore and no respite to hit 1 shot headshot breakpoints

or you can use it for cc/horde clear

[proven thicket]

this is just saddening

[hollow mantle]

which I have been liking scattershot and flechette for that

[hollow mantle]

😭

[obtuse stirrup]

I mean I'm enjoying the meme of knife zealot being just running off and stabbing the things I wanna breakpoint in the back of the head

so it's probably a horde clearer

furthermore

[proven thicket]

let us swap diamantine for plasteel ffs

[obtuse stirrup]

for knife zealot, is it better to go blazing piety or momentum?

I feel like out of stealth you don't backstab reliably, but when you're going special hunting you're often losing blazing piety

[hollow mantle]

If you want a meme build for knife zealot with throwing knives run scattershot manstopper

[copper hawk]

chainsword

[obtuse stirrup]

but blazing piety gets you your stealth back sooner generally

oh, just pogged

[hollow mantle]

if you do that meme build you can get your blazing piety up in a couple of knives but it needs targets

[frozen ibex]

Totally not me I didn't rush at all

[obtuse stirrup]

I had a purple kantrael sitting around

hadron turned it into this

I guess I have a breakpoint shotgun ready out of the box lol

[hollow mantle]

oh there you go

I like keeping unyielding on it

[obtuse stirrup]

it'll still horde clear well right

[hollow mantle]

so in a pinch you can burn bosses

[obtuse stirrup]

just not as well as a manstopper

[hollow mantle]

oh yeah

it will probably clear any amount of horde in 2 special shots

[obtuse stirrup]

probably better to lean more on that side yeah

[hollow mantle]

anything in a line that gets 2 dots on it should die if its trash

[obtuse stirrup]

what would you change on it then?

Infested to maniac or flak?

[hollow mantle]

infested to maniac probably or flak

yeah

the bleed stack scatter shot is better for a fury build

because you can put down a couple dots and it will clear whatever you were stacking after a charge and a few normal shots

and will kill crushers reliably well too with a charge

not so much with knife stealth, but your knife should do that well enough if you are running uncanny

[obtuse stirrup]

I figure it'll be more versatile than a flamer at least, in either case

Flamer works well for knife stealth

[mossy scarab]

I love looking at zelchat in the morning and seeing knife zealot

[obtuse stirrup]

but

I hate it lol

[hollow mantle]

oh yeah, idk

I dont think flamer is great without fury

[obtuse stirrup]

it's servicable

[hollow mantle]

heres some bullshit you can do with man-stopper and scatter shot

but it rarely matters in an actual match

[obtuse stirrup]

it's not a carry weapon, it just covers a weakness

if kantrael shotgun can do the same thing I'll just feel it's a lot more enjoyable to play

[hollow mantle]

For sure. I think that weakness is covered better by this yeah

exactly

[muted vale]

seems good for the future possible use? .)

[hollow mantle]

Yeah and if nothing else its a good candidate for getting a high tier blessing

I think defence is the dumpstat you want over crowd control but the stat variance on crowd control isnt very significant either

the three important stats are all high

[muted vale]

ok, ty

[obtuse stirrup]

I think elite damage isn't the worst too right?

[hollow mantle]

The nice thing too about the kantreals special shot is it pretty reliably staggers/suppresses almost every enemy other than a rager mid swing or a crusher doing its thing.

so its a nice option to pull out and throw down towards a bomber or trapper that just showed up

[obtuse stirrup]

Lets me go in for a couple of knife swings and make a breakout to go for more specials or elites

[hollow mantle]

you wont kill it with one dot but you will stop it from doing its bullshit

[obtuse stirrup]

btw, 6 second shroudfield or bigger damage stealth break but only 3s and longer CD?

[hollow mantle]

6 seconds

[obtuse stirrup]

I feel like the longer CD is a killer

yeah

You do enough damage anyway

[hollow mantle]

much easier to pick people up with it

[obtuse stirrup]

and you can follow up stab for more damage

[mossy scarab]

Elite damage can help hit some breakpoints

[hollow mantle]

and really thats the prime benefit with a knife build. your safety and the extra 3 seconds is huge for that

[obtuse stirrup]

stealth's a positioning power, not a damage power

[hollow mantle]

yeah

[obtuse stirrup]

if you want damage go charge

[hollow mantle]

gives you a lot of breathing room to pull off rez's

There is a knife build I have been tinkering with that has like 90% ult uptime but its risky

no holy revenant

[obtuse stirrup]

I'm already no holy revenant lol

it's too many points out of my way

[hollow mantle]

oh you are probably doing it anyway then

[mossy scarab]

Holy Rev is good, I take it on every build but it's not the holy grail of zealot skills. You don't need it

[hollow mantle]

yeah

[obtuse stirrup]

since the healing on it got massively nerfed

[hollow mantle]

if its that or thy wrath be swift

[obtuse stirrup]

I feel like it almost does nothing

[hollow mantle]

its thy wrath be swift every time

oh

I meant until death

got my names mixed up

[mossy scarab]

It's good when combined with bleed for the emperor on martyrdom builds. Keeps you in the two wound range for some extra DR

[obtuse stirrup]

I mean it protects you from chip damage a little at least but most of the time on damnation chip damage is still like half your hp if it's properly through your toughness

[hollow mantle]

the idea being you go full right side until blazing piety

[obtuse stirrup]

never done martyrdom

[hollow mantle]

so you can get both ult cd's

like 2 seconds of knife lights and your ult is back

[obtuse stirrup]

I've just changed my build to this after dropping a bunch of unnecessary shit from the top of the tree

[hollow mantle]

really high potential but not having immortality can suck

[obtuse stirrup]

shroudfield is immortality

[hollow mantle]

Generally though after a certain point whats killing you is the disabler you didn't avoid

and the immortality wouldn't save you there anyway

[mossy scarab]

Bleed, martyrdom, and holy Rev make for a very tanky and hard to kill zealot. But I wouldn't recommend spending all your time on deaths door like most martyr zealots tend to do

[hollow mantle]

yeah

[obtuse stirrup]

Blazing piety is just so good

[hollow mantle]

when your shroudfield is coming back that quickly too it becomes a combat ult

where the toughness regen and damage reduction has 100% uptime in fights

[obtuse stirrup]

My main build is a double charge with heavy sword + revolver thing with blazing piety

the moment you lose any toughness, BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR and then you're back to 2 charges again in about 5 seconds

[hollow mantle]

yeah thats super good

[obtuse stirrup]

I feel like I'm a bad team player for not going prayer

[mossy scarab]

Blazing piety is better for Chastise builds imo. More attack speed with high cleave weapons will get your chastise back in seconds. Or instantly. I've had it not even go on cooldown a few times

[hollow mantle]

you can farm back your ult with the heavy sword cleave in a swing or two with something like deathblow on it

[obtuse stirrup]

but on the other hand free toughness goes brrrrrr

[hollow mantle]

and hitting a high density spot

[obtuse stirrup]

and that fast recharge favours double charges really well

[hollow mantle]

that with the damage reduction on crit talent and fury giving you half toughness and its tanky as shit

[obtuse stirrup]

it's like the perfected version of pre-talent trees zealot

[hollow mantle]

toughness from dodging ontop of it and you wont die in fights unless you get locked down with a disable

[obtuse stirrup]

crit zealot with the double charge

the forbidden combo

[hollow mantle]

yeah

I run that a lot as well

[obtuse stirrup]

yeah, my usual flow with the build is slaughter slaughter slaughter revive somebody slaughter slaughter slaughter get hit by a net team dies immediately

[mossy scarab]

I play chastise crit with evi because the beat stealth is making sure there's so much blood and gore in the air that the enemy can't see you through it

[obtuse stirrup]

I suck with evis

I wanna get good with it

XV or II better?

[hollow mantle]

not having nades makes getting safe rez's a bit more precarious. You have to fight to make room to get people up sometimes

[obtuse stirrup]

and what weapons work with the prayer ult? I want one build at least that uses them

[humble wasp]

Thunder hammer bonk is more fun than Evi

[hollow ember]

XV for me all the way, and to improve with it u need to know the breakpoint with specials and utilize the long range

[mossy scarab]

I use II because it's more well rounded, but XV hits single targets way harder

I may have that backwards

[hollow mantle]

I haven't ever gotten good with the eviscerator either. Spent too much time with heavy sword and getting used to the rhythm of it

[obtuse stirrup]

XV lets you do a wide revved heavy attack right?

which doesn't catch

I like the idea of the feel of that at least

[hollow ember]

these are the attack patterns with XV

[mossy scarab]

The most effective tech with the evi us PA>H1, repeat. But honestly, light spam gets the job done in hordes

[hollow mantle]

heavy sword feels faster to move around with while fighting. I get hung up on evis feeling like its making me slow. Just a different rhythm

[hollow ember]

I light spam most things except stuff with big hp like maulers,ragers,crushers,reapers,etc

light spam kills most things

but again ragers and maulers i like to utilize the long reach and use special attack when I am far away

[obtuse stirrup]

Frenetic zealot is the best so yeah, heavy sword feels great

it's just not very 40k

[hollow ember]

so I hit them and 0 chance to get hit back

like the long reach of XV is it's strongest point

[humble wasp]

I don't get heavy swords. Every time I tried it I was disappointed

[mossy scarab]

I also pair the XV with a revolver. Revolver is the zealot ranged weapon of choice imo. The Zarona. It hits hard, draws instantly, great for snap shooting a sniper or bomber.

[hollow ember]

with maulers u 1 shot them but on the flak armor part meaning no head hits and with crushers u can use bloodthirster and delete all crushers or u can use chastise while doing the special attack and one shot them

and the rest u one shot

[hollow mantle]

Gotta get a good IX with headtaker and +maniac and it slaps

[obtuse stirrup]

Zarona is just god. Best feeling weapon in the game. Doesn't care how many things are between you and the target.

The moments when you fire a shot at what looks like a shotgunner's head

and it cleaves like 10 of them

and your kill feed just vomits at you

[hollow mantle]

This will oneshot mutants with no buffs active

[obtuse stirrup]

I'm still using a headtaker/rampage one

it works just fine too, but I think deathblow is preferred over headtaker now

[mossy scarab]

I love aiming at a special with the zarona and seeing 4 enemies I didn't even know where behind my target also die

[hollow mantle]

rampage/deathblow are interchangable I think

[obtuse stirrup]

it's like flatter high damage or higher damage to first target I guess

[hollow mantle]

yeah

not sure if you will hit that mutant breakpoint without it. Which isn't the end of the world, but man its nice to play matador like that

[obtuse stirrup]

but yeah, heavy sword is heavily blessing/perk reliant

[hollow mantle]

and deathblow will let you delete absolutely everything infront of you with a charge heavy2/3

[obtuse stirrup]

I one-shot mutants on crit at least

[hollow mantle]

instant ult back

[obtuse stirrup]

I think on hit too

if I get the head

horizontal heavies kill on crit too

[mossy scarab]

I've known for over a year that a mutant will win in a chastise fight. I still do it

[hollow mantle]

yeah you gotta get a headshot to do the no buff 1 shot

[obtuse stirrup]

Only weakness is carapace and bosses and they're not really weaknesses, just not strengths

everything else you mulch

[hollow mantle]

its kind of a tight breakpoint too

the sword I linked before will do it

but this is 41 damage off

okay yeah deathblow is needed

[obtuse stirrup]

remember when everyone was raving about the thunder hammer being able to one-shot a mutant with a charged up chastise heavy

[hollow mantle]

this is a few hundred damage off

[obtuse stirrup]

and we're just casually decapitating them with heavy swords

[hollow mantle]

I call it my mutant slapping stick

[humble wasp]

I just smash with Ironhelm. It might be a bit slow vs packs of maulers and crushers, but it is reliable in damaging and stunning enemies.

[hollow mantle]

when I take it into wave of mutant maelstroms

[hollow mantle]

They are just different tools. Heavysword kills better, ironhelm CC's bettter. Ironhelm fucks armor better. But thats why you take a good armor/boss gun with heavy sword

just makes the pairing such a good all around build for any zealot hopping into quickplay

[mossy scarab]

Ironhelm is weak. Real zealots use crucis.

[humble wasp]

And they die, overwhelmed by hordes.

[mossy scarab]

I've never had an issue with hordes with the crucis

The ironhelm doesn't handle hordes any better than the crucis, it's only strength is the ability to hit specials through the hordes, not handle the hordes themselves

[humble wasp]

Charged heavy through horde is pretty decent.

[mossy scarab]

Unless I'm mistaken, the special does no extra damage to trash.

It only discharges on a special or elite

[hollow ember]

U can deal with mutants with heavy evis as well, and the good part about it is as long as the special sticks no matter how far the mutant runs it will keep damaging him, but yea that is my end of the sales pitch for XV Evis lol

it's my fav weapon so far, trying to find a good ironhelm next but yea trying to be patient with that cursed shop

[hollow mantle]

it definitely does extra damage to trash

just tested it

quite a bit extra

[fading vale]

it does do a bit of extra damage

[hollow mantle]

I just hate that it gets stuck on them and only kills 1 at a time. But it is definitely still good. Better than most weapons

[mossy scarab]

Been a while since I played with the ironhelm so I wasn't sure. I recall being unimpressed when I tested it way back when

[humble wasp]

Maybe it just cleaves better?

[hollow mantle]

yeah cleaves better. But thats the metric really when you are talking about trash and hordes

[fading vale]

no it does good bit more damage to the first few trash mobs

[open echo]

melk also has this

[hollow ember]

yea the special sticking and not only that but most of the dmg in the special comes from the last tick, that is the heavy evis weakest point

so sometime u have to dodge back an enemy attack mid special and lose that last tick huge dmg

[fading vale]

at least you can dodge out of it now

[hollow mantle]

yeah, so much of maelstrom madness is constant movement

[fading vale]

and it kills things now

[hollow mantle]

responding to threats right away and getting the most out of every swing

[placid fiber]

So... basically how you should be playing anyway on damnation? lol

[humble wasp]

Playing with thunder hammer is so weird sometimes. I play without Chastise, so when I start windup the heavy and enemies are too far I turn sideways and side dodge towards enemies. A crab hammer charge!

[fading vale]

yeah crab walking is pretty common

for hammer special

[placid fiber]

I get it's way more intense, but, you should respond to threats asap and get the most out of your actions during fights otherwise you can get chunked/kills

[hollow mantle]

Oh sure, I just mean that theres rarely a time when you aren't dodging. so for any of the chain weapons the idea of sticking in a spot or having to keep my weapon on an enemy for more than a moment feels rough

they are fucking cool

[mossy scarab]

Nothing iritates me more than the vet/bb psyker ignoring the sniper that has our team pinned down

[hollow mantle]

but I just haven't ever enjoyed them whenever I give them a shot

[placid fiber]

I would enjoy that more if I wasn't a panic gamer and loot goblin both

It is extremely taxing playing at that level of skill, while fully panicked

[hollow mantle]

The panic goes away with enough time playing. or it did for me at least

[open echo]

anyone?

[hollow ember]

yea that is the weapon's weakest point unfortunately so I 100% understand what u mean

[hollow mantle]

But I feel you. I had that bad when I got into these games

[placid fiber]

It isn't that I panic at the situation cause of inexperience, it is that my skill increases as I get more panicked

[hollow ember]

9/10 times I just deal with the sniper myself lol

[placid fiber]

that's why I call myself a panic gamer

[mossy scarab]

Pretty sure if the panic was going to wear off for Pill, it would have by now.

[hollow mantle]

Oh definitely. When you know exactly what you need to do but realize that the pressures on and you dont want to fuck up and look bad or let the team down or mess up the clutch

[placid fiber]

ages ago lol

[hollow mantle]

Thats more the panic I mean

[hollow ember]

V7, revovler and column all deal with specialist pretty smoothly though with column depending on how far

I love all those 3 with my heavy evis

[fading vale]

I just run at snipers provided I don't have a revolver or shotgun and it's not an unreachable one

[hollow mantle]

Now the clutch is just a fun adrenaline surge. But it took time to get comfortable with that

[humble wasp]

Eh, but then the excitement goes too, so people should enjoy the panic while the game still makes them.

[hollow mantle]

Nah, just start enjoying games with new people more often

[fading vale]

clutching is fun except when you have to stay alive solo for 5-10 minutes like 4 games in a row

[hollow mantle]

so you get harder games xD

[placid fiber]

It is more of the way I play the game. I realize the threat and I take it seriously and I panic, but, instead of only messing up I start not only playing better but sometimes even making actions more decively

[hollow mantle]

See thats my dream though

[humble wasp]

Don't send me to GTFO.

[hollow ember]

it's your moment to shine and everyone watching

[fading vale]

I'm just not interested in carrying idiots that die constantly every single game

[mossy scarab]

Clutching feels good. The heart palpitations after, not so much

[hollow mantle]

Thats what I live for when playing this game. When you get a two other people in a match who are competent it can just become a cake walk

[fading vale]

the whole damn team doesn't need to wipe over and over though

[placid fiber]

Yeah, and the insane stress from being panicked like I get is really hard on the head as well

[hollow mantle]

true enough

its much more fun when they are appreciative of your hard work too

or if they are all constantly leaving it can be a drag

I just want them to be stuck in my game and forced to watch me clutch goddamnit

[humble wasp]

I had a damnation run today where I felt like Emperor.

[hollow mantle]

my prisoners

[fading vale]

had one where everyone was wiping and the 4th slot cycled through like 4 players until I finally got lucky enough to have a buddy

[placid fiber]

I hate clutching, kind of, because I know I can't fuck up. I have a skill for clutching, but, that doesn't mean I like having to put myself through that much stress

[hollow mantle]

Its also great when you have a buddy yeah. 2 people holding down the fort keeping the new guys up or alive

pullin em through

[humble wasp]

Not WH40k Emperor, but Star Wars Emperor. Enemies couldn't kill me the normal way, I clutched the match several times saving the team and reviving them. And then enemies threw me down the reactor shaft.

[placid fiber]

It is a hell of a rush, and I probably get adrenaline as well during the more intense clutches... but that much of a rush is not good for your mind or body >.<'

[hollow mantle]

Reminds you you are alive

good for the soul

[placid fiber]

I don't need a reminder lol

[mossy scarab]

I still remember my entire team dying on the bridge in the train depot and soloing 2 hordes during a hi5 shock. And then 5 minutes later doing it again

[placid fiber]

my adhd is a reminder for me, every day x.x

[mossy scarab]

I died the second time because I ran out of ammo and I couldn't evis a crusher horde down solo very well

[royal vortex]

say his name

scrimbobimbler

[fading vale]

SCRIMBOBIMBLER

[copper hawk]

WTF

I CAN USE STICKERZ NAOW

the world is healin..

[fading vale]

huh

[placid fiber]

Stickers?!

[copper hawk]

rain of Risk

[placid fiber]

I love that as a gif and sticker :3

[copper hawk]

erm

dat sticker

IZ A gif

u dormk !!

[mossy scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-steve-penguin-gif-25803068

[copper hawk]

achtually..

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/drifter-risk-of-rain-returns-drifter-risk-of-rain-returns-risk-of-rain-returns-drifter-gif-17792526599931004715

[copper hawk]

itz an apng..

[copper hawk]

here. this 1 iz 4 u

[placid fiber]

that drifter gif does show how quickly things do tend to go off track in any of the ror games lol

[fading vale]

ok we should probably not abuse stickers so they don't take them away lol

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[mossy scarab]

Abuse them UNTIL they take them away

[placid fiber]

One more, tho

[mossy scarab]

Wait, did we lose Skelly or did he just change his name again?

[placid fiber]

isn't skelly "felt skill"?

[fading vale]

FELT SKILL yeah

[placid fiber]

I can tell by the pfp <.<

[mossy scarab]

And the status too I'm now remembering

[placid fiber]

Btw being able to hammer game in rorr feels amazing, probably even more so than in darktide, Lazorr. :3

See a problem? Hammer it

[placid fiber]

Oh no, I am swarmed by elites? Hamma

[frozen glen]

holy shit sticker perms

[indigo quartz]

Oh sticker time ?

[placid fiber]

There's only 1 weird thing about HAN-D in ror1/rorr... it has a heal button, as you get kills. No character get a heal button in ror besides ror2 specific ones.

It's like having an option to just regenerate like 30hp any time you want to on zealot, as you get monster kills or something like that

[jovial cradle]

How’s the best class in the game doin today?

[placid fiber]

Cleansing the heretics, as always

[jovial cradle]

God bless the emperor

[proven thicket]

God-Emperor bless us, you mean?

[jovial cradle]

Such blasphemy shouldn’t go unpunished

[hushed knoll]

GO MY ARAB

SCARAB

[hushed knoll]

I love him

[sterile stone]

Stan summoning Arabs like yugioh monsters

[hushed knoll]

I meant scarab

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[hushed knoll]

[jovial cradle]

The thing in halo?

[hushed knoll]

What

[jovial cradle]

Gosh I wish I was on my phone so I could steal this

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-gif-19575284

[jovial cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-hello-chat-gif-master-chief-hello-chat-hello-chat-meme-gif-25650006

[grizzled tusk]

what is order of importance of stats on Heavy Sword VII?

[hushed knoll]

I've never played Halo

[grizzled tusk]

Damage, First Target, Cleave Damage, Defenses, Cleave Targets - for reference

[jovial cradle]

Want me to run all the games with you? Should take a week but I’d get you through on legendary

Halo 2 is the worst in legendary tho

Cause it’s super long super hard

[hushed knoll]

That's ok thanks though, I don't really have an interest in Halo tbh

Is it co-op?

[jovial cradle]

Cartographer be like

[jovial cradle]

Yeah all of em

[jovial cradle]

Tbf halo stole from 40k

Not the entire lore but some aspects of it

Halo has hope. Let’s put it that way

40k you hope its just chaos invading you

[grizzled tusk]

like, is that worth picking up?

[mossy scarab]

Cara isn't good for HS, but the stats are good. Could gamble on it.

[jovial cradle]

Exactly what I was thinkin. The stats looks really decent on it

Just hope you get a good role on the blessings and you’re gucci

I’d rather have a good blessing role and modify my perks how I want than the opposite

But that’s personal preferences for me since I don’t want to go through a whole ton of grindin

[hollow mantle]

Yeah those stats are great

[rocky marsh]

on wound build can is it bad to go down?
i figured if i have extra wounds might as well make use of it :p

also xD

[hollow mantle]

It's great if you are doing it intentionally and in a safe spot

Your team will be happy that you are giving yourself lots of HP all the time

[grizzled tusk]

but then you have to get damaged to get that 40% dmg 20% as... so dying doesn't really achieve anything?

[indigo quartz]

woe, nurgle's blessing daemonhost be upon you

[hollow mantle]

Gets your hp back. The build isnt just good for maximizing the benefits. It also gives you a reason to run that many wounds so you benefit on both sides. more room to go into fights at higher hp, and then more benefit when you are lower

that being said I never run the keystone, but theres more to it than always having to be at low hp for it to make sense

[hushed knoll]

Why are you motrins

You don't even have Motrin in the UK

iirc

[frank night]

you did this Stan

[copper hawk]

stan

how do u know

[hushed knoll]

You decided to rename yourself

[copper hawk]

that ONE Thinge.

[royal vortex]

"why would they put honey in a pot" energy

[hushed knoll]

I forced you to do nothing

[copper hawk]

how do u KNOWE

[hushed knoll]

What

[copper hawk]

that MOTRIN isn't available in BR*TAIN

[hushed knoll]

I just assume

[copper hawk]

r u spy ?

[hushed knoll]

Why are you censoring Britain

[copper hawk]

r u infiltrate ?

r u gumshoe sleuth ?

i onto u .

[hushed knoll]

If I was, why would I tell you

[copper hawk]

[royal vortex]

..?

why

[hushed knoll]

Because

I feel like Brits have more British sounding over the counter medicines

Like "Tipps' throat-coat"

[copper hawk]

sounding over the counter medicines

do NOT

[royal vortex]

"throat coat"

why are you like this stan

[copper hawk]

throat coat

can i give u a throat hug stan

[left iron]

[copper hawk]

physically wounded me 2 say

[hushed knoll]

https://www.traditionalmedicinals.com/products/throat-coat-tea

[copper hawk]

astaghfirullah the merciful will kill me

[hushed knoll]

I have throat coat in my house

[copper hawk]

do NOT google what i said stan

[hushed knoll]

What

[frank night]

mashallah may allah increase cica's suffering

[hushed knoll]

Why are you like this

[copper hawk]

mashallah and may allah mean the

[left iron]

[copper hawk]

same thing

[hushed knoll]

Inshallah cica will be snuggled owo

[copper hawk]

u infidel

[frank night]

twice as nice

[copper hawk]

as ur punishment

[hushed knoll]

Sugar and spies?

Spice

[copper hawk]

i cast spell: acute arterial thrombosis

[hushed knoll]

That's rude af

[misty ravine]

mfw brits call keyboards "tippy toppy tappy typers"

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-doorbell-grumpy-worthikids-lightning-gif-8286517678131121022

[frank night]

u cant cast shit MP pig

[copper hawk]

jsut did

i cast 9x19 parabellum

[hushed knoll]

Do they actually

[copper hawk]

like 17 of them

[hushed knoll]

Parabellum is a latin word

[copper hawk]

(u pulled out ur wallet it looked suspiciously like a gun i couldn't of known i had 2 to do what i had 2 do)

[hushed knoll]

What is this roleplay

[copper hawk]

this isn't roleplay stan

this is srs business

[hushed knoll]

What

[copper hawk]

i'm tired of u not takin this srsly

ur rlly strainin our relationship

ever since u met my mother in law u've not been the same

[hushed knoll]

You're the one who cheated on me with Javier

Don't act like this is my fault

[copper hawk]

motorized rollingham

shut the FUCK up stan

[hushed knoll]

Lol

[copper hawk]

MOTORIZED ROLLINGHAM

[hushed knoll]

What

Infidel? More like infidelity cuz u cheated on me

[copper hawk]

look

twenty dollars is twenty dollars

my lawyer has advised me not to speak any more on this topic

[hushed knoll]

you sloot 😠

[fading vale]

hi staniel

[hushed knoll]

Hi Laz chan

What's poppun

Pope

Poppin

[left iron]

[copper hawk]

Pope Poppin

[fading vale]

Pope

[hushed knoll]

ICE NO

[copper hawk]

u cant say that

[wraith helm]

The most productive zealot conversation

[copper hawk]

u cant make threatz on the pope like that

stanvid.

[hushed knoll]

I want to put ice on a frozen icicle and then blow a hairdryer at him

[copper hawk]

so troo cropped porn pfp

[hushed knoll]

You just threatened to put food on my family

[copper hawk]

spit yo shit indeed !!

[left iron]

Im taking notes of every threat you make against me

[fading vale]

I guess you can call me the pope if you want, I am a divine being after all

[hushed knoll]

You can't take notes

[copper hawk]

the old anime char who is actually a badass

[hushed knoll]

Those pants are from hell not from loaf

Heaven

[left iron]

[hushed knoll]

ICE

[fading vale]

wtf kind of hellish being wears gold pants

they are a gift from the God emperor

[hushed knoll]

The God emperor is merely a pompous zombie

[frank night]

[hushed knoll]

Mittins

I am going to make a hammock out of organic hemp

And then light it on fire

[frank night]

ok

[hushed knoll]

And you will be responsible

[frank night]

why

i am literally like

[hushed knoll]

That my artisinal craft is destroyed

[frank night]

multiple hundreds of miles away

from your self-immolation

[hushed knoll]

Sometimes those that guide fate with the hands of plucked leather will not look deeply into the threads that bind the ties that hold the feather

[fading vale]

what

[hushed knoll]

It's a metaphor

[vocal pulsar]

@south folio

[fading vale]

is this an original

[hushed knoll]

I'm not immolating wtf

[hushed knoll]

Yes why

[fading vale]

just wanted to make sure I can make fun of you for it

[hushed knoll]

Hi Makar

Maknar

MANKAR

[left iron]

[fading vale]

MAKNAR

[frank night]

MAKNAR

[tulip valve]

MAKNAR

[hushed knoll]

Why would you make fun of my beautiful prose

[copper hawk]

Maknar the Red

[hushed knoll]

Laz

You need to look deeper

Go very deep

What do you think it means

[fading vale]

plucked leather

[hushed knoll]

It's obviosuly a reference to the OJ trial when the gloves shrank from the blood of the slain 😒

This is why you should have paid attention in English class

[fading vale]

obviously

[misty ravine]

If the glove does not fizzle you must acquizzle

[hushed knoll]

LMAO

I just spit out my metaphorical drink

[fading vale]

maybe if you were my sensei

[hushed knoll]

I'm your kouhai

[left iron]

[fading vale]

[hushed knoll]

Where is ur business card kouhai chan

Arigato

How am I doing

[fading vale]

[hushed knoll]

Wow I've never seen you Qatar that emote before

Use

[mossy scarab]

What the fuck does this even mean?

[fading vale]

who knows

[hushed knoll]

What's your interpretation

[mossy scarab]

That you need more drugs

[fading vale]

stan is simply a philosopher beyond our comprehension

[hushed knoll]

I'm actually very down to earth

I will soon release my sutoobiogaryy

Autobiography

[mossy scarab]

Biogary

[fading vale]

Isn't it funny how down to earth is sometimes a passive insult in the south

[placid salmon]

because everyone in the south is fucking insane

[mossy scarab]

The south should never be used as a basis of comparison

[fading vale]

they are trying to be all fake nice and then call your girlfriend or whatever down to earth

[copper hawk]

up to heaven

[left iron]

Sutoobiogaryy

[mossy scarab]

Jum Cantorpe's Sutoobiogarry

[royal vortex]

im down to ocean

[hushed knoll]

Is it?

[hushed knoll]

What does this mean

Oh

The ocean is the earth tho

What

Geography fail

[royal vortex]

it was a stupid joke

it's nonsense

[fading vale]

I'm down to Marianas trench

[hushed knoll]

Sorry Josho

[royal vortex]

you are not forgiven

[hushed knoll]

You need Jay shoes

Juice

Jesus

[royal vortex]

@spring void

[fading vale]

yeah it's like calling them homely or something

[mossy scarab]

Jesus's juice shoes

[hushed knoll]

Jesus probably didn't drink juice

[fading vale]

what is wine if not grape juice

[fading vale]

oh you missed the Marianas trench context didn't you

[royal vortex]

the what

[fading vale]

just another stanism that is overly sexual

[royal vortex]

[fading vale]

said it in voice

[hushed knoll]

I said that??

[royal vortex]

i dont wanna know

[hushed knoll]

We were talking about trying to get your trouser snake out of an underwear slot

That's all it was referencing

It wasn't sexual

[royal vortex]

stan

not in front of the kids

[hushed knoll]

[left iron]

[polar plover]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-cute-milk-bowl-gif-5068068

[polar plover]

thats me as a zealot trying to stay focused on elites :3

[frank night]

ALARM

[hushed knoll]

No wtd

Wtf

Look

There's nothing scary about it

[jovial cradle]

Spiders are scary

[frank night]

my god

they're everywhere

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-avengers-avengers-assemble-thanos-end-game-gif-24278527

[royal vortex]

it's over

[jovial cradle]

The spiders?

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/sped-up-silly-hardbass-donut-child-gif-10184674274506156146

[clear knot]

i caught it

[fading vale]

so how is palworld

[fleet zealot]

Fun

[clear knot]

im enjoying

[hushed knoll]

It’s plaguauruiti

Plagjeins

Plagiarism

Fuck this phone

Takes 3 tries for autocorrect to kick in

[jovial cradle]

Slaving

[spare dome]

autocorrect is a markov chain program that has been trained to recognize the language patterns of trillions upon trillions of sentences and billions of people but even it cant deduce the inner workings of Stan

[jovial cradle]

Who cares? Big corpo gets shakened and people still defend them

[hushed knoll]

Markov?

[spare dome]

markov

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markov_chain#:~:text=A Markov chain or Markov,the state of affairs now."

[jovial cradle]

Palworld scares game freaks and it’s a good thing

No corpo should have the final say on something because people enable them to do so

[fading vale]

Bruh wth is this big change to reeses happening soon

[hushed knoll]

[jovial cradle]

They gon remove the peanut butter?

[hushed knoll]

WHAT

[jovial cradle]

Can I frame this?

[hushed knoll]

DOUGH HIIIIII

DOUGH DOUGH DOUGH

[jovial cradle]

@hushed knoll i like your funny words magic man

[hushed knoll]

Am I magic?

[fading vale]

I just saw an ad and they are announcing some change to reeses during superbowl

[jovial cradle]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[hushed knoll]

The fuck

[hushed knoll]

How can they change it

[jovial cradle]

Bro wat

[jovial cradle]

Fr

[hushed knoll]

You just said I am magic

[jovial cradle]

I’m wondering if you’re a magic spider

[hushed knoll]

They are now going to switch to organic nut butter

I am not a spider

I just stan spider toes

[north sedge]

What

[jovial cradle]

For when the New Testament of @hushed knoll

[hushed knoll]

OH DOUGH you are an art person. What is your interpretation of what I said

[fading vale]

from a little earlier this morning

[copper hawk]

glognut

[hushed knoll]

No

[north sedge]

Nonsense

[jovial cradle]

Babe wake up the new meme has dropped

[hushed knoll]

Try hard as if you had to