zealot-class

[south folio]

until death 😔

[spare talon]

5 seconds of invulnerability
meaning you take 0 damage
corruption is a form of damage
yet it still can be applied during invulnerability

someone explain how that makes sense

[polar nexus]

Oh exhil I tried a Deadshot + scattershot no respite Kant on focus target (I was trying different loadout). It's stupid fun

[spare talon]

a trapper in a bad spot should be "get fucked, now youre downed and lost a wound"
not "get fucked, im removing you from the game entirely"

[spare dome]

because you actually do take damage, the game just resets your HP to 1

thats why poxwalkers are chonking all that hot purp into your health bar with ease

[ripe quest]

I don't play vet.

[south folio]

cringe

[polar nexus]

Actually more fun than zealot tbh

[zinc talon]

[polar nexus]

Build wise

[zinc talon]

what the FUCK

I already have all this shit

[spare dome]

yea sadly its a repeat

[zinc talon]

oh

oh.

yall finally got the Forbidden Outfit.

[ripe quest]

Wasn't that the one that was released for like an hour on accident

[zinc talon]

yeah

they didn't have the headpiece in when they put it out the first time

so I still have one thing from that forbidden sale

[ripe quest]

Also flechette bad man-stopper good

[polar nexus]

No respite scattershot is better. But bleeding a horde to death is funnier

[spare dome]

cant think of much to do with such orange pants

[polar nexus]

Black top

[ripe quest]

I meant in the context of crowd damage.

Lawby specifically.

Agri kinda too but for a different reason.

[zinc talon]

this was the headpiece they had up during the Forbidden Sale

as far as I know it's still unreleased before or sincve

[spare dome]

muffled fanaticism

[grave ravine]

Sup fellas. This worth picking up on zealot? It's in the requisitorum for me

[spare dome]

an excellent meme knife

[zinc talon]

hadron finally smiles upon me

[grave ravine]

I figured that would be, like, too much bleed? I should maybe swap one of the blessings right

[sharp zodiac]

You are MARKETABLE SECURITIES

[polar nexus]

With the special and BP keystone oO

[polar nexus]

Swap lacerate for uncanny at least

[ripe quest]

For crowd damage having the unlimited cleave thing regardless of Lawby's damage falloff on special is super nice.

[full nebula]

anyone have a good autogun build?

[grave ravine]

Thanks I'll try that. Haven't used a knife with zealot since before the big patch so I wanted to test it out again.

[full nebula]

i have a pretty good braced columnus and agrippinaa

[polar nexus]

Ff + DS or ff / DS + a utility blessing like stripped down

[polar nexus]

Ahh yeah. Scattershot manstopper is probably better

[ornate bone]

Knife's weakness being hordes is a meme tbh

Like all melee weapons, your weakness is murdering elites and specialists through thick hordes

It's why revolver and plasma are instant picks even for a weapon like knife

[zinc talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oNpb0dLNhE&ab_channel=WarriorTier

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/freaking-out-concerned-confused-crazy-look-itysl-gif-17618875465987313259

[sharp zodiac]

Why his nose so big

Hah

[ornate bone]

Getting the knife lights to one-hit poxwalkers can be a bit tricky, but with the way zealot stacks melee damage and attack speed, I don't think many would be unhappy to have a weapon throwing one-shots around at 30% or 50% stacked attack speed (or was chastise 10%?)

[sharp zodiac]

Big ass nose lmfao

[ornate bone]

Either way, with zealot having access to infested and all sorts of damage, you can easily make the knife comfortable for hordes

[fleet zealot]

you dont evne use mk3 for it's horde clear

[ripe quest]

I feel like there's a better way to word it, because this isn't a weapon specific thing but rather something that applies to all melee weapons save for a few select outliers. If you look at each weapon and find what they are good at and what they're bad at, one of the things the knife is bad at are crowds of fodder and bruisers.

[fleet zealot]

mk6 has the real horde clear

and it's, okay, bad compared to other weapons but it isn't unusuable

[ornate bone]

I use mk3 because I don't like mk6 heavies

[polar nexus]

Chastise is 20.

[ripe quest]

Also this is like such a low bar idk. Knife has dogwater cleave values in general. Even the weapons that are considered on the lower end w/ crowd damage perform better. I think even Taxe has better light spam by default.

[fading vale]

hammer carapace buff when

[ripe quest]

Haha Chaxe will reign supreme

[spare dome]

taxe and knife is the same actually

but having BM and power on hit is a big help

[fading vale]

taxe has BM so no

[ripe quest]

It's got better 2nd target at the cost of like 2% less first target on weakspot hit

also yeah BM but that's unfair

lol

[ornate bone]

My bar is the weapon not feeling hopeless like pre-buff dueling sword was

[polar nexus]

Taxe vs knife?

[fading vale]

if BM was 1 additional target maybe that would be ok but idk man

[ornate bone]

Where you'd attack slower than knife, cleave fuck-all and not even have good buffs to one-hit them

[ripe quest]

Taxe lights vs Knife lights yes.

[polar nexus]

Do you have the numbers for the heavies?

[fading vale]

but the knife heavy is what matters

[ripe quest]

We were talking about crowd damage w/ the Mk III iirc

[fading vale]

fair

[ornate bone]

Admittedly though, I wish knife lights had better headshot priority

[polar nexus]

Actually, knife is balanced. It has weak and strong point

[fading vale]

well they just have different hitboxes so you have to move your camera around

[polar nexus]

That you can build around

[ornate bone]

It's not too hard to hit the shoulder while aiming for the head

[fading vale]

you can't point at heads with knife and expect to hit heads

[polar nexus]

Everything with BM is pb

[coarse birch]

Bm is so fucked up

[ornate bone]

I wonder how BM knife would do

[coarse birch]

Deathblow feels similar to me as ive been running hsword recently

[fading vale]

I mean deathblow is BM

[ornate bone]

BM at home

[vocal pulsar]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa @royal vortex @vivid hawk

[royal vortex]

my idol

[ripe quest]

Them using the exact same base template but having different names boggles me.

[coarse birch]

Yeah its like

The same

Lol

[ornate bone]

I mean

Don't we have rampage with different values for the same tiers?

[coarse birch]

Across weapons ye

[ripe quest]

And it's still called Rampage

[fading vale]

did they not make rampage the same on every weapon

I know it was different before

[ripe quest]

They did on Zealot at least.

[ornate bone]

At this point being shatfarked is, as me mum used to say, inbebitable

[fading vale]

psword rampage I thought was 36% but idk

[polar nexus]

France tried to trial him...

[ripe quest]

Yeah I think they standardized it.

[ornate bone]

Aw

[fading vale]

hsword having 15% headtaker before

like what

[ornate bone]

They unfatsharked it?

[coarse birch]

Seems that way

[ornate bone]

Hoe atypical

[coarse birch]

Maybe one day BM will be tuned down

[ornate bone]

How

[royal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/unicouniuni-tux-cat-tuxedo-cat-uni-sea-urchin-gif-27358526

do this to bm

[coarse birch]

And then i can use caxe

[south folio]

blow death'

[ornate bone]

His name is Big Boobs

[fading vale]

all I want is for hammer normals to do more to maniac and hammer special to do more to carapace, but this was semi caused by power creep

[south folio]

+hammer damage based on how fast you spin your camera in the correct direction

[fading vale]

yes

please

[ripe quest]

4k dpi mfs

[ornate bone]

Funny, isn't it

[fading vale]

I would take that blessing every day of the week

[ornate bone]

Hammer used to reliably one-shot ogryns

[coarse birch]

That would be great lol

[ripe quest]

Just spin on top of a boss and slam them lmao

[south folio]

you're all sick bastards

[ornate bone]

Now we have more ogryns

[fading vale]

nothing feels better than swiping your camera to smash a head in

[north sedge]

it still kills bulwarks and reapers fine

just crushers

[ornate bone]

And less reliable one-shots

[coarse birch]

I swipe my camera on not hammer anyway

More cleave

[fading vale]

yeah that's the problem, is now there's a bunch of other melee that deletes crushers which is what I meant by power creep

[north sedge]

yea

[ornate bone]

I remember when Dirty Bomb made the katana stab linger a shitload of time and not go away on hit

[fading vale]

the crusher and mauler HP changes were a bit wack imo

[ornate bone]

People would beyblade around the map

[south folio]

pro gaming

[ornate bone]

One-shot a load of people

[polar nexus]

@vocal pulsar "As the charges against Sagawa in France had been dropped, the French court documents were sealed and were not released to Japanese authorities; consequently, Sagawa could not legally be detained in Japan. Sagawa checked himself out of the hospital on 12 August 1986, and subsequently remained free until his death.[2] "

[ornate bone]

Phantom's release was chaotic

[polar nexus]

That's fucked up, I remember hearing and reading about that while growing up

[royal vortex]

i don't really mind it but it gets super tiring when im playing a headshot weapon w/o rending and like 20 maulers spawn

me with my no deadshot agri iag build

shooting maulers in the chest

[south folio]

oh so that's who captain spectrum is

[fading vale]

it just felt more annoying than anything

[ornate bone]

I should play knife zealot a bit today and record the horde light spam

[royal vortex]

mankar called me it in vc

[south folio]

lmao

[royal vortex]

wh

[ornate bone]

Hah

[royal vortex]

how did u find out so fast

[ornate bone]

Acoustic

[coarse birch]

But then rending also just invalidates them lol

[south folio]

you smell like good dough to me

ready to be baked

recognizable from miles away

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/great-teacher-onizuka-gif-25044670

[royal vortex]

ur sick in the head

[ornate bone]

Drug encouragement

[fading vale]

you missed some peak stan earlier

[royal vortex]

yea

[ornate bone]

Arrest Arco

[royal vortex]

i know

i was darktiding

[south folio]

no

[north sedge]

do you know

[royal vortex]

i saw like 8 ppl in the vc with stan

[north sedge]

do you

[royal vortex]

and knew shit was popping

[ornate bone]

I'm calling uhhhh Texas police

[royal vortex]

no

i know i missed some stan stuff

idk what i missed

[ornate bone]

Or some other weed no bueno state

[north sedge]

let's just say you should quiz him on greek mythology

[south folio]

well, post the audio recording

[royal vortex]

wh

oh god

[south folio]

show the evidence

[coarse birch]

Oh no

[fading vale]

Achilles died by being dipped in gold and held up by his heel

[south folio]

oh my god

[coarse birch]

Fucking

[north sedge]

also coom inflation, unrelated

[coarse birch]

What

[royal vortex]

HOW IS HE AN ENGLISH TEACHER

???????

[north sedge]

haha

[ornate bone]

European history quizes when femboys show up

[royal vortex]

ARE YOU FUCKING

KIDDING ME

[north sedge]

medusa turned people to gold too btw

[coarse birch]

Bro had 30 things mixed into one

[buoyant pecan]

[royal vortex]

[fading vale]

took him like 15 minutes of hints to figure out what midas did

[south folio]

how is it possible for stan to be so disappointing in so many fields

[north sedge]

and then some pants mysteriously fell on his head

[south folio]

???

[ornate bone]

Sometimes I think knowing about Roman history automatically makes a man more receptive to wearing skirts

[coarse birch]

Sometimes i wonder if stan is just next level trolling us

[fading vale]

Stan just devotes all his brainpower to language related things

[coarse birch]

Are you sure

He can't spell

[royal vortex]

i dont understand

legitimately

he's an english teacher

isn't this like

[median steeple]

so is his ramblings just words of a higher being?

[south folio]

well that is just hand-eye coordination i suppose

[royal vortex]

i can't

[fading vale]

no that's just because his phone hasn't picked up his scent

[south folio]

sooo truueeeee

[coarse birch]

Oh my bad

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/impress-based-american-psycho-very-based-impressive-very-based-gif-21665669

[north sedge]

if you get him talking about linguistics, he can talk the talk

[ornate bone]

Schizophrenia isn't an illness, it's shaman powers

[atomic coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-23441586

[north sedge]

but anything else is a mad scramble

[fading vale]

it's real

[royal vortex]

he can talk about linguistics he just can't perform them

[south folio]

if only, so that I can wear skirts in the god damn heat of the summer

[coarse birch]

Wait arco you wear skirts

[ornate bone]

The benadryl hat man is actually an animal spirit of modern society

[south folio]

nah 😔

[fading vale]

of course arco wears skirts

he's friends with Josho

[south folio]

TRUE

[buoyant pecan]

[royal vortex]

arent u also friends with josho

smh

[buoyant pecan]

Lazzor never said he didn't wear skirts

[fading vale]

I never said I didn't wear skirts, but I haven't yet afaik

[ornate bone]

Josho never reciprocated friendship to me

[royal vortex]

rebders

lmfao

[frozen glen]

did u really just make a bancho emote

[ornate bone]

He saved me from a fate worse than death

[south folio]

hi rebders

[buoyant pecan]

[royal vortex]

what a name

[coarse birch]

Hello rebders

[buoyant pecan]

[frozen glen]

coming from captain spectrum

also why is laz a krispy kreme machine now

[royal vortex]

mankar named me this

[fading vale]

Stan called me Glaze

[ornate bone]

Captain Spectrum when Colonel Autism shows up

[coarse birch]

And im mystery because stan thought that was my name

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-wreck-gif-24688521

[coarse birch]

For months

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/colonel-angus-might-be-rough-christopher-walken-saturday-night-live-i-may-be-rough-an-unpleasant-person-gif-18079466

[buoyant pecan]

It wasnt

???

[coarse birch]

No

[ornate bone]

Are you not

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-huh-steve-harvey-confused-gif-3998567347368525851

[coarse birch]

I am not being gaslit into this

[buoyant pecan]

???????

[south folio]

haven't you always been mystery

[buoyant pecan]

No one is gaslighting you

[ornate bone]

Gas is expensive, I'm not burning it

[frozen glen]

the nelson effect

[buoyant pecan]

Gaslighting isn't even a fucking thing

Your just crazy

[coarse birch]

i know better to to take queen seriously

[fading vale]

bro do you even play yoshi in melee

[ornate bone]

This is Nelson

[buoyant pecan]

Why would you take me? Excuse me? Consent plz

[ornate bone]

Queen still not being a girl makes it GYEY

Zealot chat has become home of sexual

[coarse birch]

I played him in 64/brawl/smash 4/start of ult before dropping him

[fading vale]

Time for a Steve intervention

[coarse birch]

Pog

[ornate bone]

Svete

[royal vortex]

zealot chat is pure

[coarse birch]

Steve is pure

[ornate bone]

Hairy pussy

[buoyant pecan]

I love the Steve OG skinpack

[coarse birch]

But i think he is only pure thing in this chat

[frozen glen]

sbeve

[buoyant pecan]

The other Steve skins are nice but they don't hit as hard as OG steve

Sbeve

[fading vale]

what's pure is our obsessive knowledge of DT

[ornate bone]

HD Steve texture pack

Photorealistic

[royal vortex]

im a hashtag darktide gamer

[buoyant pecan]

#Darktide Gamer

Lovely Steve

[fading vale]

I wish I could be that comfortable

[frozen glen]

he is zooted

[ornate bone]

one day i woke up and said who up darkin they tide and the toilet responded omg me and turned out the toilet was a recon psyker

Real event.

What do they call the underside of a cat's paw with those little beans?

[fading vale]

Steve on headscratches

[spare dome]

awkward. wanted to test this build as a martyrdom build but i only took two damage that game lmao

[coarse birch]

Lazoor hand reveal

[ornate bone]

He gitted gud

[spare dome]

so i guess its a good build

[coarse birch]

Also he is falling

Or just holding onto your shirt

[ornate bone]

Falling for the headscratches

[fading vale]

naw he's just wedged into there and kneading

[royal vortex]

find fire barrel

[buoyant pecan]

Limited edition Mexico Steve

[royal vortex]

stand

dummy

[coarse birch]

Pog????

[buoyant pecan]

Without the Mexico filter

[ornate bone]

Holy shit Breaking Bad filter.missign???????,?????,???

[misty mason]

dog

[placid fiber]

Aww man, why didn't anyone tell me I was missing important steve stuff?!

[buoyant pecan]

Burr durr am human

[fading vale]

Is that a mini schnauzer

[buoyant pecan]

Never noticed this moron has his tongue sticking out

XD

[misty mason]

You know it

[fading vale]

I love schnauzers

great dogs

[coarse birch]

I have 3 dogs but im not home

I probably have pictures

[placid fiber]

Put that thing away, there could be children

[misty mason]

he do be schnauzing

[fading vale]

I think I have at least one schnauzer picture somewhere....

[placid fiber]

over the rainbow...?

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/drifter-risk-of-rain-returns-drifter-risk-of-rain-returns-risk-of-rain-returns-drifter-gif-17792526599931004715

[coarse birch]

One of the dogs

[placid fiber]

How do we know that isn't a cow in dog skin?!

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-pat-gif-21482617

[fading vale]

giants are pretty great too

[placid fiber]

Asside from that being stupid, and ridiculous

[misty mason]

My wife met one last week

[coarse birch]

Also just for you laz heres a cat i know that likes to sit in bowls or bowl shaped objects

[misty mason]

When she took Sandwich to the dog park

[tulip valve]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/517736609345437718/779017156847337512/image0.gif

[misty mason]

I was very jealous

[fading vale]

they are super loving and loyal

[misty mason]

Apparently only minis are hypoalergenic, so I assume the other variants shed

[buoyant pecan]

We demand photos

You cannot be in any of them

Only the dogs

[coarse birch]

I sent a photo of one

[misty mason]

But they're all good dogs

[coarse birch]

Im not gonna reveal myself anyway

[placid fiber]

Or else the cabbage gets it

[buoyant pecan]

I scrolled

[coarse birch]

Sent

[buoyant pecan]

I didn't see dog

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-dog-gif-4951401

[fading vale]

I've had standards too, they all had lots of personality

[placid fiber]

b-but... what I f I want the dog with literally no personality so I could tell it my life troubles?

[placid fiber]

Every day

[misty mason]

Yeah Sammy certainly has a lot of personality

[placid fiber]

All day

Or maybe that was the stuffed animal...

[oak geyser]

I die inside when knife users join my team

[placid fiber]

they do be looking alike...

[oak geyser]

Why you gonna work 10 times as hard just to be twice as bad

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/hueningkai-txt-cute-dance-gif-20761280

[spare talon]

damn ok melk

[placid fiber]

You told Melk that you, personally, knew Lazorr as one of your bros didn't u...

[misty mason]

If those kids could read, they'd be very mad

[spare talon]

this is the one i got atm tho

which i still have never used

[placid fiber]

but what about for when we can dual wield flamers?

[coarse birch]

Overpressure is bugged last i knew

Might be worth grabbing

[placid fiber]

I'm not sure which I would be more excited about: Dual wielded crucis or flamers...

I mean the latter appeals to my pyromania... but the former appears to my hammer side

Damn it, I talked about hammers so much I gotta go play more han-d in rorr

[royal vortex]

my contracts are completed for the week

i have no purpose

[oak geyser]

Collect infinite money

Get that perfect 380 roll

Brick it

Repeat

[spare dome]

cash money

[placid fiber]

Jokes on you, people probably get off to that...

[oak geyser]

Gonna farm up a perfect god rolled eviscerator and vendor it on stream

[placid fiber]

I mean it's your weapon, you do with it what u want

[misty mason]

You pass butter

[full nebula]

oh my god

[north sedge]

oh my dog

[full nebula]

limousine mouse

[misty mason]

It's wild that it seems like every month or so they seem to jack up the prices of cosmetics

[minor sage]

hey man

inflation is hitting hard

these bottles were 89c like 6-8 years ago

$1 not on sale, .89 on sale from what I remember

[ripe quest]

Can't brick what's already perfect.

[polar nexus]

oh yeah it's 2900 again

[hushed knoll]

Poor lettuce :(

[hushed knoll]

Since when is there a bolt pistol???

[misty mason]

Yeah I think they've jacked up the single skins too

Like, the off set skins

[polar nexus]

since weapon custom mod

[misty mason]

Since never

[ripe quest]

You get it for Hardmode Orthus

[polar nexus]

i bought the vet cosmetic tho

[misty mason]

I dont really like many of the vet ones

This one is neat but like

Too many dollah

[coarse birch]

@royal vortex

[hushed knoll]

What

[hushed knoll]

What

[frozen glen]

you have to do the secret mode in orthus

[hushed knoll]

No

[frozen glen]

and it rewards you a random bolt pistol

[hushed knoll]

Stop gucking with me

Gucking

Gucking

Fucking

[ripe quest]

Once you beat it it'll pop up in Melks.

[frozen glen]

its a 40k game stan why wouldnt there be a bolt pistol

[ripe quest]

There's also a Double Barrel

[hushed knoll]

No

You're gucking with me

FUCKING

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/upright-citizens-brigade-ucb-touching-yourself-gif-19584494

[hushed knoll]

[fading vale]

gucking

[hushed knoll]

Laz go to bedge

[fading vale]

Not yet

[hushed knoll]

You need to bedge now

[fading vale]

It's 8:41

[hushed knoll]

It's 9:42

[fading vale]

Not my fault you live in the wrong timezone

[hushed knoll]

Auttiauth?

Austrlia

Australia

[hushed knoll]

No you

[north sedge]

Auttiauth

[misty mason]

Stan trying to summon an Eldritch deity

[hushed knoll]

No

[misty mason]

Auttitauth n'gwan c'thana

[hushed knoll]

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-yo-whats-up-team-fortress2-gif-22428822

[misty mason]

Also no

[fading vale]

Time for some Italian food tho

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/italian-hand-italy-montoncito-wtf-what-gif-14273561

[vivid hawk]

@royal vortex you actually did the name change

[north sedge]

oh man get some chicken biryani, maybe some butter chicken

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-sassy-molassy-gif-25074369

[hushed knoll]

😒

[fading vale]

that's my favorite Indian actor

[coarse birch]

9:42 is also pretty early lol

[hushed knoll]

No

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

It's almost 5:00 somewhere

[hushed knoll]

[ionic nymph]

Sniper popped me in the ship and I died at the end

[ripe quest]

Stan your pfp is a tarantula

[ionic nymph]

Total f

[hushed knoll]

It's a spider toe

[ripe quest]

It's a picture of a tarantula stan

[native nebula]

Is the knife speed movement buff from charging heavy swing seen on any other weapons?

[woeful oyster]

It is complete

[north sedge]

dueling sword

[jovial cradle]

W

[north sedge]

rip thunderstrike

[jovial cradle]

Wdym?

[north sedge]

worst of the impact blessings

[jovial cradle]

Am not too familiar with the zealot blessings. What else would you have instead?

[north sedge]

hammerblow or trauma

[jovial cradle]

Yeah okay I know trauma tho

[coarse birch]

Crusher only has the 4 blessings

[jovial cradle]

I use the tactical axe atm. Seems to be fun for crits

[woeful oyster]

Considering that the shit is gona be on floor any way, Thunderstrike is bigger damage in that case.

[north sedge]

trauma is repeated hit

hammerblow is just on hit

[jovial cradle]

Tbf I haven’t had the chance to get my hands on a decent crusher so I couldn’t even understand the mechanics around it

[north sedge]

thunderstrike is not actually, the other two are more consistent

[woeful oyster]

I see

Either way

[jovial cradle]

How about trauma/thunderstrick?

Couldn’t be a viable build?

[north sedge]

no

[hushed knoll]

It's a spider toe

[north sedge]

skullcrusher is mandatory

[woeful oyster]

My preference is Sc and Ts

[hushed knoll]

Yes, look at them

[jovial cradle]

Why?

[woeful oyster]

damage

[north sedge]

increased dmg

[jovial cradle]

So you don’t go for crits just true damage?

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pillsbury-doughboy-pillsbury-shades-sunglasses-cool-gif-22258477

[hushed knoll]

So sassy

[north sedge]

nothing is adding crits on crusher

only dmg blessing is skullcrusher

[hushed knoll]

How dare you

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-sassy-molassy-gif-25074369

[jovial cradle]

This is photoshopped

[jovial cradle]

What kind of build would you use with a crusher then?

[ripe quest]

Rename yourself immediately stan

[woeful oyster]

I use fury/marty build

[north sedge]

i use momentum

[woeful oyster]

but you could run it a couple different ways. I prefer king of swing style

[north sedge]

crit can work alright, but for most weapons marty/momentum will perform better

[ripe quest]

Crusher is funny w/ crit CDR due to having unlimited cleave on the activated swings.

[woeful oyster]

All I'm sayin is...The Crusher is OP

[coarse birch]

Yeah josho has said that it works with piety but i prefer momentum

[woeful oyster]

"Unstoppable" is not an understatement. At all.

[ripe quest]

Just like special PA into a crowd and then follow up w/ the single target combo onto your local staggered elite.

[ripe quest]

I wouldn't call it overpowered really but it's just a really good option.

[woeful oyster]

I mean...

Idk, man

[ripe quest]

If stuff were to be nerfed Crusher probs wouldn't be one of the first to be considered.

[woeful oyster]

But it is literally "Bonkers"

[ripe quest]

Overpowered implies it needs to be nerfed. Maybe down the line but it's in a solid spot rn.

[coarse birch]

Yeah theres def way more egregious stuff

And crusher requires some amount of brain power

[woeful oyster]

barely

[fleet zealot]

I think crusher is the best designed/well rounded weapon

it encourages use of combos and not just spamming the same move or chain

[woeful oyster]

I was all chips on the table for the hammer and evis before I got that crusher. Now it's my favorite weapon by a large margin

[north sedge]

That's fine, it's just not mega op or anything

[woeful oyster]

In terms of damage, true

Survivability is outta this world with it though.

[coarse birch]

Yeah its pretty safe

[north sedge]

Nobody's saying it's remotely bad, it's just not fucked up op

It's one the weapons i actually will play

[cerulean moth]

Well it’s op because I say so

[coarse birch]

I used to limit myself from the good weapons but at this point i just play w/e

I can only play certain things for so long

[north sedge]

For melee i just play what i find interesting

Which tends not to be brain off m1 horde mulch

[cerulean moth]

Can a #zealot-class boy and a #ogryn-class girl truely fall in love?

[royal vortex]

slab shield is peak mechanical complexity

had a shieldgryn earlier who walked up to gunners/shooters and just planted

even when i was in front of him fighting the shooters

eventually he walked forward... and planted again

[cerulean moth]

Change your name all you want Josho I know it’s you

You LOSER

[royal vortex]

ur so smart

[spiral anvil]

Who the heck is joshi

[stoic thistle]

which one should i go for ?

[spare talon]

dude what is going on with the brunt shop lately

my fresh lvl 30 brothers is dogshit in comparison

[spare talon]

wdym

[stoic thistle]

should i get the axe or the crusher or the hammer for my zealot?

[sharp zodiac]

What are the Rashad's stats

The blessings look good

[spare talon]

we cant see the stats, the perks, the blessings on any of them

plus they may be really good weapons but you might end up just hating to use them

[light holly]

Damage?

[spare talon]

thats not a ferret

[light holly]

Oh woops

[sharp zodiac]

If you don't enjoy using it no matter how good it is then don't use it, no kind of force you to use it thing, use what you like and find fun

[spare talon]

yeah that was gonna be my next point
you dont HAVE to buy something from melks shop

[coarse birch]

Become the meta

[light holly]

What'd they do to ferret

Thats a possum!

[spare talon]

not only does it rotate daily, the currency is basically weekly capped

[fleet zealot]

scrimblo

https://tenor.com/view/possum-gif-24544987

[north sedge]

Use what i say to use (put rolls of pennies in a sock and swing it around like a flail)

[spare talon]

so you should only buy stuff that you really know youll want, either for the blessing or for a really good weapon itself

[sharp zodiac]

I advocate this

[spare talon]

i would never recommend buying a weapon from there to try out for the first time because of how much currency you get per week

[cerulean moth]

That’s me with every chain axe

[sharp zodiac]

Do the shop with the servitor and try it at grey is my say

[cerulean moth]

All of them ass to use

Try it gay

Thanks Luna

[sharp zodiac]

If you don't like the feel or gameplay of it don't bother

[cerulean moth]

🙏

[sharp zodiac]

Hah

[spare talon]

what if i dont wanna try being gay

[sharp zodiac]

I Gotta chuckle out of that

[stoic thistle]

i honestly dunno whether to pick the hammer or the crusher

[stoic thistle]

chainaxes are ass

[cerulean moth]

Just made a French person laugh. Worst day of my life

[coarse birch]

The axe is the best rolled thing there

Hammer is totally bricked

[spare talon]

theyre good
theyre just really wonky to use, but are very effective if you can work with the wonky

[cerulean moth]

I’ll roll YOU idiot

[north sedge]

Chaxe is good

[spare talon]

i personally hate them though

[coarse birch]

Crusher can be made decent

[north sedge]

The hammer is dead on arrival

[jovial cradle]

Okay am bacc

[cerulean moth]

Imagine carrying someone for 9 months only find out they are a chain axe apologist

[stoic thistle]

I had some fun with them but their shortcomings made me miss the eviscerator

[stoic thistle]

sad

[cerulean moth]

Some of you are sick

[spare talon]

but just bear in mind that you wont be able to buy any of the other weapons that roll around until this coming sunday if you buy anything now, since you dont have much melkbucks right now

[stoic thistle]

i was gonna buy the hammer but decided to ask first

cause its only one i can pick

[placid salmon]

what's wrong with chain axes

[jovial cradle]

Can’t control my flu sorry

[sharp zodiac]

I got sick from a co-worker

[north sedge]

It has none of the stuff hammer needs

[sharp zodiac]

They didn't clean their hands and touched the food at the break room

[jovial cradle]

Fukem

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-7tv-gif-17891567587089381962

[jovial cradle]

Send em to the gullag

[sharp zodiac]

We work at a vet clinic with animals and their.. activities

[sharp zodiac]

Good idea

[spare talon]

remember that i initially made the worst build in the game on gameslantern with a chainaxe

[cerulean moth]

Chain axe users when the camera snaps to me fucking their moms

[jovial cradle]

Classic

[cerulean moth]

Suddenly it’s annoying to deal with???

[stoic thistle]

same

[jovial cradle]

What is even a chain axe?

[spare talon]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9aafd02e-2d1f-444f-8d9e-e12295da65c1/the-bestest-most-powerfulest-build-ever

[cerulean moth]

A kick me sign you hold

[stoic thistle]

game outlets bringing the dumbest people to make the builds

[spare talon]

it got updated to use the worst tac axe now though

since chaxes are servicable instead of dogshit as of this latest patch

[placid salmon]

man we never get to see the male advert zealot

[hushed knoll]

[north sedge]

Your name is Bath

[sharp zodiac]

I think it's time I lay down

The nightquill is making me fall over

[stoic thistle]

axe builds are squishy ?

[sharp zodiac]

Jesus I just had a moment of déjà vu

[coarse birch]

What was it

[coarse birch]

Not really

Caxe is quite safe and kills everything

Fast attack speed

And zealot is pretty durable by default

[stoic thistle]

first build i checked, the dude had 3 hp curios

[coarse birch]

That might just be a gamelanterns build moment unless someone in here really likes hp curios but toughness is more popular

[spare talon]

oh no
cringe

[coarse birch]

If you want advice id ask in here

The internet is pretty unreliable for this game gameslantern included

[stoic thistle]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9a92205f-e2d0-4a06-877c-f1bea1988a1e/powerful-mk-v-combat-axe-build?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[coarse birch]

Yeah do not use that build

[stoic thistle]

i have severe skill issue too, so i like tankier builds

[spare talon]

we have great advice such as
walk into a corner and raise and lower your stim quickly to appear as if youre jorkin it next to your team

[coarse birch]

As a matter of fact

That build might be satire

Also isnt chocob like a known player

[stoic thistle]

yos

youtuber

[coarse birch]

That might be a joke build then lol

He picked perks/blessings known for being bad and very strange talent choices

[spare talon]

lemme see

martyrs purpose

joke build 100%

[stoic thistle]

its a recent build too

[coarse birch]

Tbh the weapons already tipped me off

[spare talon]

SPEEDLOAD

[coarse birch]

Weakspot too

[spiral anvil]

This is the best advice

wait it's really by chocoB

His buildcrafting is really whack but since he's too good at the game I guess it doesn't matter

[eternal bolt]

he builds specifically to solo auric/maelstroms

if you aint doing that the build doesnt make sense

[spiral anvil]

He is the epitome of "idk, works for me"

[stoic thistle]

Pretty much

[spiral anvil]

Watching people like him play made me realise that patience is the best virtue

Backing up 2-3 rooms to clear a horde is worth it

[coarse birch]

Tbf i dont know what weakspot is getting him lol

[spiral anvil]

Rushing in to revive is too risky

Well depends on the situation

[coarse birch]

Yeah backing up is one of the strongest things in the game if it gets bad enough

[spiral anvil]

Using barrels 🥵

[coarse birch]

One of the most common wipe causes i see is people realizing they need to back up too late

[eternal bolt]

more damage on everything is better than damage on maniacs when youre solo

[spiral anvil]

Then the rear already has the elite wave

[coarse birch]

Sure but its +a pretty insignificant amount of damage

[spiral anvil]

In theory yes

But 15% weakspot is like nothing

[eternal bolt]

consistency>peaks when solo

more consistent damage always is better than more damage sometimes when you dont have teamates to kill things for you

[spare talon]

the math on it is really not helping at all

[stoic thistle]

So you mean i don't just dash into a room full of ragers and bulwarks

[spare talon]

it is 10% more damage on the increase in damage you get from hitting the head, not the total

[coarse birch]

No you do

Depends on what else shows up

And your wep lol

[spare talon]

so if your weapon deals 200 damage to the body and 300 to the head
you wont be dealing 330 damage with the perk
youd be dealing 310

[eternal bolt]

its still more damage against all enemy types

its specifically for solo play so he can benefit always

idk why thats hard to understand

[coarse birch]

Because its 10 more damage

Like

[spare talon]

because you get more value out of a much larger bonus against the enemies that not only have more health, but are higher priorty

[coarse birch]

He could run anything else and it would be more meaningful

10 more damage vs everything is probably not saving runs

He could have removed the second perk entirely and still had the same results in 99% of scenarios

[spare talon]

if this perk was maniac, the damage would have been 375 to the head

[north sedge]

It's probably locked in

[spiral anvil]

I don't think there's a single BP that can be achieved with weakspot damage

Probably

[spare talon]

hell, you could go with specialist or elite damage and get that 330 damage

[coarse birch]

True i didnt think of that

[spare talon]

but you can still set an ideal perk choice in gameslantern builds

[spiral anvil]

He just pasted whatever he was running at that time

[misty mason]

It's so funny seeing threads on reddit where someone is like
"OMG I just tried standard recommendation in discord for the past 6 months and it's such a game changer!"

[spare talon]

ikr

[north sedge]

Yea he's linking to this build in a video so it's gonna be what he has

[misty mason]

Man out here talking about how gunner resist is good actually

Like

[spare talon]

crAZy

[spiral anvil]

Isit good

[spare talon]

who woulda thunk it

[spiral anvil]

But revive speed tho

[misty mason]

Butt revive speed

[spare talon]

remember that guy who was arguing that it was actually the WORST perk on it and should NEVER be chosen

[coarse birch]

We have had a lot of random arguments

There was a "movement" game player arguing rebinding jump in this game was dumb and a skill issue

[stoic thistle]

Gunners have fucked me up more than I like

[fleet zealot]

wat

[spare talon]

i think rebinding jump is stupid instead of dodge

[fleet zealot]

even SOLO there is target prio

[misty mason]

Yeah thats why you run resist lol

[coarse birch]

Youd rather have jump on space?

[spare talon]

yes?
space is like hardwired into my brain as the jump button

[fleet zealot]

go elites or specs, or 25% vs a high prio armor type

[misty mason]

I dodge a lot more than I jump, so dodge got space and jump got alt

[coarse birch]

Ngl i have enough muscle memory dodging in this game i want it on a more accessible button

[spare talon]

shift is typically the movement ability in games so i set dodge to shift

[misty mason]

Sticky keys says what

[fleet zealot]

it is literally not about consistency because elites/specialists/groaners+walkers

is more consistent

[spare talon]

disabled

[jovial cradle]

Wat

[coarse birch]

Which for me is space

[misty mason]

Push shift 10 times fast

[stoic thistle]

It's just easier to put dodge on space

Or a mouse button

[coarse birch]

I have slide on mouse button lol

Er crouch ig

[spare talon]

slide/sprint and dodge on the same button is game changing im telling you

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bruh-annoyed-gif-21339312

[spare talon]

crouch is ofc on a different button

[fleet zealot]

like chocoB is a great player who can solo but he's also not the brightest bulb in the shed

[spare talon]

but sprint/dodge both being sprint is huge tbh

[stoic thistle]

The axe is so good

Wth

[misty mason]

Yeah my guy, caxe is probably our best weapon imo

Rashad that is

[spiral anvil]

Wait

Crouch too?

[fleet zealot]

even arguing consistency for weakspot/crit damage falls short when you can go the other 10% perks and do more while staying "consistent"

[spiral anvil]

That eats all your dodges though

[stoic thistle]

It's the one i got

[fleet zealot]

when breakpoints matter even more in solo cause you have no teammates chipping enemies for you

AHHH fuck i hate reading something that immediately takes all my brainpower

[spiral anvil]

Show me one breakpoint that needs 15% weakspot on axe

[fleet zealot]

I love how someone can just say 1 line of misinformation and you need a paragraph to explain why it's wrong

[jovial cradle]

The internet amiright

[misty mason]

Sometimes you dont

E.g. Sell then to who Ben? Fucking Aquaman?

[fleet zealot]

i swear if I get highlighted in another youtube video has a "harasser" i'm going to only react in ferret images with YES, NO, MAYBE text

[spiral anvil]

Perhaps

[jovial cradle]

Your legend preceeds you

[misty mason]

Imagine talking during game

[fleet zealot]

it's not even a legend, I only typed twice to the dude

[misty mason]

Gg during extraction, anything else is a distraction

[fleet zealot]

and he deleted it after I commented on his vid saying i'm willing to provide screenshots of the actual convo

[jovial cradle]

Some people just have a short fuse sometimes

Some people’s hive world didn’t get raided/pillaged. And it shows

[warped dragon]

Opossums are friends

[stoic thistle]

What are good perks for curios ?

[misty mason]

Possums bad

[coarse birch]

• hp + toughness + gunner resist

[misty mason]

Gunner resist, toughness, health
I'm also partial to extra money

[coarse birch]

i too like extra curios

its value

[misty mason]

What's the word

Dockets?

[coarse birch]

dockets

[misty mason]

Yeh

[stoic thistle]

Dockies

[misty mason]

Extra dockets gud

[coarse birch]

i run 2 tough one hp

[fleet zealot]

perks toughness, hp, resist, gunner>sniper>general corruption>all

and some people go dockets

[misty mason]

But only if you win consistently

[coarse birch]

snipers good too if you wanna stay under the over 50% hp threshold

but if you dont get sniped often dont worry about it

[stoic thistle]

Toughness regen or % ?

[coarse birch]

%

toughness regen is worthless on zealot

[stoic thistle]

A sniper ended a very good run for me yesterday

[coarse birch]

it shuts off in melee which is like

lol

and also shuts off out of cohrency

[fleet zealot]

flat toughness

toughness regen is bad on zealot

[bleak sierra]

What's the best mission for this? Karnak twins?

[stoic thistle]

Got the hp curios so i will go for toughness and gunners

[misty mason]

Oubliette assassination I believe

One of the assassinations, I think oubliette

[spare talon]

thats kinda dumb
i just clutched a game with visible ease, then the entire team went down again

not like 2 minutes later

not in a position where i could get em up

[misty mason]

How rude of them

[stoic thistle]

They believe in you

[spare talon]

after clearly seeing i am competent enough to save the game

[coarse birch]

pub moment

[spare talon]

they decide to all leave

[jovial cradle]

Their lost

[median steeple]

the pub experience

[jovial cradle]

The reason why lfg is goated

[spare talon]

actually because one of them left before they died, they didnt drop the medipack they were holding
and after one too many sniper shots from a firing line 30 miles away i went down

yknow what woulda helped

a medipack

[jovial cradle]

Teamates with a braincell

[spare talon]

i honestly dont care if theyre good or bad, i can drag most games to the finishline regardless

its when they are actively being a detriment to me
thats when i care

[jovial cradle]

Yeah but that’s just not as fun as having a team that know how to stay togheter

[spare talon]

the most fun i have in this game is winning against impossible odds

so i honestly dont mind having teammates who dont know how to do that

[jovial cradle]

Maybe try doin just maelstrom then

[spare talon]

this was in the auric maelstrom, what i was describing

[jovial cradle]

Gotcha

[coarse birch]

yeah i can deal with bad teammates so long as its not like 20 games in a row

if i get one good teammate in particular its totally fine

[jovial cradle]

As long as they aren’t rude whatever their level is fine fr

[misty mason]

If someone is below 20 in damnation I give em the side eye no matter what

[jovial cradle]

Ma bad, I meant skill level. Ain’t playing to babysit people

Pub exists for leveling up fr

[misty mason]

Ah

All I play is pubs

[jovial cradle]

That’s also fine. But when I want to play the game and grind I always do LFG. If not just for screwing around I do pubs

[bleak sierra]

Gotcha, does karnak still work though?

If we use the bell skip

[jovial cradle]

I think any raid/strike missions are also easy if you have a 3 more dagger builds zealot/vet

[bleak sierra]

Ty ty

What's the difference between raid and strike again?

[spare talon]

the mission types dont matter too much, theyre just what the final objective of the mission is

story wise, not always gameplay wise

raid is going to get a thing
strike is going to attack a thing

[jovial cradle]

They are faster than repairing missions or anything that asks you to stay in one place

[shy osprey]

if i wanted to get feedback on my build, where's the right place to post a photo?

[jovial cradle]

Just cause you can zoom through em

[spare talon]

ascension riser would like a word with you

[jovial cradle]

Here

[jovial cradle]

We don’t talk about that mission

[spare talon]

the only repair is one of the fastest missions if done correctly

not as fast as assassinations, but still faster than most

[jovial cradle]

I just hate climbing, I like shooting

[spare talon]

what does shooting mean

this is zealot chat

[shy osprey]

any thoughts?

[jovial cradle]

My 373 colomnus rifle would lile a word with you

[spare talon]

never never never martyrs purpose

[shy osprey]

it seems decent on damnation

[bleak sierra]

[sharp zodiac]

I'd take it off and put it into double wind ye

[jovial cradle]

Bruh, don’t say that. It’s actually not a too bad of a build

[spare talon]

not martyrdom

[sharp zodiac]

And I'd also go for thy wrath be swift

[spare talon]

martyrs purpose

[jovial cradle]

You just have to play low health all the time in order to get your damage output

[shy osprey]

why? ive been messing around but havent looked online yet

[jovial cradle]

True ma bad

[spare talon]

this perk is ass

it is health damage only

[bleak sierra]

Sleeper OP

[bleak sierra]

Nvm

[spare talon]

meaning if you lose half of your total health
you get half of your ability

[jovial cradle]

Yeah cause curios do it faster annyway true

[shy osprey]

oh yeah. im doing toughness on kill build

so

i pair it with a flamer

[spare talon]

no, those are too low to justify using

12% is only a few seconds at the maximum you can stack on curios

[final zealot]

I LOVE KILLING HERETICS IN THE NAME OF THE GOD EMPEROR

[spare talon]

crit cdr is where the real cooldown reduction comes from

[shy osprey]

is it better to go for +15 toughness or 5% tough damage reduction

[jovial cradle]

I mean I paired it with my build/curios and my talisman. I just need to crit a couple ennemies and I can cast it again

[spare talon]

where are these choices youre talking about

[shy osprey]

anywhere

i have 1 point

[jovial cradle]

It’s prob on the tree

[spare talon]

yeah but typically youd want the actual nodes since thats where the juicy stuffs at

[shy osprey]

👍

[shy osprey]

uhh

[spare talon]

they are referred to as "travel nodes" for a reason

[jovial cradle]

Some of em do be juicy tho

[shy osprey]

15 toughness after immolation grenade, 5 reduction under beacon of purity or before judgment

[spare talon]

crit cdr is a flat value of 1.5 seconds per enemy hit with a crit, and since you hit multiple enemies per swing, its much more valuable to rely on the crit to carry all the weight of that and use perks like gunner resist and more toughness on your curios

[shy osprey]

actually

i could take second wind, scourge or enduring faith

[spare talon]

what weapon is this even for

[jovial cradle]

That’s fair enough fr. Cause I was focusing on health and toughness for my main perks and then I wasn’t sure what to build for the other perks

[shy osprey]

im running an eviscerator and a flamer

so i can pop a rush and 1 hit most everything

[summer breach]

is mobility a major stat? cuz it feels like a good roll

[spare talon]

this is what i would use

@shy osprey

youd be sacrificing the damage of sustained assault for twbs, and moving the point from martyrs purpose to get second wind

[jovial cradle]

The flamer do be wildin

[spare talon]

stats are pretty good, hits all the marks you need for a flamer
but every single perk and blessing on there is bad

[shy osprey]

ill give it a try

wanna go bully the twins on damnation for the first time

[summer breach]

thanks, I haven't touched flamers and the statrolls seemed pretty nice

[spare talon]

twbs is night and day trust me
it says it gives melee stun immunity, but it also applies to ranged
gunners will never stun or stagger you anymore

[shy osprey]

👀

hol up

HUH?

[spare talon]

i can show you if you want

[shy osprey]

sure

how

[shy osprey]

uh

HUH

I HAVE NEEDED THIS

FOR SO LONG

[spare talon]

i never play zealot without it

[shy osprey]

also is it better to have a ranged option like an autogun, or fully lean into melee zealot

i like melee zealot

[spare talon]

its just really good

allows for silly rager engagements too

[spare talon]

i fully lean into melee, but it all depends on the build and weapon
most people run flamers with weapons that have bad horde clear, such as hammers or knives
people with good all rounders run stuff like shotguns or revolvers or braced autoguns

it all just depends on what you plan on using it for

[heavy arch]

if horde music happeens during an objective like lets say grabbing power cells, would you stop doing obj to kill horde or do obj and horde

[spare talon]

i use a revolver for specialist deletion, cutting holes in groups of elites, and carapace piercing with handcannon/surgical

[spare talon]

fuck it we ball

[heavy arch]

my team wont let me ball

[south folio]

if it's something like pmatrix's finale, the safe bet is to fight the wave

cuz of the mauler/rager spawns after you place a cell in

I usually just try to speed run it cuz fuck my team

[spare talon]

same

[south folio]

for ascension riser's midevent, hope that you can rush the cells in right after the button has been pressed

enclavum is where you hope you have at least 2 teammates camping either side or be mildly pestered along your way

I don't think Ive had too much trouble with enclavum's midevent

[coarse birch]

enclavum mid event isnt bad yeah

the batteries arent pressured super hard

[heavy arch]

yeh its enclavum mid

[spare talon]

oh yeah @shy osprey since you didnt know about twbs ranged immunity, do you know about chastise/furys ranged armor downgrade

[shy osprey]

huh

imma be honest. i dont know a lot

[placid salmon]

wait, doing a mission quickly? couldn't you use the bells on orthus for that one penance?

[shy osprey]

no i dont

[spare talon]

sorry im in a maelstrom rn lol
during the duration of chastise/fury (your dash), your ranged weapons deal damage to enemies as if their armor was one tier lower
you deal damage to carapace as if it was flak armor
you deal damage to flak as if they were unarmored

[shy osprey]

all g all g

oh lawd

[spare talon]

this means you can absolutely obliterate enemies with carapace with a flamer if you use your charge for it

[shy osprey]

you can charge

[spare talon]

since it considers the burn ranged damage

[shy osprey]

with a range weapon?

HUUUUh?

ive only ever done it with a melee

[spare talon]

do into the meatgrinder and charge at a crusher while using your flamer

see what it does

[shy osprey]

in the karnak damnation rn

ill check it out tho

[spare talon]

i would send a video of it if i wasnt also in a mission rn

[shy osprey]

sounds juicy

[north sedge]

#zealot-class message

[spare talon]

thanks

[shy osprey]

so apparently you can just like skip the karnak level

[spare talon]

if youve completed it before to get the bells

[shy osprey]

some people just started hitting bells and then i got sent to the shadow realm