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Oh my God
HE IS SO HOT
HOW
HIS HEAD IS A RECTANGLE
what did stan mean by this
I meant to say I apologize
apoligize
Spelling fail
aioli
How are you feeling after your sugary btw
Surgery
Sugary
sugary
can't believe i had sugary lung
i'm doin alright, mostly healed over on my side atm
Lung
Log log log
Wheres stans apologize fuck up from yesterday
i had lung surgery stan
log sugary
thats what happen
sugar
Thoughts?
Stan are you not in class
It's testing week
seems fine if you replace both perks
I have a lung condition called PPFE that caused me to have have a pair of lung collapses roughly 10 months apart
Oh Jesus I'm sorry man
the surgery was to check if i had the condition (i do) and also to seal my lung to my ribs to try and prevent further collapses
Thought so but what about these 2?
Jeez I'm sorry
Sending good vibes your way 
I'm glad you're doing better after the surgery
na dw, like it sucks but i'm getting on for now
Here it is
you could make the bloodthirsty one 1 shot crushers with cara I think
the conditions kinda unknown, but they've caught it super early so i'm not experiencing any major problems for the moment
thx for the help
Poor lumgd
pmuch lmao
this any good ?
main thing im on the look out for now is somewhere i can offer my body up for science, theres like nothing known about ppfe, not even an idea if theres surgery or medication they can give me. atleast its an interesting condition to have
Oh good
I think you can change bloodthirsty to headtaker or slaughter but double check with someone else
okay thanks
vet chat trying to cause war....
we must fight back brothers
and knife users i guess
Nah that's probably accurate
there's truth to these words
The dignified, and the.. abnormal
Femboy and racist
Why are you so gnarp gnarp
They forget their past
good
Erhm what the flipnarp
You're so P o r t u g u e s e
War?
What are a bunch of femboys gonna do
Hi welcome
No STOP what are you doing
What are you doing
With your life
Portuguese
anyone like the axe?
It's nice
just bask in the stanism
Is this a WW2 battle plan?
i cant understand the special attack tho, just- bash in the head?
p much for stagger
canda
@royal vortex that went better than I thought it would
i got myself ledged at least 3 times
I saw 
seems like it can stagger the crusher/mauler at first hit before they can attack
thats it
cant do anything after they give overhead swing
having tried both the mk4 and mk12 chaxes, I think I prefer the mk4 by a large margin
the light attacks staggering any elite is so good
i like the mk4 on vet because you can boost the no-setup damage to reach some funny breakpoints
i mean mk12
oops
with the right roll i think you can thrust 4 one-shot ragers/muties
but i dont really like the horde clear on it. feels so slow
the heavies on mk4 feel chonky
pair it with the push attack and you mow through hordes
New outfit should let us be barefoot
yea
Thank you for agreeing
I really wanna try a mk15 evis with shred and rampage, I have a sneaking suspicion it'll be stupid and fun
After the buff the PA on the IV is no longer for crowd damage.
I use it to make space
the weapon ive liked the most with shred on it is dclaw
because the parries will one shot ragers with a crit headshot
with all the stacking power you get with slaughterer/headtaker, the push is really effective
Do it, it's good
Brunt says no. 
Mk XII can hit those BPs with just slaught or ht up on a light rev iirc
@royal vortex I might go crusher, to recover from the zealot in that game 
i see u have the same thing josho has

Mental dot damage debuff?
im gonna grab some food though i'll be back on in like 30 mins if ur still around by then
k, i'll be here, my day off
what does this mean
zealot chat i need y'all to purge vet chat of its disdain and heresy 
Holy Cause versus Ecclesiarch's Call?
what do those do
Holy Cause is 30% toughness damage reduction for 10 seconds. Ecclesiarch's Call is 20% damage for 10 seconds.
sorry zealot chat only gets raided by random ogryn mains
the pantry keeps getting raided
my vote is dmg cause you're getting a ton of toughness refresh and gotta make up for the loss of your own dmg
id trust tdr more for keepin pub teammates alive if im using it in a bad situation u cant get out of within the duration of a chorus
You can't prove anything...
totally not an ogryn main
if they're struggling with chorus, it aint helping them either way
You have pinged me in a nocturnal cycle.
The rage will consume
tbh, I might be bias towards the mk4 cause I have this
Dang he’s been through it got a new fur pattern and everything
thank you
zealot must have the largest gap between free cosmetics and paid cosmetics
What did I do
A man can't ask another man for their f code nowadays?
What does this have to do with anything

Oh jfc
wh?
I thought you were talking about like school choir lol
I didn't read the other messages
josho is indeed in the school choir
can you start reading the messages in the conversation before choosing one to respond to
please
it's not a crane game, you don't just pick one and try to yoink it
no, stan, i will not forgive you
this is a transgression beyond repair
It's not a crane it's a claw
ur a claw game boom ROASTED
gottem
u didnt
I did
that isnt how the joke works
You responded to my question
no but like it has to be actual engagement
i said "i dont have one"
Is that not engagement
and then u just continued anyways
@frank night what's your favorite candy
noticed
@ripe quest Do you like candy
Black Licorice
exhilious is also not going to-

NO

Your moments are few.
i can't believe this
What's the difference between how he responded and how you responded Josho
You both responded
For it not to work you have to refuse to answer
"don't have one" is p much a non answer
ur not how it works
Just admit u got got 
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbeldon
I'm not unhinged enough to follow the logic presented in this conversation
there is no logic dw
This worth a buy at melks?
Josho did you get my joke
no
@frank night did you get my joke
how are you motrins

boom

did stan do this
boom
he's turned into an ied
got em
I am going to dip you into expired sugar plums
Thanks :D

what the hell
Hi ice 
greetings keith
Why is there a cat behind you
Who is keith
SOON
Wh
Do you have room in your party
@royal vortex i have returned if you are still gaming
SOON
You're scaring me
after this match
Can you ping me
sure
Yay thanks
Thrust on Chaxe MkIV feels weird. It feels like you have to hold Heavy attack for way too long just to get 1 stack. On the XII it seems almost instant in the heavy animation.
Sometimes I let it go on the IV and it doesn't even proc
The windup on the IV's heavy is longer iirc. Thrust stacks when you're able to release the swing.
That makes sense.
So you finally admit you are not typing
There's also a bug where if you rev and then immediately charge a heavy it'll auto-swing at 2 stacks
Thought I'd never see the day
Stan you're so late to the party
Name has been this for a minute
Wait I can release the heavy swing on IV and not get a thrust stack
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Yeah that's normal
Imagine that when you can release the swing, you start with 0 stacks that doesn't show as a buff, then it ticks to 1 and so on.
So you have to wait 1 tick of thrust before you can get the first stack
Oh ok I see what you're saying. I guess I always thought you got 1 stack of thrust as soon as the game registered the attack as a heavy.
XII feels like it just because of the overhead heavy I think
boom
Fuck, he got you josho
its so over
@royal vortex didn't feel like I got to hit many things that game
vet was actually shooting stuff
the one thing i noticed the vet doing was he hit me with a damage stim on the plogryn right before the end
i felt validated
do you have a spot or is your party full with stan
stan is a handful
Do I reroll maniac to crit chance? Not sure how to build flamers
may i join in this case
Don't flamer weapons apply double stacks when they crit?
yea
yes but the difference it makes is miniscule
Also does fan the flames only work on the left click or does the 40% impact affect right click too?
only on left click
zzz, misread the perk and thought it was useful. Pretty much never use the left click
innig
none atm
Oh
what vic are you in basics
i want to credit stan
i am neutral on the matter
i can VC as well
hahahaha

i need to reset my naruto
Let’s. cry
let's. cry
ill join in a sec im letting my headset charge
stan runs naruto mods?
Pls don't I haven't fallen
u have a wireless headset
ofc u do
thats what i said
what leads you to say "ofc u do"
potato no jutsu
KOREA NO
explain your reasoning
KOS
lol
what
Korea No Kos
we are aware
Wait why does stans autocorrect know naruto

I’ve never tipped it on theis patio before I soweit
Typed in on this phone before
It likes the scent of Naruto
he's combing
"stop taking, noted"
i began using a comb again helps when im running late getting out of the shower
@royal vortex got less than 10 minutes left on food, might have to sit this one out
and join back on the next
alright
keep a shoulder candle lit for me?
oh shit
Don’t take notes
gonna sit in and listen to the madness while I eat

Fuck u
That's not nice
post steve
steve please
regal
I LOVE HIM
NO
Its workin real good. Not like 4/5 stats on the knife are just alt version of a damage stat lmao
say what you want, but I respect a person who looks at a 40% dmg knife and goes "oh yeah, time to start cookin"
80% mobility/finesse is so much fun. Max movement/attack speed
any heavy sword players? hows this in the shop?
is damage really that much of a difference? usually like 10 difference or so in UI?
sword seems like has 2 good blessings and unarmored might not be too bad either for a horde clear weapon ?
you wont feel the diff
It's generally better to dump mobility instead. That knife it's a 13% drop and the Evis it's a 7%. Not as large of a diff compared to what dumping pen does, might miss a BP on certain weapons though.
that's 10 base damage
so you gotta factor in all your bonuses
but everyone above is also right it likely doesn't matter hugely
chemdogs
@royal vortex
@hushed knoll @coarse birch
idk none of the chemdog stuff looks cool in my opinion it just ain't my style
on any class
My strike team just abandoned me at the start of the mission
Its ok though
The emperor protects
Think stan will get this?
Melk did me dirty.. wtf is this bullshit? Why doesn't wrath IV pulled from a chainsword work on an eviscerator? -.-'
Different weapon family
They could have at least made the icons different 😡
and the same stat bonuses as well. If they were different that'd make sense
One goes brr and the other goes brrrrrrrrr because it's longer
10 damage on a 100 damage weapon is 10%, 10 damage on a 200 damage weapon is 5%
that's a fuckton lol
imagine if you had a node on the tree that said "you do 10% more damage"
Is the attack speed granted by Maniac (Martyrdom sub talent) melee attack speed only?
My initial (not very thorough) testing seems to say yes
Only melee, yes
is there any easy way of knowing if attack speed is melee only?
because I feel like the tooltips just kind of say attack speed (and sometimes ranged/melee attack speed) regardless of if it's both or not
Ah, mixed it up with melee dmg, still believe it's melee only while fury and judgment do both
yeah fury just mentions attack speed and works for both and then judgment mentions melee and ranged attack speed so apparently there's just no consistency
¯_(ツ)_/¯
It's melee attack speed.
Damn :/
Any recommendations for a ranged weapon for martyrdom/fury build to crack open crushers?
I'm using a Graia at the moment just because it's what I've got
I feel like I should just use a Revolver but is that too redundant with the buff from fury?
HH Autoguns, Columnus IAG, Graia Brauto, and Boltgun will ruin Crushers if you use Fury of the Faithful's armor downgrade. Boltgun and Revolver will be more passive w/ it.
Flamer too but that's a different vibe
How much better is the columus vs Graia Brauto? Like is it really worth going through all the trouble of grabbing a good one if I have a servicable graia?
ndh said the same thing lmao
For Crushers they're about the same DPS, leaning towards Columnus. Columnus IAG needs finesse hits and Graia Brauto you have to brace for the alt fire.
Brautos are super easy to build too.
yeah I feel like I just kinda fell ass backwards into a well rolled brauto
Yes yes welcome to the club. TL:DR I get like 300 frames and 0 input delay and it makes game feel better.
I want it
I wanna potato the game moreso for visibility reasons tbh
There's a config download on Nexus that has one, I customized mine a bit and also got it to work via the blessings of Arco.
w/ that one the only change I'd recommend outside of what is recommended in that mod page is to set global illumination to low, it'll be N/A with the config and it can cause flickering.
@hushed knoll
Also you won't be able to see fire with that one
there's a variable you can change though to turn it back on
Yeah search for "particles_capacity_multiplier" in the user config and set it to 1
"MG XLII"
I dont have that potato of a system but I kinda struggle a lot with visibility in this game
particle soup
I'm gonna let you know rn you get so much of one type of visibility and certain other stuff goes to shit
whats with game devs using particle effects like americans using sugar
@royal vortex
Earlier on into it I just couldn't see certain enemies in certain tile sets because they were just like, flat colors that almost matched
if nothing else I have a few friends who really struggle to run the game, might help them out
oh yea the lack of texture detail will do that
reminds me of my time playing battlebit
Lmao
pathetic
boy i sure wonder what these tile sets were
The ones that could be described as gray
damn i was thinking of the desert ones
The desert ones are kinda bad too
i think i remember the desert ones just because the maps are more open and more of a sight check
but at least dregs have like, metal on them
true, the scab enemies are usually some ubiquitous dark mass
you're beyond my power to save sorry
🥺
He hasn't tipped it on theis patio before he soweit
can you guess what he means by this, or did you see it
its so over for arco
mods do job pls
I saw it happen
i remember the first part but i forgor what "i soweit" was
"I've never typed it on this phone before i swear "
Sounds like he was trying to cook something on the patio and he's excited to try it.
I can link you to some supportive channels to help with the grieving process
for you are doomed
wtf!!!
When i asked why his autocorrect knew what naruto was
Aquila were you there for the great dusting last night?
or just yesterday because timezones n smth
btw the thumbnail is HAM
Wait is this new
what
Hey stan when are you coming back
i thought that was like peanut butter on bread
Soon
Was just eating my beach and broccoli
Beef
Okie doke
don't destroy the environment
Beach and broccoli, a tropical variation of the dish
Beach and broccoli
You do that when you take notes
Stan, I went for a test drive and found out the janitor robot is actually goated. (HAN-D in Risk of Rain Returns)
It's like vegetarian surf n turf
2 wrongs don't make a right
ha ha ha
I got to hammer all of the rorr enemies to oblivion, and it was... awesome. I can be a hammer enjoyer in 1 more game now
just grab a stone tablet and put some muscle into your wrist
What about this? It's the closest thing to a thammer in ror :3
What

What, do you not like taking notes
i am yet again gaming if you still are @royal vortex
He took some notes the other night while drunk
I took the janitor robot for a couple test drives. >_>
i gonna read all your messages in a singing voice now
Then I proceeded to dish out Lazorr's favorite move on all of the petrichor V residents non-believers
Who knew it was so fun to hammer aliens xD
My throat hurts
lol
excuses
don't you rock eyebrow me
your getting the rock eyebrow sorry
what did you drink at work
So long story short
Cigarrettes
Luna is French so of course they're in paris surrounded by chain smokers
Why?
Clearly
Expired drinks never hurt me
Why drink it? 
So it's clearly the chain smoking
It were two
luna this one might be on you
Thirsty
That's not a good enough reason to drink strange things 
I drank weirder
@hushed knoll
I did
Didn't help
you gotta counteract the bad milk by eating moldy cookies
i meant when you were thirsty
What is weirder than expired milk?
Wasn't in the mood
until then ur appetite demon wont be satiated

That's just expired milk with extra steps, no?
Thirsty and in the mood
same texture
A guy once needed to use the bathroom but couldn't find a bathroom, so he went in his drink
So then he left it around and I asked if I wanted it, he thought I meant to throw it out
I in fact did throw it out, but it was too late
Jesus fuck
OOOOOH BOY
Dear God
Oh no
The hell am I reading here 
Hey YOU asked
One day I'ma take a dookie in an elevator, take the ride to Jeff Bezos' Office, say "Same shit, different story." then go back down as he is left with the lingering smell
Correct
dont fukken drink shit people hand you lmfao
I like eating and drinking is that against the rules now
real life advice by the way not fucking joking
But I learned
Yes, this is clearly my fault, I apologize
Never get drinks
luna im glad people at work have your best interests in mind
I'm taking this out of context
Sigmar balls
Ironically a lot get their advice from me
and this is what you receive in return
I fear for them
true
At least it was piss
something something equivalent exchange
you assume it was piss
Inverse rootbeer float
What if it was shidd n fard
nuh uh i am
I'd know
honestly you can only blame luna so much here
As a German I approve this message
Idk what we are blaming luna for I just wanna make sure luna knows I am the boss's favorite
She drank piss
When I told him he said "I didn't know there was a fucking bathroom had to do what I had to do"
I'm not answering that
Looner
Probably like piss
well if she wont answer maybe noit
looooooner
The absence of an answer is an answer in and of itself
luuuuuuuunnnneeerrrrrr
WHAT
yeah just saying piss is less sus ngl
Hi
It could've been even worse
Hi
giggles and runs away
Wh
Silence is the best answer
Out of all of the things to have in a drink that isn't supposed to be there piss is on the lower end of dangerous yeah
Fair enough, James Franco did it as well and he survived in that mountain
I'm gonna just replace the two perks on this thing, yeah?
it's a joke
aww rats
@coarse birch we have a spot
noooo
omw
1894
NOOO
... there's a limit? lol
It's like 100 or smth
I read it was 8
arco probably hit it 4 years ago
100 is still a lot of players to see "blocked message" from across servers you are commonly on
thats in game
Fatshark servers
fishing in dt just got leaked omg guys
last time i checked, it was 50
If you block them on steam, you never have to see their stupid faces in any steam game
wtf
poggers
mission completion rate suddenly goes up
Josho had no stake in this and now he does
Hey now, don't threaten Josho with a good time.
I don't want to make the game too easy when I pub 
cant believe this
If I see Josho ig that gives me hope that the common skill deficit is above... 0, beyond myself x.x
this'll be a snoozer
Oddly specific
suffer
Name it Joe
laspistol
Joe laspistol
do i go to t4 on flak or blessing
rude
That's so mean
yea
In this economy?
Stronger
I see your point, and I raise you a full alt sniper in rorr
Faster
I only block people who are at my skill level because I am only allowed to be that bad at the game. I own that spot.
Its my spot
mine
Territorial rat
Not a bad thing, if they wade off most of the horrible player base if you find yousrelf in their game
No its got uncanny, trash tier
ITS COAL
something something uncanny buffs bleed
I am cooler
light spam crusher for optimal crusher dps
Nah dude that's less bleed so it's worse
Exhil after playing one match with josho
pre-josho and post-josho
the tribunal begins
I can keep up dw
It's a original italian from Jersey Mike's with extra cheese, onions, lettuce, mayo, cherry pepper relish, a ton of oregano, and some salt
10 milliseconds before being blown off into the void
terribly tragic
kill exhil
on it
what is this crap
Average Italian disagreement
I forgot how hungry I was, since I wanted to play some rorr after I got home from work
I would die for that cat
Oh?
Amazing
UNI
kitty go omm nomoom
Protect babies
yeeees makes redirecting aggro for that moment of breathing room just a tad easier so you can line up the elite kill from the pack
swift certainty or pious?
YUM
any tips on taking down bulwarks with heavy sword?
https://youtu.be/Kbe5IP85DtA?si=MGa3lv3zjjqgEI6v the age of the taxe is coming
it would be really uncomfortable, it looks pretty sharp
https://www.twitch.tv/telopots
STAMPS
00:00 : intro
00:51 : build
01:43 : bots finally die
09:45 : pogryn spawns
10:58 : pogryn dies
20:12 : middle event starts
23:50 : middle event is over
32:00 : spawn appears
33:13 : spawn dies
40:24 : end event starts
52:49 : map is over
wait unto they have done one attack
kant shotgun, bolter or just wait
The taxman commeth
this has gotta be facetious
Have you met...
Youtube?
its telopots, he's solid
Oh thats the guy who had the massive chat with Crab
he has been blessed by crabathan, yes
Crabakin?
like every dt youtuber tbh
@royal vortex Crit Caxe is engaging yellow number make brain bounce.
i would have put shred and headtaker, maybe not bm
Linkin Park
what in gods name is the grox doing
There's a lot of songs in that song I was listening to
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He saw Crab using the Taxe and was like "oh I gotta try this"
YER MUDDER COLLS ME CUZZIN HOTKRI
Mald Against The Computer
nah he's been a long time taxe user
but it was the 7
Why
Ah ok.
people are coming to the 2

Imagine if 4's heavies weren't 2's but worse
Imagine
Imagine having more than one heavy attack
i keep sayin to yall that youse sleepin on taxes
And two lights
They're pretty rough rn but they're fine with a build intended for them and some like, brain power.
manh i tried exec stance yesterday with a revolver
Which has been the general opinion about them for months now
The 4 light 3 heavy cadia XiG scares and confuses the axe main
that was a pain with every reload
a lot of people were shitting on taxes here
Yeah. It's not in a good spot.
Based on pots opinions on the crab discussion video, I imagine the taxe is just the sweatiest weapon
Since he seemed to hate any kind of passive ability
once they get around to fixing the jank in the taxe iv special attack
itll be my def favorite
Take or skip? And if take, what do I change?
Taxe 4 having a slower special than 2
what is the pb with it?
ok
A worse heavy
it likes to lock you out of other actions
skip
and sometimes after the third special in the combo if you try to heavy your arms stay stuck in the air
which is kinda funny
every modifier is important and you can safely dump mobility
you want at least uncanny as a blessing
this one has precog and uncanny on it already
just change the perks
I guess I'd probably pair it with a flamer and try to do the meme stealth zealot anti-special/elite assassin build with it
no
so maniac unyielding makes sense to me, I guess
because the best part of the flamer is armor downgrade you get with chastise
you won't have that with stealth, so a better tool would be a bolter
can the knife do horde clear by itself then?
or a shotgun
kantrael shotgun I guess is the way then
that's not really the tool for it tbh
but yeah you can do it
just not as fast
I want my ranged to cover my weakspot, which for a knife build would be hordes
Skip.
so I feel like it's really a shame I can't make flamer work with that and the knife throw tech
wdym?
bolter feels wasteful if I can just go meth mode and stab the elites to death
Flamer covers small elites fine too by default
i'd rather have a bolter or a revolver
🤔
if you take the flamer only for horde clearing say goodbye to your ammo
i don't see the purpose of bringing a flamer if it's not for melting pack of crushers
8 ammo for a horde
i have the same but with 59 dmg lol
that's still wasteful but hey nobody is stopping you
What
I'll never roll it, it's just a collector's item. Or if they add red teir then I'll try it.
4% of your total ammo to get rid of fodder within ~20 meters of you.
1/4 of your canister for a horde?
It's not like I need the ammo for much else when I have a combat blade and throwing knives
This is true.
fodder that will be killed by your cleave weapon chads teamates
mmm
pubs
yeah, that adds to the flamer's side though
and also rager/mauler packs
teammates will be inconsistent
so they will handle most hordes
but sometimes you get a front to defend yourself anyway
that's when we get toasty
That's valid. That's not a horde.
🤔
is mayonaisse a horde?
well the context is shroudfield flamer isn't it
we're talking about covering knife weakness, which is horde 100%
Both of the Flamers will outdamage a melee weapon just due to the unlimited cleave + the range. It'll handle small elites too.
For fodder specifically
the only weakness to knife is realizing you went too fast and are now in a different map
So why not take a lawbringer or a kant
sure y not you can bring those weapons too
i recommend the graia
i dunno lawbringer seems wasteful on horde
Scattershot flechette will work well
Well there's kinda a preference thing going on there, up to the person. Do they want superior crowd clear or do they want smth like a Kant that can cover range and bulwarks a bit better.
im still an avid supporter of the fact that this shouldnt be allowed to happen









