zealot-class

[royal vortex]

he blinked

[last plover]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-dance-gif-25220258

no he is pretty one

[sharp zodiac]

They're still UGLY

[clear knot]

rosetta ; )

[hushed knoll]

What

[native cargo]

Luna be like

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/have-at-thee-rat-jump-gif-3333922911057271749

[sharp zodiac]

I am being attacked by rats is this Paris

[native cargo]

squeakas in paris

yes we be in paris

[ripe quest]

Aight so Achlys w/ the shred setup can hit like 1600 dps against Crushers

[sharp zodiac]

Get 2

[ripe quest]

sustained assault hits bruiser and fodder BPs

[sharp zodiac]

Dual weild

[coarse birch]

Weild

[vocal pulsar]

Weild

[sharp zodiac]

I will boil you

Both of you

[native cargo]

weild

[last plover]

behold hampster time

[vocal pulsar]

Stay away fr*nchie

[sharp zodiac]

Your not safe anymore

[coarse birch]

Ok so arco wants to bake me and you want to boil me

Im noticing a pattern

[last plover]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-ayasan-gif-24417561

[native cargo]

Luna isn't a threat she is the moon thus stuck in orbit

[ripe quest]

something something deep fry

[vocal pulsar]

You are*/you're

[royal vortex]

arco wants to see the world bake

[royal vortex]

Y'roue*

[sharp zodiac]

Shut the fuck up I was changing it

[vocal pulsar]

Shit the fuck up

[native cargo]

Why you gotta bring shit into this

[left iron]

[royal vortex]

shit the fuck down

make sure it lands in the toilet

[vocal pulsar]

Natural state of being fr*nch

[coarse birch]

Your

[native cargo]

[sharp zodiac]

Nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare

[native cargo]

Franch

[vocal pulsar]

(I too have frnch ancestry and last name so I can be racist to Frnch "people")

[last plover]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-mouse-fight-back-attack-gif-7948919

[sharp zodiac]

What the fuck

[last plover]

[coarse birch]

Ayo

[left iron]

[native cargo]

wrong channel (again)

[sharp zodiac]

Oh god what the fuck did you do

[coarse birch]

Whats the right channel

[native cargo]

uhhhh I posted something nice

[sharp zodiac]

I don't believe that

[native cargo]

Wrong discord ngl but my body runs faster than my brain

[sharp zodiac]

Last time it was baboon anus

[median steeple]

Halo 3 right

[sharp zodiac]

Or balls

[median steeple]

Rar

[sharp zodiac]

I don't remember

[ripe quest]

If I had a nickel for each and every time nsfw was "accidentally" posted I'd have like 3 dollars at this point

[native cargo]

you don't know anything luna you don't know anything luna you don't know anything luna

[coarse birch]

Id have at least 3 yeah

[last plover]

because power of rats

[north sedge]

https://streamable.com/y77ys8

[last plover]

[ripe quest]

About what I expected.

[coarse birch]

Stans the exception

[sharp zodiac]

What the fuck is a fake..

Nevermind

[native cargo]

I am a very fragile brain thing

[north sedge]

Stan is not safe for world

[native cargo]

well you see its when you NNNYYAAAAAAAAAAA

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/taiho-shichau-zo-teehee-anime-youre-under-arrest-ova-gif-21342147

[native cargo]

[ripe quest]

this is u rn

[coarse birch]

Luna i would not put any thought into it its stan

[native cargo]

yus

[sharp zodiac]

Josho

What was thay

[ripe quest]

what in gods name

[frank night]

his legs

[coarse birch]

Stan said it

Josho was clipped it

[royal vortex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1126340682156621855/1194812476269801472/darktide.gif

[ripe quest]

Dr. Seuss cut on the legs lmao

[royal vortex]

if you saw it

you saw it

[sharp zodiac]

Explains that

[coarse birch]

So we just posting anything now huh

[ripe quest]

@royal vortex What in gods name is on that monitor bro

[royal vortex]

it took me like 3 posts before i saw the monitor lmfao

[ripe quest]

[royal vortex]

its the image that keeps on giving

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

Giving reasons to end it

[royal vortex]

the fucking goblet of water is peak

[ripe quest]

Goblet of water with the McDonalds goes hard

[royal vortex]

i know at least 1 person thought that picture is actually me

[sharp zodiac]

Gaslighting

[vocal pulsar]

We already know what josho looks like

Josho

[royal vortex]

u have described me as looking like so many different objects and concepts

[sharp zodiac]

Oh my god

[royal vortex]

that i do not think u know

[sharp zodiac]

I'm going insane

[royal vortex]

mind broken

[left iron]

Good

[sharp zodiac]

Damn those toes

Oh that's fishnet

[coarse birch]

What

[sharp zodiac]

I thought those toes were like turtle toe

[coarse birch]

What did you think it was

[last plover]

lol

[sharp zodiac]

Weird looking toes

First thing I noticed

Didn't even see the rat

[coarse birch]

The nets right there

[sharp zodiac]

I didn't see it

[coarse birch]

Damn guess we know what lunas into

[sharp zodiac]

I've made it more obvious

Than you believe

[coarse birch]

No wonder you like elden ring so much

[sharp zodiac]

Absolutely

Especially the subterranean shunning grounds

[coarse birch]

I think thats a bannable offense

[royal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/videocard-gif-22968533

[last plover]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rainbow-rainbow-rat-party-party-rat-gif-15295946645615339051

[coarse birch]

Josho

[royal vortex]

yoshi

[sharp zodiac]

Asmr

[coarse birch]

Why

[vocal pulsar]

Josho

[royal vortex]

mankar

[coarse birch]

Why did you do this

[ripe quest]

Hey wait a minute I know this gif

[royal vortex]

to feel alive

[sharp zodiac]

What about the one with the chewing

[coarse birch]

You wont be if you post it again

[sharp zodiac]

On the motherboard

[vocal pulsar]

Josho doesnt know how to operate power tools

[royal vortex]

didnt u JUST fkin say u were gonna hate on me less

so much for the tolerant left

[coarse birch]

This was UNPROVOKED

There was no reason to send this

Ive been set up

[royal vortex]

if u cant handle me at worst u dont deserve me at my best

SMH

[sharp zodiac]

Gang violence

[coarse birch]

Played

[tidal berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/694352040004157452.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[coarse birch]

Ok i dont hate that much

[sharp zodiac]

No hater

But you are

A gator

[coarse birch]

Uhhh

Thanks

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

[royal vortex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/463784786050416690/1149277689925095434/E1AF77AB-3AC8-4883-8A32-66B6BA8D59F4-1.gif

[sharp zodiac]

I'm gonna turn you into fucking boots

[royal vortex]

no

[coarse birch]

As opposed to regular boots

[sharp zodiac]

Yes

Cheaper

[coarse birch]

The foot person making boots?

I dont buy it

[vocal pulsar]

I'm a big ed gein fan and need human gloves bad

[ripe quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/487387789814661121/838573394126438470/8q8v4l8on9.gif

[sharp zodiac]

Slavery

He makes the boots for me

I wear them

[polar nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/satisfaction-drill-benassi-dance-masonry-drill-gif-12482565

[sharp zodiac]

I look good

[coarse birch]

Whos he

[sharp zodiac]

The slave

Ronald

[royal vortex]

lmfao

[sharp zodiac]

British guy

[coarse birch]

I wonder if we are entering dangerous territory

But im not sure

[last plover]

lool ff

[sharp zodiac]

Almost

Had I not elaborate on British person

[last plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728174260878704643/1178364672756437022/salvatory_ogryn.gif

[native cargo]

Evil Luna be like: is english

[last plover]

yes you are

[ripe quest]

Nobody is asking Zealot related questions so a normal amount of Zealot Chat is allowed.

[native cargo]

dude got a nice beat

[vocal pulsar]

Please, when referring to Fr * nch or br * Tish personnel, using proper censoring

[sharp zodiac]

How the fuck do dogs survive that stuff

[royal vortex]

brtish

[native cargo]

franch

[sharp zodiac]

More enemies need friendly fire on eachother

[placid fiber]

and yet usually die to poxbursters, am I right?

[coarse birch]

Same way you get shot by an entire iag mag and survive

[sharp zodiac]

Well it's ok if it happens to me

There's a pissed off British guy on my tv

Playing fallout 3

[native cargo]

You're too stupid to be hurt by bullets

[coarse birch]

Well yeah you enslaved him

Oh

Not that guy

[sharp zodiac]

Nah Ronald's dead

[coarse birch]

That was fast

[sharp zodiac]

Overworked

I didn't know what he ate

So I just left him there

[coarse birch]

How many boots do you need

[native cargo]

Manage your slaves better ffs

[last plover]

did he ? 🤔 you sure ?

[sharp zodiac]

15

[polar nexus]

MainerZ you're still alive???

[coarse birch]

Thats too many boots

[sharp zodiac]

Not enough actually

I'm sell them

For higher pricing

[north sedge]

mainerz lives

[polar nexus]

Man, you're the reason i went zealot main

[native cargo]

why 15 wtf you gonna wear one boot and not two for a day or what

[hushed knoll]

WOOOO THE SM

OOTuie is hitting me

[north sedge]

long live mainerz

[sharp zodiac]

I'm selling the 13

[coarse birch]

Stan what

[north sedge]

the SM OOTuie is hitting you?

[polar nexus]

all hail mainerz

[hushed knoll]

The smoothie is hitting me

I feel so loved

[coarse birch]

Smoothies hit you alot

[polar nexus]

it's the sugar

[north sedge]

he gets hyper off eggs too

[polar nexus]

you're just an addict

[coarse birch]

Is stan 5

[north sedge]

yes

[sharp zodiac]

6

[hushed knoll]

I'm 29

[native cargo]

How sell the other 13 when like

fart

yeah

[north sedge]

he's also 83

[native cargo]

what if the customer fatsr

[hushed knoll]

No

[native cargo]

huh

[median steeple]

Lich King Stan

[coarse birch]

What

[hushed knoll]

Soft things just make me feel loved

[sharp zodiac]

Wha

[hushed knoll]

Mittins hi

[coarse birch]

A smoothie isnt

Soft?

[frank night]

Joshos second words

[north sedge]

stan you were absolutely aghast that people didnt know who jim cantore was, you're 83

[hushed knoll]

Jim Cantore is a renound microtplist

[coarse birch]

Who tf

[native cargo]

The customer farts what you gonna do? How are you gonna survive that gas attack from the tumbler down under?

[hushed knoll]

Meteorologist

[native cargo]

How will you sell the 13 boots now

[coarse birch]

Microtplist

[sharp zodiac]

What

[royal vortex]

youre a good friend mittins

[sharp zodiac]

I don't

What

[hushed knoll]

Mittins hates me

I cry

[frank night]

His first word

However

[vocal pulsar]

Howdy mittins

[native cargo]

Luna you gotta prepare for this stuff as a salesmoon

[frank night]

Cannot be repeated here

[royal vortex]

NO

[sharp zodiac]

I'm not preparing for that

[frank night]

Greetings mankar

[royal vortex]

SHUT UP

[native cargo]

Well you are gonna get stunlocked

[hushed knoll]

Mittins why do you ignore me

[frank night]

Helo stab

N

[sharp zodiac]

You're gonna get your feet removed

[royal vortex]

mittins isnt it time for u to sleep

[hushed knoll]

Wow now he wants to stab me

[native cargo]

I have hands for feet

[sharp zodiac]

Stab

[native cargo]

and feet for hands

[hushed knoll]

I expected this from Arco but not from Mittins

[sly totem]

I am omnipresent

[north sedge]

i dont keep up with microplists stan

[frank night]

I am horizontal u fascist

[coarse birch]

Damn josho really said some shit huh

[sharp zodiac]

One of those hori's

[royal vortex]

dont ask

[polar nexus]

are you a god?

[hushed knoll]

How do you know what Josho's first words were? Were you there when he came out of the womb?

[royal vortex]

good job

[frank night]

Eat ur cheese pizza

[vocal pulsar]

Josho alt right

[native cargo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/765382747107491850/1194287258338070600/caption.gif

[hushed knoll]

I guess that doesn't make sense since womb babies can't talk

[sharp zodiac]

I don't eat cheese pizzas

[sly totem]

When I feel like it

[sharp zodiac]

I had a bacon chicken because I wanted to try more

[royal vortex]

he was the doctor, and a ventriloquist

[hushed knoll]

Mainerz' ego is the size of Siberia

[frank night]

Zzzzz

[hushed knoll]

Wait, so he got you to talk because he's a ventriloquist?

[royal vortex]

goodnight mittins

[hushed knoll]

You know where ventriloquists put their hands right

[royal vortex]

thats... the joke. yeah.

[native cargo]

that is actually pretty good taste. bacon chicken is baller

[vocal pulsar]

Bye mittins

[hushed knoll]

Is that what you're saying

[sly totem]

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

[sharp zodiac]

It was alright

[royal vortex]

yes. that is also the joke

[hushed knoll]

Hoke

[sharp zodiac]

I prefer pepperoni

[hushed knoll]

Wtf

[royal vortex]

im so proud of you stan

you got it first try

[vocal pulsar]

Hoke

[hushed knoll]

You're saying Mittins stuck his hand up your ass?

[native cargo]

bacon, pepperoni, meat is maet

[coarse birch]

Hoke

[royal vortex]

do you want a gold star

[native cargo]

I devour meat

[hushed knoll]

Same

[sharp zodiac]

Just like me

[royal vortex]

i can give you a gold star

[sly totem]

A gold dot

[polar nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/958078780834971688.gif?size=160&quality=lossless

[sharp zodiac]

Except I only eat beef

[hushed knoll]

Stop stealing my lines

[royal vortex]

⭐

[sharp zodiac]

And pork

[royal vortex]

here stan

just for u

[hushed knoll]

I don't want your fucking star

[coarse birch]

Do we start a sticker thing for Stan

[hushed knoll]

No

[sly totem]

[hushed knoll]

I'm not 5 years Ohio

[royal vortex]

what??? why?

[hushed knoll]

Old

[coarse birch]

That's rude stan

[royal vortex]

im hurt, stan

[vocal pulsar]

5 years ohio

[hushed knoll]

I'm not in elementary school

[royal vortex]

im gonna cry

[coarse birch]

Are you sure

You kinda

[polar nexus]

bangflash lives

[coarse birch]

Talk like you are

[hushed knoll]

Crying relases endorphins

[royal vortex]

tell ur roommate i said hi

[hushed knoll]

No

[royal vortex]

wtf

[north sedge]

is that what happened when you thought kos fell down

[hushed knoll]

I did cry yes

Cuz Ren is a shit

[vocal pulsar]

Rip kos

[hushed knoll]

I was also grunk

[last plover]

veteran chat - serious discussions
zealots chat - memes , RATS
psyker chat - all sleeps
Ogryn chat - pal ? yes
all the time almost same situation

[hushed knoll]

Drunk

[vocal pulsar]

Can't believe she died

[hushed knoll]

Mankar no

[sly totem]

[sharp zodiac]

Hate those fucking abhumans

[hushed knoll]

You can't fool me

[sharp zodiac]

They should be put out into the wilderness and STARVE

[vocal pulsar]

@hasty bone rip we miss you still. Hope you get back up some day

[royal vortex]

it shouldve been you

[hushed knoll]

Josho

[north sedge]

stan was super grunk

[hushed knoll]

You wouldn't know what to do with yourself if Maknar disappeated

Kankar

Mankar

[coarse birch]

Kankar

[sly totem]

Kankar

[vocal pulsar]

Maknar

[royal vortex]

maknar kankar LMFAO

change ur name

[last plover]

now need some good beat to make a music

[sly totem]

Kankar sore

[royal vortex]

i dont know what to do with myself rn so nothing changes

[hushed knoll]

WHY

DO FUCKING CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

Have to have chocolate in them

[royal vortex]

stop blinking

[coarse birch]

Because

[royal vortex]

nobody cares

[coarse birch]

????

[last plover]

they also love you

[hushed knoll]

My friends legit say I should take this

[coarse birch]

This has to be bait

[sly totem]

How long have you known Stan?

[sharp zodiac]

I don't want those things to love me

[royal vortex]

how much hair do u have stan

[hushed knoll]

I have a buzzcut

Why

[sharp zodiac]

Seperate them

[coarse birch]

A month or 2 maybe

[royal vortex]

lame

[sharp zodiac]

From us pure humans

[hushed knoll]

Didn't I only meat you last week

Meet

Jfc

[royal vortex]

im disappointed

[left iron]

He doesnt know Stan deep lore

[coarse birch]

Ive talked to you for longer

In chat

[sly totem]

[royal vortex]

stan, no

[hushed knoll]

MAINERZ DONT DOX ME

[coarse birch]

We played and vc'd just this week yes

[hushed knoll]

I aologiigoe

Apolgozie

You know what I mean

[sly totem]

Aologiigoe

[coarse birch]

Aologiigoe

[royal vortex]

LMFAO

[left iron]

I need to turn this chat off so i can do my homework

Fuck this

[sly totem]

Is that afrikaans

[hushed knoll]

Why are you doing homework at 2am ice

[left iron]

Its 3 am you bozo

[hushed knoll]

Racist wtf

[last plover]

whyy no, grab them and make them humans too

[hushed knoll]

Oh I didn't know you were 7 hours ahead like Turkey

[sly totem]

I'm south african

[hushed knoll]

African deez

[left iron]

[sly totem]

Wow racist

[royal vortex]

still never met a nice one of those

😔

[hushed knoll]

What is your favorite candy

[royal vortex]

dont have one

[native cargo]

liar

[hushed knoll]

Can deez nut fit in your mouth

GOTTEM

[last plover]

lair

[coarse birch]

Stan he has to answer

To do a deez nuts joke

[royal vortex]

i didnt engage with the question stan

[hushed knoll]

He did

[royal vortex]

you fucking idiot

[hushed knoll]

LADIES AN GENTLEITKAN WE GOT HIM

GENTLEMEN

[left iron]

[vocal pulsar]

Seek help

[native cargo]

the fuck a gentleitkan

[coarse birch]

Stan thats not how the joke works

[native cargo]

I need lore on that one

[sly totem]

Ghengis Khan and GENTLEITKAN, classic duo.

[native cargo]

gonna post this here do with this as you will

[vocal pulsar]

Wish I was on the steppe rn ngl

[hushed knoll]

I just took a huge chug of AHABPSW and groaned so loud my roomie yelled at me

[royal vortex]

toddler

[vocal pulsar]

You are unreal

[hushed knoll]

This fucking chocolate chip cookie made me so thirsty

[coarse birch]

Fucking what

[vocal pulsar]

You are an elder scrolls Npc given form

[hushed knoll]

How

What news from the other parts of Tamriel?

[sharp zodiac]

NO

PURGE THE UNCLEAN

THE TRUE HUMANS ARE CLEAN

[sharp zodiac]

THE ABHUMANS STINK

[vocal pulsar]

https://youtu.be/HZNMSBmV_0I?si=msmFqRmJVcMM_t1-

[sharp zodiac]

SMELL BAD

[native cargo]

Then how come you smell like rotten lettuce with spoiled clumpy milk

[sharp zodiac]

I don't even eat lettuce

[hushed knoll]

LMAO I love them

[sharp zodiac]

And why have you been smelling me

[native cargo]

To check for heresy

[coarse birch]

Isnt spoiled milk inherently clumpy

[sharp zodiac]

I wouldn't know

I don't drink milk

[last plover]

[coarse birch]

Unbelievable

[hushed knoll]

I never actually played the DLC tho with the Shivering Isles

[coarse birch]

Milk is goated

[vocal pulsar]

Foolish

[native cargo]

Milk is goated

also

shivering isles is goated

play it stan

[coarse birch]

I should play the older ES games

[sharp zodiac]

I don't drink much

[coarse birch]

Only played skyrim

Didnt even beat that tbh

[sharp zodiac]

I only play it with modd

Never played the standard experience

[coarse birch]

I cant imagine many do

At this point

[native cargo]

your body is liquid deprived drink milk

[vocal pulsar]

I play them all default from time to time

[native cargo]

Milk is very good

especially choccy milk

[sharp zodiac]

No

Hate chocolate milk

[coarse birch]

Heresy

[native cargo]

Thats some mutant behavior you just exhibited

[sharp zodiac]

Only kind of chocolate I like is candy and coffee

[native cargo]

You sure you ain't a mutie

[coarse birch]

Thats most of them

[hushed knoll]

Oblivion is one of the best games ever

[sharp zodiac]

Not like I drink milk anyway

[coarse birch]

If i didnt have milk id die

Its like all i.drink

[hushed knoll]

When I first played it it blew my mind

[sharp zodiac]

I only drink water coffee and wine

[hushed knoll]

Now it's so dated lol

Still amazing tho

[sharp zodiac]

Sometimes orange juice

[hushed knoll]

Regular milk sucks

Almond milk is better

[sharp zodiac]

Wtf

[native cargo]

wine because you're franch, coffee because you are quirky, and water because you are larping as a baseline human

I knew you were a mutant

[sharp zodiac]

I am no freak

[native cargo]

yuh uh

[sharp zodiac]

You're a rag

Rat

[hushed knoll]

The holy trinity of breakfast is circle bread eggs, seltzer, and coffee

[north sedge]

the fuck

[coarse birch]

What

[native cargo]

I am a rat

[coarse birch]

Stan

No

Why seltzer and coffee

[sharp zodiac]

Nonhuman freak

[coarse birch]

And seltzer for breakfast?

[hushed knoll]

That’s the AHA that makes me make noise

[sharp zodiac]

It's not the worst Stan has had

Being frank

[coarse birch]

No its not

Not even close

[native cargo]

I am of the warp. Your standards are beneath and above me

[native cargo]

Yet that doesn't change the fact you are a mutant

[sharp zodiac]

I will come into your house

[native cargo]

franch

[hushed knoll]

In the past 30 minutes I've had 3 cans of seltzer

[sharp zodiac]

And make you feel unsafe

[coarse birch]

That is

A lot of seltzer

[hushed knoll]

I guzzle it

[coarse birch]

And a lot of groaning

[native cargo]

Luna you being in my home makes me feel safe because that means a whole ass moon is blocking my doorway

[north sedge]

and moaning

[hushed knoll]

After each long pull the moan is torn from me like an apple from a vine

[native cargo]

Granted the gravitational pull will kill me

but eh

[sharp zodiac]

YOU CALLING ME FAT?!

[north sedge]

Hard and Dry, Groan and Moan: The Life and times of Stan

[native cargo]

I'M SAYING YOU'RE A CELESTIAL BODY

[coarse birch]

Thats the worst thing i have read in a while

[hushed knoll]

What

[sharp zodiac]

OH

[north sedge]

thats the title of your biography

[hushed knoll]

God dammit now this cookie gave me post nasal drip

[native cargo]

Luna means moon so until I'm corrected you are a moon to me

[north sedge]

the fuck

[coarse birch]

What

Stan

[native cargo]

wait how does a cookie

hold up

[sharp zodiac]

What

[hushed knoll]

Has your throat never felt clogged and like you try to swallow but it's still there after eating chocolate

[north sedge]

no

[hushed knoll]

It happens to me all the time

[coarse birch]

No

[north sedge]

i like how you keep eating chocolate despite claiming you hate it though

[coarse birch]

Maybe if i was sick

[native cargo]

Cleanse your...uhhh....nasal cavity?

[hushed knoll]

They're the only sweet thing that I had on hand

[north sedge]

didnt you just chug a smoothie

[hushed knoll]

Yeah but that's like semi sweat

Sweet

[north sedge]

semi sweat

[coarse birch]

Smoothies are like

Pretty sweet

Its fruit

And sugar

[hushed knoll]

That's like comparing a wolf and a watermelon

[coarse birch]

No

No its not

[north sedge]

what

[fading vale]

a wolf and a watermelon

[hushed knoll]

Hi Laz chan

What did you have for dinner

[hushed knoll]

Do I have to spell it out

[north sedge]

yes

[fading vale]

I have not had dinner, not super hungry. Had breakfast and lunch and perhaps a bit too much earlier so maybe no dinner tonight

[hushed knoll]

It happens

[coarse birch]

Stan i just want you to make sense a single time

On the first attempt

[hushed knoll]

A building is anything a human has built. So my shoes are a building

[fading vale]

Stan and making sense is like comparing a wolf to a watermelon

[coarse birch]

True

[north sedge]

or a shoe to a building

[fading vale]

or a shoe to a building

[hushed knoll]

Dough do you recognize the quote

[north sedge]

no

[fading vale]

must be from famous weatherman Jim Cantore

[hushed knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvzxAOTIIUY watch the first 14 seconds

[copper hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029602891738128436/1074784866253676574/image0.gif

[hushed knoll]

Hi cica owo notices u nuzzles

[fading vale]

bad stan

no

[coarse birch]

I lose faith in humanity every day

[north sedge]

https://youtu.be/F1NLTE4HltE?si=E7JRcEbk0nUaxNZ5

[hushed knoll]

LMAO LOLOLOL

[fading vale]

STAN NO

jesus

[north sedge]

what did he just delete

[hushed knoll]

Nothing

[fading vale]

really cringe uwu speak with the word "buldgeywulgey"

[north sedge]

oh no

[hushed knoll]

Rawr ecks dee

xD

[fading vale]

you are hereby banned from uwu speak and also any Japanese related speaking

[hushed knoll]

The fuck

You have no authority to do so

[left iron]

You heard him

[coarse birch]

Stan

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-sfv-vega-balrog-zangief-gif-18324444

[coarse birch]

Seek help

[fading vale]

Respect my authoritay

[hushed knoll]

Aisu-chan wa hontoni kawaiidesu

[heavy arch]

DIE

[hushed knoll]

Ok cartography

Cartman

[left iron]

[coarse birch]

Cartography

[hushed knoll]

?

[heavy arch]

? What

[rigid trellis]

poor vega

[heavy arch]

I had to read that today

It’s a valid response

[north sedge]

stan has said worse

[coarse birch]

You missed the bad one

[heavy arch]

I stopped reading the backlog

Can’t do it sry

[silent hull]

best knife mk is mk3 still right? what is the blessings you want?

[fading vale]

he deleted it

[coarse birch]

He deleted it

[north sedge]

uncanny/precog

[coarse birch]

Uncanny precog, best is preference

[hushed knoll]

Omg it's hitting me

It's hitting me

[coarse birch]

Now what

[north sedge]

His post smoothie orgasmo

[coarse birch]

Ah

Didnt realise he had 2

[north sedge]

He's good at edging

[hushed knoll]

[native cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-meme-skull-skull-emoji-cringe-gif-26143148

[hushed knoll]

I'm just mermaiding and enjoying the softness and my fauxplace

[coarse birch]

Uh huh

[native cargo]

stan mermaid confirmed

[hushed knoll]

TIKE go to bedge

[granite minnow]

why do you have a fake place?

[hushed knoll]

Mermaiding is a verb

[coarse birch]

Hes mermaided before

[hushed knoll]

It's a fake fireplace

[native cargo]

damn

[granite minnow]

then it's a fauxfireplace

[native cargo]

a mermaid been here all this time and I didn't know

[hushed knoll]

Umiatsiaasara pullattagaq nimerissanik ulikkaarpoq

[fading vale]

actually your fake fireplace looks like a microwave

[hushed knoll]

I'm not a fucking mermaid

[native cargo]

yuh uh

[hushed knoll]

NO

[native cargo]

then how come you mermaiding

[granite minnow]

oh god, why would you even have that

[fading vale]

you are some sort of mythical beast though

[hushed knoll]

Why not

What did I just say

[coarse birch]

Stan is def not real

[hushed knoll]

Mermaiding is bed angeling but on your side

[coarse birch]

But im not sure what he is

[ripe quest]

Just pubbed with 3 other really talkative people and they were so funny

[granite minnow]

your inflatable tiny boat toy is full of nimerissat

[ripe quest]

Grade A randoms

[fading vale]

you should try him in voice chat, it is a wondrous experience

[native cargo]

mermaid

[hushed knoll]

It says the hovercraft is full of eels in the guidebook

[robust bane]

I feel like giving the thunderhammer a try, what's the best blessings for it?

[hushed knoll]

Try me? I'm not a delicacy

[ornate bone]

Sigmar balls

[hushed knoll]

Have you never made a bed angel

[granite minnow]

the guidebook must have it's flaws cause there hasn't been real effort in translating our language

[native cargo]

I made a bagel before

but not the same thing

[ornate bone]

Your vocabulary is

[coarse birch]

Stan in vc is what youd expect

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-gatto-impractical-jokers-mermaid-beach-merman-gif-13168691950222849235

[granite minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-whatd-you-say-did-you-call-my-name-did-you-really-just-say-that-yes-gif-5189215

[copper hawk]

bed angel

[copper hawk]

OwO UwU

hai stan hru

[native cargo]

gaY

cAt

[copper hawk]

ur gaiye

ur slaiye

[ornate bone]

Omg yass kween slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[native cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/30000-usd-gif-13674633028161831364

[violet root]

does any zealot knife have two stabs heavy attack or is it always an arc slash then stab

[hushed knoll]

Gucci hbu

[ripe quest]

Mk III has only stabs with the heavies.

The special followup also chains into one of the heavies.

[spare dome]

@royal vortex what now

[royal vortex]

experience nirvana

[spare dome]

ive meditated long enough

[ornate bone]

Skullcrusher to rev it up and infested to sprint efficiency

[coarse birch]

^

[spare dome]

ok i have discovered that using the taxe special has a funny habit of locking you out of using your relic for some reason

[ripe quest]

Oh boy time to test out the Achlys crit setup

[spare dome]

so thats fun

and very annoying

[coarse birch]

Does chorus still just not activate if your like getting shot right when you use it

Or is that fully fixed

I havent used chorus in forever

[north sedge]

Dunno, never used chorus

[sharp zodiac]

Better than my old one

Even if contrôle de foule isnt 65 or higher

[coarse birch]

Yeah not bad

I wanna say CC doesnt scale up a crazy amount

[fleet zealot]

@copper hawk

[coarse birch]

What am i looking at

[coarse birch]

We are going to run out of storage space to store all these stan images

We might have to start saving images of him typing properly

[ripe quest]

This is the 2nd time I've ever gotten something useable from Mr. E and the last time I've gotten something useable was like, June or July last year.

Very cool

[coarse birch]

I dont know when the last time i got something i actually used from him was

Even melk at this point is very unlikely to give me something

[sage river]

Brunt here thinks his blessings and perks are funny

[sharp zodiac]

63 reload speed is ironically going to hurt the weapon

[sage river]

Ehhh you can work with 8% if you try hard enough

(Not really but I wanna dream)

[spare dome]

i mean yeah, you can

dont gotta complete the whole reload in one go anyway

[coarse birch]

Let me sprint cancel the reload on bolter like i can on plasma

[spare dome]

you can

[coarse birch]

Oh huh

[spare dome]

not like, at all on the same level of time saved but you can

[coarse birch]

I thought it was plasma specific because each animation was so drawn out

[spare dome]

a moment after they thumb out the magazine, a moment before the magazine is actually clicked in, and right after they cock it

[sterile stone]

Scam shop update tomorrow

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-crasher-hro-gif-25636997

[spare dome]

can sprint cancel all three of those

[coarse birch]

It makes sense because it just takes advantage of a fundamental part of reloading

Guess i just never bothered to test

[spare dome]

recon lasgun has the most fun reload cancel imo

[coarse birch]

Lol

Instant reload

[spare dome]

makes you feel like a real badass

not quite instant, but you can shave off a second

[coarse birch]

Well what does that leave you with

[spare dome]

a cool gun

[coarse birch]

Like a half or quarter second id imagine

[spare dome]

😎

[coarse birch]

Dont let josho see that

He hates recon lol

[spare dome]

most do

[brisk raft]

I wanna stop hating recon, I really do

[coarse birch]

I dont hate how it plays

Its just not very good

[brisk raft]

Pls FatShark let me love recon again

[coarse birch]

I dont not enjoy using it

I will say the infinite ammo build was like

Really mindless

Just totally head empty gameplay

But it was good

[ripe quest]

This game was so cursed

[south folio]

railgun pilled

[ripe quest]

That laser attachment you see there replaces my special rounds so I just completely lacked the spread shot

[south folio]

was that an intentional choice or an unforeseen consequence of your actions

[ripe quest]

Dude that Ogryn was also running a meme build it was sick

[south folio]

do tell

[ripe quest]

It was to make a cool video and I forgot to take it off lol

[south folio]

dum bith

[ripe quest]

I didn't have the message but it was like, Glugger Kickback + Paul iirc

wait hold on

no Mk V shovel

He said it was some meme build idk

[copper hawk]

WUH

zo troo.

[pale kelp]

How do Crits work against armor? Do they have inherent armor piercing or something?

See people using chastice the wicked against crushers and whatnot with the Columnus

[north sedge]

no its not the crit

chastise has armor downgrade for first 3 seconds for ranged, you dont crit

[woeful pecan]

Hey, screw you Hadron.

[ripe quest]

It can depend since some adms get a bonus w/ crits

[south folio]

some weapons get a bump in ADM on crits but it's usually minor and also not general and it depends on the weapon and it depends on the armour type and...

[ripe quest]

Though with Fury yeah it's just ult and mag dump into Crushers with anything

[ripe quest]

Best you can do is swap blessings.

[woeful pecan]

I have a better one to use for now

Just chasing perfection

[pale kelp]

oh, cool, TIL

another unwritten bonus?

[north sedge]

only acknowledged in a patch note over a year ago

[pale kelp]

I swear with darktide, more often than not half the mechanics are just not mentioned anywhere as far as perks go

[buoyant pecan]

Welcome to Fatshark games

They've been not telling us what shit does since Vermintide 1

[pale kelp]

I'll be like "oh I don't see why people are so fond of Thy Wrath Be Swift" and then it's "oh yeah did you know that it stops bullet pushback and stops you from getting hit out of the hacking minigame"

[pale kelp]

Dont think it was this bad in vermintide 2, though it might just have been because I'm a pleb

[buoyant pecan]

It was

Still is

[pale kelp]

man thank god I never got into VT2 outside of doing legend runs

Think the most "hidden" thing I ever came across was being able to shoot with rapier and pistol by pressing the special button

off the top of my head on 100hrs of zealot, I've come across

Disdain only working on every other hit
Loner meaning that the AI director doesn't count you as being alone and clapping you with special
Fury of the Faithful Armor Pen
The entirety of Thy Wrath Be Swift
Momentum Increasing Dodge distance

it's WILD

[copper hawk]

round fish

[ripe quest]

Judgement doesn't only buff dodge distance, buffs some other stuff. Also the Loner thing is debated a bit, not sure if it's confirmed as it might be loner cope.

[sharp zodiac]

They got gerbil feeders in this bathroom

I'm stealing one

[ripe quest]

iirc it's like dodge speed and regen but I'd have to look at it again

[pale kelp]

I think it's dodge speed yeah

[pale kelp]

I just presumed that dodge distance = dodge speed

oh it's half a percent per stack ?

I thought it was 1% per stack

wild.

[ripe quest]

It used to be iirc but it was nerfed.

It used to be genuinely absurd with knife

[pale kelp]

bro I swear to god if I have to start combing through the zealot code every patch to see what hidden mechanics got changed

[ripe quest]

like, it was faster to dodge than to run

[pale kelp]

gonna wind up with a degree in code just to play this game istg

[pale kelp]

lmao

that's hilarious

[heavy path]

Shoul I keep it or just get the blessing?

[pale kelp]

do you have something better?

[ripe quest]

This is the og one

[ripe quest]

You could just swap perks and it'd be fine.

[dark zealot]

anyone else notice something odd?

[ripe quest]

Cleave isn't BiS but it's perfectly fine.

[pale kelp]

aint no mf way dodge cooldown reset used to go up to 60% with 20 momentum

[fading vale]

it did

[pale kelp]

that is hilarious

[ripe quest]

That's why it was so absurd

[pale kelp]

a small unwritten perk

getting your dodge back over twice as fast

what a meme

[ripe quest]

Also another one is Duellist in addition to 50% weakspot and 50% critical damage also gives 100% critical weakspot damage due to how bonuses are calc'd.

[dark lily]

I'm a new 30 Zealot running crusher - is this decent enough to start working on ranged & curios or should I keep buying crushers with my limited funds?

[pale kelp]

wait what

[pale kelp]

you mean as in that they're multiplicative with each other?

[ripe quest]

If it were finesse it'd be 50% for all three but because it's 50% weakspot and 50% critical it's 100 for critical weakspot

no they're additive.

[pale kelp]

??

what does that even MEAAAAN

[ripe quest]

I mean that's pretty fine on its own. I'd just up Skullcrusher to T4.

Otherwise solid. We have a Crusher guide in pins too.

[pale kelp]

real

[dark lily]

Yeah, I've been using it. Glad it's there

[ripe quest]

If you have +10% weakspot and +50% critical damage you get +60% critical weakspot damage

If you have +50% finesse you have +50% for all three finesse types.

[dark lily]

I'll upgrade the skullcrusher when I get a T4 one.

[pale kelp]

what does that like

look like

[pale kelp]

if I do 100 damage base

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-fusion-thomas-gif-13867954

[dark lily]

feel like I got pretty lucky rolling it the way I did

but the 69% damage makes me sad

[fading vale]

100 base, 200 crit weakspot, add 100% crit weakspot and it's 300

[ripe quest]

Crusher is pretty easy to roll but that's really good for a fresh level 30

I was still using blue items when I hit level 30 lmao

[pale kelp]

okay so duelist gives you an additional 100% to crit weakspot damage upping it to 400.

how does that even work with precog

[ripe quest]

Also additive

[fading vale]

they would both add from the base crit weakspot

so you would get 160%

and do 360 damage

[ripe quest]

w/ Duellist and Precog up you get +110% weakspot, +110% critical, and +160% critical weakspot.

[pale kelp]

so crit weakspot is not weakspot multiplied by crit?

[south folio]

delightfully devilish

[pale kelp]

my brother in christ

[ripe quest]

Bonuses are not no

[pale kelp]

I swear this is why we don't use the knife and we just hit things with an eviscerator instead

sweet jesus

[fading vale]

also weapons have like, boost curves for finesse that can limit things, best example was revolver a while back which would do less damage on crit weakspot than crit to certain enemies

[pale kelp]

doesn't that mean that if you shroudfield for another 100% crit damage, and hit a critical weakspot, you only do an extra 260% damage

[ripe quest]

It's great with knife in particular because it has like, 5x damage on heavies w/ finesse hits

[fading vale]

it depends on the weapons finesse stats yeah

[tepid sorrel]

im going to spread so much misinformation that no matter how hard LAZORR TRIES he will NEVER defeat it

[south folio]

ur gay

[pale kelp]

??????

I do not wish to think anymore

[tepid sorrel]

man fuck this arcotash guy!!!!!!

[fading vale]

do you know about crits on cleave

[pale kelp]

no

[fading vale]

the crit damage is effectively only for the first target

[pale kelp]

I learned that the eviscerator has a max hit cap of 4 like... day before yesterday

[pale kelp]

w h y

[fading vale]

you get a much much smaller damage boost from crits on subsequent targets

[shy osprey]

this is probably asked a million times, but how do you get just a flesh wound? im confused by the private game thing

[tepid sorrel]

im gonna let you in on a little secret babe

[pale kelp]

you need people to play with

and to enable the match as private

[shy osprey]

: (

[fading vale]

you have to join up with people and set the game to private

[pale kelp]

yeah....

[fading vale]

can try lfg channels

[shy osprey]

might do that when i have some free time

[pale kelp]

my brain is too small for more secrets

feel free to @ me, if I'm on I can give you a hand maybe

(Idk if I'll be of any use, but I can prolly outperform a bot)

[ripe quest]

First is base heavy, second is precog + duellist heavy with and without a crit.

[tepid sorrel]

(there are many "4 target cap" weapons and it does not matter)

[ripe quest]

This is against a Crusher

[fading vale]

%power multiplies against %damage too

and most %damage sources are additive to other %damage

[ripe quest]

Power multiplying cleave blessings was a fun one to learn

[pale kelp]

???

[shy osprey]

does the %health from curios stack?

[pale kelp]

additively

[tepid sorrel]

additive not multiplicative so yes

[shy osprey]

so its 20% then another 20% of the base hp?

[tepid sorrel]

no

wait

misread what you just said

[pale kelp]

imagine knowing what cleave does lmao

[tepid sorrel]

that's how u know my bitch ass is tired

yes

[shy osprey]

time to make a max hp ogryn

[pale kelp]

probably knocks people over or something

[south folio]

i wuv multiplicative bonuses owo

[ripe quest]

same with +Toughness, you can get up to +66% max toughness with curios

[tepid sorrel]

max hp ogryn is the saddest thing i've ever seen

[shy osprey]

that bad?

[tepid sorrel]

nothing is bad on ogryn

you can close your eyes and play it as badly or goodly as you want and still do fine right now

[fading vale]

if only ogryn had like, free 75% toughness DR

[ripe quest]

Mk II Evis getting... ah 38 cleave with Ramp and SS/Wrath up

[pale kelp]

Do curios increase the toughness gained from the skill tree or does it just modify "base" toughness

[ripe quest]

mmm yes

[shy osprey]

i do wanna max ogryn and make a bullet sponge build

[tepid sorrel]

the toughness in your skill tree -is- your new base toughness

[pale kelp]

okay cool

[shy osprey]

but im in love with my zealot rn

[fading vale]

anything that returns a % of toughness uses the total toughness yeah

[tepid sorrel]

easiest way to explain that

[fading vale]

coherency is flat though

[tepid sorrel]

god i hate coherency regen so much

[pale kelp]

loner moment

[tepid sorrel]

loner has a valid purpose

[south folio]

don't take any +toughness and take +toughness regen speed so that the bar goes up faster 😎

[shy osprey]

imagine being able to do more than click mouse one with an eviscerator

smh

[pale kelp]

that's good, was moreso wondering if your curios applied to the +15 toughness from skill tree, but apparently they do

[tepid sorrel]

SHUT UP

[fading vale]

I have never paid any attention to coherency regen since I started playing

[tepid sorrel]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-10436656614678318733

[tepid sorrel]

yeah that's what he's saying

your total toughness
which is, let's say

[south folio]

OwO 3x health curios and lynchpin and +90% toughness regen speed

[tepid sorrel]

100 + 15 + 15 + 15 + 15 + 15

then % of that

[pale kelp]

fantastic.

[ripe quest]

Dude you hit max toughness faster which = less melee chip damage

[south folio]

so truue

[tepid sorrel]

this why im not friends with arcotash no more

not only is he bad at darked tide he flashbangs me 24/7

[south folio]

wtf

[fading vale]

if only coherency didn't get disabled immediately when you are near enemies

[tepid sorrel]

stupid!!!

[ripe quest]

That one Keystone that gives you the OG Lynchpin amount is huge

[tepid sorrel]

stinky!!!

[shy osprey]

HUH

[pale kelp]

TIL

[fading vale]

coherency regen*

[tepid sorrel]

lazorr...

[pale kelp]

thankfully im a useless knife zealot so I'm never with the team (a joke)