zealot-class

[ruby moss]

https://imgflip.com/i/8debc7

[vestal spade]

is the recent update any good? a friend bought it for me a while back but i found the game super boring. bugs path terribly and its just a conga line to shoot at unless you get caught in the middle of a spawn.

[steep flame]

idk i havent really been following it lol

its alright i guess

[rocky marsh]

i don't think using an evisc + volvo is exactly chad :p

[steep flame]

charge zealot tops

[rocky marsh]

yeah super good
i didn't like this game at all during the open beta

[polar nexus]

#zealot-class message

Thy wrath be swift is mandatory

[rocky marsh]

Quick question. Does wound and SoC DR apply to toughness as well or only hp

[ember yew]

Reduces both toughness and health damage taken.

but

Procs only on health damage

[last fjord]

Just saw a zealot throwing himself in a fire barrel to prock maximum martydom stacks

Is it worth ??

[ember yew]

no

you'l get hit anyway

in a course of time

but it's funny when they do that a go down like 20 seconds later

[last fjord]

XD

[ember yew]

this will never get old

[spiral anvil]

Taking martyr without second chance is

[clear knot]

Is lascerwte good on knife? I’ve been enjoying it a lot but was wondering if it should be switched for soemthingn else

[minor sage]

but who cares if something is good or not

flesh tearer lacerate knives are the best

[spiral anvil]

The person who is asking cares

[ember yew]

[stable cypress]

imo flesh tearer is better if you want bleed blessing

neither is really necessary with zealot bleed talent tho, so you can go with smth like mercy killer + uncanny strike

[clear knot]

ah, okay, icic

[ember yew]

its just that Uncanny Strike is the strongest blessing, but it does not pair well with lacerate

[clear knot]

im kinda new and just feeling my way through the game

[rocky marsh]

Thanks. Just to clarify, martyr also right?

[rocky marsh]

Yo stop lying

You are top 1% zealot

[clear knot]

bwuh

me?

pwoof?

[south folio]

darcy hours

[rocky marsh]

You wrote the funking guide!

Now I look like I can't get along with a joke

:(

[oak ermine]

The guide?

[clear knot]

i wrote no such thing

[rocky marsh]

But if I don't then I look like I'm sucking up to an e girl

Sorry ;-;

[clear knot]

hu-wha

[oak ermine]

No such thing indeed

[clear knot]

josho make guide

:3

[south folio]

on worst weapon of course

[rocky marsh]

I don't mean the crusher guide

[oak ermine]

Josho indeed wrote a crusher guide

[rocky marsh]

And yeah my memory was off. You posted a build, not a guide

I defo remember you tho

[clear knot]

i only do lvl 4 missions

im top 1% heresy player

[rocky marsh]

Jum how can you fool the Evan guy like that

[next crow]

i got inspired to roll a crusher after reading the guide and boy it is a weapon alright

safety with powered up swings and the push attack does 1 gorillion damage on headshots

[rocky marsh]

I know it does more damage than heavy but I tried and they have the same thresholds at least on crusher (enemy)

[clear knot]

im hammer bitch

[rocky marsh]

Granted it staggers

[humble wasp]

I really like Ironhelm over crusher

[frozen ibex]

More kills with bleed than with melee. Double bleed OP

[rocky marsh]

Did one ogryn use bleed shield

I always wondered what if you played crit cdr build without having to invest into piety because an ogryn ran bleed shield

[frozen ibex]

He was using shovel. He didn't do much bleed damage at all.

[brazen linden]

help the warp demons got onto the mourningstar

[steep flame]

im gonna kill someone

[rocky marsh]

That's a mutie

[fading vale]

how is starship now

I played a while back and it was pretty fun

[hollow ember]

for thunder hammer users, how did u deal with no dodging for a long time after a special attack?

that seems like a critical weakness for that weapon

like i feel if I go into group of 5 maulers if I hit one with special attack then it will leave me vulnerable to the other 4

[ember yew]

you pick strong ranged weapon, press chastice (F) and erase 5 maulers within one ammo clip

[hollow ember]

ah

[ember yew]

you just dont fight them with special attack

it will take long time

also

[hollow ember]

i see ,ty

[ember yew]

otherwise you can kite, nothing much you can do there

[hollow ember]

yea with my heavy evis even in mid special attack I can dodge out if needed and usually kite

[ember yew]

you can kill maulers with ranged weapon even without chastice, just focus flak body

[hollow ember]

but wasn't sure the case wtih hammer, u can block faster than dodging with it but blocking the maulers is not reliable

gotcha

[umbral kindle]

By using the Ironhelm

No such weakness

Plus can not only kill the mauler but also the harem of bruisers next to him

[hollow ember]

oh didn't know about ironhelm special cleave, it still has the unability to dodge after the special but the cleave def helps

[hollow ember]

what perks do u use on your iron helm?

sorry meant blessings

[umbral kindle]

I'd have to check but I'm not on my PC rn

Oh blessings

Thrust and I think I have slaughterer

[hollow ember]

i see, thank you

gonna give it a try, the cleave seems like a lot of fun

[umbral kindle]

Thrust is must, slaughterer or headtaker are good for 2nd

[calm salmon]

[umbral kindle]

I had a disgusting hab dreyko game yesterday where the horde was spawning thicker than usual and I was cleaving away like 20 mobs per powered ironhelm swing

[hollow ember]

i saw someone with shock & awe the gives -60 enemy hit mass and was curious if it has special usage with the specials cleave

[calm salmon]

I wish this game were better.

[hollow ember]

damn lol

[calm salmon]

The overall lack of teamwork is cri

[umbral kindle]

It doesn't really, you need an obscene amount of bruisers before it'll stop

[hollow ember]

oh nvm just tried shock and awe and by the time u try to get thrust 3 it goes away, not a good synergy

[hollow ember]

ah i see

[clear knot]

https://tenor.com/view/stephanie-dola-woof-acting-gif-13789385

[hollow ember]

thank you for letting me know about this glorious weapon

[fading vale]

shock is terrible

[hollow ember]

excited to give it a try

[hollow ember]

yea seems like it unfortunately

[umbral kindle]

Extra power from slaught/headtaker will give more cleave anyway + damage

[hollow ember]

makes sense

[umbral kindle]

Also I didn't see this but the Ironhelm has almost nonexistent self stun compared to the crucis

[steep flame]

its fine

not thrilling

but fine

[humble wasp]

Only thing that I noticed with Shock&Awe is funnier ragdolls.

[hollow ember]

oh that is awesome, yea ironhelm def seems to be the play

[merry palm]

melk feeling generous for once

[hollow ember]

hell yea heavy evis, my one true friend in the midst of hordes

[humble wasp]

what build do you use with thunder hammer?

[plush shale]

I play in restricted build
And i have more fun

[hollow ember]

still haven't decided if I want to go stealth with back hit one shot or normal chastise, still in the experimental phase with thunder hammer

[plush shale]

Knife with martyr

CRIT-KNIFE with martyr

[umbral kindle]

Personally I prefer chastise with thammer because it stops things running out of hit range while I charge thrust

[hollow ember]

ahhh, yea

I would be pissed if I used my stealth ability and whiffed my one shot haha

[umbral kindle]

Trying to stealth backbonk a monster while it chases a knife zealot across the map is hell

[hollow ember]

hahaha

[humble wasp]

I like Relic for 'oh shit' moments, though it is least proactive option. Personally I feel that perk 'not stunned by melee' is very good for Thunder hammer, I also like very much that brief immortality with cooldown perk.

[umbral kindle]

Relic is the best monster killing ability too ofc

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1197891156994953216/uncapped_edit_1705669816301.mp4?ex=65bcea13&is=65aa7513&hm=290aeeb1e6062a59da602909fc43c08a11d91a7a249fd3e87901661425c01f5e&

[hollow ember]

this is the current one i am going to test for thunder hammer, though as i said I am only starting with thunder hammer and gonna tweak things out as I continue to use hammer

[hollow mantle]

Going both thy wrath be swift and holy revenant is pretty standard for just about every zealot build

[hollow ember]

honestly I wanted to try relic but with heavy evis I just can't get rid of chastise

[hollow ember]

yea it's mostly from my heavy evis build that i changed a bit to go the stealth route

[hollow mantle]

Id recommend giving throwing knives a try

once you get a bit of practice in with them they increase your quick kill power by a ton

and evis works really well with a crit focus and those talents

[humble wasp]

Here is mine.

[hollow ember]

throwing knives is also something I haven't delved deep into, there is so many things I wanna try in this game lol

[hollow mantle]

the right side has a ton of survivability that benefits a lot. In the massive dr from the crit talent and then second wind which will net you hundreds of toughness in a match if you are dodging constantly

[delicate shadow]

I believe it

[hollow mantle]

Not having any nades does make getting rez's harder, but you will be a special killing machine

[hollow ember]

damn that is a lot of CC support, seems fun with stun grenade, relic and pious-cutthroat

[hollow mantle]

Also if you go crit route with chastise and a heavy cleave weapon like evis or heavy sword then you can chastise into a dense mob and make your ult back in 1-2 swings usually

[hollow ember]

oh damn

[hollow mantle]

Keep that 20% attack speed up almost all the time

works well with heavy sword and deathblow. the horizontal heavy 2/3 chain will just delete everything infront of you, and is a good oh shit button for mixed ragers coming in the horde. That guaranteed crit with 25% maniac will usually oneshot them, or set them up to die on the backswing

[humble wasp]

To be honest I like fire grenades more, but 7.5% toughness on heavy attack kill with Ironhelm charged swings through crowds replenish it really quickly

[hollow mantle]

should work really well with evis, and evis has shred for better crit range

[hollow ember]

damn that is a lot of valuable info, gonna save that one up for future builds I wanna try

ty

[hollow mantle]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9aea594b-1c81-483c-8702-d7e45ad09bd4/one-man-army-clutch-king

Thats basically what I run usually. have been tinkering around with it and taking off duelist, disdain and good balance to get sustained assault lately

[hollow ember]

ah i see, makes sense

[hollow mantle]

just because its a bit more consistent

[hollow ember]

ohh damn ty

I have never used either of those weapons, damn I am excited with how many things I wanna try now lol

[hollow mantle]

Heavy sword shines with headtaker. deathblow isn't necessary, a lot of people run rampage instead, but deathblow has been my preference over a few hundred hours since coming back after the class balances

[oak canyon]

le opinions on le flamer

looks cool wanna know if viable

[hollow mantle]

theres a breakpoint with heavy sword IX somewhere with like 75%+ damage, 75%+ first target, +25% mutant and deathblow 3+. Tbh I am not sure where that breakpoint is exactly, as in where the cut off is on any of that, but it lets you oneshot a mutant on a headshot with your heavy1 overhead

and man, thats nice to have. No buffs up, just guaranteed oneshot if its coming at you and all you have is your sword out. Helpful on wave of mutant maelstroms

[solar gorge]

is viable

and looks cool

[oak canyon]

hord clear?

same as VT2?

[solar gorge]

mixed horde clear

[oak canyon]

bet

time to try roll a good one

best stats?

[solar gorge]

can be used to close gap with ranged units by spraying respectfully to suppress targets

[hollow mantle]

Flamer is viable but it needs chastise to really shine. Its not something you want to pull out very often. Just in the oh shit situations where a lot of BS is coming and you have a second to pull it out. Chastise negates armor by a factor for a few seconds, so get burn stacks, ult while flaming, keep burning, do it a second time after it wears off to kill crushers

needs blaze away I think for that

[solar gorge]

BA is good

then it's whatever

[hollow mantle]

ive read overpressure is bugged and isnt doing much

[solar gorge]

it is

it does not work

theoretically, best blessing combo should be BA and Overpressure

[hollow mantle]

and yeah, mixed horde clear. if you pull it out for every horde youll run out of ammo pretty quickly

[solar gorge]

but since OVP does jackshit

[humble wasp]

I like flamer, but I'm too used to revolver as a tool for dealing with snipers, bombers and netters.

[hollow mantle]

master the art of donning your wheelies with your ult while flaming and lock onto targets for maximum wheelie distance

[solar gorge]

Perks for flamer are Flak/Unyielding I think

Or Maniac/Unyielding, both should be fine

as for stats uh

dumb stat mobility if it has

it

let me pull my flamer for reference

[umbral kindle]

Flamer is nice for when your team is just struggling to keep up with horde clear

[oak canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/eek-fangirling-excited-upsidedownface-gif-5305238

[umbral kindle]

Would suggest throwing knives with flamer so you can still deal with specials

[solar gorge]

I have a godlike Overpressure flamer, fs just need to fix the blessing

anyday now...

[oak canyon]

but could also trust team

[solar gorge]

rule number 1 of dt pubbing on auric board

never trust

[hollow mantle]

Also helps with pull out time same as bolter

[merry palm]

what to run on new evis

perfect strike

and what else

[umbral kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/john-jonah-jameson-lol-laughing-hysterically-laughing-out-loud-funny-gif-17710543

[oak canyon]

kek

understood

i make throwing knife build for flamer

[hollow mantle]

saame

[solar gorge]

Yeah so dump stat is mobility

and I guess cloud radius can be at below 70

[oak canyon]

okey pog

wish me luck

[solar gorge]

fix OVP fs

[umbral kindle]

Quick flame is comfy

[solar gorge]

That's what I use on it

not a perfect setup because of the locked in sprint efficiency

but Bloodthirsty and +cara will let you one shot crushers

(on headshot)

[ornate bone]

Me running riposte instead of uncanny

[frank night]

dont see 'real one' in ur titles sterling

[ornate bone]

It's not my pronoun, it's my state of being

[royal vortex]

woe

[ornate bone]

Woe, a tide of dark upon ye

[frank night]

it is 6am

[copper hawk]

wtff

is a pillock

is it like a pollock

[royal vortex]

it is 8 am

[copper hawk]

like fishe..

[frank night]

well cica

ur a pillock

so

[copper hawk]

wtf

[frank night]

there u go

[copper hawk]

new mittins pfp

y do u hate me..

u and ur oomfiez hate me..

if i wuz a ruthless dictatore.. i'll zend u 2 the gularg..

[frank night]

yeah

well

ur not

[hushed knoll]

MITTINS HI OWO NOTICES U

[polar nexus]

They fixed the crashes

i crash more

[ember yew]

three crashes fixed

five new added

perfection

[royal vortex]

gremlin

[sharp zodiac]

Ate a car battery the cat did

[copper hawk]

erm

fake.

[frank night]

picture of ur expression when u hit the vin too hard

[sharp zodiac]

Why am I hitting Vin

[frank night]

the WINE

[sharp zodiac]

Oh

I thought you meant the dude

[frank night]

frence

[sharp zodiac]

So close

Just change the e

[royal vortex]

vin abuse

[sharp zodiac]

Vin after walking into France

It's me

I'm in the graveyard

[copper hawk]

gnarp gnarp

[royal vortex]

the gayyard

[sharp zodiac]

Vine boom

[frank night]

u fkn wish u were zoomer

[sharp zodiac]

Shhh

Go back to Korea South Indonesia

[copper hawk]

i"m in the

the

slaveyard,

[frank night]

wha

im not from indonesia

[sharp zodiac]

Autocorrected

[frank night]

are u thinking of arco

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah I mistake you too

You're the one from

Hold on lemme think

[frank night]

take a while this will

[sharp zodiac]

Hnnnngg...hgg

South Carolina

[frank night]

windows 98 is booting

@royal vortex

u hit a different target

[sharp zodiac]

DAMNIT

Nnnn illanoi

[frank night]

mon dieu she is lost

[sharp zodiac]

NO

Uhh

Dutch

[frank night]

who is dutch in here

[sharp zodiac]

Rage

Last shot..

Texas

[frank night]

ur a failure

[sharp zodiac]

FUCK

[solar gorge]

Mond ieu

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-spy-x-family-spy-bruh-bruh-moment-gif-25527210

[sharp zodiac]

The 7th layer of hell awaits me

[frank night]

neat

[sharp zodiac]

I wonder what boiling blood would taste like

Probably hot metal tbh

[solar gorge]

Boudin

Google it

[frank night]

i think the boiling part would make it hard to taste it

[sharp zodiac]

Looks like shit

Like

Literally

[solar gorge]

It's basically cooked blood sausage

[sharp zodiac]

Ah

[sharp zodiac]

You don't know my skills

[frank night]

• Drinking wine
• Narrowly avoiding american traffic
• Playing Darktide

[indigo quartz]

A fellow French person not knowing what boudin is 😭

[solar gorge]

Oh shit true

they have fr in the name and didn't even knew

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-emoji-laughing-emoji-animated-laugh-gif-27394849

[indigo quartz]

Sacrilegious

[sharp zodiac]

Being frank I never actually had it

So I forgot about it even if I knew it (I'm forgetful as fuck)

[frank night]

what did u eat for breakfast

[sharp zodiac]

Nothing

I don't eat breakfast

[frank night]

what about lunch

[sharp zodiac]

Or lunch

Only dinner

[frank night]

have u

eaten

at all

[sharp zodiac]

No

[frank night]

o

when

will u

[sharp zodiac]

Couple hours

7? 5?

Idk

[frank night]

[sharp zodiac]

We'll find out

[fading vale]

get a baconator

[sharp zodiac]

Can't

Saving my money up

Or at least I would be

if I had any

[fading vale]

rip

[solar gorge]

eat stray dogs

[sharp zodiac]

Good idea

[fading vale]

I'm sure you can get a baguette for like a dollar

[sharp zodiac]

I can

But I'm still at work rn

[frank night]

what is ur work

[fading vale]

just survive only on baguettes

[sharp zodiac]

Veterinarian assistant

[solar gorge]

baguette processing plant

[frank night]

oh yeah

you were rly into bugs

[sharp zodiac]

Mhm

[frank night]

and gonna become a vet

[sharp zodiac]

Yes

[frank night]

like rly into bugs

like

a lot

like

wow

fuck you machine

[fading vale]

can we do surgery on bugs

[sharp zodiac]

Idk

Not that deep in that category

[solar gorge]

rewire this fly's nervous system please

[frank night]

mind control this roach

[sharp zodiac]

For what desirable purpose

It needs reason

[solar gorge]

i want it to spin

[frank night]

to have a mind controlled roach

[fading vale]

like what if my favorite beetle pet got sick or something

[sharp zodiac]

If you say so

[royal vortex]

what da hell

[sharp zodiac]

I'm actually not sure if there even is treatment for your sick bug

Best case is to make sure they don't get sick at all

[frank night]

dont small organisms tend to just snuff it

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

[frank night]

if they get any disease that sticks

[sharp zodiac]

Built different

[fading vale]

what if you become a world renowned bug doctor

[frank night]

cant rly pack several billion white blood cells into a bug

[royal vortex]

i wish i made my zealot an agitator

[frank night]

yet another mistake

sad

.

[royal vortex]

you're a mistake

[sharp zodiac]

That'd be interesting

[sharp zodiac]

Actually

[royal vortex]

expire

[fading vale]

maybe nobody has cared enough about the bugs yet

[sharp zodiac]

Unfortunately the most plausible explanation

Most People only care about bugs if it's in their homes or if it's dead,

Don't have time to appreciate the Beauty of these small organisms

[frank night]

wtf me and boris the spider are buddies

[fading vale]

I had an ant farm one time when I was a kid

[royal vortex]

no spider should be named boris

[sharp zodiac]

My friend had one

[frank night]

he gets to stay in my flat over the winter

and he does not fucking touch my ankles

[sharp zodiac]

I got to name some of them

[fading vale]

ok stan

[sharp zodiac]

I named the queen if I can remember

[royal vortex]

do not compare me to the vile warlock who believes monkeys have cloacas

[sharp zodiac]

Belle

[fading vale]

the vile warlock

[sharp zodiac]

Well if he does who's fault is it

[frank night]

his

[sharp zodiac]

Nuh uh

[frank night]

because it means he has left his housing

[sharp zodiac]

You were in the way

[frank night]

specifically

to touch me on the ankle

[sharp zodiac]

Funi

He did it for the funi

[frank night]

this offence carries the punishment of immediate atomisation

once I have stopped screaming

[sharp zodiac]

Bitnch

[frozen glen]

man up and eat the spider

[frank night]

unfortunately, redverse

[frozen glen]

sit up and stand down

motherfucker

[sharp zodiac]

If you're cold they're cold

put them in your mouth

[royal vortex]

what the fuck

[sharp zodiac]

Don't be a coward

Keep em waaarrm

[frank night]

do not listen to the french lady who survives on single pizzas and box wine

[fading vale]

what are single pizzas classified as

[frank night]

they have a tinder account

[fading vale]

HOT N READY

[sharp zodiac]

WITH THAT EXTRA CHEESE

[fading vale]

you ever try French dressing with pizza

like the orange sweet stuff, also known as catalina in some places

[sharp zodiac]

My sister does

When I visited philliadelpha my friend made me try hot honey pizza

Surprisingly it wasn't that shite

[fading vale]

its decent yeah

[sharp zodiac]

Since out of the 4 friends and my 2 siblings I got most of the pizza because they don't like pizza as much as me

[fading vale]

the ratios are important

[sharp zodiac]

True

[fading vale]

do you like pineapple on pizza

[sharp zodiac]

Smell was so good I almost was able to ignore the horrible piss smell on the walls outside

[sharp zodiac]

Ehhh

Not really

It's fine as is, but not for me

I've seen weirder food combos tho

[fading vale]

one of my favorite drunk/high pizzas is domino's thin crust with pepperoni jalapeños and pineapple

[sharp zodiac]

I'm a basic pepperoni person, but I do try and consume different kinds of pizza once and a while

[fading vale]

I mean you can't go wrong with pepperoni

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

Tho there was a phase where my mother forced me to only get cheese pizza

Nothing wrong with cheese

But when I finally got a pepperoni pizza after 5 years let me tell you

Absolutely heavenly

[fleet zealot]

Olives

[fading vale]

fuck your mother

[fleet zealot]

And artichoke

[fading vale]

that's like, torture

[frank night]

a phase of forced cheese pizza

[fleet zealot]

My favorite pizza toppings

[frank night]

what is this guantanamo shit

[sharp zodiac]

Artichoke?

[fleet zealot]

Yee

[frank night]

vegetable

[fleet zealot]

It is lkke, cured artichoke heart

[fading vale]

like pickled artichoke hearts or?

[fleet zealot]

Or something

[sharp zodiac]

Ah

[fading vale]

artichoke is decent topping

[fleet zealot]

Cheese pizza is fine if it is good

[open pollen]

I think it'd be cool if the Run and Gun blessing gave you a damage boost for gunning while running. Would also allow you to have it be a proper tier'd belssing.

[fading vale]

olives are fine as long as they aren't too plentiful so that they overwhelm the flavor

[fleet zealot]

But a lot of places where easy to get pizza bot good

[fleet zealot]

I eat like a pregnant women some times so ill even get double olives if i feel like it

[fading vale]

damn

[fleet zealot]

But i am biased

I can eat a whole can of olives for a meal

[sharp zodiac]

Only time I actively disliked a topping was anchovies

[fading vale]

good sodium intake

[open pollen]

I've never wanted olives on pizza. But nothing will stop me from getting my 'za on, certainly not weird grapes.

[fleet zealot]

I cant eat pickes

I dint like em

[fading vale]

what

pickles are dope

[fleet zealot]

One of my meds makes me crave salts

[fleet zealot]

Noooo

Nasty

[sharp zodiac]

WHAT

Pickles are quite literally the only thing I have on my burgers besides meat and cheese

[fading vale]

no sauce/condiments?

[open pollen]

My dad would buy a big jug ol' pickles, and when they were gone, he'd cut up some cucumber and store it in the pickle brine.

[sharp zodiac]

It REALLY depends

If mayo

No

[frozen glen]

no lettuce

[sharp zodiac]

No ketchup either

Nope

[left iron]

Goddamn french

[fading vale]

did they effectively pickle

[frozen glen]

no tomatoes

[sharp zodiac]

Not a fan

I don't mind onions tho

[fading vale]

I love tomatoes unless they are bad tomatoes

[royal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/go-my-scarab-gif-2161255343682007064

[open pollen]

Worst case, you had pickle flavoured cucumber.

[sharp zodiac]

But I forget to add them

[royal vortex]

@vocal pulsar

[fading vale]

bad tomatoes are bad

good tomatoes are amazing

[open pollen]

I'm one of those weirdos that like their tomato slices thicker than their burger patties

[sharp zodiac]

The only condiment I like is...

[fading vale]

I'm only ok with mayo if it's like, an appropriately thin layer, I ain't tryna drown

[sharp zodiac]

Shit I actually don't like any

[delicate shadow]

wtf

[royal vortex]

anti-stan

[sharp zodiac]

I really only like meat and cheese if I had to get food

[delicate shadow]

condiments are based

[sharp zodiac]

Onions too but that's a specific one

I like chopped cooked ones

[royal vortex]

i told stan "you'd try to shower in ketchup if you had enough" and then he said "i think ketchup would be really good for sunburns"

[sharp zodiac]

Disgusting

[open pollen]

That's the stuff

[fading vale]

this is true

[sharp zodiac]

Why is the tomato so big

[frozen glen]

how were u born french but got an american tiktok food appetite

[royal vortex]

when prodded as to why he said it would be like how in cartoons they put meat on bruises when they get punched

[sharp zodiac]

I get it from my mother

[royal vortex]

and he thought this was because of the blood in the meat

instead of

you know

the meat being cold

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah that's Stan alright

[frank night]

idk about you but I absorb blood to heal myself

[fading vale]

the hemoglobin helps the healing process bro

[royal vortex]

which makes u wonder why fucking KETCHUP would be good for sunburns

still havent gotten that connection

[open pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/papa-louie-mayo-mayonnaise-flipline-studios-papas-burgeria-gif-18642222

[frank night]

I would hack you to death and use you as a health pack

[left iron]

Because ketchup goes in the microwave, duh

[fading vale]

🤮

[sharp zodiac]

Another thing to note

Sometimes the buns can be fucking heavenly

Or a complete miss

Like that bun looks tasty

[royal vortex]

we are aware of ur status as a demonic entity

[frozen glen]

that bun looks nasty

[delicate shadow]

having a stroke

[sharp zodiac]

You look nasty

[frozen glen]

wtf

[left iron]

I was only joking, wtf

[fading vale]

you should know there's a stan quote for every situation by now

[royal vortex]

mainerz also asked stan if he often smelled burnt toast and he absentmindedly said "yes" and then had to go google what smelling burnt toast meant

[delicate shadow]

[open pollen]

The Stanchive is full stocked, but not open to the public.

[frozen glen]

stork

[open pollen]

Quotes are only available upon request

[fading vale]

Stan was on a roll last night

[royal vortex]

rapidfire

[fading vale]

monkeys having cloacas though, that was some real shit

[royal vortex]

librarians can't have penises either

[fading vale]

oh true

[left iron]

[royal vortex]

time to roll a taxe 2 on vet

oh i already have one

fk

[sharp zodiac]

Haha

[royal vortex]

wait thats a mk iv

nvm

[sharp zodiac]

I planted it

[royal vortex]

im fine

[sharp zodiac]

Like a cop-

Oh

[frank night]

he YEARNS to spend

he BURNS to consume

[sharp zodiac]

He should save and spend better

[royal vortex]

i am inspired by crab

[sharp zodiac]

Then again I did spend the last 32 on gacha but it was worth it

It's about you not me

[left iron]

[sharp zodiac]

That wasn't the main cause

[royal vortex]

mittins u should play my stupid vet bleed build

[sharp zodiac]

Mittens will absorb the blood

[frank night]

does it require spending resources

im skint

[royal vortex]

do u have flechette

[frank night]

no

and i do not have manstopper either

[sharp zodiac]

Brokey

[royal vortex]

useless

[frank night]

as u will recall

as u nearly turned urself inside out

when i told u brunt rotated as I was clicking on the buy button

[sharp zodiac]

Blunt rotation

[royal vortex]

loser

[frank night]

he is escalating geopolitical tensions

[sharp zodiac]

Mittens after being called loser

[frank night]

true i do perform a rotating vertical headbutt

frequently

many casualties

[royal vortex]

tactical axe mk 2 number one is a failure

[frank night]

u do not know suffering

[sharp zodiac]

So it begins

[frank night]

u have not done mg12 science

[sharp zodiac]

What about mg13science

[royal vortex]

this is the mk4

it has been upgraded from purple

i shall let it sit

[sharp zodiac]

God why do taxes look so ugly

So thin and skinny

[frozen glen]

are u body shaming axes

[sharp zodiac]

Like a starving Victorian

Yes

[frozen glen]

maybe its because they dont only eat meat and cheese

[royal vortex]

it is ready

[sharp zodiac]

Precisely

[royal vortex]

when u crit u can proc bm on bruisers

its beautiful

[sharp zodiac]

They'll be bruising

[hollow ember]

crafted this then decided I want an ironhelm hammer.....

Feels like a waste not playing with this lol

but damn that ironhelm special cleave was delicious

[sharp zodiac]

It's like a powersword but for hammer and isn't as Reddit

Man imagine if the hammer got something equivalent to power cycler

[hollow ember]

Monstrosities would shiver when u approach with power cycler hammer

[fleet zealot]

Burger grease is the condiment

[spare dome]

no patrick, burger grease is not an instrument

[fleet zealot]

The more i age the more i kinda just want plain cheeseburger with at most onion, especially something like grilled onion

I dont care for mustard or pickle and purists hate even a slight smear of ketchup

Tomato and lettuce is fine

Most places put on way too much mayo

[violet hornet]

I only use a tiny bit of ketchup to help the tomato adhere to the lettuce

But I'm usually piling stuff on a burger myself

[sharp zodiac]

Grilled onions are the only kinda of getveble

I gzat

Eat

Minus pickles

[fleet zealot]

Oh and people who don’t seaosn their tomatos especially when they just cut a wet slice right on the burget

Andbthe tomato juice gets everywhere

[violet hornet]

Or use an underripe tomato, just save everyone's time and let it ripen before you cut it

[sharp zodiac]

Ketchup tastes way too sweet for me

Honey mustard is odd to put on a burger for me but can be good

[lone pecan]

Hela Curry Ketchup

[ornate bone]

getveble

[odd fjord]

You guys don't like pickles? So much heresy in here.

[royal vortex]

a crit taxe 2 does surprisingly ok vs crushers

[sharp zodiac]

I mixed my sords

Words

[violet hornet]

Pickles are the shit, burger ain't right without onion, mustard, and pickles imo

[sharp zodiac]

..

Mustard?

[pale kelp]

I don't have a chainsword so I'ma pick this up from Melk... replace Stam and rev it up..?

[sharp zodiac]

I think so

[pale kelp]

can be good, depending on the burger

unlike pickles

[sharp zodiac]

WHAT

[pale kelp]

I love having something with none of the same consistency as anything else on my burger

[violet hornet]

Yeah just shitty yellow mustard for a burger slaps

[odd fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-myers-grey-poupon-waynes-world-pardon-me-do-you-have-any-grey-poupon-gif-8624238

[sharp zodiac]

You people and your taste in food

BLEH

BLEH I SAY

[hollow ember]

mustard is the best

[violet hornet]

Couldn't the same argument be made about almost any ingredient for a burger?

[lone pecan]

Don't you mean "bleu"?

[pale kelp]

oh are we talking that american mustard that looks like plastic ?

[violet hornet]

There's places in America burgers are served with only mustard

[hollow ember]

honey mustard is big no, normal mustard is a big yea

[pale kelp]

wtf is honey mustard

[hollow ember]

your life is better without knowing about it

[violet hornet]

Something good to dip fried chicken in

[pale kelp]

we aint got deep fried chicken, too backwood

a sad life, a sad life

[sharp zodiac]

FRIED CHICKEN

DIPPING HONEY MUSTARD IN FRIED CHICKEN

[pale kelp]

kind of, depends on the hamburger tbh, there are times where you bite into a burger and can tell exactly when you hit a pickle, I can't say though, don't like the taste personally.

and anyone who advocates for just picking them out has never been wrist deep in a burger just to still have it taste like pickle juice

[pale kelp]

This sounds so cursed I wont even lie

[onyx solar]

a literal plastic bottle of honey mustard dipped in blended and liquefied fried chicken

mm, crunchy.

[sharp zodiac]

I'm going to explode

[violet hornet]

Fair enough I can understand this criticism

[pale kelp]

I know that our darktide characters eat bottom feed slop but it doesn't mean that you gotta

[violet hornet]

I don't find the texture off putting and really like the flavor so they're staying for me lol

[violet hornet]

Now I'm just imagining an entire chicken, breaded and fried whole, with a bottle of honey mustard inside

[onyx solar]

now that's fancy

[hollow ember]

stop making me hungry....

[pale kelp]

oh yeah the texture complaint was just adding fuel to the fire of conversation as it's easy to refute, but alas I wasn't expecting people to take the conversation as seriously as they did

[frank night]

goodbye

[hollow ember]

I like salty things and mentioning mustard and pickles,etc making me salivate haha

[violet hornet]

I have noticed that pickle slices fresh from a jar have a totally different texture than the last ones I pull from the previous jar so that may be part of it

They get squishier over time

[onyx solar]

yeah, that's the acetic acid breaking down the cellulose

[hollow ember]

well i know what I am gonna order today

[onyx solar]

acetic acid and cellulose?

[hollow ember]

exactly

[pale kelp]

mby mby, personally just not a fan of the taste, though I'm also not fond of olives, god has cursed me with bad tastebuds...

[violet hornet]

I feel like disliking olives is fairly common, I like all kinds of olives but most people dislike at least one type of olive

[hollow ember]

Rik everytime u mention something I end up wishing it on a burger

[violet hornet]

Not sure about olives on a burger, maybe capers tho

[sharp zodiac]

NO

[hollow ember]

I like anything salty,sour,etc haha

[onyx solar]

What about olive the other reindeer

[pale kelp]

car oil

[desert vessel]

Olives on a burger? what the absolute heresy

[hollow ember]

haha

[pale kelp]

oh is it? I thought everyone liked olived, I feel like I'm the only one !

[hollow ember]

black olives especially are hard to notice, not that bad to put on anything

[brazen linden]

i like the green ones tho

[pale kelp]

ohh I didn't mean on a burger, just generally, everyone seems fond of them, similar to pickles

[pale kelp]

myeah +1, they don't taste as strong, so they don't hecking RUIN my food

[desert vessel]

olives are nice tbh, they dont really interfere with the taste of other things, if that makes any sense

[hollow ember]

i feel with green olives u need to be more careful with what u put it on due to it's strong flavor

[desert vessel]

but burgers are sacred, you dont mess with a burger

olives on pizzas are nice though

[pale kelp]

Jalopeno (?) on burger, y/n?

[desert vessel]

dunno actually, sounds interesting

[hollow ember]

Not strong with spicy stuff so no for me

[pale kelp]

Absolutely SLAPS imo

[pale kelp]

F. o7

[muted vale]

Y

[pale kelp]

a cultured individual.

[fleet zealot]

I like ketchup but i think people overuse it and put too much

Id rather have plain cucumber on a burger than pickle

Pickle taste bad

[native cargo]

Me when burger

[fleet zealot]

Mustard too

Mustard just sticks to your mouth wrong

And tastes bad

[solar obsidian]

idk if ive ever tuned into zealot chat and seen conversations about the zealot... or even darktide lol

like on first glance

[fleet zealot]

We need someone to ask questions about zealot

[muted vale]

do zealots like jalapenos on pizza?

[hollow ember]

hahahaha

[pale kelp]

I... I worry about where do you find sticky mustard, is sticky ketchup a thing too..?

[fleet zealot]

No

[odd fjord]

Ye

[fleet zealot]

Not bellpepper or jalepeno but i like most other peppers

Including ghost

[fleet zealot]

It isnt like sticky sticky

But it isnt, right

It might be autism and just the specific mustard texture not vibing

[pale kelp]

that's fairr

it sounds like plastic ketchup which I've seen in the context of.. americans.. .

being americans

[fleet zealot]

Ketchup is usually very smooth

[onyx solar]

can confirm, am american, am plastic

[pale kelp]

knew it!

[onyx solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/741081663986991235.gif?v=1

it's fantastic

[pale kelp]

what? life in plastic?

[onyx solar]

something something barbie girl

barbie world

[rough vault]

COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY

[brazen linden]

realises i only have 3 curio with +1 wound and 10% ordo dockets on each......

i forgot to upgrade these

[violet hornet]

I thought you were referring to the taste dwelling on the pallet after eating it but it sounds like it's the viscosity that's an issue

[fleet zealot]

That too

It leaves residuee

[sharp zodiac]

My arm hurts

I blame my conworker

Co woerker

Co worker

[open echo]

worth grabbing?

[sharp zodiac]

Not sure

On one hand the fire frenzy is nice but idk anything about stripped

[open echo]

stripped down is pretty fun

[signal garnet]

And really good, get some decent stam and a low enough run cost and you effectively get a poormans shroudfield for free

[copper hawk]

i love love LOVE

eating car oil

[sterile stone]

[open pollen]

Is there a name for the genre of music that has this low-voiced guy occassionally interrupt? I swear half the euro-pop songs I listen to have the same German guy in them.

[sharp zodiac]

That's not good for your skin

You need to add some vegetable oil

As a side

[copper hawk]

cool vibrationz...

[open pollen]

Zola: Rannick's intends to run a tight and disciplined warband with no room for zealotry.

The Zealots: Hymnals stop

[open pollen]

YEAH! PARTY IN DAH HAUS!

I like to think these people just show up in the recording booth from time to time. Like how bears keep showing up in residential neighborhoods.

[native cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2MfGIQ_XUk

[open pollen]

I misread the second panel as "The Dragon of Dogma"

[sharp zodiac]

Dragons dogla

Domha

Dogla

Sigma

Dogma

[left iron]

[left iron]

Almost like Stan

[fleet zealot]

the mcdonalds beeps give me ptsd

i hate them

[open pollen]

Mother: "Who's dog is this!?"
Child: "It's Dragon's Dog, Ma!"

[left iron]

Questionable food takes and severe case of auto correct

[open pollen]

Isn't that Zealot chat in a nutshell?

[native cargo]

Luna dis you

[open pollen]

I've had my fair share of questionable food takes myself, you know! As far as I know, I'm the only person who enjoys broccoli and anchovy pizza.

[open pollen]

We need to legalize nuclear bomb.

[native cargo]

yas

[open pollen]

This message brought to you by the shadow government

[hushed agate]

No he is too dangerous

[open pollen]

Dangerous and stupid? Nah, that's just an ogryn.

Also, I really like this zealot clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CUUCdfLu2U

Like a damn action movie.

Sitting at my computer got 100x better since a cat appeared next to me.

The other day, my sibling was washing something in the bathtub and left it full of soapy water.

My cat, who enjoys playing in the tub (And fully unaware it could be anything but dry), promptly took this lapse in security to jump into said tub.

Anyways, that's how I learned what "Instant Regret" sounds like.

[hidden stirrup]

[open pollen]

The fastest pea-shooter in atoma

[fading vale]

where cat pics

[hidden stirrup]

[median steeple]

gay beams

[open pollen]

@fading vale

[fading vale]

that cat looks frisky as hell

[open pollen]

Yesterday I watched it play with a piece of xabbage for like, 15 minutes.

[median steeple]

looks like its about to scam me on health potions

[open pollen]

Here's my cat meeting Santa

[fading vale]

That's incredible

What is your cats name

[open pollen]

Sigil.

Although I was this close to naming her "Big Smudge"

[median steeple]

amazing name

[solar obsidian]

day 2 of checking in on zealot chat to find anything but darktide convos

[fading vale]

If there is DT to talk about there will be DT talk

[open pollen]

Pfft. Darktide? More like Dorktide!

Man, I really want an update.

[granite hearth]

How could i make this better as a horde clearer?

[lone pecan]

There is a new Zola update, that will have to do

[fading vale]

hmm, do you want to run crit CDR or something else

[open pollen]

Indeed. I am never satisfied

[granite hearth]

(Crit CDR?)

[fading vale]

node above piety for cooldown reduction on crit

[granite hearth]

Yes i run that

[open pollen]

Is that the evis with the overhead l1? I found H1-l2-l3-push attack to be very good at horde clear by itself.

[frank night]

post steve

[coarse birch]

Post steve

[open pollen]

Also, I think a charged H1 has a bit of ironhelm-esque hordclear but I donnae know if that's true or just my mind playing tricks

[fading vale]

then I'd just swap both perks probably, definitely want flak, could keep elites or swap it to uh, idk maniac, what other perk do people run now on mk2, probably maniac/unyielding/elites

current Steve

[open pollen]

I thought mk2 already had high flak, or am I thinking of the other mk?

[coarse birch]

Hell yeah

I do maniac on mk2

[frank night]

excellent steve

[open pollen]

SO FLUFFY

[royal vortex]

i dont know if ill ever use the mk2 evis again

the new one is just like the vibe i want from the big 2 hander

[granite hearth]

The mkii has the wide heavy attack i want

New one is sexy af tho

[open pollen]

It mows heads something fierce, no?

[coarse birch]

i should try mk2 again

but i am a very big mk15 fan

[royal vortex]

the old evis and chainsword both have light attack chains that make me want to put my head in a meatgrinder

[coarse birch]

josho did you see the post about empowered smite horde clearing well

[royal vortex]

yes the guy said "infected" and then spawned groaners

and was using venting shriek

so like

u know

he's just kinda wrong

[coarse birch]

people in the comments did mention that

i just got scared we would see an influx of smite psykers smiting the horde

[royal vortex]

i mean it's also like he acknowledges enemies don't space like that in live matches

so u know

a bunch of caveats

[coarse birch]

oh i didnt see that part

[frozen ibex]

Nothings wrong with that

[royal vortex]

there's plenty wrong with smite psykers the biggest issue is the block list isn't long enough

[frozen ibex]

[coarse birch]

damn its on sight lol

[royal vortex]

i will forever maintain it's such an awful mechanic for the simple reason that it completely ruins the flow of the game

because it's not actually tied to the stagger system

i cannot reasonably assume what the smite psyker is going to do in the way i can if the enemy is running at or me or is in an actual stagger animation

[south folio]

dclaw L

[royal vortex]

and this is legitimately the worst thing i have ever had to play around

as a consistent issue

[slate notch]

Good enough or I shall keep wasting ordos?

[royal vortex]

beyond every other argument its not fun and i dont like it

[royal vortex]

perks are awful and mercy killer is just worse than precog

[coarse birch]

the release sending them flying is the worse offender for me

[royal vortex]

keep lookin soldier

[acoustic dune]

ey ey gamers

[slate notch]

Shit

[coarse birch]

its like the ogryn that bull rushes through 3 guys

but always

[acoustic dune]

how do i decrease graphic

and up my fps

[coarse birch]

like past what the game lets you

[royal vortex]

ogryn's bullrushing is unironically like 1/10th the irritation that a smite psyker is

because i actually know what happens after he bullrushes

the guys get up

the smite psyker im trying to guess exactly how long he's gonna do it for

what itll spread to

etc

[coarse birch]

oh i meant like specifically the release animation

thing

[granite hearth]

Mk ii is a bit jankier but i like having the overhead light kinda

[coarse birch]

but before you run out of peril or w/e

[royal vortex]

o

[coarse birch]

i agree everything else is different

i just know ive played with psykers who spam the knockdown

man smite could be so cool and its just like

the least appealing thing

ever

[royal vortex]

there's a really interesting potential for it

😔

[slate notch]

Can it be saved or off to the bin

[royal vortex]

lacerate to uncanny and specialists to maniac and u have a decent knife

although precog is generally preferred over flesh tearer

[coarse birch]

yeah

😔

hopefully we just get a thing like what smite could be

but not smite

[royal vortex]

ill just take any staffs at this point

[open pollen]

In hindsight, the force lightning is a bit weak conceptually. I mean, we have the lighting staff, and both head-bursting and assail are like, really weird and cool. There's a lot one could do with a psionic space wizard and still have it be supporty.

Being able to throw bubble shields on allies, for example. Or do somekind of mind-link

[coarse birch]

yeah im fine with the abilities rn

assail is fine

but i could use more staffs

[royal vortex]

smite wouldve been fine if it was just like

a lightning blast

[coarse birch]

im exclusively a gunker at this point for a reason

[slate notch]

Maybe lacerate to precog then?

[royal vortex]

u charge it up, u get a powerful thing that costs a bunch of peril, and it can like hold guys in place or slow them or w/e

[royal vortex]

hmmm

u could actually yea

knife has such a high finesse i think precog beats out a 25% damage perk

[quaint flower]

The bleed counteracts the shitty pen it’s pretty good. Also you can just change the perks.

[coarse birch]

im not actually sure on the knife BPs

if i had to guess precog is more important

[open pollen]

But again, we have the surge staff, you could just have that be the special instead of the dang staff strikes nobody uses.

[acoustic dune]

gamers how do i go full potato

[royal vortex]

i don't think we're getting staff specials as spells so eet eez what eet eez

but you would do it this way

and make it a blitz

because if you had an ability that say slowed enemy animations and speed

[south folio]

search up my messages with "user_settings.config" and one of them will tell you how

[royal vortex]

u could use it to have like a melee psyker playstyle

where u support ur team and urself and u can get in there with a force sword and do cool stuff

[slate notch]

Maybe both bleed blessings can balance the shitty pen, although I'm not a fan of bleed blessings as of today

[coarse birch]

telling people to use discord search

you truly are evil

[royal vortex]

and this adds a degree of interactivity to it

[quick gulch]

reroll one of the blessings into Flesh Tearer or just change the melee damage to elites to unyielding?

[royal vortex]

the psyker support abilities are really cool

[south folio]

muwahaha

[fading vale]

how tf does bleed "balance pen"

[coarse birch]

change elites

[royal vortex]

i'd just swap elites, those blessings are perfect

[coarse birch]

to maniac

[quaint flower]

Why today?

[royal vortex]

well the ults are

smite is

[quick gulch]

Maniac, not unyielding?

[open pollen]

that would be awesome! And again, weirder and cooler than lighting.

[royal vortex]

like a tumor

[royal vortex]

but u can keep the lightning aesthetic

is the point

[coarse birch]

you can run unyielding if you really want i just prefer maniac

[royal vortex]

is that like u sound out a blast of force electricity and the guys are like slowed

or stunned or whatever works best to do something cool without being completely ridiculous

[slate notch]

Dunno, been testing those blessings and felt wrong, like weak

[quick gulch]

fair. Thanks fam

[acoustic dune]

@south folio #zealot-class message

mmh?

[north sedge]

Ok. But hear me out, what if you could just slowly walk around with your hand out and stun everything while somehow contributing basically nothing

[royal vortex]

[south folio]

ye

[coarse birch]

contributing nothing is best case

[south folio]

there's an lodsetting as well but I'm lazy and still on my phone I'm bed

[coarse birch]

being an active hinderance is the norm

[acoustic dune]

fuck i am arleady t -1