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I'll probably have to clean her up, since I am the main person who does the side cleaning on it 😦
not cause they ask me, but, cuz I wanna perty my grill up
Do you think it got dirty in your absence?
The back and underside of the hood yeah
It's a pain to clean the underside of the hood, but, I like keeping her clean 😦
clearly
you dont
own
airfry
I have an airfryer, I just don't care about my own stuff as much >.>
budey it takes like 4 seconds to use an airfryer and dat bitch can cook steak
obscene
well this is at my job, not at my home lol
Can you cook 5 giant steak subs with veggies in 1 air fryer? >.>
it sounds like you need to get comfortable with fending your co-workers off with a stick
like a caveman
what if it's a big air fryer
Then you probably can cook most of them... but can you cut up the meat and veggies while cooking them?
hello corporte i have installed a pizza oven in the breakroom
I've cooked up to 10 regular steak subs at one point and didn't burn any of them on my grill... you shouldn't really do more than 4 ever, but, I have done it
what if it's a big air fryer with a chopping function
Then you can just stand there and stare at it like a brainless zombie
I'm guessing it equally portions out the meat and veggies as well and cuts them the right amount of times before mixing them
and the right amount of times after mixing them
who says zombies are brainless, didn't you see that one movie that had the romance with a zombie
Stan has already romanced a mauler so maybe we should ask him for advice
Instead of single female lawyer off of futurama it will be single female zombie
or maybe single zombie lawyer
@hushed knoll Master Stan, can you teach I and Lazorr the ways of...romancing a Mauler?
In the most passionate of ways
Excuse me, what

I mentioned a zombie romance movie so we thought it best to get advice from the person that has romanced a mauler
I romanced a Mauler in my dreams
Not irl
Not that I chose to dream about it mind you
there are no maulers irl so a dream suffices
But I remember feeling attracted to the huge tough guy exterior and the soft interior
I love you stan
Like the metaphorically soft interior
please never change
this breakfast burrito kinda be slappin
Speaking of tuna, I might treat myself to sushi tonight
xD
I mean raw tuna in a breakfast burrito made for that wouldn't be bad
Tuna avocado rolls are my fave
You've never had raw tuna?
no
yes, sushi says hello
I don't eat raw meat >.>
It's good
prepared or not
I occasionally order sushi burritos
I still have no idea what that is
bro have you never heard of sushi
raw fish in a burrito
I'm imagining sushi pieces in a tortilla
I have heard of it, I just don't want to ever eat it
That's why I said "prepared" or not because you prep sushi, whether by freezing or other means
Raw tuna really doesn't taste fishy
or the idea of eating it rather
It's very delicate
I'm not the adventurous type of eater lol
raw fish is not really like raw meat, I mean it is but it ain't beef or something lol
I kind of want someone to punch me in the face so I get bruising and then I can put a huge slab of raw steak on it
I'll stick with my types of food, over eating sushi thank you very much >.>
Like they do in the movies
sushi is one of the best foods, missing out
god im so fuckin hungry
Sushi really is good
I am okay with missing out lol
u guyz postin food is makin me crave sushi so bad
With miso soup and warm sake
I don't have fomo, for sushi lol
if you are on an island why not go catch a fish and make sushi
My dorm used to make veggie sushi where they rolled cream cheese and cucumbers into seaweed and rice
THAT'S NOT SUSHI
They said it was
if it doesn't have fish or other aquatic life how is it sushi...?
veggie sushi
i believe that is also not sushi
fucking Americans and their cream cheese veggie sushi BULLSHIT
The seaweed is aquatic
I'm almost 99% certain sushi implies raw fish or raw aquatic life...
that isn't vegetation
good guy josho
Even if I rub you just know that
Veggie sushi sounds like massive copium
please do not rub me
I MEANT RIB
Dear God...
Times
Ok but that genie can rub my lamp anytime tbh
I would be incomprehensible
...?
so no change?
OOOO GOTTEM
What
I mean you had to expect that reply lol
BOOM ROASTED
I was hoping for good to triumph over evil
That's what u think
It's what I know
You aren't a cat, how would u know?
you smell?
common scents
stan loves his stink
Well right now I smell like icy cedar and wood ash
@north sedge
What
too late x.x

Does ayone else like eating ice
I drink iced coffee in the morning and then munch on the ice cubes
I mean it's hard on your teeth, but, I've chewed peppermints before..
i chew rocks
maybe if I'm bored and have a cup of ice or thirsty
spelling fail
Once again, my phone
KGB... Kibbles Greeting... Billies...?
but you typo in voice
What
idk what KGB means lol
u called me fkin chihuasho
THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO SPEAK WHEN WOLF CHANS ARE ATTACKING
That was more of a Freudian slip
for a face
like, the Russian spies
It's like the Russian FBI but without cinnamon sticks
I like cinnamon...
cinnamon is tha winna man
Idk what I even meant by that
You just put it on toast, n munch away
please tell me one of you remember those commercials
My sister sent someone to the hospital for making them do the cinnamon challenge as a senior prank in high school
The teacher thought it was funny
And she didn't get in trouble
I have no clue what you're talking about lol
Apple jacks?
I avoid ads like the plague >.>
Dark when do you go back to work
Oh noice
I feel like this was mildly racist lol
I get to smack meat aroun- wait...
😏

I do get to slice and dice meat and veggies like a chef tho >.>
even tho I have had no proper cooking training
Gotta give my wife a hand with the snow
by pushing her out the door

Did it snow a lot 👀
No, it's gonna start melting actually
I need a huge load of snow dumped on me
I need it so badly
I love snow so fucking much
The NYC metro area winters have blown the past few years
Fuck global warming
Is it a club or a sword
It's a fake sword
that I wrapped my paper carrying bag around
and taped it
so that I could hold the blade and club someone with the crossguard/hilt
It's duller than most kitchen knives >.>
The weights on it are distributed all wrong, tho, so it's very unwieldy
it weighs like 6-8 pounds instead of like ~4 or less, like it should
Why would you need to club someone 
Would be scumbags

In all honesty a hammer would probably be more effective for self defense, but, I have it just in case >.>
SLERP

Cats don't use straws
inb4 a cat is like "hold my beer"
This is completely false
No
Jfc this clueless coworker of mine is so annoyin
why is that
Sounds like me

I'm without a clue as to what is what obviously
She comes up to me when I’m trying to work and just like asks me the stupidest questions
Such as?
And keeps talking to me
Like about scheduling and stuff that she could easily find out on her own
Trying to lull Stan into a false sense of security so she can eat his food.
Maybe
Omg hi hammer
Might be after the a mac n ketchup
I’m he/him
Who wouldn’t be
Aye, noted.
You said that "she" could find out on "her" own
What
^
Oh you didn’t have to change it lol
I just figured you used their cuz you didn’t know
Who is very stanly >.>'
What
No worries! I usually use they/them as the default unless corrected otherwise.
Are you ok
Maybe
What about you
Sleepy
You?
Sleepy is your pronoun?
Larry
Mfw Larry
Oh, I thought you were asking if I was okay! Mine are he/him as well. Although I donnae mind they/them.
Just something a resident called me when I was working in an alzheimer ward >.>
Oh gotcha lol
Nighty night!
The bridg
E
big E?
the bridg
the bridg!
pooh log indeed
Hmmm now this is a language I understand
So turn the p upsidedown, put the ind from indeed first after the upside down p and r but remove the n, change the o ooh to r, and remove the lo from log?
Otherwise I don't know how you get bridg from that
https://streamable.com/c2z4ss i love throwing knives
have things deteriorated so much in france that u are unable to buy ur own shoes
Why are you a mystery
or just make more things like tknives
because stan was convinced that was my name in VC yesterday
despite my name being the same for the last year
Ah
Kindred whats error 5002?
I think bird just said our settlement in Valheim got destroyed
awesome
chaos
ok i have finally cleared out my inventory so hopefully my mourningstar stops fucking exploding every 5 seconds
lmao
everytime i opened chat i had to wait until the freeze was over lol
potatoe gaming
Darktide works as intended
Ig i can only be so mad 100 inventory items affect stuff
u wouldnt have this problem if u just ran the meta vet bleed build
real
Hell i can just remove all my keys except for G too
you just need crusher
live the serrated edge shovel lifestyle
Serrated edge was probably 2% of your bleed damage
thats enough to make a difference
My bad
Do better
i had uncanny at least
IM TRYING OK
like a bleed knife but stylish
Bleed knivvers
rivers of blood
(Prejudiced)
i unironically might install ovenproof just to try to get like 100k bleed damage in a pub
Don't remind me of the old days of Elden ring
glorious, just as FromSoft intended
I love how people say its dogshit now despite being totally fine
it's still very strong
"OP BROKEN BLEED BUILD"
No unsheathe is sadge tho
"STEAL MIQUELLA FOR YOURSELF"
1 trick kids just sad it's not the answer to everything now
Although unsheathe is dumb af lol
Str is the way
Now*
I used radahn swords first playthrough
All faith incant chads are based
Definitely
despite doing multiple challenge runs and playing the game for 800 hours i have never really used spells
My first playthru of ER was with holy dmg focus and let me tell you
or incants
it was a grind
holy damage moment
Went from mage, to dex int to bleed then str faith followed by my current black flame build
against anything but deathbirds
Or dragon lightning if I feel like deleting giant enemies
I disc of lighted the shit out of half the bosses
at least then i get a nice theme going despite the hardship
Boo
i did start a fists only in ds3
incant only is definitely a fun challenge
After losing interest in mage
i literally just beat an all 165 bosses deathless randomizer run luna
i do not want to do fists
Coward
i do not want to fight godskin duo and fire giant for 5 hours each
Godksin duo is fun smh
fire giant for 5 hours wouldnt even be that bad but he has the stupid flamethrower move that is rng to dodge
But fire giant sucks
that would just end my run
Minus second phase
ITS FUN
NO
I LOVE HAVING MY RUNS ENDED BECAUSE HIS FIRE BOUNCED OFF A FUCKING ROCK
MANIPULATE THE SOURCE CODE
I WISH I COULD
how the fire particles work is definitely a certified ER moment
i will admit learned how to hit his hands is neat
but its just
totally ruined by that move
i have an ER all bosses tier list and theres a whole tier for bosses ruined by one or 2 moves
godfrey/malenia/maliketh
top 3
do a low damage run
then you get to fight him for longer
HELL NO
or a randomizer
Can't
then you fight a full healh maliketh phase 2
If I had to rate bosses in terms of I love them
what are some good perks and blessings for thunder hammer?
Gotta use my brain for this
Thrust is the must and then headtaker or slaughterer
unyielding is most important
and then perks as they said
- Fortissaxx
- Grey old guy dragon at farum
- Renalla
4.mohg
5.elden beast
I absolutely did
do you hate me luna
is this personal
fortisaxx used to tank my frames when he farts deathshit clouds all over the place
What is your experience with these guys
fuck that ididot
WHAT
the most acceptable
WHAT DID THEY DO
have fire attacks
Ok I'm sensing a pattern
and also fortis lighting he always casts at you in melee is REALLY
fucking annoying
and the after affects hitboxes on his and lansseax's swipes are kinda dumb
but like
i can tolerate those
Now that we've gotten forti let's move to placi
should i change blessings or perks?
Do you want me to scream
my main issue with placi is actually just im waiting around for half the fight
run away from nuke
wait for teleport
Ok that's fair
run from one shot laser
I'll actually give you that
Renalla is 3rd for me because of the moon
Otherwise it would be the snake
I prefer his first phase
💀 💀
the earthquake move in phase one cant be dodged without vow of the indomitable
I wouldn't worry about it until you level up, especially on a flamer
phase 2 the skull rain move is annoying but thats it really
other than that its fine
Fuck that move
hes awful for challenge runs where you cant use serpent hunter though
its just something to hold me down until im maxed you know
mohg is good
~~despite, you know ~~
Kinda feel bad for cheesing him on my first fight with comet azur
He has no rushdown moves
my top 5 would probably be
Godfrey
Maliketh
Malenia
Radagon
Niall
So he just walks and speaks Latin and dies
godfrey is ok
He's cool
I found some cut/unused audio files indicating that Mohg used to count to/from six instead of three. Perhaps Mohg originally had more health to allow this before Fromsoft changed it. Maybe you had to deplete his phase 1 health bar before it transitioned into phase 2 rather than transforming mid fight.
There's also some other dialogue at the be...
It's just hand to hand combat bosses just..ehhh
my opinion is not the average opinion
Favorite boss of all time tho in all souls games for me
below average
Would be
Kalameet
Midir
Friede
Maria
Orphan
Sir alonne
fav souls boss ever is probably champ/cinder/gael
oh friede too
i am a big fan of ds3 bosses
lol
They're all amazing at best
And ok at worst
The only boss I hate is
Fuck I need to think about this
Demon prince
He fucking KILLS my audio and frames
Interesting boss name
dumpstat of a chainaxe ?
The Bed of Chaos
Mobility can go to 50
Bed of chaos fucking sucked
Yeah lol
Most ds1 bosses sucked imo
With no appreciable diff
I do like the penetrator and the false king allant from demon's souls
Artorias was pretty fun
Tru
uh
i need to play ds1
That one king in the snow is cool
And ig the toxic dragon..
ds2 sucked
For DS3 Id say Volnir. Extrordinarily mid. ancient wyvern as well
Yeahhh a lot of the bosses didn't hit
I forgot ancient wyvern even existed
jabba the hut cosplay boss >_>
Yeah...
Wolnir exists for filler
Deacons of the deep another one
deacons is awful
Deacons at least has a good ost
Wolnir exists for a why the fuck did you pick that cup up meme
Don't be mean to the cancerous tree
I like the boss area personally, religious iconography is neat
pontiff is neat although i didnt parry him in my first playthrough
I learned to parry him than instantly forgot
Pontiff was awesome
SOC can parry?
Yeah
Scimitar form?
TIL
Yeah this
tbf you usually dont want to interact with schimitar form anyway lol
that form is fucked up
Oh shit.
DARK SOULS™ III
https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-hk/tid=CUSA03434_00
SOC was just very meh after Twin princes, 2nd phase is neat tho
Oh yeah Yhorm too
Forgot he existed
i like yhorm more than rykard actually
Thats hilariois
+1
cause fighting him without the gimmick weapon is also far more viable
which i think is neat
I decided to try it once for the hell of kt
and less bad attacks
Long but fun
yeah he has a good moveset
Man I need to make a new build if I ever play DS3 again
Yhorm was only awesome because of onion bro
Havent done elden ring, whenever i want to pick it back up again i play 5 hours and stumble across mini boss dungeons after mini boss dungeons... need to get on that.
DS3 felt weird to play again after Elden ring
Purely because the game was so
Quiet
Nothing but footsteps and grunting
for all my complaining about ER bosses it is by far my most played souls game lol
Only boss I had fun in ds1 was Kalameeet and the duo
Yup, tried giving DS2 a shot after finishing DS3 for the first time... MAN it was agony
I'm not even gonna say their names
Ds3 pvp is still my favorite
Ironically ds2's wasn't actually that bad
Elden ring is fun too but the uphill battles are insane
Dont bother its horrible
Sucked a lot
it never interested me a ton
Whatever cool build you can come up its not worth the effort
and in ER id imagine its just AOW spam
Kinda
Yeah
Not as much anymore
Thankfully
but still
It's like cleaning a pair of broken shoes
The shoes are clean
But they still look like ass
im not trying to fight the guy who made the most obnoxious possible bleed whip build
If I wanted to be whipped till I'm bleeding I'd call someone
Not random guy who lacks fashion sense
are you saying you know a guy
Ayo
Thats still 10% too much
you said you had a guy for whipping and then mentioed various activities
Anyway if you want pvp play a fighting game instead
what are we supposed to think
Like guilty Gear
Granblue
Normlal
i wish i could get back into GG
i just dont enjoy fighting most of the roster enough
Happy chaos is making me want to kms
i fight leo one time and im like
At least Potemkin is funny
Bridget is ugghhh
Hit celestial 3 times and then I was done
I just play ram
Strive just sucks
baiken was fun
Testament
who now
i know testament
E
Testament
hey at least its not mf
+r
testament
i fought that guy one time
called it a day
+r testament was great
+r was fucked up fucked up
I love blocking and eventually losing because i guessed wrong
Great game
tf was his name
Play blazblue
Mystery 
What’s poppin dude
ive played mk1 gg sf6 and a little bit of blazblue
Nice
oh and smash is the one ive put like real time into
Been playing fighting games since the og blazblue
sadly
not much
I'm not a tekken gamer
been discussing stuff in here most of the day lol
Need to be a walking encyclopaedia for that game
Too much knowledge and legacy checks
although im in a very small state so the scene for blazblue probably doesnt exist
Which state
the main reason i got into smash was its the only game with an actual scene here
and its still small
vermont lol
Im sorry
Its okay I live in a country with no fighting game scene at all
I love switzerland
ik you can do online tournaments for anything that isnt smash
fighting games are meh anways
Theres a smash scene but smash just doesnt do it for me
false
Bad take
dont play smash
its like so
idk
its fun but its so hard to learn in it because its literally not designed for it
and the meta rn is GARBAGE
Its a party game being forced into something else
And the community is very toxic too
and i put 2500 hours into it
Not to say the fgc doesnt have its share of bad apples
But its at least more welcoming
I love watching new players learning and enjoying themselves
i do wish i could find that passion i had for smash again originally, i drove an hour and half one way for tournaments every week while working and in college and then grinded at home for hours a day
man those were the days
yeah other communities are way better
for multiple reasons
For sure
smash just happens to be one of the bigger ones with the most mass appeal
which it kinda needs given you get 2 dollars for winning a super major
but also not great introductions
Smash scene in my area at least has weeklies. It's a struggle to get Tekken, Guilty Gear and Street Fighter
yeah its the same way over here
most places will have some kind of smash scene
even if its 20 people
I'll take 10. We'd be feasting with 10
oh damn so your scene is like very small
That or drive for over 2 hours
At least you have one
I need to play fighting games again over this game
Im glad I have a small friend group at least
Undernight out soon
Got a day off for it too
Gotta farm my pink square asap
yeah i do have some fighting game friends
most are mainly smash but some player other stuff too
Undernight coming with features. Can take over other players downloaded replays
Imagine that for SF and Tekken
+r had a system where you could watch a replay and put your self in a situation to try different options
its a lost but it was very fun!
mael scab only
the game was super slow though, quite high tension
i think this and mini mosnters should always be available
We just need three maelstroms up now.
i would much prefer they expand the conditions system
monstrous specials is one of the only maelstrom types i would willingly play and i just want it to be an auric modifier
this one motivates me to use hammer
otherwise its collecting dust
this and maybe melee focused, no ammo
for auric mods
tho veterans will cry again that they are abused as ammo recharges
maelstrom has a bunch of shitter modes that exist purely to be awful
like waves of hounds/muties/bursters
waves of mutants are stupid
i think the highest was 12 mutants
i got bored waiting for them
since they spawned like 3+3+3
same for pox
but overall i just want a new patch
are you the real josho?
yeah it could be select modifier you want and get + currency correspondingly
are there fake ones
many if i remember correctly
we got a brand new patch today xd
i dont think there are
i think there was for a bit
i am josho
what does this even mean
stan
i saw some psot where ice cream, olive oil and salt is a trend now
Sounds good
i once had olive oil gelato with a vegan chocolate cake that was hands down the best dessert I've ever had
i dont like olives
Neither do i
Olive oil doesnt taste like olives...
olives and tomatoes can burn in hell
Olive oil does not taste like olives
What
Tomatoes are good though
Tomatoes are god tier fruits
only time i enjoyed a tomato was when it has a shit ton of cream cheese on it
You complain too much
There's so many good foods made with tomato
i dont like any of them
Spaghetti bolognese
i dont think ive ever had that
im stupid and dont really eat much other then chicken
Pizza?
not a big fan but ill eat it
This is like stan and chocolate, horrifying
Nobody should
if you like any of stans food takes its a bad sign
lmao
Chicken Parmigiano?
That bangs hard
its good but not a fan of the sauce
My legs hurt
i use to hate pickels as much as i hate tomatoes but i had a burger once and it had pickels so now i do like them
but tomato still ass
damn
I always hated tomato
RIGHT?!?!?
i loooove my tomatoes when they're mixed in with something salty
How sad it would be to live your life
i have a date later today with this really pretty girl so idk
tomatoless behavior
Impress her by ordering something with tomatoes
got this as a random drop, is it salvageable?
no i already know what shes gonna get
we order the same thing at where im taking her
Pretty bricked
Damm thats a shame
I'm very sweaty and I will be for the next hour because my friend made me use a treadmill outside
This sucks on ice
but it's summer
I don't think you'll get much mileage out of perfect strike without shred, or at least not as much as you could get
today i found out trapper can trap you mid air
i exploded from barrel, trapper MLG noscoped me
Blow up with mind
I vote for shred
cleaving through maulers/crushers
and not getting stuck on them
feels great
Likewise
Sounds like a job
It is
blows up pancakes with mind
@coarse birch the new quest is blaze trauma
to farm hab dreykos
incoming "i hate crafting" rant in t minus 30 minutes
tragic
wait quick question, how come take no respite on kant if it can't stagger bulwark
am i dumb dumb
My fucking pancakes
p sure u do stagger it if u actually hit the bulwark
it works on almost every target for the primary fire
do you not have a blaze trauma
Gunning for dmg to groaners then
the tiny shield movement coutn as stagger?
i just fkin CARRIED a hab dreyko hi5
no u shoot the actual fkin bulwark part
man i forgot i hate staves
no respite is p much entirely for the primary fire
i like trauma kind of
because i can pair it with assail
i used it for the first time in forever yesterday and it felt so alien to me
when bleed trauma
so true
almost all of my psyker playtime has been illisi/trauma before p13
lacerate trauma when
so u know
i hate all of the staffs but like trauma the most among them
i understand the staff a lil bit
i think trauma comes really close to being interesting
sorry, i wanted kant because it could shoot through the shield
yeah I really enjoy its aiming mechanics
The fire shot does
i hate that ppl want it to be simplified
if i just want to shoot the shield, what blessing other than full bore should i take
i loved trauma pre patch 13
yeah it's like the one interesting part of the weapon
like this is the only staff that i feel requires u to understand something about it in particular
but now i just wanna scriers/DD
limited by range and has this aiming system that you have to get accustomed to
unless u wanna include stupid jank like blitz canceling surge
No respite is so the shotgun does dmg to other things
i think quell canceling is the limit on the stupid psyker tech ill try to comprehend
And is hands down the best dmg blessing on shotgun
none
time for hadron to brick it




