#zealot-class

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placid fiber
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It is stressful, at times

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I just love working my grill :3

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She's a good grill

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😍

hushed knoll
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I'm glad you have a job that you love peepohappy2

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Not a lot of peopel can say that

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People

placid fiber
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I'll probably have to clean her up, since I am the main person who does the side cleaning on it 😦

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not cause they ask me, but, cuz I wanna perty my grill up

hushed knoll
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Do you think it got dirty in your absence?

placid fiber
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The back and underside of the hood yeah

maiden path
placid fiber
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It's a pain to clean the underside of the hood, but, I like keeping her clean 😦

placid fiber
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I have an airfryer, I just don't care about my own stuff as much >.>

maiden path
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budey it takes like 4 seconds to use an airfryer and dat bitch can cook steak

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obscene

placid fiber
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well this is at my job, not at my home lol

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Can you cook 5 giant steak subs with veggies in 1 air fryer? >.>

maiden path
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like a caveman

fading vale
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what if it's a big air fryer

placid fiber
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Then you probably can cook most of them... but can you cut up the meat and veggies while cooking them?

maiden path
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hello corporte i have installed a pizza oven in the breakroom

placid fiber
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I've cooked up to 10 regular steak subs at one point and didn't burn any of them on my grill... you shouldn't really do more than 4 ever, but, I have done it

fading vale
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what if it's a big air fryer with a chopping function

placid fiber
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Then you can just stand there and stare at it like a brainless zombie

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I'm guessing it equally portions out the meat and veggies as well and cuts them the right amount of times before mixing them

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and the right amount of times after mixing them

fading vale
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who says zombies are brainless, didn't you see that one movie that had the romance with a zombie

placid fiber
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Fair point

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We should go romance a zombie to make sure

fading vale
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Stan has already romanced a mauler so maybe we should ask him for advice

placid fiber
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Instead of single female lawyer off of futurama it will be single female zombie

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or maybe single zombie lawyer

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@hushed knoll Master Stan, can you teach I and Lazorr the ways of...romancing a Mauler?

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In the most passionate of ways

hushed knoll
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Excuse me, what

placid fiber
fading vale
hushed knoll
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I romanced a Mauler in my dreams

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Not irl

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Not that I chose to dream about it mind you

fading vale
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there are no maulers irl so a dream suffices

hushed knoll
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But I remember feeling attracted to the huge tough guy exterior and the soft interior

fading vale
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I love you stan

hushed knoll
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Like the metaphorically soft interior

fading vale
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please never change

hushed knoll
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Aw thanks man idk what I did

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I'll try not to

fading vale
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this breakfast burrito kinda be slappin

hushed knoll
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Ugh fuck

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I want one

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What's in it?

fading vale
hushed knoll
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Tuna in a breakfast burrito? PES_Think

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Fuck that sounds good

placid fiber
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It sounds like something you would try, Stan :/

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Dear God... what have I done?

hushed knoll
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Speaking of tuna, I might treat myself to sushi tonight

hushed knoll
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Lol

placid fiber
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xD

fading vale
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I mean raw tuna in a breakfast burrito made for that wouldn't be bad

hushed knoll
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Tuna avocado rolls are my fave

placid fiber
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Raw tuna...?

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As in uncooked tuna?!

hushed knoll
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You've never had raw tuna?

placid fiber
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no

fading vale
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yes, sushi says hello

placid fiber
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I don't eat raw meat >.>

hushed knoll
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It's good

placid fiber
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prepared or not

fading vale
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I occasionally order sushi burritos

hushed knoll
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I still have no idea what that is

fading vale
placid fiber
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raw fish in a burrito

hushed knoll
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I'm imagining sushi pieces in a tortilla

placid fiber
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That's why I said "prepared" or not because you prep sushi, whether by freezing or other means

fading vale
hushed knoll
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Ahhh gotcha

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Looks good

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Do you like poké bowls?

fading vale
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it's just a giant sushi roll basically

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yes

placid fiber
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Ugh that looks sickening to me x.x

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I hate raw meat >.>

hushed knoll
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Raw tuna really doesn't taste fishy

placid fiber
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or the idea of eating it rather

hushed knoll
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It's very delicate

placid fiber
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I'm not the adventurous type of eater lol

fading vale
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raw fish is not really like raw meat, I mean it is but it ain't beef or something lol

hushed knoll
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I kind of want someone to punch me in the face so I get bruising and then I can put a huge slab of raw steak on it

placid fiber
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I'll stick with my types of food, over eating sushi thank you very much >.>

hushed knoll
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Like they do in the movies

fading vale
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sushi is one of the best foods, missing out

copper hawk
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god im so fuckin hungry

hushed knoll
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Sushi really is good

placid fiber
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I am okay with missing out lol

copper hawk
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u guyz postin food is makin me crave sushi so bad

hushed knoll
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With miso soup and warm sake

copper hawk
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there's no sushi on this god 4saken island..

placid fiber
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I don't have fomo, for sushi lol

fading vale
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if you are on an island why not go catch a fish and make sushi

hushed knoll
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My dorm used to make veggie sushi where they rolled cream cheese and cucumbers into seaweed and rice

fading vale
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THAT'S NOT SUSHI

hushed knoll
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They said it was

placid fiber
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if it doesn't have fish or other aquatic life how is it sushi...?

royal vortex
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veggie sushi

hushed knoll
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I've had peanut avocado sushi

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Like peanuts and avocado rolled into rice

royal vortex
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i believe that is also not sushi

fading vale
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fucking Americans and their cream cheese veggie sushi BULLSHIT

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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I'm almost 99% certain sushi implies raw fish or raw aquatic life...

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that isn't vegetation

royal vortex
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what if i wrap seaweed in seaweed

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seaweed sushi

hushed knoll
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Hi josho ily man

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Ur a good guy

fading vale
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good guy josho

hushed knoll
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Even if I rub you just know that

placid fiber
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Veggie sushi sounds like massive copium

hushed knoll
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RIB

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RIB

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NOT RUB

placid fiber
royal vortex
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please do not rub me

hushed knoll
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I MEANT RIB

royal vortex
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ahem

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ALARM

placid fiber
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Dear God...

hushed knoll
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God dammit my phone litarally fucks me

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At the worst itmes

hushed knoll
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Times

placid fiber
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turn off auto correct

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You can turn it off xD

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
placid fiber
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...?

fading vale
hushed knoll
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WOW

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Why did I have a feeling you would say that

fading vale
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OOOO GOTTEM

hushed knoll
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What

placid fiber
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I mean you had to expect that reply lol

royal vortex
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BOOM ROASTED

hushed knoll
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I was hoping for good to triumph over evil

hushed knoll
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Cats can't drink soda

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Out of straws

placid fiber
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That's what u think

hushed knoll
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It's what I know

placid fiber
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You aren't a cat, how would u know?

hushed knoll
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Because I have common scents

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Sense

placid fiber
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you smell?

fading vale
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common scents

royal vortex
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stan loves his stink

hushed knoll
fading vale
hushed knoll
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Laz is like the KGB and Dough is the gremlin

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Kremlin

royal vortex
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the gremlin

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LMFAO

placid fiber
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Quick stan edit it

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xD

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They don't expect that type of action from u

hushed knoll
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What

placid fiber
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too late x.x

hushed knoll
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Does ayone else like eating ice

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I drink iced coffee in the morning and then munch on the ice cubes

placid fiber
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I mean it's hard on your teeth, but, I've chewed peppermints before..

royal vortex
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i chew rocks

fading vale
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maybe if I'm bored and have a cup of ice or thirsty

hushed knoll
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Rockas

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Spelling fail

royal vortex
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spelling fail

hushed knoll
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I didn't fail

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My phone did

fading vale
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spelling fail

hushed knoll
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Once again, my phone

placid fiber
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KGB... Kibbles Greeting... Billies...?

fading vale
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but you typo in voice

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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idk what KGB means lol

royal vortex
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u called me fkin chihuasho

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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I am not a wolf

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I am more like a harmless kitten with a massive

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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for a face

fading vale
placid fiber
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Oh

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My brain is fried atm...

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and I just woke up...

hushed knoll
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It's like the Russian FBI but without cinnamon sticks

placid fiber
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I like cinnamon...

fading vale
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cinnamon is tha winna man

hushed knoll
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Idk what I even meant by that

placid fiber
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You just put it on toast, n munch away

fading vale
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please tell me one of you remember those commercials

hushed knoll
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My sister sent someone to the hospital for making them do the cinnamon challenge as a senior prank in high school

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The teacher thought it was funny

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And she didn't get in trouble

placid fiber
hushed knoll
placid fiber
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I avoid ads like the plague >.>

hushed knoll
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Dark when do you go back to work

placid fiber
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in uh

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2 hours

hushed knoll
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Oh noice

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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I get to smack meat aroun- wait...

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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I do get to slice and dice meat and veggies like a chef tho >.>

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even tho I have had no proper cooking training

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Gotta give my wife a hand with the snow

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by pushing her out the door

hushed knoll
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Did it snow a lot 👀

placid fiber
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No, it's gonna start melting actually

hushed knoll
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I need a huge load of snow dumped on me

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I need it so badly

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I love snow so fucking much

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The NYC metro area winters have blown the past few years

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Fuck global warming

placid fiber
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So uh

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what do you think of my club? :3

hushed knoll
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Is it a club or a sword

placid fiber
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It's a fake sword

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that I wrapped my paper carrying bag around

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and taped it

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so that I could hold the blade and club someone with the crossguard/hilt

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It's duller than most kitchen knives >.>

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The weights on it are distributed all wrong, tho, so it's very unwieldy

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it weighs like 6-8 pounds instead of like ~4 or less, like it should

hushed knoll
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Why would you need to club someone PES_Think

placid fiber
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Would be scumbags

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In all honesty a hammer would probably be more effective for self defense, but, I have it just in case >.>

copper hawk
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SLERP

hushed knoll
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I just rely on my intimidating presence to scare of any would-be attackers

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
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Cats don't use straws

placid fiber
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inb4 a cat is like "hold my beer"

copper hawk
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gonna do this 2 u stan

placid fiber
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I am pretty certain a cat could use a straw if it wanted to

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.>

placid fiber
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Then it looks to the side with the stink eye

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Then u know...

hushed knoll
sharp zodiac
hushed knoll
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No

placid fiber
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It used it

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Just not for drinking

hushed knoll
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Jfc this clueless coworker of mine is so annoyin

royal vortex
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why is that

placid fiber
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I'm without a clue as to what is what obviously

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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Such as?

hushed knoll
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And keeps talking to me

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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Almost sounds like she is making excuses just to talk to you

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😉

hushed knoll
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No.

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Just no.

open pollen
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Trying to lull Stan into a false sense of security so she can eat his food.

placid fiber
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Maybe

hushed knoll
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Omg hi hammer

placid fiber
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Might be after the a mac n ketchup

hushed knoll
open pollen
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Aye, noted.

placid fiber
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You said that "she" could find out on "her" own

hushed knoll
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What

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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And You are not a he-him

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You're a Stan

hushed knoll
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I just figured you used their cuz you didn’t know

placid fiber
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Who is very stanly >.>'

hushed knoll
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What

open pollen
placid fiber
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I am not a they, but you can call me them

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_>'

hushed knoll
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Are you ok

placid fiber
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Maybe

open pollen
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Sleepy

open pollen
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You?

placid fiber
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Yes

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I also answer to it, that, and uh

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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Larry

sharp zodiac
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Mfw Larry

open pollen
placid fiber
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Just something a resident called me when I was working in an alzheimer ward >.>

open pollen
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Nighty night!

placid fiber
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Do a backflip

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Erm

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Have a good night x.x

placid fiber
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big E?

royal vortex
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the bridg

coarse birch
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the bridg!

royal vortex
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pooh log indeed

placid fiber
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I don't get it

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I am not awake enough for this bullshit >.<'

coarse birch
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so you see

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pooh log indeed

sharp zodiac
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Hmmm now this is a language I understand

placid fiber
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So turn the p upsidedown, put the ind from indeed first after the upside down p and r but remove the n, change the o ooh to r, and remove the lo from log?

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Otherwise I don't know how you get bridg from that

royal vortex
sharp zodiac
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I love your shoes

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Give me them

royal vortex
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have things deteriorated so much in france that u are unable to buy ur own shoes

sharp zodiac
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No

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I'm just lazy

coarse birch
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tknives are pog

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give everyone tknives

sharp zodiac
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Why are you a mystery

coarse birch
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or just make more things like tknives

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because stan was convinced that was my name in VC yesterday

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despite my name being the same for the last year

sharp zodiac
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Ah

haughty bone
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Kindred whats error 5002?

sharp zodiac
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The five thousand and 2nd error

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We don't know

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
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MY HOUSE

little thicket
coarse birch
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ok i have finally cleared out my inventory so hopefully my mourningstar stops fucking exploding every 5 seconds

royal vortex
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lmao

coarse birch
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everytime i opened chat i had to wait until the freeze was over lol

solar gorge
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potatoe gaming

coarse birch
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Darktide works as intended

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Ig i can only be so mad 100 inventory items affect stuff

royal vortex
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u wouldnt have this problem if u just ran the meta vet bleed build

coarse birch
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Shit

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Why didnt i think of that

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All i need is 2 weapons

solar gorge
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real

coarse birch
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Hell i can just remove all my keys except for G too

solar gorge
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you just need crusher

royal vortex
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live the serrated edge shovel lifestyle

coarse birch
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Serrated edge was probably 2% of your bleed damage

royal vortex
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thats enough to make a difference

coarse birch
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My bad

sharp zodiac
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Do better

royal vortex
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i had uncanny at least

coarse birch
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IM TRYING OK

royal vortex
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like a bleed knife but stylish

sharp zodiac
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Bleed knivvers

solar gorge
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rivers of blood

sharp zodiac
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(Prejudiced)

royal vortex
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i unironically might install ovenproof just to try to get like 100k bleed damage in a pub

sharp zodiac
solar gorge
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glorious, just as FromSoft intended

sharp zodiac
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The era of jump attacks with bleed and killing everything

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And YouTubers putting

coarse birch
solar gorge
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it's still very strong

sharp zodiac
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"OP BROKEN BLEED BUILD"

coarse birch
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No unsheathe is sadge tho

sharp zodiac
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"STEAL MIQUELLA FOR YOURSELF"

solar gorge
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1 trick kids just sad it's not the answer to everything now

coarse birch
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Although unsheathe is dumb af lol

sharp zodiac
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I was a str faith enjoyer

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But not a faith dex

coarse birch
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Str is the way

sharp zodiac
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Now*

coarse birch
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I used radahn swords first playthrough

solar gorge
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All faith incant chads are based

sharp zodiac
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Definitely

coarse birch
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despite doing multiple challenge runs and playing the game for 800 hours i have never really used spells

solar gorge
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My first playthru of ER was with holy dmg focus and let me tell you

coarse birch
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or incants

solar gorge
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it was a grind

coarse birch
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holy damage moment

sharp zodiac
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Went from mage, to dex int to bleed then str faith followed by my current black flame build

coarse birch
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against anything but deathbirds

sharp zodiac
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Or dragon lightning if I feel like deleting giant enemies

solar gorge
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I disc of lighted the shit out of half the bosses

coarse birch
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i should try it at some point

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esp since im not sure what challenge runs to do next

sharp zodiac
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Naked

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Punching

solar gorge
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at least then i get a nice theme going despite the hardship

coarse birch
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luna

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you would need to give me money

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to use fists in this game

sharp zodiac
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Boo

coarse birch
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i did start a fists only in ds3

sharp zodiac
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Boooo

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I decided to try str on DS3

solar gorge
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incant only is definitely a fun challenge

sharp zodiac
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After losing interest in mage

coarse birch
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i literally just beat an all 165 bosses deathless randomizer run luna

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i do not want to do fists

sharp zodiac
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Coward

coarse birch
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i do not want to fight godskin duo and fire giant for 5 hours each

sharp zodiac
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Godksin duo is fun smh

coarse birch
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fire giant for 5 hours wouldnt even be that bad but he has the stupid flamethrower move that is rng to dodge

sharp zodiac
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But fire giant sucks

coarse birch
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that would just end my run

sharp zodiac
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Minus second phase

coarse birch
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SECOND PHASE IS LITERALLY THE DOGSHIT PART WYM

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HE HAS RNG TO DODGE MOVE

sharp zodiac
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ITS FUN

coarse birch
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NO

sharp zodiac
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NO MORE TALL STUPID LEG SMACKING

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OR DUM PLATE

coarse birch
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I LOVE HAVING MY RUNS ENDED BECAUSE HIS FIRE BOUNCED OFF A FUCKING ROCK

sharp zodiac
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MANIPULATE THE SOURCE CODE

coarse birch
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I WISH I COULD

solar gorge
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how the fire particles work is definitely a certified ER moment

coarse birch
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i will admit learned how to hit his hands is neat

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but its just

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totally ruined by that move

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i have an ER all bosses tier list and theres a whole tier for bosses ruined by one or 2 moves

sharp zodiac
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But if I had to say a boss I hated the most

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Malekith

coarse birch
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WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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THATS LIKE TOP 3 BOSS

sharp zodiac
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IT'S FUCKING LAME

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HIS 2ND PHASE

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IS TOO SHORT

coarse birch
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godfrey/malenia/maliketh

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top 3

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do a low damage run

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then you get to fight him for longer

sharp zodiac
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HELL NO

coarse birch
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or a randomizer

sharp zodiac
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Can't

coarse birch
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then you fight a full healh maliketh phase 2

sharp zodiac
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If I had to rate bosses in terms of I love them

dusky mountain
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what are some good perks and blessings for thunder hammer?

sharp zodiac
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Gotta use my brain for this

coarse birch
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thrust/headtaker or slaught

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flak unyielding for perks

solar gorge
coarse birch
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unyielding is most important

solar gorge
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and then perks as they said

sharp zodiac
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  1. Fortissaxx
  2. Grey old guy dragon at farum
  3. Renalla
    4.mohg
    5.elden beast
coarse birch
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you did not

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put fortisaxx top 1

sharp zodiac
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I absolutely did

coarse birch
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do you hate me luna

sharp zodiac
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I love dragon bosses

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No

coarse birch
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is this personal

solar gorge
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fortisaxx used to tank my frames when he farts deathshit clouds all over the place

sharp zodiac
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What is your experience with these guys

solar gorge
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fuck that ididot

coarse birch
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luna i dislike literally

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every dragon

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placi is like

sharp zodiac
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WHAT

coarse birch
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the most acceptable

sharp zodiac
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WHAT DID THEY DO

coarse birch
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have fire attacks

sharp zodiac
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Ok I'm sensing a pattern

coarse birch
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and also fortis lighting he always casts at you in melee is REALLY

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fucking annoying

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and the after affects hitboxes on his and lansseax's swipes are kinda dumb

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but like

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i can tolerate those

sharp zodiac
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Now that we've gotten forti let's move to placi

dusky mountain
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should i change blessings or perks?

coarse birch
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placi is also ass

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but a little less ass

sharp zodiac
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Do you want me to scream

coarse birch
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my main issue with placi is actually just im waiting around for half the fight

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run away from nuke

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wait for teleport

sharp zodiac
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Ok that's fair

coarse birch
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run from one shot laser

sharp zodiac
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I'll actually give you that

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Renalla is 3rd for me because of the moon

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Otherwise it would be the snake

coarse birch
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best arena tho

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rykard is fine i just dont like 2 of his moves

sharp zodiac
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I prefer his first phase

solar gorge
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💀 💀

coarse birch
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the earthquake move in phase one cant be dodged without vow of the indomitable

fading vale
coarse birch
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phase 2 the skull rain move is annoying but thats it really

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other than that its fine

sharp zodiac
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Fuck that move

coarse birch
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hes awful for challenge runs where you cant use serpent hunter though

dusky mountain
sharp zodiac
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Mohg for me because I enjoy the underground area

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And his osy

coarse birch
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mohg is good

sharp zodiac
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~~despite, you know ~~

coarse birch
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i actually prefer sewer mohg

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but regular is still good

solar gorge
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mohg is goated, because he speaks latin

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and says sex

sharp zodiac
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Kinda feel bad for cheesing him on my first fight with comet azur

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He has no rushdown moves

coarse birch
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my top 5 would probably be
Godfrey

Maliketh

Malenia

Radagon

Niall

sharp zodiac
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So he just walks and speaks Latin and dies

sharp zodiac
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He's cool

coarse birch
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i didnt like godfrey until i really learned the moveset

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i hated him at first

solar gorge
sharp zodiac
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He just seemed forgettable for me

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And it isn't a Godfrey problem

coarse birch
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i will say i have a generally low opinion of ER bosses

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so like

sharp zodiac
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It's just hand to hand combat bosses just..ehhh

coarse birch
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my opinion is not the average opinion

sharp zodiac
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Favorite boss of all time tho in all souls games for me

south folio
#

below average

sharp zodiac
#

Would be

Kalameet

Midir

Friede

Maria

Orphan

Sir alonne

coarse birch
#

fav souls boss ever is probably champ/cinder/gael

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oh friede too

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i am a big fan of ds3 bosses

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lol

sharp zodiac
#

They're all amazing at best

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And ok at worst

#

The only boss I hate is

#

Fuck I need to think about this

placid fiber
#

Chaos maggot?

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lol

sharp zodiac
#

Demon prince

placid fiber
#

ds1

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the something of chaos or w/e

sharp zodiac
#

He fucking KILLS my audio and frames

frank night
neat geyser
#

dumpstat of a chainaxe ?

sharp zodiac
#

Defense

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Or mobility

placid fiber
#

The Bed of Chaos

frank night
#

Mobility can go to 50

sharp zodiac
#

Bed of chaos fucking sucked

placid fiber
#

Yeah lol

sharp zodiac
#

Most ds1 bosses sucked imo

frank night
#

With no appreciable diff

sharp zodiac
#

I do like the penetrator and the false king allant from demon's souls

placid fiber
#

Artorias was pretty fun

sharp zodiac
#

Artorias is cool

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Manus is not

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Fucking monkey

placid fiber
#

Tru

sharp zodiac
#

Ds2...

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Uh

placid fiber
#

uh

coarse birch
#

i need to play ds1

sharp zodiac
#

That one king in the snow is cool

coarse birch
#

ds2 i started and lost interest in

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all the bosses like didnt do anything

sharp zodiac
#

And ig the toxic dragon..

placid fiber
#

ds2 sucked

pale kelp
sharp zodiac
#

Yeahhh a lot of the bosses didn't hit

coarse birch
#

they had like

#

3 moves

sharp zodiac
#

I forgot ancient wyvern even existed

placid fiber
#

jabba the hut cosplay boss >_>

pale kelp
sharp zodiac
#

Wolnir exists for filler

pale kelp
#

Deacons of the deep another one

coarse birch
#

deacons is awful

sharp zodiac
#

Deacons at least has a good ost

coarse birch
#

DS3 has really good bosses and then

#

deacons

frank night
#

Wolnir exists for a why the fuck did you pick that cup up meme

coarse birch
#

and

#

greatwood

#

like wow

#

this sure is fun

sharp zodiac
#

Don't be mean to the cancerous tree

pale kelp
coarse birch
#

they are awful for no hit too

#

so its like

#

no redeeming qualities

sharp zodiac
#

My most memorable fight is always with the pontiff

#

Used to hate his fight

coarse birch
#

pontiff is neat although i didnt parry him in my first playthrough

sharp zodiac
#

I learned to parry him than instantly forgot

deft garnet
#

Pontiff was awesome

coarse birch
#

thats fucked up

sharp zodiac
#

Never got parried by SOC tho

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Except once

pale kelp
#

SOC can parry?

sharp zodiac
#

Yeah

pale kelp
#

Scimitar form?

deft garnet
#

TIL

pale kelp
#

Yeah this

coarse birch
#

tbf you usually dont want to interact with schimitar form anyway lol

#

that form is fucked up

pale kelp
#

SOC was just very meh after Twin princes, 2nd phase is neat tho

#

Oh yeah Yhorm too

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Forgot he existed

coarse birch
#

i like yhorm more than rykard actually

pale kelp
pale kelp
coarse birch
#

cause fighting him without the gimmick weapon is also far more viable

#

which i think is neat

sharp zodiac
#

I decided to try it once for the hell of kt

coarse birch
#

and less bad attacks

sharp zodiac
#

Long but fun

coarse birch
#

yeah he has a good moveset

sharp zodiac
#

Man I need to make a new build if I ever play DS3 again

deft garnet
#

Yhorm was only awesome because of onion bro

pale kelp
sharp zodiac
#

DS3 felt weird to play again after Elden ring

#

Purely because the game was so

#

Quiet

#

Nothing but footsteps and grunting

coarse birch
#

ds3 and ER i can swap between

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going back before that is weird

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its way slower

deft garnet
#

Playing ds1 again agter ds3 and elden ring

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Oof

#

Definitely feels bad

coarse birch
#

for all my complaining about ER bosses it is by far my most played souls game lol

sharp zodiac
#

Only boss I had fun in ds1 was Kalameeet and the duo

pale kelp
#

Yup, tried giving DS2 a shot after finishing DS3 for the first time... MAN it was agony

sharp zodiac
#

I'm not even gonna say their names

deft garnet
#

Ds3 pvp is still my favorite

sharp zodiac
#

Ironically ds2's wasn't actually that bad

deft garnet
#

Elden ring is fun too but the uphill battles are insane

sharp zodiac
#

It's just..

#

You know

coarse birch
#

pvp is something i still havent tried

#

700 something hours in

deft garnet
#

Dont bother its horrible

sharp zodiac
#

Sucked a lot

coarse birch
#

it never interested me a ton

deft garnet
#

Whatever cool build you can come up its not worth the effort

coarse birch
#

and in ER id imagine its just AOW spam

deft garnet
#

Kinda

sharp zodiac
#

Yeah

deft garnet
#

Not as much anymore

coarse birch
#

ik theres no ROB

#

from patch one

sharp zodiac
#

Thankfully

coarse birch
#

but still

sharp zodiac
#

It's like cleaning a pair of broken shoes

#

The shoes are clean

#

But they still look like ass

coarse birch
#

im not trying to fight the guy who made the most obnoxious possible bleed whip build

sharp zodiac
#

If I wanted to be whipped till I'm bleeding I'd call someone

#

Not random guy who lacks fashion sense

coarse birch
#

are you saying you know a guy

sharp zodiac
#

Yzs

#

Ik a lot of people for various activities

deft garnet
#

Ayo

coarse birch
#

lunas got the whole set up

#

ig

sharp zodiac
#

NO NOT ALL OF THEM ARE WEIRD

#

Only 12%

deft garnet
#

Thats still 10% too much

coarse birch
#

you said you had a guy for whipping and then mentioed various activities

deft garnet
#

Anyway if you want pvp play a fighting game instead

coarse birch
#

what are we supposed to think

sharp zodiac
#

Like guilty Gear

coarse birch
#

i also play fighting games

#

so like

#

yeah

deft garnet
#

Granblue

sharp zodiac
deft garnet
#

Good

#

See you on undernight

coarse birch
#

i wish i could get back into GG

#

i just dont enjoy fighting most of the roster enough

sharp zodiac
#

Happy chaos is making me want to kms

coarse birch
#

i fight leo one time and im like

sharp zodiac
#

At least Potemkin is funny

coarse birch
#

yeah thats enough for me

#

i hit like floor 8

#

and was kinda done

sharp zodiac
#

Bridget is ugghhh

coarse birch
#

and im play millia so like

#

i know im also annoying

deft garnet
#

Hit celestial 3 times and then I was done

sharp zodiac
#

I just play ram

deft garnet
#

Strive just sucks

sharp zodiac
#

Tho I do want to get into balkien

#

And tastemaker

coarse birch
#

baiken was fun

sharp zodiac
#

Testament

coarse birch
#

who now

sharp zodiac
#

The one with the schthz

#

Scythz

coarse birch
#

i know testament

sharp zodiac
#

E

deft garnet
#

Testament

coarse birch
#

hey at least its not mf

#

+r

#

testament

#

i fought that guy one time

#

called it a day

deft garnet
#

+r testament was great

coarse birch
#

+r was fucked up fucked up

deft garnet
#

I love blocking and eventually losing because i guessed wrong

coarse birch
#

judgement filling my screen with 45 projectiles

#

wait

deft garnet
#

Great game

coarse birch
#

tf was his name

deft garnet
#

Play blazblue

hushed knoll
#

Mystery blobwaver

coarse birch
#

i havent tried blazblue yet

#

hi stan

hushed knoll
#

What’s poppin dude

coarse birch
#

ive played mk1 gg sf6 and a little bit of blazblue

deft garnet
#

Nice

coarse birch
#

oh and smash is the one ive put like real time into

deft garnet
#

Been playing fighting games since the og blazblue

coarse birch
#

sadly

deft garnet
#

Calamity trigger was great

#

Until you saw arakune

#

Then not so great

coarse birch
#

i might try tekken 8 as well

#

ive been kinda coming off smash

coarse birch
deft garnet
#

I'm not a tekken gamer

coarse birch
#

been discussing stuff in here most of the day lol

deft garnet
#

Need to be a walking encyclopaedia for that game

#

Too much knowledge and legacy checks

coarse birch
#

although im in a very small state so the scene for blazblue probably doesnt exist

deft garnet
#

Which state

coarse birch
#

the main reason i got into smash was its the only game with an actual scene here

#

and its still small

#

vermont lol

deft garnet
#

Im sorry

#

Its okay I live in a country with no fighting game scene at all

#

I love switzerland

coarse birch
#

ik you can do online tournaments for anything that isnt smash

neat geyser
#

fighting games are meh anways

deft garnet
#

Theres a smash scene but smash just doesnt do it for me

coarse birch
#

false

deft garnet
#

Bad take

coarse birch
#

dont play smash

#

its like so

#

idk

#

its fun but its so hard to learn in it because its literally not designed for it

#

and the meta rn is GARBAGE

deft garnet
#

Its a party game being forced into something else

#

And the community is very toxic too

coarse birch
#

and i put 2500 hours into it

deft garnet
#

Not to say the fgc doesnt have its share of bad apples

coarse birch
#

this is my life

#

yeah

deft garnet
#

But its at least more welcoming

#

I love watching new players learning and enjoying themselves

coarse birch
#

i do wish i could find that passion i had for smash again originally, i drove an hour and half one way for tournaments every week while working and in college and then grinded at home for hours a day

#

man those were the days

#

yeah other communities are way better

#

for multiple reasons

deft garnet
#

For sure

coarse birch
#

smash just happens to be one of the bigger ones with the most mass appeal

#

which it kinda needs given you get 2 dollars for winning a super major

#

but also not great introductions

misty raven
#

Smash scene in my area at least has weeklies. It's a struggle to get Tekken, Guilty Gear and Street Fighter

coarse birch
#

yeah its the same way over here

#

most places will have some kind of smash scene

#

even if its 20 people

misty raven
#

I'll take 10. We'd be feasting with 10

coarse birch
#

oh damn so your scene is like very small

misty raven
#

That or drive for over 2 hours

deft garnet
#

At least you have one

misty raven
#

I need to play fighting games again over this game

deft garnet
#

Im glad I have a small friend group at least

#

Undernight out soon

#

Got a day off for it too

#

Gotta farm my pink square asap

coarse birch
#

yeah i do have some fighting game friends

#

most are mainly smash but some player other stuff too

misty raven
#

Undernight coming with features. Can take over other players downloaded replays

coarse birch
#

i honestly might prefer this game to FGs atm

#

less stress for me

misty raven
#

Imagine that for SF and Tekken

coarse birch
#

+r had a system where you could watch a replay and put your self in a situation to try different options

rocky marsh
#

its a lost but it was very fun!
mael scab only
the game was super slow though, quite high tension

rocky marsh
spare dome
#

We just need three maelstroms up now.

royal vortex
#

i would much prefer they expand the conditions system

#

monstrous specials is one of the only maelstrom types i would willingly play and i just want it to be an auric modifier

indigo quartz
#

hotfix today
still no fix for how chastise/stealth work with revved chain attacks

ember yew
#

otherwise its collecting dust

#

this and maybe melee focused, no ammo

#

for auric mods

#

tho veterans will cry again that they are abused as ammo recharges

royal vortex
#

maelstrom has a bunch of shitter modes that exist purely to be awful

#

like waves of hounds/muties/bursters

ember yew
#

waves of mutants are stupid

#

i think the highest was 12 mutants

#

i got bored waiting for them

#

since they spawned like 3+3+3

#

same for pox

#

but overall i just want a new patch

ivory marlin
#

are you the real josho?

rocky marsh
royal vortex
ivory marlin
#

many if i remember correctly

neat geyser
royal vortex
#

i dont think there are

ivory marlin
#

i think there was for a bit

north sedge
#

i am josho

royal vortex
north sedge
#

what does this even mean

royal vortex
#

you

#

are the gremlin

rocky marsh
#

stan

steep flame
#

BVB are the best boyband

#

Cuz they all look like women

rocky marsh
#

i saw some psot where ice cream, olive oil and salt is a trend now

north sedge
#

i once had olive oil gelato with a vegan chocolate cake that was hands down the best dessert I've ever had

ivory marlin
#

i dont like olives

north sedge
#

Neither do i

steep flame
#

Olive oil doesnt taste like olives...

ivory marlin
#

olives and tomatoes can burn in hell

north sedge
#

Olive oil does not taste like olives

steep flame
ivory marlin
#

hush

north sedge
#

Tomatoes are good though

ivory marlin
#

i cant stand the texture

#

or flavor

steep flame
#

Tomatoes are god tier fruits

ivory marlin
#

only time i enjoyed a tomato was when it has a shit ton of cream cheese on it

steep flame
#

You complain too much

ivory marlin
#

yes

#

about tomatos

north sedge
#

There's so many good foods made with tomato

ivory marlin
#

i dont like any of them

steep flame
#

Or

#

Bole

ivory marlin
#

spag bole?

#

wut that

steep flame
#

Spaghetti bolognese

ivory marlin
#

i dont think ive ever had that

steep flame
#

How

#

Its like the swiss army knife of italian dishes

ivory marlin
#

im stupid and dont really eat much other then chicken

north sedge
#

Pizza?

ivory marlin
#

not a big fan but ill eat it

north sedge
#

This is like stan and chocolate, horrifying

ivory marlin
#

with chocolate i only like dark lmao

#

milk is almost always too sweet

north sedge
#

I prefer dark

#

He doesn't like chocolate period

ivory marlin
#

stan is weird

#

i dont like any of his food takes

north sedge
#

Nobody should

coarse birch
#

if you like any of stans food takes its a bad sign

ivory marlin
#

lmao

steep flame
#

That bangs hard

ivory marlin
#

its good but not a fan of the sauce

sharp zodiac
#

My legs hurt

ivory marlin
#

i use to hate pickels as much as i hate tomatoes but i had a burger once and it had pickels so now i do like them

#

but tomato still ass

ivory marlin
sharp zodiac
#

I always hated tomato

ivory marlin
#

RIGHT?!?!?

south folio
#

i loooove my tomatoes when they're mixed in with something salty

steep flame
ivory marlin
#

i have a date later today with this really pretty girl so idk

south folio
steep flame
astral brook
#

got this as a random drop, is it salvageable?

ivory marlin
#

we order the same thing at where im taking her

north sedge
astral brook
#

Damm thats a shame

sharp zodiac
#

I'm very sweaty and I will be for the next hour because my friend made me use a treadmill outside

#

This sucks on ice

ornate bone
#

but it's summer

astral brook
#

one more thing, should I swap PS or SS for rampage?

ornate bone
#

I don't think you'll get much mileage out of perfect strike without shred, or at least not as much as you could get

rocky marsh
#

today i found out trapper can trap you mid air
i exploded from barrel, trapper MLG noscoped me

sharp zodiac
astral brook
#

so PS+Shred, or rampage+SS

#

Back to the plasteel grind then

north sedge
#

Ss only gives stagger on 15

#

Dmg cap is 4

#

Targets

indigo quartz
#

I vote for shred

#

cleaving through maulers/crushers

#

and not getting stuck on them

#

feels great

sharp zodiac
#

Likewise

ornate bone
sharp zodiac
#

It is

astral brook
#

blows up pancakes with mind

royal vortex
#

@coarse birch the new quest is blaze trauma

#

to farm hab dreykos

#

incoming "i hate crafting" rant in t minus 30 minutes

south folio
#

tragic

rocky marsh
#

wait quick question, how come take no respite on kant if it can't stagger bulwark

#

am i dumb dumb

sharp zodiac
royal vortex
#

p sure u do stagger it if u actually hit the bulwark

#

it works on almost every target for the primary fire

coarse birch
royal vortex
#

i do

#

it has

#

infested locked in

#

i do not want infested locked in

coarse birch
#

that is valid

#

so heres whats actually gonna happen

north sedge
#

Gunning for dmg to groaners then

rocky marsh
royal vortex
#

i just fkin CARRIED a hab dreyko hi5

coarse birch
#

your gonna spend 3 hours making it

#

use it for one gmae

#

and then say

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

man i forgot i hate staves

royal vortex
#

no respite is p much entirely for the primary fire

royal vortex
#

because i can pair it with assail

south folio
#

true

#

trauma is just the shredder vet nade

coarse birch
#

i used it for the first time in forever yesterday and it felt so alien to me

#

when bleed trauma

south folio
#

so true

royal vortex
#

almost all of my psyker playtime has been illisi/trauma before p13

south folio
#

lacerate trauma when

royal vortex
#

so u know

south folio
#

i hate all of the staffs but like trauma the most among them

royal vortex
#

i understand the staff a lil bit

#

i think trauma comes really close to being interesting

rocky marsh
south folio
#

yeah I really enjoy its aiming mechanics

north sedge
#

The fire shot does

royal vortex
rocky marsh
coarse birch
#

i loved trauma pre patch 13

south folio
#

yeah it's like the one interesting part of the weapon

royal vortex
#

like this is the only staff that i feel requires u to understand something about it in particular

coarse birch
#

but now i just wanna scriers/DD

south folio
#

limited by range and has this aiming system that you have to get accustomed to

royal vortex
#

unless u wanna include stupid jank like blitz canceling surge

north sedge
#

No respite is so the shotgun does dmg to other things

royal vortex
#

i think quell canceling is the limit on the stupid psyker tech ill try to comprehend

north sedge
#

And is hands down the best dmg blessing on shotgun

south wren
#

time for hadron to brick it