1000 times folded ethernet cable
#zealot-class
spare dome
south folio
his perfect cut technique where his enemies only know their deaths in a delayed manner
median steeple
bro has the power to stop time and wont share it
spare dome
hes a master
royal vortex
my internet is legitimately fucking awful randomly
i should get an actual ethernet cable
south folio
bro has the power to stop time and wont share it
ikr josho keeps his secrets very well
median steeple
coarse birch
his perfect cut technique where his enemies only know their deaths in a delayed ...
sheathes his sword before they die
north sedge
ornate bone
Me trying to do a push attack with packet loss
south folio
is there like anything preventing you from having an ethernet cable to your computer
ornate bone
south folio
you bitch
royal vortex
im holding myself back
fading vale
he's downloading valheim
south folio
fucking get ethernet right now
coarse birch
could also go powerline adapter
hushed knoll
that's not an answer
fleet zealot
stan lmaooo
left iron
hushed knoll
he's downloading valheim
IS HE????
royal vortex
if i played with more than 60 fps and had ethernet
north sedge
lol
hushed knoll
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1152255403174928414...
Can you please not take notes
royal vortex
i would be unstoppable
open pollen
Witch-hunting is trying to get folks riled up so they harass someone en-mass, I think. Which is funny to me because they did much worse to actual witches. Er, well, the people they claimed were witches.
hushed knoll
Witch-hunting is trying to get folks riled up so they harass someone en-mass, I ...
I know what a witchhunt is I didn't know if it was part of a horror video game or not lol
median steeple
nerfing himself
royal vortex
because i just can
south folio
josho lives in a society
coarse birch
my soul is dying
south folio
so sad
royal vortex
lmfao
spare dome
i put holes in my walls for this cable
north sedge
I know what a witchhunt is I didn't know if it was part of a horror video game o...
what
ornate bone
Right now I'm contacting the ISP to demand them to install an extra router
royal vortex
they have to restrain me
south folio
i put holes in my walls for this cable
hell yeah
royal vortex
@coarse birch ive actually found an appreciation for the art of dancing around a bulwark to nab all the ragers
with hs7
south folio
i have a flat ethernet cable routed across a hallway to reach the router
royal vortex
lemme upload a clip
fading vale
I run a 100 foot cable across my floor and over my kitchen counter
median steeple
crack shack setup
spare dome
mine is behind a fucking fridge lmfao
hushed knoll
I run a 100 foot cable across my floor and over my kitchen counter
What
south folio
I know what a witchhunt is I didn't know if it was part of a horror video game o...
whoa witchhunt!!!! isn't that a vt2 class!!????
spare dome
thankfully i only had to run it once
left iron
open pollen
I know what a witchhunt is I didn't know if it was part of a horror video game o...
Oh, sorry, lot of conversations going on. In "Revenge of the Colon" you play the "Michael Jordan" of gastroenterologists during his worst week on the job. With each day presenting its own horrors, ranging from treating a Pica patient with a taste for steel nails, to things much more... supernatural.
coarse birch
that was the least arco like arco message
hushed knoll
<:PepoG:1091009137111998486>
DONT TAKE NOTES YOU ENVIRONMENT KILLER
coarse birch
ive ever seen
left iron
DONT TAKE NOTES YOU ENVIRONMENT KILLER
You took notes as well
fading vale
DONT TAKE NOTES YOU ENVIRONMENT KILLER
hushed knoll
You took notes as well
No I didn't
left iron
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/hmm-meeting-gif-26837833
Really? You're gonna stoop to that level?
south folio
ive ever seen
!!!
hushed knoll
Why is that knife so sharp
spare dome
here's what we're doin today
north sedge
Why is that knife so sharp
its a kitchen knife stan
ornate bone
Now I have to sit through a whole fake call so I can phone again and force their automated system to go "oh, we saw you already contacted us, would you like to talk to an actual living person?"
Yes, I have been wanting that 5 minutes ago
north sedge
because unlike you the skeleton knows proper knife usage and isn't trying to cut meat with a fucking bread knife
hushed knoll
I'm used to kitchen knives I have to press my entire bodyweight down on
spare dome
thats legitimately so dangerous lol
hushed knoll
I did but it got dull again
fading vale
I had some dude named Moses call me earlier shilling Jesus
coarse birch
you are more likely to cut yourself with a shitty knife tbh
hushed knoll
I think I wasn't supposed to put it into the dishwasher
coarse birch
assuming you arent being dumb
delicate shadow
Stan be chopping wood with his steak knives and wondering why they're dull
open pollen
because unlike you the skeleton knows proper knife usage and isn't trying to cut...
But bread knives are super serrated, no? They cut well enough!
north sedge
go get it sharpened
median steeple
Stan be chopping wood with his steak knives and wondering why they're dull
if he could break a log in half with a steak knife I would fear him
coarse birch
or sharpen it yourself if it comes with one
hushed knoll
Stan be chopping wood with his steak knives and wondering why they're dull
Auqila why are you like this
hushed knoll
just sharpen it back
Idk how
royal vortex
how long have u had the knives
south folio
type into google (and not discord) "how to sharpen knife"
royal vortex
surely it cannot be long enough
north sedge
or sharpen it yourself if it comes with one
we had to yell at him multiple times over multiple days and hours just to get one good knife
which is apparently already bad
how to sharpen knife
open pollen
type into google (and not discord) "how to sharpen knife"
let me try
hushed knoll
I mean it's not that bad
delicate shadow
eh the dishwasher is just spraying water isn't it
not all alloys play well with dishwasher detergents n such but yeah it should be simple enough to polish off any oxidation
hushed knoll
But I have trouble with thick meat
coarse birch
stan you just said its that bad
ripe quest
I'm used to kitchen knives I have to press my entire bodyweight down on
stan you can sharpen the knives
south folio
how to sharpen knife
this is something that stan has unironically done
ripe quest
there are tools made for you
south folio
not all alloys play well with dishwasher detergents n such but yeah it should be...
ah damn
north sedge
this is something that stan has unironically done
multiple times
fading vale
coarse birch
yeah some dishwashers do damage knives
hushed knoll
Oh no not in that way. I meant with the knives
royal vortex
bay leaf
ripe quest
Bro's butter knives are sharper than his kitchen knives
south folio
Oh no not in that way. I meant with the knives
did you now
hushed knoll
In other contexts I have no trouble at all
north sedge
hushed knoll
DOUGH COME ON
delicate shadow
wtf why do you guys have kitchen knives??? don't chop your kitchen up smh
south folio
so true
ornate bone
stan is a featherless biped
median steeple
wtf why do you guys have kitchen knives??? don't chop your kitchen up smh
but I want my oven in my bedroom
south folio
this is why i only have bread knife (for killing bread)
ripe quest
wtf why do you guys have kitchen knives??? don't chop your kitchen up smh
Ohhh so that's what the fillet knife is for
north sedge
it's such a great juxtaposition
open pollen
stan is a featherless biped
BEHOLD, A STAN
delicate shadow
steak knives? get a stainless steel knife not one made of meat
hushed knoll
steak knives? get a stainless steel knife not one made of meat
Well done steak is sometimes hard to slice
hushed knoll
YOU CAN'T DO THAT
What
royal vortex
do not sex face the chicken
ripe quest
Well done steak is sometimes hard to slice
Why are you burning your steak
hushed knoll
IT'S NOT A SEX FACE
open pollen
do not sex face the chicken
What
south folio
yeah stan keep this appropriate
delicate shadow
rare GANG
north sedge
stan burns steak and eats raw bacon, it's fine
median steeple
well done steak 
open pollen
Josho, you might need to take a break from the internet
hushed knoll
I don't eat fucking raw bacon
royal vortex
no stan cooks his bacon to temp its fine
hushed knoll
Josho, you might need to take a break from the internet
I agree
coarse birch
I don't eat fucking raw bacon
we have picture evidence
delicate shadow
medium rare bacon 
open pollen
If you look at that pepe and think "Hmm, sex face"
ripe quest
I don't eat fucking raw bacon
why was the bacon soft, pink, unrendered, and raw looking stan
north sedge
coarse birch
brother
fleet zealot
no
median steeple
BRO
royal vortex
If you look at that pepe and think "Hmm, sex face"
the eldritch lore on this one goes deep
south folio
stan please
fleet zealot
it shouldn't be either
coarse birch
thats RAW
ornate bone
royal vortex
if i was a pig
median steeple
fleet zealot
i like it right as soon as the edges crisp up
coarse birch
its fucking WHITE
royal vortex
and someone wanted to cut me up just to make shitty bacon
open pollen
the eldritch lore on this one goes deep
Clearly, it has driven thee to madness
royal vortex
i would be offended
fleet zealot
then you take it off the heat and it finishes it cooking
hushed knoll
I ate raw bacon sandwiches in Germany
ripe quest
and someone wanted to cut me up just to make shitty bacon
is it even bacon if it isn't cooked
south folio
and someone wanted to cut me up just to make shitty bacon
don't worry i'll cook you into something good
fleet zealot
I hate crispy crispy bacon I always was fed overcooked bacon as a kid that turned into powder in your mouth
median steeple
it fucking perplexes me how stan hasn't curled over due to food poisoning
fleet zealot
if it's cured bacon
royal vortex
don't worry i'll cook you into something good
fleet zealot
you can eat it raw
coarse birch
don't worry i'll cook you into something good
ayo
fleet zealot
if it is uncured bacon yea idk wtf you doing
ripe quest
The highest temp that bacon hit was room temp
hushed knoll
Isn't bacon by definition cured
open pollen
i would be offended
Like, at least Hannibal would treat your meat with respect!
fleet zealot
Isn't bacon by definition cured
no
north sedge
it fucking perplexes me how stan hasn't curled over due to food poisoning
iron stomach
fleet zealot
there is a lot of uncured bacon you can get, at least in america
ripe quest
Bacon is a slab of meat turned into really small slices of a slab of meat
hushed knoll
I love floppy turkey Macon
median steeple
iron stomach
bro got the worst fucking super power in the world
hushed knoll
Bacon
coarse birch
you can have floppy bacon
south folio
macon bacon
hushed knoll
Turkey bacon is so much better than pork
coarse birch
and still cook it
hushed knoll
I HATE THAGT
delicate shadow
bro imagine being the pig in livestock heaven and knowing how fuckin desecrated u got
hushed knoll
THAT
open pollen
bro got the worst fucking super power in the world
Didn't someone make a living eating planes and other inanimate objects? Saw him on "Ripley's believe it or not" back when that was still a thing.
hushed knoll
SO MUCH
hushed knoll
bro imagine being the pig in livestock heaven and knowing how fuckin desecrated ...
Livestock heaven is what Josho calls his pleasure palace
median steeple
Didn't someone make a living eating planes and other inanimate objects? Saw him ...
yeah
took him years to eat a whole passenger airliner
royal vortex
Livestock heaven is what Josho calls his pleasure palace
the fuck?
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/lemonhead-adventure-time-gif-18772030
NO STOP
median steeple
hold on
coarse birch
Livestock heaven is what Josho calls his pleasure palace
🤨
royal vortex
https://streamable.com/fqqz4r @coarse birch
royal vortex
u shouldv eblown this one up on me
hushed knoll
Josho's house in Valheim says "Livestock heaven"
royal vortex
i dont have a house in valheim
south folio
https://streamable.com/fqqz4r <@1117340723692445746>
dum bith
open pollen
u shouldv eblown this one up on me
"eblown"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
hushed knoll
I built you one
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/unacceptable-lemon-grab-adventure-time-gif-10257539
I hate this so much
royal vortex
i didnt claim ownership of it
coarse birch
u shouldv eblown this one up on me
ok look in my defense
royal vortex
so u cant call it josho's house
south folio
"eblown"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
get with the times
coarse birch
what was i supposed to do
median steeple
south folio
what was i supposed to do
not play with a zealot who chastises into a burster
hushed knoll
Jk I wouldn't build you a house that Sith is expensive bro
north sedge
I hate this so much
coarse birch
im actually lucky it didnt blow up like it should have
hushed knoll
😒
royal vortex
until for some reason i queue a hsword heavy
hushed knoll
not play with a zealot who chastises into a burster
Burster? I hardly know her 
royal vortex
and then blow up me and yoshi
south folio
until for some reason i queue a hsword heavy
for some reason
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/truc-gif-22794168
royal vortex
bro i legitimately didnt know wtf i was doing
hushed knoll
Nvm
open pollen
get with the times
Never was one for modern parlance. No Cap.
coarse birch
Yeah he did 😏
brother
median steeple
those stats are horrific
royal vortex
Yeah he did 😏
i will get the restraining order
north sedge
https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-gif-18219884
fallen forum
https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-ronald-mcdonald-no-bad-gif-18753679
may I ask why ?
royal vortex
no it doesn't stan
coarse birch
what
delicate shadow
I was about to warn josho that this would be the result
royal vortex
im not screenshotting that one
delicate shadow
but alas
royal vortex
you're a lil fkin sick in the head brother
hushed knoll
I didn't say antyhingepjtug
delicate shadow
nature has taken its course
hushed knoll
Anything
median steeple
the stats are... not favourable to say the least
hushed knoll
This coffee is beginning to make me mermaid
open pollen
you're a lil fkin sick in the head brother
Read this in the "Hulk Hogan" voice.
hushed knoll
fallen forum
the stats are... not favourable to say the least
What would I be looking for on a Lasgun then ?
royal vortex
Read this in the "Hulk Hogan" voice.
LMFAO
fallen forum
I feel like my beloved flamer doesnt pack the same punch as it did back in the day
coarse birch
well
north sedge
This coffee is beginning to make me mermaid
hushed knoll
I don't know who Hulk Hogan is
coarse birch
how far back we talking
hushed knoll
Tbh
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/joe-gatto-impractical-jokers-mermaid-beach-merman-gif-131...
This isn't mermaiding
north sedge
what
coarse birch
stan that is the least surprising thing ive ever read from you
light holly
I don't know who Hulk Hogan is
median steeple
mobility will always be your dump stat for it so you'd want that to be the lowest stat with everything else being higher
light holly
Aint a real hulkomanic
north sedge
stan doesnt know anyone unless they're famous weatherman jum cantorpe
royal vortex
median steeple
for perks flak/maniac is a good rule of thumb
coarse birch
Is Hulk Hogan a radio talk show host conservative that died of cancer
bro
hushed knoll
Who am I thinking of
open pollen
Another one for the archive
median steeple
thats fucking rush limbaugh stan
hushed knoll
Oh
light holly
I mean to be fair as the years pass old wrestling stars fade away
fleet zealot
jellybones
royal vortex
thats fucking rush limbaugh stan
hahahahahaha
fallen forum
jellybones
Kittensnake
light holly
I didn't grow up with hulk hogan but I digested the memes
north sedge
fleet zealot
hushed knoll
DOUGH STOP
light holly
delicate shadow
Michael Jamie Fox
violet hornet
Dough continue
fleet zealot
oww my stomach hurts from laughing
open pollen
I mean to be fair as the years pass old wrestling stars fade away
And new ones take their place.
Except The Rock, apparently.
light holly
Michael J Fox , northernlions friend
fallen forum
Local man finds out there is more than one black actor
hushed knoll
STOP NO
light holly
And new ones take their place.
Except The Rock, apparently.
I'm gonna say it but the rocks wrestling career will be forgotten by generations future soon too
open pollen
DOUGH STOP
The Receipts!
ornate bone
Customer support seems to have a requirement for bringing the stupidest people in
north sedge
Dough continue
hushed knoll
THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME BASICALLY
median steeple
too many foxes in these hills
fallen forum
BEHOLD, A DJANGO!
open pollen
I'm gonna say it but the rocks wrestling career will be forgotten by generations...
Perhaps. But it'll be a cold day in hell I refer to him as just "Dwayne Johnson."
hushed knoll
What do the vehicles have to do with foxes
north sedge
lol
light holly
THE ROCK IS COOKIN
ornate bone
I don't know how many times I told the guy that the ISP brought two repeaters and only installed one, then the guy takes two years to tell me "we don't install personal repeaters" like he didn't listen to anything I said about the repeater belonging to the ISP
onyx solar
Perhaps. But it'll be a cold day in hell I refer to him as just "Dwayne Johnson....
what if you add Jr
hushed knoll
Michael J Fox isn't the one who fell off a horse and got paralyzed right
north sedge
stan it's a captcha, they're both from the original image and i dont think you could tell the difference
lol
onyx solar
Michael J Fox isn't the one who fell off a horse and got paralyzed right
you're thinking of morgan freeman
ornate bone
Takes effort to not ask the guy if he's the wheelchair word
hushed knoll
No
north sedge
stan that is christopher reeve
open pollen
THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME BASICALLY
Its okay, I keep confusing Michael Jordan and Michael B Jordan.
hushed knoll
Are they not the same person
median steeple
🅱️
open pollen
what if you add Jr
...now that is tempting.
hushed knoll
stan that is christopher reeve
Oh fuck I feel like we've been over this
onyx solar
median steeple
open pollen
I don't know how many times I told the guy that the ISP brought two repeaters an...
I don't know what you're actually talking about, so I'm going to assume by "Repeater" you mean a gun.
median steeple
no those things from minecraft
delicate shadow
Michael J Fox isn't the one who fell off a horse and got paralyzed right
Michael J fox has parkinson's
open pollen
no those things from minecraft
Right, a gun!
hushed knoll
Michael J fox has parkinson's
Ok so I wasn't far off
median steeple
Right, a gun!
hushed knoll
They're both nervous system
north sedge
wildy different
ripe quest
I don't know how many times I told the guy that the ISP brought two repeaters an...
I have a friend who had horrible internet problems. Multiple times called the company for their lines and they just kept saying "oh it's an issue on your end, I can help you set it up since it looks like you need it". Turns out the entire neighborhood was having issues with the internet, after like a full year they finally fixed the issue.
median steeple
stan do you know what Parkinson's is?
delicate shadow
Ok so I wasn't far off
no you are extremely far off good lord
hushed knoll
Yes my Grandpa had it
royal vortex
They're both nervous system
this is up there with "pony up daddy is a treatment for sciatica"
in terms of accuracy
hushed knoll
this is up there with "pony up daddy is a treatment for sciatica"
IT IS
open pollen
They're both nervous system
Nervous system? What's it got to be nervous about?
hushed knoll
Nervous system? What's it got to be nervous about?
Ur mom
median steeple
The nerve
royal vortex
a blind guy with an assault rifle is more on target than u are stan
hushed knoll
OOOO GOTTEM
hushed knoll
a blind guy with an assault rifle is more on target than u are stan
So you when you play vet?
OOOO GOTTEM
RACK EM AND STACK EM
hushed knoll
Really bustin' balls out here
You ain't seen nothin yet 😏
fading vale
left iron
open pollen
RACK EM AND STACK EM
hushed knoll
Why that one
median steeple
what an amazing story
fleet zealot
that's the most based thing stan ever said
fading vale
OOOO GOTTEM
median steeple
better than twilight
south folio
this is the darktide server
coarse birch
this is the darktide server
good job arco
fleet zealot
this is the darktide server
yea and this is zealot chat
south folio
on topic
ornate bone
I have a friend who had horrible internet problems. Multiple times called the co...
I've had that once, with the connection randomly shitting itself for weeks, me calling them for weeks and them telling me "it's on your end lmao lol", until they went "okay, we'll set up a monitoring device thingy", then one day later they called me and had the audacity to say "we have detected issues in your connection"
fleet zealot
this is the darktide server
south folio
:(
ornate bone
Nothing like "you were right, the issues you said existed for weeks did exist"
fallen forum
Schroedingers Femboy
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/break-pool-balls-gimme-a-break-gif-8016499
Wait is pool where rack em and stack em comes from
north sedge
ornate bone
Just patting themselves on the back for finding the problem after telling me to fuck off
hushed knoll
I stand by this
open pollen
Wait is pool where rack em and stack em comes from
Yes.
median steeple
south park cable guy moment
fleet zealot
stan has the dog in him except it is one of those handheld toy dogs with no brain
fading vale
Don't you remember those robots
coarse birch
how on earth does phil collins and bon jovi sound the same
fading vale
Rack em stack em robots
hushed knoll
Those are rock em soak em robots
ripe quest
Dude crab was ruthless sometimes it's great
onyx solar
is it the zarona revolver that crit bonus does basically nothing for?
north sedge
the most based thing stan has ever done is teach about mlk jr on colombus day, but by accident because he mixed the two holidays up
hushed knoll
Sock
lusty turtle
thank you crab for trying to set them straight
hushed knoll
HI SKELL
fading vale
Those are rock em soak em robots
Rock em soak em
misty raven
Bruh I was wondering wtf is going on. Discord being like "zealot chat is discussing: black actors"
fading vale
lmao
onyx solar
sockem boppers...
coarse birch
stan what
north sedge
sock emily boppers
median steeple
sock emily boppers..
hushed knoll
i am going to sock Emily
ALARM
south folio
ALARM
royal vortex
ALARM
fading vale
can't yall have a better safe word
south folio
wee woo wee woo
hushed knoll
My safe word is kumquat
delicate shadow
wait so you have a safe word???
royal vortex
i dont
median steeple
jesus my face hurts
lusty turtle
Oh wait that's sock Emily boppers
royal vortex
this has literally happened like 3 separate times
coarse birch
i believe it
north sedge
fleet zealot
jesus christ stan
delicate shadow
hushed knoll
HE'S SPEAKING OUT OF CONTEXT
delicate shadow
ok let's return to earth pls
open pollen
Poor Dabless Stan
median steeple
ok let's return to earth pls
it stinks down there
royal vortex
to get us back on topic
median steeple
I dont wanna
royal vortex
appreciate the hs7
hushed knoll
ok let's return to earth pls
What does this mean
fleet zealot
i forgot how good this skin+chroma was
coarse birch
cause it happened to be my good one
delicate shadow
What does this mean
become grounded, one with the energies of the universe, supreme calm
fleet zealot
Is this leg of legends
yes
north sedge
leg of legends
royal vortex
but the mk6
i enjoy the scoop
now that i use it more
i like it for lining up mutie heads easier
hushed knoll
become grounded, one with the energies of the universe, supreme calm
Please tell me you are not some annoying zen shirtless Jesus hair person with bell bottoms
coarse birch
stan do you close your eyes and then type
median steeple
i forgot how good this skin+chroma was
holy fuck I thought that was Samira but with a goofy ass big gun
royal vortex
stan fires from the hip
coarse birch
i need to try mk9 again
royal vortex
he doesn't proofread because he types in a way to reflect the flow of real conversation
hushed knoll
stan fires from the hip
If that's what the kids are calling it these days then I guess
royal vortex
(he said this himself)
ornate bone
And would you believe that after half an hour
royal vortex
he actually named me chihuasho in a different server in voice chat
ornate bone
The customer support guy who was telling me to wait for him to check some info
royal vortex
which is impressive
delicate shadow
Please tell me you are not some annoying zen shirtless Jesus hair person with be...
I do not wear bell bottoms
also I'm a fuckin' gremlin
open pollen
Please tell me you are not some annoying zen shirtless Jesus hair person with be...
What sick fuck steals the bottoms of bells?
hushed knoll
Bell bottoms trigger me so fucking much
delicate shadow
do they just ring you wrong???
hushed knoll
What sick fuck steals the bottoms of bells?
You're the one that says detectives can be hammers and wear 1800s British police hats
fleet zealot
holy fuck I thought that was Samira but with a goofy ass big gun
it's high noon senna+ purple chroma
median steeple
He just hangs up
gotta love customer service being useless like always
south folio
You're the one that says detectives can be hammers and wear 1800s British police...
very prejudiced
hushed knoll
Hammers can't wear hats
median steeple
it's high noon senna+ purple chroma
God I love purple
south folio
it's the 2020s now
hushed knoll
I meant hammers can be Detroit
hushed knoll
Detectives
median steeple
ashen knight Morde my beloved
open pollen
You're the one that says detectives can be hammers and wear 1800s British police...
Right, he who lives in stone homes shouldn't throw glass and all that.
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/hippie-dance-trip-gif-14736495
God this triggers me
north sedge
hammers can be detroit
coarse birch
its not that far off
hushed knoll
Right, he who lives in stone homes shouldn't throw glass and all that.
What
median steeple
makes a mess
open pollen
Indeed.
hushed knoll
That makes no sense
open pollen
More sense than having a house made of glass
coarse birch
stan go throw glass against a rock
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/hippie-oeace-peace-and-love-gif-27303356
I ATE THIS
open pollen
mmmmh, glazed house
coarse birch
see what happens
hushed knoll
HATE
coarse birch
I ATE THIS
😳
hushed knoll
NO
open pollen
Bell Bottoms are for people who cannae decide between pants and a dress.
delicate shadow
cannabalism is wrong, stan
median steeple
depends
delicate shadow
they sent a lot of people
north sedge
open pollen
I ATE THIS
How'd it taste?
median steeple
bro is trying to cast a spell
hushed knoll
How'd it taste?
delicate shadow
the 640s were pretty terrible too imo
open pollen
The fucking clothes
Aye, what a bunch of privileged jerks! Who need special clothes just for fuckin?
north sedge
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/john-evans-travolta-saturday-night-fever-disco-dancing-gi...
You really slow how to oush my bottoms jfc
How to oucg my buttons
Push
Know
median steeple
YIPPIE
open pollen
Quit pushing Stan's bottoms. He hates that!
north sedge
You really slow how to oush my bottoms jfc
bell bottoms?
hushed knoll
They are hammers
hushed knoll
bell bottoms?
open pollen
And bees can't fly. And yet...
north sedge
but candles can be tomato scented
open pollen
They get a whole damn movie.
hushed knoll
Bees can fly, what
coarse birch
@royal vortex i am out of class if you wanted to game again if not thats fine
we did play a bunch lol
north sedge
oh so now you admit it was real
hushed knoll
No it's a scam
open pollen
Bees can fly, what
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
median steeple
$54 for candles?
hushed knoll
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be abl...
Please no
median steeple
inflation is crazy
north sedge
stan didnt believe that there could be tomato scented candles and when shown proof he doubled down
and now this
also this started from him thinking a package of tomatoes was a candle
hushed knoll
Fine, but only for ye.
Are you Irish
hushed knoll
also this started from him thinking a package of tomatoes was a candle
It looks like a candle
open pollen
Partly
royal vortex
<@445566734255259648> i am out of class if you wanted to game again if not thats...
lets do it
i gotta get that plasteel
open pollen
Welsh-Irish.
coarse birch
booting
royal vortex
if i play enough i can get back up to 80k today
north sedge
hushed knoll
Do you need another person
open pollen
I was in irkekwjr over the summer
Your mind must move so much faster than your fingers.
coarse birch
pooh log indeed
coarse birch
holy shit
north sedge
pooh log pog
hushed knoll
Oh my God
hushed knoll
pooh log indeed
Are you in a strike team
royal vortex
not at this time
north sedge
make sure to get on the right computer stan
royal vortex
lmfao
open pollen
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967102699789221918/1199105112338079825/Pa...
What game is this? That's hilarious!
royal vortex
looks like rust
median steeple
tarkov
open pollen
What the hell is making that light? A flashbang?
open pollen
Ah, I can never get into extraction shooters.
ripe quest
weren't people like, slapping a shitload of flashlights + using those rounds
I remember seeing smth like that
buoyant pecan
Ah, I can never get into extraction shooters.
It's easy bro
open pollen
its a flashbang in a shotgun
Wow, that sounds so cool!
Wish we had that in Darktide.
buoyant pecan
First abandon all earthly attachments
open pollen
It's easy bro
Not a matter of difficulty. It's psychological.
buoyant pecan
Then adapt the mindset of a stoic monk
median steeple
you must become githzerai
open pollen
I am referring more to getting shot by some guy sitting in a bush
royal vortex
i have the sneaking suspicion stan forgot about us
coarse birch
its been 30 seconds
median steeple
well they changed the recoil so now you actuall can handle the weapon like someone trained to do so
buoyant pecan
I am referring more to getting shot by some guy sitting in a bush
Merely avoid maps with bushes
median steeple
so you can shoot people in the face now
buoyant pecan
I only play on the mall
north sedge
bay leaf
hushed knoll
we are now gaming
Which stike team
coarse birch
the
royal vortex
oh no he's going to place a curse on u
coarse birch
the one with me and josho in it
royal vortex
he is attempting to lure u to a voice channel
open pollen
Merely avoid maps with bushes
I wasn't aware there was any. Certainly not in Hunt: Showdown
hushed knoll
are you in one
buoyant pecan
well they changed the recoil so now you actuall can handle the weapon like someo...
Did they change the fact face helmets not rated to stop bullets cannot stop bullets?
coarse birch
we arent in a VC rn
hushed knoll
48
royal vortex
strike team 100
hushed knoll
Go
hushed knoll
GO TO 100
royal vortex
oh ok
buoyant pecan
Or vests not rated to stop multiple of x caliber within x range stopping those calibers within x range?
median steeple
Did they change the fact face helmets not rated to stop bullets cannot stop bull...
I think the alytn is busted like that but yeah
buoyant pecan
Because if not, ignore the dead and chest
median steeple
most of the face shields do not stop most rounds
buoyant pecan
I think the alytn is busted like that but yeah
Altyn can though
median steeple
nah you do that with shotguns
open pollen
I still have an hour of TAC TALK left to get through.
Been sippin' it all week
The takes definitely get stranger as it goes on.
buoyant pecan
Trust, don't bother with Tarkov
torn stream
you must become githzerai
Endure. In enduring, grow strong
polar nexus
https://streamable.com/ntp1v6
beautiful 7 slicing
polar nexus
no
candid sorrel
w shop then
elfin thorn
lol
polar nexus
i would upgrade it to blue at least
sharp zodiac
median steeple
That fucking phrase is stuck in mind
fleet zealot
ornate bone
sterile stone
most of the face shields do not stop most rounds
Isn't the purpose of faceshields to just prevent debris from lauching into your face
slate notch
Going shotgun coming from revolver feels like a downgrade. Been playing a kant shotgun the last 3 days and I dunno...
sterile stone
The condor?
median steeple
yea
sterile stone
I saw a video of a dude taking a shotgun plblast to the face with those
median steeple
Going shotgun coming from revolver feels like a downgrade. Been playing a kant s...
well thats because the revolver is just crazy good so everything is gonna feel weaker
sterile stone
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1198909025920765962/t...
Lanius approves
slate notch
well thats because the revolver is just crazy good so everything is gonna feel w...
Yeah. I'm playing shotgun now because I suspect the revolver will be dramatically nerfed really soon and I want to know what to expect from the next weapon I will main
fleet zealot
median steeple
snow
quartz silo
Best knife for a stealth zealot?
onyx solar
Best knife for a stealth zealot?
probably Mk III
quartz silo
What perks/blessings you think I’d want?
onyx solar
What perks/blessings you think I’d want?
perks are the typical flakiac, but you can include sprint efficiency in there if you like
blessings are generally uncanny strike and precog/riposte, but you can do flesh tearer instead if you like bleed
quartz silo
Ok sounds good
What keystone would you go? I’m in marty rn but that’s just because I usually use it
onyx solar
I think all three are fine for stealth zealot. Blazing piety and momentum are my personal preference, with momentum coming out a bit on top.
this has some useful information, and is what I used as a base
polar nexus
maybe use a columnus instead of the shredder, and precog/riposte/flesh tearer instead of mercy killer
royal vortex
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9b283518-a332-4e77-b2f8-2b512694aab2/meta-vet-shotgun-build
@coarse birch @ripe quest @vocal pulsar
coarse birch
^
hushed knoll
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9b283518-a332-4e77-b2f8-2b512694aab2/me...
WHY IS THAT THE THUMBNAIL
hushed knoll
can this guy be banned
Hi Mankar
tulip valve
polar nexus
no manstopper josho?
royal vortex
i tried it with manstopper
fleet zealot
perks are the typical flakiac, but you can include sprint efficiency in there if...
why you put sprint efficiency there
coarse birch
hi stan
fleet zealot
AAAAAAAAA
onyx solar
why you put sprint efficiency there
Because i like going fast
fleet zealot
fuck i hate game's lantern build
vocal pulsar
fleet zealot
you barely lose any speed for going below 0 stam and in auric games rarely are you going to be able to sprint a full bar of stam anyways wihtout running into something
polar nexus
i when i did my flechette manstopper run i used deadshot
onyx solar
tTIL
fleet zealot
JUst take swift certainity
AAA
why suggest sprint eff when you can free 1 point for swift certainity
zinc talon
hushed knoll
because your mind is absolutely warped, stan
You're the psyker
coarse birch
(real Scoreboard)
royal vortex
that was before i optimized
hushed knoll
(real Scoreboard)
What happened to basch
coarse birch
i swapped characters
ripe quest
Stan I saw what you deleted
hushed knoll
Exhillious no
ripe quest
polar nexus
josho
royal vortex
whats up
polar nexus
oh no, maybe exhil or mankar
you are using ovenproof sb?
because i have different numbers between og and ovenproof
and i suspect that og is inflating numbers with stagger
coarse birch
og has diff numbers
polar nexus
because every fucking power sword or eviscerator with chastise spam has numbers through the roof
coarse birch
well thats still the case
plasma psword vet just puts out mad damage
but damage numbers are inflated on old
polar nexus
that sb makes me feel bad every run lmao
hexed pine
hehe
lyric rain
Si?
tidal berry
because every fucking power sword or eviscerator with chastise spam has numbers ...
yeah its a bit silly
dense field
ornate bone
no manstopper josho?
there is another way to stop men that was developed by boykissers
lyric rain
What Orestes is Best-es
Looks like MkIV = light strikedown, heavy vanguard and MkXII is the opposite
onyx solar
you barely lose any speed for going below 0 stam and in auric games rarely are y...
Alright, sorry, had just gotten into a game. Understood, sprint efficiency is a pretty poor choice. What do you dislike about the build I linked from gameslantern?
junior vortex
Imagine they made the eviscerator lore accurate and gave it the power field.
I think it would probably be even more overpowered.
sterile dune
whats the scoreboard mod people are using now since the og one isnt accurate?
gray ice
The og one is still accurate
junior vortex
It just sucks.
gray ice
To my knowledge, people use the plug-ins for additional information
Meh, it's enough info for me
I'm half-way to deleting it and going back to no scoreboard lol
junior vortex
It's enough information to kill things and stay alive. And track ally health.
gray ice
Which is all I care about really
fair igloo
i feel like the scoreboard is only useful at the end of the match so u can see wut ur build excelled at throughout the mission
ornate bone
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9b283518-a332-4e77-b2f8-2b512694aab2/me...
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE FAMOUS YOUTUBER JOSHER FEMBERG
junior vortex
I only care about how many times I died and how many things I killed anyways.
heavy arch
has a beast of nurgle ever spawned on u
cuz that just happened to me thats a new director low
fair igloo
YAY!! :)
heavy arch
does anyone know what the psword 1shot crusher build is
bleak sierra
Is this a good heavy sword from melk?
heavy arch
With power cycler (3 or 4), you can have an empowered overhead attack right after an empowered push-follow up attack. Combo is « empower - parry stance (cancels the empower animation btw) - push - follow up - light attack ». This combo is a one shot on crushers and maulers if aimed at the head and with the right talent tree (additional weak spot damages, Ogryn damages
das actually neat i wish zealot had something like that
royal vortex
rampage is ok instead of deathblow but i wouldnt buy a t3 from melk
vocal pulsar
generally u want flak/maniac + headtaker/deathblow
source? please cite source before answering Qs
royal vortex
royal vortex
source? please cite source before answering Qs
it was revealed to me in an lsd trip
vocal pulsar
bleak sierra
generally u want flak/maniac + headtaker/deathblow
Ty ty :)
heavy arch
wait he just meanst he stab wtf
bleak sierra
How about this knife for a stealth knife build? What are the ideal blessings and such for that
prisma sigil
Holy shit I'm in a match with a level 1900 Psyker lmfao
north sedge
It's ok to be incorrect stan
sterile dune
Holy shit I'm in a match with a level 1900 Psyker lmfao
let me know how many times he still blows himself up
hushed knoll
It's ok to be incorrect stan
Ok I'll let you know when I am
woeful pecan
I tried using the Rashad instead of my eviscerator. It went okay.
sterile dune
how is that in comparison to eviscerator?
I've been wanting to try out that axe... can you post it up?
woeful pecan
I have more fun with the eviscerator, personally.
sterile dune
that's my problem. I got tired of the super click spam with the knife, the tigrus is just fun
woeful pecan
Rashad, I feel way more mobile and better able to deal with armored enemies without revving
sterile dune
that makes sense
woeful pecan
This is the axe I used
woeful pecan
Oof.
sterile dune
What curios do you run?
woeful pecan
The mobility felt really nice--I was dash-sliding backward across the world--and the damage output was good. I took way more damage than I normally do because I don't know timings well, so a lot of attacks slipped through
I am also not great at utilizing brutal momentum, so my horde clear wasn't as good as it could've been
Curios are 3x toughness w/ toughness, hp, and gunner resist
sterile dune
psyker...
haven't added blessings and perks to see if it ends up that solid but kinda wasted on psyker probably anyways
I really hope they add item sharing across characters for those that can use same items
you can already share resources
woeful pecan
Yeah, psyker gets way more benefit from dueling or force swords
sterile dune
yeah I use DSIV
woeful pecan
Tbh a significant part of the benefit of the rashad was getting enough distance to reload my revolver to punch through a mauler swarm
Whereas tigris doesn't give me as much room with dodges or slides
sterile dune
manueverability is huge in this game
thats why i switched from force sword to dueling on psyker also. I can actually sprint slide away from hordes chasing me
woeful pecan
With my tigris, I usually don't have to run from hordes. I can stagger maulers easily enough
And my ult regens so quickly I can just spam it to stagger everything
It's just ragers, crushers, and gunners that cause problems
Worst case, throw down stunstorm grenade to give me time to shred carapace
sterile dune
I switched to fury of the faithful to just gap close
I was using the chant build and cd etc which is clutch but I found when running with a pug you basically are just hoping they actually do something during the chant... they usually dont -_-
woeful pecan
Yeahhhhh, that's how it goes
Tigris crit build can charge Fury in like two swings in an Auric horde
So just spam F between attacks to stagger the world
sterile dune
oh yeah I forgot fury staggers too
woeful pecan
It's the same for VT2's Zealot, which was my primary character until Warrior Priest came out
sterile dune
makes sense
full nebula
Anyone have a good build for Columnus braced auto? I mostly have mk 15 eviscerator and combat blades if that helps.
coarse birch
who top damaged
This is why fs doesnt want to add scoreboard
hushed knoll
I hate that you outdamaged me
Don't say this. Josho can smell weakness
coarse birch
He does have evidence of it lol
hushed knoll
Can you not be pooh log anymore
coarse birch
I did outdamage him in the first iteration of bleedinator
heavy arch
obviously someone from zealot chat should bea youtuber for darktide
coarse birch
Can you not be pooh log anymore
Hey you said it
heavy arch
post builds
it's a no brainer
you'd have blessing of community and established fan base
josho it's time to be a vtuber
royal vortex
i thought i had frag nades when i first was doing it
coarse birch
No
royal vortex
and then i realized i had kraks
coarse birch
You had kraks
royal vortex
josho it's time to be a vtuber
time to invest in a voice changer
heavy arch
oh my bad i was scrolled up
coarse birch
Your at least good enough to make it work
heavy arch
i bet i could make at least $50 regurgitating zealot chat advice into a youtube channel
ripe quest
who top damaged
It's true he doubled my damage there's no external influence he topped damage guys
royal vortex
Your at least good enough to make it work
are u saying the legions of 12 year olds im gonna show this build to won't be
hushed knoll
What do 12 year olds have to do with this
ripe quest
i bet i could make at least $50 regurgitating zealot chat advice into a youtube ...
I've already made like 120
heavy arch
fuck yeah...
royal vortex
What do 12 year olds have to do with this
figure it out bud
heavy arch
theres a market
hushed knoll
figure it out bud
Can you be nice to me
ripe quest
no
hushed knoll
Now you have to say 2 nice things about me
royal vortex
no
royal vortex
ur not nearly attractive enough to demand compliments from me
hushed knoll
God dammit
royal vortex
Exhiolek
ripe quest
hushed knoll
Who the fuck is that
ripe quest
Exhiolek goes hard
hushed knoll
What
royal vortex
exhiolek sounds like a tomb king
zinc talon
ripe quest
we are truly ballin
royal vortex
lmao
hushed knoll
Thank God you're no longer typing
misty mason
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/Uijn2N5tmU
I legit saw a post the other talking about how they're a 400 hour vet and it was explaining that the Rashad is good actually
Like, my guy
royal vortex
im a 6 hour vet
misty mason
How are you only realising this now
coarse birch
are u saying the legions of 12 year olds im gonna show this build to won't be
do you think stan could make this build work
royal vortex
no
ripe quest
too many inputs required
royal vortex
u dont understand the nuances of the bleedinator
hushed knoll
Nuance is my middle name
royal vortex
ur middle name is actually toe
ripe quest
Spider Nuance Stan
hushed knoll
😒
ornate bone
just got lvl 30 anyone got a good build they use
hushed knoll
stan was actually not bad
Were you expecting me to be
coarse birch
other than instantly dying to one crusher in an open field
hushed knoll
other than instantly dying to one crusher in an open field
Everyone has flubs
Just look at Josho
(love you pal)
coarse birch
Were you expecting me to be
i honsetly dont know
royal vortex
at least half of my fuckups are the game deciding i am in fact not actually living
me push burster
misty mason
stan was actually not bad
you take that back
royal vortex
me watch push input get cancelled and burster blows up in face
hushed knoll
Half my "fuckups" are people blaming me for things outside of my control (cough cough Josho cough cough poxburster)
royal vortex
outside of my control (did not try in the slightest to push the burster)
hushed knoll
My push input got canceled
royal vortex
actual lies
hushed knoll
You have no proof
misty mason
When update large fish
ripe quest
I'm realizing that many of my fuckups are due to other players being involved, directly influencing how their AI behaves. Shit is so much easier to digest when everything is just directly focusing you.
coarse birch
actual lies
he did grenade a burster in our face
hushed knoll
That crusher in our first game was honestly fucking silent as the grave
ripe quest
The number of times the big bad ran away from me was astounding
hushed knoll
I had NO idea it was there
Like it would be the same as me sleeping and you putting chicken salad on my face and me waking up not knowing how it got there
That's what it was like
ripe quest
coarse birch
how is that the same
hushed knoll
I'm an English teacher, I can use creative metaphor
ripe quest
I'm an English teacher, I can use creative metaphor
Yeah! I believe you!
royal vortex
partially obscured by fire
once it is close u can hear the footsteps and the windup
and overheads stan who has presumably turned his back to it
hushed knoll
What footage
royal vortex
i told you i clipped it
hushed knoll
My back was turned cuz I was looking for a sniper
coarse birch
thats why the audio cue exists
if you press dodge when the audio cue happens
you dodge it
zinc talon
hushed knoll
Like I said, chicken salad
hushed knoll
It's chicken salad
royal vortex
coarse birch
stan