zealot-class

[zinc talon]

surreal to say that

[coarse birch]

simply always use momentum

[royal vortex]

blazing piety hs7 is a build from the messiah crab

[zinc talon]

I went crit / rage / crit cooldown reduction on a lark

pairs well with the bible thump at least

can shave ten seconds off your cd in a good swing

but I'm missin momentum's move speed for sure

[coarse birch]

blazing piety hsword is very likely better

i can english

[royal vortex]

blazing piety on hsword feels weird cuz i can hardly get scourge to proc

[coarse birch]

yeah scourge isnt gonna do much sadly

you kinda just kill everything

and you want headshots anyway

[royal vortex]

i wish zealot's crit wasn't tied to 1 talent and 1 keystone path

it should be more spread out like vet

[coarse birch]

also josho werent you gonna shower

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-w-pepe-gif-23978425

[royal vortex]

im gettin there

[coarse birch]

i need to GAME

[royal vortex]

no darktide match is complete without bitching about something

[coarse birch]

true

[modern quail]

is overpressure blessing on the flamer still not working on burn damage?

[zinc talon]

it feels like it does to me but the math nerds say no it's still broken

[mental coral]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/pE24pU2Ouy

What a based take

[north sedge]

It does not work

[mental coral]

Wait when did they break overpressure on flames

How did they break overpressure on flamer

[spare dome]

i dont know that it ever worked

i use it anyway lol

[mental coral]

https://tenor.com/view/akai-haato-hololive-not-like-this-panic-shake-gif-17045844

[torn stream]

how're y'all?

[mental coral]

Please don’t tell me zealots have been slapping overpressure on their flamer for over a year and it just didn’t work the entire time

[spare dome]

probably

[north sedge]

It's coded as ranged power so it only applies to the stream and not the burn

[torn stream]

actually wait, I totally agree with reworking Survivalist and Chorus tho

[sharp zodiac]

I expected more downvotzs

[still quartz]

Nah, rework Smoke Nades

[mental coral]

Don’t worry I’ll get em to the -15

[still quartz]

Make that into a team Stealth ez

[modern quail]

blaze away works with the burn damage though i think

[still quartz]

[north sedge]

Yes blaze away works just fine

[south wren]

y all think i got enough cleave?

[modern quail]

i heard that overpressure used to affect burn damage then they broke it around october last year i think

[still quartz]

Not like you can actually do damage to more than 5 targets in one swing

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

[still quartz]

So yes, you have enough

[sharp zodiac]

Erhm actually it's 4

[south wren]

nah i think i need more cleave

[still quartz]

Akshually it's 3.99999999999999999998888

[south wren]

i need savage sweep t4

[still quartz]

More cleave it is

[south wren]

see you get it

idk man feels nice to get 15s cdr from 1 light attack in a horde ngl

spam fury of the faithful every 2 attacks

[still quartz]

xd

[north sedge]

Nice brick of a mk15

[still quartz]

Good

It is meant to do great things

[sharp zodiac]

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO MATH

[zinc talon]

fuckin sore loser mission director

[ripe quest]

It'll affect the direct and burn damage yeah. Sadly because it's also attack speed there's negative synergy, I think it's still a net gain though.

[still quartz]

No u

[open pollen]

Been meming around with a stamina build, and I must say, it's quite fun to stand in the middle of a combustion nade while a horde of ragers flail in futility trying to get through your block.

[mossy scarab]

I cant run anything except Fury because the attack speed boost plus invocation is so strong with an evi

[royal vortex]

@coarse birch i return

[zinc talon]

this fuckin mutant scared me so bad I yelped

jumped so hard my knees hit the desk

[coarse birch]

one min

[zinc talon]

not there not there not there kissin the back of your neck

[sharp zodiac]

Gr

[zinc talon]

I have lerndt a ting

dogs, pounce in a sequence

one by one

once that order is determined they're stuck to it

so dog packs will always pounce pack leader to last in line

they spread out a bit before they do

but now I know the order they'll jump

[zinc talon]

heh

dogs quickly becoming my favorite enemy to fight

[merry spade]

I'm going to assume you need your character to be as short as possible for that...

[ripe quest]

no

My Zealot is fairly tall

I think I maxed it out

[distant lark]

Zealot sucks

[merry spade]

So you're saying that any zealot can become Buggs Bunny and just duck under a jumping dog?

[ripe quest]

barring any weird dog stuff it should work yeah

[sharp zodiac]

I still find it funny how he got catapulted off the seat

[merry spade]

Good to know, about half my lost quick-play runs are from a random dog grabbing me while I'm trying to rescue my teamates

[sharp zodiac]

Like a god damn eject chair

[distant lark]

Just kill doggy

[ripe quest]

That's far too practical.

Can't have that.

[zinc talon]

well that's kinda anti climactic

dogs gave so much physics defying shit for so long

now they're all ordered and streamlined

[merry spade]

Try adding in a couple of trappers and a conga-line of pox-bursters to keep track of

[zinc talon]

heh I was just riding the high from home running like 4 dogs mid pounce last job

so I spawned some to get the timing down on the crusher

and bing, the behavior pattern clicked as I was fighting em

[tacit bronze]

yum

[zinc talon]

lol

they go in sequence based on distance at aggro

and repeat that sequence

if one dies, the ones behind it move up one spot

but it's just ABCD ABCD ABCD ACD AD A

[still quartz]

Me, too small brain to think about it:

"haha push attack go brr"

[tacit bronze]

until you have teammates around and you catch a pounce meant for them...

[zinc talon]

this could mean when a dog pack spawns

each person has their 3 or 4 dogs gunning for them

at least on the initial charge

I don't htink so, I think they charge without a target until they break line of sight then aggro based on distance

so if you step out in front of a dog pack

with your shield up

heroically

handsomely

those dogs will pounce in order and repeat that order until killed or I'm tackled

[native cargo]

[still quartz]

Me on a daily basis

Nah not even daily

Half-hourly basis

[timber hound]

is mobility that low a problem?

I feel like the one is the right one

[north sedge]

Not really

[timber hound]

isn't mobility dump stat?

[spare dome]

columnus has some of the best sprint mobility for a ranged weapon

i wouldnt totally dump it

[north sedge]

Not really a problem

[native cargo]

Fat cat

[spare dome]

just pouchy

[open pollen]

Happy Mondo' Fellow Zealos

Crossing my fingers we get a nice Comms or at least a shop refresh this week. Crossing them so hard, they've melded into a singular, large finger.

[spare dome]

a central finger

middle, perhaps, if you will

[open pollen]

Hey, since you've been practicing, is it possible to slide under a dog pounce?

[ivory marlin]

Hi zealot chat

How we doing today

[open pollen]

I crossed my pointer and middle, and my pinkie and ring. Then I crossed the two subsequent fingers into one Big Chungus. Now I am just thumb and chungus.

Most folks can do finger guns. I can only do finger cannon.

The Desert Eagle of Fingies

[spare dome]

Desert Feagle .50AE

[open pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/granger-smith-earl-dibbles-america-gif-13831121

[spare dome]

"ow fuck my fingies"

[zealous basin]

guys iuhh

ummmm erm uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fubbbbb!!!! :DDDDX

[mental coral]

https://tenor.com/view/kilometers-can't-measure-freedom-freedom-usa-america-murica-gif-8776986503198367525

[royal vortex]

gunker is terrible

one of those downs was me hitting a poxburster in a door and then getting an instant sniper shot from a laser i couldnt see

the other was my fault

[coarse birch]

That sniper spot was fucked up

[royal vortex]

that was one of those ones where its like

u dont know until u know

and by knowing i mean getting fkin DOMED

[ripe quest]

boomer scoreboard

[coarse birch]

I cannot fight ragers today

Im like

[royal vortex]

u cant make me install ovenproof

[coarse birch]

0 for 3

[royal vortex]

i was doing so good and then i backed myself into a corner at 90 peril

and its just like yeah its ogre

[open pollen]

I wish gunker had more blue talents to synergize with. But Psyker needs more blue talents in general.

[ripe quest]

Sorry I don't talk to people that have to have their scoreboard rows offset to fit on the page

[royal vortex]

yea

i mean the assail stuff is really cool

it's a type of gameplay none of the other classes really do like assail does

[sharp zodiac]

Thr are blue talnts

Lvl th gun

z2

Boom

[open pollen]

Luna, you feeling alright?

[royal vortex]

drunk

[coarse birch]

I need to try that laspistol on psyker havent made one yet

Game refuses to give me the deimos i want

[open pollen]

I thought the French had poison resistance as a starting trait?

[ripe quest]

If you try to smile in a mirror does it look normal

[royal vortex]

i didnt even know which laspistol i had until i loaded in and saw the recoil lmfao

they really do just let me choose a random loadout

[sharp zodiac]

L'emmener I figured one

[open pollen]

The difference is very slight.

I was dissappointed with the heavy las pistol myself. It's not bad, but it's not what I was hoping for.

[royal vortex]

it's alright

i like it but also the recoil on it is jarring as fuck

the noise is cool

but my gun probs shouldnt jerk to the left lmao

[ripe quest]

I dislike the recoil's vibe since it doesn't even affect the aim, it's literally just a visual jerk

[open pollen]

Recoil on laser guns make me :/

[ripe quest]

It's a fun weapon though, hit hard make brain go big

[royal vortex]

the higher stagger on it is p pog

[ripe quest]

I think a lack of recoil would feel worse honestly

Does the Mk X open bulwarks if you hit them?

[coarse birch]

Im a big fan of it

[open pollen]

Those photons must really be blastin' outta there.

[royal vortex]

itll keep a bulwark staggered

[ripe quest]

very cool

[royal vortex]

but it will not open it from the front

[little thicket]

This is the blessing pool for flamer

where tf is inspireing barrage

[spare dome]

t4

[little thicket]

Its t4 only?'

[ripe quest]

mhm

much like how Blaze Away is T3 only

[open pollen]

A questionable choice, if you ask me. I think they should do a DBD and tack on some mild stat change and fill in the missing tiers.

[ripe quest]

They should just remove tiers

[open pollen]

That would also work. But I like collecting stickers

[ripe quest]

Or make them like, level specific

[open pollen]

Or! You can level them up with diamantine!

Please... someone take my diamantine

[ripe quest]

Oh wow let's level up everything with diamantine

[open pollen]

I went to IKEA the other day and they had furniture made from the stuff

[obtuse stirrup]

Little question

what do I want on an eviscerator xv?

[open pollen]

Rampage, I think. I am also a fan of "Rev it up" but that's not very meta, I assume.

[obtuse stirrup]

and would you recommend it over the other chain weapons

[ripe quest]

Rampage + Anything except Rev it Up, Bloodletter, and Perfect Strike

[north sedge]

But i have twice as much plasteel as i do diamantine!

[little thicket]

ok i found inspireing barrage

[open pollen]

I have a medical condition! I gotta go fast

Vroom Vroom

[ripe quest]

It has the best Unyielding single target of the chain weapons. Chaxe will outpace it w/ Cara and Flak. With crits from something like Bloodthirsty you can chain 1 shots on Crushers.

[coarse birch]

Kinda depends on what you want

Wouldnt say its for sure better than other chain weapons

[open pollen]

A fine summation! Looking forward to seeing more of that kind of stuff in the guide!

[obtuse stirrup]

What perks do you usually go with for it?

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-wut-what-hawkeye-obcrack-hawkeye-gif-25750464

[ripe quest]

yeah it's a bit odd. Chainsword has absurd crowd damage and Chaxe has incredible ST on Cara and Flak, Mk IV can stun lock ragers and damage them. Evis is just kinda a middle ground which is goofy.

[obtuse stirrup]

flakiac?

[coarse birch]

Yeah they all kinda fall into the same spot meta wise

[ripe quest]

If you're running Bloodthirsty for the Crusher stuff it helps to rock +Cara or +Elites depending on the Keystone. Flak and Maniac work fine.

[zinc talon]

elites prolly pays more dividends for you at this moment though

the XV isn't exactly a slouch when it comes to heavy rev damage without any crusher stats

[coarse birch]

Its still close to a one shot ye

[ripe quest]

Well it depends on the Crusher BP. The entire setup is no longer great when you miss the BP.

If you're running like, Ramp + Shred then it's whatever.

[zinc talon]

womp womp

thinkin about building a shred 5% crit 10% crit damage tigrus 2

cuz the damage increases are so bonkers

it's like 280 to 550 to 1080

[ripe quest]

seeing "womp womp" followed by that is so funny

also do not do that

[copper hawk]

Slurp

[spare dome]

yea dont do that lmao

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/but-i-want-to-kintsugi-gabrielle-rose-frau-silvia-season2-gif-15581177

[spare dome]

the strikedown lights are indeed super underrated

but you only really need duelist, and it only has the super funny numbers against flak armor

[obtuse stirrup]

I tend to prefer blazing piety on my zealot builds

braindead and safe

and gives lots of Fs

[obtuse stirrup]

appeals to my angry chimp on meth style

[zinc talon]

my thinking is

if you're already at like 90% crit

all you gotta do is aim face

and since I'm doing that anyway

[obtuse stirrup]

oh btw I just wanna call out another zealot on my team just now on auric maelstrom who chad Chorus of Spiritual Fortitude'd a chaos spawn off the bridge after 2 of us got ledge yeeted by a poxburster earlier in the match

revenge feels good man

[balmy chasm]

Is this good or usable?

[zinc talon]

scoreboard's telling me my actual weakspot hit rate is just under 50%

[spare dome]

pffft

weak

[zinc talon]

so that means every other hit, I'm weakspot critical-ing

[spare dome]

i only have the scoreboards of streamers to look at for myself, lmao

whenever i queue with them

but im at an astonising 70%

people do not headshot enough in general

[zinc talon]

keep your shred and bleed up and it's very doable

[spare dome]

its also like blocking, the game ends and ill have 20-30 blocks and the next runner up will have like, 4

[open pollen]

Let the man meme!

[spare dome]

and you know it was from when they picked someone up

[zinc talon]

welp I only swap off crusher to play with chain weapons

so I know a ting er tew about taykum mayse hiddum fayse

[ripe quest]

Enough people actually genuinely do that so I just make sure.

[open pollen]

Fair enough.

[zinc talon]

didn't have shred on this one

but that's every other hit, double or more damage vs a body hit

every fourth hit, quadruple to 10x

I do not see why this would be an undesirable setup

[open pollen]

Is there a max amount of stamina you can have?

[zinc talon]

3 stam x 3 + 2 base + weapon + talents

[open pollen]

What weapon has the highest base stam?

[spare dome]

ogryns

shovel?

[ripe quest]

Because SS/Wrath + Ramp is really potent + you get to run a normal keystone.

[spare dome]

i think

[open pollen]

I mean for Zealot.

knife?

[ripe quest]

also you gotta elaborate because you aren't gettin 10x damage from that setup.

[frozen ibex]

I intentionally body shot for lacerate.

[zinc talon]

oh

ok valid maybe not ten

was firing from the hip

[spare dome]

tbh i have no idea which zealot weapon has the best stam

[zinc talon]

but these double to triple to quadruple

[spare dome]

those are all mostly triple

double to triple

[ripe quest]

wait no why are you considering the lights for that

[spare dome]

s'why you only really need duelist

50% on any of those numbers and you are laughing your way through dreg and scabs alike

[ripe quest]

I'm not entirely sure where the logic is for that. why would you compare body shot damage to critical weakspot damage at all

[hidden verge]

running zealot with heavy eviscerator, martyrdom and shaving heads is fun lol

[zinc talon]

what do you mean?

if I'm already registering the critical damage spot on the damage table from my talent build and evis buffs

all I have to do, is target the weakspot while I crit

and bam, I've gone from white damage to critical weakspot

my crit rate is already something bonkers, 30% from bleed 20% from shred 5% natural 4% perk 25% from rage talents

84%?

so aim face do critical weakspot damage four times outta five

[coarse birch]

@royal vortex i return

[zinc talon]

that is quite the jump in damage output

[coarse birch]

sorry that took longer than expected

if you are still gaming

[royal vortex]

sure

[zinc talon]

I can come too if yall have the space

[ripe quest]

Like on paper, lets assume you're running a crit setup on Evis. 85% crit chance since you're running +5% crit or whatever. Assuming Flak H1, on a body shot you tap into a 85% damage bonus 85% of the time, on a weakspot you tap into a 54% damage bonus 85% of the time (72% and 46% avg damage increases).

[hidden verge]

hardon screwed up my ax again 😭

[ripe quest]

You could just swap perks, a bit rough though.

[ripe quest]

That wouldn't ever happen though. You don't get critical weakspot damage numbers from a body shot.

[coarse birch]

yeah we have a spot

[zinc talon]

feels pretty solid to me

[zinc talon]

right on yall want shield ogryn or bible thump corruption eater zealot

[coarse birch]

either works

whats your steam ID i can add you

[zinc talon]

my number's in my name but on steam I'm DangerMagnet

oh 1sdec

they streamlined this

[coarse birch]

ohyeah i forgot i can add through FS

[ripe quest]

That's a fine showcase of the single target damage yeah. That's not the bad part of the crit build. It falls off when you cleave so against groups of enemies that 85% and 54% damage bonus fall off.

[zinc talon]

sent you my steam code

[zenith hornet]

I kinda hate the female not-agitator-or-judge zealot voice

[coarse birch]

sent

[royal vortex]

fanatic?

[zenith hornet]

yeah

I have the modulator thing

and it just kinda sounds eh

[royal vortex]

i only really like the voice mod cosmetics on ogryn

[zinc talon]

ok leavin meat g rinder

my fatshark code's in my name and sent you my steam

[zenith hornet]

Never heard voice mods on ogryn

I wish I had the helmet for it tho

[royal vortex]

the chem-safe rebreather makes u sound like a very angry cyborg

[coarse birch]

love that headpiece

need to get it next time it rotates in

[brave iris]

what do you even -do- with the Heavy Swords special attack?

or heck what do you do with the heavy swords?

[spare dome]

hit ragers with it

[obtuse stirrup]

Cycle with H1 for anti-unyielding and anti-carapace

[ember yew]

Heavy Sword mk9

You chain special attack + vertical heavy attack against bosses and crushers
You oneshot mutants and ragers with vertical heavy
You spam heavy 2 and heavy 3 against hordes
You DONT use light attacks on mk9, they are really meh compared to perfect heavies with deathblow

[obtuse stirrup]

presuming you're using a heavy sword with an overhead H1 like my mark IX

[ripe quest]

It's the best for Carapace damage. Special block canceling will do the most Cara damage an Hsword can offer.

[brave iris]

what is "special block canceling"

[ember yew]

block cancel the string on combo attack

if you use heavy and then block and heavy again

you will spam vertical attack (example)

[spare dome]

its cool tech that only sexy people can use

[brave iris]

i mean... even the special seem to do pretty piddly damage against carapace at least in the psykanium

[ember yew]

HSword isnt all that good against carapace, you can compensate that with ranged weapon and/or F ability like Chastice

You press Chastice and shoot crusher for 3 seconds, when he got armor debuff

[spare dome]

just bolber them in the face

[brave iris]

but i hate the bolter it takes like, ten gorillion years to pull out and i don't wanna animation cancel with knives

[viral hare]

I just use heavy sword IX as the ultimate m1 lawnmower weapon

I use the heavy attack maybe like 4 times a mission

[brave iris]

and what about the good ol' thunder hammers. they seem a bit difficult to use

[gaunt roost]

how does the devil claw parry work

[vast basin]

You can also do a reload animation cancel to pull out boltor faster

As long as you don't have a full mag

[split ibex]

Is crit worth bothering with on Heavy Sword Mk IX? I don't really need flame grenade but idk what to do on the top of the talent tree otherwise because the left top tree kinda sucks

[fleet zealot]

it parries a melee attack and then instantly does a fast, high damage swing

[viral hare]

thammer mains pulling out a protractor every time they’re trying to hit a crusher in the head

[fleet zealot]

not really no

chsword, evi and dclaw all do crit better, hsword likes it's big consistent damage

[split ibex]

So just take flame grenade and deal with it I guess

[split ibex]

Yeah I have shred evi XV and it's very fun there

[fleet zealot]

left top tree doesn't suck

[split ibex]

I did look at the crit table on Hsword and it's not great

[brave iris]

i'm afraid i don't get it

[fleet zealot]

hsword does heavies, EWEW is still great for never being stuck on 0 toughness

stun nade, yea some people like an offensive nade but it's still a good option

[split ibex]

The stun grenade is my favorite part of that tree lol

EWEW is just so little toughness

[viral hare]

(charging up a full powered up hammer hit with crucis and hitting a weakspot is kinda hard to do, you gotta do some camera manipulation shenanigans sometimes)

[fleet zealot]

4 points free

[fleet zealot]

it's not about amount

[split ibex]

Vicious offering is good though

[fleet zealot]

it is a constant regenerating dot in combat

[onyx solar]

gotta pull out photoshop for some of these necessary angles

[brave iris]

what on earth is EWEW

[fleet zealot]

being at 0 toughness is way worse than even being at 1 toughness

[fleet zealot]

Enemies Within Enemies Without

[brave iris]

oh right

[fleet zealot]

2.5% toughness regen per second if 3 or more enemies are within 5 meters

[split ibex]

Oh I know, but that's mostly relevant for being shot. Most times i'm not going to be in a pack of enemies and being shot simultaneously

[spare dome]

its ok

it took a hit with P13

and really

[fleet zealot]

yee

[spare dome]

toughness on dodge is just

wayyyyyyyyy too good

[split ibex]

On a much stronger tree too

[fleet zealot]

went from 8%->2.5% (technically it was 5% as a feat but it wasn't calculating correctly)

[spare dome]

that whole section of the tree down to the knives

[fleet zealot]

speaking of

[spare dome]

could just be second wind, and second wind could cost five points

and i would still use it

[fleet zealot]

as anyone tested new EWEW if it has the same bug as the old one

giving it like 4% a second or something fatshark would miss

[spare dome]

eh

just assume it still does

either way its still just ok

[brave iris]

i think i'd prefer it if Powered weapons would stay 'powered' until shut off, like the shovels with the mode switch. but maybe i'm alone in this

[fleet zealot]

It would be impossible to balance imo

[brave iris]

aw

why?

[ripe quest]

You use lights for fodder enemies.

[steel agate]

You’d have the win button on standby no matter the situation

[brave iris]

but the shovels sorta have that

[ripe quest]

Once upon a time Psword could activate like 6 times in a row and it was the dumbest shit ever

[steel agate]

But they flip back to normal when u hit soemthing

[brave iris]

yes

i obviously meant they'd depower when used

[viral hare]

Yeah ogryn’s new flip shovels are kinda just a better thammer hot take

[brave iris]

i'm not an idiot

[north sedge]

better at crushers

[steel agate]

I never said u were pal

[north sedge]

and elites really

[steel agate]

no need to be rash this soon

[brave iris]

well either way, it seems pretty fine with shovels, so i figure, why not other activated things?

[ripe quest]

Yeah Okri I was testing it and it's not better than a conventional build for crowds. It has the single target fine since an important part of Evis' normal damage comes from Rampage.

[viral hare]

darktide class chat

That’s like our thing dude

[steel agate]

Oh I just meant personally cuz this lad and I have busted heads on each other once ago

[fleet zealot]

because a lot of weapons it would just be a pain to balance

[steel agate]

It was about bricking items

[brave iris]

how is it different than shovels, then?

[fleet zealot]

power sword, ironhelm, old evi, would likely just stay toggled on 24/7

[brave iris]

alright, fair about the power sword

[fleet zealot]

crusher, crucis, chaxe, chswords would basically have to spend a ton of time toggling

[ripe quest]

I'm 90% sure that Ironhelm would turn into a bomb if it stayed on for more than 15 seconds.

[fleet zealot]

crusher actually would just be weird asf

[open pollen]

Is this new slang for kissin'?

[fleet zealot]

I do think more weapons should have attacks that partial activate the weapon

[brave iris]

why would you have to "spend time toggling"?

[fleet zealot]

or doing a specific combo

[north sedge]

shovels dont stay on though, once you attack it goes back

[ripe quest]

It sounds like it's a 'turn on until the next hit' type thing

[open pollen]

I am not familiar with the modern parlance

[steel agate]

I mean if clashing opinions is called kissing ya we frenched each other

[open pollen]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

kiss kiss kiss

[brave iris]

that's what i'm saying.

[zinc talon]

you activate the shovel, it hinges down, it stays that way til you hinge it up or hit something

[fleet zealot]

cause all of them except crusher use their activation only for single target, meaning you'd have to flip back and forth. As for crusher, crusher is a normal attack combo machine that would be a pain to use if permanently activated, you'd knock enemies away

[fleet zealot]

oh

[zinc talon]

all attacks are the same, heavy/light only differ on charge time

push block too

[brave iris]

yes, it'd deactivate on one hit, just like the shovel

[fleet zealot]

you should've said that earlier

[royal vortex]

crusher with like a mode flip would be cool

[brave iris]

i said i wanted it like the shovel

[royal vortex]

where u could like extend a spike and poke ppl

[ripe quest]

It's kinda what I want for the chain weapons. Chainsword being revved to keep up a superior damage state that needs time to cool down after a certain duration.

[brave iris]

i assumed you had used it, and knew how the shovels worked.

[fleet zealot]

I don't use shovel

besides vet standard shovel

[brave iris]

or at least seen somebody

[viral hare]

low key definitely a bad idea but I kinda want charged thammer to cleave unarmored enemies

[fleet zealot]

ironhelm

[viral hare]

Crucis I mean

[ripe quest]

Certain attacks rev it up and if you do a certain combo it just fully revs the weapon

[viral hare]

Forgor people use ironhelm, I’ve seen it so few times

[brave iris]

i assumed the shovel workings were common knowledge.

[gaunt bronze]

Fucking hell finally

My first Thrust IV

[royal vortex]

pog

[ripe quest]

I would imagine the shovel thing is common knowledge, was a big deal when they came out

[coarse birch]

pog

[ripe quest]

Zealot chat was very mixed on Ogryns getting Thammer but w/ BM

[royal vortex]

im of the (crab's) opinion that bm should be deleted as a blessing and made an innate weapon property

[north sedge]

i am indifferent other than thinking it's funny

[hidden verge]

wait, orgyn getting thammer?

[royal vortex]

because u probs shouldnt be one-shotting a bunch of ogryns

[ripe quest]

I wouldn't mind if they made certain weapons have unique stuff like that.

[north sedge]

the new shovel is an elite deleter like hammer

[coarse birch]

more unique weapon properties would be cool

[north sedge]

but better

[ripe quest]

Like a 2nd cleave value that would be used up instead of the main one if you kill with a weakspot or smth

[royal vortex]

i mean hsword already has it kind of

[hidden verge]

anyway, any class can get any weapon, as long as I get to use 2 handed chain axe like the mauler's

[royal vortex]

but it also lets u have meaningful weakspot/crit cleave

which is really cool

[ripe quest]

So Caxe has like 1.5-1.8 cleave on the attacks but has a value of like 8 stored cleave

[north sedge]

i am of crabs opinion that 🦀

[royal vortex]

TRUE

[coarse birch]

spittin honestly

[austere shore]

whats best combat knife to use for stealth backstab build? using a mk6 currently

[coarse birch]

i prefer mk3 but its preference

mk3 is better single target tho

[ripe quest]

Mk III will get the high damage stab out faster.

sorry

wrong one

The Mk VI can do it but you need to get to the H3

[odd fjord]

Mk6 is push attack spam one?

[ripe quest]

Both can spam PAs

[coarse birch]

mk6 PA is single target and mk3 PA is horde clear

both are pretty decent

although mk3 horde clear isnt great regardless

[ripe quest]

Mk III def uses the PA for single target too.

It'll outpace the heavies.

[coarse birch]

mk3 PA is still good for ST yeah

oh i didnt realize it was that strong

[royal vortex]

u can be funny and do push attack special punch light

[ripe quest]

They just come out really fast, they do less per hit.

[coarse birch]

oh i forgot about the special chain

[austere shore]

cheers, what perks should I try for on it? currently my best one has flesh tearer iii and uncanny iii

[coarse birch]

uncanny/precog

if you really want bleed flesh tearer/uncanny

perks flaniac

[austere shore]

okay thanks

[open pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/pudding-dessert-gif-1625895016792433839

Emperor, I could go for some flan right about now

[ripe quest]

ik it's martyrdom but this is a white knife

In a perfect world that'd be balanced. It's so fun to perform

[spare dome]

ur cheating tho ur crusher is made of playdoh

[ripe quest]

Yeah my graphics give me built in rending.

[royal vortex]

i judge ppl who use disdain

i fkin hate disdain

its my worst enemy

[spare dome]

thats gamer right there

[royal vortex]

FUCK that talent

[ripe quest]

That was being used for a Hsword benchmark but I just wanted to throw a knife on it and do the combo

[spare dome]

personally i love everyone who seems to believe the entire zealot tree is encompassed by loner aura alone

[royal vortex]

lmao

i wish the tree had less like talent imbalance between the nodes above the auras

i dont wanna take fkin anything above beacon of purity

[open pollen]

Doesn't that block off like, the whole top-left section of the tree tho?

[spare dome]

i do wanna

but not as much as left tree

[royal vortex]

yes

[spare dome]

and benediction is kinda too good

[ripe quest]

This is peak zealot build territory

[royal vortex]

if sainted gunslinger was 1s of suppression immunity on melee kill stacks 10 times

and gets spent on weapon swap

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-rogan-surprised-ohh-shocked-scared-gif-26533226

[royal vortex]

that would be bussin

but like the reload speed

no sir

[open pollen]

This is fine. These nodes were made for me

They're mine! Not yours!

[ripe quest]

If they swapped Sainted Gunslinger and Unremitting I'd use it more

[royal vortex]

sprint cost and impact strength both being in the same lil group is pain

[spare dome]

sprint cost kinda underrated tbh

[ripe quest]

Cuz it's like, up all the time and it can be fun but I never would spend 2 points on it

[royal vortex]

im never really doing anything that sprint cost would help with

[open pollen]

I would love to see how that plays on auric. But I am too chicken :c

[royal vortex]

cuz i just play chastise and i dont really need help running

the game runs for me

the impact strength i think would net u a couple stagger BPs on crusher if u had no impact blessing but this is territory of the utterly deranged

[ripe quest]

It wouldn't be fun but I think it'd be runnable with like a hyper meta loadout to pair it with

[ripe quest]

The +weakspot impact lets you stagger mutants with Caxe

[spare dome]

doesnt caxe special headshot already do that

[ripe quest]

The Antax is the only one by base that can

[spare dome]

oh

and the only one i use lol

[open pollen]

I am very surprised that, with how bad my country is diet-wise, bidets are not more popular. My QoL has gone way up since I got one. 10/10 would recommend.

[left iron]

I have witnessed sorcery

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lurking-gif-22179921

[open pollen]

The Trapper used "Force Push"

What a skilled sith indeed.

[royal vortex]

i think at this point the only time i particularly like ogryn's gameplay is in monstro maelstrom

[open pollen]

I used to only play Ogryn, now I hardly ever play Ogryn. Feels so much slower, despite the speeds apparently being equivalent? And of course, I've gotten so used to having a smaller hitbox and being able to squirrel up behind low cover when under fire.

[royal vortex]

my gripe is like

its such a slow and sluggish class

which isn't the hugest downside

but then u also just have a talent tree full of passive stat buffs

[spare dome]

i feel like i have almost infinite choices for movement and approach on the other classes

[north sedge]

it's too big brained for josho

[spare dome]

then i play ogryn and discover only two work in the same space

[royal vortex]

and weapons that lack complexity

and guns that hardly require u to aim or do any kind of cool stuff

or if it is cool it's lackluster (rumbler)

[royal vortex]

the class is weirdly restrictive in how u approach situations

and i in part blame this on the absolutely awful toughness regen availability

where ur 1 actual option is "hit shit" which is already a default toughness regen option

[spare dome]

good thing FNP is jacked as fuuuuck

[royal vortex]

i played quite a few games with it i just can't do it

i have to be able to recognize snipers as a threat

[spare dome]

i dont find the actual like, mechanical skill that different

[royal vortex]

instead of a guy who takes the blue bar away and then i get it back seconds later

[spare dome]

like ogryn is definitely sluggish so sprint slides dont lead into the next nearly as smoothly

but it's more environmentals that trip the shit out of me

[royal vortex]

my thing is like

[spare dome]

like leaping over a small stack of boxes and dodge teching off of it

[royal vortex]

u have the Base Layer of darktide gameplay

[spare dome]

is just not a thing for you

[royal vortex]

that u have to really fkin grapple with

because ogryn is slow and fat and a lot of ur defense is passive

but u cant like opt into a cool weapon or play around a talent that has a specific condition and reward

there is no ogryn dance of death

for instance

[spare dome]

oh man

could you imagine tho

[royal vortex]

kickback

[coarse birch]

bro

that would be

[royal vortex]

regain the sniper 1 shot at any distance bp

[coarse birch]

something else

[spare dome]

the thing with having a dodge conditional on ogryn is

that you slap so much stagger out on the field

[royal vortex]

it does not have to be a dodge condition

[spare dome]

most things dont actually finish that attack yknow

[royal vortex]

i am asking for

[spare dome]

oh

[royal vortex]

a condition

if u look at all the talents

[spare dome]

well there's ...

[royal vortex]

and i mean like all of them

[spare dome]

blocking and pushing ;D

[royal vortex]

it is

HIT HARDER

HIT FASTER

SHOOT MORE

TANK MORE

[royal vortex]

the taunt on block/push talent completely invalidating shooters as an enemy on shield

is comedy

[spare dome]

it almost completely invalidates the literal taunt ability

[royal vortex]

yea

[spare dome]

it is VERY funny i agree

[royal vortex]

ogryn also has like

1 interaction with finesse

as a system entirely

no sorry 2

there's stubbers and there's brutal momentum

[minor sage]

isnt the finesse stat for ogryn weapons just attack speed

[royal vortex]

brutal momentum technically doesn't have anything to do with finesse so im calling it 1.5

[minor sage]

and nothing else

lmao

[royal vortex]

no finesse as a game system

[ornate bone]

When I created POOTIS

[open pollen]

That reminds me. I still wish Ogryn had a grapple move.

I made an entire fan-tree just so I could think about "What if ogryn had a grapple move" more:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17l1pOxv8TePGUF9QR7BeGTOfTY8w2HaIqSY_J5laod0/edit?usp=sharing

[ornate bone]

I think I left him at level 13

[royal vortex]

like almost all the weapons have damage loaded into bodyshot stuff

[spare dome]

yea ogryns just arent that particularly rewarded for headshots or crits

[ornate bone]

He's fun, but being massive and slow gets old

[royal vortex]

and u get a fkin PATHETIC headshot bonus

[spare dome]

hell most of their shit has -CC%

[royal vortex]

i like crab's idea

where u create finesse archetypes for weapons

some lean towards headshots some towards crits others stay balanced

and u can make finesse stuff on ogryn generally more about crits

[spare dome]

dude if i clothesline a rager's face with my shovel on heavy 2 he should instantly be pinwheeling along the floor

[royal vortex]

cuz like randomly hitting a guy really hard for no specific reason is ogryny as fuck

[spare dome]

either from stagger or as a corpse

[open pollen]

Another reason I made the fan tree! I think that is Ogryn as FUCK

[royal vortex]

there's also lil things u can do to make some ogryn weapons more complex

like the mk2 club has the basic framework for some funny combos

the slap -> light punch -> strikedown h2 thing should like

have a reason for u to do it

[spare dome]

IIIb also used to be funky fun

had like eight different combos

now its just smash heavy

[royal vortex]

it used to have a juiced af unyielding damage on the punch but they nerfed it

[ornate bone]

I wish smackdown didn't randomly shit itself and I could actually just get the crit bonus by punching enemies

[royal vortex]

this is pmuch what happened when they made buffed ogryn weapons

[ornate bone]

Like dodge, it seems the game just pretends it didn't see me do it

[royal vortex]

like

[ornate bone]

And fuck me if I can figure out why it bugs

[royal vortex]

they gave shield's push attack headshot prio and good finesse

BUT NOW THERE'S NOT A FUCKIN REASON TO USE IT

CUZ U JUST SPAM H1

[spare dome]

well part of it is actual output of the weapon, but the other problem is that 90% of your tankiness and damage comes from supplementary effects that trigger on heavies

[royal vortex]

yea

[spare dome]

like the BB3 disappeared real fukken quick

[ornate bone]

Oh yeah, another miff of ogryn

Heavy spam

[royal vortex]

i would probs rework the entire top row on ogryn if given the chance

well like

the whole class really

but the top row especially u just gotta change some stuff there

[ornate bone]

It feeds into the boring stereotype that a guy of that size with muscles of that size is meant to be slow at everything

Like, for fuck's sake, a giant is a normal person but bigger

[spare dome]

if i remade ogryn it would have two talents

STRONGEST, BIGGEST, MEANEST
effect: yes

and SAFETY IS OFF
effect: gun is always firing when drawn

[royal vortex]

hell yeah

[ornate bone]

You think an ogryn with arms of that size wouldn't hit shit fast as fuck with insane force?

[royal vortex]

they give him really heavy weapons to slow him down

[ornate bone]

the liberal agenda

[open pollen]

Don't forget extra rashuns for battle snaks

Did one of the ogryn cosmetics have like, a whole keg of beer dangling off it or did I dream that?

[royal vortex]

no idea

also the more i play rock and tknives the more i feel like rock is just a worse throwing knife that kills muties faster

[spare dome]

it did

i remember it

[royal vortex]

they should give rocks cleave

why the fk is this thing getting stopped on a bruiser

[spare dome]

or perhaps i am also part of your delusions

[open pollen]

You can get a double with the rock.

[royal vortex]

oh yeah

but the enemy has to run into it

[open pollen]

Aye

[royal vortex]

the rock should keep going through at least 1 random bruiser

and i would enjoy it so much more

[open pollen]

Rock is just "Funny Ragdoll" maker

[spare dome]

yea tknives are just way too good

[royal vortex]

unironically they could halve the amount of tknives u get and id still use them

[spare dome]

oh def

id just take less risky shots on moving targets lol

but how else am i gonna practice ;_;

[open pollen]

people sleep on knives.

[coarse birch]

idk if ive ever run low on tknives

[open pollen]

Doesn't look all that comfortable to me. Prefer matress.

[royal vortex]

im used to wasting blitzes

i trained with ogryn boxes

u got 2 of those

and would only regen if u had a vet with the talent

now u get so many more

[spare dome]

remember when it was one box

[royal vortex]

i actually didnt play quite that early

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-i-member-memberberries-south-park-i-remember-oh-yeah-gif-20408218

[royal vortex]

i started right after the actual release cuz i thought it would be more stable

(i am stupid)

[open pollen]

Rock and La Bomba are my top two reasons to play Ogryn.

[median steeple]

I still remember the week of EA leading up to release

oh the dreams that were shattered

[spare dome]

i was always gonna play this game

[royal vortex]

i was on the fence

[spare dome]

$40 was an easy bargain

[royal vortex]

my buddies kept buggin me about getting it

[ornate bone]

The so-called ogrynheimer

[open pollen]

Third is heavy stubber. 4th is that new shovel they added that can 1-hit like, multiple crushers at once.

[ornate bone]

and now you have 3000 hours

[royal vortex]

now none of them play it

[ornate bone]

you fucking nerd

[royal vortex]

and here i am

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-bomb-atom-bomb-hydrogen-bomb-explosion-gif-12313452

[royal vortex]

darktide hit the autism differnet it aint my fault

[spare dome]

it really do

[median steeple]

honestly im surprised the game wasnt 60

[ornate bone]

Josh is acoustic 🪕

[median steeple]

thank fuck it was cheaper

[coarse birch]

i wasnt even super interested in it at first

but it clicked

after like 100 hours

[spare dome]

i got vt2 for like $15 and put 2k hrs into it over a year

now im at 2.7k for DT

[ornate bone]

I bought it because since EYE I've always been interested in the kind of setting 40K has

[spare dome]

ez value

[south folio]

anyways refund

[ornate bone]

And since I played Vermintide, I already really liked the gameplay loop

[spare dome]

bad game

[open pollen]

It scratches that itch. When you're stuck in, killing and dodging and somehow surviving against all odds. I love this game!

[spare dome]

bursters are silent

[royal vortex]

i played vt2 p casually

[south folio]

true, warcrime

[royal vortex]

the feel and pacing of dt is more my style

[coarse birch]

i had a very hard time going back to vt2

[ornate bone]

I never got into whatever the fuck they call those modded difficulties

[coarse birch]

not that i played it much

[spare dome]

initially i was so against the sprint key

[ornate bone]

cwdowns69 or whatever

[open pollen]

Aye, I do wish we got a few more things from VT2. Flails, Sack Rats, stuff like that.

[spare dome]

sprinting?? in my tide games??? with pubs like these????

[ornate bone]

Yeah, sprint hit me weird

[median steeple]

VT2 is def harder than DT since you can turn off your brain for DT but you need it for VT2

[ornate bone]

It still does actually

[open pollen]

Frankly, everytime someone complained about DT being too much like VT2 I wanted to grief them in minecraft.

[south folio]

beam staff 🥺

[spare dome]

i miss u beam staff

also nothing plays like Unchained

[ornate bone]

But fortunately it isn't one of those idiotic games where you get limited from sprinting by having no stamina

[royal vortex]

the only thing i dont really like is ppl wanting to go back to vt2's crafting

[ornate bone]

Open world games always sucked with sprinting

[royal vortex]

like how about we just fkin make something better

[spare dome]

yes i also dont get that

[royal vortex]

u will not make me carry these stupid books

[ornate bone]

Sprint, jog to recharge stamina, sprint, jog to recharge stamina

[royal vortex]

i dont care for the jump puzzles

[ornate bone]

VT2's crafting was kind of a pain in the ass too ngl

[open pollen]

Whoever first came up with the idea that sprinting without stamina should still give you a slight movement speed bonus deserve a raise.

[ornate bone]

tru

Love me that man

[median steeple]

the only thing I want from VT2 in DT is that bosses are worth the effort and the MTX shop that isnt on rotation bullshit

[ornate bone]

I want to buy cosmetics with money

[open pollen]

More bossess like the Twins? Yes please!

[ornate bone]

So I can see them working with all the other shit I have an refund if they have too many issues

Like I did in Vermintide

[open pollen]

The assassination target's a bloody pushover.

[ornate bone]

And so I don't have fucking leftovers

But noooooo we need to make parasitic systems for the people who are already going to give us money

[south folio]

assassination bosses' shield aura no longer shattering your toughness 😔

[spare dome]

😞

[royal vortex]

lets just roll back to patch 13

https://streamable.com/8m5o4g

i miss this

[south folio]

so true

i want my 15% toughness per warp kill soulstealer

[open pollen]

You know what'd be crazy? If you had to jump over the shockwave. Elden ring style!

[south folio]

damn that sounds pretty interactive so no

[median steeple]

give us a mount

cowards let me ride a sentinel

[royal vortex]

the p13-p15 period was peak darktide

especially the part where vet players hated every moment of it

[south folio]

TRUUUUUUUUUE

and sane opinions like patch <12 vet being balanced floating around

truly a great era

[royal vortex]

lmao

[open pollen]

Bring me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!

[royal vortex]

i actually dont know if i like p13 or p14 more

[spare dome]

i cant agree with this as it implies darcy was an implicit component of peak darktide and that is an intolerable thought

[royal vortex]

darcy was destroyed

[hushed knoll]

[south folio]

you scared me

[hushed knoll]

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[royal vortex]

hello staniel

[hushed knoll]

?

[south folio]

stan jumpscare

[heavy arch]

bring back darcy

[south folio]

so true

vet chat isn't salty enough nowadays

[hushed knoll]

Arco I didn't squirt pasta like you wanted me to

[south folio]

phrasing

please

[left iron]

[royal vortex]

the vet tree got powercrept

[coarse birch]

you

you what

[royal vortex]

and the baby was pacified

[heavy arch]

I saw the “personal” attack post and laughed

[hushed knoll]

HI FINNLAIDICUYE LYFE SHEETS

[south folio]

I DID NOT TELL STAN TO "SQUIRT" PASTA

[coarse birch]

arco

[left iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bruh-annoyed-gif-21339312

[south folio]

THIS IS STAN WORDING

[royal vortex]

i know what arco told stan

[left iron]

Wtf Arco

[ornate bone]

Now excuse me while I carry pubs with knife vet

[south folio]

you bitches

[royal vortex]

i will refrain from commenting

[south folio]

how can you trust stan over me

[hushed knoll]

You told me to squirt pasta pieces out of other pasta

[south folio]

josho you hoe

[open pollen]

They really gave the Ogryn like, everything they could have ever wanted.

Except grappling.

Or a proper fist weapon. Or a 2H'der. Or extra rashuns.

But most things!

[heavy arch]

unironic knife posting is allowed but Darcy banned

[median steeple]

The curse of language coming back once again

[heavy arch]

Criminal imo

[royal vortex]

i feel like

an ogryn 2 hander is just not gonna work

[ornate bone]

silence, sinner

[hushed knoll]

Why are you adorable

[royal vortex]

like the shovel has a fucking COMEDIC range

[ornate bone]

a door blue

[fading vale]

[gaunt roost]

can devil parry block crusher and mauler swings

[coarse birch]

i just didnt realie you were into that arco

[south folio]

balanced, as things should be

[coarse birch]

no judgement

[royal vortex]

yes

[median steeple]

yes

[north sedge]

yes

[fading vale]

with the right timing yes

[hushed knoll]

Bullets are basically squirting explosive metal

[south folio]

you've signed your death contract

[hushed knoll]

Hi Dough and Laz

[royal vortex]

but u have to do it within a like 300ms window right before it hits or u lose all ur stamina

iirc

[south folio]

thank you for your insight

[open pollen]

Eh, maybe. But we can dream, no?

[coarse birch]

you give me a death threat 3 times a day wym

[royal vortex]

and getting guardbroke from an overheads means ur probs dying to a subsequent followup overhead

[heavy arch]

300ms for perfect parry is huge

[hushed knoll]

Why are you so mean to Josho

[south folio]

it'll be increased from 3 to 4

wow i wonder why i'm mean to josho

[gaunt roost]

thx

[coarse birch]

damn

[gaunt roost]

thx

[gaunt roost]

thx

[gaunt roost]

thx

[hushed knoll]

Josho is a lil corn muffin

[royal vortex]

im reformed

[hushed knoll]

Fresh out of the oven

[royal vortex]

i am in fact not

[south folio]

proof?

[median steeple]

I refuse to believe you can change

[spare dome]

show us your corn free insides

[open pollen]

I mean, you could keep this range for a 2H'ded weapon and no one would notice, I reckon.

[royal vortex]

u will have to take me at my word

[south folio]

and non-muffin exterior

[hushed knoll]

Ok Josho you can be creamy cornbread instead

[open pollen]

Reminds me of that colonoscopy horror game folks were playing last year

[hushed knoll]

My aunt makes creamy cornbread

With like creamed corn

[royal vortex]

does she also make the turkey meatload

[hushed knoll]

Very funny

[spare dome]

that what

[royal vortex]

i know

[fading vale]

creamed cornbread

[hushed knoll]

It's so fucking moist it's amazing

[heavy arch]

ew

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/4skjxd

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-buckshotroulette-shotgun-gif-7745543681648177121

[open pollen]

"Revenge of the Colon". You can get it on steam

[royal vortex]

oh my god

i remember this clip

[hushed knoll]

We had it with the mayonnaise chicken

[royal vortex]

i made it like the day before p13

because i knew the headshot prio was gonna be fixed

and i had to have a keepsake of how fkin awful it was before

[open pollen]

Why did Darcy get the boot again? Or is that secret info

[hushed knoll]

Wait was Darcy here again

[south folio]

wow you were pretty bad at hitting headshots

[royal vortex]

witchhunting a playtester was the final straw

[open pollen]

Yea, that'd do it.

[coarse birch]

josho bad confirmed?

carried by p13 ogryn

[open pollen]

We get away with a lot here, but that kind of stuff no bueno

[south folio]

yeah josho has regenerating ammo and refuses to share his secrets so also probably cheater

[royal vortex]

and before that quite a long history of shitstirring

shut UP arco oh my god

[hushed knoll]

Wait what is witchhunting a playtester

[royal vortex]

u be vulnerable once and these ppl will never let u hear the end of it

[ornate bone]

Alternatively I won't carry because my connection is shitting itself again

[south folio]

this is the price you pay for having bad internet

(besides having to deal with bad internet)

[royal vortex]

lmao

[open pollen]

Its actually a surprisingly good horror game. Gave me the shivers it did

[royal vortex]

u should have been there yesterday

[hushed knoll]

He will make fun of your PS1 graphics 😔

[median steeple]

please dont say that when the colon is involved

[royal vortex]

i was getting netted left n right because of shitty internet causing the trappers to be silent

[south folio]

so true

dum bith

[royal vortex]

whats wrong with colon shivers

[south folio]

i was too eepy after noon to continue playing and took a nap

[hushed knoll]

When a guy walks buy and you can smell his colon

[north sedge]

sushi and fuck

[south folio]

so sad

[royal vortex]

😔

[coarse birch]

josho was quite upset

[royal vortex]

i was malding

[south folio]

mald

[hushed knoll]

It triggers me when people misspell cologne

[royal vortex]

well ok i didnt mald nearly as hard

[open pollen]

This is my life now

[hushed knoll]

Hi

[royal vortex]

as when the racist ogryn

[north sedge]

alright captain typo

[royal vortex]

denied me my parry

[south folio]

you must know how we feel about you then

[open pollen]

3:00 comes around and I cannae stay awake

[ripe quest]

At least he didn't say colon

[median steeple]

hmmmmm nuh uh sleepy time

[open pollen]

need my nap time. Nap time cat time.

[hushed knoll]

You need to take plum tomato sauce and give yourself an arcostache

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/lux4qg

anyways

look at this

[south folio]

what the

[hushed knoll]

And then the acidity in the tomatoes will make your lips chapped

[royal vortex]

i have a new appreciation for the hs7

[south folio]

the stars aligning and your bad ping having the bulwarks die some noticeable milliseconds after

[spare dome]

is your ping 1000ms lmao

[royal vortex]

DUDE

[coarse birch]

i remember seeing this and going hsword moment

[south folio]

no its his katana

[royal vortex]

it activates when i play hsword

[hushed knoll]

What are you up to

[royal vortex]

it goes anime mode