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Friend-rat, I think you're going a little insane-crazy
But you needs degree not dabbling
art degree be like, what if you have crippling debt and get a job that pays 50k, is sad
To be honest any other degree wouldn't have made a difference for me
Job market has changed so much it barely matters anymore
what's really cool is that it's the same for teachers in the US
Yep
TRUE
Those poor people :c
Jackson and Salcan weren't prepared
You'll get good ones someday but important stats are Gunner Res and max Toughness for sure

girl I hung out with a ways back was a teacher and had loans etc for getting a degree and she was like, yeah I make 43k, and I'm just like god damn that sucks
Tf what?
It depends on what you wanna do
I'm thinking of making an update to my Warrior Priest Ironhelm build and my Crit Knife Tank Build @native cargo
Could get footage this weekend maybe
It does
Yeah I have that, running 2 toughness and 1 health still at the moment, until I get better in melee and take less chip damage, then might switch to 3 toughness. Or not, apparently it doesn't really matter or makes a big difference, from what I read
But having a degree is not as needed as before
I think you got that flipped
yeah as long as you have enough toughness it's not a huge deal either way
You need a grad degree to make lots of 6 figures
I just got a bachelor's in computer science and learned how to be a programmer and that was more than enough
Nah I would've invested in trade school instead of spending 5+ years suffering in Grad school
That's ever so slightly different bc comp Sci is such a needed field
good programmers are so hard to hire without pretty high salaries in the past few years
Depends also when you graduated
Lots of 6 figures
Not 6 figures
I was trying to hire a C++ programmer and even recently out of school I couldn't go less than like 120

Well either way I'll just do my best
Life doesn't suddenly end at 25 or 30 years old
Though it does suck
I’m lucky, I’m a relatively new teacher and my salad is over 80k
Salary
Are you living in a high cost of living area?
80k Salad
this was remote hire
is it a burger salad
I could do like, 85-90ish if they were truly a junior, but not anyone with experience
I should actually move from California to somewhere a bit more not-costly when I can xd
Darn tourist state
Lived here all my life practically
Not bad
How about Ohio?
Depends what part lol
Burger salad is priceless
Ain't catching me in Ohio, Sirenhead
Nah am jk I only know like two friends from Ohio
xd
What you rlly want to do is find a job that pays way higher than the national average in a much lower cost of living state
She’s going to work in Hawaii
Yeah she sounds very free to me
For funsies
and then every damn c++ programmer I hired was an eccentric weirdo unprepared to handle an unstable environment and it was pain
Not corporate slave xd
I'd argue that a quarter million does that
I quit my job making 225 cause it made me want to die
not worth
I don't even care if I go back to like 100 I just don't want a job that makes me want to die and have no life
Yeah my work life balance is perfect
Like I don’t want to live to work
My area is really expensive tho
But my living arrangements now are perfectly viable
But buying any kind of real estate might be dicey
I will no longer sacrifice my entire well being for some bullshit job just for money
Preach
My sister started out like that
One of my friends too
He was literally working himself to death
it's just so not worth it, and it was during covid and stuff so everything all the time was work
And then they laid him off on a whim
I mean Covid really helped my sister cuz it let her go fully remote and I think she likes that
My sis was doing that too
lol i know people who work at midnight and do 70 hour weeks for less than 40k a year, so i guess like 50k US
hell yasm
Thats legit modern day slavery tbh
offer them to sit down and get paid 5 times as much
thats Llegit reality for most people...
I mean, it also depends on the kind of job and mental health
Bullshit reasoning like cashiers can’t sit down during an 8 hour shift
look lazorr im not saying its not hard
im just saying for the priveledge of 250k a year
it very much is worth it
It depends on the person dom
like every waking moment for me was pure stress and work work work and I totally fucked my entire personal life, was just not worth, no time to think about anything else
Some peoples mental health is more important than the money
i think you guys are very disconnected
Any of you lot paint minis/do commissions?
yoiu think the guy working 70 hours a week in a factory for 50k doesnt also have mental health struggles?
no social life?
wondering how to feed their kids?
people have different experiences and stuff so it's hard to compare but yes you are also right
exactly, people have different experiences
and its important to recognise our privelege
not talking about race or anything
just like
in general
i think for 99% of the human population, they would cut off their arm to have the opportunity to earn even 100k a year
Im glad i got out of my old workplace and can get enough money whenever i feel like working from home 
even if their job was getting punched in the dick for 8 hours a day
dream job tbh
I don't understand the financial struggle thing as it's never been a huge factor in my life and I've always been alone so it's just hard for me to put myself in their shoes, I've never really "lived normally"
and thats sort of understandable, but what i would say is
at least you are self aware enough to recognise you dont understand what "normal" is and that you are a very lucky and priveleged minority
I also rented my house away while im at uni for 4 years, and im getting paid enough to pay mortgage and the rent + 600 for food and other expenses a month

i also think some people experience a papercut and its the end of the world, other people break their spine and laugh about it
ive lived a few different lives in my life time
if you know what i mean
and if you arent worrying about feeding your family and having a roof over your head next week
at the same time that doesn't mean being privileged just for having money is a good thing for me, I view it as mostly a negative for myself considering what I have given up and done to myself in my personal life
you are luckeir than 99% of people
but dude
everyone has to do those things
you were just fortunate enough to get paid handsomely for it, and good for you!
im not saying you shouldnt be or dont deserve it or anything like that
I would expand on the topic but I probably shouldn't here
True, i feel the same tbh. Worked myself to death just to get a house before uni and now im sorta fucked up with near zero social interactions in any direction
right dude but guys
i recognise you havent experienced it
but other people are forced to do the same
except they dont get the rewards
do you see what im saying?
plenty of people leave school at 16/17 and go straight to working 50 hours a week for $12 an hour
not because they want to but because they have to
the people you see not really working and having a great time
ask yourselves how they afford to do that
I, uh. Worked 80 hours a week for 13 euros/h for 40 hours, and double for the rest because overtime pay.
For 4 years
yeah awesome
i did similiar, and so did everyone i know
at that time at l;east
i was fortunate enough to be able to save some of it and buy property, just like you
I mean sure, but what difference does it make if we are both unhappy, sure money is nice but it's also never done anything meaningful for me, I've honestly been jealous of having a need for it at some points
one of my clsoe friends at the time was spending over half of it on their mothers medication
now they are getting old like me and will never buy property
Ah right, US system
its hard to realise all the different experiences people can have
That sounds weird
it is
and we are very fortunate
to be sat here in the middle of a weekday talking shit on discord
oh it got worse?

It keeps morphing into something new lol
I can’t taste or smell anything
sounds like covid
I should prob test myself
you should not go anywhere except for the doctor or do an at home test if you can
You can’t take notes
I’m gonna do a home test when I get home today
I’m already at work
and that's a bad decision
cold isn't no taste or smell
you got sick a few days ago and it's getting worse

I mean it’s better than it was a couple days ago
I stayed home then
I didn’t think to test myself tho
go to a damn doctor dude
ok what if you have covid and infect 30+ people is that worth it
Don't give them pink eye either lol
I don’t think I have Covid
IF we're on about covid, current strain seems super virulent but the symptoms are mild and pass after about a week. My sister and her partner brought it along for christmas even though I asked them if they thought they should be going if her partner was feeling unwell enough to need a soak in the bath as Mum has not long had a chemo session. They gave 11/15 of us covid, the arseholes. Thankfully not my Mum and Dad but me, my wife and 10 month old son were amongst the afflicted.
I’m sorry please don’t hate me
Why is that bad
I just got it last week, thought it was the flu, until my beer tasted like ass
they do not also need ur microorganisms
Mittins why do you hate me
yeah mittins why's this so hard for you
Oof, thankfully I didn't have any impact on smell/taste. Aside from a banging headache, I was mostly asymptomatic. The cold I had 3 weeks prior was far worse
horse
Oh also in regards to my sister - bear in mind that we tiptoed around them for the last 3 years - let her off for not coming to my wife's hen do or baby shower.. we weren't convinced she was gonna turn up at the wedding.. we avoided seeing them if we had sniffles etc.. And then they do this..
Oh and no apology or acknowledgment that it was them that caused it!
sorry, I'm still pissed off about this, clearly.
How do you know they had it? Like coughing all over people?
her partner is a low key alcoholic. He wasn't drinking, was clearly feverish and achey as he needed a soak and then admitted after to having felt like "death warmed up" the day prior.
LOL yea I would have stayed home
its hard to hear u this high up
generally a woman's pre-wedding party where they go out and do cringe stereotypical ott "girls on the town" stuff. My wife isn't into that kinda thing and it was still around covid so it was a small get together party and barbeque 🙂
me when mom said its my turn on the xbox
gives u broken controller
Controller that's not plugged in "It's a two player game"
"let your sister play with you" Okay Mum!
yays
Consume controller
Its my turn now 
gives you recently consumed controller
It does need HC, the rending it gives is too great to ignore unfortunately
but youre right it could have been worse
Im telling mom you broke the controller 
it was broken before I got it v.v
So I ate it
then gave it to you
I mean revolver really only needs rending for crushers but the added damage bonus to flak and maniac is nice

Rendering actually does very little and only add relevant damage to crushers. Surgical maniac and falk armor are all more important than handcannon
A likely story 
Hmm? Why would you need flak if you have handcannom
Can't you already 1 tap scab gunners?
I mean it also helps vs maulers
Cause its the same dependency on why you headshot crushers while having handcannon to pinch through carapace
Worse? Yes. Is that revolver good? Eh.
Yea crushers is where you'll notice the main effect of rending
And where it is most significant
It'll also affect maulers
But that rending also applies to Maulers, Dreg Bruisers, Shotgunners, Scab Gunners, etc
Shotgunners are flak head aren't they?
Or unarmoured
Bro maulers are a joke and it's only relevant to the head. Rending is over all really weak for all weapon except auto guns
The revolver already ignores a large portion of the damage reduction from carapace
Rending is very good for the handcannon because it changes the BP, this is why handcannon was nerfed in the first place because prior you could 1 or 2 tap crushers
Iirc if I remeber how Rending works,
rending effects flak maniac unyielding and cara
It adds more damage the more that is reduced by carapace
Or I guess from what you said lazorr it affects all damage that is reduced
over 100% ADM the bonus is quartered
so like, flak maniac and unyielding you get roughly a 15% damage boost
Handcannon is probably one of the most important blessings for revolver imo
It is the blessing
Usually paired with some form of crit blessing
For the Zarona, surgical
For the Agri, crucian
Yeah to gurantee proc
I don't give a shit about shooting crushers with revolver, but the damage bonus is nice on other stuff
and maulers you just body shot anyways
If you can headshot maulers you probably should
nah
no reason to ever headshot maulers on revolver
Yuh uh
2 shot body shot

and if you don't crit at least you still do damage
If you headshot anywho you will do damage with handcannon surgical
the calc does not do rending
this is true
it only shows slight differences so its fun
logging in just to check these
pretty sure body shot on mauler is roughly equal to headshot on crit unless you have duellist up
even then it's always a 2 shot with crit
wouldn't change BP
Darn
maulers are 2 tap with crit
2-4 tap without
3 tap to the head
with a near perfect stat, HC3 revolver
crushers 3-4 tap
to head
also I like flak for flak ragers and the occasional body shot on bombers, and it can help shotgunners gunner BPs if you don't always crit and depending on your range
with anoint anyhow
so body shotting maulers is best?
yea
always a 2 tap with crit
and with revolver base crit chance
youll get 1 crit minimum
so
its a 2-3 tap without surgical max stack
cool, IIRC when I tested was pre cara nerf so, makes sense
What should I have for dinner tonight
meatloaf
peanut butter eggs
vile thing
If you put dry stuffing mix in your meatloaf it will absorb all the fat that comes off as it cooks, so delicious
wtf that’s fucked up how did you even come up with that
you informed me of peanut butter eggs last night
Rending plus power plus a perk for Carapace are common across nearly every class to meet certain break points for Crushers and Mauler head shots.
how is your memory this bad
chaxe/flamer build? Ok for aurics or meme?
I tend to take knife, instead of the nades, if running flamer to give me instant mid-range killing capability for specials in odd places I dont want to run or avoid.
that seems like a good idea
what the hell is peanut butter eggs
buckeyes?
something that probably shouldn't be
are you OK?
have I been living under a rock? I had no idea the stagger on the flamer
Rolled with those blessings - the thing is I am rather clueless what I want as perks
But I am happy that I can change both perks
whats preferred blessings on a chaxe?
I guess one should me Maniacs Perk
fan the flames seems goated on the flamer
fan is pointless on flamer
slaughterer/headtaker + thurst/headtaker from what i hear. up to your preference
you can chain stagger ragers with it
its only for the puff and the puff already staggers everything
you can chain stagger ragers without fan
oh lol
thanks
meeehhhhhh, hopefully this will do for now
I used to swear by FTF, but eventually I realized it was just unneeded
Unfortunately flamer only has 1 real good blessing
does auto pistol or las pistol ok for a zaelot?
based
bread
Is this good or is skullcrusher 3 a big deal? also is thunderstrike decent or do I need either hammerblow or trauma?
ah the internet, the place where you can formulate the perfect response! Where in real life, you'd be beating yourself up for the rest of the day because you thought of the perfect comeback 20 minutes after the moment had passed.
rest of the day?
years after years after years u mean
also always when u try to sleep
or driving
:3
The question is pendin still 😦
I just got 9 level 4 thunderstrike in a row
I think the game is bugged or?
Just wasted weeks of gameplay because of a useless game feature ....
The intended random nature of things 
Maybe change Thunderstrike to Hammerblow and the stamina to flak?
Sorry about that. The system just sucks for people looking for specific things.
I got 0 hammerblow on 9 crushers..

Only thunderstrike on every single one
The crusher has a very small blessing pool
So 25% chance to get thunderstrike hit on everyone of them?
Thunderstrike is largely fine on Crusher though, no?
I think it's not a balanced chance and its a higher chance for the less powerful blessings
It does not work
No way to prove that if we don’t know what’s happening server-side
What do you mean by “it doesn’t work”?
It does not apply since you need the impact to stagger and it only gives impact when they're staggered
And the other blessing is a skullcrusher must
Yeah but that's pointless
I thought there was only one crusher blessing (Skullcrusher)
crusher staggers everything regardless lol
4
You could run a purple crusher
So yes, 25% chance on blue, 33% chance on yellow, that is how random chance works
You got unlucky
Not rigged cause crusher is known here to be one of the best weapons to roll
I gave up playing the veteran because i wasted 25k plasteed
Farmed some for the zealot

Got extremely unlucky again
Obviously you arent having fun/enjoying yourself if you want to quit over thunderstrike
Whatevs
I dont support hateplaying
I mean being honest, if its too frustrating or ruining your enjoyment then find something that sparks joy instead
Who said what to me yesterday i was barely on
Its okay whaetever happened
Thanks for the advice
I'll see what happens
Thank you
I posted like, 4 ferret pictures and a talk about wound vs toughness hp curios
So fuck off with your dog piling cause you dont like me weirdo
It isnt healthy to stress yourself out over video games
Emperor forgive I didnt know we are against mental health
Jfc good for psychiatrists i guess?
Straight up if you feel like quitting and are stacking on stress from your job with self imposed stress from getting unlucky on non damaging blessings roles
You need to take a break
Nah fuck that
Ive rage played/rage qued in my younger days
It was not helpful
You arent a very good professional if you cant separate between healthy and unhealthy behaviors
Lmaoo
They should really impose lawyer rules on yall
Huh uh
You just have a hard on for me cause i literally dont know who you are
You arent even arguing against my points lol
You are just bragging about how right you are and your education like damn
Lol
You must be trolling
You are being kinda cringe rn ngl
Whatever, video games can be helpful and healthy
Saying you want to quit the game cause you got thunderstrike over hammerblow and that it is causing you stress ontop of your job
That isnt healthy
But like anything, if you don't restrain and regulate yourself they can be unhealthy
oh has another one of the daily tools showed up
not drinking is unhealthy, so pls stay hydrated!
He literally brought up his job
i just lost the game
wtf shut up pay attention to me
I like my job, I get to play with cool toys
I worked too much dw about it
jesus why are people like this all the time in DT discord, just shut the fuck up and get over yourself
I never cared for my jobs even when i enjoyed them, social anxiety wore me down and i got overworked
Oh god you are one of those types
Like god damn i didnt enjoy my 84 hour work week at mcdonalds or taco bell
I see that alot, mostly incompetent managers put into management rolls
Just block this person they are clearly trolling
yeah, they are definitely block worthy
😐
And somehow solo’ing breakfast
No one with real credentials comes into a discord chat and spouts off about their "education" and insulting people without putting in real logic behind anything
Gotta post something worthwhile if you don't want to be blocked by chat regulars
No one here agrees with you tho?
ok that's much better, now I just have a bunch of blocked messages but whatever
Not a single one

Just like having mort around
blocklists are for cowards
Makes sense
<@&735928989146939404>
I wanna teleport home and make pasta
But im an imbecile
lazor blocked me too after i called his cat fat

Ooo post block bonus
I come here for some entertainment and game chat, not to see some fuckwit insult people and give toxic "advice"
100% mod call worthy imo
if only
all of you are just getting extremely petty at this point
Now i dont even need to see the blocked messages
all zealot chat regulars should be banned
I like cheese a lot
I tend to be petty when someone open up the conversation in an extremely toxic manner
Cheese is the shit
I am not the type of person to let things go tbh
Ell the only one out here about to go head to head with a troll for justice
aight they're gonna sry for the pause was nabbin screenshots
also has the biggest blocklist here
True i wanna make some queso
Ty skeleton
I dont have that big of a blocklist
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I unblock people
It's always juuuuust right
24 hours after
Damn
I only block pieces of shite

you silly little french person
ive blocked every single person whos talked for the past 5 minutes
🥖
you're all pieces of my split personality anyway
sorry what was that mr blocked message
It isnt really about justice, i was just gonna block until i saw that slur. It just affirmed my dislike of him however
np
Its lasagna day 
options for animation cancel for the boltgun?
thats unhealthy
pls got to the toilet immediately
The reload has one iirc
hadron hates u
I also have not touched a bolter in months
This
I think I am glad I missed what was happening x.x
u missed cheese

Have you done the secret polish hadron’s metal feet minigame to improve your standing with her /j
Yea it was dumber than normal
What did the randos from in game leak into here? lol
Hard to describe
I was on the treadmill I kinda wish I got to see it
I was joking anyway, I don't really think we need to rehash whatever the bs was.
another million wasted to get a single semi decent revolver that prolly gonna brick
lets see if hadron keeps fkin me
You mean hardon keeps doing what hadron does best?
Fr
Purple is the stopping point
UNLESS YOURE BLESSING HUNTING
Then
Suffer
gambling schmambling
put maniac on it
its wasted anyways cuz no hand cannon
No? 2 lock system means Purple
Maniac doesn't get you the 1 shot BP on dreg ragers last I checked
If you're hunting blessings, you only want to see the first one to avoid extra costs 
Therefore, blue
Oh blessing hunting
But you get higher chance of T4 on gold
Still in long terms you're saving more plasteel stopping at blue
And you can still get 4's
Just less likely
Yeah
with my rng I would probably never get them
But if you're rolling
And still need blessings
Go to gold otherwise stop at purp for rolling and blue for blessings
yeah im doing both
i have surgical 4 and hand cannon 3
so i went with all to gold in case i get hand cannon 4
Ah I see
Get the straight jacket
sick
I mean I have a knife on Commando... which makes enemies take 50% more damage(and the debuff stacks infinitely) for 4 seconds...
i need advice
don't use the knife
they re asked in psyker chat 4 some reason
Ngl i would toss Hadron at the enemies
So she can prattle them to death with tech-priest lingo
fucken bowling
Second one I guess 
Seconf
Probably the second one, just because the first one doesnt have flakiac. I would use the first one if it had flakiac and your melee could deal with crushers fairly comfortably
thirf
That's 4 apples
Im meeting my weight loss goals but it doesnt feel my stomach is getting smaller
well xD my melee atm is a crusher
Wrong that is one ferret! Nice try
Hmm
Howd you get that photo of me
did the ferret just wake up?
Are u a ferret too?
On occasion
Possibly
I knew it! You haven't been carrying your weight in Darktide!

LET THE CYCLE BE DISCONTINUED
Risk of rain?
returns
What the flipnarp is that
risk of rain
It is a remake of the 1st game
I'm only familiar with one and 2
And they did a damn good job
its risk of rain 1: 2
only played the second
new enemies, new scaling, new items, new survivors
I love risk of rain 1 2.0
Oh and infinite mountain shrines
I've gotten 4 on 1 stage before, which made me have 6 for my stage 2 teleporter
I'm coming after you
To each their own, more fun for me. >:3
Please hold 5-15 minutes
I will get out of my bed and get on my pc
Can't, the scaling will get too high
Must be a pretty damn good rest
Ror r just made me wanna play ror2 more
Rorr took the best things about ror1 and built on them
I feel way less in control of my character
I mean 2d has a way of doing that lol
And the lack of a strafing lock (unless im stupid)
what do you mean?
Counterpoint terraria had amazing control
this? @fleet zealot
Slurp?
Idk
What do you mean by strafing lock?
I thought i was blocked 
Anyway, lasagna day!
If you don't tell me what you mean by it, I can't even tell you if you were correct or not lol
Light the bicycle be desk tenured !
Ok so like in holocure
Holocure
I don't know what holocure is :/
holocure
You normally aim where your character is moving
Yeah
You can aim while moving either direction
Hololive game
That workout fucking sucks my music died so I was listening to whatever the hell is playing in the speaker
I maybe stupid
Idk
I played like 5 rounds
Get off the thing to change the music 
hello, what's the difference between the two 2h eviscerators swords?
Its not that difficult
And put the game down
are you referring to how your character only fires in the direction you last moved to
menace
i think that might've been recently changed if so
Can't, it was one of those ceiling ones
ladder
Mk2 is more all-rounder, while mk15 has very high damage heavies for single target damage
oooh, thankies
Too much time consuming
Stop stringing yourself up into the roof, wtf
relatable tbh
This is how much control you have with it lol

be that person and just sing out loud lol
I would get punched for that
You can change direction while shooting your primary by releasing the primary for a split second while moving the other direction and holding it again
sing good then
So I instead humled it
Beautiful
Yea
There's only 1 character that does not have the strafing lock and if you played as little as you say, you haven't even heard of it

I mean it would be broken if you could aim 360 degrees
Some skills can be aimed at an angle, tho
the closest you can get is pilot's secondary firing diagonally upwards or downwards
like this
woooo
Faites vous plaisir au royaume du canapé (Oh Yeah)
des affaires sans faire rougir le porte monnaie (ohohohoh)
en cuir on compte,en buffle,en daim en plus les prix y sont trop bien
ou sa ??
chez canapi !
quoi sa ???
des canapés !
a gauche
des canapés !
a droite
des canapés !
devant
la porte d'entrée !
derriere
les sanitaires !
et si vou...
When do i unlock paladin if possible
Still cool ngl, if I ever try that ror ima miss ror2 loader movement
I remember liking the paladin modded class in ror2
Spider-Maning around the map is so fun
paladin is a modded character
Sadly that's a modded character, but, there are still um... 1 sec
Rip
16 characters
There are melee characters
Paladin pretty dope in modded ror2, ranging from healing aura
Merc is immensely improved on in rorr
the enforcer, miner and chef mods in 2 are all characters from 1
they both nerfed and upgraded blast at the same time for the bandit
it only does ~80% damage per shot, but, it fires faster than it did with no attack speed in ror1
but left and right shooting is what ror1 was
not if i get you first
lets go
NOO
YEEEEEAAAAAAH
put a few filters on and it could be analog horror
CURSES FOILED AGAIN
Me and who rn
The penjamin
Benjamin
button

Why aren’t you in bedge 
Its 7 pm
Prime bedge time
Why arent YOU asleep
Yeah, prime time for a nap
I can’t nap at work
Have you tried?
No
Well, how can you know?

Unless I fell asleep on the toilet
Do Finns allow work naps
Yeah go for it
is the ironhelm any good?
Tell us how it went
aight 👍
Depends on the work, its usually in the contract if its allowed or not
what is the dumpstat on the eviscerator?
I was told to post these here
mobility I believe
vs baby on airplane
Billions must die to 4 crackheads
Flakiac on a zarona revolver, or some combination of flak, maniac, or carapace?
Flakiac ideally
I said this earlier in general, darktide has immaculate meme potential because the narrative is effectively 4 crackheads soloing an entire traitor guard regiment bolstered by greater daemons and named characters
or carapace
maybe maniac flak
beast of nurgle gets close
it's not far off from a great unclean one
how come gun works on them
beast of nurgle is weirdly cute
fuck you
the beast of nurgle in this game is recovering from his cold

respectfully
give me some salt
fucking knife zealots suck
look at this lil guy
uuuhm ok?
he just wants snacks
I remember reading that beast of nurgle actually have the mind of a playfull puppy
snack as in us
yeah from the 40k wiki
and that he sees attacking us as playing
he looks like an ai generated based off my grandma's callous feet
yeazh he's still ugly as fuck though
you wanted salt!
they were talking about salt because of slugs
Can you write my contract
thatsthejoke.jpg
Depends if you want me to hire you
What can you do?
Can you draw?
Everything
Why is this relevant

Can you do a flip?
you be nice. he's trying his best.
Answer me 
I can flip you
Can you or can you not draw?
i'm not worth very much
For what purpose
Don’t sell yourself short
maybe they're hiring for drawing something
I can draw
i'm not, that's your job
I wanna go home and eat pasta
If you can draw, just start drawing DnD character art for money
People pay good money for that
And you can sleep all you want while you're not drawing
a friend of mine actually does that
cursed
someone here is gonna say cute
cute
draw me something
STOP
kawhyee
wouldn't you rather have a nice, fuzzy skeleton inside of you rather than a wet and bloody one?
what if i have one already?
Things wouldn't be able to chill you to the bone anymore because of all the insulation
Here you go
show for proof now

I forgot you made this
god how many memes have you made from zealot chat
have you played tiny rogues
So many
No
ayo wtf is this emoji
That's only stage 4, btw
it's stans aunt
I am so fucking hyper rn I think cold medicine I took is making me wired
If I were in bed I would be doing so many bed angels
i thought stan was a cute spider toe not a minion
adhd moment
SHUT UP YOU HO
Oh, I just had this last time...
@left iron see? I can draw
I am going to bed angel so hard when I get home

if you like topdown roguelikes that are kinda bullet hellish and have cool interactions I would recommend
I stan cute spider toes
I just bought a bunch of cases for my apple witch
I mean... enter the gungeon is really hard for me because of my panic gaming style and my poor ability to keep track of multiple things on the screen all at once, so idk

lmao
ok I don't like gungeon but I get fun out of tiny rogues, gungeon is a bit much for my preferences
okay snow white
Bullet hell games are probably bad for me, due to my eyes
didn't we have a snow white apple witch occurrence the other day
speaking in roguelike
there's this game that is looking pretty cool
and i dont even like roguelikes
quasimorph the name i think
Looks like it could be interesting, but, idk tbh
how cute
but ever since playing darktide, i've been very keen to try that one
is that heisenberg
I would assume so
reminds me of a roguelite verison of Doom or w/e lol
if it could stop fucking raining that would be great
Rainworld
yeah i got randomly recommended by yt a review of it that was so good haha it got me engaged in the game for a moment
But... I don't want to stop playing Risk of Rain...

how often does it rain in baguetteland
Whats the god roll for the MK XV Heavy Evis?
idk, but, it varies where I live for how much it rains/snows
uh, rampage blessing and flak perk naturally would be ideal, and then you can kind of pick from the others based on what you want




