#zealot-class

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buoyant pecan
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Deploy the Glockinator

sharp zodiac
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Doofenshmirtz

native cargo
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It does yes

maiden path
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me fighting da poxwalkers

open pollen
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Really hope zealot gets a fist weapon.

buoyant pecan
sharp zodiac
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It'd have the potential to be either complete ass or fucking amazing

delicate shadow
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Germans be like "muh highly durable engineering"

the engineering being a 400 ton steel overbuilt and overpriced monstrosity

sharp zodiac
buoyant pecan
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Glockinator for self defense

sharp zodiac
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What the fuck

open pollen
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Wouldn't mind a power fist, but bare-knucks wrapped in rosaries would really kindle my faith

sharp zodiac
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You're not defending yourself your evaporating your enemy

buoyant pecan
sharp zodiac
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Nothing but red mist

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I remember being with George Washington

lusty orbit
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i’m moving like an invasive species

sharp zodiac
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As he gunned down the British with the glockinator

native cargo
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Body goals

heavy arch
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where do you sit

native cargo
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Yes

heavy arch
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Roger

sharp zodiac
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While weird American music was playing

sharp zodiac
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The one with the flute

maiden path
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me fighting da ogryn guy

hearty lily
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Can Unyielding enemies ever be put into the Staggered condition for the sake of the Skullcrusher blessing?

heavy arch
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Yes

open pollen
heavy arch
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Unless you mean monstrosities

hearty lily
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both, really

sharp zodiac
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Where is this

buoyant pecan
open pollen
sharp zodiac
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Your names do not sound real

frozen glen
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it's paris and the weed are the french who piss everywhere

buoyant sleet
sharp zodiac
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We don't do that

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Only on Thursdays

buoyant pecan
sharp zodiac
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Yes

buoyant pecan
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a classic

wheat topaz
open pollen
native cargo
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Why does everyone I speak to that went to Venice say the canals smell of piss. Like nothing else just piss

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Specifically

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Piss

sharp zodiac
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Because it probably is

buoyant sleet
frozen glen
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it does smell like piss

open pollen
frozen glen
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the water is disgusting

spare talon
buoyant pecan
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Luna i found the historical instance you are recalling first hand

sharp zodiac
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Type of water you'd dunk the nerd in

native cargo
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Beautiful city to see, terrible city to smell

wheat topaz
sharp zodiac
sharp zodiac
spare talon
delicate shadow
sharp zodiac
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Sink it to the sea

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So it'll be all they can see

olive raven
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Im Danish so

sharp zodiac
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Will be the vast amounts of pee

wheat topaz
olive raven
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His nose is already goofed

wheat topaz
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first season was best

native cargo
buoyant pecan
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Venice and Paris are fighting for most repulsive smell

sharp zodiac
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This coffee smells delicious

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Vanilla being my favorite

olive raven
polar nexus
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it depends where you go in Paris

open pollen
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I like how whenever something comes to the public domain, people are like "What if scary?" and I'm like "Yes. What IF scary"?

I also like how most things people make are just fair use parodies and stuff that should have been allowed anyways.

olive raven
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Least it did when I visited

sharp zodiac
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Now I just gotta find someone to drink the coffee then kiss me and pour it into my mouth

buoyant pecan
spare talon
cerulean pike
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Wow frenchie

olive raven
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And I was in the nice part 💀

polar nexus
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but yeah, the subway reeks

cerulean pike
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Is there something you want to tell the class

sharp zodiac
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SHOEBILL

delicate shadow
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I liked paris but that was in 2013 lol

native cargo
buoyant pecan
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I do like the annual protests in Paris

sharp zodiac
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Nuh uh

buoyant pecan
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Fun tradition

wheat topaz
olive raven
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I love French riots

buoyant pecan
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We should do that here in the US

cerulean pike
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I love going on strike

open pollen
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Ah, so that's French Kissing, huh?

olive raven
polar nexus
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protesting / striking is a french right

wheat topaz
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@native cargo what kind of cheese do you smell like. the answer will determine if i let everyone live

open pollen
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Smoke ciggy, drink coffee, spit in mouth of lover

buoyant pecan
olive raven
buoyant pecan
wheat topaz
open pollen
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Then complain about it

sharp zodiac
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It's my own grindset

native cargo
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My cheese smell changes daily

buoyant pecan
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French Grindset

olive raven
delicate shadow
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the luna lass grindset

wheat topaz
open pollen
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Espresso distresso

polar nexus
sharp zodiac
cerulean pike
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I will pour boiling hot cheese fondue on rat

steel agate
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will the rat die?

native cargo
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Awwhhh yeesaaahhh

cerulean pike
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Hopefully

sharp zodiac
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No, that won't be enough

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You're gonna need lots

native cargo
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I love dripping cheese on me like hot candle wax

open pollen
cerulean pike
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Stab rat with a fork and put him in fondue. It’ll be like the melting pot

royal vortex
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p much just spam activated heavies. probs throw in h1 -> l2 as appropriate (i wouldn't do the push attack because hitting a head with 19 crushers with overlapping hitboxes would be pain)

open pollen
olive raven
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The horrors of war thunder money spending

royal vortex
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activated lights can be useful too depending on the type of space you need to keep kiting

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since that's mainly what ur doing vs such big armor swarms if u wanna use melee

buoyant pecan
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If I made video games, I'd throw that in there as an achievement

olive raven
cerulean pike
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18 NAKED CRUSHERS AT HAB DREYKO

buoyant pecan
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Smoke a cigarette. Drink coffee, have lover spit in your mouth.
And then complain

sharp zodiac
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The hell going on over thete

buoyant pecan
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Achievement gained.

native cargo
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Luna more like kittyflop SCpatpat angery 🤓Feral chew

olive raven
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Luna more like

sharp zodiac
buoyant pecan
sharp zodiac
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WOW

cerulean pike
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I would never smoke

olive raven
sharp zodiac
buoyant pecan
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The only place where Russian equipment performs the way Russians say it does

lusty orbit
cerulean pike
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Except like, Weed

buoyant pecan
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Warthunder

sharp zodiac
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My family is very susceptible to lung cancer

open pollen
sharp zodiac
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Like very, unironically

median steeple
cerulean pike
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I’d smonk weed

native cargo
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I did this to a gas station sushi and nearly diedededed

sharp zodiac
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Weed isn't as bad

royal vortex
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some guy asked about the CC stat so now i have to go fish my grey crusher bases out of the trash undead

median steeple
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Holy shit squig reference

cerulean pike
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Silence frenchie you have no weed

sharp zodiac
cerulean pike
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The country is a weed

sharp zodiac
native cargo
buoyant pecan
open pollen
cerulean pike
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Snoop Dogg quitting weed

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Death of an era

buoyant pecan
open pollen
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What is he going to do now?

cerulean pike
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Did he

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Ima look it up brb

median steeple
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nah it was a prank iirc

open pollen
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What is Snoop without the doop?

native cargo
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Hm yes. Testing the wine. Hmmm. Very aged yesssm. Very good. Much strength. Harvest is bountiful

sharp zodiac
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STOP DRINKING MY WINE

open pollen
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Maybe they pick up exercise, become personal trainer.

buoyant pecan
sharp zodiac
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MAKE YOUR OWN

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Infested beast

cerulean pike
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Okay it wasn’t a lie exactly

native cargo
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Btw found this on the internet and idk what hospital is metal enough to have this but go off ig

heavy arch
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I made my own glock

cerulean pike
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He did it for an ad for his furniture

sharp zodiac
cerulean pike
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He said he’s giving up smoke cause it was a grilling ad

native cargo
sharp zodiac
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NO

cerulean pike
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Motherfucker did a smoke (grill) pun

median steeple
native cargo
sharp zodiac
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It's like mexican restaurants and Goku

olive raven
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What

frozen glen
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gotta make the super pompous fake ass wine tasting noises

olive raven
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Wine tasting is such BS

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it’s spicy grape juice

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Chug and go

cerulean pike
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Mexican restaurants love goku

native cargo
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Hold up let's get the image

heavy arch
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Smells so floral with earthy tones!

buoyant pecan
open pollen
# sharp zodiac Why are they always shirtless

Surgeons used to keep their coats bloody, as it was considered a mark of their lifesaving efforts. Clearly, after learning that was a bad idea, this was the subsequent overcorrection.

buoyant pecan
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It was like a national holiday

median steeple
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hmmmmmmm a hint of berry

olive raven
sharp zodiac
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Average Hispanic Holiday

cerulean pike
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Turning leux into a raisin

buoyant pecan
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Mmm so you mean to tell me they used grape in the making of this alcohol?

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What were the nitrogen levels of the soil?

buoyant pecan
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Exquisite

olive raven
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“It’s not champagne if it isn’t from- shut the fuck up and drink.

buoyant pecan
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Yes yes

frozen glen
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mmmmmmm you can taste the wood of the barrel it was stored in

median steeple
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God I love water

olive raven
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It’s alcohol, drink.

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Don’t fucking

sharp zodiac
olive raven
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Be all fancy

olive raven
cerulean pike
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Gonna call red wine purp drank from now on

olive raven
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I just downed 8 glasses

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Cause the sober ppl gave their glasses to me

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All I knew was

frozen glen
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leux

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are u accepting strangers drinks

olive raven
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One would be fire with filet mignon on

olive raven
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It’s the spice of life

frozen glen
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ur like cica

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oh my god

cerulean pike
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Leux have this totally untampered with drink

olive raven
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Red I’m worse than Cica tf you mean

buoyant pecan
olive raven
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I just type

buoyant pecan
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And enjoy

heavy arch
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I live in a neighborhood being gentrified by tech whities. Across the streeet is a small ghetto convenience store. Couple weekends ago I walk in and there’s white ppl in suits drinking wine.

The shitty ass dirty convenience store was one of the stops for their wine tasting tour

olive raven
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Semi normally

cerulean pike
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Yeah she’s gay

cerulean pike
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And a software engineer

heavy arch
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imagine 20-30 rich ppl in suits and dresses drinking wine in a bodega it was bizarre

olive raven
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I’m not a software engineer

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Holy fuck

open pollen
native cargo
cerulean pike
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That’s what they all say

frozen glen
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leux is a computer scientist

olive raven
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One fucking second

frozen glen
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damn

olive raven
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Grabbing my fucking job offer acceptance

cerulean pike
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Engineers software

native cargo
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I am a rat

open pollen
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Do they solve practical problems?

cerulean pike
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Shut up rat

open pollen
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I only have a BS degree in computer science.

native cargo
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I am rat

olive raven
median steeple
cerulean pike
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I’m too lazy to meme that job offer

sharp zodiac
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The chaos emerald

open pollen
olive raven
cerulean pike
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Someone else change electrical to software for me

open pollen
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Nice try

heavy arch
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I’m 12 years into a corpo career and I’m still not sure what I do

cerulean pike
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My hungry ass could never be an engineer

buoyant pecan
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I'd eat all my co workers

cerulean pike
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BREAD board?

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Hand it over

olive raven
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Can zealot chat be like

cerulean pike
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(I have a diploma in mechatronics)

olive raven
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Normal for once

blazing fossil
cerulean pike
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Leux you say that as if you’re normal

heavy arch
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I am the boss

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No ones having sex with me wtf

buoyant pecan
blazing fossil
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everyone has a boss

open pollen
buoyant pecan
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Luex you've never seen a fellow human specimen and ponder what it would be like to sunder their flesh?

open pollen
olive raven
heavy arch
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I am a former coke addict so yes

cerulean pike
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How big of a copper ball we talkin

open pollen
sharp zodiac
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Hah

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Balls

open pollen
sharp zodiac
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I mean

olive raven
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Luna

sharp zodiac
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Don't Luna me

cerulean pike
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Frenchie

heavy arch
olive raven
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Luna how the fuck do you have 58k twitter posts

sharp zodiac
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DONT FRENCHIE ME

olive raven
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What the fuck

buoyant pecan
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No the herb itself being inhaled into the lungs

open pollen
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If the French are doing it, its wrong

sharp zodiac
digital steeple
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so...anyone willing to help me get my last penance needed out of all classes....just a flesh wound? 🥲

cerulean pike
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Mon Cheri.

blazing fossil
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I watched a dude run a scissor lift into power lines once. Luckily he did it remotely on the ground. Blew the lines up in bluish fire

cerulean pike
open pollen
cerulean pike
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(Like me)

sharp zodiac
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My old one had 100k

median steeple
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Electrical fires are crazy

cerulean pike
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Actually how many do I have

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I should link my Twitter

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Brb

median steeple
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Ohno

heavy arch
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add me on Facebook I made a profile for my zealot

blazing fossil
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The guy who came out to fix the lines told the dude “Your fucking stupid and lucky to be alive”.

native cargo
olive raven
sharp zodiac
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Warp rat

heavy arch
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who wants to play Darktide

open pollen
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I actually worked for my Uncle doing electrical work. Mostly running wires for fire and security systems. I was the only one thin enough to fit into the ceiling.

heavy arch
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the wagie hours are over

native cargo
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I am rat

sharp zodiac
cerulean pike
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Nvm I forgot my password and I’m too lazy to get out of the bed rn

open pollen
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Grunt work, not like, propah electrical stuff

native cargo
open pollen
sharp zodiac
cerulean pike
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Frenchie no

open pollen
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What do the french put on their pizza anyways?

cerulean pike
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Sadness

heavy arch
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French fries

cerulean pike
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And frogs

open pollen
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Ciggy butts?

sharp zodiac
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No

open pollen
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I really don't know much about the French

sharp zodiac
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That's out icecream

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Iro

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Our

cerulean pike
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Mon Cheri you had coffee not wine how are you typing drunk

heavy arch
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are you eu cuz I don’t play with eu sry

sharp zodiac
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Damn

open pollen
sharp zodiac
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Unfortunate

heavy arch
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ping too bad

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unplayable F

cerulean pike
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Maybe get good

delicate shadow
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just play on 300 ping, it's easy

heavy arch
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Maybe you fly me to Europe

cerulean pike
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It is easy

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I play america and EU while living in asia

heavy arch
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it’s 2024 I have internet gaming standards sorry

cerulean pike
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just git gud

heavy arch
olive raven
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I like how

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Zealot chat is so unhinged

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That I can somehow be the normal one

north sedge
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no, i am the normal one

heavy arch
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what makes you think you’re the normal one

open pollen
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Being normal here makes you weird

olive raven
wheat topaz
heavy arch
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fair

open pollen
olive raven
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What even

heavy arch
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I lower my power level here im afraid of being banned

olive raven
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Is that from

open pollen
north sedge
heavy arch
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Go too hard on the autism and you get Darcy’d

olive raven
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That looks like a worse Tusk

open pollen
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It only pig in mask, what so bad about it?

cerulean pike
ripe quest
heavy arch
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Normal people freak me out

median steeple
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MAN

heavy arch
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All they talk about is recipes and fucken idk

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Lawn care

median steeple
open pollen
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Oh! How much they love their family!

heavy arch
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Sure that too but normie discords I mean

olive raven
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As I said

open pollen
olive raven
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Compared to zealot chat

left iron
heavy arch
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huh

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no

open pollen
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Well shit, what else do normies do on discord?

median steeple
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talk idk

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what else is there to do on discord?

open pollen
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Trade garfield comics?

delicate shadow
sharp zodiac
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It's tradition

cerulean pike
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what

royal vortex
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the perfect specimen

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spending 3 million ordos on crushers won't wasted

sharp zodiac
heavy arch
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All that to answer a discord question

open pollen
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Forget the Ordo Hereticus, I need dah Ordo docketicus!

spare dome
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you havent even upgraded it yet

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thats how i know ur coping

royal vortex
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no i know the answer now

heavy arch
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josho tyfys

royal vortex
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i needed to figure out if stagger BPs are effected by crowd control anyways

buoyant pecan
royal vortex
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that guy just expedited the process

buoyant pecan
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No 80% stats

royal vortex
olive raven
royal vortex
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i couldve nabbed t4 trauma off it for the stickerbook

buoyant pecan
royal vortex
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but i need it

sharp zodiac
royal vortex
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for science

open pollen
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This crowd is out of control

spare dome
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science stick of science

royal vortex
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o im never using this piece of shit lmao i just need it for research purposes

spare dome
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yeah im pretty sure you already had a perfect one or w/e

royal vortex
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i have like

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multiple perfect ones

olive raven
left iron
royal vortex
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i spent way too much on these fkin things cuz i wanted all the different perk combos

olive raven
sharp zodiac
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But didn't even give us a guide on the crusher ogryn smh

placid fiber
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Poor ogryn was getting frustrated during the run. After I made sure they didn't die we managed to pull ourselves together better and work pretty well

royal vortex
placid fiber
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They said "I quit....."

open pollen
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What is it good for? Crushers and Maulers? I heard Ragers are more resistant to stagger than they are to dying.

sharp zodiac
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Man i have a urge to eat an apple friter

royal vortex
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33% is 19.15 light attack stagger and 14.15 heavy attack stagger

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whatever the fuck that means

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i don't think this tooltip is particularly

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actually i have the inspect screen which would probably show more

open pollen
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Would love a damn bestiary.

old badger
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I'm not even sure that my revved eviscerator staggers them

sharp zodiac
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Zarona melee meta

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59 damage, too op

heavy arch
native cargo
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I have the urge to do the binki twinKi

royal vortex
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33% cc h2 stagger values

cerulean pike
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I’ll hit you with a zarona

old badger
sharp zodiac
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Like to see you try that

heavy arch
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Guild wars

old badger
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no

royal vortex
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79% cc h2 stagger values

heavy arch
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ok nvm idk u

native cargo
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Zarona more like sniffa

sharp zodiac
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Bole has personally erased you from memory

royal vortex
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oh i think i get this

open pollen
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"This is a crusher, it's all carapace, it has X health on Damnation. Its stagger levels are X/Y/Z." etc etc

royal vortex
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the actual cc stat is showing impact values for l1/h1 bodyshots

heavy arch
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I have a very smooth and efficient brain

royal vortex
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thats fucking USELESS wow

heavy arch
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Oh it’s just impact

open pollen
native cargo
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Rip cc

open pollen
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Brain too small, coch too big

native cargo
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Oh well I got a lovely crusher roll anyways

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Legit put all my luck into it

royal vortex
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@buoyant sleet crowd control governs attack speed and impact. it's a 6.4% difference between 33% (it gives +5.2%) and 80% (it gives 11.6%), for the purposes of stagger breakpoints a low CC stat seems to have minimal to no impact (60% is +9.09% vs 11.6% attack speed)

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and this is testing with 33% (i do have a 60% CC crusher which similarly has no trouble staggering things)

sharp zodiac
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I got one with hammer low now

open pollen
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I hope we get some comms tomorrow.

native cargo
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"But there's a small improvement?"

sharp zodiac
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No

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Because you ray

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Ra

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Yat

heavy arch
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how much worse is attack speed compared to 70%+

sharp zodiac
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Rat

royal vortex
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the more noticeable stat loss is the attack speed but it's very marginal anyways, zealot gets a lot of +attack speed from the tree

open pollen
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Ra-Ra-ooh-la-la

native cargo
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Luna. Tell me if this makes you laugh ahem

royal vortex
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i wouldn't dump it

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but if you get stuck with a low CC it seems to be mostly marginal performance differences

heavy arch
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yeh crusher is already easy to build

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but good to know thx

royal vortex
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i'll update the guide to include a part about this

sharp zodiac
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RAT TELL ME THE JOKE

royal vortex
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hadn't done so since i hadn't gone and tested different CC values

sharp zodiac
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ANTICIPATION

left iron
open pollen
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"Bad Romance" is French song, yes? Is national Ant thumb.

native cargo
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Sorry isp is literal dog shit today anyways AHEM

open pollen
native cargo
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Nvm apparently my internet is bad enough to not load emojis so I guess the joke is ruined

sharp zodiac
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NOOOOOOOOO

native cargo
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I love my dog shit ISP

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Taking them literal hours to fix whatever is going on

median steeple
open pollen
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We need locally run ISPs. That'd really kick em in the pants

left iron
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Sounds like your ISP was the punchline

native cargo
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It boutta be a punchline in national news in 30 minutes

sharp zodiac
native cargo
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Got slibby here ready to strap on the bomb vest

delicate shadow
open pollen
sharp zodiac
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Anyways

sharp zodiac
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Off to play late night darktide listening to the ultrakill ost

open pollen
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hmm. Good choice

native cargo
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I can smell

sharp zodiac
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When the moon comes

native cargo
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The winds of fate

median steeple
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Bug lore

olive raven
native cargo
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I am gonna have my rat clan drag the moon

olive raven
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Didn’t stutter old ass

open pollen
sharp zodiac
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Late 20s

native cargo
olive raven
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Or is your hearing that bad already Incan

open pollen
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I guess that makes sense

sharp zodiac
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Uncle Grandpa

native cargo
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Incan is older than me so i can say that

left iron
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Young people Peepo_Old

sharp zodiac
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He's almost 10 years older

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Than me

olive raven
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Imagine not being 20

left iron
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Imagine being a zoomer lmaoo

sharp zodiac
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GIMME 9 MORE MONTHS

left iron
open pollen
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I putter

olive raven
open pollen
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putt-putt

ripe quest
native cargo
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People below the age of 20 are abominations. They must be aged up or purged so sayeth the crab

left iron
olive raven
open pollen
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No exercise.

sharp zodiac
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The crab

open pollen
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Just anger.

sharp zodiac
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What's the crab

native cargo
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The crab that dominates all

ripe quest
native cargo
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The crab that formed the universe

sharp zodiac
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I think that was some old huy

olive raven
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I need to find ppl to play warthunder with

open pollen
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According to science. Crab optimal

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Crab maxxing

olive raven
sharp zodiac
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I used to play it

For like 10 minutes

olive raven
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Its objective

native cargo
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He said pincer click and made life

sharp zodiac
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Mr 'rabs offpsirnt

ripe quest
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I don't think Darcy ever specified a specific age

open pollen
#

Cosmic Crab

native cargo
#

What the hell did you say

open pollen
#

Ketamine Krab

#

scuttle scuttle

sharp zodiac
#

Mr krabs offspring

native cargo
olive raven
#

Then

sharp zodiac
#

God you need to understand

native cargo
#

I had to decipher it

sharp zodiac
#

Better

olive raven
#

Just say your age

native cargo
#

Get the Rosetta stone out for that one

royal vortex
#

4

native cargo
#

Luna you need to

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Finger the keyboard better

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Yeah

#

That

royal vortex
#

why is the default crusher model so low T

sharp zodiac
#

This dude

native cargo
#

Cus it bad

royal vortex
#

this looks sad

native cargo
#

New Luna lore btw

royal vortex
#

this is IMPOSING

south folio
#

sure

open pollen
sharp zodiac
#

Lore

native cargo
royal vortex
#

@south folio help i had to consecrate more crushers

south folio
#

you fuckin addict

native cargo
#

You were there when Mr krabs clicked his pincers and made life

spare dome
#

crushers? i hardly know her

royal vortex
#

someone

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ASKED

royal vortex
#

about crowd control

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and if 60% was too low for it

sharp zodiac
#

I wouldn't ever be old enough to experience that

royal vortex
#

and the answe ris NO it's not

north sedge
#

josho, i have a question about crushers

native cargo
#

19 trillion years old

royal vortex
#

33% even is fine

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if ur answer is "how do i use it" the answer is light special spam

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if ur question

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i mean

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good lord

open pollen
ripe quest
# olive raven Just say your age

I've seen people say they're my age and a mod does the whole "oh you shouldn't put your age and so and so" so I've just avoided doing so. My hint is that I'm 6'4 and older than 15.

royal vortex
#

im melting

north sedge
#

no

#

my question is: can you buy some more crushers?

royal vortex
#

NO i only have 300k ordos

sharp zodiac
#

Stock market crash of crushers

ripe quest
north sedge
#

please?

left iron
royal vortex
#

these were bases i had already collected

royal vortex
#

I HAVE SO MANY

sharp zodiac
#

Inflating the market

open pollen
#

Biggest babby

native cargo
ripe gorge
#

Praise the Omnissiah. Does anyone know if this misses any cleave/shred breakpoints?

north sedge
sharp zodiac
#

What if not

left iron
#

Is someone holding you hostage and forcing you to buy more and more crushers?

north sedge
#

also my crusher is already good

native cargo
#

Inflation!?!?!? catwiggle

left iron
#

Blink twice if you need help

royal vortex
#

no

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i am doing it

#

out of PASSION

left iron
#

Oh, then you have no hope

sharp zodiac
left iron
#

Im sorry

royal vortex
#

if mittins were here he would make some sort of snide remark about dopamine

sharp zodiac
#

Money kind

open pollen
native cargo
#

Money makes people fat

sharp zodiac
native cargo
#

Stop being rich

north sedge
#

as an official latino, josho is full of fiery passion

ripe quest
spare dome
#

a spicy bottom you say

royal vortex
#

official latino

#

he has his permit

open pollen
sharp zodiac
#

You people

native cargo
#

Luna funny moments

sharp zodiac
#

Machines

ripe quest
#

Oh Josho did you see that thing where with Perfect Strike certain Hsword lights can hit like 320 cleave against Carapace

sharp zodiac
#

Blood being your fuel

royal vortex
#

i did

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sounds about right for fs

open pollen
royal vortex
#

i wish more armor types had unique cleave interactions so that perfstrike could be like

lone pecan
royal vortex
#

more useful

olive raven
sharp zodiac
#

If my pizza is still floppy I'll be mad

native cargo
#

What if we had cleavage instead of cleave

olive raven
open pollen
#

hmm, no one likes dah floppy zah

olive raven
spare dome
#

i prefer my zahs firm and erect

sharp zodiac
open pollen
#

Real New York style zah. So floppy you gotta fold it to hold it

native cargo
#

Floppy food

lone pecan
ripe quest
# lone pecan What does that mean in practice?

In-game I notice the effect of a cleave blessing but what Rampage gives you is more than enough to be safe using the lights for crowds of fodder and bruisers. It's preferential since the 2nd blessing on the XV isn't a major difference.

open pollen
#

Its gotta be floppy to get most of dah grease off it

sharp zodiac
royal vortex
open pollen
ripe quest
spare dome
#

imo wrath on XV is just so you can more reliably keep ragers and maulers locked down in a thick fight

left iron
north sedge
#

lol

royal vortex
#

ofc

spare dome
#

XV doesnt really seem to need any

royal vortex
#

i wouldnt know ive never paid attention while using the xv

ripe quest
#

XV with a cleave blessing and punishment is kinda fun

spare dome
#

if youre lucky you donk one on the head before they start their combo and they just jiggle forever as you light chain them

royal vortex
#

i just mash buttons and come out 25-30 mins later with more ordos

spare dome
#

yeah rofl

royal vortex
#

gettin that BAG

spare dome
#

i love it, its just xsword but it revs

native cargo
open pollen
sharp zodiac
#

It's still floppy

open pollen
#

It's a vicious cycle

sharp zodiac
#

Whatever

#

I haven't eaten in 12 hours so I'm hungry

open pollen
#

The real hero we need right now

native cargo
#

Did you unplug the crust and plug it back in

cerulean pike
#

What

#

Mon Cheri go get food

#

you dumb bi

open pollen
sharp zodiac
native cargo
#

Nah they need the hat man treatment

#

Luna

fleet zealot
#

that's not the hat man

native cargo
#

Unplug and plug your crust back in

fleet zealot
#

that's alucard from hellsing

sharp zodiac
#

Didn't work

native cargo
#

Well I'm outta ideas

#

Also

open pollen
native cargo
#

Hmm yes very similar

ripe quest
open pollen
olive raven
#

I find that blessing irrelevant personally

ripe quest
#

He was talking about cleave blessings on the Mk XV in general

fleet zealot
#

perfect strike is just a worse, less consistent version of wrath/savage sweep besides the weird armor ignore mechanic

ripe quest
#

It's fun for the Mk II with a Perfect Strike + Shred setup

#

80% crit chance and being able to cleave into like 4 Crushers is kinda fun.

lone pecan
#

If you don't run crit on the evis what do you use as a second blessing then after rampage, if the cleave blessings are not great?

fleet zealot
ripe quest
#

The XV everything except Rev it Up, Perfect Strike, and Bloodletter are equal footing for the 2nd blessing imo

azure mortar
#

martyrdom veteran when ?

blissful sinew
left hare
#

is there a better build than mk 4 assualt chain axe mk 2 las pistol crit/charge. I cannot find a better build than this for my play style. The chain axe deletes crushers and ragers. the pistol one or two shots all human controllers snipers eleets. the horde clear from the fire nade and the heavy swing on the chain axe

#

extreme boss damage

lone pecan
#

So in a perfect world you get a MK 15 that rolls with rampage so you can change the second blessing based on if you want to run crit or not

left hare
#

no weakness?

olive raven
#

Cleave on mk2 is good

#

I just think perfect strike is the worst cleave blessing

lone pecan
#

Maybe Melk will be kind enough and sell a nice MK 15 someday, because Brunt and Robolady don't like me

ripe quest
fleet zealot
#

the unrev'd heavies just clear through horde

left hare
#

right i agree

#

im saying i dont see any disadvantages

fleet zealot
#

you should probably take a crit melee and build around crit for laspistol

#

like a mk15 evi with shred rampage

#

oh

#

i misread

left hare
#

tried that the heavy chain axe is better for crushers

sharp zodiac
#

Ahh

#

That wasn't too bad for being floppy

ripe quest
#

If you want to be more extreme with the build you could up it to a Mk XII Chaxe and use a Kant Shotgun or Flamer.

#

But otherwise the only 'better build' you'll see is just the same build with better perks, blessings, and talent choices.

blazing fossil
left hare
#

not as good

ripe quest
#

All the Hswords will outmatch a Chaxe for horde clear.

fleet zealot
#

rashad and heavysword can kill more elites per swing

blazing fossil
#

But HS carapace damage is uhhhhh like 0

left hare
#

right

blazing fossil
#

Might even be negative

sharp zodiac
#

Won't stop me from special to overhearing

ripe quest
#

Special spam does ok, many run a ranged weapon that covers Carapace.

sharp zodiac
#

I do enjoy stunlockint baulwarks with the HS special when their shield Stam breakd

fading vale
#

hsword outpaces every weapon on non ogryns and maulers by a good margin, maybe except rashad

royal vortex
#

if u have 6 stacks of marty the hsword special does ok on crushers

#

a very worthwhile contribution to the discussion i know

blazing fossil
#

Rashad I think lags behind on maniac

narrow grove
#

I'm relatively new to the game but alot of people mention alot of different weapons being really strong ie: heavy sword mark 9, but when I use them I struggle against enemies like maulers and carapace enemies/unyielding enemies. It feels like im missing something when I could be using an eviscerator or thunder hammer to literally deal with every situation.

fading vale
#

Rashad is cracked on maniac, just light spam and done

fading vale
buoyant sleet
#

@royal vortex thank you for answering my question about the CC stat

#

here's a pic of my Crusher that I rolled today

narrow grove
#

ok but why a heavy mark 9 over an eviserator ever then, just hordes with specific perks?

blazing fossil
fading vale
#

chastise downgrades armor for 3 seconds on ranged weapons, cara to flak and flak to unarmored

royal vortex
bronze crow
#

This was from the op of the Reddit post with the oneshot hammer

fading vale
spare dome
#

yea heavy sword is an absolute lawn mower

fading vale
#

eviscerator isn't going to touch the clear of hsword

royal vortex
#

hsword also gets access to deathblow, which allows you to ignore damage falloff and cleave for up to 4 targets so long as you hit weakspots and one-shot them

ripe quest
#

Laz have you ever compared Chainsword to Hsword horde clear by chance?

#

I've seen nutty numbers from both so I'm curious to see which is better

royal vortex
#

which means with certain setups/ult usage you can dumpster a group of elites like ragers or gunners very quickly

fading vale
#

for pure horde clear chainsword is bonkers IIRC but for some reason people dropped it

digital yacht
#

They need to buff hammers

fading vale
#

after a fake nerf

royal vortex
#

i would assume a deathblow 9 beats it in bruisers though

ripe quest
#

Yeah it's like 5 seconds for 50

royal vortex
#

but i could be wrong

blazing fossil
#

Isn’t HS6 preferred over the 9 for the moveset?

royal vortex
#

i let other ppl handle the super tedious number crunchy stuff

royal vortex
#

its literally just whichever u like

#

they're all fantastic weapons

blazing fossil
#

Yea I love HS6 with blades of faith and bolter.

ripe quest
blazing fossil
#

I could run grenades but the bolter takes 20 years to pull out and ready

fading vale
#

deathblow makes hsword extremely silly more or less, but it's still incredibly good with headtaker rampage

ripe quest
#

They're all good

blazing fossil
ripe quest
#

The VII does a tiny bit better for Dreg Ragers iirc

left hare
#

regarding the HS what do you think about perfect strike?

ripe quest
#

bad

fading vale
#

yeah, bad

royal vortex
#

cool conceptual blessing not much use for it though

left hare
#

why?

royal vortex
#

doesn't do enough to warrant bringing it over any of rampage/headtaker/deathblow

ripe quest
#

Hsword has great powerhouse blessings and Perfect Strike just gives it something it doesn't really need

left hare
#

makes sense

fading vale
#

because it doesn't do anything useful for you on an hsword versus other blessings

left hare
#

you dont need the hit mass reduction

#

and other blessings are better

#

check

royal vortex
#

ignoring armor stop on crit is cool, but hsword doesn't have any innate way to boost crit chance and you take a huge damage loss if you don't have the aforementioned blessings

fading vale
#

you can run perfect strike on the new evis for light spamming crushers but like, that's kind of weird

ripe quest
royal vortex
elfin atlas
#

whats the dump stat on eviscerator mk15? mobility?

fading vale
#

dump stat on every melee is either defences or mobility

ripe quest
#

Mobility, Cleave Targets has a small range so it isn't a huge loss if it's a bit low.

royal vortex
#

yeah, if you get stuck with a low cleave targets that's not the biggest loss either

fading vale
#

you can also semi dump crowd control

ripe quest
#

It might've been kinda good with the Hand Cannon bug though

elfin atlas
#

what if I have to choose between damage or penetration on eviscaerator, which is more important cause i have 2 diff ones

fading vale
#

damage

elfin atlas
#

gotcha

fading vale
#

damage scales everything

#

pen scales flak and cara

onyx lodge
#

what change on this?

fading vale
#

momentum to rampage and block to flak

sharp zodiac
#

Oh god

coarse birch
#

yeah

fading vale
#

or block to cara for 1 shotting crushers

coarse birch
#

laz's idea is probably the best

#

its a little bricked

frozen glen
#

its fiiiiiiiine

lone pecan
#

Hadron claims another one

onyx lodge
#

i have savage sweep lol in 4

coarse birch
#

you still want rampage

#

rampage is like the one blessing on mk15 you for sure want

royal vortex
#

i need to find a crusher with a 0% crowd control stat

coarse birch
#

do you

royal vortex
#

i do

#

actually

coarse birch
#

is that really something you need

lone pecan
#

It's for science

royal vortex
#

the crusher guide requires it

spare dome
#

make an alt

fading vale
royal vortex
#

i already have a lvl 12 zealot

#

that i used to farm manstopper/flechette

royal vortex
#

which sent me down a bit of a rabbithole

#

33% cc vs 80% on crusher doesn't seem to have a meaningful difference on stagger bps so long as u have an impact blessing

fading vale
#

sounds like enough science to me

royal vortex
#

No.

coarse birch
#

is CC just stagger

#

i thought it was more than that

royal vortex
#

stagger/attack speed

coarse birch
#

or is that per weapon

royal vortex
#

most weapons are stagger/attack speed

#

ogryn shovels don't have a listed attack speed increase

#

which could be true or could be a ui error who fkin knows

#

shotguns used to have a different damage table on the inspect screen for ADSing but they fkin removed it and havent put it back iirc

spare dome
#

yes

fading vale
#

but also 51% CC on hammer is only like, a 3% attack speed loss or something so it's not a huge deal

spare dome
#

still bothers me

royal vortex
#

57% power output

north sedge
#

josho, crusher question, can you buy some more?

royal vortex
#

hmmmm

#

i think this scaling is a bit more important than cc

coarse birch
#

yeah id call that significant enough id care

fading vale
#

hey josho my crusher just doesn't do any damage, I'm light spamming and special spamming any nothing dies like what's going on

royal vortex
#

oh you have to stack 3 stam curios and push attack everything

#

common mistake

frozen glen
#

josho how important is the damage stat on crusher

coarse birch
#

josho how do i use crusher light spamming the horde doesnt work

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

should i h1

fading vale
royal vortex
#

yes and u should activate stealth just to wade further into the middle of the horde

north sedge
#

ok cool cause i need you to test how many crushers before you can stop

royal vortex
#

to then spam more overheads

coarse birch
#

ah thank you josho

#

i will now complete my low int malice

royal vortex
#

im not making that up there's a fkin reddit video of some dude

#

i'll just find it

fading vale
#

we haven't clowned on reddit enough recently

royal vortex
#

this is why i wrote the guide

#

ppl posting videos like this

lone pecan
#

Sometimes it's still hard to know what is troll and what is actually good advice KEKW_ogryn

coarse birch
#

wow

#

that hurt

royal vortex
#

nothing i have said in the past 3 minutes is serious

coarse birch
#

to watch

ripe quest
#

@fading vale @royal vortex Mk IV Chainsword has better bruiser performance than IX Hsword it seems, was using a Martyr build for both.

fading vale
ripe quest
#

Quite fashionable

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

i like how he didnt even kill the stuff he was fighting

#

he just like

#

used all his stam onit

north sedge
coarse birch
#

and moved on

royal vortex
#

this video actually demonstrates a problem i have with smite

north sedge
#

oh is that the magistrati video, lol

royal vortex
#

it completely invalidates other forms of CC

#

like i legitimately have less fun using the crusher when there's a smite spammer on my team because half the fucking reason i brought the weapon is now invalid until this guy gets himself killed by 3 poxwalkers to the back

coarse birch
#

i just have less fun

lone pecan
coarse birch
#

its either a snooze or im babysitting

royal vortex
#

i have never met a smite psyker who actually invalidated the game

#

but i think a lot of ppl who like it are skill issued

coarse birch
#

tbf on HISTG its rare

royal vortex
#

where like a horde is a super serious threat to them

coarse birch
#

but some of my friends just do damn

royal vortex
#

cuz i see shit like

coarse birch
#

so smite can make that easy

royal vortex
#

"it invalidates an auric damnation horde"

#

and im like

#

man

fading vale
royal vortex
#

u have weapons...

coarse birch
#

me when m1 on my melee invalidates a horde

royal vortex
#

lmao

fading vale
#

tf is up with their graphics

coarse birch
#

i think they have like

royal vortex
#

i dunno i noticed that too

coarse birch
#

a filter

royal vortex
#

yea

ripe quest
wooden river
#

I haven’t decided whether double shout vet or double smiteker in a lobby is more boring

coarse birch
#

also ive found that with scriers/DD Duelling swords can actually horde clear decently

wooden river
#

Probably double smiteker

coarse birch
#

maybe i can swap off assail...

sharp zodiac
#

Definitely

coarse birch
#

well

royal vortex
#

why would u willingly swap off assail

sharp zodiac
#

You're basically down two guys for a fight in terms of killing

coarse birch
sharp zodiac
wooden river
#

Though double Smiteker means there’s a chance both of them brought Purgatus

fading vale
royal vortex
#

if assail didn't exist i p much just wouldnt play psyker

sharp zodiac
#

I only use assail for those pesky bombers n trappers

royal vortex
#

the other 2 blitzes are

#

so

#

fucking

#

BORING

sharp zodiac
#

Everything else faces my balls

wooden river
#

In which case, it’s down to just you and maybe one other person to snipe specials

#

Which can makes things spicy (annoying)

coarse birch
#

i dont mind BB

royal vortex
#

i hate brainburst

royal vortex
#

i basically hated psykinetic when it was the only subclass u could play

#

(my complaints HAVE NOT changed)

coarse birch
#

like its not the most engaging thing

#

although assail isnt either lol