#zealot-class
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Doofenshmirtz
It does yes
Really hope zealot gets a fist weapon.
Twin full auto Glocks 2560 rpms
The gun in this video is a “sales samples” and this video is intended as a demonstration to government agencies and/or for distribution to FFLs/SOTs as a sales sample for demonstration to such agencies.
It'd have the potential to be either complete ass or fucking amazing
Germans be like "muh highly durable engineering"
the engineering being a 400 ton steel overbuilt and overpriced monstrosity
I'll be the judge of this
Glockinator for self defense
What the fuck
Wouldn't mind a power fist, but bare-knucks wrapped in rosaries would really kindle my faith
You're not defending yourself your evaporating your enemy
As the founding fathers intended
i’m moving like an invasive species
As he gunned down the British with the glockinator
Body goals
where do you sit
Yes
Roger
While weird American music was playing
The one with the flute
me fighting da ogryn guy
Can Unyielding enemies ever be put into the Staggered condition for the sake of the Skullcrusher blessing?
Yes
Every Spring we get overwhelmed by a plant called "Globe Chamomile", or more colloquially known as "Pissweed" since it grows like weed, smell like piss.
Unless you mean monstrosities
both, really
That's disgusting
Where is this
A far away land called Arizona
Your names do not sound real
it's paris and the weed are the french who piss everywhere
hello there fellow desert rat
Was it by chance
"MURICA, FUCK YEA!"
Yes
a classic
vet activating his ammo hoover the instant the electron delivers the energy required to show the first pixel of an ammo box
Rocks, fuck yeah!
Why does everyone I speak to that went to Venice say the canals smell of piss. Like nothing else just piss
Specifically
Piss
Because it probably is
Phoenix?
it does smell like piss
Norther
the water is disgusting
ah yes
the baki "i just pretend i have more joints and it makes my punches hit harder"
Luna i found the historical instance you are recalling first hand
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Type of water you'd dunk the nerd in
Beautiful city to see, terrible city to smell
Baki at the end became so fucking wierd lmao
What in the forefathers
Just be like the scab bomber
i actually dont watch the show
my brother does and ive seen like 2 episodes chunks from different seasons
that fight was the one i saw of the caveman part
where he uses his broken arm liek a whip and fucking obliterates it
Venice does legit reek
also make sure to jump up and down a bunch when you visit because it'll sink a bit faster
Im Danish so
Will be the vast amounts of pee
ah yea the fights are awsome no way about it, the logic behind is total crackhead tier though hahah.
still enjoyed the hell outta the show 10/10
His nose is already goofed
first season was best
Only reason I'd visit it to hear the locals say spaghetti
Venice and Paris are fighting for most repulsive smell
Yea Paris reeks of trash and cigarettes
it depends where you go in Paris
I like how whenever something comes to the public domain, people are like "What if scary?" and I'm like "Yes. What IF scary"?
I also like how most things people make are just fair use parodies and stuff that should have been allowed anyways.
Least it did when I visited
Now I just gotta find someone to drink the coffee then kiss me and pour it into my mouth
And the occasional whaff of Human feces+ Piss
ive been told that the author is dead serious with the stuff he writes, like he doesnt think its obscenely comical
which makes it even better
Wow frenchie
And I was in the nice part 💀
but yeah, the subway reeks
Is there something you want to tell the class
SHOEBILL
I liked paris but that was in 2013 lol
Fucking what
No
You missed the part where they slosh it in their mouths
I do like the annual protests in Paris
Nuh uh
Fun tradition
that makes it that much better hhahah
I love French riots
We should do that here in the US
I love going on strike
Ah, so that's French Kissing, huh?
No
protesting / striking is a french right
@native cargo what kind of cheese do you smell like. the answer will determine if i let everyone live
Smoke ciggy, drink coffee, spit in mouth of lover
I need to try this
Human*
I need to try this
aaah lamooore
Then complain about it
What I'm doing isn't the french kissing
It's my own grindset
Mozzarella atm
My cheese smell changes daily
French Grindset
Makes sense given only two neurons fired to make that idea
the luna lass grindset
ýour answer has summoned a pox burster
Espresso distresso
you're right it's in the Déclaration des Droits de l'Homme et du Citoyen
In truth I'm actually referencing this one comic I saw back
I will pour boiling hot cheese fondue on rat
will the rat die?
Awwhhh yeesaaahhh
Hopefully
I love dripping cheese on me like hot candle wax
Do you perchance write the daily cheese smell on an ol' timey chalkboard to advertise it?
Stab rat with a fork and put him in fondue. It’ll be like the melting pot
Yes
p much just spam activated heavies. probs throw in h1 -> l2 as appropriate (i wouldn't do the push attack because hitting a head with 19 crushers with overlapping hitboxes would be pain)
Sigma Grindset
The horrors of war thunder money spending
activated lights can be useful too depending on the type of space you need to keep kiting
since that's mainly what ur doing vs such big armor swarms if u wanna use melee
Luna's Epic
If I made video games, I'd throw that in there as an achievement
Luna’s Epoch
18 NAKED CRUSHERS AT HAB DREYKO
Smoke a cigarette. Drink coffee, have lover spit in your mouth.
And then complain
The hell going on over thete
Achievement gained.
Luna more like
🤓

Luna more like
Literally that would be amazing
Ah warthunder
WOW
I would never smoke
kinky
Spitfire F Mk IX gang
The spit, not smoking
The only place where Russian equipment performs the way Russians say it does
NUMBER ONE COUNTRY🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
Except like, Weed
Warthunder
My family is very susceptible to lung cancer
Tangent: I wish we had Ogryn Ragers.
Like very, unironically
I’d smonk weed
I did this to a gas station sushi and nearly diedededed
Weed isn't as bad
Fuck Yeah!
some guy asked about the CC stat so now i have to go fish my grey crusher bases out of the trash 
Holy shit squig reference
Silence frenchie you have no weed
Why did you eat gas station sushi
The country is a weed
Unfortunately
Poor Josho
Tummy empty
In the words of Snoop Dogg, whilst giving fatherly advice to another father.
"Stop being a pussy, it's grass."
Naturally Dank
He came out and said that wasa lie no?
What is he going to do now?
nah it was a prank iirc
What is Snoop without the doop?
Hm yes. Testing the wine. Hmmm. Very aged yesssm. Very good. Much strength. Harvest is bountiful
STOP DRINKING MY WINE
Maybe they pick up exercise, become personal trainer.
Okay it wasn’t a lie exactly
Btw found this on the internet and idk what hospital is metal enough to have this but go off ig
I made my own glock
He did it for an ad for his furniture
Why are they always shirtless
He said he’s giving up smoke cause it was a grilling ad
Either I taste the wine or I tip the barrel
NO
Motherfucker did a smoke (grill) pun
Eastern Europe always having hardass statues

It's like mexican restaurants and Goku
What
gotta make the super pompous fake ass wine tasting noises
Mexican restaurants love goku
Hold up let's get the image
Smells so floral with earthy tones!
Mexico literally showed the episode of mastering ultra instinct, illegally.
Surgeons used to keep their coats bloody, as it was considered a mark of their lifesaving efforts. Clearly, after learning that was a bad idea, this was the subsequent overcorrection.
It was like a national holiday
hmmmmmmm a hint of berry
“Hm… was grape used in this?”
Average Hispanic Holiday
Turning leux into a raisin
Mmm so you mean to tell me they used grape in the making of this alcohol?
What were the nitrogen levels of the soil?
Exquisite
“It’s not champagne if it isn’t from- shut the fuck up and drink.
Yes yes
mmmmmmm you can taste the wood of the barrel it was stored in
God I love water
I can imagine you grabbing their drink and forcing it down their throats
Be all fancy
I’ve been to a literal fucking castle in Italy to do wine tasting
Gonna call red wine purp drank from now on
I just downed 8 glasses
Cause the sober ppl gave their glasses to me
All I knew was
One would be fire with filet mignon on
Leux have this totally untampered with drink
Red I’m worse than Cica tf you mean
Just add the stuff purple drink is made out of
5 second film vibes
I just type
And enjoy
I live in a neighborhood being gentrified by tech whities. Across the streeet is a small ghetto convenience store. Couple weekends ago I walk in and there’s white ppl in suits drinking wine.
The shitty ass dirty convenience store was one of the stops for their wine tasting tour
Semi normally
Yeah she’s gay
And a software engineer
imagine 20-30 rich ppl in suits and dresses drinking wine in a bodega it was bizarre
I am skeptical
nods "yes. It seems so."
That’s what they all say
leux is a computer scientist
One fucking second
damn
Grabbing my fucking job offer acceptance
Engineers software
Get gentrified
I am a rat
Do they solve practical problems?
Shut up rat
I only have a BS degree in computer science.
I am rat
have this then
I’m too lazy to meme that job offer
The chaos emerald
Pfft, everyone knows computers run on electricity.
Subsea cable amplifiers not fucking shit fucking code
Someone else change electrical to software for me
Nice try
I’m 12 years into a corpo career and I’m still not sure what I do
My hungry ass could never be an engineer
I'd eat all my co workers
Can zealot chat be like
(I have a diploma in mechatronics)
Normal for once
climb the ladder by having sex with the boss
Leux you say that as if you’re normal
You can't tell me that
everyone has a boss
I heard bad electrical engineers make good conductors, is that true?
Luex you've never seen a fellow human specimen and ponder what it would be like to sunder their flesh?
Have you tried snorting drugs?
I hope you throw a copper ball at power lines
I am a former coke addict so yes
How big of a copper ball we talkin
Sounds like fun, shame I have no balls
Yes, but have you snorted weed?
I mean
Luna
Don't Luna me
Frenchie
Does weed smoke count aka French inhale
Luna how the fuck do you have 58k twitter posts
DONT FRENCHIE ME
What the fuck
No the herb itself being inhaled into the lungs
If the French are doing it, its wrong
I'm active often
so...anyone willing to help me get my last penance needed out of all classes....just a flesh wound? 🥲
Mon Cheri.
I watched a dude run a scissor lift into power lines once. Luckily he did it remotely on the ground. Blew the lines up in bluish fire
Good luck my friend
They’re chronically online
Aye, the FR in her name stands for "For Real"
(Like me)
My old one had 100k
Electrical fires are crazy
Ohno
add me on Facebook I made a profile for my zealot
The guy who came out to fix the lines told the dude “Your fucking stupid and lucky to be alive”.
Luna
So many fucking cats
Warp rat
who wants to play Darktide
I actually worked for my Uncle doing electrical work. Mostly running wires for fire and security systems. I was the only one thin enough to fit into the ceiling.
the wagie hours are over
I am rat
Cats with their heads back
Nvm I forgot my password and I’m too lazy to get out of the bed rn
Grunt work, not like, propah electrical stuff

They are! But alas, my dogs need walks
Lemme make my mf pizza and get drunk for fun one sec
Frenchie no
What do the french put on their pizza anyways?
Sadness
French fries
And frogs
Ciggy butts?
No
I really don't know much about the French
Mon Cheri you had coffee not wine how are you typing drunk
are you eu cuz I don’t play with eu sry
Damn
I think you've drank a bit too much already
Unfortunate
Maybe get good
just play on 300 ping, it's easy
Maybe you fly me to Europe
it’s 2024 I have internet gaming standards sorry
just git gud

no, i am the normal one
what makes you think you’re the normal one
Being normal here makes you weird
Normal compared to Luna/Akari
fair
No.
Classic. Should have gotten better cat door
What even
I lower my power level here im afraid of being banned
Is that from
You've not seen it? Shame.
i think you should leave, darmine doggy door
Go too hard on the autism and you get Darcy’d
It only pig in mask, what so bad about it?
no ur not
You are not a normal person
Normal people freak me out
MAN
Sportball?
Oh! How much they love their family!
Sure that too but normie discords I mean
Oh, you mean racists?
Compared to zealot chat

Well shit, what else do normies do on discord?
Trade garfield comics?
We need jonkler
It's tradition
what
All that to answer a discord question
Forget the Ordo Hereticus, I need dah Ordo docketicus!
no i know the answer now
josho tyfys
i needed to figure out if stagger BPs are effected by crowd control anyways
343 rating
that guy just expedited the process
No 80% stats
Incan you gray haired old bitch
i couldve nabbed t4 trauma off it for the stickerbook
78%
but i need it
.. WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS ORCALE NO
for science
This crowd is out of control
science stick of science
o im never using this piece of shit lmao i just need it for research purposes
78%
yeah im pretty sure you already had a perfect one or w/e
He wrote a literal crusher guide
I thought we were past the sub-30 stat phase of yours
i spent way too much on these fkin things cuz i wanted all the different perk combos
So what’s the verdict on CC
But didn't even give us a guide on the crusher ogryn smh
Poor ogryn was getting frustrated during the run. After I made sure they didn't die we managed to pull ourselves together better and work pretty well
so far it looks to have an incredibly negligible impact on stagger
They said "I quit....."
What is it good for? Crushers and Maulers? I heard Ragers are more resistant to stagger than they are to dying.
Man i have a urge to eat an apple friter
33% is 19.15 light attack stagger and 14.15 heavy attack stagger
whatever the fuck that means
i don't think this tooltip is particularly
actually i have the inspect screen which would probably show more

Would love a damn bestiary.
the only thing I consistently stagger ragers with is my zarona
I'm not even sure that my revved eviscerator staggers them
did you use to play gw2
I have the urge to do the binki twinKi
33% cc h2 stagger values
I’ll hit you with a zarona
guild wars 2 or garden warfare 2
Like to see you try that
Guild wars
no
79% cc h2 stagger values
ok nvm idk u
Zarona more like sniffa
Bole has personally erased you from memory
oh i think i get this
"This is a crusher, it's all carapace, it has X health on Damnation. Its stagger levels are X/Y/Z." etc etc
the actual cc stat is showing impact values for l1/h1 bodyshots
I have a very smooth and efficient brain
thats fucking USELESS wow
Oh it’s just impact
Mine too smooth, slipped right out my cochlea.
Rip cc
Brain too small, coch too big
@buoyant sleet crowd control governs attack speed and impact. it's a 6.4% difference between 33% (it gives +5.2%) and 80% (it gives 11.6%), for the purposes of stagger breakpoints a low CC stat seems to have minimal to no impact (60% is +9.09% vs 11.6% attack speed)
and this is testing with 33% (i do have a 60% CC crusher which similarly has no trouble staggering things)
I got one with hammer low now
I hope we get some comms tomorrow.
"But there's a small improvement?"
how much worse is attack speed compared to 70%+
Rat
the more noticeable stat loss is the attack speed but it's very marginal anyways, zealot gets a lot of +attack speed from the tree
Ra-Ra-ooh-la-la
Luna. Tell me if this makes you laugh ahem
not enough to matter basically
i wouldn't dump it
but if you get stuck with a low CC it seems to be mostly marginal performance differences
i'll update the guide to include a part about this
RAT TELL ME THE JOKE
hadn't done so since i hadn't gone and tested different CC values
ANTICIPATION

"Bad Romance" is French song, yes? Is national Ant thumb.
Sorry isp is literal dog shit today anyways AHEM
Someone call Apollo, this Rat's keeping the moon in suspense
Nvm apparently my internet is bad enough to not load emojis so I guess the joke is ruined
NOOOOOOOOO
We need locally run ISPs. That'd really kick em in the pants
Sounds like your ISP was the punchline
It boutta be a punchline in national news in 30 minutes
mrw if rat posted joke
Got slibby here ready to strap on the bomb vest
I'm 27 smh
Looking forward to launghing at joke 3 hours from now
Anyways
Off to play late night darktide listening to the ultrakill ost
Yep v.v
That's my child
hmm. Good choice
When we play DT together
I can smell
When the moon comes
The winds of fate
Bug lore
Yea, old.
I am gonna have my rat clan drag the moon
Didn’t stutter old ass
But... you are moon, no?
Late 20s
LMAO GRANDPA
Or is your hearing that bad already Incan
I guess that makes sense
Uncle Grandpa
Incan is older than me so i can say that
Young people 
Imagine not being 20
Imagine being a zoomer lmaoo
GIMME 9 MORE MONTHS

Imagine being middle aged
putt-putt
Why is everyone here so old
People below the age of 20 are abominations. They must be aged up or purged so sayeth the crab
No longer cool and hip
tis true
How fucking young are you to say this
The crab
Just anger.
What's the crab
The crab that dominates all
I was debatably younger or the same age as Darcy.
The crab that formed the universe
I think that was some old huy
I need to find ppl to play warthunder with
How are you debatably younger
I used to play it
For like 10 minutes
Its objective
He said pincer click and made life
Mr 'rabs offpsirnt
I don't think Darcy ever specified a specific age
Cosmic Crab
What the hell did you say
Mr krabs offspring
You mean Mr krabs off- yeah
Then
God you need to understand
I had to decipher it
Better
Just say your age
Get the Rosetta stone out for that one
4
why is the default crusher model so low T
This dude
Cus it bad
this looks sad
this is IMPOSING
sure
Gotta get hooked on phonics.
Yes we are
@south folio help i had to consecrate more crushers
you fuckin addict
You were there when Mr krabs clicked his pincers and made life
crushers? i hardly know her
Rat I'm 19
I wouldn't ever be old enough to experience that
and the answe ris NO it's not
josho, i have a question about crushers
19 trillion years old
33% even is fine
if ur answer is "how do i use it" the answer is light special spam
if ur question
i mean
good lord
Oh, I gotta use that one.
I've seen people say they're my age and a mod does the whole "oh you shouldn't put your age and so and so" so I've just avoided doing so. My hint is that I'm 6'4 and older than 15.
im melting
NO i only have 300k ordos
Stock market crash of crushers
Spend all of your money on Crushers
please?

these were bases i had already collected
Hmm, a giant child
I HAVE SO MANY
Inflating the market
Biggest babby
Im older than time itself if the warp entities are to be believed
Praise the Omnissiah. Does anyone know if this misses any cleave/shred breakpoints?
yea but josho must answer the question
What if not
Is someone holding you hostage and forcing you to buy more and more crushers?
also my crusher is already good
Inflation!?!?!? 
Blink twice if you need help
Shouldn't
Oh, then you have no hope
Not that kind
Im sorry
if mittins were here he would make some sort of snide remark about dopamine
Money kind
you mean the fruit?
Money makes people fat
Then he'd talk about my wine and fries
Stop being rich
as an official latino, josho is full of fiery passion
The XV has a target cap and really high cleave on the lights, SS or Wrath will hit like 33 cleave. Cleave Targets has a small range so it's not a loss really.
a spicy bottom you say
And we'd all laugh and laugh.
You people
Luna funny moments
Machines
Oh Josho did you see that thing where with Perfect Strike certain Hsword lights can hit like 320 cleave against Carapace
Blood being your fuel
Fair nuff
Biomechanical and mildly satanical.
i wish more armor types had unique cleave interactions so that perfstrike could be like
What does that mean in practice?
more useful
Still useless
If my pizza is still floppy I'll be mad
What if we had cleavage instead of cleave
What
hmm, no one likes dah floppy zah
No
i prefer my zahs firm and erect
The crust being soft
Real New York style zah. So floppy you gotta fold it to hold it
Floppy food
What is? The Evis 15? Or the blessings?
In-game I notice the effect of a cleave blessing but what Rampage gives you is more than enough to be safe using the lights for crowds of fodder and bruisers. It's preferential since the 2nd blessing on the XV isn't a major difference.
Its gotta be floppy to get most of dah grease off it
Food poisoning 🤤
(cooked to temp)
Is that... my brain?
cold saltless fries 😍
imo wrath on XV is just so you can more reliably keep ragers and maulers locked down in a thick fight
What the fuck
lol
and this is why u take all the impact talents
ofc
XV doesnt really seem to need any
i wouldnt know ive never paid attention while using the xv
XV with a cleave blessing and punishment is kinda fun
if youre lucky you donk one on the head before they start their combo and they just jiggle forever as you light chain them
i just mash buttons and come out 25-30 mins later with more ordos
yeah rofl
gettin that BAG
i love it, its just xsword but it revs
Only to give those ordos right back at the casino.
It's still floppy
It's a vicious cycle
Did you unplug the crust and plug it back in
Maybe they need to flip it over?
true
I am
Unplug and plug your crust back in
that's alucard from hellsing
Didn't work
My cats eyes do that before they attack something
Hmm yes very similar
no that is the amv man he haunts amvs that have phonk and will kill you
Exactly
Perfect strike
I find that blessing irrelevant personally
He was talking about cleave blessings on the Mk XV in general
perfect strike is just a worse, less consistent version of wrath/savage sweep besides the weird armor ignore mechanic
It's fun for the Mk II with a Perfect Strike + Shred setup
80% crit chance and being able to cleave into like 4 Crushers is kinda fun.
If you don't run crit on the evis what do you use as a second blessing then after rampage, if the cleave blessings are not great?
I LVOE FERRETS
for mk15
bloodthirsty
Yeah the Mk II wants cleave blessings.
The XV everything except Rev it Up, Perfect Strike, and Bloodletter are equal footing for the 2nd blessing imo
martyrdom veteran when ?
perfect strike my beloved 
is there a better build than mk 4 assualt chain axe mk 2 las pistol crit/charge. I cannot find a better build than this for my play style. The chain axe deletes crushers and ragers. the pistol one or two shots all human controllers snipers eleets. the horde clear from the fire nade and the heavy swing on the chain axe
extreme boss damage
So in a perfect world you get a MK 15 that rolls with rampage so you can change the second blessing based on if you want to run crit or not
no weakness?
Yes
Cleave on mk2 is good
I just think perfect strike is the worst cleave blessing
Maybe Melk will be kind enough and sell a nice MK 15 someday, because Brunt and Robolady don't like me
Other builds will offer better crowd damage and the Chainaxe's can be outmatched for Unyielding bosses with a Mk XV Evis and Thammers. I think maybe even Caxe and Knife too but I haven't compared.
the mk4 chaxe is your horde clear
the unrev'd heavies just clear through horde
you should probably take a crit melee and build around crit for laspistol
like a mk15 evi with shred rampage
oh
i misread
tried that the heavy chain axe is better for crushers
It covers the general bases yeah, most weapon setups can. With builds like these it'll just be "oh this build does these things better and these worse".
If you want to be more extreme with the build you could up it to a Mk XII Chaxe and use a Kant Shotgun or Flamer.
But otherwise the only 'better build' you'll see is just the same build with better perks, blessings, and talent choices.
How is horde clear compared to a Rashad or HS6?
not as good
All the Hswords will outmatch a Chaxe for horde clear.
rashad and heavysword can kill more elites per swing
But HS carapace damage is uhhhhh like 0
right
Might even be negative
Won't stop me from special to overhearing
Special spam does ok, many run a ranged weapon that covers Carapace.
I do enjoy stunlockint baulwarks with the HS special when their shield Stam breakd
hsword outpaces every weapon on non ogryns and maulers by a good margin, maybe except rashad
if u have 6 stacks of marty the hsword special does ok on crushers
a very worthwhile contribution to the discussion i know
Rashad I think lags behind on maniac
I'm relatively new to the game but alot of people mention alot of different weapons being really strong ie: heavy sword mark 9, but when I use them I struggle against enemies like maulers and carapace enemies/unyielding enemies. It feels like im missing something when I could be using an eviscerator or thunder hammer to literally deal with every situation.
Rashad is cracked on maniac, just light spam and done
this is why we have ranged weapons and chastise
@royal vortex thank you for answering my question about the CC stat
here's a pic of my Crusher that I rolled today
ok but why a heavy mark 9 over an eviserator ever then, just hordes with specific perks?
Every weapon tries to fill a niche. Thammer won’t have the horde clear a heavy sword or combat axe (with BM) does
chastise downgrades armor for 3 seconds on ranged weapons, cara to flak and flak to unarmored
v nice
This was from the op of the Reddit post with the oneshot hammer
cause you have insane clear of anything that's not an ogryn or mauler
yea heavy sword is an absolute lawn mower
eviscerator isn't going to touch the clear of hsword
hsword also gets access to deathblow, which allows you to ignore damage falloff and cleave for up to 4 targets so long as you hit weakspots and one-shot them
Laz have you ever compared Chainsword to Hsword horde clear by chance?
I've seen nutty numbers from both so I'm curious to see which is better
which means with certain setups/ult usage you can dumpster a group of elites like ragers or gunners very quickly
for pure horde clear chainsword is bonkers IIRC but for some reason people dropped it
They need to buff hammers
after a fake nerf
chainsword has one of the quickest poxwalker/groaner clear times iirc
i would assume a deathblow 9 beats it in bruisers though
Yeah it's like 5 seconds for 50
but i could be wrong
Isn’t HS6 preferred over the 9 for the moveset?
i let other ppl handle the super tedious number crunchy stuff
there was a pendulum shift after p13 (despite it being one of the least changed weapons, and most changes happening to all 3 variants), everyone used to call the 9 meta
its literally just whichever u like
they're all fantastic weapons
Yea I love HS6 with blades of faith and bolter.
The IX is best for fodder, the VI and VII are literally the same moveset but shifted over by 1 attack and are a bit better for clumps of elites.
I could run grenades but the bolter takes 20 years to pull out and ready
deathblow makes hsword extremely silly more or less, but it's still incredibly good with headtaker rampage
They're all good
I’ll keep my 6 for rager walls
The VII does a tiny bit better for Dreg Ragers iirc
regarding the HS what do you think about perfect strike?
bad
yeah, bad
cool conceptual blessing not much use for it though
why?
doesn't do enough to warrant bringing it over any of rampage/headtaker/deathblow
Hsword has great powerhouse blessings and Perfect Strike just gives it something it doesn't really need
makes sense
because it doesn't do anything useful for you on an hsword versus other blessings
ignoring armor stop on crit is cool, but hsword doesn't have any innate way to boost crit chance and you take a huge damage loss if you don't have the aforementioned blessings
you can run perfect strike on the new evis for light spamming crushers but like, that's kind of weird
no dude having 320 cleave on Crushers and Maulers with 1 or 2 lights is totally meta dude
death by a thousand perfect strike papercuts
whats the dump stat on eviscerator mk15? mobility?
dump stat on every melee is either defences or mobility
Mobility, Cleave Targets has a small range so it isn't a huge loss if it's a bit low.
yeah, if you get stuck with a low cleave targets that's not the biggest loss either
you can also semi dump crowd control
I love having the ability to hit more Crushers and Maulers than possible to spawn in a mission, and I get to hit them for 14 damage each
It might've been kinda good with the Hand Cannon bug though
what if I have to choose between damage or penetration on eviscaerator, which is more important cause i have 2 diff ones
damage
gotcha
what change on this?
momentum to rampage and block to flak
Oh god
yeah
or block to cara for 1 shotting crushers
its fiiiiiiiine
Hadron claims another one
i have savage sweep lol in 4
i need to find a crusher with a 0% crowd control stat
do you
is that really something you need
It's for science
the crusher guide requires it
make an alt
oh I think I pinged you earlier regarding how meaningful crowd control is
yea i answered their question
which sent me down a bit of a rabbithole
33% cc vs 80% on crusher doesn't seem to have a meaningful difference on stagger bps so long as u have an impact blessing
sounds like enough science to me
No.
stagger/attack speed
or is that per weapon
most weapons are stagger/attack speed
ogryn shovels don't have a listed attack speed increase
which could be true or could be a ui error who fkin knows
shotguns used to have a different damage table on the inspect screen for ADSing but they fkin removed it and havent put it back iirc
yes
but also 51% CC on hammer is only like, a 3% attack speed loss or something so it's not a huge deal
still bothers me
57% power output
josho, crusher question, can you buy some more?
yeah id call that significant enough id care
hey josho my crusher just doesn't do any damage, I'm light spamming and special spamming any nothing dies like what's going on
josho how important is the damage stat on crusher
josho how do i use crusher light spamming the horde doesnt work
i might
should i h1
pls post gameslantern build for this
yes and u should activate stealth just to wade further into the middle of the horde
ok cool cause i need you to test how many crushers before you can stop
to then spam more overheads
we haven't clowned on reddit enough recently
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/190v6y0/this_section_the_slammer_of_magistratutum_hl1866/
this is why i wrote the guide
ppl posting videos like this
Sometimes it's still hard to know what is troll and what is actually good advice 
nothing i have said in the past 3 minutes is serious
to watch
@fading vale @royal vortex Mk IV Chainsword has better bruiser performance than IX Hsword it seems, was using a Martyr build for both.
the fact you recognized the past couple minutes is probably trolling is good enough
Quite fashionable
hm
it goes on for like a minute
i like how he didnt even kill the stuff he was fighting
he just like
used all his stam onit
so still worse than bleed knife....
and moved on
this video actually demonstrates a problem i have with smite
oh is that the magistrati video, lol
it completely invalidates other forms of CC
like i legitimately have less fun using the crusher when there's a smite spammer on my team because half the fucking reason i brought the weapon is now invalid until this guy gets himself killed by 3 poxwalkers to the back
i just have less fun
I think so too, soon I will be good enough at the game to recognize all forms of trolling/not being serious
its either a snooze or im babysitting
i have never met a smite psyker who actually invalidated the game
but i think a lot of ppl who like it are skill issued
tbf on HISTG its rare
where like a horde is a super serious threat to them
but some of my friends just do damn
cuz i see shit like
so smite can make that easy
God this pains me in every way imaginable
u have weapons...
me when m1 on my melee invalidates a horde
lmao
tf is up with their graphics
i think they have like
i dunno i noticed that too
a filter
yea
Same test Chainsword is 3.5x better this is total bs fake news knife is better Fatshark is hiding the truth
I haven’t decided whether double shout vet or double smiteker in a lobby is more boring
also ive found that with scriers/DD Duelling swords can actually horde clear decently
Probably double smiteker
maybe i can swap off assail...
Definitely
well
why would u willingly swap off assail
You're basically down two guys for a fight in terms of killing
guilt
Voidstrike spam
Though double Smiteker means there’s a chance both of them brought Purgatus
lmao bro you just can't comprehend how amazing bleed knife is at clear, I win literally every single auric with 2x damage of everyone else
if assail didn't exist i p much just wouldnt play psyker
I only use assail for those pesky bombers n trappers
Everything else faces my balls
In which case, it’s down to just you and maybe one other person to snipe specials
Which can makes things spicy (annoying)
i dont mind BB
i hate brainburst


