zealot-class

[frank night]

oh no the josho questions

ve heff vays of chekking yor trulevel

[minor sage]

ye if I was farming easier content i'd probably run ordos

[ornate bone]

even preferrable to sniper? sniper can oneshot you on psyker if you don´t pay attention

[minor sage]

but you get like 2x or 3x for harder content

much better than the 30%

[olive raven]

Gunner Res id say is primary

Sniper res id take like

1-2 of them max

[frozen ibex]

I only run 1 gunner res on ogryn. None on any other classes.

[ornate bone]

hmm ok

[minor sage]

sniper res you just need to hit a BP

[olive raven]

snipers arent really an issue compared to gunners

[minor sage]

200 HP and 1 line of sniper res means you don't get 1shot at wound

[olive raven]

Gunners/Reapers in a line just fucking shred

[ornate bone]

i guess it makes sense for zealot to get gunner resistance, definitely

[frozen ibex]

You're a zealot gunners are not an issue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_88_iKC4Vug

[olive raven]

cant remember if gunner res is multiplicative tho tbh

[minor sage]

all res is multiplicative

but it doesnt matter

[ember yew]

3x = 60 ye

[minor sage]

it's always good

[ornate bone]

theyre not even aiming for you though

[frozen ibex]

I don't need any gunner res to dive gunners.

[lean lark]

it doesnt work like that

[frozen ibex]

No you press f to chastise and you ignore gun shots.

[lean lark]

the total is like 48.8%

from 20x3

[ember yew]

wasnt there already a grimalackt post so 20x3=60

[minor sage]

no

[ember yew]

i dont remember clearly so ye

[minor sage]

he's wrong

[ornate bone]

oh, i didnt know about that skill....the charge is just too much fun

[minor sage]

whoever this grama guy is

lololol

dont believe

[frozen ibex]

That's the charge.

[minor sage]

ppl on reddit

they're clueless

[ornate bone]

what

[olive raven]

yea^

[frozen ibex]

Chastise aka zealot charge/dash/rush whatever.

During that charge animation you ignore gunshots.

[ornate bone]

pretty damn sure i still take gun damage after i charge.

[minor sage]

however, gunner resist is always good no matter what

take 1 or 2 or 3 based on your preference

[olive raven]

Chastise = Charge

Fury of Faithful = Chastise

Fury = Piety node

[minor sage]

each line of gunner resist will increase your EHP by the same amount

[ornate bone]

ok DURING it sure, but in that video you´re not charging and still take no damage

[frozen ibex]

Take 0 gunner resist if you're very based like me.

I dodge and slide.

Very op movement tech.

[heavy arch]

When you charge gunners dance around to take all their aggro to make them swap to melee

[spare dome]

Block/Sprint supremacy

[heavy arch]

the best way to deal with shooters is to press forward and get aggro

[ember yew]

can we get bullet deflect blade

so gunners kill themselves

[olive raven]

best perks are

sprint efficiency

[frozen ibex]

Gunners resist is a must (lie)

[solar gorge]

new dclaw buff

[heavy arch]

Honestly I’ve been thinking the same as agent chaos

[minor sage]

I dropped all my gunner res on vet

[solar gorge]

for the parry

[minor sage]

I still run 2x on zealot

[heavy arch]

I don’t get a lot of utility from gunner res bc im just diving anyway

[minor sage]

but I was not finding it useful on vet like at all

[frozen ibex]

Yeah you just go near them and they are not shooting. Slide around and all their shots miss.

[minor sage]

now my vet is hp/tough/stam regen

[frozen ibex]

Another example here (timestamped)
https://youtu.be/dr-EvhuKUvs?t=1232

Just press f and they become dumdum

[heavy arch]

what’s up with these auric yokels who don’t pick up plasteel

it’s getting rly annoying

[frozen ibex]

Never needed gunner resist personally on zealot.

[heavy arch]

this guy bitched last night on mic that we were taking all the ammo and leaving none for him while I’m standing on a pinged, marked, eyeballed large ammo bag on the ground and he runs past it

[buoyant pecan]

Just take it

[open pollen]

blind gaming

[buoyant pecan]

I literally will shoot once and reload to take the ammo from whiny babies and you should too

[heavy arch]

I’m the best teammate in the world sry

I’m v considerate

[olive raven]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9b0fb106-edea-48ae-ab34-0a3cd57cf35b/best-build-ever
best build ever

[frozen ibex]

If it's not double bleed knife I'm not clicking.

[open pollen]

I remember hanging out with the psykers and coming up with the worst psyker talent tree.

Good times

[azure mortar]

I got this :
while playing VOC

tf ?

[olive raven]

i got it too like that

idfk its weird

[azure mortar]

uh

[sharp zodiac]

This build paid my taxes 100% legit

[obtuse solstice]

can't decide what to change, upgrade flak? upgrade dumdum? or FF to deathspitter?

[ornate bone]

"Gun psyker is actually great. Has a higher skill floor than most Vet builds but if mastered it can even outperform Vet’s dps with many weapons because it’s height crit chance. It deals much higher boss damage than Vet too. It’s only problem is that has a small ammo pool and currently cannot regen ammo. But you can as a Vet so learn to manage."

https://tenor.com/view/daladada-cat-crying-cry-scream-gif-24748831

[placid fiber]

Take this!

[ornate bone]

Fleshpound

[muted vale]

heavy eviscerator feels really nice all arounder .) n easy to use

[spare dome]

left click to victory

[muted vale]

special heavy can deal with bosses nice too .) not thamemr level i tryied, but good .)

[ripe quest]

yoo the build

[frozen ibex]

[ember yew]

Can i help gunpsykers so they can uninstall the game faster

[ripe quest]

It even has Overpressure 🫵

[surreal solstice]

Hardly best
No Marty's Purpose

[frozen ibex]

Yeah heard it doesn't work properly. Don't care flamer blessings are all mid.

Maybe the super fast reload when empty is best.

[ember yew]

join the darkside ||change wep||

[azure mortar]

👏 cool*

[ember yew]

classic

[azure mortar]

at the end of course

[frank night]

did u know they fixed kissing minthara

[ornate bone]

I wouldn't know, I don't play the game

[ripe quest]

I'm moreso surprised that you're running a build lacking precog and duellist, shit is a 70% total damage buff for just weakspot hits for dodging.

[frank night]

afraid im gonna need u to start so i dont look stupid

[obtuse solstice]

I have a brauto too but iag is fun

[azure mortar]

oh and I lost all my contract progress yeepieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[frozen ibex]

I don't need since I only do bodyshot for lacerate.

[ripe quest]

Yeah but imagine doing 118% more damage on a crit weakspot

[hearty lily]

If I have thrust 3 on a weapon but there's a lock symbol on it (because I used my other two mods on something else)....would I be able to upgrade my Thrust 3 to Thrust 4 once I earn that blessing?

Or am I stuck with Thrust 3 forever. Hope that makes sense

[ripe quest]

Stuck with Thrust 3

[hearty lily]

Dang

[ripe quest]

If it's locked it's locked sadly

[frozen ibex]

Yeah but imagine not bleeding

[ripe quest]

Imagine doing a 1/3rd of the damage on lights and a 1/5th on heavies though

[frozen ibex]

It's okay still got the W.

[heavy arch]

Will we ever get psyker enemies

[frozen ibex]

With most plasteels.

[ripe quest]

I do not doubt that you could run a total meme build with like no keystones and still get top damage but it could be cooler

[onyx sail]

Greetings zealots, what is the best build/weapons to run for Just a Flesh Wound?

[brazen umbra]

so the ironhelms heavy 3 still appears to do less than the crucis heavy

[frozen ibex]

I prioritise survivability. Didn't have enough point for duellist. As for blessings I know precog/riposte is good but lacerate is always activated. I really like lacerate on zealot.

[brazen umbra]

...right

[frozen ibex]

Big synergy with scourge.

[ripe quest]

You could just go like, Crusher w/ a Judgement build.

[ripe quest]

It's like 10% less yeah

[frozen ibex]

Just a flesh wound anything really just need to go fast.

[ripe quest]

Compared to the 25% less the H1 and 2 do

[frozen ibex]

So I'd go knife momentum.

Zoom zoom skip all mobs get to the end.

[brazen umbra]

but those have cleave yes?

[ripe quest]

idk knife has like 20% crit chance by default it ramps sourge for free

[ripe quest]

Yeah they do

[brazen umbra]

good cleave?

[ripe quest]

Yeah

[frozen ibex]

I played without lacerate (flesh tearer) instead and the scourge ramp is is noticably slower for me.

[ripe quest]

It's like 16 on special H1 and 2

It's a bit slower but once you hit 50% crit chance it stays up for a long while

It's much like BP and it's ramp up

[frozen ibex]

Too hard for me I am sedition gamer.

[placid fiber]

Idk how u do it. Sedition is just so difficult

I can hardly keep my eyes open for even part of the run.

[frozen ibex]

Top 1% thing you will get to my level soon.

[brazen umbra]

gotta stand still for like 5 minutes to die...too hard

[placid fiber]

Just become one with your loot, but, sedition doesn't have enough loot so I can't. In this game I can tho.

[placid fiber]

I mean, barrels are what I do. Makes the run so much more bearable because I can let the others do the mission while I do something actually interesting.

Like... watch the paint dry on the wall...

(which is a lot more interesting than sedition runs)

Just saying

[ripe quest]

Issue I run into is I cannot find enough life fruit to max my health by the end of the run, makes it harder to get diamond weapons.

[wheat topaz]

hmm is this bricked?

[ripe quest]

No

[heavy arch]

Opposite of bricked

[wheat topaz]

how good?

[heavy arch]

Rly good

[wheat topaz]

:0

[ripe quest]

Swap Rev it Up to preference, Shred or Bloodthirsty is common. Perks are fine as is but you can swap one to +Flak if you'd like.

[placid fiber]

See? This guy gets it. Just like how I use a brooch to get more loot.

[wheat topaz]

why is rev it up not desirable?

[ripe quest]

The movespeed it offers makes little difference to the weapon's performance, especially compared to what the other blessings offer

[placid fiber]

There are other blessings that help with your ability to deal with enemies much better

[wheat topaz]

ah i see

[placid fiber]

like Rampage which increases power, aka damage cleave and stagger... or savage sweep which increases cleave... or shred which increases crit chance

[wheat topaz]

was wondering since its the slowness i sometimes find that makes me not play with it

[olive raven]

fr

[heavy arch]

you should go rampage shred

and if it’s movement speed u don’t like you can play momentum and just pick up the cdr nodes on crit

Works well don’t even need piety

[wheat topaz]

gonner have to farm abit it seems xd

[muted vale]

what ranged would u pair with heavy eviscerator? rn i am using agripinaa

[heavy arch]

Bloodthirsty evis 15 needs cara + elite and rampage

[ripe quest]

Some people use Bloodthirsty to chain 1 shots on Crushers.

[heavy arch]

1shotting crushers without pressing f

[wheat topaz]

oh gonner have to try it out

[ripe quest]

If you swap Maniac you can have that slot available

[muted vale]

also why bloodletter 2 is weaker then 1? xDD

[ripe quest]

Bloodletter is different on the Evis

[wheat topaz]

i never take fury though, Chorus has helped me too much in games to not be picked or stealth

[ripe quest]

The Evis can cleave with the special attack and apply bleed to a group, the Chaxe and Chainsword only apply it to 1 enemy

[wheat topaz]

ah i see

thats like the iron helm

but with bleed

[ripe quest]

I don't recommend it much though for any of the chain weapons

[muted vale]

i love it, especially when u have player named Gandalf in team today and i scream U shall not pass xDD

[heavy arch]

I don’t run bleed on evis 15

[proven thicket]

what are the pros of using heavy swords over other melees?

[frozen ibex]

Rev it up so you can run away from personal problems.

[wheat topaz]

just like IRL 😍

[ripe quest]

Deathblow can allow you to kill 4-5 of any enemy you can 1 shot, and the heavies hit fairly hard for small elites.

The Hswords also just are horde mulchers in general

A solid generalist weapon

[muted vale]

sounds like good start to stack crit from talent whcih increase number of bleed stacks bcs of crit and would pair nicely with blazing piety .)

[heavy arch]

Except you’re 1-2 shotting crushers

What bleed benefit you gonna get rly

[ripe quest]

You'd rather just have Shred for crit build since you can hit 80% crit chance rather than just ramping up Scourge a tiny bit faster.

[muted vale]

80? wow .) nice

[ripe quest]

And shred isn't reliant on a special attack

[wheat topaz]

oh this one would be good on it instead of rev it up i guess

no?

[heavy arch]

No

[lean lark]

hswords are some of the best zealot weapons

[frozen ibex]

Everytime I play heavy sword something bad happens.

[heavy arch]

Dmg target cap of 4 or 5 (?) so you don’t get that much benefit increasing cleave

[frozen ibex]

Much prefer bm combat axe over it.

[heavy arch]

So you’re better off improving dmg

[wheat topaz]

but with special it ignores that, when its not too armored right?

[heavy arch]

you can whack more with special but they won’t get damaged

[native cargo]

Having a heavy hand helps with the heavy sword

[tawny tangle]

Increased cleave is increased crowd control. Is very helpful to hit more then a couple enemies in a hoard

[sharp zodiac]

Damnit my toe cramped

[frozen ibex]

Not sure what you mean. It just doesn't deal with crushers and bulwarks well enough for my playstyle.

[wheat topaz]

hmmm

[sharp zodiac]

Ah there we go

[lean lark]

you don't know the bulwark tech...

[wheat topaz]

hope your toe is okay

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

[frozen ibex]

Special head to keep it staggered?

[sharp zodiac]

Stretched too hard

[wheat topaz]

dang kiss it for me

make it feel better

[heavy arch]

Is pronouns on discord profile name a normal thing now

[wheat topaz]

ooh you were mentioning this one no?

[native cargo]

Shush vile witch of the bog

[ripe quest]

It's a feature.

[heavy arch]

ah

[native cargo]

I see I see

[placid fiber]

hit bulwark shield with charged thammer, shoot bulwark shield with mostly charged voidstrike, shoot bulwark shield with bolter with ~60%+ collateral, have a max heigh ogryn and throw box over shield to hit bulwark, burn/bleed bulwark through shield, wait for bulwark to start to swing and then blast with brauto

[ripe quest]

I used mine to put Zealot main

[placid fiber]

Any of those the bulwark tech u talking about, Dawn?

[sharp zodiac]

Huh??

Rat..

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/how-he-the-j-beaver-groundhog-carrot-gif-22994877

[native cargo]

Luna your witchcraft ends here

[lean lark]

no

nobody knows the tech. only I do

[placid fiber]

Oh I forgot use trauma and surge staffs vs bulwark as well lol

[sharp zodiac]

What will you do

[native cargo]

I am the skibidi toilet 420 winner winer chicken dinner

[placid fiber]

good, as it should be

[ripe quest]

I stack +impact so I can just push and it opens them

[native cargo]

You can't possibly stop my bombardment of the tism

[placid fiber]

I prefer to just shoot the bulwarks shield until a smarter person hits them anywhere besides the shield

[open pollen]

Anyone got any QoL mod recommendations?

[muted vale]

does IX heavy have any advantage over XV evis?

[lean lark]

l1 while facing 90 degrees perpendicular of the bulwark then dodge slidecancel special to stagger it and then special loop

[frozen ibex]

My pronoun is that long ass number. Please respect it.

[placid fiber]

... I'll stick with standing and baiting their attacks then shooting them up with my brauto x.x

[tawny tangle]

Agri shotty slug staggers bulwark as well. Special note is green buffed bulwark still get staggered from shield hits as well

[heavy arch]

Stop shooting the shield and resetting the stagger

[native cargo]

Okay 6262260298 I will respect the factory number pronoun yes yes

[frozen ibex]

Thank you.

[placid fiber]

No! I dun wanna! I am cave zealot, not smarted like yous giys...

[heavy arch]

What’s your zealots name

[wheat topaz]

now for a perk, you would suggest this no?

[placid fiber]

SamuelAlistor/MarigoldValenhart/VictorSkullreaver(I think on the 3rd one lol)

I've been playing since last december :3

[heavy arch]

Go check psykarium what you can 1shot rn

and then change one perk accordingly

probably gonna keep maniac

[placid fiber]

Yep those are the names of my 3 zealots

[north sedge]

pour one out to all the ones you deleted

[tawny tangle]

Maniac and flak is probably good, can use the chastise "glitch" to probably 1 shot crushers

[placid fiber]

I might delete the 2nd vet and 2nd psyker for a 4th and 5th zealot, tbh...

I really like zealot >.>'

[wheat topaz]

your right the damage seems just enough to kill maniacs.
what is wierd to me is how SHRED seems to recharge if i kill another one with a special, but its not a chained hit, its only 1

[wheat topaz]

yea that seems to be the best choice for me rn

idk about the glitch though

[placid fiber]

I'll probably delete the 2nd Vet, anyway, since... 2 vets is WAY too much vet for any amount of 1000 players or w/e

[heavy arch]

Now go to a crusher, charge special it but hit F while the charge special connects

See if you can one shot that

[nimble fiber]

https://youtu.be/blpe_sGnnP4?feature=shared

[tawny tangle]

Use chastise while your sawing into a carapace/unyielding enemy to do more damage for some reason. Don't use on anything I think it's lower damage lol

[heavy arch]

and if u can’t I’d swap elite to Cara

[wheat topaz]

more then i would if i activated special during ??

[heavy arch]

no you wanna chastise during for max dps

[north sedge]

it's because chastise only affects the first hit if you do it the normal way, chastise during rev makes the saw dmg get the increase

[heavy arch]

but you can chastise hordes and get chastise back up instantly

[tawny tangle]

Do a revved attack and as soon as the attack lands use your ability

[wheat topaz]

so activate while its shredding?

just to be clear

[heavy arch]

Yep

[tawny tangle]

Yes

[wheat topaz]

kk

[heavy arch]

That makes every shred tick crit

[wheat topaz]

yep 1 shot very fast

wtf

xd

hahahah thats broke

[heavy arch]

if you have bloodthirsty

You can do that without pressing f

but you need to +cara and +elite

but it’s also a rougher horde clear

[tawny tangle]

It'll also let you get another guaranteed crit hit if your fast enough since that doesn't take the chastise hit

[wheat topaz]

ah thats waht you meant

[timber hound]

From Acquisitions, should I get it?

[heavy arch]

make sure you run cooldown refresh on crit with that evis

it’s too good to pass up

[wheat topaz]

how does this work? is it a build?

[heavy arch]

all you need is the cdr node

[north sedge]

grab uncanny if you dont have it, that first target is way too low

[heavy arch]

it’s on the left side

[wheat topaz]

ah this one no?

[heavy arch]

yeah

[wheat topaz]

aaa

i see :P

[heavy arch]

Horde coming at you

Turn on rev

F and light swing

Your F is refreshed or close to being refreshed

[wheat topaz]

that is with the bloodthirsty blessing right?

not without

[heavy arch]

no rampage shred

oh

Misunderstood

With bloodthirsty you can refresh your chastise but not as comfy as rampage shred

Because blood thirsty you’ll have to play it like a p sword

But rampage shred you can just mindlessly light swing spam

[wheat topaz]

oh yea you are right the swings give more flexibility

with shred

[heavy arch]

so if you go bloodthirsty you have more consistent single target damage, worse horde clear

both are strong can’t go wrong just depends what you wanna do

[wheat topaz]

always planning my gear towards damnation/auric maelstrom so hordeclear is a must

especially on my zealot

[heavy arch]

I use both on auric

both work gr8

[wheat topaz]

why i been using atrox mk IV Tac axe. its so damn versatile

good for everything, just takes more time to kill but you can kill everything

and the special stagger is great

[heavy arch]

Evis 15 cheating

Works on everything real good

even opens bulwarks

shred their shield on accident it’s not a big deal cuz they’ll open

[wheat topaz]

oh yea your right

thats really great

[heavy arch]

Yup

stupid strong melee wep

no holes

[wheat topaz]

i do use agripinna shotgun and the slug can open them up too if needed

hahah yea

wasent liking evis alot but this build changed my perspective

[heavy arch]

have you been Kant shotty pilled yet

[wheat topaz]

been using it forever

only shotgun i like :p

prefer it over revovler honestly

[placid fiber]

I wonder if I will have to clutch any Darktide runs, after I get on a bit later. I'm finishing up this rorr judgement run, first, but then I want to play more darktide x.x

[wheat topaz]

oh wait

you are talking about the fireone

[heavy arch]

yup

[wheat topaz]

been trying it out but cant see the power in it compared :S

[heavy arch]

pump 2 rounds of fire shot into a horde of pox and they’ll all die

[wheat topaz]

when you play so much darktide its waht you think about when you walk home xd

[placid fiber]

Having to pull of a solo clutch as psyker earlier was rough af

[heavy arch]

and you can fire shot armor, stack burn and then press f

Watch them all die

[wheat topaz]

ah yea thats true. but with anything else though i find its not as helping

[heavy arch]

Kant is also a sniper and touch rly rly far

[placid fiber]

When you play so much darktide... your brain plays a game, but, tries to play darktide on that other game x.x

I was trying to play enter the gungeon for a couple runs, but, I kept getting my controls confused and I thought I had to press things that were my settings for Darktide :/

[wheat topaz]

i know that feel. sometimes i put on a heavy metal song on my walk home, and try to make a montage video that fits the rythm and i just start walking faster because i get hyped XD

[spare dome]

evis 15 has one definite weakness tbh

its slow af

but youre a zealot

[heavy arch]

momentum

or Marty

[spare dome]

yea you can get around that real quick

[placid fiber]

Only the weird thing is I kept pressing shift to try to dodge in enter the gungeon, instead of space... which is what I usually use to dodge in Darktide. :/

[spare dome]

but seriously try swinging it with zero attack speed of any kind, it's just awful lmao

[brazen linden]

replace unyielding with flak? and then replace deathblow with rampage?

[spare dome]

evis II feels like a combat knife by comparison

[spare dome]

nope just the unyielding to flak

and bump maniac to 25%

[wheat topaz]

hmmm i would rather use agripina for sniping :S tried a 40m shots vs sniper and it took like 3-4 shots

[spare dome]

blessings are already great

[heavy arch]

Or hear me out

Pump 2 flame shots in the snipers general direction

Walk away all cool

[wheat topaz]

hahaha

thats an option too

[heavy arch]

if I’m ADS’ing regular shots on Kant it’s usually a 2 shot sniper kill if they’re far

3-4 if they’re all the way in narnia

but if they’re that super far away I’ll just flame’em

[brazen linden]

...thnx i guess big E... i will probably never use it

unless they somehow make a light boltgun version that favours full auto

[wheat topaz]

wonder if the next weapon drop will be variations on the bolter or plasma

[heavy arch]

WE WANT BOTH

[wheat topaz]

i just want my damn hotshot/lmg stubber already 😭

i cant keep using the braced autogun

[heavy arch]

I just want a bolt pistol im a simple man

[wheat topaz]

oh that too

complete that commissar look which i dont own

[heavy arch]

we need a deagle

I need a deagle

[wheat topaz]

akimbo deagle

https://tenor.com/view/the-matrix-the-matrix-reloaded-morpheus-gif-21366730

idk its not duel but i just love this scene

its so fucking cool

[heavy arch]

more smg options would be nice too

[wheat topaz]

oh yea

shredder is... lacking

in both stats and variations

[brazen linden]

double barrel shotgun

[wheat topaz]

the parts are in the game files

though

[brazen linden]

id kill for an LMG weapon on my vet tho

[wheat topaz]

Oh yes

[brazen linden]

or a las shotgun

..... tho thats considered "illegal" in lore

[wheat topaz]

hmm did not know they had that in 40k

[ripe quest]

Hmm looks like the Crusher 1 shot chaining on the Mk XV Evis is easier than I thought

+Cara and Sustained Assault with 2 +5% melee nodes hits the BP

[heavy arch]

That’s it

😮

[ripe quest]

Duellist or a Keystone boost will hit the body shot BP

[heavy arch]

nice

[tawny tangle]

Should add a bolter variant that has a more accurate hipfire and a braced full-auto for cavalcade crit builds

[wheat topaz]

subclass for vet is just a walking heavy machine gun emplacement!!

GIB MOAR

DAKKA!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/shoota-boy-warhammer40k-kill-team-ork-wh40k-gif-26410400

[heavy arch]

I want commissar class and when I shoot my allies they get buff

[tawny tangle]

Add a fat ass machine gun that has a ammo backpack, 1 dodge and you can't sprint with it equipped lol

[wheat topaz]

YES PLS

I MUIST SHOOT

AND I HAVE NO AMMO

[north sedge]

I want cookie

[wheat topaz]

now i want 1 too

dammit

[sharp zodiac]

Me too damnit

Welp off to the cabinet

[hushed agate]

Oh wow i didnt know they were outlawed

Been asking one for some time now

Guess im a heretic

[frank night]

There's 'illegal'

And there's 'Inquisition issue'

the overlap is a circle

[heavy arch]

Sugar bad

I subsist on salt

[spare talon]

one thousand fucking hours

and i just realized

you deal more damage to a beasts mouth

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/great-teacher-onizuka-gif-25044670

[spare talon]

how did i never know this

i thought it was 2 damage profiles, the weak spot and everywhere else

[ripe quest]

I remember when a dev hopped into Ogryn chat and was like "oh yeah we should allow grenades to get stuck in the mouth"

[spare talon]

also did not know that was a thing

but then again
ive rarely played with damage grenades in general

[ripe quest]

I also remember Crab doing like 2 shots on BoN with mouth hits

[tawny tangle]

Well I isnt "yet"

[spare talon]

most of my playtime has been with stuns and brain burst

[open pollen]

I think it'd be cool if the shredder actually caused bleed stacks naturally. Some DoT might make up for its poor DPS while still giving it a niche for like, scourge users and such.

[spare talon]

it would have to be a chance

like 10-15% chance if thats ever a thing

[ripe quest]

I wouldn't actually mind if PF got a Shredder exclusive buff.

[open pollen]

Of course, every shot would be mental

[wheat topaz]

yea that would be neat, its way to underpowered rn

[open pollen]

What kind of variant would you like to see?

[ripe quest]

Currently it's a DPS tool for Maniacs which it's fairly good at

[spare talon]

it would also mean that ammo woulf be a good stat
so you can have a larger mag size, more chances at a higher bleed count

[open pollen]

I think shredder akimbo would be cool.

[north sedge]

It's for flexing bullets like a gangsta

[spare talon]

the hell does akimbo mean
ive only heard it from a warframe arcane added earlier this year that had to do with pistols

[open pollen]

Lower mag size/accuracy. High burst damage.

[spare talon]

is it dual weilding>

?

[open pollen]

aye

Dual weilding

[wheat topaz]

big ass ammo capacity. or heavy slug variant maybe

[spare talon]

assumed so since every dual weapon starts with ak[weapon name]

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/guns-akimbo-daniel-radcliffe-harry-potter-daniel-harry-gif-21335247

[wheat topaz]

its used in old call of duty lingo too. like very old

[open pollen]

NGL this film made me respect Radcliff as an actor

[wheat topaz]

always wanted to see that movie, cant remember name though

[north sedge]

It's much older than CoD

[wheat topaz]

ye

just need to say very old because kids nowadays

[open pollen]

Guns akimbo

[wheat topaz]

nice

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/disgusting-swiss-army-man-swiss-army-penis-trap-gif-19120423

[frozen ibex]

Crowd control (s)low

[wheat topaz]

such a good movie ngl

[north sedge]

Can live with it

[open pollen]

Was this the one where he rides his friend's corpse like a jet ski?

[north sedge]

Swiss Army Man, yea

[open pollen]

Ah, never saw that. Only absorbed it via cultural osmosis

[north sedge]

It's good

[hearty lily]

Which blessing should I get if my primary plan for the Bolter is to mag dump into bosses/Unyielding targets

Pinning Fire or Cavalcade

[north sedge]

Same directors as Everything Everywhere All at Once

[wheat topaz]

The barrel part is in-game but you cant use it, so im sure its a placeholder for a new weapon type in the near future :p

[open pollen]

I also need to watch that one too. I heard it had good fight choreography, but I am skeptical

[sharp zodiac]

Got chocolate chip

[wheat topaz]

aw man

i should make some cookies again soon

[north sedge]

It's an incredible movie that is far more than just cool fights

[wheat topaz]

i made some for the first time recently

[sharp zodiac]

You should

[wheat topaz]

was so fucking dense since i messed up the ratio a bit, but godDAMN was it good

[open pollen]

Last good fightin' movie I saw was Nobody. Never knew Saul Goodman could fight

[ripe quest]

It took almost an entire year for some of the datamined stuff to show up ingame back at launch, and there are still stuff there that hasn't been shown. We might not see that DB or the Boltpistol for a very long time.

[wheat topaz]

browning the butter really gave it a nice almondy aroma

[open pollen]

But, are the fights cool? or are they like, marvel movie "cool"

Michael Bay "cool"

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-shoes-hurt-myshoeshurt-mr-show-gif-12346417637808879228

[open pollen]

can't tell what's going on "cool"

[wheat topaz]

true. but it being there with a model and all is a positive towards it being a thing some day no? :p

[north sedge]

No good creative fights

[open pollen]

Then on the list it remains

[north sedge]

But the movie is more than that

Like, there's a reason it swept up awards

[wheat topaz]

well that movie is not really made for its fighting though

more for blowing your mind

how i see it atleast

[north sedge]

Yea

[wheat topaz]

still

how can you not say the scene with sausage fingers slapping each other is not fire

[heavy arch]

rock scene was most powerful

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/stubby-fingers-sausage-fingers-podgy-fingers-sausage-hands-wurstfinger-gif-27688617

[heavy arch]

what a triumph of cinema

[wheat topaz]

very wise

[buoyant pecan]

No fight is gonna cooler than the Last Duel's

That 8 minute duel at the end was epic

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-everythingeverywhereallatonce-gif-25516405

[wheat topaz]

i just really love that the actors are not some fucking overdressed overused marvel/Dc/anything because famous and pretty. and it just made the movie 1000x better

[heavy arch]

Have yall seen the greatest action movie ever made

THE RAID: REDEMPTION

[wheat topaz]

ah yes

shaolin soccer

oh

[heavy arch]

kung fu hustle > ss

[wheat topaz]

i love both raids

oh nono

kong fu hustle

best one!

[north sedge]

I prefer ss

[wheat topaz]

fair

all good

[heavy arch]

but I do love shaolin soccer

[wheat topaz]

i laughed my ass off the ENTIRE movie

i was so sore

[ripe quest]

Eventually, but again we've had models for a lot of stuff and it's not available yet.

[wheat topaz]

FS taking their sweet time making anything because money comes first 😔

[ripe quest]

No they're just slow in general

I'm highly doubtful it's a money thing that leads to how weird they are

[north sedge]

If money came first they'd be pumping shit out

[wheat topaz]

i can imagine they are watching view/player numbers drop to a point and then they release content to keep it there.

like they are doing with prices on goods nowadays just slowly pumping it higher and higher until we rabble rabble

https://tenor.com/view/rabble-randy-marsh-sheila-broflovski-gerald-broflovski-richard-tweak-gif-22002734

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-no-nope-gif-13134027

[ripe quest]

You can tell that it's like that because at launch Xbox was planned to release and the paid store was fully functioning. When held at gunpoint by microsoft they make stuff just fine lol

[sharp zodiac]

Xbox (derogatory)

[ripe quest]

If that was the case V2 would be doubled in content by now.

They plan on supporting it for a long while and they have had some very typical Fatshark stuff going on for years.

[open pollen]

They are also swedish and (hopefully) have less crunchy working conditions

[ripe quest]

This is true they got like, rights n stuff for their workers

[wheat topaz]

SWEDISH 🤮

[sharp zodiac]

SWEDISH?

[open pollen]

Rights? For Workers? What are they, people?

[naive star]

tips on finishing?

[north sedge]

How dare they have actual vacation

[sharp zodiac]

They should work 76 hours a day

[wheat topaz]

Skåne is dansk

:d

[open pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

[sharp zodiac]

Idc if that isn't possible it what do they think they are? People?

[north sedge]

Sprint to flak/elites

[naive star]

Ok ty, mainly made it so can do "kill 40 stunned enemies" penance

[open pollen]

How do you know you've gotten your worth out of an employee if they don't suffer a mental break?

[wheat topaz]

i always think back on a few devs that are in the total of single digits. and still releasing content/ weekly updates

and then AAA that takes months years to release anything not even same quality/quantity

[north sedge]

🤔

[sharp zodiac]

Cough cough overwatch 2 cough cough

[olive raven]

Call Of Duty cough

[sharp zodiac]

That too loud fucking coughing

[open pollen]

Some people are crazy. Like that Hotdogs and Horseshoes guy. Passionate about their projects and lacking any oversight/communication overhead. Smaller teams can be faster than big ones for that reason alone.

[wheat topaz]

i would cough then say it very straight faced, then go back to coughing

[wheat topaz]

i was litterlly thinking about that guy!

fucking love his stuf

really miss my VR

also

Prison architect

[open pollen]

They're my goto when I think about the small sporty devs

[wheat topaz]

understandable, and a good example

and factorio for example

31 in house

[open pollen]

Same, my audio's gone caput on my index and I am too scared to get another one because "The new Valve headset's just around the corner, guys!"

[wheat topaz]

and if they drop updates which are sadly long between, its FUCKING SHARP quality though

[open pollen]

Also, can't just buy a new headset, gotta get the whole dang kit |:c

[olive raven]

See I’ve just noticed a trend where

[wheat topaz]

mine fucking died after i drowned it in sweat lmao. im not getting an index its just too expensive honestly. I would go for a HP reverb G2 since its the newest version of a "rift S"

[olive raven]

I purposely play games that make me violently mad at myself

Overwatch, Darktide, War Thunder, Foxhole

[wheat topaz]

sad about ur audio thought thats frustrating

[olive raven]

With the question of

“Why the fuck do I play this”

[open pollen]

I've been thinking about getting a pimax but I hear the consumer experience is awful. If I'm paying top dollar I expect plug and play quality

[sharp zodiac]

Viscous cycle

[wheat topaz]

warthunder.

you truele are a masochist

[mighty kelp]

Hey anyone got some solid builds for zealot ? My mate is doing some random shit with loner aura and I need some stuff to show him

[olive raven]

I spent money on War Thunder. I can never return.

[mighty kelp]

Hey thats me

[bitter anvil]

Any chaotic topic in zealot chat?

[mighty kelp]

Please don't

[olive raven]

What weapon do they hse

[bitter anvil]

Or was has chaotic topic

[mighty kelp]

Vet chat has already died

[sharp zodiac]

I spent 700 on overwatch

I'll never recover

[wheat topaz]

i havent heard that though. but i dont think its meant for gameplay, more media viewing :S
could be wrong but its selling point is the insane resolution and wide fov no?

[olive raven]

I’ve prolly spent 200-300

Battle pass mainly

[heavy arch]

overwatch LMAO

[buoyant pecan]

Introduce him to Lacerate Fleshtearer Knife

[mighty kelp]

Some pretty good heavy swords as far as I can tell

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/muhahaha-muhaa-evil-evil-laugh-duck-gif-18128094925251931977

[olive raven]

Oh bitchin 1 sec

[open pollen]

Aye, the widest FOV on the market. I feel like I'm putting on a dang diving helm everytime I hop into VR, so that appeals to me

[sharp zodiac]

I'm so glad I didn't have enough space to install Baldur's and keep ow2, so I had to uninstall ow2

[mighty kelp]

No as long as I still draw breath

[sharp zodiac]

The only perk I'll give this white plastic box

[mighty kelp]

Let it be said that I don't know much about what is best on them tho

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-laugh-gif-24225556

[mighty kelp]

Try me

[wheat topaz]

still havent tried baldurs. but i want to one day when it goes on sale

i know it will be fun

[sharp zodiac]

The Joker society

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lich-fnaf-theory-fnaf-gif-962994173686340402

[wheat topaz]

i heard the inventory mangement is ass though

[sharp zodiac]

Jonkler better unfortunately

[mighty kelp]

It is such a cool game fr fr

[sharp zodiac]

Shit speaking of pizza

I gotta get cooking

[wheat topaz]

;9

[mighty kelp]

Im sorry I understand none of this

[wheat topaz]

seen some funny clips xd

[sharp zodiac]

Breaking bad

[olive raven]

@mighty kelp

Literally any heavy sword, recommend the 6. Deathblow+Headtaker (Best), or Rampage+Headtaker

Toughness curios, recommend minimum 2 Gunner res perks

Use this talent tree

[wheat topaz]

kreabing kad

[open pollen]

I feel like my ADHD pea-brain can't run Baulders. I never got past the druid camp. Only person on planet that can't enjoy that game.

[sharp zodiac]

I should watch that

Someday

[olive raven]

Choose any of the following ranged weapons: Zarona, Bolter, Flamer, IAG, Brauto, Kantrael Shotty

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-jordans-gif-27383017

[olive raven]

Personal favorites are Zarona, IAG, Bolter and Kant Shot

[mighty kelp]

He also runs knife (where I dont have the heart to stop him) and sometimes the new evis

[open pollen]

The revolver is such a fun weapon. Shame the cowboy variant has no pierce

[sharp zodiac]

The shotguns feel great on zel

[mighty kelp]

Damn

[buoyant pecan]

Don't worry all of Spider Man 2 fans can't handle Bg3

[wheat topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/lich-adventure-time-adventuretimelich-ong-gif-26657572

[heavy arch]

It’s Spider-Man, show some respect

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/yungboy-never-broke-again-chip-cash-money-gif-10814543523167440323

[wheat topaz]

agri shotty pilled into overdose 💊

[wheat topaz]

never tried lil ceasar.

[open pollen]

Really? I thought I was alone. Clearly there are others with the same mental deficiency. I need my shooty shooty bang-bang games or else I melt

[wheat topaz]

many "trash" places i want to try if i visit US again

[buoyant pecan]

Put tomato sauce and cheese on cardboard

Chew

Choke

Then survive and swallow

[open pollen]

On plus side, I really liked the new Robocop game

[buoyant pecan]

The Lil Ceasars experience

[open pollen]

Very fun, and respectful of source material.

[wheat topaz]

i also want to experience the famous popeye biscuit and promptly die of extreme dehydration and suffocation

[buoyant pecan]

Oh that came out

[open pollen]

Also playing Blood West. Fun so far.

[heavy arch]

That’s not what you die of at a Popeyes

It’s the bullets you gotta worry about

[sharp zodiac]

Oh yeah it did

[open pollen]

Love my FPS RPGs, although I don't know if Blood West counts as RPG, it might just have skill tree

[wheat topaz]

it goes with the experience

[heavy arch]

since all Popeyes are in sketch af areas

[sharp zodiac]

I thought you were talking about the sailor

Bout to ask if there were multiple clones

[heavy arch]

Popeyes fried chicken

p good but not worth dying over

[buoyant pecan]

Well if you don't wanna buy the biscuit first go to the Sahara desert. Then chew the sand. As you chew, bury yourself in said smoldering sand and stare at the sun whilst chewing. Add salt into mouth for full authenticity

[wheat topaz]

never felt so at discomfortable and at unease, as when i was traveling around sketchy areas in US

more so then when i was in a fucking favella

[open pollen]

I recommend it. A solid AA title, and the devs do good work with licenses (If you ignore the Rambo game)

[heavy arch]

I’ve been in favelas

[olive raven]

Literally any finesse weapon works well with the build shown so it’s pretty forgiving

[wheat topaz]

hmmm sand 🤤

[heavy arch]

I’d say it’s the same vibe tbh

[mighty kelp]

Thank you @olive raven I'll send it to him

[buoyant pecan]

I just used chat gpt to write a multiple paragraph compelling argument for something I cannot state here under threat of ban.
I care not for the licensing

[wheat topaz]

i was in salvador back then.

[open pollen]

Aye, I find most places sketchy. That's why I live in a desert. I might get eaten by coyotes or poisoned by a scorpion but I know they don't have guns.

[heavy arch]

Philippines

[wheat topaz]

oh neat

never trying it again though

[prisma ember]

Anyone tried out perfect strike blessing for eviserator?

[wheat topaz]

we dont even have scorpions or "snakes" here

its not for nothing we were called the whipped cream country during ww2

[sharp zodiac]

Not yet

[buoyant pecan]

Frankly if the waffle house isn't sketchy, don't eat there

[prisma ember]

It looks like it would go super good with shred and dash ability for good ult uptime.

[open pollen]

"snakes"? Going to have to explain those ominous quotations there.

[prisma ember]

On new evis

[open pollen]

Eating at a waffle house is on my bucket list

But I got GIRD now so on the list it shall remain :c

[buoyant pecan]

The quality of the meals in Waffle House goes up exponentially with the likeness of being shanked on your way out to your vehicle

[wheat topaz]

only thing we have is like this. and you never ever see it like NEVER

and its not venomous

[open pollen]

Aw, cutie!

[buoyant pecan]

Non venomous danger noodle

[sharp zodiac]

That is my son

[buoyant pecan]

Pet it

[sharp zodiac]

Greg Thompson

[wheat topaz]

oh my bad, it IS venomous

butyea its cute :3

[buoyant pecan]

Venomous danger noodle pet it

[open pollen]

Still cute. Gotta pet it

[wheat topaz]

i love the subreddit Snakes with hats on

[rough vault]

Chat, is this real?

[open pollen]

If they didn't want us to pet them, why they friend shaped?

[wheat topaz]

if no pet why fren shep

[heavy arch]

Would you sign up for a ghetto hood tour of the United States

[wheat topaz]

hahah no thanks i had my taste

[heavy arch]

Seeing as how you foreigners wanna go to Waffle House at night or Popeyes

[wheat topaz]

also if i did, it would have to be without my family, since they look so fucking much like turist its painful

i want to try the resturant not the neighberhood xd

[open pollen]

I'm so white, I'd be a cognito hazard. Peoples brains would melt upon seeing me and my incandescent skin.

[heavy arch]

selling hood tour packages to Europeans and Asians

come see Oakland

[buoyant pecan]

https://youtu.be/sFv97ICWP0A?si=YxfG2kcaFVVT8q8L

[wheat topaz]

ill never forget the time i spoke with 2 random dudes outside my hotel and as i told them i was from DK they just kept telling me its the capital of ikea

[heavy arch]

Denmark is wooden shoes and bicycles

[wheat topaz]

😍 lil veno moos

[wheat topaz]

a tide of plastic shall overwhelm and swallow the continent, and no toes shall remain unstubbed

the dark tide of lego

[open pollen]

https://youtube.com/shorts/adhK9OeHqwM?si=eVitXGBlbiDMgOvH

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/lucidrien-snake-blele-corn-snake-gif-26303137

[wheat topaz]

why hello

[olive raven]

Be sure to wear black red and blue, super safe

[buoyant sleet]

DANGER NOODLE

[blazing fossil]

There’s a tampon in my nose

[sharp zodiac]

I've been to NY and lorida, if there's somewhere worse than those two I don't wanna go

What

[native cargo]

Close one nostril and blow with the other

[delicate shadow]

I've been to 3 continents so far

[blazing fossil]

lol bad nose bleed

[delicate shadow]

actually 4 if you include stopovers

[mighty kelp]

That's not where those usually go

[frozen glen]

5 if u include ur mum

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahahaha

[native cargo]

Happy birthday bulging

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cucuso-trippy-psychedelic-psychedelicguy-crazy-gif-12507069

[blazing fossil]

Maybe they should write better instructions on the box

[mighty kelp]

I sniggered

[delicate shadow]

no she's part of Australia, doesn't count

[open pollen]

Ah yes, if you only want to visit the airports of other countries.

[sharp zodiac]

Sn

[wheat topaz]

saw a dried up dead horse in nevada desert

[delicate shadow]

Abu Dhabi airport was pretty nice tbh

[wheat topaz]

looked like a raisin lol

[native cargo]

Luna become racist

[blazing fossil]

Damn I’ve only been to 3 continents too

[heavy arch]

Singapore airport is the best airport I ever been to in my life

[native cargo]

I've been to the only continent that matters

[sharp zodiac]

Rat do you have cheers for eyes and ears

[native cargo]

The earth's core

[sharp zodiac]

Get out

[wheat topaz]

asian airports pretty good

[olive raven]

Mmm

[wheat topaz]

underrated

[heavy arch]

it’s tied to a heckin mall and hotel

[olive raven]

Europe, North America, Asia and Australia

I got 4 bet

[delicate shadow]

singapore airport is aight, it's busy af tho

[open pollen]

Snickering in my knickers.

[blazing fossil]

I liked the Nagoya airport hotel in Japan, you could get massages if you ask the front desk

[olive raven]

Like 16-18 countries

[native cargo]

I licked the elephant foot in chernobyl

[olive raven]

30 or so cities

[sharp zodiac]

OFC you would

[heavy arch]

American airports suck

[sharp zodiac]

And I'm secretly an Alien

[native cargo]

I am very dangerous now

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

[olive raven]

Yea ok frog muncher

[delicate shadow]

American airports are hot dogshit yeah

[sharp zodiac]

What the fuck

[heavy arch]

When I first arrived in JFK I thought I was in a third world country

[open pollen]

Really earning that "Warp" moniker

[wheat topaz]

oh never went to the hotel, but the airport was nice.

[blazing fossil]

This is ||true||

[native cargo]

Why would an alien choose to be franch

[delicate shadow]

snails kinda slap ngl

[olive raven]

My apologies

[sharp zodiac]

You are forgiven

[blazing fossil]

I think its on a man made island iirc

[wheat topaz]

Snails sninda snlap

[spare talon]

i just realized im 5 investigates from mission improbable

[olive raven]

Boston isn’t horrible

[open pollen]

Fried Ranch?

[native cargo]

How about the Atoman Snail

[olive raven]

Hey Incan

[delicate shadow]

the what

[spare talon]

so guess whos doing a malice investigate

[delicate shadow]

Hey leux

[wheat topaz]

100 it is

[olive raven]

Where’s the best place to hit a guy

[heavy arch]

Also speaking of airports, the one in New Jersey left me with the impression that New Jersey residents are uncultured animals

[olive raven]

Please tell

[native cargo]

Atoman Snail. The supposed "beast of nurgle"

[olive raven]

Newark?

[heavy arch]

in what world does one men’s bathroom for more than a dozen gates make sense

[open pollen]

We need more Investigation missions. Repair missions too!

[native cargo]

Hit em in the anus

[sharp zodiac]

I almost got killed 5 times via bad driving

[wheat topaz]

snails are cute

[blazing fossil]

Thats what my beloved said

[sharp zodiac]

How are people this bad

[delicate shadow]

wouldn't the obvious weakspot be the play?

[heavy arch]

AND there are only soap dispensers at the far left and far right of all the hand washing faucets

so two soap dispensers

[native cargo]

Yeah hit the dude in the anus

[heavy arch]

For like 10 faucets

[open pollen]

Stress? They're panicking.

[heavy arch]

fucking new Jersey disgusting animals

[wheat topaz]

love the thai airports

[sharp zodiac]

Why would they panic

Ok well

[wheat topaz]

get shovered in purple everything

[native cargo]

Stop driving on the left side of the road

[delicate shadow]

stanisms are something else

[sharp zodiac]

I'm walking

[open pollen]

Because they just almost got hit by other drivers like, 5 times. And it's an airport.

[heavy arch]

Yes it was the newly constructed terminal at Newark

[native cargo]

Stop walking on the left side of the road

[open pollen]

I've never seen anyone be chill at an airport

[delicate shadow]

North Americans I'm pretty sure just don't know how to drive

[sharp zodiac]

The new jersey chain

[sharp zodiac]

Rat it's a fucking sidewalk

[native cargo]

Stop walking on the left side of the sidewalk

[open pollen]

Did you know we've the highest number of "Car vs Building" collisions?

[native cargo]

We drive and walk on the right side

[sharp zodiac]

I'm gonna walk in the left side of your house

[heavy arch]

I walk on the left bc Americans walk too fucking slow

[native cargo]

Pls no I can't have Europeans walking on the left side of me home

[sharp zodiac]

Wallclimbint

Piferman

Spdierman

Spider-man

[delicate shadow]

walking on the left side of rat's roof rn

[native cargo]

I'm scared

[north sedge]

Luna going stan mode

https://tenor.com/view/japan-toei-marvel-spider-man-hero-gif-18985706

[native cargo]

The inner french in her is denying the use of English

So she struggles

I forgive

[lusty orbit]

i would be in awe too if i saw spiderman on a motorcycle

[cerulean pike]

Calm down frenchie.

[open pollen]

Speakin' English makes the French wanna poke their tongue through a guillotine.

[native cargo]

Understandable

[frozen glen]

pregnant spider woman on a motorcycle

[lusty orbit]

je suis le loser or whatever they say idk french

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-tokusatsu-hell-gif-19199096

[lusty orbit]

japanese spiderman is peak

[open pollen]

I mean, they got the poses right

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/supaidaman-spiderman-japan-machine-gun-gif-24562899

[open pollen]

The most "gun shaped" non-gun I've ever seent

[lusty orbit]

okay but are there other spiderman variants that have shot a gun and fought a giant version of the villain of the week by summoning a mech at the end of an episode?

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-looking-gif-11890796

[lusty orbit]

peak.

[open pollen]

Ah, so THATS how the spiders keep getting into my house

[buoyant sleet]

that's because a large swathe of the US is one

[north sedge]

Yea the little spiderhatch in the ceiling

[sharp zodiac]

What in the hell rat

[spare talon]

did not need to see that

[native cargo]

Wrong discord

[spare talon]

lmao

[frozen glen]

GYATT

[open pollen]

Ass Flashbang

[spare talon]

WHAT DISCORD IS THE RIGHT ONE

[sharp zodiac]

WHATS THE RIGHT DISCORD??

[lusty orbit]

gyatt

[native cargo]

I meant to send it to a friend group discord

[open pollen]

Gyatt Attack

Gyattack

[sharp zodiac]

AUGH my sides

[native cargo]

People were arguing about which celebrity had a fat ass so I'm deploying the monke

[open pollen]

"Ah fuck, someone leaked the group chat"

[lusty orbit]

i just wanted spiderman not gyatts

[buoyant pecan]

Here?

[sharp zodiac]

What kind of response

Woul that even be

[frozen glen]

luna

[buoyant pecan]

In This revered discord vox channel

[native cargo]

Nah in a different discord

[frozen glen]

r u ok

[sharp zodiac]

No

[buoyant pecan]

Of our Benificient Emperor?

[sharp zodiac]

I got fucking flashbanged by a baboon's end

[open pollen]

Rat deployed the apostatic technocant

[buoyant pecan]

Oh so what was the answer then

[native cargo]

I'm showing them celebrities got nothing on the monke

[buoyant pecan]

This is why I don't open DMs from strangers

[sharp zodiac]

Apparently not

[sharp zodiac]

No rat accidentally posted it here

Instead of the GC

[native cargo]

They kept debating between nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian so I just

Posted the baboon buut

Butt*

[buoyant pecan]

So who has the better surgeon?

[maiden path]

what if they said they would give u 300 dollars

[native cargo]

Yeah

[buoyant pecan]

I'd drop my cashapp and ic they give me 300 that's that

And then I'd block them

[open pollen]

Those people are still around? I thought we'd get a new batch of celebs by now

[olive raven]

hurt but not maim

[native cargo]

The debate didn't involve if it was organic butt or not

[olive raven]

i need those on him incan

[maiden path]

your answer sucks, feel bad

[lusty orbit]

no chat, there is no #gyatttide channel in this discord

[native cargo]

Leux aim for the booty hole men don't know what to do once you strike it

[olive raven]

its the same everywhere

[native cargo]

On god

[olive raven]

The french

thai

aussies

british

danes

americans

canadians

ALL CANNOT DRIVE

[sharp zodiac]

Ik how to drive

If I had a car

[olive raven]

DRIVING REQUIRES COMMON SENSE

[buoyant pecan]

Germans boasting about their awesome roads

[olive raven]

AND MOST DONT HAVE THAT

[frozen glen]

u don't need a car to know how to drive

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/horses-horse-horse-drawn-carriage-on-my-way-im-coming-gif-26746050

Germans until America drove on their road

[native cargo]

I only feel sympathy for people who drive on dog shit roads.

[olive raven]

i dont even wanna say what noise was made

[sharp zodiac]

Life would be better if we rode on horse

[native cargo]

Pot holes and dirt roads with shit condition

[olive raven]

it was a scream

im hiding in the closet

[lusty orbit]

my trackhawk be sounding like an elevator full of chainswords. yahoo!

[native cargo]

Good. You know the secret

[sharp zodiac]

There's an old guy staring at me

[placid fiber]

Have at least 4 zealots, no matter what, for your characters that you created...?

[sharp zodiac]

What is his deal

[heavy arch]

Stare back establish dominance

[frozen glen]

he's old

[sharp zodiac]

I'm gonna age him up

Turn him to dust with mind

[open pollen]

I rode horses for a very long time. Swear I got me nads pummeled everytime. My poor nads.

[native cargo]

Send him to the afterlife. Show an ankle and send him into a heart attack

[frozen glen]

u already do that whenever u speak to someone

[lusty orbit]

they’re old. i bet they saw you on the stone tablets in babylon

[heavy arch]

he can smell the French on you

[sharp zodiac]

IM NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH FOR THE TABLETS

I wasn't born in ancient times

[native cargo]

Luna. You were prophetised

Woman

[lusty orbit]

do you know them?

[sharp zodiac]

Oh that's Rick and Bob

[cerulean pike]

haha frenchie's old

[buoyant pecan]

This is where you would clench a concealed weapon

[heavy arch]

how old is old

[sharp zodiac]

I AM NO OLDIE

[native cargo]

I remember the Cambrian explosion

[wheat topaz]

thank you for mentioning us, and its true we are shitty drivers. not dangerous just OBNOXIOUSLY IN THE WAY ALL THE TIME

[delicate shadow]

idk, deck 'em in the schnoz

[lusty orbit]

fortnite loading screen

[sharp zodiac]

That's a funny word

Schnoz

[native cargo]

Incan they already hit em in the anus

[maiden path]

when will zealot git a gauntlet or something i wanna box shit

[open pollen]

"You were prophetised, Woman!" has mad Samuel L. Jackson vibes.