zealot-class

[sharp zodiac]

Like

[ripe quest]

It is.

[sharp zodiac]

Can you still see the enemies better

[spare dome]

you get used to it

[sharp zodiac]

Or worse

[frozen glen]

he has a shitty laptop

[frank night]

a tragedy in three steps

[south folio]

you BITCH

[frank night]

this time i cropped it better

[frosty herald]

darktide playdough edition

[frozen glen]

disproportionate images

try again

[south folio]

i'm dropping a flashbang of my setup https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1133928123868663828/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_1a6a056c-46bb-40d5-a06c-d77bce4f5a63.png?ex=659f3edc&is=658cc9dc&hm=681216da4589a9dbdf90486aff577972a3a1d5a5f7a6c747aced4703fbbf071d&

[sharp zodiac]

Wait

Does it run doom

[south folio]

mayhaps

[frozen glen]

most horrendous setup ever

[south folio]

it's a highly aerodynamic laptop

[sharp zodiac]

That answer scares me it's flipnarping doom 64

[left iron]

[sharp zodiac]

My favorite

[native cargo]

smh you and your silly insults

[sharp zodiac]

I will twist you

Twist and turn

Dead

[frozen glen]

exploring abandoned isolated buildings is fun

[sharp zodiac]

Nyehehehehehehehegegegehehehe

[native cargo]

Luna you can try to twist and break me but I am a rat of warp flexibility

[north sedge]

is fantastic

[native cargo]

I am so flexible that I'll be like a cartoon and wrap around you as if I am a noodle

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/baldurs-gate-3-squirrel-wtf-omg-horror-gif-7126844352124115827

[native cargo]

I will constrict thee

[sharp zodiac]

I kinda feel bad tho because I haven't been playing it nearly as much as I should've

[lapis cave]

zealot channel is fucking hilarious.

Every other class channel: <mechanics discussion>

Zealot channel: 'is it bestiality?' and memes

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/spec-baki-baki-the-grappler-kick-anime-gif-17081354

[sharp zodiac]

My mind is sucked into ror2

[native cargo]

just play it luna

smh

[sharp zodiac]

I can't

[native cargo]

Yuh uh

[frozen glen]

yea we get that twice a month

[sharp zodiac]

Once I get into something it's like an addiction

[native cargo]

okay but

yuh uh

[frozen glen]

that's adhd

[north sedge]

eh it's fine to play other things

[frozen glen]

or no

it was the other thing

[sharp zodiac]

Eventually I'll play it again, I did get to the goblin camp

[north sedge]

i play a bit o' dt atm, alot of Hunt, a smattering of sf6, alan wake 2 new game plus

[sharp zodiac]

And...smeared shit on myself accidentally

[north sedge]

and play with yamato's weird hangups

about a fictional druid man who turns into a bear cause he gets so very excited

[frozen glen]

you'd smear shit on ur face but not eat vegetables

[sharp zodiac]

It was an accident

[frozen glen]

I see what u are

[sharp zodiac]

I wanted to seduce the leader

And kill them

[native cargo]

Red

[north sedge]

just imagine luna

[sharp zodiac]

Blue

[north sedge]

you can hookup with a bear man

[native cargo]

@frozen glen amswer this

[sharp zodiac]

You know ima need more time to think on that

[median steeple]

Help im being haunted by this beast

[north sedge]

and he's very poly

[frozen glen]

I can't answer that since I have no baseline for the intellect of 5 gay rats

I only know one

[native cargo]

Use this

[native cargo]

I am many rats

[sharp zodiac]

Like, poly as in a giant relationship

[native cargo]

In the form of a human

[sharp zodiac]

Or like

Something else

[native cargo]

He a polylute

[north sedge]

he's very into open relationships

[sharp zodiac]

Ah

[north sedge]

can't keep him reigned in

[frank night]

you cant call it a poly relationship just because they are twice the size of you

[frozen glen]

u can have a 5some

[north sedge]

lol

[sharp zodiac]

Mittens that's not what I fucking GOD

[native cargo]

Luna

You said what you said

[sharp zodiac]

Now I understand why you're josho's 13th reason

[frank night]

they are the size of two of me in a trenchcoat

therefore

threesome

[sharp zodiac]

What

[north sedge]

he also spent some time as a sex slave in the underdark

[sharp zodiac]

What

[native cargo]

@sharp zodiac

[frozen glen]

don't we all

[native cargo]

Franch

[frank night]

France

[sharp zodiac]

You know what I mean you fucking cactus licker

Anyways

[median steeple]

frunch

[frank night]

Fransssss

[sharp zodiac]

I do like the fact bg3 has a shit ton of possibilities

For everything

[native cargo]

Evil Luna is born in england so either Luna is just as evil as the other

We must purge this demon

[rustic lagoon]

Fronch.

[native cargo]

Purge Luna by sacrificing a baguette and evil luna by sacrificing tea leaves

[frozen glen]

tea bag

the british don't know how to use leaves

[sharp zodiac]

WE ARE NOT DISCUSSING LORE ABOUT ME

[native cargo]

YOUR LORE IS IMPORTANT TO THE FATE OF 2024

[autumn fern]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-8197900

[sharp zodiac]

NO IT IS NOT

[native cargo]

Then we must sacrifice the yorkshire tea

[native cargo]

YUH UH

[frank night]

ill have u know

redverse

[sharp zodiac]

YOU GAIN NOTHING

[native cargo]

WE GAIN EVERYTHING

I have warp foresight

If we do this we all get brownies

[sharp zodiac]

Even me?

[native cargo]

Yes

[sharp zodiac]

Woah

[median steeple]

I have done nothing but grind proof of concords for the past 10 hours and I still need 2 more

[native cargo]

You maybe french, you may not, who knows what this screamer of Tzeentch actually is gonna do but what is certain is we are getting brownies

[median steeple]

augh

[native cargo]

Ah yes the grind for the funny ears

[sharp zodiac]

The hell are proof of concords

Sounds familiar

[native cargo]

DS 3 covenant item

Either you pvp or grind an enemy

[median steeple]

the summons I have gotten have been hilarious I just wish they gave darkmoons the orb

https://medal.tv/games/dark-souls-3/clips/1MKZFQxYuRtF0r/d1337H8qAMQc?invite=cr-MSxYZmwsMTk0NjM5OTEyLA

[sharp zodiac]

Ah

Figured

[native cargo]

I should eventually plya play ds 3 again

[sharp zodiac]

I remember playing ds3 and being a str user

Now I'm a dex

[left iron]

Yooo gank city

My favourite area

[native cargo]

ew

[sharp zodiac]

Fuck you

[native cargo]

grow some big arms

[violet hornet]

Franch dressing

[sharp zodiac]

No

I like being skinny

Makes me carriable

[native cargo]

Luna. You can't keep saying that to me

[sharp zodiac]

Despite being 182 cm

[native cargo]

I am

not allowed to bang

non-rats

Shame

[sharp zodiac]

IM NOT ASKING

[native cargo]

YOU SAID FUCK YOU

[sharp zodiac]

For that

AS AN INSULT

[native cargo]

smh

[sharp zodiac]

Fucking cheese for ears

Cheesed to meet you

[native cargo]

I am cheesed to meet you but that cheesed to meet you

[frank night]

lady is made out of balsa wood and pizza toppings ong

[native cargo]

lmao get mittins'd

[sharp zodiac]

I'm gonna fucking implode

[native cargo]

another has fallen

[frank night]

does DS3 multiplayer work now

[sharp zodiac]

Why is it fr

[native cargo]

[frank night]

didnt it have like a whole year of broken

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

You're thinking of ds1

[rustic lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-crying-emoji-laugh-cry-emoji-cry-laugh-emoji-gif-19935705

[native cargo]

I think og ds1 doesn't have multiplayer

[sharp zodiac]

Shut up

[median steeple]

yeah it was shutdown I think DS1R is the only one with it now

[native cargo]

You're oddly aggressively Luna idk what could have caused this, but you need to think positively. Live, Love, Laugh.

Become a real positive influence for your peers

[fluid mason]

live, love, laugh 😭

[sharp zodiac]

You are no monk

[frozen glen]

it's the lack of veggies in their system

[native cargo]

I am a rat monk

[sharp zodiac]

YOU SMELL LIKE A LEAKY SINK

[frank night]

how do u know what that smells like

[native cargo]

Luna

[sharp zodiac]

Because I had a leaky sink

[rustic lagoon]

I work near leaky sinks!

[native cargo]

Don't lie about rats we are very very clean

[frank night]

french ass appliances

[sharp zodiac]

I'm sorry warp rat

[native cargo]

Only in large numbers do we commit attrocities

[rustic lagoon]

I'm a dishwasher.

[sharp zodiac]

Your kin are very clean

[frozen glen]

u have a leaky sink because of all that nasty grease u pour down ur drain

[sharp zodiac]

What

Wait hold on

[native cargo]

My condolences

[sharp zodiac]

A bird flew into my window

Wtf

[rustic lagoon]

Fr?

[native cargo]

Everything is going to plan Luna

[sharp zodiac]

Heard a loud ass thunk

[frozen glen]

free food

[sharp zodiac]

And this is a very high up building

[frank night]

little did it know you do not have a car and cannot give it a lift

[sharp zodiac]

Shut the fuck up

[rustic lagoon]

Closest I had to a bird in the house was a hugeass moth.

[native cargo]

That bird thought you had cheesem, but your window was closed cus they can't see glass or some shit

and it hit your window

If you had your window open this wouldn't have happened

butterfart effect

101

[sharp zodiac]

I had it open an hour ago to air out my lizard's feces smell

[native cargo]

That is

actually

[sharp zodiac]

Should've came then

[native cargo]

i am sorry for your nostrils

[frozen glen]

ew

[sharp zodiac]

Not the worst thing I've had to endure

Work around animals and you get used to the smells

[frozen glen]

maybe don't smear it on ur face like in bg3

[native cargo]

Yeah you had to endure me in your walls when I was very stinky and refused to shower

[sharp zodiac]

Shut the fuck

Door

[native cargo]

Luna was like "GET IN HERE AND SHOWER"

Me: "no"

kept at it for months

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah there was a rat in my house

[frank night]

please do not try to 'seduce' the leader of the 'goblins'

[quaint verge]

Plus she lives in France

[sharp zodiac]

How else am I supposed to get in

[frozen glen]

luna is trying to seduce the leader of the vivarium

[frank night]

there are many routes into the goblin camp

[sharp zodiac]

But this one is mine

[frank night]

not all of them involve your particular fetish

[native cargo]

The goblins are real G's

[sharp zodiac]

FETISH?

[native cargo]

Ik they doin some bad shit but

[sharp zodiac]

I have no such

[native cargo]

They legit are real G's man

They got your back (with a spear)

[sharp zodiac]

They kidnapped people

[frank night]

all im saying

[sharp zodiac]

A druid

[native cargo]

They act like real thugs

[frank night]

is that there was a range of solution

and your one

[native cargo]

Fuck them druids they wanna keep their forest cus they hippies

Napalm it

[sharp zodiac]

We are not the US government in Vietnam

[native cargo]

inhales

BLOOOOOOD

[sharp zodiac]

Rat no

[native cargo]

KILL THE DRUIDS BLOOOD

GOBLINS!? BLOOOOD

[frozen glen]

I just killed everyone that even slightly insulted me

[native cargo]

seizures

[sharp zodiac]

I just scare em off

Or take their clothes when they're not looking

When they're dead

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-among-us-among-us-tekken-tekken-funny-tekken-meme-gif-23886433

[sharp zodiac]

Noted

[native cargo]

On my very first playthrough I stole a fishing pole from those kids that try to steal from you in the camp

I did it as a flex

Them kids are not on my level

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/baldurs-gate-3-squirrel-wtf-omg-horror-gif-7126844352124115827

[sharp zodiac]

I stopped some lil thief person

But the Markiplier guy told me to intervene on the snake biting stufg

Im trying to seduce the half elf in my party

[left iron]

What the fuck is going on here

[sharp zodiac]

Baldur and his 3rd gate

[sharp zodiac]

Rat this is the worst thing here so far

[native cargo]

The rage consumes

[frozen glen]

luna uses goblin feces as a facial routine

[quaint verge]

The French

[sharp zodiac]

It

Was

An

Accident

I reloaded my save

[native cargo]

Luna is not escaping this from red lmao

YO DAVE?!?!!

who yo dave

[left iron]

Dear god

No

[north sedge]

i mean, the much funnier thing is the adult bear hugs

that yamato enjoys

[native cargo]

btw can we have an abyss bar in DT but ran by this knight

[sharp zodiac]

I haven't gotten there yet

[sharp zodiac]

The guy from the chipmunks

[native cargo]

Mine is crazy dave from pvz

[frozen glen]

gw was still wild for putting crotch gun on the titans

[native cargo]

They were

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-horus-heresy-imperial-knight-gif-25208599

massive fan of the knight paladin titans

[quaint verge]

[blissful sinew]

it was free real estate

[native cargo]

https://ifunny.co/video/psykers-edging-their-perils-QXwIx7cDA?s=cl

forgor where it is my meme folder

but this is a classic DT meme

[quaint verge]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[frosty herald]

Psyker died from mewing overdose

[fading vale]

where's the bar and dancing stage in the mourningstar

[quaint verge]

[hidden carbon]

anyone have a good chainaxe build for zealot?

[sage river]

Use chainaxe > profit

there

[naive star]

Is this acceptable?

Not perfect (infested) but atleast as babby zealot's first eviscerater

[surreal solstice]

Uh
What were the previus blessings?

Out of curiousity

Also >T2

[agile pivot]

crit evis in 2024

when will they learn

[ripe quest]

Seems fine yeah, just upgrade the blessings when you get the chance. +Infested isn't great on it.

[naive star]

Just wanna see if i even like that weapon

[ripe quest]

The Mk XV can run Rampage/Shred for general use.

[granite minnow]

Gonna be a hard sell with t2 blessings

[ripe quest]

It can be fun, it's a simple weapon.

[naive star]

Any tips on using it?

[cinder roost]

Its enjoyable, the rev attack over heads are good for dealing with bigger targets, its a slightly scaled down (damagae wise) version of the mk 12 caxe in every respect

[naive star]

Special on for instakills on bigger targets?

[hard nexus]

do i put flesh tearer or precog on my crit knife

guh

[ripe quest]

precog

[hard nexus]

alright

i was kinda guessing that but

yah

i was skimming through the lantern site

theres a "zealot meta" build

thats a mercy killer uncanny knife with full health stacking

running momentum with inebriates stance

oh

[ripe quest]

Lights for crowds, base heavies for small prio single target, special heavy for 1 shots on bigger stuff. You need a crit to 1 shot a Crusher, makes Bloodthirsty popular on the XV.

[hard nexus]

its also shroudfield

[hard nexus]

u can also oneshot a mauler if u angle ur camera right n hit their body/shoulder

[ripe quest]

I have seen so much garbage on that build section, such a goofy corner of the community.

[hard nexus]

with a revved heavy

[hard nexus]

its so bad

its amazing

he wrote a whole like

pretentious essay

on why its the best to stack health instead of toughness

"at this advanced level of play"

like

oh my god shut UPPPPP

rah

[patent zinc]

y/n? Emperor's gift from a damnation mission.

[native cargo]

The mourningstar just needs to be more of a social space instead of just "lol look at me cosmetics"

[hard nexus]

no

[native cargo]

We need to dance this shit hold on

[hard nexus]

it can be

decent

[native cargo]

This right here.

[frosty herald]

We should have a bar ngl

[hard nexus]

but it cant be really anywhere close to the best

[frosty herald]

There are 2 doorways blocked off in the mourningstar where something could be places

[patent zinc]

I've no idea what's good or not on combat blade.

[naive star]

Gonna try with the Evi also this new laser pistol (since going for some crit talents)

Maniac or Flak inplace of reload?

[cinder roost]

The rev attack can, though the lack of thrust keeps it from reliably one shorting ogryns

[ripe quest]

We have a weapon setup guide in pins.

[hard nexus]

i always forget about that

[native cargo]

I would not go into a mission if we got random music genres in the mourningstar this lit

[verbal thunder]

What are some of the most versatile melee weapons for Zealot, beyond the knife?

[naive star]

Ive been told precog+uncanny is the way to go for knife blessings

[native cargo]

ong

[verbal thunder]

Good horde clear, good elite / ogryn clear

Reasonable boss damage

[ripe quest]

Crusher, Hsword, Mk II Evis, both Chainswords, technically Caxe.

Knife is super single target leaning.

[frosty herald]

Just give us a bar a small minigame

[verbal thunder]

Ah, not the Mk V Evis?

[solemn raft]

How viable is the funny power hammer build? I saw a zealot 2 shot a daemonhost

[hard nexus]

depends what u mean by funny

[verbal thunder]

Reasonably viable but your horde clear will encounter problems

[ripe quest]

I just listed what I'd consider generalist weapons. The Mk XV focuses more on its single target, it's fine if you want to run it.

[naive star]

Crucis is the boss oneshotter out of the two hammers

[fading vale]

hadron selling drinks and calling us bad names when

[verbal thunder]

ohh okay, good to know!

[hard nexus]

cuz u can make that one shot build but ur damage will struggle everywheree else

[verbal thunder]

I just wanted an additional opinion, thank ya sir

[hard nexus]

lazorr jumpcsare

[verbal thunder]

Got a personal favorite among the weapons you sent me?

[native cargo]

"You sure you don't want the exquisite....diesel dozen shots from the old ages in Terra?"

"Very well...VARLET..."

[verbal thunder]

Would be interested to know your favorites among these.

[fading vale]

you can 2 shot DH with crucis and chastise

or 1 shot with stealth

ironhelm probably one shots DH with stealth idk, if not it's close

[surreal solstice]

[fading vale]

why are people that have no idea how things work so full of themselves

[solar gorge]

you answered your own question

[naive star]

Flak or Maniacs for this?

[violet hornet]

as true in darktide as it is anywhere

[fading vale]

I suppose so

[hard nexus]

LMAO

its so fucking cringe 2 read through

[ripe quest]

In that list probs the Mk XIIIg Chainsword, it's very fun. Crusher as a close second.

[frosty herald]

did a new essay drop?

[hard nexus]

not really

[naive star]

"No room for debate." he roleplays zealot IRL too?

[hard nexus]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9a7a817d-6ef9-49b6-9e1e-c6f1d03b3fec/zealot-meta-stealth

[ripe quest]

I dropped one yesterday

[verbal thunder]

Nice, I'll check them out!

[hard nexus]

its the writing at the bottom of this build

[verbal thunder]

[surreal solstice]

This is a fucking goldmine, holy shit

[tawny tangle]

It's flak is already amazing so I'd say maniac

[hard nexus]

LMAOO

[naive star]

Okay thanks

[gilded bridge]

GameShark as in the cheat device for gameboys?

[solar gorge]

this reads like irony

[median steeple]

Peak fiction

[frosty herald]

Worst build ever just dropped

[ripe quest]

With that it's up to BPs, probably +Flak but it might end up something else.

[hard nexus]

wha

[hard nexus]

ikr

[solar gorge]

that's what a gameshark is yes

[hard nexus]

its the most liked zealot build too

wait nvm

most liked knife build

[fading vale]

my god

[naive star]

I also just made this revolver, does the blessings level matter or IIs work well enough for it?

[gilded bridge]

GameShark logo there looks like the GameShark logo for the Gameboy device

[hard nexus]

oh lmfao

[hard nexus]

have u guys not seen this essay before??

[gilded bridge]

[hard nexus]

i couldve sworn i saw u all talk about it a while ago

[fading vale]

this is very good, tiers aren't that important just upgrade hand cannon when you can

[surreal solstice]

I have serious issues in believing that guy isn't a troll

[hard nexus]

my favorite part of it is how he acts like inebriates stance is actually useful

[solar gorge]

it's a troll

[hard nexus]

and says its necessary for the build

[gilded bridge]

Same logo actually

[sage swan]

Replying to old message lol

[frosty herald]

This has to be pre13

There is no way

[hard nexus]

oh neat

[hard nexus]

nope!

[solar gorge]

No one would recommend aggro'ing crusher just to put them in ur team's face unironiclly

[hard nexus]

updated 4 days ago

[ripe quest]

All things considered the combat blade section in that massive block isn't half bad.

Just kinda dumb

Less dumb than usual though

[frosty herald]

I am very guilty of this

I would run back to the team if theres alot of crushers or ragers

[fading vale]

I mean it also uses an autopistol so.....

[solar gorge]

See i'd never do that because i want to kill those crushers myself

[surreal solstice]

If someone said Darcy wrote this guide I wouldn't even be surprised

[native cargo]

Oh god they chose loner

[naive star]

I am running mostly health in my curios because of that guide you guys are mocking 😬

[native cargo]

I already know where this is going

[fading vale]

well you see what is the most important is dropping agro for 6 seconds as often as possible

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[solar gorge]

i don't run the 6 second extension on my stealth i have the dmg boost way better

[naive star]

I am newb so no way to gauge how legit something like that is, had to just trust it has to be have atleast somewhat decent advise as its so popular

[gilded bridge]

Nah nah what's most important is hitting the same crusher 92 times in the back to kill it

[hard nexus]

this server, particularly zealot chat has some of the most reliable advice for darktide

[eternal bolt]

curios dont matter

[frank night]

give me the aggro

[hard nexus]

although theres an idiot here n there

[eternal bolt]

extra health is useless when u dont have fundamentals

[fading vale]

generally we do not recommend having 3 health curios, usually 2 toughness 1 HP or 3 toughness

[frank night]

i want problems always

[sage swan]

I run all health if I'm not running all wounds for martyrdom

[native cargo]

They could take out the toughness regen for momentum stacks and put it in HR if they wanted

Whack

[lone pecan]

Can I do something nice out of it or is the emperor gift a dud?

[fading vale]

but as long as you get your toughness to around 150+ it's ok

[frosty herald]

first piece of advice

if someone says its the best or the meta it isnt good

[zealous basin]

why would you guys make me read that

that dude is actually brain damaged

[eternal bolt]

blessings are aight, not the best, but youd need to replace both perks to make it ok

[next trench]

swap this with full bore?

[hard nexus]

oh hai flip

flip flop

sandals

[sage swan]

I think that's a decent tac axe

[zealous basin]

"stealth is the best qbility in the game because i literally cant survive without it"

hi :3

[fading vale]

I'd replace sprint and all or nothing

[mossy lodge]

Motherfucker.... you made it!

[frosty herald]

you should totally farm flechette

[gilded bridge]

Could be trolling

[next trench]

flechette on this?

[hard nexus]

the worst part is i wouldnt be surprised if they werent

knowing the fanbase

[fading vale]

scattershot isn't bad actually

[zealous basin]

if u commit this hard to trolling for this long i think thats more brain damaged

[fading vale]

cause the way scattershot stacks

[ripe quest]

oooh keep that

[lone pecan]

Okay, is it even a good weapon in general? The axe

[fading vale]

not really

[lone pecan]

Replace with which?

[ripe quest]

Agri has a higher finesse multi than Revolver, Scattershot is a meaningful increase to damage esp with how much shit the game throws at you for it's weird stacking

[gilded bridge]

Have you never seen game forums

[fading vale]

taxe is a bit weak compared to everything else

[zealous basin]

whats ur point

[dusky chasm]

you see if you just stealth and run to the elevator/airlock and wait and your team dies (due to their own incompetence ofc, if they were good they would also be running stealth zealot and speedrun with you obviously) then you just res them when they spawn next to you at the elevator/airlock.

[fading vale]

BM and flak

[gilded bridge]

What point

[zealous basin]

[oblique nexus]

You guys are getting points?

[sage swan]

Could replace all or nothing with Shred and make a pretty good crit build

[fleet zealot]

lol lmao

[lone pecan]

Taking decimator just for the collection sounds more useful then

[zealous basin]

decimator for taxe whewwww

[fading vale]

I'd wait til they buff taxes or figure out what they want them to do

[gilded bridge]

Flip is and I'm trying to figure out how

[blissful sinew]

surprised you guys havent seen that guide before

[fleet zealot]

we dont go out of our way to look at game lantern guides

since there is a ton of them

[blissful sinew]

its been top under zealot for at least a month

[zealous basin]

why would i look up builds

[ripe quest]

A Martyr BM/Deci Taxe can be fun, it's issues lie in having to try so much harder to hit the BM bps that Caxe does.

[gilded bridge]

So these guides are the reason for the massive influx of stealth zealots

[zealous basin]

i have a functional brain

[frosty herald]

your joking

[blissful sinew]

how do we stop this

[gilded bridge]

[fleet zealot]

do we have to do a crusade against game's lantern

[ripe quest]

Yee that guide has been #1 for a long while.

[fleet zealot]

and like, make a bunch of good guides?

[gilded bridge]

Post a better build??

[fading vale]

I kind of get annoyed when giving people advice about talents and then they are just like, GIVE ME BUILD PLZ

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-homelander-antony-starr-the-boys-upset-gif-26161757

[zealous basin]

i refuse to give build

its 2024 im not spoonfeeding brainlets

[oblique nexus]

Meanwhile, I still delight in my new heavy evi' build and my good ol' reliable Indignatus impactmaxxing build.

[quaint verge]

Post Steve

[zealous basin]

turn ur thinker on cmon u can do it

[fading vale]

like make what you want and then ask for help

[native cargo]

post steve

[lone pecan]

Thanks guys, I guess I won't touch the axe for now

[zealous basin]

steven

[fleet zealot]

i am currently playing world of warcraft classic, your need for me to make a ebtter build can cope forever

[frosty herald]

wonder whats in store for 2024 fatshark

[royal vortex]

laz can u give me a chorus stealth build pls

[native cargo]

The tacaxe sucks cus people call it taxe and taxes suck ass

frfr

[royal vortex]

maybe chastise too

[native cargo]

Josho can you gib me OH MY GAWD ITS STEEVE

HI STEVE

[gilded bridge]

Pay 10 plasteel for every swing

[ripe quest]

idk that guide has a couple bits of good info. My gripe lies in that he says Riposte is good since it's always up, and Mercy Killer is good because it boosts damage but isn't up a whole lot. Precog is RIGHT THERE best of both worlds

[native cargo]

Yerp

[gilded bridge]

So are you like an off brand ratling or

[fading vale]

my gripe with mercy killer is IT NEVER APPLIES TO THE FIRST HIT

[native cargo]

I am rat made of warp energy

Idk what I am

[gilded bridge]

Sounds like a vermintide 2 boss

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[azure mortar]

thing is there is a lot of synergy with the build he's proposing (synergy with crits I mean)

[oblique nexus]

Funny-looking

[gilded bridge]

[fleet zealot]

my gripe with mercy is that it is jsut half as good as precognition

mercy only boosts weakspot

[native cargo]

The last bit where they say: "swallow your pride and go down to refill your hp" is...making me raise a brow

[fading vale]

I bet uncanny knife with riposte and marty could be solid, idk would have to look at the numbers of precog vs marty

[native cargo]

I know it says when no one is around but I never really did that

[fleet zealot]

i think momentum works with knife better than martyr

[azure mortar]

oh I hate mercy killer, I was talking about riposte

[native cargo]

Because it sounds fucking stupid

[fleet zealot]

you have great dodges

[zealous basin]

lmao wafflestomp him

[sage river]

Aint stoppin anything

[ripe quest]

Precog is mechanically better than Mercy Killer and can be kept up just as indefinitely as the OP thinks riposte is up. It has the same exact damage synergy just without the requirement of bleeding every enemy to do damage.

[gilded bridge]

[lone pecan]

Chastise while holding chorus does sound incredibly fun though

[native cargo]

Can't believe they put taxes in DT

[native cargo]

I am funny looking yesm

[frosty herald]

fuck taxes

all my homies hate taxes without representation

[fading vale]

bro this is why you run lacerate so you can hit even fewer heads and take longer to get bonus damage

[oblique nexus]

We got chainswords, chainaxes...
But what about the classic?

[native cargo]

When are we getting switchaxe in DT

[sage river]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-emotes-laugh-smile-king-gif-14309345

[frosty herald]

a genestealer powersaw

[fading vale]

flamer wants 76+ burn

[placid fiber]

I mean sooner or later they were going to start taxing us in video games

[gilded bridge]

Sire Melk will take a week of pay for 1 weapon you probably destroy for the blessing
It's always been this way

[fleet zealot]

lacereate and flesh tearer until it is done

[native cargo]

I wanna leap onto an Atoman Snail and just

brrrr

[sage river]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-emotes-cry-tears-gif-14309338

[azure mortar]

as I said i'm talking about riposte instead of precog, not mercy killer

[ripe quest]

For weakspot hits on the heavy stabs precog is a ~40% increase to damage.

[native cargo]

I will strangle them with my toes

[fading vale]

burn and cloud radius are the only important stats

[heavy arch]

I want hammer move set from mh in dt

[oblique nexus]

We'll put it on the tactical axe.

[heavy arch]

me 20 year hammer main

[fleet zealot]

precog is just better than riposte

[zealous basin]

people will never stop overvaluing individual sources of critical hit in fatshark games

[gilded bridge]

Bro I rolled an 80 in everything but burn

[zealous basin]

it will never happen

[gilded bridge]

That pain

[native cargo]

start spinning and slap that hammer right into the weak spot and go HMMMMF

[azure mortar]

people did the mafs ?

[frosty herald]

if valor hammer/courage stance is in monster hunter wilds i will cry

[zealous basin]

as long as fatshark insists making crit so shit baseline

[fleet zealot]

finesse damage vs more crit chance

[zealous basin]

people will always get trolled

[fleet zealot]

the math is right there

[heavy arch]

courage hammer with water strike

[azure mortar]

you're saying finesse upgrade is straight up bvetter than crits ?

[zealous basin]

yes

[frosty herald]

or surge slash greatsword

[north sedge]

yes

[zealous basin]

crits are ass

[azure mortar]

aight

[frosty herald]

thats also a big want

[azure mortar]

thx

[fleet zealot]

finesse is crit

[fading vale]

well, knife crit with piety is like 75% or something

[native cargo]

Idk the math but the smart people in here say crit is ass so crit is ass

[fleet zealot]

finesse is crit damage and weakspot damage

[native cargo]

I don't think I just swing a crusher

[fading vale]

crit is not ass on a knife of course

[fleet zealot]

meanwhile, you already hit 75% crit chance on knife as is

[frosty herald]

the only weapon with good crit is mk6 knife

[sage river]

Low finesse but the other stats

[frosty herald]

it does a shitton of damage on it

[native cargo]

[zealous basin]

crit as a concept isnt ass

[native cargo]

I sees

[fading vale]

I might only run riposte if you skip piety

[zealous basin]

individual sources of crit

[frosty herald]

almost double damage on mk6

[zealous basin]

are usually ass

because theyre replacing something way way better

[native cargo]

Only place I crit is in my PANTS 💯 💯 🔥

[ripe quest]

Both knives have the same deal with how crits work for them.

[frosty herald]

hm

havent noticed it on the mk3

[fading vale]

one thing people also don't realize about crits is the boost curve falls of HARD on cleave targets, so it's a single target thing mostly

[placid fiber]

Is that where you put your leg into the pants but it goes through the side of the leg instead of the actual leg?

Wait nvm that's crit fail...

[ripe quest]

The heavies on the Mk III have a like, 3.3x weakspot modifier

[native cargo]

Its when you crit your pants

[placid fiber]

rip pants...

[fading vale]

I just shit on crit a ton because on 90% of melee it literally just exists for crit CDR spam and I hate the CDR spam

[frosty herald]

cleanup at aisle... my pants!!!

[quaint verge]

paper cut playstyle

[north sedge]

I shit on crit because it rhymes

[zealous basin]

i meqn fatshark definitely does a terrible job with how they handle crit

[native cargo]

who and who

[azure mortar]

what would you put instead of crit chance here then (if crits suck ass) ? Flak/maniac/carapace ? I remember on the guide I wrote the person said +dmg wouldn't give any breakpoints

[zealous basin]

crit is basically worthless on its own its just used as a trigger mechanic for some reason

which just confuses everyone

[north sedge]

is just different for...reasons, and don't really explain it

[fading vale]

probably flak

[ripe quest]

I find it funny that the knife has incredible crit damage but if you build for it it's also one of the worst weapons for crit CDR.

[fading vale]

crit chance isn't terrible though

[fading vale]

yeah lol

[azure mortar]

aight, thx

[fleet zealot]

carapace, flak, elites

flak is prob the best

[zealous basin]

crit does basically nothing except on specific weapons

[fleet zealot]

the guide writer is an idiot btw

[zealous basin]

where they basically just go a built in bonus trait

[oblique nexus]

The one-handed Chainsword is gud for backstabbin'. owo
Feels like a heavier knoife with a revv'd boosto. Gud shit.

Can consistently one- and two-tap most mobs, swings fast, ezpz crowd mowing.

[zealous basin]

so it doesnt count as base crit mechs :3

[fleet zealot]

25% damage perks apply to the entire hit

[placid fiber]

Yeah, all we need is a talent or blessing like this and it would be great... but... that would just be swift slaying from vt2...

[ripe quest]

It might be worth to test if that claim of the +damage perks is true. If I have free time I'll do it.

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/korone-damage-per-second-gif-25473805

[zealous basin]

thats literally my complaint

[frosty herald]

why do people put unyielding on knife

[fading vale]

I got really annoyed when I saw so many people talking about that knife solo YouTube video and the dude never mentioned that they were abusing manstopper for cleave

[zealous basin]

is that crits are only used to trigger other mechanics

[ripe quest]

It has good boss damage.

[azure mortar]

guy said boss dmg

[fleet zealot]

hahaha

[placid fiber]

I wish crits meant something more than just a means to an end...

[royal vortex]

lmao

[quaint verge]

its called Chord

[ripe quest]

Can get it to do like 10k a hit on Unyielding bosses

[fleet zealot]

unyielding isn't the worst on knife

[oblique nexus]

Chord?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/caelid-elden-ring-kaperoo-caelid-dogs-elden-ring-caelid-gif-25557321

[fading vale]

chainsword aka chord

[oblique nexus]

Ah.

[placid fiber]

In risk of rain it is the same way generally... crits are for healing, cooldown reduction, or attack speed... and that's when they make the attack do twice as much damage. :/

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-dog-angry-mad-gif-16725854

[frosty herald]

not to be confused with the witcher chort

[mossy lodge]

GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP, I NEED WANT THIS WEAPON,AND A NEED TO KILL ALOT OF CRAP MEELE

[ripe quest]

I can't comment because I did a lot of similar things with the Hand-Cannon bug lol

[fading vale]

chord is just the dumb funny name we use

[mossy lodge]

How is for the task?

[fleet zealot]

i'm gonna chort some chocaine later

[oblique nexus]

I always wanna call it a heavy chainknife, but WH40k ackshually dudes always be like nuh chainknife is something else...

Like, shut up bruh, it feels like a fat chain-bowie-knife.

[ripe quest]

I miss the Crusher 3 shots you could do with Knife lights

[left iron]

Chord

[zealous basin]

bug abuse is based

[quaint verge]

it kinda stuck around since Mal hated it

[zealous basin]

just disclose it if ur flexing

[placid fiber]

is that a knife that runs chain restraunts?

[quaint verge]

Chord

[blissful sinew]

no thats frife

[fading vale]

fan to blaze and stam to elites or unyielding, I prefer elites, and it's basically a perfect flamer

[blissful sinew]

franchise knife

[placid fiber]

Ah

[left iron]

Chord

[knotty quarry]

chord

[quaint verge]

Chord

[fading vale]

chord

[fleet zealot]

chsword

[olive raven]

I saw “solo knife video” and thought it was the witch-hunting one

[fleet zealot]

and y'all can choke

[knotty quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-knight-sword-warden-kneel-gif-16620185541262559922

Before the MIGHTY CHORD

[left iron]

Chord

[naive star]

First game with Evi+Laser pistol and crit talent setup for em

[quaint verge]

y'all can chord*

[naive star]

Gotta say, felt like a powertrip, chainsawing down those heavies that my previous Heavy Sword build just bounced off from

[royal vortex]

anyways

use the crusher

[fading vale]

remember when that one dude was posting per class channel statistics on the word "femboy"

[royal vortex]

best weapon

[knotty quarry]

order 66 with a chord

[royal vortex]

this dude was fkin creepy

i am glad he has disappeared

[fleet zealot]

dont name and shame femboys

[fading vale]

is there perhaps a guide you can link us to or something

[native cargo]

tf does this mean

[left iron]

It says chord

[knotty quarry]

Fire Aspect II

[royal vortex]

i can show you a discord thread with a bunch of 3 minute long videos of me running around in the psykhanium aimlessly

if that's what you're asking

[quaint verge]

we were promised a guide

[fading vale]

fleshtearer
lacerate

[royal vortex]

the guide is real

i just hope they dont release a second superior crusher

invalidating the work put in

[left iron]

Oh my god

[frosty herald]

the scabs are calling you a bitch

[royal vortex]

if they make another crusher i want it to remember where you are in the combo before activating it

tbh

[fading vale]

that would be scary OP

current crusher is strong enough

[frosty herald]

when will they release the graia thammer with aoe lmao

[royal vortex]

i want them to make another one with a different moveset

[south folio]

we've lost

[royal vortex]

cuz i like the crusher

[quaint verge]

server wide

[left iron]

[royal vortex]

i want one where the single target combo w/o a push attack involves an uppercut

[fading vale]

uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny

[royal vortex]

flesh tearcerate

[frosty herald]

the crusher is legit a monk's quarterstaff

[quaint verge]

zealot chat is bleeding from its orifices

[south folio]

lazorrate

[quaint verge]

uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny uncanny

[left iron]

At least uncanny is still beating the better bleed blessing

[fading vale]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-small-price-pay-salvation-gif-19443257

[modest quiver]

Can I pursuade one of you to come and help on Twins hard mode? We've got an ogryn, zealot and zealot lol

[fading vale]

find a crate vet

[frosty herald]

its ez pz

[modest quiver]

crate vet, okay. will try

[knotty quarry]

get ogryn to camp door to immediate left

and use shield heavy only

[frosty herald]

do N O T stand still in the arena

[modest quiver]

eh hardest bit is finding players that are slightly more useful than chocolate teapots

[frosty herald]

you will die from corruption

[fading vale]

crate vet is immensely helpful for corruption and nade regen

[modest quiver]

I appreciate the tips but I've played this many times xD

[frosty herald]

just dont get corruption in the first place

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-cage-mortal-kombat-mk1-mortal-kombat-1-party-gif-14577722035957806217

[modest quiver]

this aha

[frosty herald]

i did it with red mal and brock but we did the boss so smoothly i have like 0 tips to give

[north sedge]

Corruption aura is solid pick there

[zealous basin]

this discord was weird for a few months man

its a good thing i was drunk for most of it

[left iron]

Few months?

Must've been on a weird fever dream

[olive raven]

I bleed from my pores at every bad build

[frosty herald]

erm what the flip!

[left iron]

Its lasted so long

[zealous basin]

i said what i said

[fading vale]

I got so much hate for trying to help tone down the sex and femboy posting

[quaint verge]

Get a bubble psyker if ranged ones are the issue

[zealous basin]

[frosty herald]

theres barely any ranged units in the arena

[olive raven]

We can make it worse again

[fading vale]

pls no

[frosty herald]

hardmode its flak rager coming from every side

[naive star]

Maybe its time to try hammer for first time too?

[knotty quarry]

you just need an ogryn to camp the door immediate to left and the fight is so much easier

[fading vale]

more or less unbrickable, could end up with a dead perk though

[modest quiver]

is that door 63?

door 63 is the first safe spot iirc

[naive star]

And Devil Claw too? Brunt giving some quality gear tonight

[zealous basin]

im accusing u of sex harassment

right meow!

[knotty quarry]

might be i don't remember but its as soon as the fight starts its where the add will pile out of

[fading vale]

is a nice claw

[knotty quarry]

the ogryn blocks it with heavy shield attacks and you cover him when you get specials

[olive raven]

I haven’t done anything smh

[knotty quarry]

also have the charge ability if he doesn't as the block push that generates taunt will be better

[native cargo]

gonna kms learning this heresy

[fading vale]

I discovered that crucis special knocks out over half their shield in one hit which is kinda cool, and was entirely unexpected given the prior void shield

[abstract venture]

Ogryn tips in the zealot chat?

[knotty quarry]

focus the brother if you haven't as you can probably tell the mines suck

[native cargo]

if this be true then

[abstract venture]

Must be my lucky day

[fading vale]

this is all class chat

[native cargo]

they dying

[knotty quarry]

it's cause we're so good we gotta give tips to the others

[abstract venture]

Is it breaking any rules to suggest moving into a different class channel to discuss random characters?

Do not do this^

Again do not do this I simply am curious

[quaint verge]

@left iron

[zealous basin]

precisely

[frozen glen]

wat da hell

[zealous basin]

what da whar

[left iron]

[frosty herald]

what the hell

bleed

bleed

bleed

bleed

[zealous basin]

blod

[abstract venture]

Bluh

[fading vale]

no, we've always discussed every class here

[frosty herald]

we gotta crank it to 20 mil

[olive raven]

Search double bleed

[frozen glen]

the actual results

[left iron]

[fading vale]

what about hammer

[abstract venture]

We only discuss the other classes to shit on them with our superior zealot builds

[left iron]

Like 8k

[blissful sinew]

or stealth

[olive raven]

No 👍

[fading vale]

no we just shit on vets mostly, but give advice about every class

[left iron]

Oh, hammer is way more

[knotty quarry]

only reason i brought up ogryn was that one guy was asking for help with twins and just having your ogryn block a door makes the fight so much easier

[hushed agate]

How are you guys getting that search bar is it a pc thing?

[abstract venture]

Bro?

[knotty quarry]

it's a chord thing

[abstract venture]

Top right corner?

[fading vale]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[hushed agate]

OH

[blissful sinew]

search stealth

[hushed agate]

kdksnsja

[ornate bone]

THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE ME

[fading vale]

they recently made mobile search much more annoying

[quaint verge]

add these numbers

[blissful sinew]

yea its basically unusable

[fading vale]

how did this shit pass UX testing

[abstract venture]

Mobile discord in a nutshell^

[quaint verge]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[left iron]

Thammer most talked about weapon here

[fading vale]

hell yeah

[left iron]

Knife is a close second

[hushed agate]

Unfortunately

[fading vale]

now how many posts that mention hammer are from me

[knotty quarry]

all

[abstract venture]

What's the least talked about

[knotty quarry]

change your name to mc hammer

[native cargo]

Just saying guys

[hushed agate]

Gonna bet las gun

[frozen glen]

cant actually gauge it cuz people call the weapons different terms

[south folio]

tactical axes, perhaps?

[native cargo]

Scab fire doesn't melt steel beams

Just saying

[south folio]

so true

[olive raven]

It’s so ass

[hushed agate]

Thats a good guess

[fading vale]

lmfao you are telling me I am 1/6th of ALL posts mentioning hammer

[olive raven]

Yes

[royal vortex]

chad

[frozen glen]

the most talked about weapon in zelchat is obviously

[left iron]

Caxe, rashad and antax are about 13k together

[frozen glen]

not because fs named the same two things

[frosty herald]

so obsessed about hammer smh

[frozen glen]

obviously

[abstract venture]

Scab fire burns at less than 1000°c they can't melt steel bomber grenades on the other hand....

[royal vortex]

as it should be

[fading vale]

you have no idea how happy this makes me

[south folio]

hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer

[left iron]

[abstract venture]

Do blessings do blessings

[quaint verge]

Your like 1/10th of the whole server

[knotty quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/intervention-cobie-smulders-alyson-hannigan-neil-patrick-harris-josh-radnor-gif-14307802892670643388

@fading vale

[abstract venture]

Keystones

[frozen glen]

you also have to add the times people called it thammer

[abstract venture]

We need to know

[fading vale]

lmfao

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/baldurs-gate-3-squirrel-wtf-omg-horror-gif-7126844352124115827

[royal vortex]

ur a thammer

[left iron]

You're right, it doesnt count them!

So thammer is like

36k

Total

[frozen glen]

what does this mean josho

[knotty quarry]

new meaning to warhammer40k

[fading vale]

well who cares about people that say thammer, what is there a hammer that's not thunder or something

[frosty herald]

i think i have atleast 1/4th of every greatsword post

[north sedge]

Let's hammer out the details, as i always say

[frosty herald]

also top relevant less goo

[south folio]

shut up bulging

[olive raven]

I feel like

[frozen glen]

i am bulging

[olive raven]

Heavy sword

[left iron]

[olive raven]

Would be so fucking ass to check

[quaint verge]

[olive raven]

You’ve got the Roman numerals, “mk6/mk9/mk7”, hs#, HS#, heavy sword #, etc

[frosty herald]

200 greatsword messages by me

[fading vale]

I am so fucking based

[mossy lodge]

GUYS I need your help to kill alot of dreg and scap wuth melee weapons

i want this flamer

[left iron]

Grab your favourite hsword and get to it then

[south folio]

i thought you were gonna follow it up with the credit card meme

[mossy lodge]

xD

[frosty herald]

bro is obsessed

[olive raven]

Fan to blaze away, stamina to unyielding/elites

[fading vale]

they are asking for help with contracts

which I didn't catch the first time

but you have plenty of time

[frozen glen]

1 hour until reset

1 hour and 30 mins

[frosty herald]

Queus up damnation twice all melee kills gotten

[mossy lodge]

OK , need to kill 1k of dreg

[royal vortex]

it means its time to ping in replies

[fading vale]

I would bet half of this is me shitting on people calling flamer bad

[knotty quarry]

play maelstrom and let the map ramp up enemies

[frozen glen]

the more u point it out the less likely i will do it

[south folio]

more like lamer

[quaint verge]

probable

[sage river]

Is the knife not the best weapon to ever grace zealots?

[knotty quarry]

chord

[south folio]

it's the best weapon to grace zealot chat

[royal vortex]

u mean

crusher

[left iron]

Weird way to spell knife

[royal vortex]

i love the crusher

[mossy lodge]

ok, will try

[fading vale]

hammer is the true savior of zealot

[mossy lodge]

with me luck

[south folio]

bad weapon, worst users

[native cargo]

Hadron is planning my down fall. I'm not complaining about what she gave me, I am complaining about the future of what she is gonna brick for me

[frozen glen]

flamer and knife are the best zelchat weapons

[royal vortex]

i could put 400 truelevels into crusher zealot

[native cargo]

Hadron never gives you good shit

unless its your downfall

[fading vale]

you should get credit for any of your teams kills so it's fine

[sage river]

I dunno, I just think two handers are too slow to be worth their damage, and the other one handers arent funny enough

[frozen glen]

crusher is the fastest 2h

[royal vortex]

the crusher is by far the fastest-swinging 2 hander for zealot

[frozen glen]

and its fast

[fading vale]

I could put 750 into the crucis

[native cargo]

Crusher got me laid

[mossy lodge]

yeah, if they help of couse

with they dont

[south folio]

i'd fuck crusher's push attack

[left iron]