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and the plastic tasted terrible on top of it
Uniroically mtn dew and whiskey go great together. It was originally made to be mixed as such
like rotten plstic with the aftertaste of hard liquor
I can't remember what distiller it was but one guy came out and said that they drink their bourbon with sprite, booze snobbery is for chuumps
for sure
What was the dumbest challenge that you did? 
im an alcoholic so i got a lot of practice
long story short: Don't drink 5 o clock vodka...

I personally love Jägermeister, the drink of frat parties and old austrian women
I've learned something from my living in Turkey: mixing white wine with soda is surprisingly good
chugging over half a handle of fireball after I was already 8 drinks deep was the dumbest thing I have ever done in my life by far
anyway, if you're at a "proper" party you won't see any non-mixed alchool
what... i didn't know plastic COULD rot
Mine was to jump into the snow from the second floor. (3rd floor for you Americans)
I don't think it can, but, that cheap stuff sure tasted like plastic if it had somehow rotten
oh god, did you break anything
before the cheap hard liquor taste kicked in
Bend rib
I like how we are starting the new year with war stories
Landed head first after like 4 jumps
bruh
jesus
Anyways, where's apparently bacteries now that can break down plastics
how do you land head first and bend a rib ?
I kinda blacked out, then I remembered a window was upside down
I fell into a bonfire on my 21st birthday
Surely that's nothing to be worried about
Btw, Lazorr, what do you think of my home? >.>'
aight
For now
I hit my face on a trash can passing out in the bathroom one time. I dropped when the bass dropped.
Second worst was swimming
Omg guyssss it's been a year
@hushed knoll i have taken the names you have graciously granted me
Almost drowned 
No.
so you're 30
Guys are playing darktide Jan 1st and you're asking if they're allright
nursing home soon
I'm not playing darktide wtf
I'm playing ffxiv
😄
darktide is playing me
I'm at a store
what are u doing at a store
That's even worse
is the crusher guide out yet
Buying stufg
Players when the ffff zeev videogame
Next think you know... you'll be playing polybridge at this rate
Hungry

I'm at work 😩
i dont have much left to do
ok
On new years day!?
I ' M I N Y O U R W A L L S
Sounds bleak 
Fcking XIV
fun
Josh is making a crusher guide?
I love this game
i didn't drink too much or anything
He only has 2000 hours, what does he know
It's disgusting like any other addiction
crusher is just a mid thammer
Thank God. I have a witn- I mean, uh, hi...

The joys of being the department head of the beer wine and spirits
ah....
yeah dude they gave it a trash rework into a headshot weapon
i am so glad i was otherwise preoccupied
and didnt have to fkin think about the fact that guy said it
I heard fan the flames and showstopper do completely different things than we all thought
don't doubt my kit bro
what do they do?
Do tell
did anyone determine if the knife punch goes through bulwark shields
oh it was just a..... conversation from last night that was uh yeah
im almost 99% certain it doesn't
how can someone play 800 hours of the same kit
this has to be mental illness i'm sorry
he has used the same flamer for 800 hours
I mean agent chaos loves bleed knives as well
me asf
dude is bleed still meta i heard it stacks itself

Showstopper just being a worse version of unchained's talent that gives burning enemies a small chance to explode is kinda funny
cause it's any enemy that dies to burn damage
Anyway, what is the knife punch thing? Like, what was the specific claim?
lmao
Question; 
Is "Punishment" (Melee Attacks that Hit at least 3 Enemies grant +30% Impact Strength for 5s. Stacks 5 times. At max Stacks gain Uninterruptible.)
WORTH??? while having;
"Thy Wrath be Swift" (Enemy Melee Attacks cannot Stun you. On Taking Damage, gain +15% Movement Speed for 2s.)
- You get sort of the "Uninterruptible" thing, right?
&
"Grevious Wounds" (+50% Stagger on Melee Weakspot Hits) - Is stagger the same as Impact Strength? + I'm using the Heavy Eviscerator. I feel like i'm still killing small fellas too fast for a bunch of impact and with heavy attacks or just aimed fast attacks, I still stagger the bigger fellas?
those 300 densely packed slave rats? Gonna be xploding a few of em
Oh
i was horrified for a hot minute there
that specifically the punch bleeds through shields
the power button on my tower is broken
rato
just the button
+impact, stagger strength, etc all do the same thing. they're a percentage increase to your weapon's impact values
That used to be a thing at launch
what on knife?
i see the joist has been changed again
didn't bleed use to apply to bullwarks when hitting the shield way back when
punishment is generally better than grievous wounds, as grievous wounds is a very bad talent. if you want impact punishment is the best talent for it and kind of makes the other ones pointless
Bought myself a pie
Punishment is mostly so you can get blazing piety or crit CDR
it used to and it was funny
i will test the bulwark punch bleed rn
it doesn't now
idk someone said they were gonna test lacerate punch but nobody did
don't bother
I'm gonna test lacerate punch

I
don't let them find out
Yea it was a bug that was fixed ages ago
punch does stop rager combos now
it does not
so thats nice
just give me 2 decades to load the Mourningstar on my HDD
Mmmm. Is the Impact strength also up to 150% with max punishment?
wow I'm so surprised that the dude that made multiple false claims made another false claim
punishment's max is +150% yeah. you can go beyond that with other talents but there's not really a reason to
impact also multiplies with power
Mmmm, that does sound quite logical. I am using a Marty build tho with my evis. Would you say that it's still worth?
there's a bit of a mental trap in wanting to always have max punishment stacks
since i wasted my time for u guys watch me kill the bulwark with 69 dps
but strictly speaking even having just two stacks means its already doing more for you than any other potential impact node
Yeah, I feel like that would be enough stagger/impact. But what about the Uninterruptible part? Is thy wrath be swift pretty much the same thing?
Lol lmao bleed knife user
and yes both those effects are the same
the unstoppable and uninterruptable is the same effect
this is why I run lacerate
Mmm, that sounds quite nice honestly
TWBS just does it better. the main draw of punishment is using it as a travel node or the +impact
ur just JEALOUS of my perfect 550 knife
admit it
but it's like a more situational TWBS in that regard
so i wouldn't really build around relying on it
and it's also about what else you're speccing
I also have a 550 flesh tearer lacerate but it has a locked in unyielding/sprint eff
hell yea knife sprint efficiency
lmao no stam
u always run crit chance/stamina flesh tearer/lacerate
Sprint efficiency is dumb on a knife since the move tech halves your stamina cost
crit damage
but you can go even FURTHER BEYOND
sprint eff on knife
three on your curios
unremitting in the middle tree
i completely forgot there's a -sprint cost node
and its really good
fs really just be shitting on vets and zealots

putting that in the tree
Okok, so the Thy Wrath is better there for the not being interrupted as it's both gotten earlier and gives some utility/mobility, meanwhile punishment is a better impact/stagger than grevious wounds. But what makes punishment pretty worth it is that it's like a jack of all (both) trades
?
its sprint cost, not sprint efficiency
always pains me whenever i have to take it to get toughness regen on all kills
it's a very 'meh' node. if you have a free point it's nice, but it's not something you build around
punishment is just the best impact talent and that's what makes it good
that or playing nurgle blessing maelstroms
Very understandable. I guess I like it as I don't like using the faster weapons like bleed knife for example.
because the +impact nullifies the -100% impact on nurgle blessed enemies
i am never voluntarily taking anything that makes me sprint for longer
ALARM
#zealot-class message
ALARM
he did the face
oh god
so nice of stan to learn german in discord servers
New year, new objectifying
Oh god! What do I do during the alarm?!
runs around in place panicked
hide
Hide yo children hide yo wife, there's a stan is on the loose
oh hey one of my steam buddies got the ten in a row achievement last night
good on them
fun way to do a new year
there is no hiding exterminatius the planet
Welp... I did the stupid in rorr I face tanked the elite snow golem as the lowest hp char in the game... basically like tanking a mauler overhead as a psyker with no hp curios and 1/3rd toughness
actually the psyker is probably better off xD
nobody:
definitely no one:
my darktide launcher: what if i boot the game up in windowed mode this time just for the hell of it lol
my internet browser does that too

whhhhhyyyy
so annoying to have to reset it
also i thought i was being pretty chic when i decked myself out like this
just to read reddit this morning and like ten people had the same idea lol
i spent 3 million on crushers last night
Gimme a min Josho I'll show u mine and you'll feel better
he does not possess ur weaknesses
my crusher is already the platonic ideal
if it isn't crit/weakspot damage im gonna be depressed
Thanks for the help!

@royal vortex
@ornate bone
@spare dome
@fading vale
Quick lik side question tho as well.
Is "Faithful Frenzy" working correctly? (+10% Melee Attack Speed.)
I've tested it and I don't seem to swing any faster with my evis while using, and not using it 🤔 I don't know if there's a bug or lil patch i've missed. Or maybe my gaming chais is just too bad.
u spent 3 mil on a weapon that only has 3 blessing combos
redverse
its about the perks
what would u know about the ideal form of things
buddy
@royal vortex I spend it when I got it lol
but no it does not have those things lmao
my brain is now filled with useless information about stagger breakpoints
yes but the small blessing pool would make it easier
it should be? i've not heard anything about it working incorrectly from anyone else
isnt it great? i cant do any smalltalk at work but i know the breakpoints for every weapon in a video game
evis is a particularly slow weapon
congrats on changing out your collection of useless info
dockets
u fkin idiot
DOCKETS
at BRUNT
what was it before
do not "think back" me
i got this thing like eight months ago
reflect on the past
and then they buffed them
thats p based
Damm, too bad I guess. Thanks tho
it has funny number and everything
i have collected quite a few
Josho these past few days on his crusher quest
lmfao
its holidays
go easy on him
even though he'll be doing the same thing this whole year
cast them into the fire
i wonder what the 111111 guy did for new years
no what the fuck???
i wonder if theyre like
Probably ate glass and poured wine on his cat
playing exclusively left nodes
maybe he stopped playing when they ruined the talent system
maybe i should play exclusively left nodes
Guys, he was clearly on another level than we were
https://youtu.be/1DOjYyc5QAs?si=jalJYXtDp_1HZsW3 funny video
Welcome one, welcome all to the best (worst) Warhammer 40k Darktide Review. This left for dead 2-like horde shooter set in the WH40K universe, released about a year ago, in a very bad state. Made by the Swedish Devs Fatshark (Owned by our Chinese Overlords at Tencent), who also made Vermintide 2. A game that also release in a very bad state. 1 y...
pd: Love you all fucking monkay
Over 1500 hours in this game and I am only just now realizing this is telling you who is going to be talking to you during the mission.
how good is martyr's purpose?
is its effect visible while playing
Terrible
Oh.
its visible but it isnt great
So is there a new trend of POS stealth zealots running all the way ahead and just dumping everything they spawn on the other three?
yea just votekick or leave
Just had it happen. Fucking most annoying thing I've ever encountered in this game.
how many stacks of martyrdom is ideal to play with?
I tried to vote kick twice, but it failed. Guessing the POS was teamed with one of the others.
Explicator-Vex was the asshole's name. Hope you don't run into him.
As many as you can not die with
That pie was great
there's never enough martyrdom stacks
The pie is usually a lie. Unless it's pumpkin.
It was apple
I bought two pizzas, I got a lot of meat on one and my friend got a Hawaiian
ragers
but yes
it doesnt really have a purpose cause its outclassed by the pushattack
time to level up evis to get that fucking wrath t4
you use it cuz it looks cool
is the heavy atk the main reason people love rashad?
also does the heavy stagger special mobs like crushers/bulwarks or nah
Ok now just get sav sweep
that's what i replaced with wrath
axe boring tho
Why wrath
better tha swip
Yeah. Kinda anyway.
i don't have to hit 3 things to get the cleave up
it's very easy to maintin since you just have to click once
Keep you going against bruisers
🤔
that's the thing tho
you dont need cleave
vs 2 or 1 targets
sweep is always active when needed
wrath has to scale up and then it will sometimes just drop itself cause lol
i need cleave all the time
Nuh uh
proc sweep
Take em out
in one swing
To a nice bar
you can't proc sweep with 3 maulers
that sounds like heresy kindred
evis II is best just light mashing
Nuh uh
so wrath is more brain off
if there is just 3 maulers and no other trash and I can't proc sweep somehow (?)
i'm just gonna do something called
kill them with the rev'd heavy
i got accused of being toxic because i ran ahead and did all the scanning objectives on my own
LOL bole
"we'd go faster if you stayed with group"
or you could have wrath and just shit on them
sorry that happened to you
you have pathetic rabbit shits, pretty sure 3 rev'd attacks are faster than bumping them to death
nah
Hey, I’ve been wondering lately: does eviscerator really need more cleave? What effective difference does the extra cleave provide?
it helps hitting stuff
mk2 uses cleave
helps with the total amount of enemies you hit/kill/damage
mk15 doesn't use cleave since it has a hard damage cap of 4 enemies
without cleave you're missing out on turbo horde clear
turbo horde clear of doing no extra damage?
I’ve been using the mk 2 mostly myself and I feel it cleaves through hordes pretty well on its own. Buy maybe that’s because of some other blessing or talent?
what diff ur on
Damnation
mk2 has great horde clear on it's own, but it is definitely improved by having sweep/wrath stacked up
basically what they said
it isn't "needed" like cleave is needed on some other weapons
you're just missing out on having a better weapon
Alright. Thanks for clarifying!
if you'd rather have something else than a cleave blessin you have the other evis
that can get the funny crusher oneshot with bloodthirsty
Does the extra cleave do much when dealing with flak and elites? Or is it mainly unarmored and infested?
The thing I don't get is... how tf did I do so little damage? :/ Maybe it was because I was heavy attacking instead of mostly just light attacking...?
it's with everything really
but more noticable on armor
Had a gorgon and brunts basher and the heavy hitter keystone even
No way
Could be better served asking in ogryn
pro-tip to farm ogryn dmg scoreboard like some kind of elf is to never play with ur melee weapon
and use PBB
and right tree basically
More noticeable as in it makes a bigger difference on armour than trash horde?
yes
Are you implying Zelchat is unhinged?
because with like bruisers, the bald dudes in flak with maces, you'll be able to hit way more
If you wanna do damage as ogryn just take I dunno fucking Kick back
without cleave ur weapon just kinda stops
What should I change about this dagger on zealot?
can people stop giving advice on backing up
ive noticed a lot of reddit posts about it and pugs backing up every god damn encounter
You really should backup your important documents
What are they backing up
should I replace ruthless backstab with flesh tearer?
cause cowards/other games encourage it
like if a horde arrives theyll fall back to the previous section
I should test that! Savage sweep seems to be preferred before wrath but why?
there's situations when you want to back up, ofc it's not the answer to everything
mercy to pregog, ruthless to uncanny
wrath needs to be stacked up in multiple swings and cleave doesnt' help vs 1-2 targets anyways
I'd say wrath is better actually
sweep is a continious buff thtat you don't lose if you miss a swing, like wrath will dissapear
People do that? Why?
and it's full in one swing
Wrath works in more situations than savage eep
i dont know but ive noticed so many pugs doing it
there is good reasons to back up slightly at times, for a good chokepoint
but this is an aggressive game
theres finding a chokepoint and then turning tail and running to find a choke point
this is cope btw, don't let the false prophet lie to you
ridiculous imo
It's absolutely true
Yea, getting to a safer spot that's immediately next to you is smart, but in general, the longer you stick around the more fucked you get.
What is the argument
some ppl dont see darktide as aggressive push forward game
I’ve heard that penetration and cleave are additive and caps at 100. Or is that cleave damage perhaps?
I want to give my unnecessary input
Why's that?
These people probably have no idea what aurics are like
You push through the horde of specials and disablers or you die, because it doesnt end
so true
otherwise they'll just pile up
ill explain the mechanics in a minute doing a quest rn
id rather lose a run going balls out than spend 45 minutes playing slow and steady
That would be very kind. No rush at all 🙏 I’ve tried to digest j_sats videos on the damage mechanics, but it’s really a handful. Just realised it is the cleave damage stat that overlaps with penetration.
but what weapon did you use?
My news years resolution is to eat better and.... oh hey. BBQ wings
i wanna spoil myself with sushi or good bbq
yikes
I mean I've got the scat part down
Huh?
HUH
lol
You dont like camaros?
i like being able to see
I think I just got kicked by people who don't do objectives 
Epic book haul
Was your objective to wake up every demonhost?
I like ford escorts
At the last event too
Were you being a dick?
Repair mission with the circular lift
In an alternate universe i am a multi millionaire and i can afford any car i want
No, just out DMG everyone :v

While spamming vacuum capsule
Weird
A new year has begun, kindred!
Nope, just playing
My group kicked a guy once as the extraction ship landed because he spent the entire run bitching us out and playing like 1000 miles away from us
I just died because bots don't know how to shove bursters and it exploded just within the radius to damage me 
What the flipnarp
I got cut off by a wall of bulwarks, and that's about it
Bulwarks....
For being too far away from group
HMM fuck i want that bbq from a local food truck but ti's the middle of winter
My arch nemesis
Thats goated bbq weather
but i could kill and die for some brisket cheese fries
My butcher shop in town has a food truck and they stick around all through winter
yea but they aren't open
I've seen people get kicked because they wouldn't stop killing horde and get in the extraction ship
Massive loss
Scoreboard warriors
Gotta get those green circles
I always votekick them
most montana food trucks close for the season, and some of our ice cream shops close to
At least thats ok.
Ive never been or seen anyone get kicked
Its not its annoying they stay there until they run out of ammo
especially after ignoring warnings about vote if they dont stop
I've seen one guy get kicked for being afk too long
I've also seen people get kicked because those horde killers are trolls and stall the game until someone leaves lol
I like having fun on my way out of a mission, but def not gonna just stand there and kill
And ended up costing me a contract
Duality of dumb
the best kick i've had was this pub group, had this vet that ran ahead and got his shit kicked in all the time and just didn't heal when he should have, and talked shit all the whole time
Barbecue bacon burger
killed the captain, as the fade to black happened someone silently vote kicked, and without a word we all just hit yes
The ones that always need to "HOLD THE LINE" so their teammates can get out. Like... guy. Just leave.
and he got kicked before he got credit
Ok, so basically, I'm not gonna dive too much into the cleave/armor penetration thing but I will say this. Different weapons have different effectiveness into different armor types. This includes both damage, and how effective your cleave is
The equivalent of curtains closing and see little bits of a group beating the shit out of the loud kid
Or the ones that need to run back to res the guy who just spawned on the rescue point on the far side of the room instead of just stepping 3 feet back into extraction
some enemies count as 6 or even more enemies for the purpose of cleave, and if your weapon doesn't have enough cleave, or you ran out of cleave from hitting previous enemies, your weapon will get stuck
How we factor in whether getting a cleave blessing is good or bad on a weapon is how it helps your dps
Question;
Is "Fortitude in Fellowship" (+25% Coherency Toughness Regeneration) worth it?
What I know, there's a 3 second delay after losing either all toughness or leaving coherency with your team before your toughness starts to regen again. Does Fortitude count as the classic "Toughness Regeneration Speed" from Curios which makes the timer go lower from 3 sec.
Or is it the amount. I think it's like 5% toughness/second or something like that. Which would make it 🤔 6.25% toughness/second?
If it's like the Speed, then it should be worth it, but if not?
the heavy swords for example have such a great cleave stat baseline, that it doesn't get any major benefit from cleave blessings
it's both
iirc
Frfr?
No. IMO it's not worth it since every other form of toughness regen is better, including just mudering dudes
i might be wrong
But it's also not worthless, so dont be afraid to grab it if it's on the way
coherency regen also doesn't work when in melee
but for zealot it typically isn't good to build around coherency regen cause we are melee focused
i mean your option is between that and 20% dmg to unyielding/infested
I'm thinking that as weel, because if it's just 6.25% toughnes regen/second, then erm, no thanks. But if it helps the delay, then it's pretty coo. Especially if you're also running 3x 30% Toughness Regeneration Speed curios, which is like 90% + 25%
but toughness coherency regen on curios reduces the delay before toughness regen starts AND the rate of regeneration
You should not be running 3x toughness regen curios
so I assume it is the same for the talent
yee, toughness regen curios are kinda wasted on zealot
😭 Don't worry, ruh. It's not like it's my baby. I don't have a special attatchment to it
The delay scales with +toughness regen in addition to how much flat toughness you gain. It's additive with +toughness regen from curios iirc.
Both or just the Unyelding, cuz I feel like I can swap away from the regen thing
Fr? 😩
Zealot wants to stack Toughness for regular play, or wounds for martyrdom builds. Just stacking raw toughness will ensure you take the least amount of chip damage from stray hits and you'll get more back from kills since all your restoration is % based
Iirc if it works similar to just toughness regen curios, it'll only regen outside of melee
As well
I'm so conflicted with this because I've seen people like Tyr running 3x TRS on Zealot so idek
But it's like, super cool
yee, I think ogryn is the best for coherency regen, or they used to be cause you could easily get a ton of coherency regen+massive coherency range
Got another eviscerator question. One of its tags are “unstoppable “. Is that the same unstoppable as is referred to in the punishment talent?
If you're good enough you can do whatever you want, but the average player, like me, who's not top tier, will get more out of raw toughness
I've done like, basic solos with it just to feel it out and it's up more often than some people think for sure, but it's just like only really cool for Shooters and you need to full focus TRS for it to feel impactful.
i honestly dont know what the tag means but it isn't Unstoppable the passive you get from punishment
i think it just means the type of attack?
Its not useful
i go down that path and i never take coherency
You make more mileage out of gunner res
You want to take less toughness damage rather than regen it faster
without punishment or thy wrath be swift, you can be hit stunned out of eviscerator
you can pretty safely ignore weapon tags for the most part ngl
^
I wish dogs did not instantly corrupt your health on landing, but I guess that's the main threat of them atp
Especially for zealot you're always in melee
Other than disabling
I fully understand why Ogryn likes stacking the shit out of it up to +190% since half of them stack HP curios meaning you get full toughness after being damaged in like a few seconds for free (in addition to the other for-free toughness regen it's kinda impossible to run out). On Zeal it just goes to +115% so mmmm
Yeah
easily the least scary special
It is really cool, istg, kinda make me feel warm n shi.
Weapon tags just kinda describe what the weapon is good at. They don't have any mechanical elements
Them also giving the dogs a sped up leap that they do randomly also makes them a bit scary sometimes

The one where they run directly into a leap instead of pausing
chocob seems to run toughness regen speed on zel
Gotta stay on your toes, esp when the dogs are already always on their toes and they have more than you
I hate the inconsistency of terminology in this game. And the lack of explanation and clarification regarding it all. Thanks!
ChocoB has run some of the weirdest builds before so idk how concrete that is
Don't pay attention to those, they don't mean much
Torrent gotta be top 3 lamest beginning of missions at least
But 90% is a pretty coo number tbf
His shit always feels like "look at how much fun I'm having with this build" more than "you guys should try this build"
Zero point in toughness regen speed on zealot when FotF refills it instantly, murder refills it very quickly, Choire does it for your whole team, and even stealth has some regen mechanics and zealot is the best class in the game at resetting their cooldowns
me too thanks
because it is basically
90% isn't even half
uhh it's weird to explain
but it isn't reduce the delay by 90%
it's increases recovery rate by 90%
to get twice/half as effective toughness regen stat, you need 100%
Wait until you find out about the hidden mechanics of talents that aren't listed even slightly
fuck me typing that out made me wanna brick my head
no i known
i know too much
In terms of the delay yeah but the actual toughness regened is a proper increase
LOL
It's the difference between cooldown rate and cooldown time
i feel like i normally do drop back into coherency for a sec with zealot so it;s nice to get your toughness back quicker
then go and start pogging again
or you can chastise or kill more things
So, I need 100% to lower the delay before my toughness starts to regen in coherency?
there's so much toughenss regen in combat
imo only a stealth build benefits from toughness regen perks
well im normally trying to do that too
cooldown rate in games that use it has diminishing returns built in so you can never reach absurdly low cooldown times, so there's no need to cap it
I like it a good amount on some of the larger maps.
i've never gone into coherency for regen, on any character
ogryn it is good
You can def do both at the same time.
especially the funny fatshark forgot how to do math patch
Well..
where ogryns could hit like 720% coherency regen
it was like, 1.7 delay from 0 toughness to full
Now that I have two coffees and a Gatorade I think its necessary to have one more drink on the table
i want to know too
Is executor good on knives?
It do be cold
Gatorade in france?
It seems like it would be, but idk
luna is in the states at the moment
Fahrenheits for people incapable of using sensible measurements
Red40maxxing
Freezing here too
It's kinda ok. Precog will outdamage it though.

The sleep has been loud because my roommate stays up extremely late
Hell if someone told me he was a vampire I'd believe it
Yea ik what you mean
Don't know how people are outside frankly
Fair
67 is tank top weather
Dude 50 is tank top weather
nah 50 is when my nips go hard and poke thru the shirt
Guys guys I discovered a new Original Experience
so hoodies
here's a question, is it worth adding +damage to unarmoured targets to blunt weapons seeing as they already penetrate or is it better to just double down on damage to armoured enemies?
You don't add unarmoured on anything except maybe knife
thanks
Flak will generally be the best perk for a weapon due to density of flak enemies
So if you can only change one, flak will give you the most mileage typically
I think I have both flak and carapace on my crusher
I might change one out to elites or something
Change one to maniac if you can
Homies a night owl fr
Or just show crusher so I can see it
perfection
the part where everyone drops dead at the same time is icing on the cake
There was also this triple kill the match before, because bots dodge bursters instead of shobing 🥲
vin ur so hot
triple kill
Thank you, I do my best
almost
Push one and the 2nd or 3rd are like
Good. This gives me time to finish my hit piece on you
Even when you don't die getting hit by it is always so annoying
Happy new year to el resident zoe
YOU CAN'T PUSH ME COS UR DODGING HEHAERUAEHFUHSDHGSUFG
And then fucking blam you anyway
awful
To get you vilified, exiled and cancelled from the darktide community
Bonus clip of a dog Return to Sender-ing a burster
hahahahaha okay that made me fucking laugh
dude just went
No
This was hard to watch ngl
I have 347 pages of documented evidence of your crimes and misdeeds
Only 347?
Not sure why it didn't explode on me or dive
especially when they conga line and just don't give a shit
same it's always funny seeing other people get burstered
but it feels awful when it happens to you
at least fatshark mostly got rid of the burster ignoring shoves
I've been getting this a lot recently, they just don't go to detonate and waste time by making you shove
They just forget how to release
seems like it dropping down from the ledge screwed with its ai
I laugh when i die too, its usually hilarious
sometimes bursters just defy logic
Scared the shit out of me I won't lie
my favorite is when you shove them and then they don't explode and awkwardly stand up and then goes
OKAY WHERE WAS I
or when your teammate keeps shooting it right when you're about to shove it
My brain didn't even recognize the burster midturn
Okay that was pretty funny
Tzeentch just dropped a bomb on you
I didn't know bursters were this silly all along
they're nurgles silliest soldiers
especially with how they have a habit of tossing me off maps
Surprise pop 
Sometimes they've strapped touch sensitive explosives to them
That ones the surprise lmao
This clip is actually even worse
if you slow it down
the burster at the back is the one that exploded
probably cos it sensed the pusher was in range
You laugh when you die, but get sad when forced to solo clutch 
burster congaline cancer
Yes, because i have people watching
it's the guy at the back who exploded lmfao
It makes me perform worse
I like clutching
but darktide clutching is way harder than vermintide
I blame gunners
Weeeeeee. Me as the psyker
nothing makes me shit myself more than gunners eating my entire toughness bar
everything else I can melee to death with good shoves and fury procs
but gunners?
rip
Had two poxbursters rush me
First one didn't blow up
Second one my game suttered and then by the time it regained its footing it was too late

That's the only reason why I yelled in just the second clip because I just finished clutching on the auspex for like the last ten minutes
hahaha nice
Not nice 😔
I STILL HAD IT
Until i didnt

Nurgle gave you the You Tried stamp
Sometimes tho I'll just have moments where I'm stupid
I thought it was just a flamer
More burster stuff
Happens to the best of us rejects
I've had it happen twice
I really like meleeing doors
Like a lumberjack coming home
If you're standing a bit to the side of a door, instead of directly in front of it, burster explosions wont hurt you
Through the door
Should've told that to past me
I'll still blow up
Been on break from darktide for a bit since granblue came out
Now out of spite
I gave up on Ferry, 66L and the new stuff given to rushdowns made it feel horrible 
Im carried by zeta
At least shes the most honest top tier put of the top tier choices

Hey man it takes REAL skill to press my ultimates
At least i can beat people with just fundamentals
But percival is kinda ass
All the ultimate skills are awful, except the fireball
You can play percival
what r u guys talking abouty
Granblue Fantasy versus
I made it to S rank today with Percival
I fiddled around with Nier for a bit, and my god she is braindead easy
Ive been lazy but im steamrolling through S rank atm
Could've probably hit masters if I wasnt busy with work
I wanted to play narmaya at first
She's chilling in s+
But shes too honest
For my taste
Anyway back to work I go
Wdym you cant deal 10k in midscreen out of a armored move?
does any1 have like a cheatsheet to what weapons require which modifiers so be efficient? for example combat knife, should i go finess over dmg or what? thx for help :)
Check pins,
oh thanks
wtf
Do you mean stats on the weapon? In that case, always dump mobility or defences, max everything else
i do
knife dump stat is mobility, then you can dump some penetration cause you always go uncanny strike
also ranged weapons you can dump collateral to around 60%
Flamer is an outlier as well. You want at least 76 burn, and 80 cloud radius and ammo. Damage doesnt matter as much, all your damage comes out of the burn
god i wish I could just
not be anti social
roommates made lunch, fettucini ok, adding leftover breakfast bacon good
oh and add brocoli
like no
just have the brocolli as a side dish
add the mayonnaise chicken
they broke the candles again
that's just a thing that happens in psyk sometimes
Broccoli in pasta is goated.
If it's like, shaved to clarify.
or zested? made into small bits
whole ass broccoli would be weird for texture
Brocoli got that zesty energy
I mean there's no need to throw broccoli into fettucini Alfredo, just have some nice roasted broccoli on the side
but I guess it's not bad or anything
Maybe in like, a good Alfredo but I'm willing to bet that shit is store bought sauce and some pizzazz makes it better
oh wait thats brocolli lol
I wasn't looking too closely
yeah I'd prob eat that then
btw @fading vale how good is the hsword as a crit weapon
I mean hsword is hsword so it'll work
plus piety is dumb free 25% crit and with that you get scourge so
60% crit for free
just spam some lights and instant scourge if need be
With those crit talents + crits reduce cooldown, chastise, with bleed and crit is
Fuuunnny
Especially on hsword
If there's enough poxwalkers you can reset your cooldown like 3-4 times a wave
There will always be enough poxwalkers
On one hand
The penetration is low but everything else is good, on the other the first target is at least higher than 65% so it is useable, so I'd say right
Shame tho because the stats easily could've brought it up but luck wasn't there
also pen doesn’t change that much
I'm gonna go with...the left one.
Got one just for you
ah, fell for the ol trapper through a crowd trick. 60% of the time it works every time.
I'd give it a 75% given the circumstances that could be at play
if i threw a knife i wouldve been fine
Also, this
I swapped Crit Chance for Unyielding
classic
hammerblow to thrust
I was about to say "but I don't have it", but then I realized I have it.
What number
which one?
Both are sub 370.
Delete
ideally neither but those are about equal

i would upgrade the left first
im asking which blessing i should take for libary?
skullcrusher whatever
Trauma
That’s personal preference
All crusher blessings outside Skullcrusher are a “whatever” pick
did a game on heresy with no damage taken
im done now
no reason to play anymore
if you aren't taking any damage are you truly living
it got to a point where I realized I hadn't taken any damage for so long, that I wanted to see how far I could push it
Really the only thing that scares me is ragers mixed in with the chaff
what thammer is the best, and what blessings do I want on it
there should be a rager variant with 1 axe and a shield
I mean, both hammers have their strengths
its like hs6 and 9
what do you want to do
crucis is the more hammery hammer with more special damage but harder to use cause no cleave, ironhelm is the more special spammy hammer with less damage and a weird overhead but easier to use cause the special cleaves
bathe in the blood of heretics in the name of the god emperor ofc
thrust is required, then either slaughterer or headtaker
I like crucis more because special bonk on a mutant is peak comedy
I mean ironhelm does the same thing to muties
ive got guns/flamer to cleanse the trash heretics, which one is best for single target damage
crucis
also i've just been using crucis sing launch and the attack pattern on ironhelm is weird
fetus deletus the crushers and such
can marty crucis 1 shot crusher
with other buffs up
It’s heresy.
damn
Do auric maelstrom with that and then it’s game over 👍
hur dur heresy is easy mode hur dur
fucked up how ogryn can just 1shot with thrust
you need like, 90% more damage compared to base hammer with max thrust 4
ch
shield oggy best oggy
crucis special heavy will stagger the piss outta a crusher tho
So even if you don't one shot, it's not a threat for a good few seconds
Not being able to stagger bulwarks is my one gripe with hs
Ogryn is also like 5 times bigger than a zealot with arms the size of tree trunks 
a shield the size of a miata
whats the dump stat for crucis? Defense I assume? def want that pen/first strike at 80 for the ohk?
im not worried about 1 crusher it's the 6+ crusher pack in auric
One crusher is never a threat.
ogryn can just 1shot 3 of them with thrust
Six crushers is sometimes a threat.
One bulwark is never a threat. A bulwark with a rager attacking through its shield, tho
Six crushers and every elite and specialist nurgle has is a threat.
4 bulwarks in a corner will absolutely fuck you up
Fair and balanced:)
See it’s fun when im pinned in a corner by bulwarks because
is it 4 idk i barely touch my ogryn
It’s just a matter of
4 is unlikely
Bulwark patrols exist
yeah pretty much
i usually run kant shotty so bulwark patrols are nbd
stfu thx
Dab up your homies
thats dapping ur homies
Yeah it's Defences.
Oh I'm out of the loop, what enables something like that?
the new shovel
bm + a weapon with an overhead that one shots crushers
yeah BM
Also I see people refer to overheads being used with BM or Deathblow to kill a bunch of elites, that's also something I don't quite understand. Is it just a long lasting hitbox you can wiggle around or are people hoping enemies are funnelled into a doorway?
Man, seeing dudes with the new Heavy Evi' rev'-striking Crushers after using their rush ability...
It hurts. Knowing what I do now, it's just painful to see the loss of potential.
the balcony section at the end of warren is legit BM overhead heaven
even like MK6 hsword overhead has enough cleave to kill a few ragers
but i think you can wiggle the mouse around as welll
wanna say vet mk6 psword push attack can take advantage of it
All the Hswords have the same damage profile on that overhead
i mean with push attack you'll just end up killing shit randomly
i've gotten a bulwark and a crusher for free on accident
yeah i was just saying that one cause i knew its H1 was an overhead
whereas 7 has the golf swing
A man of science fr fr
Bill Nye over here
I buildup like hundreds of 5 minute clips for benchmarks I had to move my clip folder off my OS drive
josiah
doiuhg
put the stan explaining german pornos over the guide
gimme the link to L1-H2 and PA-H2, need to refresh my memory






