#zealot-class
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brb
Pain 😔
Salvage if I change both blessings?
Assuming it would be alright with handcannon + surgical
If you change both I’d say that’s salvaged enough
I'm going to go for it considering it's very good modifiers
Agripinaa or Kantrael better shotgun?
As a secondary for killing big targets^
How big?
yeah the evis is nice
I think I'm just spoiled by vt2 exec sword
can't help but compare them
Elites, ogryns or bosses
Elites. Crushers, maulers, the odd bulwark
Hey, fellas. Is "Restoring Faith" any good? (On taking Damage, heal 25% of that Damage. occurs over 5s.)
I have a friend who swears it's great but I don't see a noticeable difference in my build
it's "Okay"
Everything suck vs crushers, kantrael with fire ammo great vs every other elite.
probably gives u like an extra hit in practice
´So, like, it's pretty meh
it's alright imho
but yeah more like a thing you get
if you don't have anything esle
I use it
mm
I haven't done a lot of VT2, but I hear the new evis is like the exec sword
So must be pretty cool
Hmm okay Kantrael it is just rolled a fairly good agripinaa so I thought I'd check
mostly yup!
It's fine. You usually don't take it on purpose, but if you run fire nades, basically you take it.
Mm, I gotchu. Thanks. Im more of a Stun type of fella, or throwing knife enthusiast
Guess it aint for me then
Wonder what else they will bring over from VT2 since its been a positive reception
Hopefully the Bretonnian Longsword

Anything new is cool for me as long as its good
Bardin for example
Agri is like mediocre single target for zealot. You better take zarona revolver instead then. Kant can deal with mixed hordes well, not bad at range to pick up snipers and fine for picking few elites in close range if necessary.
There's quite a lot
Not perfect ports, but stuff like the hammer movesets are ported over
The new heavy exec is almost 1:1 the exec sword on VT2
the VT2 exec sword just has a really strong breakpoint of 1shotting a certain type of enemy
whereas the Darktide heavy evis has to content with harder breakpoints
in general though I think most of the Darktide weapons are fantastic
It maybe because of the blessings but I easily nearly one shot or straight up one shot with a single rev of a chaxe
I'm just waiting for Sword/ Dagger ( which had a really fun mixup of strong light slashes for horde, and a really strong 2nd heavy attack overhead )
I struggle a bit with the new evis but thats because I don't use it a lot
Yeah it's the rev that really changes up how it's different from the old exec sword
But it's not its fault xd
In a lot of ways it'sbetter at horde clearing ( especially since Darktide has flak wearing enemies which are fairly tanky )
Power Sword is still the most ridiculous weapon they've made in Darktide though I think
but that's "balanced" by needing activations with power cycler anyway
Btw, do i want stamina or something stamina related for dclaw?
I'm biased since I always take +stamina on all my gear
having more shoves = pseudo tankiness
but for the weapons themselves, I just go with unarmored and unyielding for dlcaw
or flak/unyielding ( to help with ragers because you use the dclaw parry to kill them in small numbers )
Yeah, i'm running toughness on curios, doing fine i guess, but wonder if +stamina or anything else make the difference for gameplay.
Vets will cry again if they give the power sword more mechanics or nerf it more. It used to have like infinite cleave if I remember correctly. I get its a power sword, and in lore they are some of the best weapons to get. However, its a game and it made vets pretty much do a lot of the work easily.
This was at launch
It mostly does but it depends on how often you shove imo
I use it a LOT ( especially push shove attacks )
+stamina is basically just more leniency so you can go for longer fights without running out of shoves
but if you're having issues with gunners, +toughness with gunner resistance is also good
yeah I feel you lol
Powersword is fantastic but at the same time, I got bored using it on my Vet after a while because it can just about do everything
more stam doesn't really do anything for zealot, vet and psyker can use 1 stam curio though
also been using this on my zealot recently
Gonna switch it to Flak and unyielding I think
pretty funny just yoloing gunners
I'm hella biased lol
Every gear I have on all my characters is +stamina, +gunner resistance, and ability cooldown I think
when will they buff the bolter? Just lower equip time and ADS time and should be better, maybe give it 10% mre ammo
Probably be a while
My fear is they'll nerf the revolver but keep the bolter the same lol
You at most want 1 stamina regen perk
like I can't take bolter on zealot without running blades of faith
would be a very fatshark moment
But I highly don’t recommend this to those who aren’t knowledgeable about the game
why stamina curio?
It’s decent in psyker or vet
toughness and health are always better on zealot
That’s what I am saying
yes we agree
i came into dt without playing vt2, but i believe that too
toughness curios are nice though
ye
in general tho I think they're all fair arguments anyway
Best curios for zealot is just 3x Tough or 2x Tough 1x HP with Tough/HP/Gunner Res, same perks but 3x wound for martyrdom
Toughness and hp curious are gods when you need to eat damage ( aka most encounters with gunners )
yea
but I'm just hella biased cos I love my shoves
lol im about to start RQing when I see knife zealots
Erm, lil question here 
How would ya'll BLESS your Revolvers? Do you do the same or change a bit.
(For example)
The "Fan the Hammer" Revolver
Perks
- Dmg vs Maniacs
- Dmg vs Carapace OR Flak
Blessings - Crucian Roulette (+4.5-6% Critical Chance for each expended round in your weapon (resets on reload).
- Hand-Cannon (+30-60% Rending on Critical Hit.)
Would ya'll do the same for the OG Revolver? Thanks
Also, is VS Flak better or VS Carapace better for the Bolter? 🤔
Happy New Year!

I would be quite surprised if crucian roulette worked outside of veterans right talent tree that autoloads low volume
surgical will be more reliable crit chance
hand-cannon is goat
Lmao
for the ads revi its flak/cara/maniac and surgical + handcannon
for the hipfire one i use flak + maniac and crucian + handcannon and sometimes sustained for the silly
Glargh
Love me Emperor, love me push attacks, simple as
its what they taught in self defence 101
Who needs a third HP just dodge 
When would you use Carapace instead of Flak? Does the Revolver need Flak, or does it have enough base damage and penetration?
you should run 3 of these at all times 

Max-Min ing at that point
God weeps
me killing everything in sight because I'm in the zone as a murder hobo of the emperor.
The real chorus W is running into and stun locking the gunner patrol
If your teammates don't clear it you at least have the overheal to figure it out

chastise + 60% damage resistance to gunners on curios 
you can unironically be the counter to gunners/shooters just by rushing up into melee
Bots are honestly better at 1v1ing than a lot of players
If you get lucky you get a caxe bot
they kinda slap
Bots be moving and lurking.
one things bots do that crack me up everytime is shoot bursters
ive seen so many people get burstered by a bot who shot the burster
I like meleeing with bot friends more than pubs lol
bots get in there and hit shit
and hold down areas
(and then die)
also bot will always try to pick me up if I go down
most reliable teammate
that's fine I have a hammer
I wish we could solo with bots
But the mod doesnt let you progress penances
Guys mercy killer or flesh tearer on zealot. What's better?
None
Neither
Uncanny strike precognition
Prec?
Finesse power on dodge
Hmm ok
Mistake no.1 of new knife players: bleed 
At least they buffed bleed to be not as terrible, still not amazing
Great for bosses, but I already hit max stacks on knife with just that one talent
So sorta moot to run anything more
Running bleed on knife is trying to make it be good at something its inherently bad at which is horde clearing
Thats always the argument bleed knife players use
Youre not doing your job as a knife player if youre building and using it for horde clear
There's a reason I take flamethrower with knife
True
I havent seen a point in using it over mk3
Its fun with haymaker but thats about it
I would say more than versatile its a jack of all trades master of none, i might have to use it more tho
What perks would yall take for a mk6 knife anywho?
The point is it has the stuff knife does but also horde clears
Flakiac
And blessings?
Uncanny Executor is my personal of the two “best” options
Precog is the other blessing
I think horde clear is fine with the mk 3

Uncanny/Precog or Executor as executor was fixed
I have uncanny + riposte
Riposte is also viable
Doesn't mk3 not have vanguard in ghe combo
Eh maybe not on high intensity
Just stab more
I would feel like it struggles but I've only used the mk6
0 issues holding back a horde
Horde clear is bad but its fine thats not what its supposed to do
Basically for any knife its
Just stab more
It does struggle
Uncanny/Precog or Executor or Riposte or Backstab
If you're very based run flesh tearer lacerate.
That just ain't good enough 🥹
Uncanny ruthless is overkill
There’s one more thinking of that isn’t bleed
Either uncanny or ruthless
Isn't that like the worst
On Malice? 

Yes

😭
And I’m on a plane so im not really assed to dig up the blessing combos cause check the pinned guide
Whatever auric pops up and maelstrom
One time i told a person here who was asking for knife blessings flesh tearer lacerate jokingly
And he ended up slapping flesh tearer lacerate on it
I never did it again.
Oh neat
Jokes only work if you understand the joke
Yeah
Flesh tearer lacerate top damage top plasteels zooming around fast af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bms7mTnXu88
Not everyone can handle the SPEED.
Double bleed good. Different from uncanny + 1 bleed. You trade penetration for better horde clear and 'fire and forget'.
Patch 1.2.22
Magistrati Oubliette TM8-707 · Assassination · Damnation · Hi-Intensity Shock Troop Gauntlet
Loadout: Catachan Mk VI Combat Blade / Purgatus Flamer
00:00 Build
01:02 Game Start...
Oh look is that a flamethrower
Stop it please
Surely not boosting the damage numbers
I've been having fun with the agripina shotgun on a melee vet with full bore
Isn't the flame thrower literally doing the most damage
Yes
Agent chaos loves bleed knives
If there's unlimited enemies
Wait 500k damage? SMH where’s the 1 mil + of blaze trauma
10% of damage came from flamethrower so eh, it didn't carry the damage.
I went too fast to inflate damage number.
Thats honestly just what proper use of knife does
23 mins hishock pub game 
Youre just holding your own damage back by running those blessings
Bleed did 1/4 of that damage
Well I did damage?
This tells us nothing of horde clear
Same way you can go on AM with a grey columnus and still get top dps
Yeah I don't really use ranged on my knife build, so I legitimately stabbed those like 530 horde to death
YOU did damage
Because you're above average
It's not the best, but it's manageable
I literally said you did damage because youre a good player not because bleed knife is good
I get way more damage from bleed with double bleed compared to single bleed.
Better horde clear.
Bruh
This is exactly what i said a few messages ago
Horde clear isnt an argument to justify bleed on knive
I'm talking about just the mk3 with uncanny + riposte
Why? Horde clear let you progress the map faster.
Reddit?
Its that discussion about
Better movement tech
Even when solo clutch, you don't want to spend too long on horde until the next specials wave make it more difficult.
I use speed a lot for shenanigans
Making the knife do things it isn't meant to do
Huh? They are equally fast
If horde clear is what you want wouldn't you want that blessing to instantly kill enemies?
Throwing knife, mk3, flamer build
Executor?
No light spam is much more damage.
Thats haymaker and yes its viable on mk6
You are not using a slow ogryn club/.
If your using mk6 you're still trying to pump out your horde combo with vanguard no?
Nah just light spam.
Mk6 has better light attacks pattern.
The heavy spam on the mk3 is just much better for zoomies
ZOOM
Mk3 has 1 stab, which hits 1 enemy. Mk6 are all horizontal slashes.
Yeah
Huh… I’m psure the heavies of mk 6 give the same speed
Mk6 gets the zoom too yeah
Mk3 has better heavies for s ingle target.
Mk6 has better light horde clear.
Up to you both good both fast af.
Slap on bleed (1x or 2x) and go to town. 
I just stab more with the mk3 for horde clear
Stop it.
I thought first 2 lights on mk6 were strike down
Madness
But first two heavies are vanguard
Push attacks do a lot of work
Why would you light spam on strikedown?
I think it has higher crit rate?
The knife is a weapon with a high skill floor. In other words, you have to have experience to do well. Until you have some games under your belt you gonna suffer.
^
Mk6 uncanny lacerate top damage top plasteels solo clutch inc. Bleed is just gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxxbGkYpHJU
Seems good to me.
Patch 1.2.22
Silo Cluster 18-66/a · Strike · Damnation · Hi-Intensity Nurgle-Blessed Hunting Grounds (Cooldowns Reduced)
Loadout: Mk VI Combat Blade / Flamer
00:00 Build
00:48 Game Starts
06:11 Solo Clutch
09:22 Clutch Ends
I am that crackhead knife zealot
Its not bleed
But double bleed is better.
I admit that I'm not good enough at the game to use the knife.
Okay. 
Well wait it isn't the bleed doing thr work is it?
Or well its the extra damage because they have bleed?
these discussions make me dizzy. simple question: can i clear the auric levels once i hit level 30 with eviscerator and bolter or do i need to follow a certain META
https://youtu.be/jTD6q962W8w?si=nak3p4cqdniHuqVO
I am that crackhead in this video
He just can't catch a break.
Sorry just trying to get down to the core of people saying bleed is bad
It's dependent on skill more than build tbh
Build just makes it easier and more fun
ok imagine i´m super duper goodest eviscerator+bolter
But it's quite stimulating
I clear auric with very bad double bleed combo and I'm pretty noob so anyone can do well with it. 
good!!!!
To play the game without a primary weapon
I think some of us gotta realize if you are good at the game, you can use whatever the fuck you want and you can do anything with it. I can use a double bleed knife and top score boards but that’s just cause skill.
Bolter is inherently slow, so in an emergency situation or taking out a special is going to be a bit more painful
Mathematically, Uncanny/With literally fucking anything is better than double bleed
Well that's 'cause you're good. I noob and double bleed blessings carried me.
I only run bolters when I have throwing knives to kill specials
The issue with bleed knife is two things
The obvious: there are better blessings that boost your dps by a long mile.
The not so obvious: bleed is trying to make the knife fit a niche it wasnt made for (horde clearing) you have other tools for that, its not what you do as a knife user.
oh? i feel like full auto on a boss with a bolter is quite effective, especially with crit blessings
Hello? Misinfo department? We have your agent working overtime here. 

The main issue is trying to pull it out for a quick special kill
Yeah it seems like looking to just build for what the knife wants to do, kill big targets fast
Yes
Mk6 has versatility to smack hordes and hit biggems
well ok, i guess i´ll keep going with this combo until i hit a wall. emperor protects.
Thats why you build crit/weakspot dmg and rending
To hit big bad boys really hard
uh
If you have throwing knives and get good with them, bolter's issue with being slow gets compensated
which blessing are you referencing there Mateo 💀
Precog
(do not roll crit and weak spot on your weapons)
And uncanny
It doesn't
Precognition is finesse power which is weakspot/crit damage
Im not talking about perks
It just kills big targets slower
I run an evis + bolter combo, and I also use throwing knives for ranged special kills on that build
Crit dmg is one of the worst perks you can roll
ty for clarifying cuz 💀
So is weakspot dmg
💀
Isn't spamming alt-fire heavy attack still just gonna hit assassin hits doe
Weakspot dmg is a BIT better than crit dmg but both are trash
hard agree on the perks tho
I consider them dead perks.
Mathematically it is so dog shit
just stab more
Just, crit is worse
It's still less damage than mk3
For single target
By how much?
Noticeable much
I've legitimately never used the special attack on a knife
Its really good
Special attack is an overhead stab that goes straight to weakspot
For those curious the math looks like this.
Say your weapon deals 100 damage, and 20 extra to weakspot. If you have 10% more to weakspot, that’s literally 2 extra fucking damage.
Base Damage + Weakpoint DamagePerk + Crit DamagePerk
Absolutely horrible for the mathematical increase
Very fast, very lethal
No
Special attack is m3
You are thinking the push attack
I'm on mk3 still
I just hit the punch so I can force out assassin
And for the record I'm not trying to discourage you from using the knife, I'm just telling it's not gonna be a smooth ride
Which... mk6 really cooks my brain maybe I'm over thinking combo but
The special attack on mk3 is incredibly useless
Just stab more
Combo is not using knife and embracing the chain axe
Quite literally there are only like

Maybe 2-3 weapons that actually have important combos
I should try that
Crusher is one of the only weapons where I give a shit to combo
I like to think something is happening when I hit h1, h2, l3, l4 back to h1
Hs9 has a combo i cant remember
🥹
Go for it
If it kills stuff
that's why i use hs6
Oh cool im over Iceland rn
hold lmb is something I can remember
Yeah im having a brain meltdown which is not letting me remember the hs9 combo
Special + heavy?
Oh I love heavy sword
H1->SA is just the anti-armor loop
And you only use that cause it allows you to stagger crushers easily
Yep
The tac axes have some really intensive combos imho
Yea but they are taxes
Taxes have very diminishing returns for the investment
So
Yep
TAxes need a buff
Me and my rashad as I left click
Taxes are only good for one thing, becoming ordos
😌
Rashad is simple, light spam for hordes heavy spam for armor watch everything in front of you die

Just get brutal momentum and 25% dmg vs unarmoured and you have the best wep in the game 
vs unarmoured
This meme has to die some day
I did that mistake too 🥹
Taxes were alright with old BM but they never hit the headshot often enough to use it well now
I believe vets have like +15% melee damage travel nodes
So they just suck
REMINDER THIS IS ZEALOT CHAT, WE USE FLAK NOT UNARMORED
Isn't that enough?
You won't make the break point
Yeah but they dont hit the scab bruiser breakpoint
sadge
Taxes is funny cause instead of oneshotting a mutant like most weapons a zealot uses
Which is a must have for the rashad to have good horde clearing along with brutal momentum
Bromentum+headtaker?
that's very sad
on the other hand, vet's probably don't need maniacs
Thats why i play zed support on league
The zealot with the stun grenade be like
It's not like they want to be meleeing ragers
Honestly I was cooking unarmoured maniac
Or well
I wish it was that fast
I have a rashad for vet current with unarmoured flak
I throw it down and the maulers have the time to slowly aim their overheads into me before the damn thing goes off
not the best but I think maniac would be better
Whats the dmg buffs for zealot?
Cos iirc vet has a fair bit
uh
Crit stuff
Zealot has TWBS
gimme a sec
You h
Got the funny foot ability
Im talking damage buffs
Momentum
Oh
That allow for the 1 tap on scab bruiser
martyrdom, duelist, momentum, backstabber, purge the unclean, disdain, sustained assault
there's a lot
Zealots have sustained assault and Disdain and a truckload of melee buffs in keystones
Just trying to sum up the math here
Martyrdom and inexorable judgement alone hit the scab bruiser BP
This is what
man the new chain axe + momentum is so smooth
Then you have all the other talents
+40%?
I don't wanna switch weapons anymore
Ish yeah
Sussault is 20%, disdain is 5% per enemy, momentum is up to 20%
plus attack speed and melee damage travel nodes
So yea vet should be able to hit the BP too
Okay I'm gonna roll it back for a sec, why run flak on rashad and not maniac or carapace for zealot?
What enemy BP are you meeting with flak?
Cause rashad overheads hit... well head
For a mauler it's very awkward
2 hit kill on scab ragers, 1 hit on gunners
assuming stacked buffs
Yeah you can always go into the psykhanium and test
And you meet better break points with buffs on regular ragers and muties?
or is it a 3 hit kill?
Thats how i find BPs i wanna hit
not sure
Hmmm
let me check
You shouldnt need flak for 2 hit rager kil no?
If u can 1 hit scab gunners
Ragers are only 2k hp
I think you need flak to 1 hit gunners
I've been running maniacs since forever, need to verify
I was just thinking maniac seems better especially if you need to 1 or 2 tap a mutie
Dredge gunner when the 2.4 hits
1.2k
Not 2.4k
I typoed
And discord fked up the sequence of msg sending
Dreg gunners are 1.4k
Fking discord lmao
It takes FIVE hits to kill a scab rager and 3 hits to kill a gunner without flak and HT
With flak HT you only need 3 or 2 hits
3 for rager, 2 for gunner
These two has the highest rating of all my zealot melee weapons

happy new years
No u
Why would anyone use unarmored
It's not armored, just kill it 💀
yea unarmored is a bit shit perk, really only useful for niche ranged weapon cases for dregs
I had unarmored on my purg staff for horde greed because I want the purge the heretics penance
but oppurtunity cost kills it
but then I realized its complete overkill
It's not BAD bad, it's just not something you would want
Dregs are mostly unarmored and there's a ton of them around
But as you said it's mostly a ranged weapon niche
hmmm finally brunt does smth good
imo, if tox flamer was made unarmored, it would instantly do a lot for the unarmored perk
Sometimes it's a difference between 2 hit kill an 1 hit kill
collat high but otherwise it's great
But it usually isn't
Doesn't mean it's useless or bad, especially when you're fighting 20 scab shooters
make tox flamer unarmored, and release tox bomber and have that be unarmored as well
scabs are flak
lmao
so you'll be doing more damage to tour 3rd, 4th, 5th etc targets
'release tox bomber' how about
fuck you
i got enough bombers in my life 😠
Unarmoured is fine for niche cases
Like vet with rashad
Zealot doesn't hurt to actually take another to meet important bps
And skip unarmoured
Whats the point of og evis now? it feels like xv is just a better version
Og evis actually deals more damage
why is the achlys bad currently?
guh?
Target distribution
Achyls stubber?
caxe
But it's not like it's bad
Ok
Oooh
i prefer Atrox Mk IV
basically the horizontal heavy sucks and the other attacks are too vertical, so it's more or less single target only
Wow that's huge
Atrox is a taxe
just bought one to try it out, seems like it also has finesse
axe is axe
It does, but antax doesn't
Or wht's that mk called
mk5
antax has cleave instead right?
cause taxes are supposed to be crit axes except they are just bad caxes
Laz today is the day
It does but its ireelevent cause brutal momentum
for what
Mayonnaise chicken 😍
MOOODS
for lunch or dinner
Dinner
THAT'S ILLEGAL
whats wrong with mayonnaise and chicken
No it’s so good I’ll send a pick
damn I have to wait that long for photo evidence
Pic
Do you want to live vicariously through me? 
Mayonnaise encrusted chicken
what

It's fine if used as marinade
It’s chicken breast with a mayo crust
YES
I was thinking like sliced chicken and cheese on a fucking sandwich
no
Thats sick
what the fuck do you mean mayonnaise as a marinade or CHICKEN WITH MAYONNAISE CRUST
You all will see the glory later
It’s creamy and crispy and delicious
And moist
@hushed agate you’re the one named moistguy
Nskfndosnz
You should appreciate being moist
Dont you eat warm ice cream stan
Creamy moist chick[en]s in your area click here
Idk how to change my username
Yes
That's a caxe
Check the tactical axe
Why would you check the tactical axe tho
Wait my reading comprehension bad
Jesucristo I'm struggling to survive here and you're posting this
it could be worse
I can't handle worse rn
whyy
Is it something I said?
lol
I'm sorry
apples with ketchup??????
btw laz, did you know that stan ate a bag of nacho cheese right out of the pack, over the sink?
oh yeah he ate shredded cheese out of the bag over the sink yes
I'm mean I would do that if I was high
or had no other food
We want to get flesh of wound anyone like to join us?
well he is constantly high, so that checks out
check lfg channel?
or lost it
WHAT
worst part is, he was at his parents home with leftovers if i remember correctly
dont what him
You are in no place to criticize me stanly
stan clone vs stan
I’ve had sink cheese sessions ever since middle school
you of all people dont have the right to say it to others
@north sedge
How the fuck do you eat apples with ketchup
We want to get flesh of wound anyone like to join us?
Dip it
🤢
It happened at first by accident but i started liking it so i ate it more
I don't think anyone here rn is playing so, probably more luck in lfg
dont forget to put it in Private match 
Why would you do that
yeah dipping apples in ketchup is pretty fucked
Double bleed 695 plasteels. 
That blows anything I do out of the water
I was really young. Idk if they still do it anymore but they would sell happymeals with apple slices. I went to reach for a fry and dip it in ketchup but i grabbed an apple
And i didnt notice it wasnt a fry until i ate it
Yes I’m sure
So you admit you have unusual tastes
What about dipping chocolate chip cookies in ranch
@north sedge
Ruined*
You’ve heard about my ranch cookies before
anyone have a good build for the crusher? it's doing pretty good as is but I feel like I'm not getting the most out of it
Sweet and tangy and salty is lit
How is that better than apple ketchup
Ive heard your shitty cookie wrapper
I feel you could get more mileage out of just baking the ranch into the cookie
there's gonna be a crusher guide coming out some time today
Ur the honse

Who’s writing it
It's not, it's copium
Dont give him ideas
Nacho
You still deny it, huh
look with the right flavour balancing you can make almost anything work
@royal vortex
Well? Did you like it? 
Yeah
How did you get India 
My phone hasn’t learned my typing scent
admittedly I have no idea what ranch actually tastes like, unless it's what the cool original Doritos flavour is
It's gotten quite the whiff
still getting lost in the secretion stanta stench

it is nothing that you would possibly ever consider dipping chocolate chip cookies into
OMG HI FINNLAIDUCYE LYFE SHEETS
This checks out since he hates chocolate
I paid attention to typing it lol
its stan
Chocolate chip cookies suck because of the chocolate
You are insane
I was Korea and now India, Stan is blessing me with a conquest of Asia
also did you remember to empty your feedbag for crumps ? 
Like chocolate legit makes chocolate chip cookies blow
All you can taste is the chocolate and it ruins it
It just makes you thirsty
🤔
how does chocolate make you thirsty?
Because it does
I mean chocolate is the whole point of chocolate chip cookies
like, describe it in detail
are you diabetic?
Omg cera hi
Yo
It's okay if you don't like chocolate. Just don't eat chocolate chip cookies
I prefer sugar cookies myself
Did I say that to you before
Eat a few Hershey bars your throat will feel dry
Or is it a coincidence
You called me a rare pokemon
Oh I don’t remember lol
and keep the wrapper 20meter away from the mic

"a few Hershey bars"
Chocolate chip cookies would go from D tier to S tier without the chocolate
shlerp
Like the tiny ones not big hand sized bars
hi stannery
LMAO
THEN THEY AREN'T CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
They are chocolate-less chocolate chip cookies
So where do white chocolate macadamia go on your cookie tier list?
Stan what do you call a cookie with chocolate inside of it
its a cookie.
He doesn't understand meters 😭
A bad cookie
then he should stay one AU away when opening a pack
man i have been unironically enjoying bolter a lot lately
they are pretty high tier
You're high tier
what if it's one of those milk based cookies or whatever they're called
and yes lmao
What are milk based cookies
precision when you're suppressed is fucking impossible
Help I'm suppressed and I can't get up
it feels a little weak but we are using the Arbites version and not the Astartes one
thats why i basically only hip magdump it lol
Aiming with a bolter
It is so bad
it's some sort of cookie that's made with milk
the ability to use your mouse to change the bolters aim
White chocolate pretzels are good but everything else white chocolate tastes horrible
stan how is every food related take so so so so so bad
so does your microwaved concoctions, but hey.
stan is an AI
"Concoctions"
How tf can you even consider white chocolate McDonald’s safe for consumption
Macadamia
What is that thing
White Chocolate McDonald's is my stripper name
bolter hipfire would be better if it didn't use 2 rounds everytime you tap fire
snorbbler
This
wasting ammo on a weapon with dogshit reserve
I've literally seen Laz in the game once like a year ago and that made me take an another look at TH
Didn’t you say black licorice was your stripper name
thats why you only use it on thicc bois
He was so good
Otherwise just flicker the ADS
I'm a man of many flavors
I didn't know it's possble
What
ur what
What?
My bang rocks
he bangs his rocks
You throw them on the ground and they pop
isnt that the place in thailand
Pop rocks
MOOOOOOOODS
Oh yeah
No pop rocks make your mouth pop
I like those
I use the bolter on my melee build where the ranged option is an after thought anyway
hello zealot chat
Moods?
Ah yes, the thing kids who weren't allowed proper firework used
I use botler on my right keystone vet
moods

me when i take my HRT, MOOODS?
you been baptized, yet again
GAPOY NEU
gapoy neu year to you too stan
wait fuck this is darktide
i saw
is your new years resolution to make a crusher guide
ill change my name when im not on mobile
i suppose
i didnt come up with one and then i got drunk and forgot about it
what you drank
Why is he amazing
i need a stan name...
Because he is a dog
man if this server didnt have rules id have posted a very relevant emote for josho rn
mostly fireball mixed with dr pepper
and he eats proper food.
fireball
Dr Pepper??????
basic bitch kinda night huh
i tried don perignon that my dad bought and it tasted like cleaning solution
sounds like the best way to get an upset stomach
is Josho allowed to have alcohol
I read that as dr pregnant
A distinguished little gentleman
yes with adult supervision
wh
I almost died drinking fireball once but I'm alive so it's fine
Laz are you ok
Bubi 💙
ive never drank before fk off
It’s Bubi
Dr. Pregnant
ok mister
Now I call him tube too cuz my sister calls him tube
josho starting to drink for his impending twink death
tube
ive got a while
poor dog
ill be fine
he been baptized
u got like 4 years left before society collapses on u
it was back in college at a party, I chugged over half a handle of fireball in 10 seconds
Are already showing signs of dementia
think death
Jfc
that just sounds cloying and unpleasant
twink death isn't really i've seen some older femboys in their 30-40s
That sounds like the worst hangover ever
👍
do not do what I did
wait don't you go to a gym?
it's all mindset, skincare, and diet/exercise
10/10 do not recommend
didnt plan to
Don't drink responsibly, get fucking plastered you wuss
It do be a bad idea to go overboard with alcohol
I love skin cups
Well then
Care
like I feel regular whiskey would be more pleasant to chug than fireball
Can confirm. Am in bed not playing darktide as a result
Because it is
somehow like 15 people watched me do it and nobody stopped me but whatever
Ugh this headache
Whiskey is a refined beverage
fireball just tastes like sugar drink with no burn
Fireball is bleh
Dr.Pregnant's Skin Cups
Also don't chug Arnbitter. Ain't fun
Fireball is literally all burn from the spice
I agree, but it's easy to chug
It also is very hard on your stomach
I'll just stick to my rum
You can chug anything
fireball my beloved
The new thing is peanut butter whiskey
but kraken is the one
I'm not shoenice, it's hard to chug high abv stuff that burns, to me anyways
oh god fucking kraken
We had aged cuban rum last night, it was excellent
@fading vale Welp, Lazorr, I finally said fuck it and did the somewhat boring little fetch quest thing in rorr and unlocked the loot goblin character: Robomando. He can unlock chests and drones for free <.<
which means I get more loot >.>
rum is always a safe bet, because at it's worst it's still alright
I don't like white rum
a bad rum is always okay
unless it's a mixer
White rum is meant to be mixed btw
I see
I usually bought cheap liquor since I am kinda on the low end of the income making side of things >.>
So when I switched to wine, for my wife's sake, before I stopped drinking... it was at least not as bad tasting
Plantation pineapple is my sipping rum of choice
girls would always be drinking Malibu
back when i was young and dumb we used to do shots of bacardi 151 inbetween our regular drinks
My don Julio 40th anniversary can definitely be drunk neat
fucking vile stuff
the pain
I can't stand the fake coconut taste in malibu
Anything can
I shot everclear at a party once, never ever again
even worse perhaps
Wouldn't recommend it tho
Oof, the 191 proof one?
I don't know if it is much worse than the 151 everclear I tried once... but it still probably tasted better than 5 o clock vodka...

yeah........
I like to mix whiskey (I sometimes get the Irish stuff) with any soda I can get my hands on.
We used to get so drunk on bacardi that we bought bread from the bakery before opening hours and fed the ducks while drunk
High end white tequilas aren't really meant to be mixed
anything over 100 proof is just gonna start tasting like shiiiit
the problem was I made a party reputation for myself and uh, yeah
drinking plastic with the heavy alcohol taste is not fun(which is how I would describe 5 o clock vodka)


