zealot-class

[ripe quest]

I used Chaxe/Flamer for my playthroughs of it. Probs just Lawby/Kant, Flamer, Brauto, maybe like a MG II Laspistol. Most ranged weapons will be fine.

[modest quiver]

ugh got reassuringly accurate lol

[dark thunder]

thanks

[north sedge]

I also did chaxe flamer

[ripe quest]

Also Skullcrusher will max out if you do a special attack.

You can get a free 80% damage for 2 followup attacks after a special PA

[fading vale]

I bet old laspistol + chastise absolutely deletes, esp with piety

[ember yew]

so whats the end result

[modest quiver]

garbage

[ember yew]

[royal vortex]

push itself will stack skrusher on anything staggered by it

[fading vale]

bring that carapace flak laspistol for twins lol

[ember yew]

lol

[ripe quest]

Does it double stack or just do a normal proc?

[royal vortex]

push will stack it, then the push attack itself

activated push attack does this more consistently vs elites etc

[ember yew]

of you slap Dumdum + Ghost on it, you can use it to get a feel

and if you like it or not

[royal vortex]

but for poxwalkers and whatnot a push attack should give stacks on both push and the push attack

[ember yew]

but you probably dont have them unlocked

[ripe quest]

Ah, that might be it then.

[modest quiver]

I've only got dumdum lv2

[royal vortex]

i noticed this because raw a push attack does less headshot damage to trappers

[fading vale]

both perks are good, then dum dum and raking fire/ghost

[ember yew]

yeah thats what i figured

[royal vortex]

but it had a much easier time getting one-shot headshots on a trapper

[vocal pulsar]

reminder to use special light spam

[ember yew]

learning blessings is a pain

[vocal pulsar]

to cc the horde

[royal vortex]

and i couldnt figure out why looking at the calc

and then i realized skrusher was being stacked by the push on the trapper

[ripe quest]

Yeah. I'm not entirely sure on using it with an Evis or Chaxe though since they'll ruin the twins on their own.

[royal vortex]

[vocal pulsar]

you dont get to use that emoji

[royal vortex]

why

[vocal pulsar]

not a fromsoft fan

get out of here

[royal vortex]

die

[vocal pulsar]

never beaten a souls game

[modest quiver]

oooh so mobile with pistol 🙂

[vocal pulsar]

cuz bad

[hushed knoll]

Fromsoft

[hushed knoll]

I don’t like soup games

[ember yew]

yes, you can outrun knife zealots unless they are specced into momentum

[steel agate]

Where’s fromhard

[hushed knoll]

Souls

[ember yew]

[steel agate]

[fading vale]

stan you don't have enough patience or gamer brainpower for souls games

[hushed knoll]

Sad cat with a knight helmet

[steel agate]

Souls game require a lot of mental strength

Sekiro taught me that

[hushed knoll]

Excuse me? Wanna say that again?

[fading vale]

stan you don't have enough patience or gamer brainpower for souls games

[ember yew]

[hushed knoll]

What the fuck laz

Step outside real quick

[heavy arch]

yooo

[hushed knoll]

😤

[heavy arch]

WORLDSTAR

[fading vale]

Catch me outside how bout dat

[steel agate]

WORLDSTAR

[hushed knoll]

1v1 me laz

[heavy arch]

stan the type of dude to immediately go for the nuts

[visual stream]

I feel like the hit that procs momentum should also apply the damage from momentum, lots of missed opportunity by not making it that way 🤔

[ripe quest]

What is your favorite paste game

[fading vale]

cooking battle

[hushed knoll]

Oh I would win

😼

[fading vale]

[sharp zodiac]

Not in a fortnight

[hushed knoll]

You will not win against my mayo chicken

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/snail-snail-eating-cute-food-what-a-delectable-meal-gif-22575517

[heavy arch]

i dont wanna know

[median steeple]

I feel bad for the people who will have to taste test

[gray ice]

Your

your what

[visual stream]

[hushed knoll]

wtf

[hushed knoll]

Mayonnaise encrusted chicken

My aunt is making it tomorrow

Already salivating

[ripe quest]

I hope it's revealed that Stan is a proper chef

[vocal pulsar]

encrusted

[gray ice]

stan say sike right now

please I beg of you

[hushed knoll]

No

[fading vale]

don't worry we will get picture evidence of mayo chicken tomorrow

[hushed knoll]

It’s a legit dish

[royal vortex]

how do you encrust mayonnaise onto chicken

[visual stream]

Actually doesn't sound that bad

[hushed knoll]

I will send it to you

[gray ice]

[vocal pulsar]

is your aunt getting 8 inches after?

[hushed knoll]

It’s delicious creamy meat

[hushed knoll]

SHUT UP MANKAR WTF

[median steeple]

Wdym wtf that's how you have a cooking competition

[ripe quest]

Sounds a bit boring but not incredibly crazy. I'm more worried what the actual end result will be though

[hushed knoll]

The end result is tender chicken breast with a creamy mayo crust

[median steeple]

[royal vortex]

creamy mayo crust

[fading vale]

creamy mayo crust worries me, a lot

[blazing fossil]

how can a crust be creamy

[sharp zodiac]

I want to lick that crust

[ripe quest]

Stan I cannot believe you until I see a tender chicken breast with a creamy mayo crust

[sharp zodiac]

Taste test

[hushed knoll]

It has a creamy ubderlayer and a crispy outer layer

Under

[royal vortex]

the hell

[sharp zodiac]

Not the worst I've etane

[hushed knoll]

Hell yeah

[hushed knoll]

Etane?

[sharp zodiac]

Eaten

I type too fast for my spelling

[fading vale]

French for eaten

[heavy arch]

what else do you put on the chicken

cuz at the end of the day it's still chicken and just mayo

like theres gotta be more to it

[gray ice]

If mayo chicken sounds good to you I'm sorry that you've been a prisoner of a shadow government your entire life

but we can introduce you to some proper food it's not too late

[fading vale]

it's too late

[sharp zodiac]

I like anything mayo related

[gray ice]

[buoyant pecan]

Mayo chicken

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-gif-11078744543061587590

[ripe quest]

Just tested it with a Crusher (enemy). The special attack can stagger them but the push cannot. It stacks twice for the full Skullcrusher effect.

[sharp zodiac]

Brushing the mayo over the chicken to add the shingningnzss

[vocal pulsar]

this goes so fucking hard

[fading vale]

I'm just imagining a gloopy bowl of mayo covered chicken getting mixed around

[vocal pulsar]

this is the littest thing i have seen all day

[modest quiver]

If you rebless a modification blessing, does it get destroyed?

[sharp zodiac]

No

[buoyant pecan]

The chicken isn't dead, it's just being drowned in the Mayo

[royal vortex]

yeah, elites with sufficient stagger res require a special to get skullcrusher stacked twice

[buoyant pecan]

[heavy arch]

isnt chicken salad just mayo n chicken really

[sharp zodiac]

Oh glazing that's the word I was thinking of

[royal vortex]

for trash and whatnot a regular push will suffice

[heavy arch]

stan just throws his into the oven ig

[ripe quest]

If you have it in your stickerbook, it's there forever.

[buoyant pecan]

Everyone I've heard of chicken salad it's had 0 chicken

[modest quiver]

no way 😮

[sharp zodiac]

Not even jod could remove it

[fading vale]

and it's account wide

[heavy arch]

i get the one at costco sometimes the ingredients say chicken

[vocal pulsar]

did you know that damage perk on weapon also increases stagger threshhold?

for that enemy type

[visual stream]

I have recently found out about the holiness of chicken salad

[olive raven]

It’s friendly fire for me too it sucks 💀

[hushed knoll]

I will show you tomorrow

It is melt in your mouth

[olive raven]

Rain what

[heavy arch]

gr8 on toast ez snack

[visual stream]

As someone who hates potato salad/egg salad/etc

[ripe quest]

It is melt in your mouth

[royal vortex]

[visual stream]

It's great

[vocal pulsar]

damnit

[hushed knoll]

I also used to make mushroom soup Swiss cheese chicken

I gotta make that again

[rose flower]

Best perks for one shot hammer?

[vocal pulsar]

i was hoping you'd fall for it

[modest quiver]

So, you can use it on only 1 weapon but you can move it around as you wish? So long as you craft a blessing over the top of it to free it up?

[vocal pulsar]

or atleast try testing it

[royal vortex]

i think that's true for vt2? because there it was power vs x type

but dt is damage

[ripe quest]

Unyielding and iirc Flak is in bloom rn on Thammer.

[fading vale]

blessings are shared across weapon families

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

[hushed knoll]

@fading vale have you ever had mushroom soup Swiss cheese chicken from the recipe on the side of campbells cream of mushroom soup

[fading vale]

obviously not

[hushed knoll]

It’s good

[olive raven]

The what

[hushed knoll]

I highly recommend it

[sharp zodiac]

Sounds

Actually pretty good

[olive raven]

It sounds good but it’s Stan

[sharp zodiac]

I would eat Stan's cooking over my brother's unironically

[hushed knoll]

You put chicken breast in a pan, cover it with soup, put slices of Swiss cheese on top and croutons

And bake

[sharp zodiac]

Least he adds soul

[fading vale]

you ever have hamburger helper with baked beans

[sharp zodiac]

As fucked up as it is

[heavy arch]

white ppl food fascinates me

[hushed knoll]

Hamburger helper is great

I love hamburger helper stroking gauge

[ripe quest]

You can essentially 3D print blessings and put them onto any weapon. The only limit is how many modifications you can make to a weapon. If you swap a blessing (or a perk), you can keep swapping that slot around freely since it's now a freely modifiable slot.

[hushed knoll]

Stroganoff

[olive raven]

Stan

[fading vale]

Idk I haven't had it since I was like 12

[olive raven]

Get drunk

Please

[sharp zodiac]

Strogenhzifen

[olive raven]

I don’t want to hear about your food, I want drunk rambling

[hushed knoll]

I’ve had so much to drink this past week

[modest quiver]

So the hard bit is acquiring the blessing "stls" and acquiring the materials to add them?

[hushed knoll]

Idk if I’m gonna drink today

[modest quiver]

and a decent base to put them on*

[visual stream]

As a white people, arriving to the function to take a bite of perfectly cooked, melt-in-your-mouth, but water-tasting meat is always such a let down

[hushed knoll]

I highly recommend the stroganoff

[fading vale]

but isn't it the new year tonight

[ripe quest]

Though it's kinda limited. If you steal Rampage off of an Eviscerator you can only use that blessing on the Evis weapon family. You can't steal it off an Evis and put it on an Hsword.

[visual stream]

What is it about them making the perfect texture but not at least putting salt on it

[olive raven]

Cmonnnn it’s new yearsss

[visual stream]

Literally nothing

[olive raven]

Live life

[heavy arch]

wtf is water tasting meat

[sharp zodiac]

Be like me, it never hurts just once

[hushed knoll]

I am looking forward to a relaxing evening after spending most of the week with my extended family

[visual stream]

Another way to say bland

[hushed knoll]

I’m peopled out

[hushed knoll]

Moist meat

[ripe quest]

Yeah, farming the T4 blessing is the hard part. Once you have it all you need is a suitable weapon to slap it onto.

[sharp zodiac]

I haven't had anything to eat and if the guy I'm staying over doesn't come back with something I'm ordering food for myself

Maybe pizza

[hushed knoll]

I love cold bagged rotisserie chicken from the supermarket

[sharp zodiac]

Or Wendy's

Hmm

[heavy arch]

they got wendys in france

[sharp zodiac]

No

[heavy arch]

man usa really is #1

[sharp zodiac]

I'm in NJ

Rn

[heavy arch]

wtf false advertising

[fading vale]

do they have baconators

[visual stream]

They got McDonald's everywhere 🌝

[fading vale]

oh

[modest quiver]

Thanks for clarifying 🙂

[fading vale]

rip

[sharp zodiac]

I came all the way to NJ to be at a party I was kicked out of

Now I'm stuck here

[hushed knoll]

What the fuck

Sorry

[heavy arch]

ok take it from the top

what kind of party

[sharp zodiac]

New years

[heavy arch]

and what obscene act did you perform

[hushed knoll]

Did you come from cones or somewhere else in the US

France

[sharp zodiac]

I didn't even do anything

They just said "yeah you can't come sorry"

[fading vale]

I used to party with a French dude named Conton and everyone called him Crouton and I could tell he hated it

[sharp zodiac]

All because it was too full

[heavy arch]

and where are you from originally

[visual stream]

I think it is funny how horrid America's food policies are compared to every other first world country

[hushed knoll]

LMAO

[sharp zodiac]

Even though my brother was able to get in

[visual stream]

LUV MUH HAH FRUCTOSE CORN SURUP

[sharp zodiac]

I honestly don't blame him

[hushed knoll]

High fucktose corn syrup

[sharp zodiac]

My friends thought of the idea of calling everyone's names but backwards

I think you can imagine why I hated it

[twilit otter]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9a4fa304-0b88-4cf8-827a-d0435327a8c3/zealot-meta-no-stealth this is the highest rated build for zealot. How are you supposed to deal with carapace with just a heavy sword and autopistol?

[visual stream]

Siri why is HFCS in everything we eat

[heavy arch]

whats so special about a ny party in nj that you have to travel

sounds like hell tbhwu

[sharp zodiac]

It was a big party my older brother held

He moved to the America

[fading vale]

I felt bad and tried to say his name but when I got drunk I would always do the French stereotype exaggerated accent and say COOONNNNTOOOONNNN

[heavy arch]

your older brother kicked you out of his own party

[twin wagon]

heavy to alt and shooting

[sharp zodiac]

Yes

Because it was too full

[hushed knoll]

Love this energy

[sharp zodiac]

Even though I had said prior I wanted to go

[hushed knoll]

That’s tucked up

Tucked

[heavy arch]

have you considered beating him up

[hushed knoll]

Fucked

[heavy arch]

thats what id do to my older brother if he did that to me

[sharp zodiac]

Haven't gotten that though yet

[fading vale]

you should kill your brother

[hushed knoll]

Laz what

Let’s not get hasty

[heavy arch]

older brother is always the enemy

[twilit otter]

Does the autopistol actually kill crushers?

[fading vale]

with a hammer

[twin wagon]

With f yes

[hushed knoll]

LAX would be the most predictable cereal killer

Max

[sharp zodiac]

It's like twins but more hands on

[hushed knoll]

Laz

Serial

[zealous basin]

ham

[royal vortex]

LAX

[buoyant pecan]

Get any blunt object and apply it to with decent force to his kneecaps, preferably the sides of this knee cap.

[sharp zodiac]

I would know I'm the older one and I keep having to watch out for my brother and his little dog energy

[hushed knoll]

“Death by hammer”

[visual stream]

🛌

[ripe quest]

Thammer your brother to death

[hushed knoll]

I see what you did there

[twilit otter]

Can you elaborate? I am learning the zealot

[fading vale]

🔨

[visual stream]

[hushed knoll]

Did you hop off the plane at LAX with a dream and your cardigan?

[fading vale]

chastise does an armor downgrade for 3 seconds on ranged, cara to flak, flak to unarmored

[hushed knoll]

[twin wagon]

What Lax said but in Ogryn

[vocal pulsar]

Where is helpful Henri

He was so helpful

[ripe quest]

With Fury, the charge ult, it'll downgrade Carapace's armor damage modifier down to Flak, and Flak's down to Unarmored. It's a bit complicated but with just about every ranged weapon you can kill Crushers extremely fast with it.

[hushed knoll]

I’m going to kill you with a hammer

[fading vale]

I'm a cereal killer now

[hushed knoll]

Sorry mako nvm ily

MANKAR

[sharp zodiac]

Slayer of boxes

[fading vale]

mako

[frosty herald]

Mako

[vocal pulsar]

Mako

[sharp zodiac]

Mankar's evil sister

[twilit otter]

Is heavy sword or auto pistol the proffered method in dealing with crushers? Also if F is down you are fucked and just have to wait on cool down?

[hushed knoll]

Sharks are lame

[sharp zodiac]

What

[hushed knoll]

Shark week is Leanne

Lame

[olive raven]

Don’t use auto pistol lol

[vocal pulsar]

Who is leane

[sharp zodiac]

Léane et de santé

[hushed knoll]

Idk my phone is getting used to my scent

[vocal pulsar]

Why is shark week her

[fading vale]

uh, neither do it well, autopistol does nothing to cara without F, hsword can slowly kill them with heavy special loop

[olive raven]

IAG better tbh

[rustic lagoon]

Leman Russ.

[olive raven]

Or use bolter

[sharp zodiac]

Stan is your phone alive

[olive raven]

Doubt

[hushed knoll]

What are you up to tonight

[hushed knoll]

Idk

A phone is like a plant ig

Like it’s there and does stuff

[vocal pulsar]

I will go to bed at a reasonable hour

[north sedge]

It's inhaling Stan's unique typing musk

[vocal pulsar]

I have work tomorrow

[hushed knoll]

You don’t wanna watch the ball drop?

Oh

[vocal pulsar]

I only get Thanksgiving and Christmas off

[hushed knoll]

Damn :(

[sharp zodiac]

Difference being one is hotter

In terms of heat

[hushed knoll]

I am ready for duck Clark’s rockin New Year’s Eve

[twilit otter]

What are some good weapon combos with zealot? My favorite so far is evis and revolver

[hushed knoll]

Fuck

Dick

[fading vale]

pains of driving an armored truck

[sharp zodiac]

Grayson

[north sedge]

Lol

[royal vortex]

think of it this way mankar tomorrow u will wake up to the CRUSHER GUIDE

[olive raven]

What even are you trying to say Stan

[royal vortex]

a holiday of its own

[hushed knoll]

Dough shows up at the worst times

[visual stream]

Hammer and anything because hammer SOLOS

[ripe quest]

For Cara just special spamming is better according to Tyr.

[hushed knoll]

Dick Clark’s Ricky New Hears Eve

[olive raven]

Heavy Sword + Bolter

[hushed knoll]

Years

[visual stream]

But uhh I like dclaw 4 in a crit build with bolter

[hushed knoll]

Rocking

[fading vale]

honestly you can run a lot of stuff now, not much is bad other than lasguns and taxes

[vocal pulsar]

I want to be the first person to report it, leave it a bad rating and leave a bad comment

[visual stream]

When I'm not thammering all over the place

[twilit otter]

What makes heavy sword so good?

[frozen glen]

happy new year stan

[hushed knoll]

No you

[fading vale]

IIRC you have to cancel special spam for it to be better

[hushed knoll]

Did you make one

[sharp zodiac]

Man Life would be better if I could manifest people out of existence

[visual stream]

Heavy attack spam=everything dies simulator

[olive raven]

Kills most things within 1-3 hits, flak within 5-8, carapace within 9-12

It’s good

[royal vortex]

i am progressively rolling the boulder up the hill and watching it slightly slip back down every time i discover something weird

[ripe quest]

Deathblow. If you hit the breakpoint you can kill 5 elites per swing. Hsword in general is also a solid horde mulcher.

[olive raven]

Genuinely an S tier weapon

[hushed knoll]

is this an oedipus reference

Or whatever that myth is

With the boulder

[fading vale]

and headtaker is free 40% power

[royal vortex]

are you stupid

sisyphus

[vocal pulsar]

Sisyphus

[fading vale]

and with the zealot buffs

[hushed knoll]

Oh

[frozen glen]

it's an odysseus reference stan

[ember yew]

even with F autopistol feels like the weakest, tbh

[hushed knoll]

Did he have genital warts

[frozen glen]

yes

[vocal pulsar]

.

[olive raven]

What.

[royal vortex]

.

[fading vale]

yeah autopistol ain't great

[sharp zodiac]

Holy shit Sissyphus

[hushed knoll]

His name sounds like Syphilis

[royal vortex]

i am not engaging with this

[olive raven]

No. No. No.

[royal vortex]

anyways

[ripe quest]

Does it just come out faster or smth with H1 SA? Special does more damage per hit than Hsword heavies to Cara.

[fading vale]

I don't know for sure, I just remember Tyrs video of it and he was definitely canceling

[frozen glen]

I should make a rashad guide that's just an mspaint arrow pointing towards the left click

[ripe quest]

Oh I mean, might just be doing that to boost the damage even further.

[fading vale]

perhaps

[hushed knoll]

Why do you hate me

[fading vale]

also Tyrs videos are insane, dude plays on like 40000 sensitivity lol

[olive raven]

We hate degen shit

[twilit otter]

So with heavy sword do you use only heavy attacks? The light attacks seem very weak

[ripe quest]

Kinda like how H1 L2 on Mk II Evis is the best crowd combo but you can boost it with block cancels.

[hushed knoll]

I’m not a degenerate

I asked a legit question

[north sedge]

Oedipus famously wanted to fuck the rock

[fading vale]

the lights are fine for horde mobs especially with buffs up, heavies are generally just good vs everything

you can also do light heavy combos depending on which mark

keep in mind we are referencing like, good standard builds with more or less perfect weapons

[twilit otter]

How do you deal with dangerous amounts of shooters/gunners as zealot?

[vocal pulsar]

Dodge

[fading vale]

you press F and melee them

[buoyant pecan]

you kill them

[fading vale]

and slide and dodge

[sharp zodiac]

Kiss them

[vocal pulsar]

Charge into them, Dodge slide dodte

[fading vale]

and shoot with guns in the interim

[modest quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-dodge-neo-gif-13288848

[polar nexus]

You don't know the movie Rain Man???

[ripe quest]

just stumbled across this video of Tyr's

[north sedge]

If you get close they get locked in melee

[fading vale]

also run gunner resist on your curios

[polar nexus]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_Man

[frozen glen]

u get second wind and simply be immortal

[blazing fossil]

lol no way could I do that, what you move your mouse 1/4 inch and you go across the screen?

[north sedge]

He has -1/4 of an inch mouse space

[sharp zodiac]

I like how if the names weren't above the characters you'd can easily tell who Tom Cruise is

[fading vale]

I'm somewhere around 12 inches for a 360

[north sedge]

Showed his mouse once

[royal vortex]

more than stan's sister is getting

damn

[fading vale]

[sharp zodiac]

Venom

[heavy arch]

4 inches to go 180 for me

[polar nexus]

And Dustin Hoffman too

[heavy arch]

thats a comfy wrist flick

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

[blazing fossil]

wtf mine doesn't even go that high

[lyric ingot]

any idea what to do with this?

[flat marsh]

Go knife

[fading vale]

talking about DPI + ingame

and I said 40000 as a meme

[sharp zodiac]

The true way to play any 40k game is to be at 40k sens

[frozen glen]

it's a reference to the warhammer

[fading vale]

guys I made it, THE WARHAMMER 40K (hammerblow/trauma)

[polar nexus]

I run 2000 dpi and 0.8 sensitivity

[frozen glen]

surgical to deadly accurate and either perk to flak/maniac/elites

[sharp zodiac]

It's over Horus heresy

Every war has its hammer and with it, the 40k

[flat marsh]

When you find out warhammer 40k doesn't have a really famous warhammer

[royal vortex]

@ripe quest weirdly enough a push attack gives 1 skrusher proc on bulwarks

[sharp zodiac]

I'd jump off a cow 8 stories up

[royal vortex]

because the push staggers them just long enough

[flat marsh]

Are there really only 40,000 warhammers in the galaxy?

Why can't they make more

[heavy arch]

budget cuts

[sharp zodiac]

That, and ethics

[modest quiver]

I heard there were 10,000 bad ones

[sharp zodiac]

Last time it happened the big bang

Bazinga

[vocal pulsar]

Weakspot + sprint efficiency

[flat marsh]

Why is it even named warhammer? They just copied the name from Fantasy, but there isn't a warhammer of fame like Ghal Maraz was

[sharp zodiac]

Warhammer Fantasy should sue

[frosty herald]

Talons40k doesnt roll of the tongue that well

[buoyant pecan]

Petty Family Infighting doesn't roll of the tongue either

[heavy arch]

warhammer fantasy came first and they wanted to put that in future space so warhammer 40k

it's toys for adults dont read too much into it

[hushed agate]

Its because bow and arrows got boring so now we have las guns

[frozen glen]

don't call it toys for adults

[heavy arch]

just did

[ripe quest]

A PA or a special PA?

[north sedge]

Warhammer is like a Hitachi magic wand

[royal vortex]

regular push attack

special applies 2 procs as per usual

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/saywhat-excuseme-tdjakes-comeagain-gif-19738088

[buoyant pecan]

Back when the UK thought Nazis were cool

Or aleast GW did

[heavy arch]

its a known fact

germans got the best drip

[sharp zodiac]

They've got a certain guy to blame for that

[heavy arch]

yeah hugo boss

[frosty herald]

Hugo drip

[sharp zodiac]

The domino effect leading to fictional antagonists having god tier drip in a lot of franchises

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuya-kazuya-mishima-mishima-devil-tekken-gif-27638278

[hushed agate]

Isnt he a protagonist?

Wat

[frosty herald]

Kazuya is tekken 7/8's antagonist

[hushed agate]

Ah

[hushed knoll]

What

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[hushed knoll]

You can’t fuck a rock

[drifting wolf]

dont say that

dont test people

[rustic lagoon]

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/monday-annoyed-mood-tired-enough-gif-14686524

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-everythingeverywhereallatonce-gif-25516405

[hushed knoll]

That rock is hella cute

Where’s it from

[coral trellis]

Everything everywhere all at once

[north sedge]

Everything Everywhere All at Once

[coral trellis]

eyyyyy

good movie

[north sedge]

Yes very good

You should watch it stan

[coral trellis]

mmmhmmm

[frosty herald]

Almost new year

[coral trellis]

depending where you live

still got 9 hrs for me

[frosty herald]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

[olive raven]

ja godt nytår

[royal vortex]

ok

in new testing

a difference between hammerblow/trauma is that hammerblow will stack on singular push vs ragers, allowing you to stagger them with a push attack headshot with no setup

trauma does not

[dense field]

As a zealot, you want to stab dangerous shooty boys and shoot dangerous stabby boys

It always works

If there's a lot of dangerous shooty boys, try to stab them all

[still quartz]

As a Zealot

Run in there

The Emperor protects

[heavy arch]

download creature spawner mod and practice dodging packs of shooters n whatnot

[still quartz]

And do a lot of sliding

They suck at shooting sliding targets because someone didn't teach them to lead their shots

[rustic lagoon]

But most importantly, KILL THEM AAAAALLLL!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!

[drowsy steppe]

wallah

[olive raven]

Yknow new years in Denmark is cool cuz the country is so flat you can see the fireworks in different cities

[frosty herald]

My new years resolution is that uhhhh

[frosty herald]

I will properly learn how to play dragunov

[median crow]

When you've been two tapping DHs the whole run and two different people ping the damage stim in the chest right before the boss elevator

:)

This is why I will never swap off thammer

4 monstros dead in 1 20m mission

[rustic lagoon]

That's why I'll always run Heavy Evi.

[north sedge]

🤔

[median crow]

also holy hell. can't believe I'm only halfway

and saw people with this like 8 months ago

[gray ice]

yea some people play uhhhh a lot

[quaint verge]

a little bit

[ripe quest]

I still find it funny that despite how much I've played the game I'm still quite low level.

[misty ravine]

People hammering out heresy and regular damnation with a high win rate will gain xp faster than someone who's always in auric maelstrom

[ripe quest]

No I just play solos

and do Psyk testing

Last time I touched a pub was to play Orthus

[visual stream]

Wait a sec, is headtaker able to proc on multiple enemies in one swing, or is it a 1 per swing thing?

Never used it

[ripe quest]

It's per enemy.

[gray ice]

Just a tad bit

[visual stream]

So you can get full headtaker stacks in one swing if you swing into a horde? That's actually pretty neat, thought it was the other way around

[ripe quest]

Now that the public opinion has shifted 1 micron will you make a new blessing guide?

[visual stream]

I forgot Girls Frontline was a game that existed

Actually pretty fun when I played for a bit

[ripe quest]

Yee you can see it here

Slaught can also proc multiple times per swing if you get multiple kills in that swing iirc

[gray ice]

yea gimme 3-7 business years

[visual stream]

Yes, it can

[smoky valley]

god bless

something not shit

😭

[ripe quest]

I play it on and off. Still imo one of the best gacha games on the market.

[visual stream]

Epic Seven was kinda cool too

Damn I might try to get a thammer with headtaker on it and see which I like better now

[ripe quest]

Also GF2 is a thing which is weird

[visual stream]

Would like to see how that interacts with activated Ironhelm in a horde, gonna guess roughly same or worse depending on enemy type

They made a second one?

What was the point of that

[ripe quest]

It's being worked on. It's supposed to be a PC and phone game that isn't meant to replace GF1. Still isn't EN translated.

Also like, fully 3D which will be interesting

[cursive plaza]

what do u guys think of the heavy las pistol? decent ranged weapon option for zealot?

[visual stream]

3D anime game reminds me of this mmo I played like 6 years ago called Onigiri

It was

One of the MMOs ever

[ripe quest]

It's fun. The MG II performs well and can be spammy by lasgun standards. I'm still not quite sure about the Mk X, it's a slower variant that hits harder.

[cursive plaza]

ty

there was one with dumdum in my contracts shop so I'll pick it up

[ripe quest]

yee Dumdum is good on it.

[median crow]

Is Flamer really in that bad of a place rn>

[ripe quest]

no

[visual stream]

I don't recall flamer ever being bad

Actually

[median crow]

It's all I use and I feel like I just have a really good synergy with it

[heavy arch]

flamer is strong

[ripe quest]

The last couple people who have said Flamer is bad have also just been dumb when confronted with its performance.

[heavy arch]

flamer carries twins

[ripe quest]

Very hard to pass up a cone of patrol wiping.

[ripe quest]

Here's some random gameplay I found of the beta. It's a different approach to GF1's combat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN8zEtb7v5g

[gray ice]

is that eastern spyware

get it outta here

[brisk raft]

Anyone having stutter and crash issues?

I went through several reddit and steam suggestions even from Elden Ring but the stutters and crashes are still there. Both costing me games and fun.

[cursive plaza]

should I replace shred for rampage, or should I replace infested to maniacs?

[gray ice]

are you going for a crit evisc

[dense field]

Replace SS fot rampage

for*

[olive raven]

Infested to maniac, SS to rampage

[ripe quest]

SS -> Rampage and Infested to maniac

[cursive plaza]

I only have 1 modification left

[cursive plaza]

yessir

[drifting wolf]

savage sweep isn't as useful on the XV compared to the mk II since it only damages up to 4 enemies per swing

[cursive plaza]

going for that perk that lowers ult CD on crit hits

[cursive plaza]

nvm I see what u guys meant lol

tyty

[dense field]

yw

[cursive plaza]

wait sorry would it be better to do SS to rampage and infested ot maniacs
or keep SS and swap other blessing to rampage? cause these are only lvl 3 perks, would let me change them in the future?

or is manic dmg v important?

[ripe quest]

Savage Sweep has been modified already, you can change that slot as many times as you want without spending modifications on it

[sharp zodiac]

Another successful run

[drifting wolf]

swap savage sweep to rampage, keep shred, replace infested with maniac

[cursive plaza]

ty, wasnt my turn to use the brain before 😄

[drifting wolf]

shred is needed for the crit CDR build you want to use

[cursive plaza]

🫡 kk tyvm all

[next trench]

anyone up for some twins HM in 2024?

[sharp zodiac]

What is with after night Darktide and having encounter with odd names

[elfin robin]

im tryna figure out how to do it rn lol

[dense field]

Check out vox channels for your regions

[next trench]

its better to ask the LADS first

i mean the kin

the pilgrims

[frosty herald]

boob

[frosty herald]

first step

get a good team

[elfin robin]

itll probably have to be lfg at this moment but yea

working on that

i might just stick to zealot for that run, chainaxe and a flamer would work weaponry wise yes?

[frosty herald]

i did it with 3 other regulars and it went butter smooth

[elfin robin]

flamer for bombs, chain for shields/elites

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-uni-gif-26762123

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-surprise-surprised-uni-cat-jumpscare-gif-10000932543291362843

[next trench]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

my honest reaction

to johndarktide

CEO of plasteel

[frosty herald]

gonna make a psyker named testicular tortion

[ripe quest]

Chaxe has the best damage for the Twins. Flamer is a nice compliment to it. That combo is what I used for my playthroughs of it

[next trench]

like just do a head cannon that instead of brain burst you just testicular torsion them

[frosty herald]

yes

[next trench]

whats stopping you

honestly

whos gonna stop you

[dense field]

The current meta is having a vet with maxed focus target and full support middle tree, a zealot with flak cara mk XV evis, two gun lugger ogryns with frag bomb and ripper guns.
It's absolutely not required tho

[frosty herald]

if its a tox flamer or trapper its ovary tortion

[sharp zodiac]

But what of trappers and tox flamers

[ornate bone]

wao

[elfin robin]

theres no way my buddies will have that kind of kit of standby so thatll take some time but as long as i got myself covered i aint stressing on it too much

[next trench]

OVARY TORSION

[frosty herald]

RAHHH!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/kazuya-kazuya-mishima-mishima-devil-tekken-gif-27638278

[next trench]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-shadow-wizard-money-gang-gif-17925654032794413967

[dense field]

Good luck on your journey!

[north sedge]

Chaxe will do it better than evisc

[elfin robin]

thx, im gonna need it, most of these runs have been quick shutdowns from overwhelming elites

[dense field]

maybe

[next trench]

i need to make one of this but with chastize the wicked + chainsaw

[dense field]

But evis is able to chastise+rev

As well as clearing

Chaxe is an overkill

[north sedge]

🤔

[hushed agate]

Overkill is the only acceptable kind of kill

[dense field]

You can't kill a twin in less than 4 phases

[rustic lagoon]

That's the way.

[north sedge]

I forgot that chaxe can't rev and chastise, damn shame

[next trench]

im the kind of mf that headshots pox walkers with surgical and hand cannon

and has more overkill damage than damage in the scoreboard

(it happened once)

[dense field]

my bad for being not clear

[frosty herald]

Electrics are ez pz with jin

[dense field]

evis is able to chastise+rev 1shot a twin while being easier to handle

[next trench]

tru tru

[north sedge]

🤔

[dense field]

It's impossible to damage a twin for more than 1/4 hp per stage

So

[elfin robin]

soo i may be a little stupid but uh, how does flamer address the gas bombs

[north sedge]

It doesn't

[elfin robin]

cause it did not work for me

ok

so im not crazy just stupid

[north sedge]

Flamer is for the elites and adds

[dense field]

It doesn't

[elfin robin]

can you address gas bombs?

[elfin robin]

ok, will probably use a revolver instead for elites

[north sedge]

🤔

Flamer does that better with chastise

Alot better

[elfin robin]

ill poke into that

[dense field]

If you're a zealot you should sprint or slide through bombs

[north sedge]

#zealot-class message

[elfin robin]

havent touched the "uber optimized" side of darktide yet so im poking into it

[dense field]

It's the first time it's required

[north sedge]

That video shows the flamer with chastise bit

[elfin robin]

was gonna ask if that was a good option

[lean lark]

Next time someone asks for flamer, copy this message link so it's like a rabbit hole eventually

[elfin robin]

yea that hits p nice

[lean lark]

On the 27th message link you'll reach your answer

[frosty herald]

I can do electrics with kazuya im satisfied

[north sedge]

#zealot-class message

[dense field]

I mean, the very best of us can clear that stage with any weapons and classes, but

We aren't all 0.001

[royal vortex]

the crusher guide is crushin my fkin soul partially because im stupid

[dense field]

%

[north sedge]

Much like oedipus fucking his boulder up the hill

[royal vortex]

lmao

[lean lark]

Happy new years american psycho, otherwise known as dar(cy) nacho

[ripe quest]

So am I supposed to expect the equivalent to the Eviscerator guide that contra brewed up but with Crusher infused with Josho?

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/2014-gif-22205066

[royal vortex]

no contra's is fucking stupid and pointless

[ripe quest]

I am already excited for this Crusher guide then.

[royal vortex]

this one is kinda dumb but the information included is relevant and actually has a purpose

because whereas the eviscerators are both very straightforward mostly brain-off weapons the crusher has a lot of weird little nuances and the moveset is generally more complex

[elfin robin]

is chastise a weapon blessing? or am i blind

[ripe quest]

It's an ult. Fury of the Faithful.

[royal vortex]

chastise is an ult

it's the base zealot one and most people here call fury of the faithful chastise

[ripe quest]

People call it Chastise because it's the name of the old ult that everyone got used it.

[elfin robin]

oh ok

well shit i was running the relic for pressure relief

maybe not a good play then

[ripe quest]

You'll also hear people say Momentum when they mean Inexorable Judgement.

[elfin robin]

wack

[frozen glen]

u will also see people say lacerate when they mean uncanny strike

[ripe quest]

Though I'm surprised that Bloodletting hasn't survived lol

That term died fast

[elfin robin]

is a flame nade gonna be the play for this fight or stuns?

[ripe quest]

Either work fine. Just pick off of which is most compatable with your preference and talents.

[elfin robin]

gotcha

[frosty herald]

id suggest momentum

easy keystone works passively

[elfin robin]

how effective if blazing piety in this case

[north sedge]

Ah flamer won't work as well then, at least not on crushers

[ripe quest]

Depends on the weapon and build you're going for. It's often picked with certain ranged weapons in mind or for the crit CDR build.

[sharp zodiac]

Man this really isn't my week

[ripe quest]

weak

[elfin robin]

weak

[sharp zodiac]

You know what I mean egghead

[ripe quest]

weak

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-toothless-cas-van-pool-memes-how-to-train-your-dragon-gif-6987693982726633206

[elfin robin]

week

[sharp zodiac]

1984'd

[lean lark]

you so weak you forgot the second e

[elfin robin]

but uh yea i might just go momoentum

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-bilbo-cas-van-de-pol-fuck-off-gif-19602508

[sharp haven]

ammo's rough but I feel like this could work? idk if this is worth, because I could just scrap for the infernus but damn if I'm not tempted to slap maniac and crit chance on this1

[elfin robin]

dam that 36%

a kick in the nuts if ive ever seen it

[sharp haven]

yeah like

woof

some numbers are whatever but goddamn

easily close to 100 rounds gone lmao

[heavy arch]

does this build make sense

[elfin robin]

real

[mystic ether]

Looks fine to me. Take it for a spin

[heavy arch]

i have ive been tweaking all day just wanted to get an extra pair of eyes

i think im settled

[ripe quest]

Looks fine yeah.

[mystic ether]

It's a straightforward kind of setup you got and everything you're taking plays into itself well on paper. We don't share the exact same things butnwhen I was playing with the xv most of this skeleton was the same

[heavy arch]

i made 3 xv evis builds momentum with flashbangs i call that missionary

[mystic ether]

Shenanigans

[heavy arch]

with the momentum one i put points into invocatino of death and run bloodthirsty on the evis

it's pretty easy to still cdr on demand with just relying on bloodthirsty

i honestly cant tell a difference in real world with bloodthirsty evis or rampage shredder

both flavors are just rly good /shrug

[north sedge]

Bloodthirsty is just for killing elites

[ripe quest]

When having the crit CDR talent you're def better off with Shred.

[dark thunder]

does the amelia helmet change your voice?

[heavy arch]

nah dont need shred

just naturally specialing and critting all the time already

[open echo]

well well well

[dull stratus]

🤣🤣🤣

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-second-child-there-are-two-of-them-getting-out-of-hand-gif-16342964

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/wrigleys-doublemint-gif-9818549

[bright zephyr]

Okay just saw a zealot twoshot demon host on Malice... wtf xD

(Martyr plus hammer)

[dull stratus]

Its ok I killed two trappers confidently striding foreward to be netted twice in a row then a fifth netter grabs the guy whos saved me twice so we just lay on the ground and have a chat about the beneficent

[hushed knoll]

Dough are you gonna watch the ball drop

[open echo]

can onehit a dh with shroudfeild a hammer and a few perks

On damnation

[bright zephyr]

DH?

[north sedge]

Nah

[bright zephyr]

ah

[open echo]

demonhost

[bright zephyr]

ye, sorry lil drunk ^^

but was funny, once the HP bar showed, DH was allready down to 30% hp or something ^^

[dull stratus]

Seen that build a few times. Never tried it myself as I prefer crowd hammer.

[open echo]

i normally use this if i'm playing a hammer meme build

[hushed knoll]

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/30-days-of-night-no-god-gif-1871937148692696712

[drifting wolf]

death to mobility

[rustic lagoon]

Heretic got killed so hard his legs forgot to fall over.

[mystic ether]

shredder autopistol is fun actually.

this ain't too bad fr.

[covert blade]

rampage or maniac boost hmm

[drifting wolf]

rampage

[covert blade]

yeah

[mystic ether]

How hard are you for crits?

[covert blade]

not really but i'd like to keep for later lol 4 took forever

[mystic ether]

Could just pump the maniac dmg up. xv cleave is enough after the tlanets relevant to cleave imo

Oh if you don't care then just go rampage

[covert blade]

yeah

[mystic ether]

Your maniac dmg is going to be fine. you're using an eviscerator\

[sharp zodiac]

They made the experience more bareable

Ignore the 5 wound vet they actually did quite well

[mystic ether]

?

Confused was it just a tough run or was this person being an ass or something?

[sharp zodiac]

Just fun stuff after a 8 loss streak

[zinc talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1183979493153575002/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2023.12.09_-_23.39.05.13.DVR.mp4?ex=659cc2d4&is=658a4dd4&hm=4ecd056582edb6feca279d92a8cd5c81ed7d9199e54bb9fb7abd62e12687b8a5&

[ripe quest]

yee just swap Bloodletter to Ramp

[frosty herald]

Why in the goddamn billy bobby joe jebediah are you playing on xbox

[sharp zodiac]

Because

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-rap-tf2-team-fortress-heavy-video-game-gif-16590706

[fleet zealot]

jeb bush

[sharp zodiac]

Don't feel like getting a PC till I find a place of my own

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/jeb-bush-please-clap-beg-gif-11562533

[fading vale]

Xbox players just masochists

[frosty herald]

Telling you right now

[zinc talon]

consolers get what they fucking deserve

[frosty herald]

Get a pc

Or alternatively

Connect a mouse and keyboard to your xbox

[zinc talon]

mother of god do they actually let you do that these days

[fading vale]

on their 200ms input lag TVs

[sharp zodiac]

I'll do it when I feel like it

[fading vale]

with maybe 60 fps

[zinc talon]

Luna you go get a PC and I will help defray the costs of purchase

[sharp zodiac]

Once I get the money n shit

[polar nexus]

You could try shadow PC no?

[sharp zodiac]

Don't have a job or anything to fill in income atm

[frosty herald]

Yup

[zinc talon]

well neither do I

what's that got to do with money

[frosty herald]

Its actualy one of xbox's selling points

[zinc talon]

wait

wait no people tell me that makes people frown at me when I say it

[sharp zodiac]

Nah I chuckled

[frosty herald]

I got my pc for 1.2k

[zinc talon]

people that win the lottery don't win the lottery like I won the lottery

[frosty herald]

Its a beast honestly

[zinc talon]

I spent just under five grand on mine

[sharp zodiac]

And another thing I can mention

[zinc talon]

for the case and internals alone

[sharp zodiac]

My TV is shite, it's not as simple as a TV my father has this one is small and equivalent to a monitor

[zinc talon]

god damn that felt good, being able to walk in and say what is the absolutely most expensive fucking prebuilt you guys make here

lemme see it

[sharp zodiac]

I gotta fucking

Stand up and get close to see shit

[zinc talon]

...do you now

oh

oh.

[fading vale]

prebuilt smh

[tight fog]

park a desk right in front of the tv like an absolute chad gamer

[frosty herald]

Cant even run darktide at 120fps raytraced

[sharp zodiac]

Not very good on the eyes

[frosty herald]

Broke ass

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-oh-gif-20569899

[sharp zodiac]

Especially in a room I never turn the light on

[fading vale]

I just kept calling a local shop until they had a 4090 in stock cause you couldn't buy one online lol

[frosty herald]

Do you by any chance wear glasses

[zinc talon]

lemme whifphuh in ya earuh

www.microcenter.com

..

https://www.microcenter.com/

[fading vale]

this was like a month after they came out

[heavy arch]

whatre u gonna do when microcenter is out of stock too

sometimes u meet a guy behind a wendys dumpster for a 3080

[zinc talon]

this is the last good guy protagonist in the brick and mortar computer business

had a microcenter here in dallas my whole life

[fading vale]

if only I lived near a microcenter

[zinc talon]

but during the holocough

[tight fog]

microcenter sounds amazing wish we have it over here

[mystic ether]

pretty shite place to work.

[zinc talon]

when all those bitcoin miners of indeterminant origin

[heavy arch]

any of u guys rich if we start a microcenter in my area we'd make out like bandits

[sharp zodiac]

No

[heavy arch]

the only thing seattle has is best buy it's pretty weird

[frosty herald]

How the fu

[zinc talon]

were scalping every vid card they could get their hands on

microcenter stood up and said no

you buy a card, you show us id, we write your DL# down

because you get one card

[fading vale]

the scalping sucked ass

[heavy arch]

microcenter didnt do that at the start

[zinc talon]

oh?

[heavy arch]

and it took a while for them to implement something like that

[zinc talon]

they hung a sign here in dallas over the entrance

might just be the one here, huh.

honestly I was unaware there was more than just ours

[heavy arch]

for 3080 it was scalper city at microcenter

[zinc talon]

no shit, whereabouts is the store you saw this at

cuz oh my GOD best buy

[fading vale]

I'm just glad my 4090 power connectors didn't melt

[heavy arch]

all of them

[zinc talon]

best buy was caught on video

taking an entire PALLETE out of the delivery 18 wheeler

[heavy arch]

i was in stock drop discords so there was news where every single b&m had a 3080

[zinc talon]

and forklifting it to a single person's mail truck

[ornate bone]

guys do you think the skill that removes corruption is good at all? i have it because of the preceding talents, but i haven´t noticed this skill have any effect at all.

[zinc talon]

whatever those wooden egg crates are, in square feet

then stacked as high as a man's belly button

[heavy arch]

i didnt sleep for 2 months and got a 3080 for original msrp

[fading vale]

it's good on twins but that's about it

[tight fog]

buying a palette of gpus has gotta feel pretty badass

[zinc talon]

nice.

okay, valid

but you're gonna get shanked in the spleen with a screwdriver before you're outta the parking lot

[sharp zodiac]

It's being held by a wire and nickels

That's my vision

[mystic ether]

yeah if you'e some grubfuck greedball

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tarantino-killbill-beatrixkiddo-crazy88s-gif-9713357

[zinc talon]

well, we are talking about scalpers

[frosty herald]

Me fighting the scalpers at microcenter

[heavy arch]

thats why if ur buying used you do it at a police station parking lot

or even their designated counter for transactions

[zinc talon]

I like grubfuck though, gonna start working that into my tourettes angry cursing lol

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/chuu-loona-holding-gun-glock-revolver-loading-it-happy-smile-smiling-murderer-gif-26567938

wait.

it's empty

[zinc talon]

yep ^ very very save your life useful info

[mystic ether]

wait

fuck

[zinc talon]

no, mag's in'

either the mag and chamber both are empty

or she didn't fully rack the slidew

[ornate bone]

Forklifting

[zinc talon]

wait.

[mystic ether]

probably not empty but she def can probably just hit the button if it's oneof those guns

[zinc talon]

waaaait.

slide was forward

she racks

[mystic ether]

newer to shooting so idk it all yet

[zinc talon]

slide locks back

[fading vale]

I thought my old case was big enough but boy was I wrong

[zinc talon]

but her thumb wasn't up to lock the slide in place

this is a plastic gun with no slide spring

[mystic ether]

wouldn't know

it is funny though

[zinc talon]

ah I got it not everyone is a 2nd amendment simp like I am

[mystic ether]

shooting with a jammed slide is a pain in the ass.

[zinc talon]

can I just say to the room

since we touched on the subject

[fading vale]

no

[heavy arch]

are we posting glocks

[zinc talon]

the number one rule, of gun safety

[heavy arch]

o ok

[zinc talon]

is never cut me off in traffic

[bright zephyr]

im drunk so forgive me: when can i become a sister of battle? :§

[zinc talon]

happy news fren

[mystic ether]

idk warhammer. do a backflip or something

[mystic ether]

probably works.

[bright zephyr]

happy new things

[bright zephyr]

wahts this armor?

[zinc talon]

uh

hold please

https://tenor.com/view/elected-to-lead-not-to-read-the-simpsons-president-schwarzenegger-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-16361128

[bright zephyr]

best sc ene in that movie ^^

[zinc talon]

god that gif gets so much airtime for me

any time I ever miss anything ever

[bright zephyr]

btw, do the microtransaction armors rotate?

[drifting wolf]

yes

[zinc talon]

every other week

wednesday or thursday morning american time

the store also keeps the last two panels before the current sale offer

so you have just under two months' of store stuff at any given time

[frosty herald]

Rule number 1 of gun safety is to have fun

[zinc talon]

in chronological order

heh

real talk tho for the kiddies in the back

NUMBER ONE RULE KEEP YOUR BOOGER HOOK OFF THE BANG SWITCH

[clear knot]

It doesn’t go in any specific order anymore

[ornate bone]

Rule number 1 of gun safety is dead people can't feel unsafe

[frosty herald]

The crusher skin hasnt returned yet

[ornate bone]

Normalize doing procedures at the cemetery

[heavy arch]

i wish i had a bolter irl

[zinc talon]

your wrists and elbows sure don't wish you had one