zealot-class

[onyx solar]

generally shredder is pretty important, as it can get rid of mutants, ragers, maulers, etc, in just one hit

[naive star]

With some blessings and talents going on it should still hit that breakpointwith that?

[onyx solar]

yeah, probably

[naive star]

Ok, ill go buy it and try my luck then

[modest quiver]

for 13k.. you get that for failing damnation, right? xD

[naive star]

Yeah cheap purchase, almost same as Brunts blank

[modest quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-wall-street-leonardo-dicaprio-cheering-chanting-gif-17356194

Do it, do it , do it

[naive star]

🤷‍♂️

[modest quiver]

Not bad

[hushed knoll]

@fading vale MY AUNT IS MAKING MAYONNAISE CHICKEN TOMORROW I WILL SEND PICS

[fading vale]

[modest quiver]

Name it Horde Slapper

[naive star]

Renaming requires mod right?

[hushed knoll]

@royal vortex you too

[surreal marlin]

hoow do wounds work?

[exotic portal]

relentless backstabber on new knife

christ

it's bad

[surreal marlin]

for combat axe is martyrdom best?

[oblique nexus]

Oi, how do y'all build the Heavy Eviscerator?
I heard folks talking about how it can two-tap Crushers and "oneshot everything else"...

But mine seems to hit like wet tissue-paper and, in spite of its cleave blessings, can't seem to consistently kill horde chaff at difficulty 5 with its light swings, let alone mid-armored foes. Like, a heavy swing works... But that's the same for ANY Zealot melee TBH.

[modest quiver]

cleave for the mk2

damage boosting for mk15

[open echo]

new evi can one hit cruhsers with chastise

[oblique nexus]

The HEAVY Eviscerator.

Not the old one.

[open echo]

they are both called that

[oblique nexus]

The Zealot's rush ability?

[open echo]

ye

[modest quiver]

Thank you

[oblique nexus]

Yes, but the new one FEELS heavy.

Legit swings a touch slower. Noticeably so.

[modest quiver]

Just accept you're wrong and stop being a butt

[oblique nexus]

I'm not wrong tho', neither are you or him.

[open echo]

gimme a few mins and ill get a clip

[modest quiver]

Shred and Rampage for the Mk15, Maniac and Flak for perks, consider dropping Maniac for Elite depending on pref. They're both heavy but you're entitled to your wrong opinion.

[open echo]

cara is better than maniac for mk15

[oblique nexus]

oof. I need a better roll for mine, then... I got locked in with cleave perks on it that don't seem to really benefit it as much a I'd hoped for cleave-kill consistency.

And the decent-stat-roll'd one I got a lil while ago has shit perks AND blessings... Because RNG is sadism.

[open echo]

it has a cleave cap of 3 if i'm correct

mabye 4

[oblique nexus]

Wow. That's shit.

[modest quiver]

1 shots maulers though with Flak perk 🙂

[oblique nexus]

...What, when revved?

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-cod-call-of-duty-call-of-du-call-of-duty-modern-warfare-ii-simon-ghost-riley-gif-27104686

[modest quiver]

yes

[oblique nexus]

I've seen such with body shots, but if it hits the head, it seems to fail on that front. Guessing you're using a light swing?

[modest quiver]

True. Not on my build though unfortunately. 95% from the front, 1 tap from the back

[modest quiver]

No, heavy swing will still do the job 😄

[oblique nexus]

???

On like, difficulty 3-4???

[open echo]

5

[modest quiver]

I only test on damnation

[oblique nexus]

Because on 5, I haven't gotten that oneshot on headshots even revved.

[open echo]

same

[fleet zealot]

when ur mean to me, this is who you are being mean too

i think he said oneshot on chest shot

[oblique nexus]

I'm guessing you're talking about with like, the optimal damage blessing?

Rather than my shit cleave rolls.

[modest quiver]

even with a crap shredder roll

[oblique nexus]

Gonna swap that "unarmored" I think, given the crap cleave cap...

Bricks...?

[modest quiver]

Apologies, I'm fairly new to the crafting system. Can you re-refine a slot even if you've burned your modifications?

[oblique nexus]

You can only swap wot you've already swapped. After two decisions, other shit is locked.

My blessings are locked because I had shit perks.

[open echo]

yes

[fading vale]

you don't want 2 cleave blessings, most people don't even run 1 cleave blessing on new evis

usually rampage plus something else

[oblique nexus]

As I've discovered. Sadly, I've had shit luck trying to roll a new, decent heavy evi'.

[fading vale]

also mauler heads are carapace

[surreal marlin]

can u rerolll both stats and traiits?

[fading vale]

the rest of them is flak

[open echo]

this is mine

[oblique nexus]

I'm aware.

[fading vale]

you can only roll 2 things

any 2 things

[surreal marlin]

fuck

so iif u do affixes u cantt do the blessings?

[fading vale]

correct

[surreal marlin]

fk man thats shiit

how iimpportant s brutal momentum on axe

[fleet zealot]

it used to eb worse

[fading vale]

very important

by far the best blessing

[oblique nexus]

Revved heavy overhead swing:

It did not oneshot him.

[open echo]

@oblique nexus

[fading vale]

you used chastise

[oblique nexus]

Nor him.

[open echo]

i was saying with chatsie

[oblique nexus]

The rush? No.

[open echo]

earlier

[oblique nexus]

You didn't do the rush tho'

[fading vale]

they did

[open echo]

i did

[oblique nexus]

???

I didn't see it at all? You walked forward, blocked, then swung? Or was the block to cancel the rush?

[fading vale]

so chain weapons don't interact with abilities correctly, for chastise you have to press F after the hit lands

and the rev doesn't work with stealth at all

except for crit

you can see they pressed chastise after swinging

[surreal marlin]

this is onlly 3 stacks of 7 rright? how do u get 7?

[blazing elm]

what's the best way to use the eviscerator mkII?

[frozen glen]

wound curios

[open echo]

no that block was just me tabbing out

(i have a mod)

[blazing elm]

for horde clear i've been doing Heavy Light Light

and push attack light

but i'm not sure when to use heavy 2

or how to get to it fast

[modest quiver]

push attack, heavy, light light

[fading vale]

H1 light is the fastest horde clear

but basically as long as you are chaining horizontals with heavies

then it's fine

[blazing elm]

alright

what do you do for single target?

[oblique nexus]

Wait, so you can like, trigger the Zealot's rush mid-chain-ripping

and get another hit after that to proc it

[blazing elm]

yep

does more damage too

for some reason

[oblique nexus]

Huh. That's a whack strat'. Cool.

[fading vale]

I think for minor elites people just light spam but not 100% sure, probably someone else that uses evis 2 knows better

[oblique nexus]

Gonna be a bit tricky, but handy if I wanna trade mobility for raw fuck-off energy.

[fading vale]

it's been bugged since the game launched

[fiery ingot]

and now is a feature?

[fading vale]

you only get chastise bonus on rev if you do it after the hit lands

[oblique nexus]

IMO, they should just own it and make it as said a trade of power for mobility. Add it to the description, even.

[oblique nexus]

Well that's shit. So basically, this is how it's SUPPOSED to perform.

[surreal marlin]

so when u play wounds buld

[fading vale]

no

it's only chain specials that are bugged

[oblique nexus]

S'what I said? I meant to say it's supposed to apply like this to chain-weapon attacks, but it dunnae unless using this method.

[fading vale]

they attempted to fix it once

and only fixed the crit

[fading vale]

yeah

[surreal marlin]

so when u play wounds - u need the curios

[open echo]

i only use it for the attack speed, toughness regen and crit chance, or doing more damage with chain weapons

also chatsie fsr makes amour one value lower

[oblique nexus]

Can it oneshot the Crusher with said rush without +damage perk for Carapace?

If so, I'd be putting anti-maniac on it for moar consistency on them.

[next crow]

yeah, my evis is +flak +unyielding and it still oneshots crushers on headshots

[open echo]

so you can do silly stuff like this with it

[next crow]

i'm not 100% sure but if chastise downgrades carapace to flak, then your flak boost might be the one you need?

[oblique nexus]

Wait, I thought they fixed the rush-applies-to-ranged-weapon shit?

[fading vale]

nah, the perk is the original armor modifier

[open echo]

it does i think

[fading vale]

no, it's intended

3 seconds

[oblique nexus]

Oh, so it used to last longer than intended...?

[surreal marlin]

martyrdom = need wounds curios?

[open echo]

yes

[surreal marlin]

is it a huge dmg increase?

[fading vale]

I think it used to be the full duration IIRC

[next crow]

my guess as to why chastise works best if you activate it after a chain weapon's revved hit lands is this: all the revved hits are actually two hits - the first one does small damage on impact plus some damage over time, and then the second hit does giga damage

so if you chastise before you do the heavy, the first hit is the one that gets buffed

[fading vale]

but we only know it's intended because they mentioned it in a patch one time

[blazing elm]

i think it's pretty cool that it works that way anyway

[surreal marlin]

is martyrdom better than the other 2 dps wise?

[open echo]

i'm not really a matyr user

[fading vale]

Marty has highest damage potential yes

and most survivability

[next crow]

you do gotta be low hp to take full advantage of the bonuses

but you can afford to take on a lot more corruption/go down a lot more

[fading vale]

you don't need to be at max stacks

for a good buff

[next crow]

ah makes sense

with 7 wounds you can be at half health and still get a sizeable buff

[fading vale]

plus you have bleed for the emperor

[open echo]

i only use matyr on caxe or tac axes

or crusher

[surreal marlin]

is combat axe best with martyrdom

[fading vale]

caxe and hsword are quite good with it

evis can use it well too

really anything

[royal vortex]

every melee weapon benefits massively from marty

[whole vapor]

Even a stick works with marty

[fading vale]

it's just the silly weapons get extra silly

[royal vortex]

yea

[frozen glen]

the only melee weapon that doesnt benefit from marty is the

[open echo]

the

[spare dome]

oh yeah, the

classic non-martyr weapon, the

[open echo]

i too, also enjoy, the

[fading vale]

I don't really like it with hammer, but if I swapped to stuns instead of fire nade second wind I'd have more points to play around with

[modest quiver]

We we'll have none of that around here sir. We don't talk about the , you don't know what you might cause..

[open echo]

shroudfeild hammer can go back to one hitting bosses with it

[fading vale]

I could not give 2 shits about 1 shotting bosses with stealth, I already delete them without stealth

[steep flame]

What if i wanna have a sick 1v1 with the boss?

[royal vortex]

time to roll a crusher with t4 elites

[open echo]

fair but its funny when playing just with friends (and not taking anything seriously)

[royal vortex]

woohoo

[surreal marlin]

which stat do i reroll

[surreal marlin]

crit hit to mutants?

[fading vale]

I wouldn't do anything until you upgrade it

you could get stuck with a bad blessing

also that finesse is rather low

[fading vale]

who tf is making Frieren 40k memes

[steep flame]

Idk lol

[fading vale]

that is some dedication to the craft

[west schooner]

is there anyway to make achlys viable

[oblique nexus]

Man, we need some new skins to match the new Eviscerator... All the current skins are for the old one's pattern.

[fading vale]

not really

[spare dome]

i saw one dude use an achlys once and be good

once

[west schooner]

its just so sad that it cant even use brutal momentum properly

[oblique nexus]

Achlys?

[fading vale]

I think all it has going for it is some single target damage but that's about it

[west schooner]

since its lights are so.. straight

achlys combat axe

[fading vale]

but it doesn't do that any better than a Rashad

[west schooner]

should've been more specific

[spare dome]

its a funny weapon that wants to pick elites out of crowds

[fading vale]

and a gimped horizontal heavy

for some reason

[west schooner]

the horizontal deals more dmg to maniacs

[fading vale]

never use caxe heavies on maniac

[west schooner]

it has a bit of a bonus to maniac, and the vertical has a bonus to carapace

[west schooner]

on mutants

[fading vale]

take a look at maniac damage on lights vs heavies

[west schooner]

if i have thrust, i can almost 1 shot a mutant with the heavy on weakspot

been trying to make it work somewhat

ye i know

light has more dps cuz of the attack rate

and dmg

[fading vale]

well

caxes are fucky

in that lights do like 2x more damage to maniac

it's not the attack speed

like 2 Rashad lights will kill a mutie

[west schooner]

i just wish brutal momentum still ignored hit mass, as in ignore ignore hit mass, not just 3 extra dudes

[fading vale]

versus like 4 or 5 heavies

[mental coral]

wouldn't knife ears be considered a xeno

[steep flame]

Idk

[surreal marlin]

what does iignore hit mass even mean

[steep flame]

She's more human looking then eldar looking so she'd probably just be called a mutant

[west schooner]

currently, the "ignore hit mass" means u get to hit 3 extra people for free after the 1st hit

[royal vortex]

god damnit brunt activated the docket shredder

down a million for crushers

[west schooner]

3 extra people before applying the "cleave" of the weapon u're using

[fading vale]

it's description doesn't say what it actually does, basically you can kill chain up to 4 things with primary damage as long as you kill what you hit

[west schooner]

kill on weakspot hit

[fading vale]

of course

[west schooner]

it used to function as described

ignoring hit mass as in, slicing and dicing through everything like butter

as if there's no mass

just air

[fading vale]

it was stupid then and it's stupid now

[west schooner]

now its alot more, uh, restricted

its obviously a massive buff to zealots

especially martydom zealot

but a big nerf to every other character

[fading vale]

Rashad just deleting 4 of almost anything with a light

hsword one shotting several ragers

ogryn 1 shotting 4 maulers or crushers

psword deleting groups of elites

[surreal marlin]

so baseliine with martyrdom u get 2 passive stacks

• curios = 5 then ur hp

[fading vale]

yeah max wounds is 7

[solar gorge]

1 shot 5 crushers in a swing

balance

on the maelstrom with melee only, crushers stack on top of each other so much it's basically free

[west schooner]

I wasnt really refering to the blessing itself, im talking about the weapon

On the caxe which has literally no cleave whatsoever, brutal momentum was a key component

Especially in the hands of none-zealots

[olive raven]

I mean

Let’s also not call

[west schooner]

Yea sure, new brutal momentum is alot more viable now on various weapons, but those weapons already have high cleave to begin with

[olive raven]

Buffs to one class a nerf to another

Cause that’s not how this game works 💀

[fading vale]

pretty sure psyker and vet still have enough damage for BM Rashad

but they have better weapons so

[west schooner]

But that's besides the whole point, im just talking about the caxe itself

[olive raven]

dueling sword & power sword go brrrrrt

[royal vortex]

god fkin damnit

is desperation additive

[fading vale]

uh, I've never actually tested that but that would be silly

[royal vortex]

oh my god

kill me

[modest quiver]

What are the recommended combos for the Tigris Mk15?

[west schooner]

There's just a very obvious effect that the brutal momentum change on classes who use caxe

[royal vortex]

fully stacked sustained assault +elites crusher

one-tap headshots a scab shotgunner

fully stacked sustained assault no applicable perk crusher with desperation

is 52 points off

[fading vale]

I mean it just got better across the board in my opinion, sure it's less safe to just spam but eh

[west schooner]

Zealots are very obviously benefiting from new bm caxe whilst the other classes that uses it are now more defensive with it

[modest quiver]

what's the benefit of it on zealot? Not tried it yet

[fading vale]

that seems silly

[west schooner]

They can get a lot of melee attack speed as oppose to other classes

[fading vale]

try on a body shot with only desperation

[royal vortex]

yea thats what i was gonna do

[fading vale]

and then a weakspot with only desperation

[royal vortex]

please god tell me im being exceptionally stupid

[west schooner]

Which massively compensates for the way bm works now

[steel agate]

It’s okay ur just being regularly stupid josho

Do ur thang

[fading vale]

every class just light spams Rashad and kills multiple things, I don't see the issue, or they do the same with an antax and push attack sometimes for stagger

[echo fossil]

personally i like the +toughness and +damage blessings

[fading vale]

evis just wants rampage

and you can play around with the second one

[oblique nexus]

TFW I have never rolled Rampage blessing on my Evis'...

[mental coral]

I still don't have surgical on a revolver

[fading vale]

the new evis that is

[mental coral]

I'm actually tilting

holy shit

[oblique nexus]

I hate my luck.

[oblique nexus]

I do. Alongside Roulette.

[solar gorge]

got bloodthristy for the funny crusher one shot, I reccomend

[oblique nexus]

I don't even use Revolver (tho' I want the new one) and got a god-tier roll for it.

[modest quiver]

Ah sorry I should have been more specific. Attack combinations

[rough galleon]

The one time I got surgical 3 I absent mindedly pulled some shit tier 4 blessing off instead

[echo fossil]

i kinda like hand-cannon and roulette

[west schooner]

Its not an issue, im just complaining

[fading vale]

on the new revolver sure

old revolver surgical is just silly

[echo fossil]

on the old one too

surgical on the new revolver isn't bad i guess

[west schooner]

Sure u need an axe that's as perfect as possible so that it can be viable, but besides that its still fun

Just if u're vet or psyker u'll be kiting and push attacking a lot more

[fading vale]

you get more crit from less than a second of aiming with surgical than you will ever get from crucian

[rough galleon]

If you need to hit 1 thing hard, heavy attack
If you need to hit >=2 things not as hard, light attack

[echo fossil]

yeah i just don't always aim with the old revolver

a lot of hip firing

[oblique nexus]

Oh wait, NVM, it's not Surgical.

[west schooner]

Whilst as zealots, not really too much effect especially when running martydom, they can play it like normal

[echo fossil]

yeah that's my ideal revolver

[west schooner]

If anything its just alot stronger for them

Also the fact that cleave dmg on antax caxe is practically worthless now

[fading vale]

BM has always been a horribly balanced/designed blessing, it's just either too dumb or too strong

I hate it

and they don't balance it for different weapons

[royal vortex]

ok no i dont think desperation is being applied weirdly

i think this is me being stupid thankfully

[rough galleon]

At least make it reduce hit mass instead of eliminating it

[olive raven]

aren’t BM and DB the same fuckin blessing btw?

[royal vortex]

are damage perks on a weapon multiplicative with damage sources from a talent

[olive raven]

Or am I tripping

[west schooner]

Also idk what u guys think, but unless u're on zealot, fk decimator & headtaker

[rough galleon]

They are yeah

[west schooner]

Not the point but yes

[fading vale]

thank god I was gonna have to change my build

[olive raven]

I think they are multiplicative yea

[west schooner]

If u're using caxes on vet/psyker, use all or nothing

[olive raven]

Or just don’t skill issue and use headtaker

[fading vale]

perks are multiplicative against + damage sources

[royal vortex]

ah okay

[autumn fern]

whats the highest roll of Wounds +2 ?

[olive raven]

Ngl we just have to write out the fuckin formulas for this shit sometime

[rough galleon]

1 wound

[olive raven]

What

[fading vale]

+damage all adds together

and power multiplies against both of those

[rough galleon]

Even at 80 base it's just the one

[faint marsh]

thoughts on atrox mk 2 taxe

[next crow]

i think they're asking "can curios roll +2 wounds as main stat" and i think the answer is no

[west schooner]

Taxes are just not good rn

[next crow]

unlike stamina curios which can roll +1 to +3

[olive raven]

Answer is no yea

[autumn fern]

oh okay

[west schooner]

Like irl, no one likes taxes

[fading vale]

you can kinda get away with taxe and marty but yeah, it's just not great

[west schooner]

but man new bm changes hits taxes harder than anything else

[fleet zealot]

mk4 is the best if I remember of the taxes, but they are all in a pretty rough spot

[faint marsh]

i want taxe to have better dps so badly

so fun to use

[west schooner]

Also, thoughts on bringing all or nothing over decimator/headtaker on caxes

[faint marsh]

i love the swing speed on mk2 with momentum

[olive raven]

And I want pre-fix fire back so

We can’t all win fr fr

[fleet zealot]

basically the only thing they have over any other weapon is that instead of one shotting mutants, they can stun mutants on headshot with special attack

[west schooner]

I find it to be optimal on vets and psykers, since u push attack quite a bit

[faint marsh]

i was so mad about the fire fix

i learned to play like that wtf

nothing wrong with it at all

[olive raven]

Meh.

[fading vale]

the only caxe you might push attack sometimes with is antax

[frank night]

Suffer feel pain etc etc

[west schooner]

Plus i always find myself on little to no stam when initiating a fight, as i always sprint

[fading vale]

and thats a pretty low damage attack

[olive raven]

15% power versus 25% is wild

[fleet zealot]

all or nothing just requires you to have no stam whcih is realyl hard to maintain

[faint marsh]

what do power stacks do? i can’t wrap my head around it

[fading vale]

yeah but at 0 stam you would have no buff

[olive raven]

Power buffs damage+impact and such

[west schooner]

See, new bm doesnt allows u to swing permanently, especially in a massive horde

[fading vale]

power is damage impact and cleave

[west schooner]

What dk u mean

[fading vale]

the buff is at max stam

[olive raven]

Other way around

[west schooner]

Uh no

[olive raven]

Unless the tool tip is genuinely fucked

[faint marsh]

stats are so esoteric and unintuitive in this game lol

[olive raven]

It’s basically a shitty desperation

[fading vale]

maybe it changed or I forgot about it cause it's never been good

but alright

[west schooner]

Tooltip isnt fked, its proven through my experiences

[olive raven]

Just take headtaker + desperation if you want a no stamina fuckery

losing 10% power is significant, especially at such a cost

[west schooner]

Its easier to proc than decimator and has more power than headtaker and easier to keep stacks up on both

[olive raven]

I mean

Hold up

[fleet zealot]

even with the no stam zealot talent + all or nothing

[olive raven]

Did you just say

more than headtaker?

[fleet zealot]

it isn't easy to keep up 0 stam unless you are constantly killing your dps

yes

it si mroe than headtaker

[west schooner]

I find all or nothing to be the pick, for caxes over decimator and headtaker

[fleet zealot]

40 vs 25

[fading vale]

all or nothing is 40%

[west schooner]

Dodging stops the regen

[placid fiber]

Man, I really hate seeing my damage this low, but, I am not good with getting nice damage with either hte ironhelm or crucis(it was ironhelm this time) I made sure the run didn't die a bit after the mid event since 3 people went down/died x.x

[fleet zealot]

wasting dodges

[fading vale]

but, assuming you are on 0 stam which isn't that often

[west schooner]

He might be confusing caxe headtaker with heavy sword headtker

[fleet zealot]

also being at 0 stam

is really not fun if you need to block something, or a lot of somethings

[olive raven]

Lovely, I love sites having outdated images

[west schooner]

U'd also have to kill dps, especially if u're not a zealot

[mental coral]

does anyone know what plasma does to carapace

like dmg modifier

[west schooner]

Vets n psykers dont melee fast enough to be safe with constant spam

[fading vale]

I mean literally all you have to do is just light spam with BM headtaker and it doesn't matter

[mental coral]

was wondering if I should take rending strikes

[fading vale]

vets get melee attack speed

[west schooner]

U will push

[fleet zealot]

this

[west schooner]

Not really enough

[fleet zealot]

on vet or psyker? maybe

but they dont want to be in melee as is

[olive raven]

Tbh

[fleet zealot]

and they dont want to have 0 stam in melee

[olive raven]

Sacrificing stamina for power is

Eh

[west schooner]

Ive been running caxe forever, just take my word for it

[fleet zealot]

lmao

[royal vortex]

source

trust me bro

[olive raven]

headtaker and decimator are still more consistent

[fleet zealot]

everyone here

runs caxe forever

[fading vale]

headtaker will always have more uptime

[west schooner]

Earlier i did say that u'd want all or nothing unless u're a zealot

U missed it so yea

[olive raven]

I mean no but go off ig

[fading vale]

I suppose all or nothing isn't useless

[fleet zealot]

this is zealot chat

[fading vale]

but it's just not gonna be consistent like headtaker

[west schooner]

Decimator not more consistent, u miss u lose it

[olive raven]

it’s not useless but it gets outclassed in consistency

[fleet zealot]

too much risk and too little reward

[olive raven]

just aim.

[fleet zealot]

in damnation that isn't an issue

[olive raven]

like I think during my twins run with Incan

[west schooner]

Just becayse its a zealot chat doesbt mean we cant talk bout other stuff

[olive raven]

I only lost decimator when no enemies existed

[fading vale]

anyways, caxe is caxe, it don't need this much thought

you just swing it around and everything dies

[olive raven]

yea it’s pretty brain dead

[west schooner]

And its not always about aiming or not, who knows if a random ogryn would waste his nukes on chaffs

[olive raven]

Right up there with heavy sword in terms of lobotomy ass gameplay

[fleet zealot]

so, you just restack it in 3-4 swings

[olive raven]

If an Ogryn wastes a nuke on chaff, guess what… no need for damage.

[west schooner]

Only when in the hands of zealots

[fleet zealot]

it's still easier to maintain than 0 stam without any of the downsides 0 stam brings

[placid fiber]

@fading vale The Ironhelm might be slightly more comfortable to use and not have as much user error... but holy fuck even with all of that freedom of cleaving through hordes it's rough af as the last person alive. x.x

[west schooner]

Sprinting

I mean, u dont need to maintain 0 stam to have it be better than headtaker

[fleet zealot]

you aren't sprinting in the middle of the horde

[placid fiber]

That was only damnation shock gauntlet, tho

[fleet zealot]

and you dont need to push

[olive raven]

I haven’t seen sometime this staunch in a bad take in awhile

[west schooner]

Only for zealots

[fleet zealot]

for an effective difference

[olive raven]

Like All Or Nothing isnt horrible but it ain’t good

[west schooner]

And dodging stops regen

[fleet zealot]

NO ONE wants to stop regen

with dodges

[west schooner]

U dont need to perma dodge either

[fleet zealot]

like you really dont see the issue?

[placid fiber]

I meant it's more user friendly to people with less intelligence to spare, Lazorrr

[west schooner]

Too bad i exist

[olive raven]

you dodge to fucking dodge, not manage your stamina in some genuinely awful manner

[fleet zealot]

you are thinking too much and thinking too little

[fading vale]

yes ironhelm is easier to use

[placid fiber]

It is one move

[west schooner]

I mean, i just asked foe thoughts that's all

[placid fiber]

but even with that much capability

Last one alive? Thammer is just fucking rough

[west schooner]

Im not saying as u run it as a zealot

[fleet zealot]

All I did was post my fucking build and y’all went for my throat talking down on it like a bunch of toxic trolls you didn’t have to say anything if u don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything but naw y’all wanna be animals like every other troll and thru the safety of the internet you run your mouth and then talk smack about me it’s ridiculous and not fair of anyone to treat some one like that and u have the audacity to say I’m going thru somthing nah you and all the other trolls like you need to get over what your going thru and act right

and we are telling you

the issues with it

[placid fiber]

I had chastise that time as well

[fading vale]

ok we don't need to keep going and arguing

let's just move on

[fleet zealot]

ok sure, you can stay at 0 stam, but is it worth it? to instantly be staggered on block

[placid fiber]

Okay, I won't talk anymore about the ironhelms...

[fading vale]

not talking to you of course

[placid fiber]

I know :3

[fleet zealot]

ironhelm

[west schooner]

I mean, u're the onlt one here that's kinda mad

[placid fiber]

(yet)

[olive raven]

ironhelm can be v fun, I find it jank personally but rn it’s equal to Crucis

[frosty herald]

I love ironhelm

[olive raven]

Two patches ago I wouldn’t of said that

[west schooner]

And i've said that this is more so in the context of other classes not zealots

[fleet zealot]

ironhelm refers to the helmets ironhelm players wear /j

[frosty herald]

But the new evis took its place as favourite

[placid fiber]

I don't use it because it is fun I use it because it is still effective when I am in full panic mode

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mr-bean-car-gif-21769998

[fading vale]

ironhelm is just skissue crucis that is not engaging and is more wonky, to me

[placid fiber]

Crucis can lose up to... 40% effectiveness when I am in full panic mode

I simply have less intelligence to spare

[fleet zealot]

I moved to that as well, neither psyker nor vet wants to be stuck in melee with 0 stamina and spent dodges

[olive raven]

Yea I find the cleave special to be fuckin weird, too used to a Crucis or crusher

[native cargo]

If it was a steelhelm it probably would bonk harder

[fleet zealot]

diamondhelm

[scenic spindle]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

[fading vale]

the joy of hammer is feeling like I'm using a hammer

and aiming it

delivering largest bonks

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-quaid-whiskey-pilot-drinking-gif-15160583

[placid fiber]

I use the ironhelm because it gives the joy of bonk, but, allows me a more simple way to deal with hordes specifically

[olive raven]

The joy of hammer is using special on Random Poxwalker #384848493 and sending that bitch on a home run

[west schooner]

I mean idk what u're imaging when i say dodge, and no stam, but all i'll be doing is dodging backwards to kite and oush attacking to regen dodges

[olive raven]

https://tenor.com/view/wii-wii-sports-paniaal-baseball-wii-baseball-gif-27395047

[placid fiber]

Yes elite hits in hordes are easer... I don't care

I can get more horde off my ass faster

[olive raven]

Real Crucis gameplay

[sharp zodiac]

Can't wait for 2023 part 2

I wonder what's in store

[scenic spindle]

MY YEAR

[placid fiber]

I am an Crucis believer, no matter how much I use the ironhelm it will not dissuade me

[exotic portal]

Batman.

[native cargo]

Dude i loved the arasaka bombing in cyberpunk I wish 2023 was real

[scenic spindle]

this is my year

[fading vale]

I don't like turning hammer into purely special spam the weapon

[placid fiber]

like when I 4 shot the damnation assassination boss with 0 stacks of martyrdom or slaughterer...

[fading vale]

feels sad

[placid fiber]

I thought: crucis would have done it in 3

[olive raven]

power sword zealot edition

[fleet zealot]

crucis babysat my kids when I went to war

[olive raven]

Crucis paid my college tuition

[native cargo]

Crucis cured my rabies

[placid fiber]

You came back to a destroyed home but two strong men waiting for you?

[sharp zodiac]

Crucis paid my taxes

Shit I forgot to play music now my game is silent as shit

[placid fiber]

(aka the men r ur sons in this)

[west schooner]

Why does powered ironhelm heavy strike down do less that powered ironhelm heavy side swing

[fleet zealot]

yea it was a shock cause I had daughters but 🏳️‍⚧️ rights

[native cargo]

You shit silently o.O

[placid fiber]

The hammer takes what it wants and makes it what it wants

Who are we to question the crucis?

In fact it is probably the thing that created the ironhelm

[fading vale]

it doesn't though, should be the same, I don't recall if they changed overhead to be 10% less than crucis but it was always the same

regardless the world will never know why ironhelm has an H3 overhead

so out of place

[fleet zealot]

l1-l2-h3 combo obv /j

[west schooner]

Weird combo especially if u try tk use the powered hit

Can u even chain it into a powered hit on h3 without hitting air?

Like, with l1 l2?

[royal vortex]

push

[west schooner]

After a push its into h3?

[royal vortex]

yeah

[west schooner]

Ah aight cool

[placid fiber]

Stats aren't perfect but this was an emperor's gift.

fuck

[west schooner]

Also u cant double dip with rev attacks with stealth now

[placid fiber]

The stats aren't perfect but It was weakspot and savage that I deleted

[west schooner]

Carapace?

[placid fiber]

I am really okay with 25% carapace damage since I've had to deal with crushers a lot with the heavy sword...

[west schooner]

Well, not false

[placid fiber]

like

It will take like

3 less swings!

I don't know what I can even do with that much more time

[olive raven]

Pre fuckin nice

[placid fiber]

I know

That's why I put the plasteel in it asap

[west schooner]

If u do charge u can do alot more too since the numbers of the special attack is alot higher on flak

[olive raven]

I’d take maniac over flak on it tho tbh

Hits dreg rager and mutie breakpoints

[west schooner]

One shot breakpoints or two shot

[proud minnow]

what does the rashad special do?

itj ust uppercuts

[west schooner]

Just leave it be

Doesnt really do much

[olive raven]

One.

[ornate bone]

Rashad's special is a slower antax special for stunning shit

Particularly ragers

[west schooner]

u doing a specific build or have specific heavy sword stats that allows u to one shot?

i cant do it unless i run martydom and have some wounds down

[west schooner]

from what i heard, push attacking is the go to for stunning ragers on the rashad

[west schooner]

one shotting ragers i mean

do u have full headtaker stacks too while one shotting?

well i can one shot with full headtaker, but only on heavy strikedown

[proud minnow]

why no backstab for cool down reduction?

[west schooner]

well one shotting on heavy side sweep is too much ig unless im running marty with some stacks

[lean lark]

because its not useful

it gives diminishing returns

[native cargo]

The hell is a gender? Is that short for grape blender?

[dull stratus]

Just fyi your dagger punch(with lacerate) applies bleed through bulwark shields! Enjoy!

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dylan-moore-mariners-dinger-home-run-dmo-gif-23368780

[zealous basin]

https://tenor.com/view/big-shoe-lmfao-big-shoe-lmfao-gif-21655557

[dull stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/wii-sports-baseball-out-of-the-park-home-run-wii-gif-24548729

[hushed knoll]

The legs look like bendy straws

[dull stratus]

Ah a fellow spider bean enjoyer

[hidden verge]

is headtaker + slaughterer a good combo on hammer?

[indigo quartz]

no, thrust is too large of a power buff to not have

[fleet zealot]

thrust is the best

[hidden verge]

okay, I'll try looking for it 😢

[fleet zealot]

you can go HT+slaught on ironhelm but why even run a hammer at that point

[hidden verge]

looking good?

can't find thrust 4 despite spending like 10k plas

[plucky gate]

bro

[royal vortex]

lmao

how

[fading vale]

that's very good, I might prefer flak over elites but elites is good too

[plucky gate]

it wasn't even that far from the first one

[fading vale]

10k plasteel is hardly enough to find thrust 4

[hidden verge]

thanks. gotta farm some more for that elusive thrust 4

[frozen ibex]

Only 15 deaths.

[native cargo]

Wake up it's a bad dream

[patent zinc]

Looks good, what's the build?

[zealous basin]

holy shit guys

mouse over my pfp im smoking weed

[hushed knoll]

[fading vale]

the ole haymaker mercy killer knife

[hushed knoll]

I’m allergic to hay

[frozen ibex]

Every time I play heavy sword something bad happens.

[fading vale]

hsword just raises ELO too much

[frozen ibex]

Genuinely not a good weapon for solo queue.

[fading vale]

oh god and a perfect strike bloodletter evis

[frank night]

p selfish to do so

[...]

[fading vale]

ghost speedload laspistol

[sharp zodiac]

These runs have not been so great lately, figured because it's either one game is going great the other is going terrible

[frozen ibex]

They were a premade of 3 guys.

3 guys joining my block list.

[fading vale]

how are they all running terrible blessings on most of their weapons

[native cargo]

Just lick your teammates 4head it helps my bad matches

[frank night]

I'm not using the inspect feature

I am a strong believer in the bliss of ignorance

[royal vortex]

lmao

[frank night]

until I see someone have to shoot a dreg shooter four times to kill him

[frozen ibex]

Special needs group probably.

[native cargo]

Every time I use inspect i get bashful, blush, and scurry away

[hidden verge]

nothing yet,I'm just making it to try the new weapon 😄

actually I would like to have link to some good hammer build

[royal vortex]

the problem i have with inspect is

[sharp zodiac]

Always thought it stopped at 20

[frank night]

supervillain pause

[royal vortex]

i cannot tell if the guy bringing sprint efficiency willingly rolled onto both weapons

is just regular bad

or if he's going to be exceptionally stupid and grief

[native cargo]

The hell is a de santa

[frank night]

or advanced turbo ass

[royal vortex]

because sometimes its like

y'know

dude dies a lot

w/e

[frank night]

curios are an eldritch science

[royal vortex]

but then u get fucking demetrius the smite psyker or w/e his name is who legitimately has no braincells

[frank night]

fr

[fading vale]

this is what I've been running except with backstab CDR over swift

[frozen ibex]

Guy was really mature too. Refused to enter the lift at the end.

[fading vale]

don't you know you get bonus points for farming poxwalkers

[native cargo]

Nice cuddle talk c:

[frozen ibex]

Loved it. ❤️

[royal vortex]

ur dockets are tied directly to how many groaners get killed per match

[frank night]

i cannot comment

[south folio]

i think i met those three on NA west before

but we wiped early so i didn't interact with them much

[frank night]

i refuse to enter lifts until a special comes in to attack arcotash

[native cargo]

Farming that million kills

[royal vortex]

i was there

i witnessed it

[mental coral]

Isn’t that reportable

[frank night]

where's the clip clip man

[south folio]

you BITCH

[royal vortex]

im not allowing myself to go edit clips

[patent zinc]

I've been running with this for thunder hammer, but it's a weird build.

[royal vortex]

until the crusher guide

is completed

[frank night]

terrible fate

[royal vortex]

last night i had an aneurysm

reading reddit comments

[frank night]

why were you reading reddit comments instead of writing the crusher guide

[rough galleon]

What if it's editing crusher clips for the guide

[frozen ibex]

No point. I just block and move on. I hope he feels better now got it out of his chest.

[royal vortex]

because i was going to sleep

[sharp zodiac]

Health

[hidden verge]

okay thx @fading vale @patent zinc

[sharp zodiac]

De santé

[royal vortex]

i am going to break into people's houses and uninstall darktide from their computer if they spam activated attacks on crusher

[native cargo]

I will look at the crusher guide to see if I am missing anything cool out on my combos and shiz

[mental coral]

Aw but it would be funnier if his ass got banned

[native cargo]

I guessed it was health from the percentage just wanted to make fun of franch

[rough galleon]

: ^ )
But that's what everyone said to do one year ago

[fading vale]

I would really not recommend crit hammer as a serious build, it's a random meme at best

[native cargo]

You fell into my trap card

[royal vortex]

[rough galleon]

Crammer

[sharp zodiac]

I will slap you belly so got dam hard

[frank night]

post steve

[zealous basin]

wtf

[mental coral]

Henri is gatekeeping my fun

[zealous basin]

frick u bro

drunkard

[mental coral]

[zealous basin]

alcoholic

[native cargo]

Gonna start spamming it so i get a random Nacho event

[sharp zodiac]

New ambush boss

[frank night]

excellent steve

[sharp zodiac]

MAGGOT

[native cargo]

Mean it?

[zealous basin]

ew ew ew

fucked up thingy

[frank night]

explode

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah

[royal vortex]

suffer

[mental coral]

What’s a random nacho event

[native cargo]

A frog busting down your door and uninstalling your darktide

[frank night]

it's not too dramatic

there was apparently a nacho event while fighting a bon bon y/day

but i did not notice

[sharp zodiac]

The frog also has 50k health as it's base

[royal vortex]

i asked him like 4 times

to drop the ammo

[native cargo]

Typically I only use the special on crusher on mixed hordes, elites, specials. Not too much on bosses tbh

[south folio]

https://streamable.com/a4fi1w

[sharp zodiac]

Shit I just remembered I'm not going to that new year's party anymore because they only allowed one person

[royal vortex]

and he was in the midst of a dementia episode

[sharp zodiac]

Flew all the way to fucking NJ for this

[native cargo]

O.o

[sharp zodiac]

Do you have any idea how much of a nightmare that was and now I can't even go

[native cargo]

Silly woman brain

[royal vortex]

fkin gremlin

[native cargo]

Growing wings to fly just to not be able to go to a party

That's tragic actually tbh

[patent zinc]

How does one manage to get the game to look like this.

[south folio]

change some numbers in user_settings.config

[frank night]

i was casting brain burst

[strange kestrel]

jesus christ

[muted sonnet]

what the fuck am i looking at

[azure mortar]

here I thought my game was in ultra low

[south folio]

in user_settings.config (located at %AppData%\Fatshark\Darktide\user_settings.config), change these settings

[strange kestrel]

its like darktide if it was in roblox

[sharp zodiac]

His graphic settings

[muted sonnet]

darktide but evil

[sharp zodiac]

His preference

[hushed knoll]

Hi arch

Arco

[frank night]

darktide if it was a browser game

[south folio]

why must you hurt me like this

[royal vortex]

im sorry i dont remember any of the psyker blitzes fucking disabling your headset

[south folio]

hi stan

[hushed knoll]

It’s my phone

[mental coral]

Why 6 and 7 but not 8

[frank night]

i was also listening to joji

[south folio]

this is my setup for anyone who does not yet know https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1133928123868663828/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_1a6a056c-46bb-40d5-a06c-d77bce4f5a63.png?ex=659f3edc&is=658cc9dc&hm=681216da4589a9dbdf90486aff577972a3a1d5a5f7a6c747aced4703fbbf071d&

[south folio]

because i ate 8

[hushed knoll]

War inches what

Arco

[sharp zodiac]

Why is there a random fan

[mental coral]

Do I want to know if that’s real

[royal vortex]

vacuum capsule

cryonic rod

[mental coral]

Cooling

[hushed knoll]

Oh my goodness

[sharp zodiac]

That doesn't sound real say real words

[azure mortar]

ghetto setup

[sharp zodiac]

See that's a real word

[frank night]

it took him 10 whole minutes of malding to inquire if i had held back the ammo maliciously

[ionic turret]

alright gonna give this a shot. Not sure on build, guess I could go crit but usually for slower weapons I go momentum

[royal vortex]

i didnt have time to type

[frank night]

[royal vortex]

because OBVIOUSLY verbal communication had gotten me nowhere

[sharp zodiac]

Needs more Markiplier

[frank night]

[odd fjord]

Is crowd control dumpy on these?

[sharp zodiac]

Stop stealing nacho's kin

[sharp zodiac]

Defense primarily is

[royal vortex]

it also was not 10 minutes

[hushed knoll]

Nacho’s skin

[odd fjord]

dang. Thanks

[royal vortex]

before that happened after the elevator in the brewery

and i typed it

at the final bridge

[frank night]

lies

or it might have took that long for me to notice

hmmm

[mental coral]

Oh wait

Nacho is Josho

Aw

[patent zinc]

You can press v to inspect and hover over the stats to see what they do. I think crowd control affects attack speed among other things.

[mental coral]

I thought we were having a nacho chip party

[royal vortex]

stan has cursed me

[frank night]

could be worse

[royal vortex]

for a brief moment i was returned to normal

[frank night]

he used to be Joist

[royal vortex]

no

joist

lowercase

[mental coral]

Idk joist had character

[frank night]

flaccid

[mental coral]

Nacho is just

[frank night]

small letters

[mental coral]

Idk

[frank night]

joist

.

[royal vortex]

joist.

[odd fjord]

Yeah, I'm just not well versed in hammering. I thought this was the good one for big boss damage.

[sharp zodiac]

Beautiful names

[native patrol]

[frank night]

french is such a beautiful language

l'agent

hon hon

[royal vortex]

curse of sprint efficiency crit damage perfect strike

[hushed knoll]

No

[patent zinc]

Oh if you just care about killing bosses then yea, don't let crowd control hold you back

[native patrol]

[frank night]

oh no he's back

[patent zinc]

Just take a flamer with it

[hushed knoll]

Who’s back

[frank night]

you

[steel agate]

Baby back, ey

Couple racks ey

[hushed knoll]

Holy shit I love going to town on ribs dude

Holy shit I love going to town on ribs dude

[sharp zodiac]

Ate a peach cobbler

[hushed knoll]

Holy shit I love going to town on ribs dude

Holy shit I love going to town on ribs dude

Holy shit I love going to town on ribs dude

Holy shit I love going to town on ribs dude

[sharp zodiac]

Stan

[hushed knoll]

What the fuck

[steel agate]

Mobile doing u dirty dawg

[frank night]

Stan

[steel agate]

Next time u press send let it shimmer

[royal vortex]

LMFAO

[frank night]

he has had a 'you defecation' moment

[hushed knoll]

Why did it do that

[steel agate]

Cuz wifi is a bitch sometimes

[hushed knoll]

It’s never done that before

[steel agate]

Happens to me too

[sharp zodiac]

That was funny

[frank night]

also sorry this happened

[royal vortex]

im fucking CRYING

[frank night]

Holy shit I love going to town on ribs dude

[sharp zodiac]

It's ok I already got the wine bottle I'm making my own party

[ripe quest]

You can do this regardless of what heavy you're on with the Mk IX. Also the Mk VII has the same deal so idk what makes the Mk VI faster if it isn't attack speed.

[frank night]

the wine battle

who's fighting whom

[royal vortex]

my sides

[sharp zodiac]

We'll dee

[royal vortex]

god DAMNIT stan

stop

[hushed knoll]

I didn’t do anything

[frank night]

Holy shit I love going to town on ribs dude

[hushed knoll]

It fucking glitched on me

[royal vortex]

mittins ur not funny

[steel agate]

As a man who didn’t read above good job merking that crusher

Very good aim

[hushed knoll]

I think mittens is funny

[royal vortex]

we all know u love those ribs

[frank night]

it doesnt have to be funny

it just needs to have the right timing

[hushed knoll]

Mittens what are you doing for new years

[frank night]

family lunch

also gonna have a run down by the river

[ripe quest]

bwomp bwomp

[frank night]

assuming i dont stay up to 3am again

went to see the new ghibli movie today

and racked up like 3x the cost of the ticket in drinks and food

[sharp zodiac]

What drink you get

[hushed knoll]

Woo nice

[royal vortex]

i am recovering from the stan incident

[hushed knoll]

Don’t slip

[hushed knoll]

Oh I thought you meant you were doing this today

[hushed knoll]

What are you doing for New Year’s Eve

[frank night]

no that would be running in the dark

[steel agate]

Very badass, went overhead for overhead

[frank night]

local ale at the bar which was cheap

[hushed knoll]

You haven’t run in the dark?

[frank night]

and then i made the massive error

of ordering a bottled lager in the theatre

which cost four whole ass pounds

[hushed knoll]

That’s cheap

[frank night]

IT IS NOT

[proud minnow]

what's ur guys opinion on the 2 heavy swords?

[hushed knoll]

A beer here costs like $7

[frank night]

i thought of having a cocktail after but was like

i have booze at home

that does not cost whatever a cocktail would cost on a high street

[royal vortex]

sounds heavy. must imagine your fragile aging body had a hard time carrying it

[hushed knoll]

Why are you mean to mittins

[sharp zodiac]

Brain-dead amounts of strong

[frank night]

do not project your stick insect ass upon me

[royal vortex]

in an ideal world a large quantity of drugs

[hushed knoll]

Are you saying you have a dumptruck

[royal vortex]

(regardless of the truth you should answer with "no")

[frank night]

stan has landed in my living room like a fkn nuclear warhead

get away from me

[hushed knoll]

What

WTF DID I DO

[sharp zodiac]

I LOVE INSECTS

[royal vortex]

he's using the sex face

[frank night]

he did the face

[royal vortex]

mittins

[heavy arch]

stan the type of dude to not take his shoes off in ur living room

[royal vortex]

hide

[frank night]

he did the face

[hushed knoll]

ITS NOT A SAUCE FACE

[ripe gorge]

how should I save this, BtE -> Infernus and Unarmoured -> Crit chance? Or Maniac

[hushed knoll]

SEX

[royal vortex]

WE KNOW

there's no sauce to speak of

[hushed knoll]

It’s not a sex face you ho

[sharp zodiac]

Evil stan: "I'm gonna take off my shoes and have a nice healthy dinner"

[exotic portal]

What's a sauce face?

[royal vortex]

if you want boss damage yeah

dumdum is the only necessary blessing

[hushed knoll]

One of my buddies wears his shoes around the house

[frank night]

you do not have your diploma in stan communication yet

[royal vortex]

i'd probs swap unarmored to maniac personally

[ripe gorge]

I'd rather have maniac + crit, but Hadron is a harsh mistress

[hushed knoll]

And you do?

I highly doubt that

[exotic portal]

I could guess but, amuse me..?

[frank night]

HAM GLAZR

[hushed knoll]

You are jealous of my ham glaze dude

Admit it

I glazed the shit out of it

[frank night]

HAM GLAZR HAM GLADE

[sharp zodiac]

WHO HAS HAM

I LOVD TBD HAM

[frank night]

drink ur fkn wine

[sharp zodiac]

FUCK YOU

[royal vortex]

i prefer tbh ham

[hushed knoll]

You have to be careful with ham cuz you can get ham hands

[rustic lagoon]

cheezborgar

[hushed knoll]

Have you ever gotten ham hands

[frank night]

drink it straight from the bottle

[royal vortex]

the fuck does that mean stan

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/jesuschrist-jesus-christ-kid-giacomopisano-gif-19088356

[hushed knoll]

It means your hands will smell like ham

Even after washing them

Ham is like an orange

[sharp zodiac]

That happens with me and cheese

The melted kind

[royal vortex]

im happy or sorry for you i dont understand and i dont want to

[hushed knoll]

I feel like melted cheese would feel good being poured on your face in a spa

[frank night]

dont pick up the melted cheese with your bare ass hands

[royal vortex]

this is why

[exotic portal]

I don't get it.

[royal vortex]

stan is a pig but instead of mud he wishes to roll around in melted foods

[sharp zodiac]

Nothing to get, it's just the smells linger after washing

[hushed knoll]

What are ass hands

[sharp zodiac]

What do you think

Apply your ham hands definition

[hushed knoll]

Did you just call me fat

[royal vortex]

to the contrary

i called you disgusting

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/leave-busted-gif-22116173

[hushed knoll]

I’m not disgusting

I have good heyucueit

Hygiene

[royal vortex]

ah, that's fair. not many have a good heyucueit

[hushed knoll]

Go sit on a cactus

[north sedge]

The phone is still picking up his scent

[royal vortex]

keep your fetishes to yourself

[hushed knoll]

This is true

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/nectar-of-the-gods-ron-swanson-gif-2433682195946264974

[hushed knoll]

I wonder how long it takes to scent train your new phone

[hushed knoll]

Why do you assume everything I say implies a fetish

[rustic lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-open-eyed-laughing-crying-gif-16812895