#zealot-class

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calm salmon
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tfw blessings like this are basically begging you to Sitgryn

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pain

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I'll do it to thin out bruiser packs

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but uh

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yeah, don't shoot the poxwalkers please

lethal totem
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lol kinda based

fiery ingot
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let them jump on to the next sucker

olive raven
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I’d say that’s based if you are a bleed knife stealth zealot

lethal totem
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its so fun lol

fiery ingot
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i tried it once

lethal totem
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although mines bricked with only 20% flak

fiery ingot
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felt like i got brain damage

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then i sold my braced autogun

solar forum
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i am guilty of doing this a lot on my psyker

heavy arch
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whats being a psyker got to do with it

lethal totem
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can be a pain to kill doges depending on the staff

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if they're close

heavy arch
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silently judging

solar forum
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yeah if i have my fire wand out i cant really do a lot especially if a zealot is behind me with a heavy evic

lethal totem
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dont be mad cus im better

solar forum
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lmao

agile pivot
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when next update tbh

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already tired of new thing

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need newer thing

lethal totem
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I think they're on christmas break

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plus arent the devs swedes

olive raven
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Yea Swedes won’t be back in full gear for work until Jan 2-3 at the earliest

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Scandinavian countries sorta just

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Shut down around the holidays

ornate bone
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I hate labor laws when they don't benefit me

lethal totem
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they arent really known for their work ethic tbh

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bring in the crunch

olive raven
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Tf

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See the fun thing is

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Scandinavia is actually highly productive

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And has good labor protections (compared to the US)

lethal totem
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and we get like one update every 4 months

ornate bone
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Turns out not burning out from work every week makes workers happy

olive raven
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That’s a fatshark issue

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Not a country thing

lethal totem
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wait so they are all swedes?

olive raven
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Fatshark is headquartered in Sweden.

lethal totem
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or do Scandinavians mix up and work together

olive raven
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I mean

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They could

lethal totem
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might be bad blood

olive raven
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Danes often cross into Sweden for work and vice versa

ornate bone
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They're a hivemind

lethal totem
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thats what I thought too

olive raven
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Scandinavia has friendly rivalries and all

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And banter

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But there ain’t no hatred

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They are just extremely similar in workers rights, holidays, etc

lethal totem
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idk some of them might have a history with each other

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friendly banter might turn sour

olive raven
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I am quite literally Danish lmao.

heavy arch
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sorry to hear

lethal totem
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oh so you have a side

olive raven
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What are you smoking

lethal totem
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what do you mean

snow loom
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anyone know whats the best talents for grinding the twins

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and weapon perks too

native cargo
lethal totem
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woah is that squirrel ok

olive raven
lethal totem
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dont know what you mean but ok

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what about people from iceland, do you ever interact with them?

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as a dane

native cargo
olive raven
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I mean I’ve met people from Iceland yea

mystic ether
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me knif

native cargo
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The scandinavians raid each other's farm lands regularly

mystic ether
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me zelut

olive raven
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Most people are chill as a general thing lol

mystic ether
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me run

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me stab

olive raven
neat crane
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here's an idea, polearm

lethal totem
mystic ether
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I want it

neat crane
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FOR REAL!!!

lethal totem
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thought they were above pillaging villages for grain and cattle

neat crane
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i switched to psyker only because they have a bonking mechanic for the staff

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secretly, i have infiltrated the psyker mains for their long melee

mystic ether
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One day people will drop senile wizards and embrace hype martial mages.

native cargo
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Scandinavians be wildin

mystic ether
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What's this about some kind of europeans?

heavy arch
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chapter librarians know kung fu too

mystic ether
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yall be weird about it on the internet? >_>

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(i have zero idea what's going on)

neat crane
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look the day fatshark adds polearms to darktide, i will be the happiest kid in a candy store

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i would buy a polearm, i ain't even gonna lie

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i would spend 50 dollars on it

mystic ether
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pls no

neat crane
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spear, glaive, whatever

neat crane
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think about it

lethal totem
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why a spear

neat crane
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think about it

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three reasons why

lethal totem
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I want a big 2handed sword

neat crane
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i already knwo em

lethal totem
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for spore

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?

neat crane
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yea

lethal totem
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go ahead

snow loom
neat crane
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a. in renaissance times, they gave peasants spears because they were the most effective with little training, meaning a skilled melee fighter would reign hell due to the fact of that it's an easier melee to master

lethal totem
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but you can say greatsword its ok

snow loom
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it would be fun for hoard clearing

neat crane
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b. high damage concentration, but very very low manueverability, however it made up with it in the fact of that it was just generally easier to get more fatal hits

snow loom
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the Zweihänder is bigger then greatsword

fiery ingot
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jkjk

neat crane
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I WAS ABOUT TO SAY PLEASE?

heavy arch
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lu bu

neat crane
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PLEASE? MAY I?

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anyway

mystic ether
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I mean.

neat crane
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and lastly c.

mystic ether
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spears always been nice

neat crane
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range

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just range

heavy arch
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you can just name any greek hero for skilled spear fighter

neat crane
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achilles

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samurai

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the one german mercenaries

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peasants

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jousters

mystic ether
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literally any society.

neat crane
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uhh, royal knights

mystic ether
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like literally any.

neat crane
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exactly

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literally any

lethal totem
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like a power spear

neat crane
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aztecian americans

lethal totem
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or a spear

heavy arch
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well i thought the question was specific people

neat crane
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oh no not even a power spear

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just give us a regular, normal, spear.

lethal totem
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hmm

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dunno about that

neat crane
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power spears are super super super rare

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however

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normal spears? nah.

lethal totem
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I want a big power two handed sworde

snow loom
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anyone know whats the best talents and weapon perks for grinding the twins

mystic ether
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it's 40k. we got stupid fuck all weapons everywhere in this apparently.

neat crane
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yeah but like

lethal totem
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hammer and the aura for corruption removal helps

heavy arch
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i like crit evis15 momentum build on twins

lethal totem
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hammer/flamer

heavy arch
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for gun i pair with flamer

neat crane
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power spears are generally most often used by space muhreen, or uh

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higher space marines at that

mystic ether
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if you're about to preach to me why lunchbox boltors aren't silly as hell or why every heavy laspistol is COMICALLy massive for a handgun of whatever

zealous basin
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ZEALOT CHANNEL CLAS CHANNEL ZEALOT DARKTIDE DISCORD CHANNEL

lethal totem
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even the revolver is comical, 5 shots of like some elephant round

zealous basin
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u r NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS

lethal totem
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hmm

neat crane
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honestly it is more common to come across peices of space marine armor than a power spear

heavy arch
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this is real tho

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it's not hard to shoot1 handed

neat crane
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you know what

zealous basin
mystic ether
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Plenty of guns out there that are comically stupid.

lethal totem
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woah 9mm is easy to shoot one handed

neat crane
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exactly flip

lethal totem
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no way

neat crane
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exactly

lethal totem
neat crane
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that's my point

zealous basin
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i dont care

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give me a power spear

heavy arch
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in response to heavy las pistol being carried 1 handed

zealous basin
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and lightning claws

neat crane
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which is why im saying just give us regu-

zealous basin
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now bitches

heavy arch
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or do you just like being smug lol

neat crane
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flip i like you

lethal totem
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lightning claws would be fucking insane but not happening lol

zealous basin
zealous basin
mystic ether
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I'm not being smug at least. Just saying that there's plenty of guns in 40k that are just stupid

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lol

heavy arch
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not you

placid phoenix
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If I have unyielding on my eviscerator, would it be better to have maniac or unyielding on my kantreal shotgun (if I had to keep one of them)?

zealous basin
lethal totem
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and I love me some carcharodons

neat crane
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honestly, lightning claws and power spear would be dope

lethal totem
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would maybe be painting them instead of thousand sons

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idk

mystic ether
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and if they're basing it off of guns that are actively stupid in real life sure, heehee

zealous basin
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in year 5 of darktide they'll give up and games workshop will stop paying attention

zealous basin
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and we'll get lightning claws and fucking custodes glaives and shit

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itll be hilarious

mystic ether
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40k can wrap its head around some stupid normal spear.

olive raven
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We can’t give you good advice without seeing the full picture

neat crane
lethal totem
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darktide but you're a space muhreen would be kinda cool

neat crane
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house cawdor did it

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why can't we do it

lethal totem
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I know space hulk exists but that game blows lol

mystic ether
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space marines look like shite

neat crane
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we literally have some dumb dumb who goes around yoinking weapons from the battle field-

mystic ether
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pepsi can soldier men

neat crane
lethal totem
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nah

neat crane
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TAKE IT BACK

mystic ether
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No.

neat crane
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BUT...

mystic ether
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they're dumb to look at.

neat crane
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PRIMARIS INCEPTOR..

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NO!!!

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PRIMARIS INCEPTOR!!!!!

lethal totem
mystic ether
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Dorkus Primarkuscutsrdardamascus

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or somethig

heavy arch
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tyberos my lord

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🧎‍♂️

lethal totem
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🧎‍♂️

neat crane
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@zealous basin would it be a wise idea and try and get into contact with fatshark devs and ask if spears are a possibility to be added

mystic ether
heavy arch
mystic ether
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You've changed nothing

heavy arch
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look at how handsome he is

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stupid??

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not at all

lethal totem
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cardboard frame?

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I mean big giant supersoldiers is a pretty normal scifi trope

mystic ether
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People using cardboard over their wireframe or whatever the fuck bulky cosplay setups.

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that's fine. it can be as common as it wants. it just looks corny to me

lethal totem
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space muhreens are a big overrated I agree but they arent awful

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yeah all of 40k is a bit corny lol

neat crane
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yeah find me one part where 40k isn't corny

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daemonculaba

heavy arch
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ultramarines are just bland boring

neat crane
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konrad curze

mystic ether
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strictly on space marines, exceptionally more lame.

neat crane
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i mean hell

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you even have the tampon space marines

mystic ether
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I don't know a lot of 40k shit and I don't care but only speaking on space marines? 🌽

lethal totem
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yee a lot of chapters are a bit bland

placid phoenix
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If I have unyielding on my eviscerator, would it be better to have maniac or unyielding on my kantreal shotgun (if I had to keep one of them)?

lethal totem
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but overall its not too bad for scifi supersoldiers

heavy arch
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ultramarines?? cringe

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dark angels?? pure kino

neat crane
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fr

neat crane
lethal totem
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I kinda like them both tbh, but I also like tau so idk

neat crane
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ultramarines: "wah, wah, look at us we're romans and we're lucky, waaaah"

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dark angels: "THEY'RE IN THE FUCKING WALLS"

heavy arch
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their primarchs specialty is administration

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aka

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PAPERWORK

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lmaooooooooo

neat crane
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minotaurs: "hehe roman weaponry go WHAM"

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caracharadons: "...."

lethal totem
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I've always liked night lords and thousand sons most, but thats chaos

zealous basin
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fatshark does as they please

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and they aint tellin shit

neat crane
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should i at least suggest it

lethal totem
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they barely do shit lol

zealous basin
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nah they know

green depot
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is there an eviscerator thats superior or just preference?

neat crane
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😭

neat crane
green depot
lethal totem
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old one feels better for horde, new one feels better for single target imo

neat crane
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one is for cc, one is for damage tanking

lethal totem
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but it feels like preference

olive raven
ember yew
lethal totem
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and old one can still single target well with good timing on the charge

heavy arch
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mk15 can also 1 shot crushers

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honestly id say a rly good mk15 is better than any old evis

neat crane
lethal totem
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even with the animation lock change I dont really want to go up against a bunch of crushers with the evis

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feel way better with the thammer

ember yew
lethal totem
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but thats just me

placid phoenix
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okay ty

neat crane
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new evis is good for crowd control, old is for tanking single targets

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both makes you feel like guts

zealous basin
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u got that backwards mf

lethal totem
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yeah

zealous basin
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what da

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i stan for old evi

twin wagon
neat crane
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no?

zealous basin
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old evi is the GOAT

neat crane
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fr.

zealous basin
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new evi has better single target heavies

twin wagon
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chaxe gang

lethal totem
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old is decent for single target, but the special heavies are best for horde

zealous basin
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and capped cleave

zealous basin
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wait new chaxe or old chaxe

neat crane
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heavy sword gang

twin wagon
heavy arch
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hs stan is the basic binch of zealots

zealous basin
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hs WHAT

heavy arch
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U HEARD ME

neat crane
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okay it takes a different type of patience to run heavy swords

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one that i idolize

lethal totem
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hs is fun

twin wagon
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heavy sword knife enjoyers

heavy arch
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when i play hs i get the opposite of patience

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it's all gas no brakes

zealous basin
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heavy sword is fun if ur STUPID

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dab

twin wagon
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without throwing knives hs feels like watching paint dry

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atleast the knives add excitement

neat crane
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...that's all people run is throwing knives, right?

zealous basin
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erm

heavy arch
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no

neat crane
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man

twin wagon
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No

neat crane
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i've been lied to

zealous basin
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u can pry my stun nades out of cold dead hands motherfucker

heavy arch
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most people run stun or flame

twin wagon
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Shotgun throwing knives will be meta

neat crane
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#1 darktide weapon then

twin wagon
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ur throw doesn't cancel reload whatthefuck_heresy

neat crane
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#1 darktide weapon, rn.

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honestly? space ak.

zealous basin
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revolver baby

heavy arch
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probably kickback or revolver

zealous basin
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revolver is and always has been the goated sorry not sorry why would i ever be sorry

olive raven
twin wagon
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Revolver sucks

olive raven
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hs6, crusher and rashad are the best zealot weapons as of current

zealous basin
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revolver sucks you off then gives u a $20

neat crane
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revolver should have more ammo than a bolter

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js js

twin wagon
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I'm a space priest and the last thint I'd pick is a small hand cannon

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Give me some dakka

heavy arch
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revolver is a true side arm tho

neat crane
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gotta agree, revolver only sucks cuz the minimal fucking ammo

zealous basin
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yeah i would roll and smoke u in hunt showdown

heavy arch
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you pull it out to head pop something far away

zealous basin
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how the fuck are u people running out of ammo with revolver

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i dont understand

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i actually have no idea

heavy arch
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then go back to murdering in melee

neat crane
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uh simple

twin wagon
neat crane
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ranged is good

olive raven
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bro. revolver 1 taps 95% of the enemies

twin wagon
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Idc

ember yew
olive raven
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How tf do you run out of ammo

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Genuinely

ember yew
twin wagon
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I prefer my shotgun

olive raven
twin wagon
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Shottun>borinf volver

olive raven
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It’s good but it ain’t great

neat crane
heavy arch
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kant shotty is the thinking zealots weapon

neat crane
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a

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fucking

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greed

twin wagon
neat crane
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im not even gonna lie, if i could have agripniaa mkviii for all classes, i would

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who the fuck wouldn't run a space ak

heavy arch
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i wish i had one irl itd be so sick

zealous basin
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its a good thing the first part of my mic input didn't recorded

twin wagon
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hunt makes people toxic

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same as for honor

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or playing too much vet

zealous basin
median steeple
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For honor drains thy soul

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must replenish it by taking those of pub players lmao

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anyway have a cat

twin wagon
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too much vet makes you think ogryn bad

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specially helbore usage

native cargo
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Fat braps

median steeple
lean lark
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yes

olive raven
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Yes

cursive plaza
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lol ty

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I have been trying it but I really struggle vs flak and carapice enemies

olive raven
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Heavy sword is weak against armor

lethal totem
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he sip

olive raven
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You’ll kill most flak stuff in 3-5 hits

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For carapace, pull out bolter.

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Or just

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Dash and overhead strike

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You’ll deal like roughly half a crushers HP

lethal totem
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I really wish the bolter didnt feel like ass to pullout

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same with the flamer

craggy python
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boltgun isnt balanced

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it needs to be looked at again, in general

olive raven
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bolter is fine

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the only part that is maybe something to be changed is the draw time

lethal totem
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its fine but it feels like ass

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to pullout

olive raven
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But even then, you only pull it out for certain things

sly vector
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I am using Heavy Sword and I have a choice between Disdain and 10% attack speed talents, which one is better?

lethal totem
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yeah but it feels fucking awful to do that

sly vector
olive raven
naive star
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Is chain axe something you use when you bored with good meta weapons?

twin wagon
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Chaxe is great tho

vagrant blade
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the only weakness is I NEED AMMO

native cargo
# naive star

chaxe is better than it was before, so the reputation of it being not that good isn't a thing anymore. So the answer is no

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Chaxe is pretty great atm

olive raven
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Chaxe is no longer a joke yea

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Like using it in auric maelstrom pre buff was hell

ember yew
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it works

smoky valley
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no neck

vocal pulsar
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I'm sick of these unrealistic expectations of the female form 😭🙄😔

placid fiber
# smoky valley

Compared to one of the newer enemies in the ror1 mod starstorm... that thing looks friendly

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When you see an eyeball on the end of a tentacle that shoots lasers at you when you wait a secon to see what it does... it's kinda intimiating, especially since it has some pretty big range >.>

frozen temple
viral halo
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Am I going crazy? It seems like holding shift is now overriding any other button command as a shift+ modifier. Like I can't sprint and hit 1 or 2 to swap weapons because the game isn't reading '1' or '2' because I am currently holding shift.
but I swear to god I was able to do this the other day.

frozen temple
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idk if im gonig thru the same thing but i feel like sometimes when i press F the game doesnt register F and maybe its cause i was holding shift at the time but holy shit i had to mash the F button

viral halo
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yeah that was how I realized it

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then testing in the meat grinder and I noticed my weapons/nades were in the same boat when I used the number keys

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let go of shift and all my shit works fine

fading vale
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the game kind of drops inputs depending on its mood and also certain actions, shift shouldn't be one of them though

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that sounds like a keyboard issue or something

viral halo
frozen temple
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fkin Hadron givin me wallmart quality keyboards

viral halo
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keyboard may be whonk.. idk first time I had this issue. no macros or anything so no jank there

fading vale
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if that were happening with sprint to a lot of people there would be reports

viral halo
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might be sticky keys or some shit even though that is off.. I never trust windows

fading vale
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usually input drops occur around doing weapon actions and swaps and the game overriding

viral halo
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chalk it up to me going crazy. it is fine after restarting the game. fknhell

fading vale
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or just straight up ignoring and not queueing a weapon swap

viral halo
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yeah I wasn't able to run and throw a knife or strafe or weapon swap w/ 1/2 and now it is fine.

fading vale
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weird

viral halo
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so it was a shift modifier bugging out

fiery ingot
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i also been having a shit ton of problems with chorus and heavy sword. whenever i hit heavy sword special atk, i couldnt use my ability for like 3-5 seconds, unless i swapped weapons. i didnt test this further but i had this issue in an whole run and this happened a lot there

fading vale
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you will notice stuff like that with revolver and shotguns quite a bit too, I often just accidentally blast extra shots or use the ranged special when I try to swap to hammer and special

fiery ingot
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but i dont like chorus anyway so its all water under the bridge

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i noticed on kant and agrip that sometimes slugs wont load unless i shoot something. but its not as annoying as not being able to pull the clutch to save the day

fading vale
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crab explained it to me one time but basically there are 3 different input drop issues

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and essentially each weapon is different in what causes the primary one

fiery ingot
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yeah its understandable that there might be desync or stuff like that happening since fatshark is hosting its own servers now, but it is really annoying for a fast paced game like this

frozen glen
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just swap both perks and its good

delicate horizon
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oh

polar nexus
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Fuck ye. You're set mate.

delicate horizon
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blessings are good as it is?

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nice

frozen glen
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thrust 3 is kind of sad but you'll be lightspamming it anyway

viral halo
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some folks prefer bloodletter over thrust but whatever. Not like that is a bad roll by any means

delicate horizon
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I've seen people go caparace on chainaxe, should I? or just go flak and maniac

frozen glen
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id go flak cara

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you might miss crusher oneshot breakpoint

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test it out

delicate horizon
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I'll test it now, thx

viral halo
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yeah if you are swapping out the perks you can always re-roll it off cara to maniac later

blazing fossil
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damn melk, too bad its an antax

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oh snaps I need dec4 lol

frozen ibex
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Antax good.

cinder roost
tame mirage
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🥺

blazing fossil
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i ate it for dec4 blessing

frozen ibex
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Yeah but you need very high finesse to make light attack very marginally faster than antax.

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If you have low finesse it's slower.

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Rashad has better heavies though.

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While antax special and push attack are better.

blazing fossil
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here is my rashad, I like it, but playing my HS6 more

winged verge
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Is it just me or does weilding the flamer fuck with my mouse sensitivity

frozen ibex
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Low first target. whatthefuck_heresy

fiery ingot
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does anyone knows what causes this?

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and why does that happens?

tame mirage
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ram

fiery ingot
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yeah but why

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i dont get it why this happens

lean lark
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the vram the game gives you slowly gets filled up as you play

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thats why

#

the hsword bolter combo truly is one of the shittiest zealot combos (because the bolter's draw time is massive)

fiery ingot
lean lark
#

yeah

fiery ingot
#

damn

lean lark
#

having mods slightly speeds it up

fiery ingot
#

game is telling me to touch grass

#

is this something from my end or im getting fatsharked?

lean lark
#

fatshark

fiery ingot
#

ah okok good to know

#

yeah i might have a few too many mods tbh

lean lark
#

doesnt mean you need to remove them

fiery ingot
#

sounds good. ill keep resetting my game until they or modders manage to fix it

#

ty

next crow
#

hi, question about wounds: is it correct that getting more wounds only divides my health bar into smaller chunks without increasing my max health?

blazing fossil
#

yes

#

but if you get downed you ultimately lose less life

#

and you can get downed more without actually dying

next crow
#

ah makes sense - currently i'm doing a half-hearted martyrdom build but i dunno if i want to swap my max health curios for wound curios

#

feels like using wound curios means i can go down more but it's also easier for me to go down (since i have less hp separating me from death)

celest basin
#

and what to do with that?

lean lark
#

take overpressure

#

and get a new flamer

#

you need 76% burn

#

or higher

celest basin
#

I should be more specific in first place. What perks and blessing to switch? I don't have time for god-roll-lottery :)

lean lark
#

its not a godroll its just to make your flamer be like the ones you see in clips.
showstopper to blaze away and groaners to flak

#

and then when you get a 76% burn or higher flamer you take overpressure off

celest basin
fading vale
north fjord
#

what do people usually put onto their thunderhammers?

frozen glen
#

flak unyielding, thrust and headtaker/slaughterer

polar nexus
faint yoke
#

@north fjord Thrust is good. Headtaker + thrust is a great combo against bosses.

north fjord
north fjord
#

i was thinking about stacking up slaughterer and headtaker just for excess power, but thrust makes it more versatile now that yall suggested it

faint yoke
#

If you're looking for better cc with the hammer, use slaughterer and skullcrusher to amplify melee damage. 1.4×1.8=2.52x melee damage at max everything.

olive raven
#

As you are unlikely able to have headtaker or slaughterer stacks up at the time of hitting a boss

#

Unless you are in a very fucked scenario

fiery ingot
#

this is for my veteran. do i swap wrath to t4 or crit chance to flak?

vocal pulsar
#

crit chance to flak

frozen temple
#

whats the best blessings for heavy evis?

fiery ingot
#

kk ty

vocal pulsar
#

which heavy evis

frozen temple
#

rampage + shred? rampage + momentum?

vocal pulsar
#

mk 2 heavy evis wants rampage + savage sweep

#

and maniac + flak perks

frozen temple
#

aite ty

vocal pulsar
#

unless you are doing a full crit build, then you want shred + savage sweep

#

and still, maniac + flak for perks

exotic portal
#

Most missions fails i've seen are on groaners

next crow
# olive raven Uh, show the build?

I'm running this (can't remember if the perks are exactly like this) but am still deciding on the curios: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor?id=9afaf283-7816-4224-98cf-358e86b29f75

The general idea is just to get lots of crits/bleed with shred on the eviscerator and the stacking 10% crit chance when hitting bleeding enemies so I can get my ability back quickly, and I figured martyrdom is good for when shit hits the fan (also more wounds = more mistakes allowed)

royal vortex
vocal pulsar
#

josho typing up his nerd crusher guide

exotic portal
royal vortex
#

dude im fkin haunted

#

last night i opened a reddit thread and ppl were saying shit like they spam special in hordes for safety

vocal pulsar
#

you need to save them

#

before i get to them

vocal pulsar
#

before i get them to sign a petition to bring back old crusher

royal vortex
#

u sick fuck

surreal marlin
#

MK XV HS or MK IV devils claw ?

polar nexus
#

There's no HS xv

#

It's the new eviscerator

#

Heavy swords, eviscerator and claw are good choices

next crow
#

I think, but am not super sure, that the devils claw doesn't deal with carapace super well

polar nexus
#

Depends what you want to do

next crow
#

whereas the eviscerator has pretty good anti-armor performance

#

but devil's claw parry is cool

polar nexus
polar nexus
#

Flak perk is mandatory

next crow
#

flak mandatory on devil's claw? or evis

next crow
#

(also i learned this trick from youtube - if you headshot a crusher with a revved eviscerator heavy, you can trigger your charge during the animation for a one-shot kill and it's super satisfying)

vocal pulsar
#

yeah

vocal pulsar
#

it works like that on all chain weapon rev attacks

polar nexus
next crow
#

ah ok

ember yew
polar nexus
#

Claw is not good against flak. And it's the most common armor

next crow
#

oh what

ember yew
#

instead of watching

next crow
#

does chastise make ranged ignore armor? that's insane

ember yew
#

brr wrr animation

ember yew
vocal pulsar
#

but

#

it downgrades it

next crow
#

do i have to hit them with the charge?

vocal pulsar
#

it downgrades carpace to flak, flak to unarmored

next crow
#

or can i charge away and then turn and shoot

vocal pulsar
next crow
#

oh nice

#

thanks, i never knew that was a thing

vocal pulsar
#

you can charge towards them, or into them and just shoot

#

you dont have to imact them

ember yew
vocal pulsar
#

and you can stop the charge short, if you dont want to get close

#

it lasts 3 seconds or so, i believe

next crow
#

i just rolled a decent-ish columnus V infantry autogun so this tip will be useful!

#

WHAT

#

you can stop a charge?

vocal pulsar
#

yeah

next crow
#

(how?)

vocal pulsar
#

this is gonna sound funny, but i dont know how

next crow
#

(i'm learning so many new things today, ty)

vocal pulsar
#

i've never consciously thought about it

#

im not in game rn

#

so idk what exactly cancles it--i dont remember

next crow
#

i think on my ogryn i press S to move backwards and it stops the charge

vocal pulsar
#

but it can be cancelled easily and reliably

next crow
#

but i also remember kerillian handmaiden charge in vermintide being cancelled by blocking so idk which one it is

vocal pulsar
#

it's one of those things i do intuitively, and dont think about

next crow
#

but i thought the zealot one wasn't stoppable...

ember yew
#

just chastise a crusher like a man and if you got talent, its also +25% ranged damage boost

#

basically you

#

aim for da head

left iron
frank night
#

Hello keith

vocal pulsar
#

mittins

#

this is a wondrous encounter, welcome

frank night
#

Greetings mankar

left iron
#

Why are you so fixated on Keith?

exotic portal
#

that 100% render is nutty

frank night
#

Because typing finnlaidicuye lyfe sheets takes a while

royal vortex
#

only if ur old and slow

#

fuckin mummy

vocal pulsar
#

AGEIST

frank night
#

Bold words for a man who cant stand up too quickly

naive star
#

I can stand up quickly, its just that i get dizzy in head if i do that as blood doesnt follow as quick

frank night
#

Ur heart craves stimulants

#

Put an energy drink up ur ass

naive star
#

Dont worry, i got some in store just for today's partying

gray ice
#

an energy drink in your ass sounds like a great way to add to any problem you have instead of subtract

royal vortex
#

fkin fossil

frank night
#

Yes you do

vocal pulsar
#

josho so young his bones arent fully developed

#

thus, fragile

frank night
proud minnow
royal vortex
#

i have not broken a bone once in my life

lean lark
#

figured

gray ice
#

I'll be good

proud minnow
vocal pulsar
proud minnow
#

do u have an invis build? i tried the dagger and was not into it

lean lark
#

uhh yes

#

do you want invis hsword or invis rashad

proud minnow
#

either

#

both

#

send both

gray ice
#

if you dig in far enough you'll find missing victorian era children

hushed knoll
frank night
hushed knoll
#

Mittins why are you putting people in your glovebox

gray ice
#

just trying to take them to the mines they have expressed a particular yearning for

frank night
#

The children yearn for the textile factory

#

And the Arm Chewer 9000

gray ice
#

We require more little angels for the manufacturing of silks and nikes

hushed knoll
#

The fuck is happening here

frank night
#

Helo stan

hushed knoll
#

Are you guys running a sweatshop

royal vortex
#

yes

gray ice
#

Who's asking

hushed knoll
#

Me

#

Hello Josho

gray ice
#

you'll have to schedule a Q&A with my secretary

surreal marlin
#

whats the best combat axe

gray ice
#

rashad

frank night
#

Josho is both running and employed in the sweatshop

royal vortex
#

hi

lean lark
#

@proud minnow rashad invis

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
gray ice
hushed knoll
surreal marlin
#

what ranged paiirs nicely wiith combat axxe

lean lark
gray ice
#

can take something like kant to breathe fire on crowds

quaint verge
surreal marlin
#

fllametrhower?

lean lark
#

yeah thats good too

gray ice
#

ye flamer would be good

quaint verge
surreal marlin
#

is kant good?

gray ice
lucid ravine
quaint verge
lean lark
lean lark
#

kant shotgun

#

not kant lasgun

steep flame
#

happy new years guys

lucid ravine
#

that was fast

#

i still have 5 hours

copper hawk
#

Smell their neck

#

Nothin wrong w sniffin a homie

steep flame
copper hawk
quaint verge
#

Except stan will moan during the sniffing part.

lucid ravine
quaint verge
#

Oh pardon me, the feedbag horse will moan during sniffing.

royal vortex
#

honse

quaint verge
gray ice
#

2024 still no flying cars

#

I was lied to by every sci fi movie from the 90's

#

where's my blade runner city dammit

quaint verge
#

2024 and still no Bloodborne pc edition Smoge

frosty herald
ember yew
#

its like 10 fps

ember yew
#

it was horrible

north sedge
#

That's just how the ps4 version is, has nothing to do with streaming

quaint verge
ember yew
#

they also block quality streaming

lucid ravine
ember yew
#

if you want the best stuff, you go streaming on PS5

ember yew
#

and all PS5 games are blocked on PC too, heck, even if the game has PS4-PS5 version, you only can access PS4 version for streaming.

lean lark
#

both of those have very good things in it

lucid ravine
gray ice
#

just embrace immo

#

they're so good

#

if you have not used immo nades much yet, you really should give em an honest try

#

they can be more much more useful than stuns in a lotta cluster fuck situations

lean lark
#

since immo will clear those threats

#

while stun will just delay them killing you

hushed knoll
lean lark
#

unless you run into a crusher pack

lucid ravine
#

hmmm...true and i guess purge the unclean is pretty good for big targets

lean lark
#

then immo without chastise is pretty shit in that situation

#

but you have the revolver + rashad just having high dmg even vs cara

fading vale
#

they are both good, fire nades better for solo situations and for clearing mixed hordes/bulwarks

hushed knoll
#

Hi Laz blobwaver

lean lark
#

with stealth you can oneshot crushers (so you can technically oneshot 5 crushers in one swing)

fading vale
#

Hi Stan

hushed knoll
#

How’s it goin today

fading vale
#

it goes, been up for like idk 3 hours

hushed knoll
lucid ravine
fading vale
#

got some curry with chicken last night and the chicken be all rubbery 😦

gray ice
#

oof, that's rough man

fading vale
#

rubbery chicken is SO BAD

lean lark
#

the rashad is more dmg focused since you can actually deal upwards of 40k dmg to bosses with a properly timed (buffs) rashad swing

gray ice
#

nothin hurts more than rubbery chicken

#

especially when the dish is normally really good

lean lark
#

while the hsword stealth doesnt need more dmg since it already oneshots every elite you need killing

fading vale
#

yeah

lean lark
#

the 6s duration is good because you can get to points of advantage easier and also rev teammates/do objectives with zero threats

hushed knoll
#

Ugh

#

Doesn’t rubbery mean it’s not cooked

fading vale
#

no it means it's overcooked

hushed knoll
#

Oh

#

Overcooked chicken is fine with me if it’s in stuff

lucid ravine
lean lark
#

mhm

hushed knoll
#

Is it even possible to overcook chicken

fading vale
#

uh

#

if you overcook chicken breast it's awful

#

all dry and rubbery

hushed knoll
#

Oh fuck chicken breast

north sedge
#

It's possible to overcook everything

hushed knoll
#

White meat chicken is so mid tbh

fading vale
#

it can be good if it's cooked well

hushed knoll
#

I do enjoy mayonnaise chicken though

#

That’s so good

fading vale
#

excuse me what

hushed knoll
#

It’s a dish my aunt makes

#

It’s so good

fading vale
#

so your whole family is just fucked when it comes to food

hushed knoll
#

Mayonnaise encrusted chicken

royal vortex
#

wh

hushed knoll
#

It’s so creamy and tender

fading vale
#

mayonnaise chicken

azure mortar
#

wrath or savage sweep on the XV heavy eviscerator ? (with rampage)

royal vortex
fading vale
hushed knoll
#

I bet if I gave it to you and you didn’t know what it was you’d like it

azure mortar
#

momentum build not crit

north sedge
#

On mk 15 extra cleave just adds stagger, no dmg

quaint verge
hushed knoll
#

Shut up

fading vale
north sedge
#

It's fine if you want that, but you're free to just do rampage + preference

azure mortar
north sedge
#

Sweep then

fading vale
#

savage gonna be better cause wrath drops if you miss

azure mortar
#

aight

azure mortar
ember yew
#
  • slow attack speed
azure mortar
#

I often miss lol

north sedge
#

Hello secretion santa

hushed knoll
#

Ew

open echo
#

does faithful frenzy help with hsword?

fading vale
#

Stanta

#

faithful frenzy is the attack speed node right

hushed knoll
#

Every time I move my body on this bed what’s left behind is like a crime scene

fading vale
#

attack speed always helps

hushed knoll
#

It’s so funny

hushed knoll
#

That sounds weird but it makes sense in my head

quaint verge
hushed knoll
#

Jfc

#

I meant it’s a memory foam mattress and an indent of my body is left behind

#

Was that not clear

north sedge
quaint verge
#

Secretions Stanta lore

fading vale
hushed knoll
#

Ragers are like paper now anyway

quaint verge
hushed knoll
open echo
hushed knoll
#

The skeleton would be cute without the doll face

fading vale
#

ragers are like paper to guns and a few melees

hushed knoll
#

My revolver goes through ragers like toilet paper trying to mop up spilled Cabernet Sauvignon

#

That then had a bullet go through it

fading vale
#

yes the revolver is stupid

#

1 shotting 2 ragers at a time with like 0 setup is totally fine

copper hawk
#

Cabernet Sauvignon

#

Not even one typo

hushed knoll
#

It’s a HIGH SKILL WEAPON Laz

copper hawk
#

Suspiciously unstannish..

hushed knoll
fading vale
#

such high skill yes

quaint verge
copper hawk
#

Typing scent

hushed knoll
#

Yes how could I be more clear

hushed knoll
#

You leave a scent trail with your finger habits and your phone follows it

north sedge
#

His phone got a huge whiff of his scent the past couple days

hushed knoll
north sedge
fading vale
north sedge
hushed knoll
#

What

quaint verge
north sedge
#

The other day

hushed knoll
#

ANNGAK shut up

fading vale
hushed knoll
#

Oh

#

That looks like I was trying to say having a mouth is fun

fading vale
#

oh I was referring to the one about me

hushed knoll
#

Did you call me a prostitute

fading vale
#

which was the one you replied to

#

no

north sedge
#

The moist one i think you had sobered up some

hushed knoll
#

If you say so

hushed knoll
fading vale
#

somehow you misinterpreted my comment entirely

hushed knoll
#

Oh

#

Like charging for sex

royal vortex
surreal marlin
#

whats betterr wiith combat axe - fllamethrower or kantrael shotgun

fading vale
#

kant shotgun

hushed knoll
fading vale
#

kant is king

hushed knoll
#

I Kant even

quaint verge
hushed knoll
#

He said “nobody”

fading vale
#

sick burn

royal vortex
#

stan's in 82 year old mode

#

grandpa tier humor

hushed knoll
#

How’s made

quaint verge
hushed knoll
#

Hoes mad

royal vortex
#

shit

#

u right

quaint verge
#

dont forget he had his birthday not long ago

hushed knoll
#

I’m 29 you dingleberry

rigid trellis
north sedge
#

You're 13, 29, and 83 all at once

hushed knoll
#

😒

fading vale
#

13 might be overselling it

hushed knoll
#

God I need to get up and get some hot liquid

#

I am freezing

fading vale
#

I had a better palate at 13

rigid trellis
#

its summer pussy

hushed knoll
#

My palate has become more and more refined

north sedge
#

Secretion santa to the rescue

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
#

EW

rigid trellis
#

no staregryn i would never

hushed knoll
#

So then how is it summer

north sedge
rigid trellis
#

i was taking the piss

fading vale
#

It's always summer in Philadelphia

quaint verge
#

snail trailing in his bed.

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

Let it be known that Josho is the one that mentioned snail trail

quaint verge
#

no wonder its a crime scene

hushed knoll
#

This time

royal vortex
#

i didnt

#

thats not a snail

#

that is a slug

hushed knoll
#

It is

#

Same thing

royal vortex
#

i was on the topic of secretion santa

#

who has been revealed to be u

hushed knoll
#

You were also mentioning snail trails

royal vortex
#

i didnt mention anything as that is a gif

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

A picture paints a thousand words

hushed knoll
royal vortex
#

it also wasn't a picture

hushed knoll
#

Shut up

royal vortex
#

no

hushed knoll
#

Go back to your sweatshop

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

@frank night your worker is acting up

royal vortex
#

i am not employed by a satanic entity

hushed knoll
#

Mittins is pure and good

north sedge
#

No it was a typo stan

hushed knoll
#

If you put herbs into your soup at the wrong sequence of cooking events could you say it was misthymed @north sedge

north sedge
#

Ok grampa

quaint verge
#

can someone put the 83 y old to bed? He is acting up again

hushed knoll
#

Did you laugh

north sedge
#

Nope

hushed knoll
#

List

#

List

#

List

#

Liar

tame mirage
north sedge
#

List

quaint verge
hushed knoll
#

Anngak your bird pfp is so cute

quaint verge
open echo
#

this hurts

#

if mobility or ammo just went to damage

modest quiver
#

I never get 380s in my shop 😦

quaint verge
#

spam brunt

open echo
#

(i check it every hour)

polar nexus
#

Happy New Year from down under

hushed knoll
#

Are you in Australia?

polar nexus
#

Yeah

#

Leaving in a few hours

hushed knoll
#

Happy new year!

hushed knoll
modest quiver
hushed knoll
#

Keet is in Australia

modest quiver
#

Eager country 😛

olive raven
olive raven
polar nexus
open echo
#

thats fine

modest quiver
#

keep or leave?

#

(melk)

naive star
#

How important is Shredder, workable if get lucky with rolls?

#

Seems it does only the special damage

modest quiver
#

depends on if you're using the activated heavies to 1 shot elites