#zealot-class
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lmfao
Qhere they charge up their attack
@fading vale
right, thank you. If you don't mind me asking, why backstab CDR?
But shoot it wayyyy earlier than they usually do
skill issue
cause it's good and backstabs even random ones are frequent
u suc
he's all hyped up on like 2 sips of coffee
K
k
stan has had a mild stimulant
Like it's just the beginning of the charge up sound and then they just immediately shoot
Is he the size of a fucking toddler
and is currently gently floating in low earth orbit mentally
spiritually he never left the age of 4
I can't believe I've been demoted from shitty fast food chain to just fuckin insanity
change that name again laz
Makes sense with the cooking
Yes
yeah animation skips are a think on most specials
It looks like Uwuilda
i went from a very high energy SHOOJSI to a fat depressed joist
I am drunk and had xaffeitbe
Ohg
Caffeine
Ok so im not cwazy
gotcha, thanks
Bro
he didnt kill me he just deformed me
I guess we finally got what no one wanted, but, everyone needed(and fatshark delivered)...
don't put this evil on me
I love Stan man
German(or russian w/e) Ogryns
Watch trapper weirdness and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
this
What drug is xaffeitbe
Scheine
And can’t type
Caffeine
yeah this happens all the time, same shit with dogs
WHAT
When I googled that it gave me caffeine lol
frankreich
Glad it didn't give me some dark web bullshit... I might have gotten trapped if that happened...

awuuuuuuuu
.>
awuuuuu!
Arcooooii
Why is arcotash howling like a furry
Hiuuuu
Next think you know... I'd be popping out of Lazorr's computer <.<'
hi stan
This @delicate shadow

Stan how do you manage to get
This fucked up
Off so fucking little
I’m jealous babes
he types like this normally
Stan parties hard
Yea but it’s worse rn tbh
Oh he butchered you holy fuck
ever since his new phone that was supposed to fix his spelling
it's gotten even worse
stans like that highschool kid that gets tricked into thinking he got xanax but it's just vitamins
Stan is the middle schooler you sell oregano to
no, this IS how he really spells
Is Stan dyslexic or
he doesn't proofread his messages
Is he actually deadass horrid at typing
Stans an English teacher
because it would "interrupt the flow of typing"
Let that sink in
No way.
and would be "un-conversational"
idk he was averaging like 2 or 3 misspellings of the same word before, now it's 3 or 4 lol
craziest shit ive ever heard
Fact it isn’t even
Per sentence
But per fucking word
we love stan
the fbi's sabotage of stan's phone has become more blatant
yea man the old phone kept up better
who
now this is unfiltered typo stan
@hushed knoll
huh
stop summoning
the old phone had withstood years of abuse and when stan got the belt out it could fairly often guess what he wanted before he started beating it
the warlock
this one
is not used to his cruel, drunken ways
i bet you $10 he just went and passed out
Idk how he even brought QAnon up
head in bag of cookies
I will not match this cuz he def did
I usually just accidentally end my sentences with a b or n when I'm on my phone, idk why
lmfao
You mean sink
I’ve had like 3 mules
oh god
uh oh
Hey he’s back
Why is everyone drunk as shit tonight
Moscow mules?
New years is still two days away
what time of year is it
from this fkin prison
Hazelnut mules
stna
Holiday season and Stan is German.
this is the everyone hates theirself channel
If Stan didn’t drink he wouldn’t be German
I have dual curueuieshit
no he's gone head in bag of food a couple times, at least according to the crinkling in vc
Scheut
it is holiday season so i will not windows snip the easily avoidable spelling error
Fucking what
Fuck this
Citizenship?
LMAO
Citizenship
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stan do you type this shit or is this speech to text or smth?
Oh dude im fucking crying
How is it this bad
My jaw hurts lmao
Oh God... I brought a voidstrike to a damnation run with 3 randoms o_o
Pray for my soul, for I will be gone soon
Drunk + Caffeine
THE LETTERS ARENT EVEN FUCKING SIMILAR BETWEEN MISSPELLINGS
Dude I’m ducking drunk on bio
HAHAA
on bio
Voidstrike fucks what?
I have almost no experience with it
drunk on biology 
and I just started liking it last run
Mo
No
how do you say Smxitizijes
like that obvs
The auto tire blows on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBDrfnaouOE this was the song I was talking about earlier
Provided to YouTube by Epic/Sony Music Soundtrax
Heist · Ben Folds
Over the Hedge-Music from the Motion Picture
℗ 2006 Epic Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment
Released on: 2006-05-16
Mixing Engineer: Michael Brauer
Associated Performer: William Shatner
Recording Engineer: Joe Costa
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Autugocorect
auto tire
Very cool song
car repair app
Fucking wut tire
Autugocorect
Dude I can’t even see my screen from tears and I type better
stan might be very drunk
I remember having the demo for the game when I was younger
thats not what fkin smoke signals means

Stan rn
My mom huste confused Napalm with benson burner
remember kids, smocking isn't cool
he's just keeping the birthday party going
Brunson
what
Bunson
What even
My mom said Napalm was a bunson byrner
Is your whole family like this
TRIAGE
Playing triage
Sterling gets harder and harder to recognise
LMAOOO
What happened bro
you're assaulting me
Stop talking for a singular minute
wtf I’m not don’t anything
Let me catch my breath
u just said ur playing triage
I'm not don't anything bro
Trivia
Pfffdd
Stan
Bunsen
Unseen burner
Gemrnay
i cant take it dude
the unseen burner is the deadliest
What happens tu ur pizza plane name
Place
wtf suddenly league of legends
the unseen burner is what we call the bombers with no LOS who throw a nade at you from 3 stories below
Hai stan
YOU CALLED HIM AWUILDA
Who mentioned the accursed game
Circa
WHAT DO GOU MEAN WHAT HAPPENED
itch
Cica
YOU HAPPENED
circa
what is the thing you say with like, I have.... but I have no...
Circa
but I must scream
Laz wtf
Circa
thing
I don’t get it
Cira anno 44 bc
Circa
that
Stan
How many drinks have you had
Fun
big robot eternally torturing 5 humans
i am unsure what having a moist is like or how it relates to Fargo
but thank you, stan
lol
at least 3 Moscow mules and some pumpkin beet with cinnamon sugar rims
stan will u proofread my crusher guide
Oh god
oh mules
holy
thats a real drink
“Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore”
Fucking Ben sin burner
hey at least it's not sexually charged nonsense
Bunsen
Just wait
The du fuck?
just referring to old zealot chat
Ben Sin-Burner, local paladin
Mmm I feel like zealot chat is this half the time
it was way more frequent
lol
lol
scientists tried an experiment where they chained ten thousand monkeys to typewriters to see if they could write shakespeare
stan is one of those monkeys
Wayne
An unsuccessful one
That sounds like a type of pasta
Wayne?
what?!
Wayne joist
Dude I’m fucking trivia rn bro
trivia is not a verb babes
go on
He’s fucking trivia
for the onlookers feel free to ask DT questions
Interesting
does in-game chat sometimes just not work for people? I'm modded
lol
Yea please do
have i been counterspelled
A mod is breaking it then tbh
Like dark tide Waise
it just bugs out sometimes
i've heard of it happening to people, i've never experienced it
we're in no shortage of Helpful Henri's
laz, you're a real helpful henri
finally, no longer is he mr i say everything negative
Play
Stan is just a bard casting 9 level counterspells
aww thanks stan
i used to
What
whar
He’s using o with two dots now
No thanks Stan
i don't know if you played sorcerrr
I’d rather not
Did you play soeederrr
He’s transcending the English alphabet
Sorcerer
no
casting spells
mittins i am requesting immediate evacuation
I feel like Stan would try casting fireball and somehow make a puddle
my sides are in critical condition
I can't leave cause I can't stop laughing
lord Stan
LMAO
ya whenever u guys make fun of me for being drunk
FUCKING WHAT
what?????
remember this
kjn,eb tfrADSGkj.GSRBHJ gfNKLN;SBFHKLJNGDTM';FGHN;LKJMGDFBHX
sdfhb,./GNCBDXJB K;DFXGD NF;KMNFCGDH MFH
stan is the shitty sorc from the dnd movie except he just shoots misspelled words out of his hands
Sides
I mean flip it’s valid bullying
I don't wear slides
Just don’t get drunk
Josho's slides are in danger
I’m wearning them rn
Have ha md appendicitis?
and i will be FAR more coherent than stan
Have you
DID HE JUST CAST ON ME
Dude I’ve had so many pumpkin tins
"Have you appendicitis"?
Runs
you aren't an entertaining drunk
Rims
Oh I didn’t say you weren’t
pumpkin runs
Dude I’m fine getting no sleep to watch this
Do I probably deal less damage than usual with the knife? Yeah
Do I like it and have fun? Hell yeah
Dude imma just fall asleep at breakfast
playin his goddamn Triage
Jesus
If legit killed me
Cabbage pult
Truffle
She needs to grow her Leroy’s
LMAO
Practice her kegels
it's a watermelon
STAN
LMAO
please
grow your leroy's
watermelon cabbage?
did you notice it launching back into her face
Oh no
Ur fuckin blend bro
oh my GOD
i remember this
At least
i miss fetus cleats
Those were words
and estuary
fetus cleats, one greatest to play the blues
This discord must be hell
Nacho why tf u have a butler pfp
lol
Nacho
Hitler
haha what
WHAT
Mods crush his skull thank you
Why did u have a hitler pf pie
we've been over this stan
STAN NO
it would not a hitler pfp
stan stop
DONT MENTION MUSTACHE MAN
i stanned
???
its a ww1 british guy
i was up at 5 am laughing and crying at that
This is kinda hot
Aw nah
Oh dear.
...
im on my like 3rd stan name of the day

not when he said that django thing
LMAO
he was dead sober
maybe
make him focus on the triage
we might need to put stan in timeout
NOOOOO I DONT GRT A STAN NAME
Quinoa no
quinoa
quinoa
QUINOA
Wait, no, Isn't stan's cooking like
Take
True horror?
Yes
Stan's cooking is amazing
bye for old
you telling me you don't love floppy bacon?
Microwaved ice cream is what I remember of his cooking
have fun staniel
try not to drown
Take care ... hes happy
anyone know if blazing spirit on psyker only goes up to level three?
the blessing i mean
In a millimeter of water
bacons overated
Up to 4 on FS, 3 on staves
alright back to darktide
I feel CHEATED
Oh lord
same
REEEE
hey there was someone that spent 20k plasteel trying to find blaze 4
OhNo
lmfao
good thing i got my plasteel vacuumed out for a real blessing
I spent like 2k til someone told me when I asked about upgrading one of my 3 staffs
teach me to trust the internet
Always check the gameslantern blessing availability before doing a materials dump for a specific blessing to make sure it actually exists
im mad man
Especially since some are locked to tier 2 like wtf
IM POOR
He’s got the astronaut drip
bet he laughs goofy
discount mr freeze lookin ass
the shark teeth are funny
evil mf lookiung ass
Could be worse
hey, be ice to ren, he's a helpful henri
Psyker drip is like
bet he ties people to train tracks
train track looking evil headass
silent film looking mf
The misspells are spreading
it's a pun derpy
lolol yea i just picked the mini eviscerator cuz the red metal matched the backpack and goggles
Wow
only weapon stats
i dont even use it
and blessings fill their mind
"mr freeze looking ass" "be ice to ren"
lol hi dough
Rn
yeah it was really funny how you stanned for the surge staff
alcohol is the most boring of drugs
kidnaps princesses looking ass
SMH surge staff was great
And then they made it shit
ice kings shitty ass counsin looking ass loser
and block
Ice king turned out to be pretty based ngl
when he sleeps and snores i bet his mustache moves in and out with his breath
cartoon goofy
mimimimimim
snore
I like this guy. Gives off asshole grandpa zealot that just refused to die vibes. Like a kooky "get off my lawn" style old guy. Ecclesiarchy just kept saddling him up with tech cause they knew it'd be safe.
fuck yea brother
but i aint using anything else
change weakspot and get rid of infernus
i love playing barbie dress up in this game
raking fire or ghost
are you running piety
Why no psyker
You can choose from a fine collection of toilet bowls for psyker smh
oh
no I was gonna suggest crit chance as a possible perk
ah okie
but probably flak or unyielding
have you seen Barbie life in the dreamhouse
no crusher
infernus is just.... not good cause laspistol kills everything so quickly
no whats that?
not the movie either
i need to see it now its on hbo
it's an unironically hilarious barbie show on Netflix that's fun to play drinking games to or watch with friends lol
I put it on as a meme one time when hanging out with friends and drinking and uh
it had no right to be as funny and what not as it was
is the new las pis even good
yes
scared im falling for another psyop
yes
not as good as old laspistol cause you can't spam crits as much, but it's fine
NEVER believe u
oh you might actually be too intoxicated
pls don't die stan, you're a treasure
count me in bro
Rose (Zealot Dad?)
ren is the Rose to Kos's Leo
dad face reveal when
I think Ren showed himself once
brb going to the gas station
Whats up babe?
Laz tf you doing gas a this hour bro
getting some cigar be back in 5
Was during one of the "one guy posting a selfie to get other guys to post a selfie" zealot chat events
yes stan, it's a joke
hoitfaced
yes indeed
vc eh br?
Shit
your new phone doesn't seem to be doing you any favors
@hushed knoll Okay buddy, you've had enough, let's take you home and get you tucked in.
I'm dog Af rn step
OI GATA MANDA AUDIO PELADA NO ZAP PLIS
do you fala portugues
meu deus
he seems to be trashed every time recently since new phone
quanto br nessa porra
Yesteyrday was my birthday
lolol
br? br? hueheuheuheue
sim eu sou br tb
secretion
he is on holiday and recently had his bday, i'm happy he's having fun
lmao
voce e muito bonita
then there is secretion santa
secretion santa
lol

gotcha

that's how he gets down all those chimneys
noice lol
lol games like this make me leery of using psyker on damnation, but, I know I have to to improve more...

im just going to assume everyone in this chat is brazilian from now on
VTuber: Korone Ch.
is stan ascending
the one I remember most is... saudade 😭
hi DRAGUIOOOOO 🫵
korone speaks "porutugarigo"
crabs can be cozy? i agree!
NO

Are Vtubers still popular?
lol so ironic since it is fundamentally tied to memory and missing
yeah that's why it's sad
she, in Brazilian fashion, is actually saying "bundinha" and it was played as a common greeting to appease the algorithm
Germans have happiness when they see misery, which is uhhh
alright time to try orthus damnation
Schadenfreude or something
lets see what randos I get this time


So, uh, how is the autopistol so far? This is on my Psyker. <.<
the only word I recognize is fuck
Shmleef
Quriot una pmanzana ein mi casa
bruh
si
lolol yea
were waiting for my buddy to finish the tutorial
according to psyker guide
piroca, jeba, rola, tico, bilau, giromba
he just got darktide
pica
I always had a fun time yelling porra caralho
I'm working on it, that cover to cover sprint part is hard
Pica-Pau, mais conhecido como Jeba-Rola na região Centro-Oeste
i had to read it like 3 times cuz im high af
Opposed to when else?
Homies be like "I'm high af" and then be 5'11
Wait I can use ghost if I really want to? No one will stop me or arrest me and take me to jail and put me in the hole?! 😮
not often
No
im 6'1 thank you very much sir
just go to an Japan
I don't believe you guys >.>
You're going to jail
Okay that I believe
5 feet in what foot size tho? 
Remember to give him some water 
ikr
Do people intend to get Enduring Faith (50% DR) to proc off crit bleeds? Is that why so many people have it in their builds? It's been hard for me to get bleed to proc crits from Lacerate or Scourge in my builds as it's just easier to kill enemies unless I'm running a crappy horde-clearing weapon to hit poxwalkers to get good stacks of Scourge built- however I barely ever even need the DR in most mix-hordes.
it's for any weapon you run piety and scourge with
I don't know if I benefit from it when I'm running it tbh
it's just free double toughness all the time more or less if you are running crit
Yeah, but I see people not with Piety run it
Like full right tree zealot
Because both are right next to each other there
yeah that's kinda dumb, but it would work with a knife or shred weapon
The only time I take it is when I have chastise and blazing piety
and I usually have a heavy sword then
I run Stealth Zealot with Knife, I have it on still but I never get value from Scourge unless I'm just spamming weakspots on poxys
I am unsure if to measure what I have actually gotten from Enduring Faith
you can even use a bleed knife and show it off in zealot chat
Oh yeah, my flesh tearer lascerate mk 3 knife, and between the eyes ghost mk 10 laspistol

The result of all these off topic posts is that I'm gonna go buy some pumpkin beer
I feel like a psyker w a shovel as the like
Head of the stave
Would be p canon for a hypothetical Krieg psyker
thy wrath be swift
what are the perks for old laspistol? flakiac?
actually, why flak?
ah ok shotgunners and scab gunners
is bolter a good gun for zelot to use
ive been trying ot use it to take out specalists from a range
or on tougher enemys
Honestly, not really
If you want to take stuff out at range, the best recommendation is revolver, but shotguns also have a surprising amount of non-gamefied range when you ADS them
If you can control the recoil to somewhat consistently hit heads, infantry autoguns can output some serious damage
ye agri shotty is an excellent option if you only want to wipe specials and gunners
ads?
@hushed knoll hows the new phone? 
lawbringer goood?
Yes s
can work i guess, but agri slug is better if you want to one shot gunners
I run it in auric mael and it's a big threat removal or thinning elite pack tool. And a bit of dmr too
revolver is a better option than agri shotty
weapon modification mod
wait you mean crosshair in general or when you're aiming?
the iron sights thing?
yeah
if the iron sights bothers you, weapon modification mod
or customization
idk its name
weapon somethingation
customization
Kharn, coming from Cairns, Australia.
Which of the two thunder hammers is better?
what do i change here? perks? not sure if ill benefit from dumdum since i dont intend on using this thing in close range anyway
first one
Depends if ur usin that build i sent u
Then you'd probs change infested to increased crit chance at a distance
Elsewise idk
crucis it is then
Replace infested w like flak ornmaniac
oh this is another build. im trying crusher inexorable judgement
tho im not even sure if laspistol fits well here
wait really?
wasnt it martyrdom that you sent me?
Dumdum is still bugged?
wdym
Works at any range iirc
Still go for Dumdum
cuz it still procs on any range still

Yeah. Dumdum is bis
Even if it was not it's still a good blessing with just no conditions attached to it
not sure i want to play on a bug. if it gets fixed ill be locked with a useless perk 
yes
Infernus isnt useless on the Mark 2 Laspistol
It's not useless. It's free dmg
You're a zealot not a sniper
oh im talking about unyielding
i have no intention of using this thing outside of gunners and specials
Infernus and unyielding do wonders on bosses
Dumdum is still free damage and yes close range is 8m's
and youre not gonna do much with having Infested locked. Unyielding's great for Ogryns and bosses yea
If you're less than 8m from something as a zealot, you're doing it wrong 
i think that if im 8m away from something, might as well go melee
If you're worried about gunners. Switch your Infested for Elites so it covers both Dreg and Scab Gunner's heads.
if specials that you're worried more, switch Infested for Maniac
its both 
i dont like relying on my teammates to cover up something that i cant do
not that im that good, but i try my best to cover everything
Dreg ragers are elite maniac
wot?
Elites should cover everything then
The main problem, like it is with teenage pregnancy, is pulling it out
Dreg Ragers is an Elite enemy type. And their armor type is Maniac
Yes
The bolter swap speed is horrid for quickly dealing with specials
Revolve is swap, pop, swap
yes go for Elites and Dumdum
Laspistol IIRC already has a good damage modifer against Flak
Id also like a pony
Bolter is you watching a Daytona race each time you press 2
It's not like other maniacs are really a threat tbh
apparently i need less shots to kill a scab gunner than a dreg gunner
wdym lol almost every special in the game that are the biggest threats are maniacs
im not going to pull a laspistol to deal with ragers lol
not as a zealot at least
fair enough
And they fall quite fast when you're meleeing them
yeah but you cant always reach them
specially if they're behind a horde
like a flamer
or a bomber
or a sniper
tho sniper gets one shotted anyway so it doesnt count
I hope it never exists. 
Just make Boltgun good.
Or just make it Psyker only or smth ig
but its the easiest to reach melee
just bash its face then land a few swings and its dead
so i dont even count trappers
but say a flamer behind a mixed horde
thats when i need a weapon to deal with that kind of threat as fast as possible so i can keep swinging melee to stagger the elites in front of me
MOH
Bolt pistol
Revolver
But your laspistol is nice
Generalist players when they don't have another infinite cleave gun with high damage per shot to carry the team with
Revolver is Fatshark unironically giving Kruber's handgun 5 shots
legit
i want to try different things
i dont like playing 1 thing only just because its the more efficient
I quite enjoy the playstyle of going back and forth between melee and revolver
But eventually it kinda just got old to sweat that much
Playing Quake is nice, but I don't want it to be the only thing I play
Just like eating pepperoni pizza
Or chicken lasagna
what in the pepparoni
Do too much of a good thing and it starts being annoying
ye i completely relate to that
Fun modifier but does it really do all that much?
33% out of 15% is waht
5
5
not unless you're doing a full support build
Bruh
And that's not even my problem with it
I'm giving people 5 percent crit chance
It's the other node you take
I take the psyker crit aura for myself
That blazing piety mod isn't even for yourself
It's straight up giving people a buff that is not universally recognized in builds
Some people just don't have anything for critting
Some psykers use flurry instead of nexus, some zealots use marty or inexorable judgement and don't pick scourge
chicken lasgungna
what weapons you using



