#zealot-class

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next trench
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"only"

lean lark
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you spent 30k plasteel

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Be ashamed of yourself

next trench
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you have 200.000 times more plasteel than me

lean lark
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There's some Xbox players who haven't even hit 20k plasteel yet

proven thicket
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when one % just isn't enough

north sedge
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18 percent percent

slate void
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Where are yall getting all this plasteel

north sedge
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that's double the percent!

next trench
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plasteel tree

north sedge
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i played since launch and didn't spend any for a long time

next trench
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tbh we all would have that much if we didnt ganble on hadron so much

ember yew
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had an ogryn level 1400 a few days ago

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probably playing since launch too

north sedge
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yea i play every class so nothing that high

lean lark
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they should add something like a plasteel dupe chamber where it fills up with plasteel every mission done

north sedge
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though zealot the most

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vet started catching up a bit once they made vet fun to play with overhaul

lost trail
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i have 50k diamantine. i have like... 3k plasteel

sharp zodiac
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I have 300, and 15k diamantine

ember yew
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RESOURCE

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material

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whatever

north sedge
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im the rare person who has less diamantine than plasteel

delicate shadow
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plasdiamonds

north sedge
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unobtainium

ember yew
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plasdiamantite

lean lark
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I think I recently hit like 50k diamantje or more

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don't remember

ember yew
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unobtainium

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that's sounds like something Melk would sell

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then you go

north sedge
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yea he had them mining it in the first avatar

ember yew
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trying to roll red gear

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it fails

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and you go and farm for another 20 hours

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to try again

north sedge
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and also cheesy scifi movie The Core for some reason

ember yew
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when fartshart

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introduced Red Gear in vermintide 2

sharp zodiac
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Risk of rain time

ember yew
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the chance to get it was abysmal

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for like a year

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or maybe two

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then they added red gear crafting, so you can dump useless reds

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and increased the chances too

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and here i am back again playing shit roulette

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also, when they introduced crafting/gear system in VT2

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it was way worse compared to VT1

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i can see the pattern

ember yew
lament iron
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should i cop this from melk

zealous basin
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gamers.

lament iron
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stats are godlike i just dont know if i can save it

storm crypt
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You’d be gambling on the 2nd blessing entirely

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Imho no I wouldn’t buy it though lol

next trench
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fak it we ball

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get it

daring harbor
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Hadron blessed me today. Started green with +8 weak spot.

next trench
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very good kin

daring harbor
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I was using this beforehand

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I think I'll keep the new one on Headtaker, and be really greedy and change both perks. +25 flak and +25 maniac instead of +20.

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Then change the old one to Decimator to have some more variety.

hushed knoll
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I need cheese

stable fox
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It's time... what stupid thing should I make the judge zealot say today?

zealous basin
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hes in this discord just ask him :3

stable fox
zealous basin
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oh

stable fox
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he's gonna say something funny.

zealous basin
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even better

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All I did was post my fucking build and y’all went for my throat talking down on it like a bunch of toxic trolls you didn’t have to say anything if u don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything but naw y’all wanna be animals like every other troll and thru the safety of the internet you run your mouth and then talk smack about me it’s ridiculous and not fair of anyone to treat some one like that and u have the audacity to say I’m going thru somthing nah you and all the other trolls like you need to get over what your going thru and act right

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tell him to say that

visual stream
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My favorite part of Darktide was when the zealot said "It's judging time" and then starting judging all over the place

zealous basin
visual stream
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Not a submission, felt like saying it

stable fox
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exactamundo.

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SOMETHING silly and darktide related.

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I made him talk about the plague Ogryn's smell last time.

visual stream
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I feel like if fanatic zealot saw a psyker who could turn his blood into alcohol he would unironically think he was a reincarnation of the emperor

stable fox
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that's Jesus.

visual stream
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Exactly

stable fox
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and Jesus is pagan heretic icon

visual stream
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I also say this because fanatic regularly drinks on the job

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CLEARLY blessed liquor is a sure sign

hushed knoll
haughty nacelle
fading vale
night cypress
frank night
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waffke

night cypress
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God damn it; typed with the keyboard moved hurts my muscle memory

night cypress
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brainhurt

night cypress
stable fox
night cypress
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lol

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Ranni's ending clearly is the cannon

long oasis
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so what does swift certainty even do

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what does counting as dodging mean

ripe quest
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When you sprint with your camera perpendicular to ranged attacks, you will dodge them as long as you have stamina. It lets you diagonal run towards enemies shooting at you. SC lets you do it at 0% stamina.

north sedge
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We should really pin what that actually does

visual stream
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My guess is that you dodge ranged attacks but not melee attacks by sprinting

ripe quest
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I have a video I can ask Aquila to pin.

night cypress
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for knife; flesh tearer ok to have? given it procs on any crit hit

visual stream
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Having to move diagonal does make sense logically, but "count as dodging" does at the same time just sound like invulnerability so clarification would be nice for new peeps

ripe quest
night cypress
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i have

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its uncanny and flesh tearer

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80 on 3 of the stats and 60 on finese

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which is a little gutting

ripe quest
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Is FT locked in on that knife?

night cypress
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id assume so

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would be nice for chain weapons

next trench
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maybe just change a perk andd its perfect

north sedge
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Change thunderous

next trench
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to?

north sedge
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To headtaker or slaughterer

next trench
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hmm i have that

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need plasteel first

marble vortex
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Having a lot of fun with this one

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spam left click
unstoppable

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Love this new heavy chainsword

hollow hazel
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But 2 cleave blessings might be over overkill

north sedge
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Change sweep to rampage, the cleave isn't doing much

marble vortex
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Gonna have to grind a little more to get the plasteel for it but Ill give it a try when I get it

blissful sinew
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is there a cap on how many targets you can hit when you have so much cleave?

north sedge
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The 15 is capped to 4 targets for dmg on lights, cleave doesn't change this just means you're staggering more things

ripe quest
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Some weapons are target capped on select attacks. Eviscerator's lights on both variants are capped.

marble vortex
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Saves me from getting jumped but its not like it helps with berserkers. Its all I haven for the time being.

blissful sinew
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is there a way to see that on tooltip ingame or just testing?

hollow hazel
median steeple
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dont expect any real help from tooltips ngl

marble vortex
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I just need as many crits as I can get so I can spam f even if its a weak stun crit it still helps.

ripe quest
blissful sinew
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yeah ive been looking at it lately, couldnt tell if the 4 target cap was just an issue with the blessings i was using or not lol

hushed knoll
blissful sinew
compact hinge
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ive had to 1v2 both orthos twins on the second to last fight twice now smh

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why do gamers not know how to dodge

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alas you cant really 1v2 them on the last fight yellcat

ripe quest
blissful sinew
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thank you!

ripe quest
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If the number at the bottom is >0, it isn't capped. This weapon will do 90-117 to all enemies beyond this list of numbers. If the last number is 0 it's target capped.

ripe quest
blissful sinew
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does the tool account for hit mass then? i see it lists the hit mass for the attack, but if i select crushers it shows hitting all of them on an activated power sword hit

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which should be way more than the 17.5 hit mass that is listed for the attack

ripe quest
blissful sinew
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that explains it lol, okay sweet thanks so much for all the help

ornate bone
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Swift certainty

sand basin
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Zamn the new chainaxe feels amazing to m1 spam

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Does "on hit" stuff count each damage tick from the chain-weapons getting stuck in ?

ornate bone
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Unfortunately not

frosty herald
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Hollup

sand basin
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😔

frosty herald
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Arent there skins today

sand basin
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Wish they did

ornate bone
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Fore skins

frosty herald
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Oh wait

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Its wednesday

night cypress
sand basin
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Also do the chain axes need anything more than just flak damage, headtaker and slaughterer ?

north sedge
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Depends on what you're doing with it

ornate bone
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Depending, thrust

north sedge
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If you wanna one shot crushers, thrust and carapace

ornate bone
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Carapace could be nice to have

sand basin
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Ic ic
Is the bleed blessing worth anything ? It seems interesting but either overkill or useless depending on the target

north sedge
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Not really

ripe quest
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Carapace is only needed on the Mk IV. The XII can get by with +Elites.

night cypress
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only part im no happy with is the perks

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but it's eh

ornate bone
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It works

night cypress
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yeah

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itll do the job

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time to now do twins

frank night
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have fun

night cypress
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i wont

frank night
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fun is mandatory

night cypress
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not when doing twins damn

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fun unallowed

frank night
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Rest in peace king Prayge

ornate bone
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At least you have stamina to block

night cypress
sand basin
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The only part I dislike about the twins fight is that even on diff 5 I always get teammates that have never held a controller in their lives

ornate bone
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About that...

night cypress
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but i should be dodging opposed to blocking

frank night
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twins exposes ppl a bit

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cos they dont just die to damage instantly (shut the fuck up guy who's about to uhm ackshually me)

royal vortex
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@frank night so

ornate bone
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Revive stamina uses a separate value because you're holding neither weapon

frank night
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there he is

royal vortex
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plasma is now a very powerful compressed air can

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what

night cypress
royal vortex
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"there he is"

night cypress
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too much is happening

royal vortex
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i dont like that

frank night
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i began hostilities

royal vortex
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dont refer to me in that manner

frank night
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air can

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why

sand basin
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Controller or keyboard, same thing

ornate bone
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Weapon stamina and also block doesn't actually help with revives

royal vortex
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the bug makes it silent and have no projectile

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but i am still killing shit

night cypress
ornate bone
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Which is also why deflector doesn't block ranged attacks during revives

royal vortex
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i am destroying bulwarks with the power of air

night cypress
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doesn't that take away from the stamina in your weapons pool

ornate bone
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It takes it from a different modifier from your character

night cypress
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well that can suck a dick

royal vortex
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another interpretation is that the vet is just

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squinting really hard at the bad guy

ornate bone
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You have a specific value holding melee, another ranged and another reviving

royal vortex
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and they get uncomfortable and fall over dead

sand basin
night cypress
ornate bone
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It's why psykers with dueling swords get 2 stamina normally, but get idfk 7 or whatever reviving

north sedge
ornate bone
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I like it having its own value because I don't get screwed picking the wrong weapon

frank night
ornate bone
royal vortex
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i wasnt going to play vet then ren complained about someone's drip

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so i subjected him to my pajama loadout

frank night
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you need to work on the non-ogryn hours so you get to stop being in the Klan

ornate bone
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You're a vet main at heart

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He's even named Josho

frank night
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altho idk what the vet stereotype is

royal vortex
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u can't steal a joke i made to you in private

frank night
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whining i guess

royal vortex
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u shameless fuck

ornate bone
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Ah yes, the Kool Kids Klub

night cypress
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it gives some added choice

ornate bone
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But also means people can pull out guns with big stamina and do revives better than melee

night cypress
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yep

ornate bone
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And now you have to worry about minmaxing revive stamina

night cypress
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not really

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it wouldn't be end game

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to not have good revive stamina

ornate bone
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And it's something I enjoyed them streamlining when coming from Vermintide

night cypress
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revive speed is still a thing

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dont see people min maxing that

ornate bone
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Worrying about having the right weapon equipped before a revive is kind of ass

night cypress
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added chaos

frank night
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I used to have three revive speed curios

north sedge
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We don't add stam or revive speed

frank night
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acknowledge me

ornate bone
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The system worked like that in Vermintide, but it also drove people to getting screwed for trying to revive with the wrong weapon

edgy ridge
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stam on knives is fun, because you can sprint more

royal vortex
edgy ridge
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I like lapping my friend who only uses the power sword on vet

ornate bone
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Based

frank night
night cypress
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rather un-naturally sped up

royal vortex
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because my team will rapidly deflate at random points

frank night
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u ceased partaking of the pubs

royal vortex
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only partially true

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it happens in premades

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rather inconveniently

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and when i am stuck with only mankar to withstand the other 2 idiots sometimes he suffers lasgun larry shooting the poxburster

frank night
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it was an autogun

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and I was suffering severe mental trauma from realising you don't have to stand still with the stand still keystone

royal vortex
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i wasn't talking about you

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but it is telling you felt the need to defend yourself

royal vortex
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attempt to deflect all you want

vocal pulsar
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Mittins is a good man, even though he is a br*tish "p * rson"

elfin steppe
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Dude is so talented, he voiced both loner Psyker and bully Ogryn

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According to his Bio, he also voiced Horus, I still remember that "Let the Galaxy burns"

vocal pulsar
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That's crazy range

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Bully to loner

ornate bone
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Ain't that karma

frank night
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mankar plays on the frontline

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sometimes there are incidents

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blue on blue

ornate bone
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Mancar Camaro

royal vortex
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ren blasted a poxburster by me

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well no

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he had to shoot through me to hit the poxburster with his revo

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then he said

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"i didn't see you"

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which is deserved, i guess

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ive done that to mankar

ornate bone
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Deviants, the lot of you

north sedge
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when josho played the newly buffed kickback

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there were many incidents

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because bustin' made him feel too good

ornate bone
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Str8 bussin

vocal pulsar
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Here's female judge singing jingle bells

hushed knoll
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MANKR OMG HI

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I MISSED YOU DUDE

vocal pulsar
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Hello and welcome

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To the darktide discord server zealot chat

hushed knoll
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Are you a BBC presenter

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They always say hello and welcome

north sedge
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🤔

hushed knoll
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According by to the one to the one clip@i saw

frank night
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ONLY bbc presenters may say these words

north sedge
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one clip means it's law

compact hinge
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As a small goblin character enjoyer, what stats am I looking for in a knife

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To run around and stab

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Gremlin activities

ornate bone
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Unarmored and uncanny strike

royal vortex
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because the pellets would hit them right as they turned around corners

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and shit

compact hinge
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Am I looking for single target, mobility or damage mainly

north sedge
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unarmoured?

frank night
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hello and sorry i need this for other purposes

ornate bone
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Mobility is the dump stat

north sedge
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mobility is the dump

compact hinge
ornate bone
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If you can get one with high mobility not sacrificing the rest, even better

frank night
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🙏

median steeple
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enemies shot by plasma just experience wind

compact hinge
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Gotcha mobility is the dump stat, is mobility not movement speed?

median steeple
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its many thing iirc but non of them are very important

ornate bone
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Mobility affects what it says on the stats sheet

vocal pulsar
ornate bone
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To my memory it's sprint cost, dodge distance and dodge count

compact hinge
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Dodge count seems nice

vocal pulsar
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mobility

vocal pulsar
north sedge
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on most weapons 50% is the breakpoint for max dodge, on knife it does not matter

vocal pulsar
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afaik, a moblity at 50% or higher will give you max dodges

compact hinge
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1 dodge huh

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3 vs 4

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I see why this is the dump stat now

night cypress
ornate bone
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Those are for the autopistol

frank night
ornate bone
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Knife has more dodges

compact hinge
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I see

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The dodges are nice with duelist

compact hinge
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Big head / back damage

median steeple
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never say that again

frank night
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arcotash

south folio
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pinning fire 100% power when

royal vortex
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the autopistol will rot

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and decay

compact hinge
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Also I thought they nerfed the bolter

polar nexus
frank night
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they less nerfed the bolter

vocal pulsar
compact hinge
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It still deletes ogryns / any armour / anything

frank night
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than they nerfed the absolutely bananas blessing

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the bolter and autopistol had

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and still have

compact hinge
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I see

frank night
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shut up arco

north sedge
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well, they nerfed bolter then gave it a buff on finesse dmg after

compact hinge
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Is it pinning fire

frank night
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yes

south folio
royal vortex
vocal pulsar
compact hinge
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I got pinning fire default on a bolter 😎

royal vortex
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i have done nothing to deserve this today

polar nexus
vocal pulsar
royal vortex
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😦

compact hinge
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Bolter is a nice combination for the knife

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Gives you the AP

north sedge
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the finesse no it isnt

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the finesse dmg is a bigger deal, kinda makes it more of a vet weapon imo

compact hinge
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what does this mean

vocal pulsar
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finesse damage is crit + headshot damage

north sedge
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crit dmg

compact hinge
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Smh crit build

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I am a reliable damage enjoyer

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No crits here

ornate bone
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Sounds like a gun I'd run with blazing piety

coarse birch
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well tbf most people arent taking crits as a source of damage

ornate bone
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IF I DIDN'T HAVE A BIRTHDAY EACH TIME I SWAPPED TO IT

royal vortex
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it gets surgical

vocal pulsar
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@royal vortex @south folio does this bother you

frank night
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on zealot crits have interactions with shit

royal vortex
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i fkin told u to run keystoneless for twins hm

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u think i care

frank night
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on vet crits are usually almost guaranteed half the time

vocal pulsar
royal vortex
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i was going to

frank night
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and cause the gun to vaporise people

vocal pulsar
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i was already vocally considering it

royal vortex
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we had the same idea at the same time

vocal pulsar
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yes

ornate bone
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Not running warp siphon for twins is brainrot

vocal pulsar
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dont take credit

royal vortex
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white man semantics

north sedge
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vet most importantly also gets supression immunity and reduced sway

frank night
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I am simply suppression immune IRL

vocal pulsar
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im getting ahead of your false narative

compact hinge
frank night
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unlike quiver mcgee below

royal vortex
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mittins spent years as an agent of the military industrial complex so he is used to the conditions

median steeple
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How I be looking at that succulent large plasteel stash

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I am in desperate need of plasteel

south folio
royal vortex
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i have grown plasteel agnostic

vocal pulsar
south folio
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i am built different

royal vortex
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i am sitting at a comfortable 75k+

ornate bone
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Plastic steel

royal vortex
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i have nothing left to grind except the stuff i use to sate the gambling habit

compact hinge
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who knew that the more common resource would be the scarce one

median steeple
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Josho has turned into an old rich person

heavy arch
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it's payday time to hit up brunts!!!!

light holly
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let's see your

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Loadout

median steeple
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oh how the mighty have fallen

ornate bone
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LET'S SEE PAUL ALLEN'S POWER SWORD

royal vortex
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my inventory is too large to practically screenshot

compact hinge
royal vortex
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unlike dough i collect weapons instead of currency

ornate bone
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Then theoretically screenshot it

north sedge
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i have weapons too

vocal pulsar
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no you dont

coarse birch
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i cant even screenshot my inventory

median steeple
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dear god he even has 43k melk bucks

vocal pulsar
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i see dough sitll running around with non godrolls

ornate bone
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I have a weapon in my pants

north sedge
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its old i have 49k melks now

vocal pulsar
ornate bone
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Blessed with poussée 4

north sedge
compact hinge
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The worst part is I caused my plasteel shortage myself

coarse birch
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you havent had good enough godrolls yet then

median steeple
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who needs a gun when you can use your mind

compact hinge
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Making new characters and upgrading their weapons to orange every few levels

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Truly I am my own worst enemy

ornate bone
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No ew why

heavy arch
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to make u react

ornate bone
median steeple
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any way time to enjoy the last 4 days of 2023

median steeple
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OGoA mind link

north sedge
sharp zodiac
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This looks neat

heavy arch
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silent crushers so op

compact hinge
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Just dont get crushed

frank night
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use the force, luke

sharp zodiac
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Fork*

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Heh, the fork puke

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Eh

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Fork

steel agate
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Hehe puke KEKW_ogryn

royal vortex
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frog

coarse birch
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frog

frank night
sharp zodiac
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No

frank night
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cease to be

royal vortex
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@frank night it is eating time

sharp zodiac
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I'm suffering from cripple alcohol

royal vortex
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go on

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give me your worst

royal vortex
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switching sides jokes are incredibly unfunny stop trying to make me make them

compact hinge
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Zealot chat truly is the best chat

steel agate
compact hinge
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Also the best character

sharp zodiac
royal vortex
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i can't believe this

compact hinge
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Alas veteran keeps getting all the good customization

frank night
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the last eating time was 2 days ago u fkn gollum cosplayer

royal vortex
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the NEXT joke DURING eating time

steel agate
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I main vet but I love how much u can rush in fuck around and find out with zel

royal vortex
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u did not make jokes during prior eating times

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you illiterate fuck

royal vortex
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your country came up with this language

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surely

frank night
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skeletor ass man has been fasting in preparation

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he has been squatting in castle greyskull

royal vortex
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im going to crush your fucking skull you obtuse word i can't say because the automod is annoying

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cunts but singular

steel agate
sharp zodiac
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Hahah brunt

night cypress
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wise words

sharp zodiac
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Heheh brunt

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Funny word

compact hinge
frank night
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what alcohol did you drink

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france

sharp zodiac
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Wine

compact hinge
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Classic france move

sharp zodiac
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Why is man shirtless

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Is he stuped

royal vortex
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don't

frank night
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because man is JACKED

royal vortex
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ask that question

steel agate
night cypress
sharp zodiac
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Cranking 90s

frank night
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how much wine

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did you drink

steel agate
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I be rocking either grail knight or double agenting as a sister of thorn elf Sitgryn

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Poison and levitation staff mad handy

sharp zodiac
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I had, 3

vocal pulsar
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I play saltz

sharp zodiac
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Glasse

vocal pulsar
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Mostly warrior priest

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Sometimes zealot

sharp zodiac
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Ignoring the cocktail

royal vortex
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i played vt2 with mankar once and he screamed slurs CONSTANTLY

sharp zodiac
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Mankar that's not gaming

steel agate
vocal pulsar
frank night
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three wines

#
  • 1 cocktail
royal vortex
#

i am deflecting from when iceslow joined and decided

sharp zodiac
#

Yeah

royal vortex
#

hey guys u wanna play legend

vocal pulsar
#

Unfounded

frank night
#

and

royal vortex
#

i am not

sharp zodiac
#

A cake

royal vortex
#

legend material

sharp zodiac
#

2 slice

frank night
#

was the cake alcoholic

royal vortex
#

i struggle in champion

sharp zodiac
royal vortex
#

i was carried through multiple matches like a lil baby

sharp zodiac
#

This it could've but not couldve

frank night
#

ur baked

#

go back to risk of rain

coarse birch
#

you might know if the cake was alchoholic and she had 3 glasses of wine

#

although it probably wouldnt be that alchoholic

sharp zodiac
#

I'm not allowed to leave the room

steel agate
sharp zodiac
#

My brother won't let me

royal vortex
#

the cake was in therapy for its rampant alcoholism

coarse birch
#

why are you stuck in your room drunk

median steeple
#

ah alcoholism and zealot chat name a more iconic duo

sharp zodiac
#

Because he doesn't trust me

royal vortex
#

yeah u should be behind the WHEEL

ornate bone
#

To be fair

royal vortex
#

lets get this show on the ROAD

coarse birch
#

that is not what i meant

sharp zodiac
#

Heh

#

Hehehe

#

That's funny

ornate bone
#

VT2 also has some goofies

frank night
#

doesnt trust you to not do what

sharp zodiac
#

I don't have my 'eys tho

royal vortex
#

step 1

ornate bone
#

Like block being ping-based

royal vortex
#

find the keys

#

step 2

#

have fun

sharp zodiac
#

Perf

frank night
#

do not listen to the frog he lacks a vehicle

ornate bone
#

Welcome to seeing the shields show up on your screen and taking full damage

frank night
#

and can only live vicariously through real drunk drivers

royal vortex
#

i lack both a vehicle and alcohol

#

for the record

coarse birch
#

josho is the worst influence in this time

sharp zodiac
#

WHEEEEL

frank night
#

he will induce terrible deeds

royal vortex
sharp zodiac
#

OOFF

frank night
#

to be able to say

#

'i once knew a guy'

coarse birch
#

josho do you want to play DT in a minue

sharp zodiac
#

uh I'm thinking about to pass out

royal vortex
#

oh god im so sleep deprived

#

sure

sharp zodiac
#

Maybe

coarse birch
#

LOL

#

you can sleep if you want

royal vortex
#

no

coarse birch
#

ok

royal vortex
#

im not going to bed at 7:30 like im someone's fkin grandpa

frank night
#

he will pass out in his chair eventually

sharp zodiac
#

Frog doesn't want sleep frog wants to'feog.bzcause the frog needs his lilllipa

coarse birch
#

luna needs some fuckin

frank night
#

ur so fkn french my lord

coarse birch
#

goddamiit

#

whats that drink

royal vortex
#

water

coarse birch
#

you drink when your hungover

sharp zodiac
#

I don't ne

#

Need it

royal vortex
#

i like how that sentence ends as if she fell asleep with her face on the keyboard

#

lillipa

#

no d

median steeple
#

eepy sljeeby

sharp zodiac
#

No

coarse birch
#

aight josho i am booted whenever you are ready

sharp zodiac
#

My GF is trying to get me out for drink

#

Blue drink

#

Riv

coarse birch
#

mmm

#

riv

royal vortex
#

i read this as "boosted"

#

twice

#

and i was like

#

what the hell do you do as dt pregame

median steeple
#

left for dead 2

coarse birch
#

i just eat protein powder

#

like the whole thing

#

wash it down with a red bull

royal vortex
#

fkin snorts that shit

#

450703742

#

steam code

coarse birch
#

sent

ripe quest
royal vortex
#

we're gonna see if i can parse the names carefully enough to send the invite to the right guy

ripe quest
#

I thought you vanished

royal vortex
#

lmao

coarse birch
#

thats not josho

#

its a frog

ripe quest
#

Yog the 2nd

median steeple
#

I miss yog

sharp zodiac
#

YOG

royal vortex
#

stan told me i am NOT a frog

#

so i decided

ornate bone
#

He hoped, even

royal vortex
#

to prove him wrong

sharp zodiac
#

YOG FOG

#

Yrog frog

median steeple
#

should've been a toad ngl

royal vortex
#

mittins has i believe invited himself to the adventure

ornate bone
#

I think you are demonstrably amphibious

sharp zodiac
#

Needfckint trashcan

median steeple
#

shouldn't be so rude to them

#

they try their best

solid jolt
sharp zodiac
#

Vil

#

E

north sedge
fiery ingot
#

is there a cap amount of enemies you can hit with a single weapon swing? and how does cleave blessings such as wrath helps with that?

viscid seal
#

Thunder hammer; which stat is the dump stat?

solid jolt
sharp zodiac
north sedge
sharp zodiac
#

Def one

viscid seal
#

thought so

#

ty

sharp zodiac
#

Not like hear loss

north sedge
#

dump is always mobility or def

sharp zodiac
#

Pleasure

fiery ingot
#

ah okok thats good to know. so wrath can increase such cap then?

#

say a dclaw with wrath

north sedge
#

depends on the weapon!

#

you'd want savage sweep instead

#

in that case

heavy arch
#

wrath stinks compared to savage sweep bc it's not comfy to upkeep stacks

north sedge
#

but like, new eviscerator more cleave only adds stagger, the dmg is capped to 4 targets on it's lights

median steeple
#

you must be fluid when building weapons in darktide

fiery ingot
#

why

#

i get more confused the more i know

median steeple
#

the burden of knowledge

fiery ingot
#

i've been told that wrath rampage was the go for dclaw

north sedge
#

wrath is doody

fiery ingot
#

dont they increase cleave by the same amount?

heavy arch
#

who u talking to they stink too

north sedge
#

wrath drops if you miss and has to build up

#

sweep is just like "oh hey 3 guys, cool"

viscid seal
#

Which of these 2 is "better" they seem pretty comparable

north sedge
#

and instantly up

heavy arch
#

ergo sweep is always up when you want it up

north sedge
#

first one

#

it's not like a massive amount, but first

viscid seal
#

Like not enough better to have hadron do shit with? should prolly just keep tryin for a better one

fiery ingot
#

i honestly dont think that a better one than the first one will give you any new breakpoints outside of bossing

#

if ever

median steeple
#

I mean yeah might as well its a decent hammer but compared to the one on the right its better but not massively

#

so just upgrade it and see what you get

viscid seal
#

I mean my other one is basically perfect so idk if worth because

#

dem blessings

north sedge
#

only if you got an obsession for perfection

fiery ingot
north sedge
#

or found the perfect 80s

fiery ingot
#

oops

#

i got it backwards

north sedge
#

though you wouldnt take either on a hsword

fiery ingot
#

oh yeah bm is absolutely nutty

#

dclaw has no bm tho sadrodeo

#

can kantrael shotty slug crit? if it crits does the dot gets increased damage?

ripe quest
digital yacht
#

They need to add more weapons, i've run out of things to upgrade

median steeple
#

One day we will get melta and helgunPepeCopium

late birch
#

Top blessings on a Zarona?

heavy arch
#

i like surgical handcanon

late birch
#

Yup that's what I was thinking, thank you

viscid seal
#

What's the points of this bell TP people do?

ornate bone
#

Reaching the fight faster

heavy arch
#

skips u to the end

viscid seal
#

people are calling it hard mode? lol

heavy arch
#

in damnation if you hit the bell on the right it unlocks hardmode

north sedge
#

well skips to it

heavy arch
#

ya

north sedge
#

someone has to already have it unlocked

royal vortex
#

i had almost perfectly equal melee/ranged damage

coarse birch
#

same

#

actually

royal vortex
#

not optimized overkill unfortunately

#

sorry to drag the team down

coarse birch
#

yeah wtf

#

think about where all that damage could have gone

royal vortex
#

i missed too many knife throws

#

i was trying hard to killsteal mittins with them

heavy arch
#

?? overkill is the best stat to top score

#

it's asserting dominance on your teammates

tawny tangle
#

make sure to full charged powered hammer heavy into all enemies to amp that overkill damage up

median steeple
#

fuck farming downed teammates we farm overkill damage out here

royal vortex
#

2 stam 20% block efficiency deflector illisi

#

this dude hates shooters

heavy arch
#

does he have bubble too

coarse birch
#

yes

north sedge
#

no he wishes to dance with them

ornate bone
#

Josh became a possum

hushed knoll
ornate bone
#

Honestly yes

#

The semen could be a bit more uniform, but it looks tasty

hushed knoll
#

It’s frosting

ornate bone
#

Oh

#

Is that the term nowadays

median steeple
#

actual psychic damage

median steeple
#

I SAW THAT MF

#

YOU CANT RUN

heavy arch
#

hows marty dclaw

exotic portal
heavy arch
#

!

polar nexus
twilit blade
#

Is this flamer a good base?

heavy arch
#

ya

#

get it

twilit blade
#

Flak + elites and its done yeah?

exotic portal
polar nexus
twilit blade
#

Neat

#

been a couple months since I actually saw something worth grabbing in melk

#

Lots of maybe bases, but never any good oranges

rose flower
twilit blade
#

So how does crit chance work on flamer

#

or how do crits interact with the flamer?

#

Is it extra burn stacks

north sedge
#

crit will give 2 stacks

sharp zodiac
royal vortex
frank night
sharp zodiac
#

I took a nap

#

I already tired

#

Tried*

royal vortex
#

i only slept 5 hours last night

#

today it will probably be 12

coarse birch
#

12 hours of sleep hits tho

primal musk
#

wait i got it

sharp zodiac
#

Half of the nap was getting tired from beating up a jellyfish then the other 14 minutes was napping

primal musk
#

just name a speedrunner zealot leroy jenkins

royal vortex
#

i wake up and feel like death either way

#

i hate sleeping

primal musk
#

it's that easy

royal vortex
sharp zodiac
#

Try to eat me

coarse birch
#

why you throwing hands with a jellyfish

royal vortex
#

are you some sort of pathetically small sea creature

#

how would it eat you

sharp zodiac
#

It threw hands with me

#

It was big

#

Scary

#

And had hands

steel agate
#

Throw more hands

#

Maybe some gang signs OmegaGuardsmanHype

sharp zodiac
#

Had legs

#

Overall 3/10 would not recommend

frank night
#

also the build was exe stance

#

@royal vortex

royal vortex
#

good

#

because i handed the psyker the conc stim by accident

steel agate
#

I don’t see the problem here Sitgryn

frank night
#

u dont know that

royal vortex
#

i figured out

#

that u had exe stance

#

ur gonna nerd emoji me for this

south folio
#

is there a spot josho

royal vortex
#

but i heard one of ur ult voicelines when it was a 2/2 split

steel agate
sharp zodiac
royal vortex
#

and it was an exe stance line

royal vortex
sharp zodiac
#

It's like William Afton

south folio
#

owo

frank night
#

thats fuckin nuts

royal vortex
#

why must you hurt me so

sharp zodiac
#

The magic conch

frank night
#

i will not invoke article 5 on the twins with an innocent bystander in team

coarse birch
#

im trying mk1 infantry auto

royal vortex
#

it is too late

#

i planned to blackbag arco

#

because he has AVOIDED me every time

#

i offer

frosty herald
#

The twins acted out of self defense

#

Or

coarse birch
#

i am ok with twins

frosty herald
#

Did we act out of self defense

frank night
#

u will have to remind me

#

is this a plasma deal

south folio
#

blackbag

frosty herald
#

Can we technically invoke castle law

south folio
#

what

coarse birch
#

let me know if we run it tho will swap to zealot

royal vortex
#

ur getting shanghai'd

south folio
#

wha

royal vortex
#

we're going to kill the karnak twins

south folio
#

oh ok

#

woohoo

royal vortex
#

lemme know when u guys are ready

north sedge
#

have you tried making peace with them?

#

break stan's bread with them?

sharp zodiac
royal vortex
#

FIRST ROLL

#

POG

#

only took 22 tries from brunts for a 380

rose flower
#

Man

frosty herald
#

This would go hard on my psyker

sharp zodiac
#

Yeah but like

#

You wouldn't get it

#

Because you said so

rose flower
#

Good gun regardless

sharp zodiac
#

Now Hadron don't let it happen

south folio
sharp zodiac
#

My head is killing me

hushed knoll
#

Retro gaming

sharp zodiac
#

What is dormax

#

Is it door based

#

Oh that's DD

digital yacht
#

ddr max

ornate bone
#

What do with this thingy?

sharp zodiac
#

Slap thrust and that one perk I can't remember and you're good

digital yacht
exotic portal
#

one shot crushers or love tap monstrosities

humble tangle
#

advice on doing the shocking stuff penance?

summer zenith
#

what would you all do with this one?

sharp zodiac
#

Change the sprint efficiency

north sedge
#

thunderous to thrust

ornate bone
#

Best way to damage bosses with the evis?

heavy arch
#

brrrrrrrrrrrrr

ornate bone
#

My guess is turn on shredder and heavy

summer zenith
sharp zodiac
#

Cara

#

Or unyeilding

#

Crit chance is not something you would want on the thammer

fiery ingot
#

kantrael shotty>plasma gun confirmed

sharp zodiac
#

Oh shit my dog got next to me on my bed how long was he there

digital yacht
latent python
sharp zodiac
#

I uh

#

Forgot

summer zenith
fiery ingot
summer zenith
indigo quartz
fiery ingot
#

just got this from the emperor, should i keep it and change something?

north sedge
digital yacht
fiery ingot
#

sounds good

#

tho i gotta grind it

#

i have no blessings on flamer

north sedge
#

it's also like, a really solid knife?

#

shouldn't be that hard, flamer doesn't have too many blessings

summer zenith
latent python
#

Nothing gives me the sense of purging like the flamer

digital yacht
sharp zodiac
#

Never used my knives

north sedge
#

its the same as usual, flak maniac

sharp zodiac
#

Thank you

north sedge
#

the fuck do you want from it, to have the handle be a fleshlight too?

digital yacht
sharp zodiac
#

I wonder

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

Dough ily

#

I haven’t played ps2 since like before 2010

#

This is so surreal haha

north sedge
#

same

hushed knoll
#

My cousins found their old one

royal vortex
#

another day another W

hushed knoll
#

Where’s the W

royal vortex
#

i got them all to beat hardmode twins

#

first try

humble tangle
#

nice

hushed knoll
#

Wait doubloons looks familiar

#

Feelin

#

Derlin

royal vortex
#

@south folio

#

how do u feel about this

#

doubloons

hushed knoll
#

Is that arco?

fiery ingot
coarse birch
#

im calling him doubloons from now on

humble tangle
#

whats a good way to do the shocking stuff penance, there is never enough enemies for me to kill

south folio
fiery ingot
#

oh nvm

south folio
#

i am in shambles

summer zenith
sharp zodiac
#

You'll be in for the gambles

north sedge
royal vortex
#

that was fun however now i need to go pass out before the chair joke becomes real @south folio @frank night @coarse birch

frank night
#

it is the 2 of the ams

south folio
#

😔

coarse birch
#

word ggs

#

i can keep going

digital yacht
#

this is my knife, its alright

royal vortex
#

ggs

sharp zodiac
#

Hah look who has to sleep

coarse birch
#

if people are still playing

north sedge
#

arco didnt have hard mode yet? what a noob

south folio
#

i'm still playing

frank night
#

arco should be ok to keep going

sharp zodiac
#

We should blow your house up

frank night
#

i am going to become unconcious

coarse birch
#

not doubloons

royal vortex
sharp zodiac
#

I AM NO FROG

south folio
coarse birch
#

well arco you wanna keep going then

north sedge
coarse birch
#

what the fuck is this image

fiery ingot
#

lmao what

south folio
frank night
#

this is darktide from arco's pov

north sedge
#

that's arco's graphics settings

sharp zodiac
#

Why are buzz and woody arguing in a low texture room

royal vortex
#

dude

coarse birch
#

ik thats arcos game

royal vortex
#

@south folio pull up the old kronk clips

coarse birch
#

but why is there

royal vortex
#

actually

#

lemme find it

sharp zodiac
#

Are they arguing about the lack of texturses

royal vortex
#

ill do it myself

#

i know the clip i want

north sedge
#

cause arco's graphics look like pre-vis stage Toy Story 1

south folio
#

i'm scared

frank night
#

the pickled france

sharp zodiac
#

Pickle Rick

frank night
#

cease to be

north sedge
#

also, mankar made the joke, i just made it happen

royal vortex
#

NO

#

theyre gone

#

wtf

#

nothjing

#

betrayed

south folio
#

:(