I'll put donuts on u
#zealot-class
latent python
66% toughness wew
novel forum
one shot what
royal vortex
I'll put donuts on u
u wish
open echo
how is shred on axe?
open coral
Melk finally sells something decent
latent python
Ah if only 80% defense went to Mobility
frozen glen
how is shred on axe?
bad
ornate bone
@royal vortex Can I bother you for another question? On the BP table, what's the columns?
frozen glen
crit caxe isn't a thing
royal vortex
<@445566734255259648> Can I bother you for another question? On the BP table, wh...
what are we talkin about exactly
ornate bone
what are we talkin about exactly
royal vortex
do you mean the different colors
ornate bone
top to bottom is targets, right?
royal vortex
yellow is crit orange is headshot purple is crit headshot if thats what you're asking
olive raven
It’s
royal vortex
yeah
olive raven
Center mass, weak point, then crit of those again
And top to bottom is cleave targets yea
ripe quest
Melk finally sells something decent
Hopefully you get a good 2nd blessing on it.
ornate bone
can you see how much inate crit a weapon has?
royal vortex
can you see how much inate crit a weapon has?
unfortunately not
keen silo
yellow is crit orange is headshot purple is crit headshot if thats what you're a...
i dont see yellow or purple
what do u mean
open coral
Hopefully you get a good 2nd blessing on it.
hopefully
ornate bone
unfortunately not
so how does one know? or find out :p
royal vortex
most weapons have 5% base crit chance, if you wanna know the finesse mod u have to do the math manually
ripe quest
so how does one know? or find out :p
Mods, files, or by asking.
There should be an up to date steam guide with them as well.
royal vortex
i dont see yellow or purple
u should be able to if you're looking at the damage breakdowns on the bp calc
steel sedge
anyone trying to do karnak twins on hard?
royal vortex
unless ur talkin about something else
ornate bone
Right, so why does a crit build not work for the thammers, but do for the evis or cswords?
ripe quest
There should be an up to date steam guide with them as well.
CommissarTyr or Pyrex will have one.
ornate bone
if they both have 5% crit
royal vortex
Right, so why does a crit build not work for the thammers, but do for the evis o...
hammers can't boost crit chance meaningfully
keen silo
u should be able to if you're looking at the damage breakdowns on the bp calc
I mean i dont see them ingame
i only see white/orange/red
royal vortex
most good crit weapons have shred or have higher base crit chance/a crit bonus stat
like knife base crit chance is uhhh
15%?
(and it doesn't tell you this for some reason)
ornate bone
ah
royal vortex
I mean i dont see them ingame
i only see white/orange/red
it's different for the bp calc yeah
novel forum
still cant oneshot elite tho
royal vortex
i think in the psykh you get yellow hitmarkers for crits
novel forum
i need to find tier 4 skullcrusher
royal vortex
i might be gaslighting myself
south folio
yellow hitmarkers are like santa
keen silo
i have a doubt
if i reset the melk quest which has the grimoires
i prolly wont get another taslk with 700 points right?
ripe quest
Right, so why does a crit build not work for the thammers, but do for the evis o...
For Crit CDR it's not a great weapon but the Ironhelm is fine for it. The build functions better with a weapon that has higher finesse values, it's little dependent on the base crit chance. The primary goal is to spam your ult by getting it back each swing through crits, the finesse damage is just an added benefit.
frosty herald
You always get yellow markers for crit
royal vortex
i have a doubt
if i reset the melk quest which has the grimoires
i prolly wont g...
it's completely random
novel forum
i have a doubt
if i reset the melk quest which has the grimoires
i prolly wont g...
rng
royal vortex
For Crit CDR it's not a *great* weapon but the Ironhelm is fine for it. The buil...
what this guy said
ornate bone
so why is Ironhelm different then?
ripe quest
The special cleaves.
ornate bone
Huh.
royal vortex
crit ironhelm is a kinda deranged meme
ornate bone
I thought it was the single target hammer
royal vortex
but u can do it because blazing piety + scourge gets u an extra base 55% crit chance
keen silo
what can i swap as blessing and perk?
royal vortex
hit and run to no respite, can keep perks or swap elites to maniac
keen silo
yeaa no respite is what i was thinking
quaint verge
I thought it was the single target hammer
The special cleaves though fodder until it hits a special/elite/monster
ripe quest
I thought it was the single target hammer
The Crucis is the single target one. Ironhelm will still do the big hit on elites and specials but will cleave through fodder. Ironhelm can just special H1 and do nice damage to a horde, get ult back, and then just repeat. Both Thammers can use the normal Heavies.
keen silo
The special cleaves though fodder until it hits a special/elite/monster
by special do u mean heavy?
or charged heavy
quaint verge
Special mode activated heavy
keen silo
gotcha
ornate bone
I see
royal vortex
quaint verge
https://streamable.com/2z8ee0
What was the limit of ironhelm special cleave again?
The swing distance or x amount of fodder?
royal vortex
uhhh
hammer horizontals have 16.5 base cleave
i would assume if you run out of cleave you just stop
(slaught/thrust ofc boost this number higher)
ornate bone
which means it cleaves through 16.5 enemies?
royal vortex
16.5 hitmass, which depends on enemy
the bigger the guy is the more hitmass they have generally
ornate bone
I can't math good enough for this bs xD
royal vortex
maulers iirc have 10
quaint verge
Use the ragger as reference
quaint verge
Think it was dreg?
south hamlet
can I use the dragon breath shotgun on a zelot ? How do you activate it?
royal vortex
yeah i think so
quaint verge
Where is crab when you need him 
royal vortex
can I use the dragon breath shotgun on a zelot ? How do you activate it?
whatever your weapon special key is loads the fire shell
south hamlet
Omg ty
royal vortex
kant shotgun (the fire one) is a really good zealot weapon
south hamlet
So it's only one shot
royal vortex
the primary fire on it is super good as well
ripe quest
can I use the dragon breath shotgun on a zelot ? How do you activate it?
Press the special button to load a fire round, then shoot.
steel sedge
and repeat
uncut scaffold
im diggin hs6/revolver
frosty herald
Btw you cannot stack dragon's breath shells
ornate bone
Btw you cannot stack dragon's breath shells
Dumbbbbb
DB shotty has a special tube for a single DB shell
uncut scaffold
the anim unloads one shell before loading in the db shell
so spamming it would just unload the db shell you just loaded
steel sedge
for me personally, if i load in a shell and try to load in another. nothing happens
uncut scaffold
yeah kant might be my solution for bulwark hordes
coarse birch
Its very good
uncut scaffold
rn I've got no way to stun them
bulwarks by themselves are cake. Bulwark using his shield hitbox to protect a rager as it's tearing me up,
not cake
quaint verge
Heard about the stun nades?
uncut scaffold
throwing knife mains sweating their ass off trying to not miss for the 5th time
quaint verge
Littlelemr was talking about stunning em 
uncut scaffold
Alas that I have all these targets and so few grenades
olive raven
Littlelemr was talking about stunning em <a:ScrimboBimblerPajama:116464343389858...
Valid use case
olive raven
throwing knife mains sweating their ass off trying to not miss for the 5th time
Skissue if you miss
royal vortex
what are u complaining about
frozen glen
OLD clip
frozen glen
also good kant clip
royal vortex
all the goddamn bulwarks stuck in the door
lean lark
clown car accompanied by dolphin honks
royal vortex
clown car accompanied by dolphin honks
fk off
i was crying with laughter
i was not used to the shield walls yet
uncut scaffold
nurgle blessing his favorite ogryn with a silly little car
royal vortex
wonder where they are now
fleet zealot
Stuns keep bringing me back
If zealots get a new melee that isn’t knife with uncanny strike i might go that with immo
But stunstorm is so fun
wraith helm
If zealots get a new melee that isn’t knife with uncanny strike i might go that ...
please be a 2H greataxe 
hushed knoll
wonder where they are now
I'VE TYPED IN ALL CAPS FOR OVER 50 YEARS
north sedge
elfin steppe
quaint verge
Btw Do ur.
stan confirmed his age.
frozen glen
bad perk bad blessings bad stats bad axe variant
keen silo
bad perk bad blessings bad stats bad axe variant
yea thats what i was hoping for
a blunt answer
does rashad work with a crit/bleed build?
hushed knoll
<:thumbsdown_ogryn:1063457066603249784>
DOUGH HI
frosty herald
bad perk bad blessings bad stats bad axe variant
wouldnt brutal momentum and decapitator synergize
keen silo
aight
hushed knoll
We said no at the same time
hushed knoll
Wtf
royal vortex
combat axes don't work with crit build
i should annoy u and say it has shred but i cant be assed
hushed knoll
You wanna take this outside
keen silo
could i make use of this ina crit build somehow
quaint verge
dont let him lure you out, he cant get inside without permission 
frozen glen
i should annoy u and say it has shred but i cant be assed
and yet u went ahead and did it anyway
keen silo
should i go unyirlding on block and slaughterer on rev it up?
frozen glen
what are u gonna do about it
nothing JOSHO I'm eepy
frozen glen
should i go unyirlding on block and slaughterer on rev it up?
ur best bet is replacing both blessings with slaught/headtaker/thrust/thunderous
quaint verge
I'm afraid of u
frozen glen
if ur keeping ur blobfish any higher than 2000ft below sea level ur animal abusing
royal vortex
its a fake one
frozen glen
I'm not josho that gif doesn't work on me
royal vortex
its not real u IDIOT
royal vortex
i am the josho
quaint verge
I'm not josho that gif doesn't work on me
I send it so you can shoo Stan away with his eating recording
royal vortex
im done being japan
signal prism
No you're vacuum capsule
royal vortex
stan can give me a new name when he feels like it
royal vortex
No you're vacuum capsule
cryonic rod moment
frozen glen
I send it so you can shoo Stan away with his eating recording
u do it I don't have the gif handy
royal vortex
relic
lean lark
grimoire
royal vortex
medipack down
frozen glen
that's piracy
quaint verge
Its discord, everything is pirated
frozen glen
I don't like hardtack anyways
Having this convo while half asleep makes me question what is real
quaint verge
Copy link, set it as a note on discord.
Copy paste when threatened
left iron
ornate bone
The trick with hardtack is to just throw it all in the stew
quaint verge
<a:cat_stare:964151226423984138>
The 30 y old stare
left iron
hushed knoll
Here take my bag of pigs in a blanket
left iron
What
quaint verge
Here take my bag of pigs in a blanket
You should return or give your dad a new vitamin gummi pack
Since theft is illegal
hushed knoll
I need vitamins
keen silo
what do u guys think about a crit/bleed build with orestes mkIV
hushed knoll
You can’t steal from your father
frozen glen
why did you ziploc sausage rolls
keen silo
do we need piety to run crit on chainaxe?
quaint verge
why did you ziploc sausage rolls
To moisturize, I presume
hushed knoll
why did you ziploc sausage rolls
They’re pigs in a blanket
quaint verge
Or worse
slate void
Crudsher
frozen glen
sausage rolls
keen silo
<:thumbsdown_ogryn:1063457066603249784>
whyy
hushed knoll
sausage rolls
Classic Brit
frozen glen
I'm not brit
quaint verge
what do u guys think about a crit/bleed build with orestes mkIV
Only reason bleed is ok, is because uncanny strike helps with the DMG boost.
It's shite without it
hushed knoll
<:thumbsdown_ogryn:1063457066603249784>
You’re reaching your limit
north sedge
believe chaxe doesn't have good finesse mods, you want wide sweeping stuff for crit build anyway
hushed knoll
I'm not brit
Are you finlandic
frozen glen
no stan
hushed knoll
Are you Croatian
north sedge
why are you so attached to crit build?
frozen glen
no stan
quaint verge
Funny ult meter goes brrrth, I guess?
north sedge
You’re reaching your limit
frozen glen
I'm whatever u name me stan
north sedge
red is bulging bulgarian?
quaint verge
I'm whatever u name me stan
Hey bulging
hushed knoll
No
quaint verge
frozen glen
north sedge
you guys dont know who jum cantorpe is?!
hushed knoll
Dough I’m going to cover you in mustard seed
mystic ether
If you're not joking oleade watch that with vitamin gummies.
lean lark
stan have you ever had a sandwich with salami, mustard and feta cheese
hushed knoll
stan have you ever had a sandwich with salami, mustard and feta cheese
No why
lean lark
you should
hushed knoll
Mustard on sandwiches sucks
mystic ether
Hyperkalemia is not a joke.
zealous basin
you guys dont know who jum cantorpe is?!
who
north sedge
stan only likes honey mustard, because it's not mustard (according to him)
quaint verge
Hyperkalemia is not a joke.
It's Stan, he does not see nor listen to reasons
hushed knoll
Nothing wrong with taking a mueltoidnejirodmb
mystic ether
Idk ppl here but that shit bring you to an emergency room
hushed knoll
Ciurktinc a
north sedge
lol
mystic ether
Like don't do it lol
frozen glen
stan the prison chef
hushed knoll
Multivitamin just
north sedge
haha
lean lark
mueltoid nejirod megabyte
zealous basin
stan sippin on that vitamin soup
wait
breakfast
flintstone vitamins in milk
like cereal
mystic ether
Sounded like dude might have been memeing and actually eating them eating them.
quaint verge
Like don't do it lol
He eats anything that's inside his feedbag anyways
royal vortex
Nothing wrong with taking a mueltoidnejirodmb
did you get hit by a car mid sentence
hushed knoll
Have y’all ever eaten dinosaur egg oatmeal
mystic ether
Like please don't. The joke ain't worth it lmao
hushed knoll
did you get hit by a car mid sentence
No but you will
royal vortex
No but you will
WTF
hushed knoll
That’s it
zealous basin
NO VITAMINS
quaint verge
Have y’all ever eaten dinosaur egg oatmeal
Soooo, petroleum oatmeal?
north sedge
judging by what stan eats, he can handle anything
zealous basin
dinosaur egg oatmeal is frickin
royal vortex
stan prefers more healthy indulgences like booze and benzos
zealous basin
GOATED
frozen glen
did you get hit by a car mid sentence
this coming from someone who uses his keyboard as a weapon
hushed knoll
Soooo, petroleum oatmeal?
what
zealous basin
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991> what
hushed knoll
<a:noot:979967873936150569>
Are your lyfe sheets crisp
mystic ether
I thought you were like eating them like gimmies gummies
left iron
hushed knoll
Why would I do that
lean lark
this coming from someone who uses his keyboard as a weapon
josho's preferred weaponry
royal vortex
this coming from someone who uses his keyboard as a weapon
completely irrelevant
quaint verge
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991> what
Or crude oil oatmeal, sry I forgot they refine it to petroleum
mystic ether
<a:pingugun:1092921105737584640>
I love you for that emote btw
lean lark
next christmas we need to fundraise a massive keyboard for josho to play darktide on
mystic ether
I thought of you when I got a better revolver
I. I almost killed a friend of mine. Like three times lmao
mystic ether
"Bro what are you DOING?"
barrel
frozen glen
next Christmas we need to get josho a keyboard that functions off of non newtonian fluid
so it fights back
mystic ether
That looks disgusting...
lean lark
honestly
north sedge
those are clearly rabbits
lean lark
i wonder how that'd end up
quaint verge
Yes, crude oil oatmeal
royal vortex
next Christmas we need to get josho a keyboard that functions off of non newtoni...
wtf
sadist
hushed knoll
Is non Newtonian fluid what happens during sex
lean lark
unironically that could be very helpful for josho
frozen glen
stan
left iron
lean lark
he'd train the endurance of his knuckles and fists
so he can punch holes in his wall
easier
royal vortex
north sedge
Is non Newtonian fluid what happens during sex
mystic ether
Hm.
hushed knoll
It’s an honest question I have no idea what that means
quaint verge
lean lark
non newtonian fluids are fluids that dont respect newton's laws
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-snailtrail-snail-trail-gif-20278574
Me irl
lean lark
if you punch it hardens if you dont its liquid
hushed knoll
non newtonian fluids are fluids that dont respect newton's laws
Oh that makes sense
Why would you ever punch linwuid tho
Legs
Liquid
quaint verge
Oh that makes sense
mystic ether
Imma be real. If I'm splashing around in it, if it's getting called newtonian fluid, I'm just gonna finish up and take a smoke.
quaint verge
Linwuid
hushed knoll
how did we get legs
Do I have to explain how babies are made
north sedge
how did we get legs
"ducking phone"
mystic ether
Do I have to explain how babies are made
Easy: spawning grounds in the backyard.
royal vortex
Do I have to explain how babies are made
yeah, you snail trail around the kitchen floor and they find their way to you
mystic ether
Lol
frozen glen
stan I don't think you can explain after your previous statement
hushed knoll
yeah, you snail trail around the kitchen floor and they find their way to you
I’ve never snail trailed on the kitchen floor before
mystic ether
hushed knoll
Or anywhere for that matter
mystic ether
You on the internet and hit sent. Idk what to tell you
hushed knoll
I’ll amend your statement 
quaint verge
He might have only made a snail trail on the partner
hushed knoll
Snail trail is how you go snow skiing indoors
copper hawk
royal vortex
the hell is wrong with you stan
quaint verge
quaint verge
the hell is wrong with you stan
The spoon of raw sugar is still in his system
mystic ether
Booger sugar?
frozen glen
is stan ingesting raw sugar
mystic ether
It's Christmas season for some so
quaint verge
Just plain sugar
lean lark
stan have you ever had water + sugar
mystic ether
Just plain sugar
ah
mystic ether
:^C
royal vortex
well he put it in the feed bag first, of course
mystic ether
I don't like sugar that much. Couldn't be me.
hushed knoll
I’ll put you in my feed bag and take you to sweden and take you to the slutstation 😠😠😠😠
mystic ether
I'd run to the washroom and throat my toothbrush. Hate too much sugar.
frozen glen
there are better ways to ingest sugar than just eating it by itself
royal vortex
please do not kidnap me
royal vortex
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1046913589614747719/118920132268...
lmao yeah i saw that
hushed knoll
please do not kidnap me
Who said I would kidnap you
royal vortex
Who said I would kidnap you
hushed knoll
That’s not kidnapping
lean lark
something regarding muscle, cant exactly recall
quaint verge
You wrote kidnapping Josho on multiple occasions
hushed knoll
Honey sucks ass and not in the fun way
royal vortex
stan u threatened to put me in an oven like 10 times
lean lark
im eating pizza
mystic ether
Honey sucks ass and not in the fun way
Sorry you've been harmed.
lean lark
and i have to read that
dense field
Josiah
hushed knoll
I’m getting a new phone on Friday
mystic ether
I mean...if you're American and like bread from the groceries, you're just eating sugar bread.
royal vortex
STAN YOU FUCKIN WARLOCK I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE
frozen glen
Honey sucks ass and not in the fun way
sorry sugarcel im on the honeychad mindset
quaint verge
and i have to read that
Well, that's on you.
You saw Stan was online and still stayed 💀
mystic ether
It's kind of fucking insane how that goes.
north sedge
this will not fix anything stan
dense field
That's a rad name ngl
steel agate
I’m getting a new phone on Friday
Ngl I don’t think it’s the phone 
steel agate
Unless autocorrect that keen on taking ur head
steel agate
With autocorrect
royal vortex
i require it
north sedge
which one
steel agate
Shit I typed autocorrect twice 
lean lark
i swear this is like
quaint verge
This phone sucks me
Yea, blame the phone and not its user
royal vortex
isnt there only one
lean lark
the 7th time you've been baptized as josiah
royal vortex
not that u fkin degenerate
hushed knoll
<:riding:1042088543062863952>
Tf is this
left iron
What the fuck
frozen glen
eggplant
hushed knoll
<:riding:1042088543062863952>
Josho, 2023 (colorized)
frozen glen
do u mean josiah
lusty orbit
peak
lean lark
tf is this -> josho
royal vortex
who is josho
north sedge
hushed knoll
You are not a fucking frog
mystic ether
royal vortex
YOU JUST NAMED ME JOSIAH
royal vortex
thank u
hushed knoll
You’re not part of the experiment to put chemicals in the water and turn the frickin frogs gay
frozen glen
I am absolutely bulging
mystic ether
https://tenor.com/view/banana-gif-18315426
It was under eggplant so
hushed knoll
I am absolutely bulging
north sedge
royal vortex
You’re not part of the experiment to put chemicals in the water and turn the fri...
they didnt have to put anything in me to turn me gay
mystic ether
You’re not part of the experiment to put chemicals in the water and turn the fri...
I am.
hushed knoll
I salted my eggplants yesterday
dense field
I am absolutely bulging
royal vortex
u cant say that in public stan
lean lark
mystic ether
Turned your tadpole into a padtole
hushed knoll
frozen glen
hey that looks decent
sharp zodiac
Ew
hushed knoll
You need to salt your eggplant to get the bitter moisture out
hushed knoll
Burger stuff with cheese I guess?
It’s eggplant parmesan
mystic ether
It’s eggplant parmesan
How'd it go?
lean lark
looks like slop
royal vortex
list your ingredients
hushed knoll
I made it for my Frankreich yesterday
royal vortex
mr burger salad
hushed knoll
Frankreich
dense field
What is that white stuff on top?
hushed knoll
Family
lean lark
for your frankenstein
royal vortex
LMFAO
hushed knoll
What is that white stuff on top?
Mozzarella and ricotta
frozen glen
nice timing
whole vapor
Zealot cooking channel
royal vortex
the reich's finest eggplants
north sedge
lol
hushed knoll
Ignoramus
royal vortex
i know that u fkin idiot i play hoi4
lean lark
if krampus ignoranus
north sedge
ignoranus
mystic ether
Zealot cooking channel
I'd post what I got but l don't wanna take the pic anyway
north sedge
ignore the anus
quaint verge
Okay Stanly the honse, im just curious.
Have you been warned by the mods or do they just let you do you?
hushed knoll
What have I done wrong
frozen glen
cook
dense field
That food actually looks like food
hushed knoll
Biased
quaint verge
threatening
frozen glen
eggplant parm is great tho
royal vortex
Oven baked eggplant is good
but have u seen the floppy bacon
hushed knoll
Eggplant parm
sharp zodiac
Because it probably is
violet hornet
Eggplant Park
sharp zodiac
Then again I don't like any vegetable related so that is absolutely my bias talking
quaint verge
especially his wrappers
mystic ether
but have u seen the floppy bacon
What bacon?
dense field
but have u seen the floppy bacon
Please stop 
frozen glen
Then again I don't like any vegetable related so that is absolutely my bias talk...
loooool what are u 8 years old
lmaooooooooooooo
north sedge
royal vortex
behold
sharp zodiac
Nuh uh
royal vortex
THE BACON
dense field
Nooooo
sharp zodiac
-18
copper hawk
Jesus Christ
frozen glen
I love degenbrecher
sharp zodiac
I love degenbrecher
Based
north sedge
Sure before you cook it
frozen glen
what's a spiral ham
mystic ether
That like some kind of low cooked bacon dish?
royal vortex
Then again I don't like any vegetable related so that is absolutely my bias talk...
im the same way i blame the autism
sharp zodiac
Wait I just realized your name is bulging
violet hornet
Trichinosis speed run any %
sharp zodiac
im the same way i blame the autism
That's what I usually do too
hushed knoll
Sure before you cook it
No
frozen glen
I am absolutely bulging
ornate bone
Bluging
lean lark
bulgarian bulging
hushed knoll
Do you want to see my cold bagged ham dough
lean lark
cold bagged ham
frozen glen
tell me it's just ham u put in the freezer
north sedge
i think you have to buy me dinner first
mystic ether
I guess sure. I got pepper pot so I'm chillin
royal vortex
are we about to go on a northern garlic back ride
ornate bone
Y'all gotta lay off the crack
mystic ether
Y'all gotta lay off the crack
Crack don't make you do that
north sedge
hushed knoll
mystic ether
Met crackheads with more sense.
frozen glen
wat da hell
royal vortex
stan is next level white people cooking
ornate bone
Crack don't make you do that
Shhhhh
lean lark
stan is like
frozen glen
that looks like something that was forgotten in a restaurants kitchen for months
lean lark
those white memes about black food while also taking into account shitty white food
ornate bone
Looks like something I pulled out of the back of my moms fridge
quaint verge
stan is next level white people cooking
reptilien cooking*
mystic ether
those white memes about black food while also taking into account shitty white f...
I'm confused. Kind of scared.
steel agate
those white memes about black food while also taking into account shitty white f...
Food is food
sharp zodiac
Yeah but some is more food than others
steel agate
That’s up to bias and personal preference sadly Luna
lean lark
you're more food than others (fat)
frozen glen
all people are food
steel agate
Ya is why cannibals exist
fleet zealot
is this weapon worth using
achlys is alright post buffs
not a good blessing combo tho
lean lark
filet minion with mutant meat
celest cave
Melk telling me something
sharp zodiac
they should let you cannibalize heretics in darktide
I don't think eating them is a good idea
lean lark
melk is telling you to use the worst weapon in the game
sharp zodiac
God knows what kinds of stuff they have
lean lark
protein
fleet zealot
anyways, I'm about to be the truest zealot player ever when these arrive
pecan cops
celest cave
melk is telling you to use the worst weapon in the game
But i'm already thammer main.
copper hawk
Sleeves
ornate bone
anyways, I'm about to be the truest zealot player ever when these arrive
You forget the thigh highs
lean lark
But i'm already thammer main.
only good players are thammer mains
hushed knoll
You can’t get high on thighs
north sedge
chaxe good though
sharp zodiac
Every terrifying barrage I get makes me want to beat up 7 12 year olds and 6 9 year olds
ornate bone
You can’t get high on thighs
you clearly haven't lived
mystic ether
You can’t get high on thighs
You. Are wrong
lean lark
guess ill go to vet then
frosty herald
anyways, I'm about to be the truest zealot player ever when these arrive
Cica wears this every time he goes online
quaint verge
You can’t get high on thighs
remember the thighs "socks" arc?
ornate bone
I-
sharp zodiac
I uh
rustic lagoon
Is this a belated Sanguinala gift?
ornate bone
yea?
rustic lagoon
Also, whuh?
ornate bone
idk
ornate bone
kfc do be moan worthy
mystic ether
kfc do be moan worthy
n >
sharp zodiac
Never had KFC
mystic ether
:C
quaint verge
kfc do be moan worthy
He moans like he has a wooden spoon stuck somewhere
fleet zealot
You forget the thigh highs
couldn't find a matching pair of thigh highs, just got some generic ones ordered
mystic ether
Never had KFC
It's either shite or okay
sharp zodiac
Man ima rest then play some risk of rain 2
hushed knoll
remember the thighs "socks" arc?
The socks were there
mystic ether
Just make your own fried chicken
floral thorn
Should I buy this?
sharp zodiac
God I hate that I got two games I wanted the most and now battle between Darktide, Baldur's and ROR
hushed knoll
Moaning is a part of life
sharp zodiac
https://tenor.com/view/furry-discord-emblem-sweat-gif-15487723
What the fuck
mystic ether
Lol
hushed knoll
I just drank seltzer and let out a loud moan
north sedge
remember the thighs "socks" arc?
ornate bone
What the fuck
I got that from @hushed knoll
sharp zodiac
Fuck and I especially wanna play rdr2
rustic lagoon
Can't believe I walked in on a convo about chicken thighs, wtf! 🤣
hushed knoll
Bro those are fucking socks
quaint verge
sharp zodiac
It's zel chat it could've been worse
hushed knoll
Fuck and I especially wanna play rdr2
One of the best games ever
hushed knoll
I got that from <@399244889109561364>
What??
hushed knoll
mystic ether
I just kill klansmen. I don't even remember the game lol
quaint verge
he is doing the sex face emote
mystic ether
Idr how far I got
sharp zodiac
One of the best games ever
Gonna have to wait for it to reinstall now
ornate bone
stop talking about sax
hushed knoll
Gonna have to wait for it to reinstall now
Wait are you French or Canadian
quaint verge
hushed knoll
Oh nvm you have a fresh flag
north sedge
i disliked rdr2, one of the few
hushed knoll
Fresh
sharp zodiac
I'm currently staying in NJ
hushed knoll
French
sharp zodiac
For the holidays
left iron
Stan
north sedge
fresh flag
left iron
Come on
hushed knoll
i disliked rdr2, one of the few
WHAT THE FUCK
north sedge
what
mystic ether
Some shit don't hit
hushed knoll
Dough how
blazing fossil
i disliked rdr2, one of the few
Did wolves eat your brain?
ornate bone
rdr2 sucks harder than sax blows
wind heron
should i get mercy 4 or change the 2 perks?
blazing fossil
rdr2 was great
peak flare
is turtle 6 edible?
sharp zodiac
Hate Micah tho
fleet zealot
should i get mercy 4 or change the 2 perks?
swap mercy to precog
sharp zodiac
That rat
fleet zealot
swap infested to anything else
blazing fossil
RDR > Grand Theft Ass series
mystic ether
No
peak flare
i have headtaker rampage on turtle 6. how lucky am i
hushed knoll
Also playing red dead online with friends got me through the pandemic
sharp zodiac
Also playing red dead online with friends got me through the pandemic
Hate the fact they abandoned it
hushed knoll
Yeah
mystic ether
Gta got some good storytelling for some of the games
sharp zodiac
Rd online had a lot of potential
hushed knoll
Fucking GTAO
mystic ether
Like straight up
sharp zodiac
I liked 4
rustic lagoon
What happens in Zealot chat, stays in Zealot chat.
sharp zodiac
GTA 4 I enjoyed
north sedge
the story is like a 30 hour story stretched to 90, every mission is gta style (walk and talk then kill the population of texas)
hushed knoll
the story is like a 30 hour story stretched to 90, every mission is gta style (w...
Dough
Come over
We need to have a talk
north sedge
there's like 60 hours of "oh i dunno i think dutch is maybe possibly potentially going too far this time perhaps"
mystic ether
San Andreas was nice. 4 was honestly just cool with the extra dlc stories. 5 is dope haven't finished yet
Unsure which story I liked more
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-hug-brokeback-mountain-couple-gay-gif-506601959138...
Jake gulls hall can hogtie me to train tracks
Gulley all
wind heron
swap mercy to precog
unyielding or crit chance?
maniac
precog
uncanny
would that be good?
hushed knoll
How tf do you type his last name
steady hearth
what's the ICD on this
north sedge
gulley bull
steady hearth
I can take this or "expending momentum gives toughness" and I'm wondering which is beter
north sedge
second wind is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better
mystic ether
Icd?
fleet zealot
unyielding or crit chance?
maniac
precog
uncanny
would that be good?
unyielding, elites or flak would be good perks
steady hearth
do I get one (1) proc or do I get like 20
mystic ether
Think it's probably linked with whatever you got on dodges
lean lark
second wind procs every .5s
mystic ether
Like from weps idk
north sedge
the momentum one is every 8 seconds and half the time you don't even need it
lean lark
if you dodge ranged fire you get 30% toughness back every second if under constant fire
frosty herald
sharp zodiac
Wouldn't recommend it against 15 gunners unless you're truly build different
sharp zodiac
Not a fan of how hard the emperor is staring at me
north sedge
i mean, you just charge at the gunners
frosty herald
Not a fan of how hard the emperor is staring at me
He is a stern father
lean lark
what i do to gunners if my dash is off
mystic ether
He looks fucking stupid
lean lark
i just diagonal dodge towards them
lean lark
using and abusing swift certainty to its fullest
ornate bone
i mean, you just charge at the gunners
charge at gunners, turn to see more gunners, realise your team is never dealing with ranged enemies at all and suffer constant ticking damage with nothing you can do
sharp zodiac
Looks like a fucking crab
north sedge
charge at gunners, turn to see more gunners, realise your team is never dealing ...
nah you just the kill the other gunners
zealous basin
charge at gunners, turn to see more gunners, realise your team is never dealing ...
my brother in the emperor just slide
steel agate
Seduce them, surely they won’t shoot u after u swoo them 
frosty herald
You cant slide gunners
ornate bone
yall don't understand, sliding or killing ain't doing shit
zealous basin
frosty herald
The moment you get up from the slide you get knocked back
mystic ether
You cant slide gunners
You definitely can. Not for long
zealous basin
okay use twbs freaks
north sedge
what is this knockback?
steel agate
yall don't understand, sliding or killing ain't doing shit
You kill one? Another was next to it spraying u down ya?
I feel ya
north sedge
never heard of knockback
ornate bone
next to it?? no no
zealous basin
is this some kind of poor person problem i'm too twbs to understand
mystic ether
Need to break los or clip them to disrupt them shooting
royal vortex
my one mission in life is to hunt gunners
frosty herald
Toughness break stun my eternal enemy
north sedge
🤔
zealous basin
whar
ornate bone
the whole reason why I'm swapping away from ogryn to zealot is to have better ranged weapons to deal with all the freaking ranged mobs nobody cares about
north sedge
on zealot, you are the ranged weapon
royal vortex
ranged enemies are most optimally engaged in melee whenever possible
zealous basin
no bro the gunners shoot me 😭
north sedge
and ogryn has insane ranged weapons whatchu talkin bout
royal vortex
zealot doesn't have good sustain in ranged combat
royal vortex
lots of them spawn in nice clumped up patrols that you walk up to and force into melee before they can do anything
olive raven
And away from brain dead gameplay
royal vortex
and for the ones that don't, that's why the emperor gave us TWBS
zealous basin
and grenades 
frosty herald
Shooters when i introduce them to my grenade gauntlet
royal vortex
theyre suppression immune one-taps on gunners
zealous basin
its just how it is
mystic ether
the whole reason why I'm swapping away from ogryn to zealot is to have better ra...
Executioners stance, demolition team, ability cooldown on specialist kill, Kantrael Mg la Infantry lasgun.
Counter fire+extension on highlight kill. Focus target. W
dense field
what i do to gunners if my dash is off
Slide
olive raven
Throwing knives are just non-exploding grenades
olive raven
Executioners stance, demolition team, ability cooldown on specialist kill, Kantr...
Solution: don’t use vet
steep flame
Im on my first bg3 playthrough and i made my character a half elf cleric, i had no clue you find another half elf cleric as a companion
ornate bone
Executioners stance, demolition team, ability cooldown on specialist kill, Kantr...
if only veterans ever played ranged builds these days 🥲
zealous basin
Im on my first bg3 playthrough and i made my character a half elf cleric, i had ...
reroll
mystic ether
if only veterans ever played ranged builds these days 🥲
It's me
zealous basin
its the only way
north sedge
point is everyone can deal with gunners
mystic ether
Literally me
steep flame
its the only way
No thanks
hushed knoll
I have been a vet for a while now
steep flame
Clerics are cool af
north sedge
and i dont know why you can deal with em on ogryn even, like, they have nutty guns
zealous basin
point is everyone can deal with gunners
no man im supposed to defend the vets
gentle trout
What is best eviserator blessings and perk set up ?
mystic ether
you're hired, come play
What level?
sharp zodiac
Im on my first bg3 playthrough and i made my character a half elf cleric, i had ...
The lady in the pod?
hushed knoll
I like to think I’m fairly good at Vatican
steep flame
The lady in the pod?
Yeah
mystic ether
Need to pick up some flower and eddies
hushed knoll
I haven’t played zealot in a while
royal vortex
ogryn has a super easy time dealing with gunners so long as you haven't decided to stack all hp and avoid toughness nodes in the talent tree like the plague
zealous basin
I like to think I’m fairly good at Vatican
whar
hushed knoll
Vet not Vatican
sharp zodiac
Yeah I saved her as well
quaint verge
I like to think I’m fairly good at Vatican
Vatican
north sedge
vatican sharpshooter
ornate bone
What level?
damnation? or are you asking for mine
sharp zodiac
Vatican city
steep flame
vatican sharpshooter
Swiss guard
hushed knoll
vatican sharpshooter
How would you rate my vet playing
sharp zodiac
Never trust the swiss
mystic ether
damnation? or are you asking for mine
Just wondering so I can set my stuff up
sharp zodiac
Because then they'll make ya bliss
hushed knoll
Never trust the swiss
Says the Frenchman
quaint verge
vatican sharpshooter
Holy water projectiles 
north sedge
How would you rate my vet playing
well last time was when you forgot you didn't have ammo aura and ran out of revovler in like 4 minutes
hushed knoll
I’m sorry but counting in French triggers me
royal vortex
well last time was when you forgot you didn't have ammo aura and ran out of revo...
lmao
hushed knoll
well last time was when you forgot you didn't have ammo aura and ran out of revo...
DOUGH PLEASE
north sedge
lol
sharp zodiac
I’m sorry but counting in French triggers me
I sentence you to count up to 20
mystic ether
I haven't finished setting up my vet for reliable aurics yet but I'm fine on damnation usually
frosty herald
Survivalist is for noobs
royal vortex
I’m sorry but counting in French triggers me
uno dos tres cuatro
frosty herald
I sentence you to count up to 20
Uno
olive raven
well last time was when you forgot you didn't have ammo aura and ran out of revo...
Oh lord.
frosty herald
Dos
sharp zodiac
You know who else is for noobs?
frosty herald
Tres
hushed knoll
I sentence you to count up to 20
The words “pas de deux” and “longtemps” trigger me
olive raven
Is Stan as bad at Darktide as his cooking?
steep flame
Im pretty happy running scriers gaze on my psyker
mystic ether
You know who else is for noobs?
Oh...I read that as boobs...
sharp zodiac
Wait yam
royal vortex
stan is fine unless he has a fucking dementia moment
steel agate
wdym that’s like the best part
north sedge
this is stan in game https://streamable.com/51tksn
ornate bone
I haven't finished setting up my vet for reliable aurics yet but I'm fine on dam...
I refuse to go into auric with the randoms I've been getting lately, not that I'm reay for it myself either :p
hushed knoll
Josho’s laugh there is like Alexa waking you up at 3am
mystic ether
I refuse to go into auric with the randoms I've been getting lately, not that I'...
It's not too bad too bad. But I'm coming from flex support carry perspective
north sedge
stan is a solid player until he cooms via nets/overheads
olive raven
Josho’s laugh there is like Alexa waking you up at 3am
And what are you, the sleep paralysis demon?
hushed knoll
stan is a solid player until he cooms via nets/overheads
What????
royal vortex
stan hardcore tilted me when he did the "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BACK UP" thing
sharp zodiac
I type boobs a lot on twitter
hushed knoll
I don’t coom from trappers and overheads
sharp zodiac
My friends love it
left iron
north sedge
"unnnnnngh fuck me with a wooden spooooooooooooooon"
steep flame
My friends love it
Sure
hushed knoll
That was one time
steep flame
Lets go with that
ornate bone
wtf are you guys talking about
royal vortex
stan makes weird noises when he dies
hushed knoll
They’re spreading disinformation about me
ornate bone
stan makes weird noises when he dies
same tho
sharp zodiac
Lets go with that
Nuh uh watch this
quaint verge
uno dos tres cuatro
steep flame
What
north sedge
stan makes adult happy sounds when he gets downed
royal vortex
so TRUE
olive raven
Getting netted irl would be kinda hot
Stan
olive raven
I hope you lose all your finger nails
hushed knoll
VALLEY
quaint verge
"unnnnnngh fuck me with a wooden spooooooooooooooon"
hushed knoll
VALUE
steep flame
Gimme a sec the tweet will bang
What
steep flame
north sedge
left iron
@royal vortex Start tagging things for more woohoos
regal sorrel
Are these good stats?
olive raven
https://streamable.com/y77ys8
Ah Stan
olive raven
Are these good stats?
No
regal sorrel
👍
quaint verge
formal umbra
im gonna kms I tried to get the train past on that one mission to rescue my teammates but they were behind me and it was just one guy behind the train and the rest were behind me
im so embarassed if any of you were there I am sincerely sorry
royal vortex
lmfao no i dont recall this
i can tell this is right after p13 released because ur willingly using a mk1 dclaw
quaint verge
north sedge
stan is alot of fun to play with
mystic ether
It was boobs
I stand by lesbians as my answer regardless
royal vortex
stan is alot of fun to play with
so true
mystic ether
And what are you, the sleep paralysis demon?
My sleep paralysis shadow person kicked me out of my dream when I tried to punch them after prying my eyes open.
north sedge
wait i thought arco was latino
hushed knoll
divide stan up and share him with everyone
Hot
south folio
happened TWICE
hushed knoll
Pull me apart with rope and horses
quaint verge
hushed knoll
left iron
south folio
no i'll stick to a butcher knife
dusty hull
This a good base Evi to upgrade?
olive raven
<@445566734255259648> remember this?
He made this so much worse
left iron
no i'll stick to a butcher knife
And you call me a psychopath
hushed knoll
Butcher? I hardly know her 
left iron
Pot, kettle, etc
south folio
And you call me a psychopath
psycopaths can call other psychopaths psycopaths
left iron
TRUE
south folio
i broke no rules
olive raven
Butcher? I hardly know her <:blobsweat:1028998395341316147>
Yea cause you butcher your food
north sedge
This a good base Evi to upgrade?
no bad shredder
hushed knoll
Lmao I can’t believe you save these
south folio
you psychopath
dusty hull
no bad shredder
Shredder not a dump?
north sedge
Shredder not a dump?
noooooooooooope always mobility/def on any weapon
south folio
Lmao I can’t believe you save these
he's building a case against you
north sedge
shredder is your rev dmg
quaint verge
Lmao I can’t believe you save these
i saved alot before the wrapper session, where i learn to turn down your volume
hushed knoll
he's building a case against you
“I have a bad case of diarrhea” 
left iron
hushed knoll
No notes please
olive raven
Stan the case against you is vast
dusty hull
noooooooooooope always mobility/def on any weapon
This one would be better?
olive raven
And it is a closed case with one picture of food
hushed knoll
i saved alot before the wrapper session, where i learn to turn down your volume
I can’t believe you’re still talking about that
north sedge
This one would be better?
absolutely yes
hushed knoll
Stan the case against you is vast
Proof?
quaint verge
I can’t believe you’re still talking about that
cause it still causing discomfort
mystic ether
@ornate bone you serious about playing together soon? I'm about yo head out for maybe like 15-20 minutes to pick some stuff up.
mystic ether
Proof?
M8. Don't let them search for the screenshot. Your career as kitchen khaos will end. Listen to me man...
quaint verge
and you wont embrace your honseness
dusty hull
absolutely yes
What about this one?
mystic ether
You'll never post another dish in this town again. Aw fuck
hushed knoll
M8. Don't let them search for the screenshot. Your career as kitchen khaos will ...
What screenshot
mystic ether
I'm being stupid
hushed knoll
and you wont embrace your honseness
That’s you
hushed knoll
You’re so cute with your feed bag I just wanna break you up into little pieces jk I would never do that to u my little biscuit OwO
mystic ether
Horses got every right to stomp humans out lmao
dusty hull
Why does the Zealot chat, the most devout of the Emperor's servants, have this going on
north sedge
What about this one?
is solid as well, other one is slightly better
mystic ether
I love failed horse breaking footage.
quaint verge
stan is having a conversation with his mirror
mystic ether
Get thromped
dusty hull
is solid as well, other one is slightly better
Right then I'll try upgrading the other one
hushed knoll
Why does the Zealot chat, the most devout of the Emperor's servants, have this g...
I am as pure as they come
hushed knoll
stan is having a conversation with his mirror <:DoAcid3:1184830505754042378>
I was talking to you
mystic ether
Why does the Zealot chat, the most devout of the Emperor's servants, have this g...
The calls are coming from inside the church. Idk what else to tell you
north sedge
stan you are the horse with the feedbag, we all experienced it
mystic ether
Sigmarites are freaks
hushed knoll
No
dusty hull
is solid as well, other one is slightly better
Last one
dusty hull
Sigmarites are freaks
Sigmar > Big E