zealot-class

[fading vale]

nobody would ever know how the game works if this discord didn't exist lol

[olive raven]

Real

[fading vale]

that and we have access to all the client side code

[royal vortex]

im so glad fatshark could give us so much more content via trying to discern information that should just be told to you

[fading vale]

remember when the game just had bars

[royal vortex]

hell

[fading vale]

not even numbers on the bars

[royal vortex]

lmfao

at least it told u the extra stamina

[fading vale]

woweee thanks

[royal vortex]

huge.

[fading vale]

if only I've ever been concerned about stamina a single time

[royal vortex]

its funny when ur doing a crusher push attack and get guardbroken

[south folio]

how dare they interrupt my combo

[royal vortex]

its p much always my fault

[fading vale]

man that was from back when power didn't buff cleave

[royal vortex]

if you keep trying to do push attacks vs a flamer

they will kick you out of it every time

i know this because i let a flamer guardbreak me 5 times

just to see if he would

[fading vale]

8 cleave max on hammer heavies was painful

[royal vortex]

at least it does cleave damage to flak

[fading vale]

hammer has a ton of cleave now

16.5 plus the power buffs

[royal vortex]

jesus

[fading vale]

I ran shock and awe back then lol

cause it was the only way to get cleave though I didn't really know what was going on at the time

[royal vortex]

the game was like the wild west until crafting came out and u could actually get plasteel

[fading vale]

yeah, and before people like crab told us how the game works

[royal vortex]

for my part i got a godroll pf3 bolter on vet and basically had the game on ez mode

still sucked

[south folio]

are you planning on playing joshoe

[royal vortex]

sure

[south folio]

good

[fading vale]

I think you mean Japan

[south folio]

this is my build btw

[royal vortex]

what the fuck

[south folio]

you're trapped in here with me

[frozen glen]

im more freaked out by how ur character looks

[royal vortex]

im calling the police

[fading vale]

I wish I liked the new revolver at all

[south folio]

i like the new revolver by virtue of reloading less

[lean lark]

im going to join in

[fading vale]

Danny Trejo lookin ass

[south folio]

WOW

like a bullet to my heart

my churned butter graphics

[fading vale]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-trejo-el-paso-machette-bell-pepper-cutting-gif-27544243

[lean lark]

that acutally looks like

near identical

holy shit

[royal vortex]

arco's latinohood has been confirmed

[south folio]

the evidence was always there

non-believers (ren) need not apply

[south folio]

get in binch

[lean lark]

wait one second i was getting loading screen

[rapid trail]

any hammer enthusiasts?

hammerblow to thrust?

[frozen glen]

yup

3/4

[lean lark]

sprint eff to unyielding

[rapid trail]

a question, if i put thrust 3 will i be able to upgrade to 4 afterwards? new to crafting system

or it will be blocked

[lean lark]

yes

you dont upgrade it

you replace it with the higher tier

[rapid trail]

oki, thanks!

[fading vale]

you can basically just replace any two things and extract blessings from the same weapon family to apply to another

[rapid trail]

got it, thanks 🙂

[ember yew]

you can change the slot you tempered at any time

darn discord lagged

[royal vortex]

@south folio post scoreboard

[lean lark]

i wasnt efficient enough

[royal vortex]

another W

[lean lark]

61k overkill

too much

[frozen glen]

questionable brock performance

[royal vortex]

they all went down to a fkin melee elite swarm

i watched each of u enter the hallway of doom and get fucked

[lean lark]

i was ordering pizza during the game

i had to retry 4 times the order

[lean lark]

also this

[south folio]

we were sandwiched

[lean lark]

the zealot had full nades

sees 4 crushers + maulers + horde

[royal vortex]

you guys also let the zealot take the ammo crate

[lean lark]

doesnt throw a nade

[royal vortex]

so

i feel like u kinda brought this on urselves

[fading vale]

sleepy Steve

[naive star]

Wish i had learned this before, thought you can only change em once and thats it

[celest cave]

It’s funny that thunderhammer is better be used just as regular weapon. Without charging. Just swinging it around. And that defeats it’s purpose of being “oneshot” machine.

yes, you can say “skill issue”. And you will be totally correct. But that’s the problem. If you need a lot of skill just to use weapon as it intended - it needs some buffs. If you not skilled enough to dodge in time and look for windows to be animation locked in - fair, just pick talents and blessing to solve that problem. Sacrifice some dmg talents for some survivability talents.

[fading vale]

uh

skill issue

[naive star]

Is Catachan Mk VI Combat Blade vastly inferior to Mk3?

[fading vale]

but yes you need to use normals more than you would think

[polar nexus]

No

[naive star]

Because those rolls are sweet

[celest cave]

MK4 is considered as "best" variant for dclaw i believe.

Ah, i'm blind

[polar nexus]

It's the one with the overhead heavy 1

[celest cave]

It's about knoife

[polar nexus]

Mk7 has it on 2 and mk1 has only swipes for heavies

[polar nexus]

Very good base

Hadron will brick it tho

[naive star]

Im too poor to even have Hadron brick it 😅

[polar nexus]

My arsenal is full of lol rolls 😦

[naive star]

And yes, first perk was already totally useless, but ill see what lottery brings once i can

[celest cave]

Imagine being broke on plasteel.

[naive star]

No nothing

[celest cave]

Skill issue it seems.

[naive star]

I have mini ogryn goblin that that eats badly on gametime

Actually i named my Ogryn after his 3rd name

[surreal solstice]

FINALLY
3M of cash and like 10k plastlel
And I still had to be graced by Brunt to give me a blue unbrickable one

I actually expanded my knowledge of sexual deviations durign the hunt so I could shit on Hadron properly

[steady valley]

is bloodletter worth having on the eviscerator?

[shy river]

I would probably try for rampage/shred tbh

[steady valley]

currently what im running and wondering if theres anything i could change to make it run better

[quartz cedar]

last time i used it all stacks applied as soon as u hit em with the special and u can dodge as soon as it lands

it was good on the axe they mightve patched it

nvm im thinking of the bleed one

[frosty herald]

Broke ass

[naive star]

And also a noob, which is the main reason for it

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-wallet-i-am-broke-no-money-no-cash-gif-24120042

[rough galleon]

maybe try using the alt fire
then you'll be a fan

[fading vale]

ha ha ha

[south folio]

kill him

[rough galleon]

i understand

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sergei-dragunov-tekken-8-tekken-dragunov-gif-12208610223631358255

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-cree-do-you-have-the-time-high-noon-triggered-time-gif-15737410

[rough galleon]

who is mccree

[ember yew]

secret character

[rough galleon]

oh is he like nega-cassidy

[ember yew]

evil version

[fading vale]

why did they have to pick Cassidy as a rename

like what a dogshit name

[rough galleon]

butch cassidy?

[frosty herald]

People will always call him mccree

[ember yew]

blizzard guy with the same did something bad (or questionable) to female employes according to them

[rough galleon]

i didn't know he was named after a staff member until they made a stink about renaming him

[fading vale]

yes I know why they renamed but they could have picked a better name than Cassidy

[ember yew]

ah

well

[royal vortex]

shouldve named him josho

[ember yew]

[fading vale]

literally Mr. Revolver would be better

[frosty herald]

Shoulve named him clint

[rough galleon]

cole cassidy does not roll off the tongue

jesse mccree did

[fading vale]

Clint would be better

but also could be like a.... game kinda name

[frosty herald]

Clint watchwood

[ember yew]

ClintCree

McClint

[rough galleon]

should have renamed him to maccready to confuse people searching for matt mercer's roles

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/vade-retro-van-helsing-cross-burn-gif-13412997

[stray summit]

They call him Cole so they can dodge the blame
I call him McCree because I'm not about to let them forget

[ember yew]

[rough galleon]

me in the men's changing room

[fading vale]

what about Six Shooter Stan

[ember yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNF_pl_WpNg

[fading vale]

shooting bad food your way

[ember yew]

best song ever made

[rough galleon]

nah name him like C. Wick Drawe

i guess K. would work better

[fading vale]

Chadwick

rip

literally only watchable parts of last black panther

were for him

[naive star]

Did i just unnoob myself slightly?

[frosty herald]

Now do the twins on hardmode no deaths

[exotic portal]

1500 more to go for penance, 1499.

[exotic portal]

First try, zero deaths

https://tenor.com/view/stay-strong-strong-baby-gif-12172091

[copper hawk]

What's up LOSERZ

[royal vortex]

give arco conc stim
wait for him to use it
override it with damage stim

they cannot stop my nefarious ways

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-ichiban-yakuza-handshake-dap-me-up-gif-11637688319686091138

[south folio]

jos hoe

[rough galleon]

mischievous action

[south folio]

so you were the one who gave me the conc stim

[royal vortex]

shout vets are literally the only class that can use conc stim to any noticeable effect

i always give shout vets

the conc stim

[south folio]

and then you took my joy away from me

[royal vortex]

it was the end of the match

i earned my evil deed

[south folio]

what if 10 bursters descended from the sky as an act of god

[royal vortex]

i have until death

[frosty herald]

Shout melee vet W

[royal vortex]

i didnt even think about griefing someone

by overriding their stim

until i saw arco pop it and i was like

wait a minute

[south folio]

you BINCH

[fading vale]

an act of Josho you mean https://streamable.com/sy3y0g

[south folio]

😔

[royal vortex]

i am so very intelligent

[south folio]

this is so tragic (completely avoidable)

[royal vortex]

i like how i can hear the bursters

and it still doesn't register

perhaps now is not the time for explosives

[south folio]

don't perform a TPK with bursters """"IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE""""""

[royal vortex]

laz spent like 5 mins solo clutching

it was fine

[south folio]

poor laz

[left iron]

Chonky cat

[royal vortex]

mankar had like 1/8th corrupted

and he instadied

from the triple burster combo

[south folio]

just had that sliver of corruption

that knocked him down to 1 wound

[royal vortex]

oh my god i havent shown you guys

[frank night]

The secret is josho cannot actually see

[royal vortex]

what i did to mankar

on accident

[south folio]

josho is validating the people who stack hp and corruption res

[royal vortex]

it looks so deliberate but im actually just awful

[frank night]

On accident

On accident

[south folio]

yup

accident

[royal vortex]

genuinely

[south folio]

show it

[lean lark]

genuinely?

[south folio]

and let us be the judge

[royal vortex]

i dont intentionally grief ppl anymore outside of the stim meme

[south folio]

you only do it unintentionally but at the same rate somehow

[frosty herald]

Give the speedrun zealot the celery stim

[frank night]

Coolcab won

[hushed knoll]

HI FINNLAIDICUYE LYFE SHEETS

HI MOOTIFIOS

ITS A GREAT DAY

[south folio]

barging in like koolaid man

how much coffee did you have

or was it bread

[hushed knoll]

Hu arco wooooooo

Hi

[south folio]

hi stan

[hushed knoll]

Por que no los did

Dos

[south folio]

wha

[royal vortex]

he sounded so mad too

[hushed knoll]

I’ve had a lot of coffee

[royal vortex]

it made me feel bad

[hushed knoll]

HI JOSHO

[royal vortex]

hi stan

[south folio]

😔

[hushed knoll]

Who sounded mad

[south folio]

assassinating any sliver of hope that mankar had of you becoming a good human being

[frank night]

He reprogrammed you

[royal vortex]

it got old

i dont like that word

in this context

[hushed knoll]

Mankar is a foot man

Good

Not foot

[royal vortex]

@vocal pulsar is this true

[hushed knoll]

He is a good man

[south folio]

@vocal pulsar true?

[hushed knoll]

Oh my God

Don’t bring him into this let the man Sherri

Sleep

[royal vortex]

he's probably at work

he wakes up at like 5 am

[hushed knoll]

Yuck

[hushed knoll]

Anngak why are you posting selfies

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/2rqq59

@frank night @south folio

it looks very bad

[hushed knoll]

CLASSIC JOSHO

[ember yew]

so you did

what random pugs did to me

[hushed knoll]

Cold calculated murder

[ember yew]

yesterday

[royal vortex]

we won that match its ok

[royal vortex]

LMFAO

[hushed knoll]

Dude that has nothing to do with horses

You need context

[south folio]

yup, that was murder

[quaint verge]

That's the context

[south folio]

preplanned 2 years ago

[hushed knoll]

Why does Mankar sound like a demon while he flies through the air

Listen to it

[royal vortex]

?

[hushed knoll]

His character voice is like a pterodactyl

[royal vortex]

that's a woman screaming

[hushed knoll]

How can my phone write that but not simple words

[royal vortex]

please don't be misogynistic

[hushed knoll]

Yeah but like multilayered

[royal vortex]

..?

[lean lark]

same thing

[hushed knoll]

LISTEN TO IT AGAIN OK

[royal vortex]

please take your dementia medication

[quaint verge]

His ears are ruined from the feedbag, I guess

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/rs5e9b if i was a murderer

why would i do this

[surreal marlin]

whats bestt zealot mele wep?

[still quartz]

Knife

[copper hawk]

catachan combat blade

lacerate

and the other bleed one

[still quartz]

;)

[lean lark]

rashad combat axe or heavysword

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-pilgrim-wallace-wells-wallace-wallace-scott-pilgrim-adrian-gif-2970544437268353533

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-yourself-fish-kys-gif-14092708955095955883

[still quartz]

Combat Knife with Lacerate and Flesh Tearer

Must run Scourge talent

[hushed knoll]

You were secretly trying to kill him with the barrel

[exotic portal]

Haymaker is also good

[hushed knoll]

You could have gotten blown off too

[royal vortex]

i used the barrel to stagger the shooters

i had faith in the railing

[still quartz]

Yes

[hushed knoll]

I bet you did

[south folio]

to fuel your savior complex

[still quartz]

Bro got Hero Syndrome

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-murphy-mike-sadorf-straw-hay-weird-gif-14953546

[royal vortex]

u cant accuse me of this when u folded the moment there were >2 melee elites in the tunnel on enclavum baross

[hushed knoll]

Yes Josho manufactured his own murder scenarios and then leaps in to be the “savior”

[royal vortex]

i didnt capture it but the cspawn THREW anngak

from that area before the dropdown

[south folio]

we were squished by 5 crushers and a horde behind us ok

[royal vortex]

to that ledge

[royal vortex]

theres legit a railing to the side u can jump off of

cmon

[quaint verge]

They forgot to refill his feedbag, and he is out for blood now

[hushed knoll]

You are a barreler thru and thru

[royal vortex]

lmfao

[hushed knoll]

ANNGAK

[south folio]

wtf!!

[royal vortex]

(pony up) daddy's angry

[hushed knoll]

You are

[surreal marlin]

catachan puts bleed?

[hushed knoll]

I’ll pony up your daddy 😠😠😠😠😠

[royal vortex]

he has like 90% disability from years in the military that's not gonna work

[quaint verge]

OL rock throw champion

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-wtf-tom-delonge-wtf-blink183-wtf-hayat-gif-16782731

[royal vortex]

lmao

dude had one hell of an arm

[hushed knoll]

Why did you make him fight in the military

Did arco barrel him

[royal vortex]

such reasons are lost to me

[quaint verge]

That was my character

[south folio]

josho, kill stan

[hushed knoll]

Real footage of Mankar on his way to work?

[royal vortex]

i would never

[south folio]

needs a black canvas bag and people making bad jokes on his way to work

[quaint verge]

What we need is real footage of stan taking his meds

[royal vortex]

they're in the feed bag

hidden

[quaint verge]

[hushed knoll]

I will take my pills soon

But right now I feel like I want to jump out of my skin and hop back into it over and over

Like a skin trampoline

[royal vortex]

i

what

[hushed knoll]

Nvm I gotta use some cocoa butter first

[surreal marlin]

what bllades give bleeds?

[hushed knoll]

I’m hella dry rn

[exotic portal]

Usually the talent

[quaint verge]

Chew on some oatmeals

[hushed knoll]

Oatmeals isn’t plural

😠😠😠😠

Why don’t you go put on your jamjams and cement shoes

[hushed knoll]

What is the black canvas bag for

[quaint verge]

Well, time to get yeeted into the ocean with cement shoes, I guess

[royal vortex]

his copious amounts of drugs

[south folio]

part of his job to carry money

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/deathsticks-gif-9026297

Mankar irl?

[south folio]

yeah he sells drugs and cocaine

[hushed knoll]

Cocaine is a drug

Why was it not included in drugs

Knowledge fail

[exotic portal]

ww1?

[hushed knoll]

What

[south folio]

stan meanie

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-gif-20411229

[hushed knoll]

First things first, I’m a realist

Drop this and let the whole world feel this

Cuz I’ve been in the murder business

Lemme shoot ‘em down give em lessons in physics

You feel?

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-funeral-gaming-warhammer-meme-gif-17167985

[frank night]

This was deliberate

[royal vortex]

it was not

[frank night]

It very clearly was unfortunately

[hushed knoll]

@south folio ITS TIME

[royal vortex]

[hushed knoll]

Agreed

[royal vortex]

why would i barrel him to pick him up

im just stupid

your honor

i plead idiocy

[formal umbra]

what the HELL did I wake up to zealot chat

[frank night]

To mask your crime

[royal vortex]

stan's getting his feed bag ready

[frank night]

Go back to sleep

[royal vortex]

he is a horse

[hushed knoll]

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/hearsay-johnny-depp-gif-25669819

[hushed knoll]

In the most delightful way 😏

[surreal marlin]

bro the fkn catachan blade is bad at takng down shelds

[royal vortex]

i have no shame

i wouldnt bother

[hushed knoll]

Mittins hasn’t noticed me

I miss mittins

[hidden verge]

found on reddit

[hushed knoll]

Anngak did you get to your jamjams on or not

[formal umbra]

also tfw you join halfway through and still top score

im glad I installed this hehe

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-shaquille-o-neal-hot-wings-spicy-gif-13944997

[formal umbra]

just drank my recaf no can do

[south folio]

i have a family pls

[surreal marlin]

what gun as zeallt??

[formal umbra]

taking the gf to my favorite local breakfast place

[exotic portal]

Bolter

[formal umbra]

revolver or bolter

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/bzjprp

columnus brauto

[quaint verge]

Kantrael shotgun

[royal vortex]

most guns work on zealot

[formal umbra]

this too

[royal vortex]

revolver is one of the most meta options but really if u like something its probably decent enough to work

[hushed knoll]

What do they have to do with it

Revolver is so fucking sexy

[ornate bone]

What really is the difference between the chainswords and eviscirators?

[olive raven]

Uh

Everything except being chainweapons

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/bs-memes-funny-kid-gif-10302293152269396732

[formal umbra]

I just ended up liking the revolver when I got a godroll when I was a noob then I found out it was meta but also I like killing snipers so I love it anyways

[olive raven]

No. No. No.

[ornate bone]

Lmao not the movesets :p

[formal umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/big-lebowski-the-dude-your-opinion-gif-4476328

[hushed knoll]

TOO LAYE

LAYS

LATE

[exotic portal]

Right

[quaint verge]

Can we petition for a timeout for druggy stan?

[hushed knoll]

I’m not drugged wtf

[exotic portal]

If you know you know

[quaint verge]

Youre high on sugar

[formal umbra]

ahhh I see

good revolver :D

[left iron]

[hushed knoll]

I’m high on life

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-eeee-gif-24636179

[hushed knoll]

HI FINNLAIDICUYE LYFE SHEETS

[quaint verge]

So timeout for life, I guess

[left iron]

Hey Stan

[formal umbra]

yeah but I like it

so

[hushed knoll]

How are your lyfe sheets

[olive raven]

@delicate shadow babe Stan is high on sugar

Help

[formal umbra]

even when they inevitably nerf it again ill prob still use it becase it feels good to me

its why I use the new evis too

[hushed knoll]

I’m on my third cup of coffee

[formal umbra]

I wanted to try the new evis cause the old one didnt jive with me and I fell in love

[hushed knoll]

I want to wrap the world in a hug from a 4 leaf clover

[copper hawk]

That

Doesn't make any sense Stannislav

Dont u have microwaved icecream 2 make

[hushed knoll]

Hi Cica 😍

[copper hawk]

Hai Stan

[hushed knoll]

How was your Christmas

[copper hawk]

How was ur Christmas

I worked on Christmas eve and day

[hushed knoll]

Pretty gucci i had tons of meat

[copper hawk]

And slept through most of the day

Since I work nights

[hushed knoll]

Oh boy

Are you still deployed

[copper hawk]

I had one meal over these two days

Yarp

Till July

[hushed knoll]

Nooooo

[copper hawk]

Then I get off island

[ornate bone]

Really though, what are the different chainswords and eviserators good at? Are there significant differences?

[hushed knoll]

Sorry

[formal umbra]

ohh wait you mean the braced one im stupid sorry I just woke up, heres my Problem Solver

[copper hawk]

And go to the sandbox

[hushed knoll]

Isn’t sandbox mode usually fun

[royal vortex]

mostly moveset preference

the new eviscerator and chainsword are both more single target focused

[ornate bone]

So the chainsword isn't straight up better anymore? :p

[royal vortex]

old chainsword probably still clears hordes faster because they never actually nerfed it

[exotic portal]

mag dump into a single counted surgical charge

[formal umbra]

chainswords are faster and sacrifice range compared to the evis but ive had zealots and vets tear it the hell up with the chainsword

[royal vortex]

but newvis can chain one shots on any enemy with bloodthirsty + cara (for crushers)

which is cool

not very practical

[formal umbra]

I love the taste of glue

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-if-you-smell-what-the-rock-is-cookin-wwe-smack-down-gif-12397215

[formal umbra]

id like the braced one if it had 6 shots probably. maybe.

[surreal marlin]

pistol takes toooo lloong to reload

[formal umbra]

Im used to it

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/enlisted/clips/1LkhwmPzCG3HJM/d1337ISCFKfi?invite=cr-MSxqOUEsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[ornate bone]

I'm gonna switch from ogryn to zealot, but I dread not being able to deal with crusher and mauler packs anymore...

[copper hawk]

Playing this evil game again

The snail has a hold of me

[hushed knoll]

Guys is it bad that I’m taking my Dad’s 50+ Gummi vitamins

[quaint verge]

Theft is illegal

[hushed knoll]

Not if it’s your dad

[quaint verge]

Crouching after a shot reset spread

Theft is theft

[south folio]

10 years in jail

[hushed knoll]

You’d like that wouldn’t you

[royal vortex]

rashad, eviscerator/chainaxe (particularly the new variants), crusher, and the thammers all deal with em fairly well

[south folio]

🥺

[royal vortex]

crusher is like having an ogryn weapon that swings way faster which is funny

[formal umbra]

id rather be able to reload cancel and have 2-3 bullets in a mag in a pinch than have to deal with the agonizingly long bolter reload even with the cancel (idk if it works anymore but still)

[formal umbra]

I learn new things every day

[hushed knoll]

Yeah I bet you would

Stacking boxes all day

[quaint verge]

its really dumb, but it works

[hushed knoll]

This isn’t crouching this is couching

[formal umbra]

I love jank in games sm

its why I love the plasma reload cancel

[ornate bone]

I mean, I wouldn't say having to full saw 2 or 3 times to kill 1 crusher/mauler is "well" :p

[royal vortex]

u dont

[brazen umbra]

overwhelmimg fire seems really good on a gun with no ability to hit multiple targets

[royal vortex]

for some of the weapons it takes buffs or somewhat specific setups but u can one shot with both new chaxe and evis

[ornate bone]

You can 1 shot with the new ones only?

[royal vortex]

old ones will with chastise

well the chainaxe might im not quite sure but i know evis you have to chastise for

[quaint verge]

new chaxe one shot

[formal umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj7UfgWYHiY

[quaint verge]

but i got god tier drop on it

[royal vortex]

newvis is bloodthirsty cara and a variable amount of momentum/sustained assault/disdain stacks (like a couple at most) depending on your damage stats

and it'll one shot anything with a heavy rev

[formal umbra]

it feels SO good

[quaint verge]

well, semi-god tier

[formal umbra]

good damage on bosses too

[quaint verge]

HT is t3

[royal vortex]

😔

[formal umbra]

charging when you heavy rev a crusher one shots them and its the BEST

[royal vortex]

newvis one shots a mauler on just a rev heavy to the body iirc

[formal umbra]

mhm

[ornate bone]

So why take oldvis?

[royal vortex]

better horde performance

[formal umbra]

p easy to hit the body too

[ornate bone]

Ah

[royal vortex]

the h1 isn't target capped

(the rest of the moves have a target cap of 4)

new one does fine at hordes its just not quite as good

[ornate bone]

Wait which one is capped for what?

[royal vortex]

with no buffs up you need flak

[quaint verge]

it means that the no dmg after 4th hit

on a swing

[royal vortex]

both eviscerators have target damage caps of 4 (you can still stagger more enemies with cleave)

[quaint verge]

it will still stagger, but without dmg

[royal vortex]

the old one doesn't specifically on its heavy 1

[ornate bone]

Really, just on h1?

[royal vortex]

yeah

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-load-dammit-gif-10570697

[ornate bone]

Thats so weird to me

[royal vortex]

there was a discourse for a while about how much worse the new evis is because of the target damage cap but ppl didnt realize the old one had damage caps on most of its moves

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/on-fire-cowboy-shooting-gun-gif-15317612

[quaint verge]

welcome to FS games

[ornate bone]

This just makes me wanna use chainsword instead :p

[quaint verge]

well, a FS game in development

[ornate bone]

I stopped using ogryn clubs cuz of the target limit. It's way too noticeable

[frank night]

On most 'infinite cleave' weapons the infinite comes with big *****

@royal vortex link the numbers

[ornate bone]

Oh not infinite

[royal vortex]

i mean the chainsword has pretty outstanding cleave damage profiles

[left iron]

I dunno, it looked neat

[royal vortex]

it has one of the fasest ttks vs poxwalkers in the game iirc

[open echo]

bricked?

[quaint verge]

you use the club for monstro-bullying part

[fresh nacelle]

bad zealot here. does until death have an obvious effect I should be able to notice?

[quaint verge]

not cleave

[ornate bone]

The shovel has a cap of 6, but that makes all the difference

[open echo]

yes

[royal vortex]

sustained fire to dumdum and sprint to elites/maniac/unyielding depending on what u want it to do and its not bad

u only really need flak + dumdum on a columnus

the other stuff is w/e

[open echo]

would sustained fire be useful?

[south folio]

as in besides the 5 second invulnerability or just that?

[quaint verge]

unyielding if you hate reapers

[royal vortex]

it's 20% damage on shots 2/3/4 in a salvo

if u burst fire columnus a lot

perhaps

[open echo]

i kinda fire it in bursts

[royal vortex]

then yea u can run that

and swap raking

[old wave]

guys how good is second wind

[royal vortex]

the ogryn shovels have uncapped damage

[fresh nacelle]

as in, for example, a camera lense effect or sound so I know I should not be hiding and be going ham.. I guess

I dunno

[open echo]

and now i'm broke :(

[ornate bone]

Only on headshots with brutal momentum

[royal vortex]

not true

[quaint verge]

still searching for the 4x crusher kill

[royal vortex]

mk3 heavy 2

the last number in the cleave distribution shows the final value for each enemy at that order and beyond

if it was capped it would be 0

[ornate bone]

What is that pic from?

[royal vortex]

https://dt.wartide.net/calc/

[ornate bone]

Omfg

[royal vortex]

super useful tool for stuff like this

ripped straight from the lua for its values iirc

[ornate bone]

Wait, how do you get to these values? What do you put in?

[royal vortex]

there's a thing on the left that says select weapon

you find the weapon you want in the (annoyingly formatted) list and then you can click its attacks to see the damage breakdowns

[south folio]

there may or may not be, but I usually do look at my health to see when until death has procced

[fresh nacelle]

swift certainty. like, if im sprinting, can I be hit? what does dodging mean?

[royal vortex]

ive gotten 3 crushers twice now

but im burnt out on ogryn

[south folio]

since the invulnerability period means that i have all the mental space to look at my healthbar

[royal vortex]

there's an effect where sprinting at an angle with stamina causes you not to be hit by gunfire

[quaint verge]

Same here

[royal vortex]

it extends this effect to sprinting without stamina

[south folio]

by default, when you sprint, you gain ranged i-frames to ranged attacks in a ~60 degree cone to your sides

[ornate bone]

@royal vortex tyvm for that, gonna check it out. Are you sure its updated?

[royal vortex]

yup, very recently actually

like a week ago it didnt have the new weapons

[ornate bone]

Baller

[quaint verge]

Btw Josho, did you see the chat where dough confirmed that Stan was a horse?

[royal vortex]

it unfortunately doesn't really work with chain weapons that have shred ticks/the ironhelm hammer and it doesn't have talents but it is a very useful tool for labbing stuff

[royal vortex]

yes lmao

[quaint verge]

[ornate bone]

I wanted to specifically look at the hammers...

[royal vortex]

f

it works for crucis

[ornate bone]

Doesnt seem to work on the phone at all anyway

[quaint verge]

Try desktop mode?

[royal vortex]

i think the cleave on ironhelm special breaks it for whatever reason

[ornate bone]

Too lazy, I'll just check later xD

[royal vortex]

ok actually i amend my statement i think it works for special attacks on the chainsword and chaxe

but also breaks for the (old) eviscerator because of the cleave

yeah newvis rev'd heavies show the proper total damage

so old eviscerator and ironhelm are the ones it doesn't work for

[quaint verge]

Think crab made a video of ironhelm special

Cleave DMG and all

[royal vortex]

hm i might be wrong

[desert yarrow]

If 4 stealth zealots with Thunder Hammers hit the twins at the same time could they one shot it ?

[royal vortex]

no

[exotic portal]

nop

[quaint verge]

There is a DMG cap for the twins

[royal vortex]

the thammer's crazy boss damage is from a huge unyielding multiplier on special

[quaint verge]

On one hit

[royal vortex]

it's not a great weapon for the karnak twins because they have no unyielding bodyparts

[copper hawk]

chainaxe

xii

do dat

[quaint verge]

Unless I'm mistaken

[desert yarrow]

You can still stealth hit them tho, ive done it. 1/5th of their hp or was it 1/6th

[olive raven]

Chain weapons and Rashad do better versus twins

[formal umbra]

yeah I use evis for twins

[royal vortex]

yea but a stealth hammer build can one-tap reg bosses

it can work

but i think chain weaps are generally better

xii chaxe has better flak boss dps compared to thammer too afaik

[quaint verge]

Chaxe can infact deal like 80-90% of the shield on heavy rev on the twins

[royal vortex]

yup

shreds shields too

[olive raven]

Ya

[royal vortex]

chain weaps are generally more practical for the hm fight

can never go wrong with rashad either because that weapon just kills everything

[quaint verge]

Left click axe

[olive raven]

Yea rashad does good damage to all the elites + shield + twins

It’s my go to cuz I fucking hate chain stuff

Jank ass motion sickness inducing shit

[royal vortex]

i love when it makes my camera do a 180 because the enemy im sawing runs through me

[copper hawk]

do u have bob on by chance

[olive raven]

*for the twins

[olive raven]

Maybe but can’t check rn cuz in Denmark

[royal vortex]

ive completely lost my bearings because a chain weapon throws my camera in a stupid direction

very fun stuff

[olive raven]

doing auric maelstrom with pre buff chain axes

Was

Horrendous

[formal umbra]

hey so like. do I just happen to get lucky with melk and brunt's shops for curios or should I start rolling for defensive trinkets. idk where everyone is getting such good ones

[royal vortex]

i used it a handful of times right after sycorax released

[ornate bone]

I haven't played in a month but man spam light still work.

[olive raven]

Don’t roll

It’s just waiting for emperors gifts

[formal umbra]

thanks

[olive raven]

You don’t need to get a maxed one

[exotic portal]

use to have 2-3 in 193 pluss

[formal umbra]

[royal vortex]

you check the shops and hope you get something with decent stats, you can modify two rolls on a curio so you only need 1 good perk which makes it not as awful as it used to be

[olive raven]

A 16 or 20% curios is still good

[copper hawk]

4got Darktide was illegal in Denmark

[olive raven]

You just want the one in the shop to be

[copper hawk]

My bad

[formal umbra]

ye ye thats what I do

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-pilgrim-wallace-wells-wallace-wallace-scott-pilgrim-adrian-gif-2970544437268353533

[royal vortex]

if you have 10k marks and nothing you want to spend it on you can drop them all on random curios

[copper hawk]

Bwehehehe..

[royal vortex]

i did it for psyker, i got the curios i wanted

[quaint verge]

Rødgrød med fløde

[olive raven]

You just want a good perk for the first perk on it usually

[formal umbra]

mhm

[royal vortex]

but u have to be willing to drop a bunch of marks on shit that may or may not be totally worthless

[formal umbra]

ill just wait then

thanks!

[olive raven]

Ah, nej ikke taler dansk

[royal vortex]

i did it literally the day they introduced shared account wallets

[exotic portal]

200 weekly points for a random one is also, "good".

[royal vortex]

cuz i was like, i dont wanna grind psyker curios

so i went to the casino and became the 10% of gamblers

[olive raven]

Wait shit i know that terms

Yea that shits fire Ann

[south folio]

you also lose your bearings without any extra help

[quaint verge]

It tastes so good that you will regret it the next day

[south folio]

we should play ammo raid more :)

[olive raven]

I prefer sugared strawberries tbh

[royal vortex]

fuck OFF it was lights out

and i was sleep deprived

[south folio]

it happened once on lights out and also on non-lights out

[royal vortex]

what

did it

[south folio]

yes

[copper hawk]

vacuum capsule

[royal vortex]

god damnit

cryonic rod

[south folio]

coping mechanisim

[quaint verge]

Haven't tried that

[south folio]

how the mighty fall

[quaint verge]

Vacuum capsule

[royal vortex]

@south folio new idea

[olive raven]

It’s really good.

What you do is take a bunch of strawberries, cut them in half. Absolutely douse them in sugar, let them sit in the cold for around an hour or so and then you can eat a very nice dessert.

[royal vortex]

my ff/ds brauto is like 20 dmg away from one shotting poxwalkers

if i put infested

on it

[olive raven]

@hushed knoll you can’t fuck this recipe up

[royal vortex]

i one shot them

[surreal marlin]

are machine guns any goood?

[olive raven]

Like

An IAG?

[quaint verge]

I should try that when the strawberry season is here

[royal vortex]

i can cleave 3 poxwalkers with ds up on agri

[olive raven]

Ah yea

[royal vortex]

this is like, over 100 poxwalkers killed

per mag

in ideal conditions

[south folio]

you're an insane person

[frank night]

this is not NATO standard

rejected

[royal vortex]

it is too late

i have plasteel to spare

[olive raven]

Dude even when jordbær are in season I can’t fucking find them

[frank night]

the next joke told during eating time will be fatal

[exotic portal]

warhammer pleasure worlds

[copper hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1028474300153471046/1188971949628608613/attachment-7-1.gif?ex=659c776a&is=658a026a&hm=3097b1c3ec840f441b1e47df1d731af069686c8a9f930a5c5a9d64c0c1a88640&

[violet hornet]

Just make sure you eat them within a day or two or they will get weird

[olive raven]

Netto gets emptied of them before 9am in København K

[royal vortex]

i can probably kill 2-3 hordes on my own with the 500+ bullets

that agri brauto gets

[olive raven]

Nah they last 3-4 days

If you put in fridge

[royal vortex]

this is a very strong reaction

to a simple suggestion

look at this godroll

i can swap both perks

reality can be whatever i want

[violet hornet]

They'll be edible but they'll continue to pull fluids from the strawberries and the texture will change significantly

[olive raven]

Well yea you don’t sugar them all at once lol

Unless you are me and really hungry

[quaint verge]

Sounds like a difficult task, i easily forget shite

[violet hornet]

Either that or my strawberries are overripe

[frank night]

do not desecrate this weapon

[olive raven]

Tbh if it’s for one person just do 1/4 a carton

[quaint verge]

The Danish strawberry season is godlike

[olive raven]

Ja

[royal vortex]

it yearns for blood

who am i to deny it

[olive raven]

I’m near Frederikssund right now and it’s sorta just depressing

[quaint verge]

Just don't let Stan sexualize it

[quaint verge]

Stormy Christmas

[ember yew]

unarmoured
infected
and you only shoot at trash

[olive raven]

depressing ass weather fr

[royal vortex]

so true

although i think i will keep flak for bruisers

[olive raven]

Danish summer was super nice tho

Was here from May 22 to August 26

[royal vortex]

wait

[olive raven]

Lejre and similar were v nice

[quaint verge]

It do be like that

[olive raven]

Aarhus is tbh my favorite city

[royal vortex]

@frank night nvm

i can take purge the unclean

for the extra infested

[south folio]

oh god

[royal vortex]

making this idea pointless

[olive raven]

København is too fuckin loud (I lived on Vestergade)

[royal vortex]

this weapons program will be shelved

[south folio]

kill josho

[frank night]

[quaint verge]

At least i got this goofball to keep me company

[royal vortex]

until the next meta-shattering balance pass

[frank night]

i need to stockpile more plasteel

[olive raven]

I also got nerve damage from being in Denmark

[quaint verge]

København is just eh

[sharp zodiac]

All I get weather wise are shitty sunny days

[frank night]

the last balance patch fugged up my armoury

[royal vortex]

im back up to 75k

[olive raven]

(I drank roughly 20 jaegerbombs a night)

[sharp zodiac]

Like no god I don't want to be blinded

[royal vortex]

nature is healing

[sharp zodiac]

Not fast enough

[frank night]

u dont get sympathy for shit u did to urself

[quaint verge]

Sounds about right

[royal vortex]

i told mankar my goal is 80k plasteel and 10 million ordos

WHAT DID I DO

TO MYSELF

[frank night]

not u

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/jesuschrist-jesus-christ-kid-giacomopisano-gif-19088356

[royal vortex]

o

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-king-crown-money-cash-gif-17571826

[royal vortex]

i had way more

[frank night]

the crazed jaegerbomber

[royal vortex]

right before pt2 dropped

[olive raven]

It’s got some cool stuff definitely but I lived in the nightlife street 💀 a bunch of American college students on a nightlife street with 15DKK jaegerbombs was a lethal combo

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-sam-jackson-shook-shocked-scary-gif-12899366

[olive raven]

I love my hands having nerve damage from it lmao

[royal vortex]

my peak

[quaint verge]

And for 25kr you could mix it with red bull

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-water-swimming-perfect-gif-19877762

[olive raven]

No no

It was like

15DKK for one with booster

Which tbh tasted better

Albeit you had to get that before

11PM

[royal vortex]

ive spent probs 90k plasteel since the update dropped

[quaint verge]

The happy hour

So happy that you forget the rest of the night

[exotic portal]

still no mk6 dagger w/ cara/unyielding and haymaker /lacerate

at380

[olive raven]

I had to fetch my friends at 4am with the sun coming out too many times

[royal vortex]

the patrician's choice is haymaker/executor for maximum cleave

[olive raven]

Lemme find deer pictures

[quaint verge]

Iirc they got a dumb name in Danish. Hjorte

Also I would say, Aarhus and Aalborg are one of the best cities in denmark

[olive raven]

me looking at some defending bleed

[olive raven]

Ja

Aarhus is so much nicer than København

[ornate bone]

I missed working at a college bar

[quaint verge]

Also Copenhagen is usually deserted around christmas

[olive raven]

Quieter, has all the same food options, etc

True it is

[ornate bone]

Half off drinks I'm dropping like 12 Jager bombs a night

[olive raven]

I’m going into København on uh

Friday

[quaint verge]

All the jyder comes home for christmas

[olive raven]

To buy gifts for roommates back in America

[ornate bone]

Now I live in a small podunk town with one bar and 3 of the same restaurant 😭

[olive raven]

Odense is nice too but it’s sorta meh

[quaint verge]

Do remember to take the VAT money back, unless you also pay vat In us

[olive raven]

Nah

I can’t really

Nor do I give a shit too

Danish passport makes it hard to justify

[quaint verge]

Ye Odense is on

Ok*

[surreal marlin]

headhunter or braced autos

[quaint verge]

Just show citizenship for US

[olive raven]

Getting my CPR number this summer was nice

Cause before it was

BIRTHDAY-XXXX

literally didn’t have a usable one

Lovely being a 2nd class citizen till this summer

[olive raven]

Eh

I’m buying like

Chocolate

I’m not spending 100’s

[quaint verge]

If you kept all the recipes from day one, you could have gotten all the VAT money

[olive raven]

Ann dw

VAT isn’t the concern to me

[quaint verge]

Vat return last 3months or so

Imagine all the jagerbombs you could have bought with the Vat

[olive raven]

Don’t have to, credit card has a lovely limit

[quaint verge]

As long as you are enjoying the Danish weather

[frank night]

weather so good it makes u invade britain

[olive raven]

Oh last summer was beautiful

[quaint verge]

It was, but the year before was just warm as fuck

[olive raven]

Yea 💀

[quaint verge]

30°C with no wind

Lovely

[olive raven]

smh I forget Danes consider that warm

[quaint verge]

In the shades

[olive raven]

ain’t got nothing on the Aussie winters smh

[quaint verge]

I'm from Greenland and that's hella warm for me

[olive raven]

Ah makes sense

I’m Aussie so 30c is just nice weather 💀

[quaint verge]

At least greenlandic 30°C is bearable

Dry arctic zone

[left iron]

[quaint verge]

Danish weather is just humid

[left iron]

Sounds fucking horrible

[quaint verge]

Happens like once every 3year or so

[left iron]

At least it isnt 35C humid no wind

I live next to the ocean

Fml

[quaint verge]

The shades are like 12°c while the sunny side is 30+°C

[olive raven]

Listen

Thailand weather was

Horrendous

40c+ at 99% humidity

[quaint verge]

I can imagine

Did you develop gills or not?

[olive raven]

I wish 💀

[quaint verge]

I mean. Every city/town is by the ocean in Greenland
This was my view growing up

And the nightview

[dusky dust]

we all die ?

[thick nacelle]

yes

[sharp zodiac]

No

I live forever

[thick nacelle]

How ?

[sharp zodiac]

Built different

[thick nacelle]

Hmmm

[sharp zodiac]

And believing that dying is heresy

[thick nacelle]

Dying is duty

[left iron]

I took this while i was getting back home with my shitty camera. Sorta similar vibes here without the ocean

And we dont have as many auroras over here

[dusky dust]

death for The Mankind!

we need to close this warp eye !

[sharp zodiac]

Not to me

If I die I can't serve

If I can't serve I can't praise the emperor

If I can't praise the Emperor, well you already know

[exotic portal]

There is only war.

[dusky dust]

even to death. I serve the Omnissiah

[quaint verge]

Used to work for the tele company, so I travelled up north and took this pic.

[left iron]

Also, more fat cat

[thick nacelle]

Dying in the name of the god emperor is the best way of serving the imperium of mankind,

Those who are running from this inevitable fate are nothing but traitor and heretics

[quaint verge]

Chunky

[left iron]

[left iron]

I call him fatass

[thick nacelle]

Your soul belongs to the one and only emperor

[quaint verge]

Chuncat

[left iron]

And for some reason, he really likes me

Runs away from most other people

[quaint verge]

He likes the truth

[south folio]

magnetically attracted to psychopaths

[sharp zodiac]

I had a dog like that

And a bird but the bird bit my ear

So I named him Tyson

[left iron]

He would play Rimworld too, tis true

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/whitecat-cute-gif-1672028400853470139

[dusky dust]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-meme-face-cat-shocked-orange-cat-what-da-hell-gif-15285770798606642445

[naive star]

To brick or not to brick, that is the question

[exotic portal]

Strike down mace, eeh

https://tenor.com/view/vols-tennessee-volunteers-gif-23705043

[keen silo]

i got yeeted by an explosion
died twice

two fucking timesin one missiopn

i hate this

[uncut scaffold]

What's the dump stat on revolver? mobility?

[north sedge]

Always

[keen silo]

what does a perfect crusher look like

i dont reach much breakpoints for oneshots

is it normal

[formal umbra]

when I see a mauler and I've got my revolver

[latent python]

Ammo

[left iron]

Yo Melks cooking today

[formal umbra]

Ye ammo only helps reserves it's locked to 5 in the chamber

[latent python]

And the diff between 70% and 80% is like 2 bullets or something

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-shot-gif-4709290

[royal vortex]

it's not a one-shot bp weapon for the most part

[latent python]

Is 17% the highest it can go for toughness? Is there a fabled 18%?

[royal vortex]

with momentum/marty/sustained assault i think u can 1 tap shotgunners/gunners with the h1

[left iron]

17 is highest, this is a perfect curio

[exotic portal]

think 17 goes up to 79 prob 17 as 80 too

[left iron]

5 tough 5 health 20 gunner resist

[royal vortex]

any combo of flak/unyielding/maniac/cara is fine for perks

[latent python]

x3 of that, perfection

[frozen glen]

put elites on it

[royal vortex]

put donuts on it

wrong thing

[left iron]