Would love to get a 40 and some sampler shots but pockets not really out here for that.
#zealot-class
mystic ether
median steeple
royal vortex
the most value u can get out of trickshooter is running exe stance deadshot + reciprocity vet
because it minimizes the god awful spread
frank night
remember to scream HELLO at your gun
median steeple
gotta give compliments to it so it shoots better and harder
frank night
I went off the idea of it when I realised it was a brace not an ADS
the second I equip a brace gun I will be cursed with teammates who cannot see any target that is standing more than 20 meters away
median steeple
vision based off movement ass teammates
frank night
i plink plink plink passive aggressively at the sniper standing on the opposite side of consignment yard with my brauto
median steeple
amoebas if you will
gilded coral
are bleed builds viable? like lacerate and flesh tearer?
ornate bone
ornate bone
The average player is now expected to do auric solos
royal vortex
does he mean solo as in a true solo or solo queueing into a pub
ornate bone
Gunner is literally useless, don't talk to me until you can do auric solos
royal vortex
because i have seen ppl use the second definition quite often
ornate bone
I don't know, but I don't think you should talk to me until you clear auric solo
Peasant
frank night
is weird posting about playing a team game without teammates going to be the new annoying guy thing
median steeple
the reddit comments are not to be pondered on less you become mad
royal vortex
absolute degenerate gameplay
very uninteresting i dont want u to watch it but i did it
ornate bone
The guy reeks of "I'm better than everyone else because I did an SL1 run in Dark Souls"
ornate bone
Josh took the most unpleasant road
frank night
very uninteresting i dont want u to watch it but i did it
im at least 95% sure u only did this so u can quote it as a source when some rando begins randomly pinging people about doing true solos
royal vortex
i wanted to see if there was legitimately any reason people would complain about ppl doing this
and its like
its so unfun
cuz this was back when uhh
stealth was new new
olive raven
Fair points
ornate bone
If I was to guess
royal vortex
and ppl were fucking malding
but it's not even cool enough to become a prevalent problem
ornate bone
Solo runs are mostly movetech, killing jack shit and stealthing
royal vortex
Solo runs are mostly movetech, killing jack shit and stealthing
no no no not true
frank night
ppl are still malding about stealth knife zealots
ornate bone
Aw
royal vortex
there's the stealth speedruns yea
but ppl will do true solos where they actually kill stuff
ornate bone
No way
royal vortex
crab did one with crusher columnus brauto back before p13 released
raven swan
Finally
royal vortex
like there's a lotta speedruns abusing AI director capping out the spawns
but it is legitimately possible to true solo w/o doing that its just WAY fkin harder
royal vortex
im at least 95% sure u only did this so u can quote it as a source when some ran...
uhhh
i will dm you the answer
frank night
the 'challenge run' rabbit hole is never ending
like the seethe guy vid the dude was audibly worried about it being considered 'speed running' at the end
sharp zodiac
Just like your job search
median steeple
Dont talk to me unless you beat hard mode blindfolded and using your feet
ornate bone
Namely all 2 of them
frank night
Be polite France
ornate bone
Were knife zealots
ornate bone
I think I'll do a psyker one
royal vortex
the stealth classes are the ez true solos
frank night
any true solo u post has at least a 50/50 chance of getting some weirdo posting on it about how it's not a 'real' true solo
sharp zodiac
you foul creature
I am no polish
ornate bone
Me when I don't kill 75% of the enemies that spot me, so I'm not really playing the game
royal vortex
any true solo u post has at least a 50/50 chance of getting some weirdo posting ...
all of my solo clutches feel way less impressive when i watch them back
frank night
they will get you with the 'speed running' or 'exploit' or some other inane bullshit
sharp zodiac
My last one was literally just
Standoff between this Reaper and a sniper
coarse birch
Then i watch and im like damn i dodged a single trapper
sharp zodiac
I almost lost that duel
ornate bone
all of my solo clutches feel way less impressive when i watch them back
Sounds like a personal issue
frosty herald
They should put a penitent engine in the game
raven swan
gz, still trying to grind that nightmare.
There is a strat
frank night
if u post true solos at me i will spray you with deoderant if i ever find u irl
polar nexus
I almost lost that duel
It's maddening to die from a stray bullet because your toughness wasn't full after killing an entire army of elites
ashen prairie
There is a strat
it probably involves 4 players hitting the bell and then not dieing after 20 seconds, which most runs seem to fail
(it tends to be the psykers who get downed from full when you blink)
sharp zodiac
I should buy a game
frank night
which game
sharp zodiac
which game
Hmmm
olive raven
Run for your life simulator
frank night
Clutching gets easier the more effectively you can run away like a little bitch
frank night
ur mentally diseased
but i'd say risk of rain depending on your interests
isnt 59 euro going to stretch a bit further than a game as old as ds 1 tho
frank night
on clutches every clutch i have failed has failed because ive had a point where i've started to stand and fight
steel sedge
it probably involves 4 players hitting the bell and then not dieing after 20 sec...
tried doing it 5 times today. all failed. i really need a good set of teammates that can get me trough it
frank night
every clutch ive clutched has been because i ran away like a squirrely MF
sharp zodiac
And then make a verdict
ornate bone
And I tink the worst part is
frank night
if you've played any of the following dark souls games you'll find it incredibly easy
ornate bone
Even if I was to put effort into actually recording a true solo run just out of spite for the guy
His pride would just make him go "cool, I'm still right about gunner resist being useless tho"
modest rampart
Theres certainly a lot of "old game cheese" in DS1
frank night
ur not going to win a petty fight against a guy who unironically seethed for an entire month
or is that a different guy
ornate bone
I hope it's the same guy honestly
ember yew
His pride would just make him go "cool, I'm still right about gunner resist bein...
if the game would allow to stack 100% gunner resist
i would do that
frank night
ppl get rly fkn weird about enemy resist
modest rampart
But still if you complete it, gz dude its still hard
frank night
cos they will instantly go 'CLEARLY you die CONSTANTLY to that enemy and I am BETTER THAN YOU'
i think it's been an argument in here like twice
frank night
I got like
u replied the wrong thing u buttery french toast
ornate bone
Yeah, it's like super idiotic
north sedge
i take flesh tearer lacerate resist
ornate bone
It's like saying people wear seatbelts because they keep crashing their car
ember yew
olive raven
I hate seeing people say
“Buh buh but! The gunners still hurt!”
Yea no shit, it just hurts less
I wish someone went into the psyk
And recorded a side by side
To show why it’s good
modest rampart
2 gunner + 1 sniper is what i run
ornate bone
Kevlar is useless, eating a shot still can cause internal injury and since the kevlar is meant to protect you, it's not doing its job well
frank night
no one is allowed to go into the meat grinder
fleet zealot
Kevlar is useless, eating a shot still can cause internal injury and since the k...
It is meant to make it less lethal
ornate bone
Exactly
ornate bone
The one they renamed to- that
fleet zealot
But kevlar is good
frosty herald
Tldr
fleet zealot
Id rather take any advantage i can have when getting shot
frosty herald
Dont get domed by a rubber bullet in a china lake
ornate bone
Same
ashen prairie
tried doing it 5 times today. all failed. i really need a good set of teammates ...
five? I have dozens of attempts. It really does need good teamwork, there is little one can do alone when a bunch of ragers spawn on top of you while a twin is on you as well.
ornate bone
Even by elimination you reach gunner resist
fleet zealot
Need anti rager weapon
modest rampart
Kevlar is useless, eating a shot still can cause internal injury and since the k...
Seatbelts are useless, being in a car accident can still cause internal injury and since the seat belt is meant to protect you, it's not doing its job well
olive raven
tried doing it 5 times today. all failed. i really need a good set of teammates ...
Take 4 zealots. Rashad + IAG. Profit.
ornate bone
Stamina regen on zealot is unnecessary and on psyker you just get the funny delay
sharp zodiac
u replied the wrong thing u buttery french toast
DONT BE RUDE
ornate bone
Block you could use maybe one
fleet zealot
And not like, anti one rager
ornate bone
Sprint no
fleet zealot
Anti rager crowds
frank night
DONT BE RUDE
WHERE IS THE LIST
olive raven
Stamina regen on zealot is unnecessary and on psyker you just get the funny dela...
1 stamina regen is acceptable on zealot tbh
sharp zodiac
WHERE IS THE LIST
STOP SHOUTING
I went with risk of rain because I've already seen enough stuff about ds1 that it wouldn't give me any interesting experience
ornate bone
My guy is reading that people can run 2 or 3 gunner resist
frank night
that's got to leave you with like
ornate bone
And acting like it's going to fuck their entire build like they don't have 6 or 7 perks left
frank night
still 19 euro or so
ornate bone
It's so much straw-grasping with these people
modest rampart
Stardew valley always a nice pickup
frank night
holy moly risk of rain 2 is like £10
ornate bone
The best ground they'll give you is "I don't disagree"
lusty orbit
STOP SHOUTING
I went with risk of rain because I've already seen enough stuff a...
i must shout
ornate bone
Man, I fucking hate "I don't disagree"
sharp zodiac
still 19 euro or so
I got the bundle with the dlc so I got lil left
fleet zealot
Toughness hp, and mix of gunner and sniper resist
ornate bone
It's like when you want to agree with someone, but still be a bitch about it
fleet zealot
Pretty sure martyr can go 3x sniper resistance and just tank shots for breakfast lunch and dinner
ornate bone
Toughness hp, and mix of gunner and sniper resist
It's what I run on zealot
frosty herald
https://tenor.com/view/here-ein-euro-ein-euro-egoist-one-euro-gif-21607656
i can relate
ornate bone
My curios are pretty much toughness 3x, gunner 2x, sniper 1x and 3 free slots for something else
timid mortar
picture looks .. wrong.
Is that how it looks on XboX?
frosty herald
i too become consumed by rage when i lose mijn euro
fleet zealot
15% hp is worth it
frosty herald
sharp zodiac
https://tenor.com/view/here-ein-euro-ein-euro-egoist-one-euro-gif-21607656
I'm saving it in case my brother gives me an extra gift of money
fleet zealot
Especially with bleed for the emperor and restoring faith
Also gives you like
5 extra hp points when you proc holy revenant
frank night
what r u gonna get if u get extra euros
fleet zealot
No cute clothes tho but i can use christmas money on that
frank night
are you telling me this or ur gacha addiction
frosty herald
i got legos
sharp zodiac
are you telling me this or ur gacha addiction
..
I will resist
Maybe
Unless eyepatch daddy shows up
frank night
this looks like cyberpunk genshin
sharp zodiac
Nuh uh
sharp zodiac
BOOBS
night cypress
cant go wrong
frank night
all gacha has boobs
spare talon
It's their biggest selling point
frosty herald
Azur lane has biggest boobs
night cypress
It's their biggest selling point
Lol
frank night
yamato pls dont start doing what you're about to do
frosty herald
spare talon
Lol
I just realized that what I said could be taken two ways
I didn't even mean it like that lmao
frank night
night cypress
that doesn't look like boobs smh
night cypress
argonian moment
fading vale
sharp zodiac
Azur lane has biggest boobs
Nothing can top that and I'm not even gonna try to
spare talon
I play games to play the games tho
I'd be doing something entirely different if I wanted to see boobs
frank night
sure, jan
spare talon
So people playing gacha games just doesn't make sense to me
sharp zodiac
The character design ain't as good
sharp zodiac
We do not speak of kashino
spare talon
I have no idea what that is
I don't reside in the realm of the mentally ill so if that's a gacha game then I wouldn't know ab it
royal vortex
I don't reside in the realm of the mentally ill so if that's a gacha game then I...
you're in the dt discord the fuck u talkin about
night cypress
I play games for the designs
def not me when i play fallout LOL
ornate bone
I'm gonna try uh
vocal pulsar
i play 40k games for sister of battle momy uppies
frosty herald
Luv me ac6
frank night
im afraid ur a poster in zel chat you have lost your normie card
spare talon
you're in the dt discord the fuck u talkin about
Listen
Only a crumb of mental illness
It doesn't hold a candle to what I'm talking about
ornate bone
Crusher spinned around to overhead me
Though I forgot in my funny buildcrafting I left myself with 130 toughness
night cypress
Crusher spinned around to overhead me
got crushed?
sharp zodiac
def not me when i play fallout LOL
Fallout is a 2 sided coin for me
night cypress
Fallout is a 2 sided coin for me
what context
frank night
im waiting for the day a genuine no mutants allowed poster shows up
(everything after fallout 2 is BLASPHEMY)
night cypress
kill him
frank night
depends why
spare talon
I can play them
I just dont have any fun when doing sk
night cypress
new vegas is bae
spare talon
I've played new Vegas too
frozen ibex
Stamina regen on zealot is unnecessary and on psyker you just get the funny dela...
Me running triple stamina regen and triple toughness regen on zealot. 
spare talon
It's not like i actively dislike the games tho
It's just that I extract not a single ounce of fun or joy from them
frank night
u posted u could not stand them a literal minute ago i am faulting you on consistency
no treat for you
spare talon
They are just me doing the actions of what the gameplay dictates
Not me playing the game
spare talon
Which i find really fucking weird since I've played skyrim like 7 times
frank night
the fallout 3 map was cool but odd in the overall fallout setting
washington looked like it was nuked last week
spare talon
And will likely do so in the future again
coarse birch
I have yet to beat skyrim
Ive started it like 3 times
Gotten to level 20-30
Then lost interest
sharp zodiac
what context
Gaming and uh, lewd
ornate bone
Oh wow, true solo psyker without trauma staff and fire shriek is a bit hard
Who'da thunk
Anyway, pízza time
royal vortex
purg is too positionally limiting for a true solo i feel
coarse birch
Yeah thats my thought
Youd be forced into certain options for gunners and bombers
Youd need assail p much
I should try true solo at some point
But i know if i try it i will not rest till i get it
pine garnet
build
coarse birch
Build?
north sedge
Build!
gilded coral
Build.
royal vortex
CONSTRUCT
coarse birch
Also nice pfp
sharp zodiac
Create
frank night
c
night cypress
reate
coarse birch
Deviate
whole vapor
Permeate
night cypress
Lactate
whole vapor
Castrate
frank night
mods taze her ass
indigo quartz
10% specials -> maniac
rev it up -> headtaker?
fleet zealot
coarse birch
10% specials -> maniac
rev it up -> headtaker?
Or slaughterer yeah
Uh you dont need maniac though iirc
I think carapace will you get you crusher one shot i need to double check new chaxe BPs tho
north sedge
It will
coarse birch
is that one shot without chastise or with
ik new evis cant one shot without chastise or a lot of buffs
vestal gull
coarse birch
Check the difference between damage stats with inspect
If its notable right
Although you might feel that cleave targets a little bit
So id go with right either way honestly
sharp zodiac
Hmmmmmm
Needs more.................................................................................................................yeah
fleet zealot
lawbinger
north sedge
is that one shot without chastise or with
Chaxe does not need chastise
next chasm
mk15?
coarse birch
Actually i think i got mk15 to do it with assault stacks + bloodthirsty and a backstab
next chasm
What weapon is Mk15?
royal vortex
ik new evis cant one shot without chastise or a lot of buffs
bloodthirsty + carapace
coarse birch
New evis
royal vortex
maybe 1-2 stacks of sustained assault or disdain
next chasm
Ah, right.
coarse birch
You need disdain/assault yeah
royal vortex
but like
coarse birch
And bloodthirsty
royal vortex
if u dont have sustained assault
coarse birch
As well as good stats
royal vortex
what da hell u doing
coarse birch
I found a backstab was better with backstab node too
But HS is close enough you dont need to go out of your way for it
Its like one more stack
royal vortex
I found a backstab was better with backstab node too
getting the bloodthirsty evis os is already kinda impractical tbh
awkward to play around cuz its a chain weap
coarse birch
Yeah i would just chastise
royal vortex
having to backstab as well would just make it irritating
twilit sonnet
What blessings do you use for a bolter? Using it on knife zealot bc throwing knives kinda cover revolver enough
coarse birch
Or hope someone hit it like once
royal vortex
pf + cavalcade
coarse birch
Pinning cava
sharp zodiac
Or surgical
/J
twilit sonnet
Ty
coarse birch
Shattering if it gets fixed
royal vortex
shattering impact is only 10% brittleness per shot at t4, it was already kinda meh but now its just awful
coarse birch
Yeah i def wouldn't use it now
night cypress
whats some good blessings for knife?
royal vortex
uncanny + executor or precog
indigo quartz
I think carapace will you get you crusher one shot i need to double check new ch...
ty
sharp zodiac
You type too fast you fucking frog
night cypress
got uncanny currenly right
royal vortex
You type too fast you fucking frog
rude what da hell
sharp zodiac
Evil arc
coarse birch
Luna I feel like you felt bad after typing that
sharp zodiac
Kind of
twilit sonnet
French flag, calling someone named Japan a frog
sharp zodiac
I experienced remorse like that one fucked up evil creature
sharp zodiac
Yes
night cypress
bit harsh
sharp zodiac
I'm sorry frog I've changed in judgment
royal vortex
they are simply jealous of my superiority
coarse birch
You are better at the game than me
royal vortex
with my hour count i would fkin hope so lol
quaint verge
they are simply jealous of my superiority
royal vortex
lmfao
coarse birch
Playing with arco made me realize while i am good i still have a lot i can get better at
Like i didnt die he just did more than me
And i was like damn hes just on it
royal vortex
i didnt start to properly get good until i started playing with ppl from here
coarse birch
Yeah ive just done 900 hours of randos
royal vortex
because i had no idea what standard to compare myself to
quaint verge
And i was like damn hes just on it
It's his extra cooling fan that keeps him going
coarse birch
And friends
royal vortex
and what works in pubs does not translate to working when u have competent ppl who will outperform u
nah i had friends they all just
stopped playing
royal vortex
i had a buddy i was doing the harder difs with then he quit before getting his last char to 30
obsidian ore
hey guys, ive posted this before but
sharp zodiac
Played two games, one with randos and in a competent group with brain burst psyker
daring blaze
So you got carried and got so embarassed you got good?
royal vortex
we accidentally queued for a damnation and spent like 50 mins in it lol
royal vortex
f
coarse birch
I should play with people in here more im just shy and i feel like everyone already has there people
sharp zodiac
The comparison between special kills and who killed more in those two were very far apart
royal vortex
the only ppl i dont play with are the guys here who have some sort of personality disorder
and are just dicks over nothing
coarse birch
So i should just ask more is what your saying
royal vortex
royal vortex
going to KILL arco i offered to help him with hm twins and he never fkin replied
coarse birch
I do feel like people ask and then get sent to lfg but people at least know me
night cypress
I should play with people in here more im just shy and i feel like everyone alre...
nah alot of people dont have anyone to play with.. like me LOL
daring blaze
Doing twins with a premade spoils the challenge
royal vortex
generally if u know ppl here theyre more open to playing
coarse birch
going to KILL arco i offered to help him with hm twins and he never fkin replied
I asked the same but he said he was fixing his sleep schedule
sharp zodiac
I got pubs and like the 1% of friends who bother running aruic damn
royal vortex
thats fair hes on at random hours
every time ive played with him has been like 6am my time lol
sharp zodiac
Timezones can also be a factor
coarse birch
Yeah last time we played it was like 1 or something
coarse birch
Are you est
royal vortex
left
coarse birch
Josho
sharp zodiac
Oh
royal vortex
Are you est
of course
night cypress
right
steel sedge
finally beat the twins on damnation++
night cypress
brains
royal vortex
finally beat the twins on damnation++
pog
coarse birch
I need to do that
sharp zodiac
I eat other people's brains and gain their knowledge
night cypress
yikes
coarse birch
Doing it with randoms was killing my enjoyment of the game
royal vortex
i managed to beat twins hm with 3 ppl who hadnt by the power of micromanaging their build
sharp zodiac
I just don't eat anyone's in the zel chat cause god knows what kinds of info I'm getting
royal vortex
the fight is just a knowledge check really
coarse birch
I eat other people's brains and gain their knowledge
If i ate yours would i get all the knowledge
night cypress
I just don't eat anyone's in the zel chat cause god knows what kinds of info I'm...
cant eat mine; nothing there anyway
royal vortex
focus rodin, stay towards the center of the room, head on a swivel for elites
daring blaze
the fight is just a knowledge check really
And a DPS check
royal vortex
at least 1 dude brings a brauto/columnus iag or heavy stubber for gunning down shields and its ez
coarse birch
focus rodin, stay towards the center of the room, head on a swivel for elites
People just get caught by elites, dont clear bombs, or focus melee cause they cant block and dodge
Randos at least
royal vortex
pubs love doing dumb shit
sharp zodiac
Randy Rando
daring blaze
I got lucky
royal vortex
the fight was really infuriating until someone told me how bombs work because i never figured it out when the twins would spawn randomly
sharp zodiac
I thought I did it, but I didn't apparently
night cypress
to be fair i still need to do the twins but i kinda suck against em lol
sharp zodiac
I just never felt like actually getting it
night cypress
even as zealot
royal vortex
to be fair i still need to do the twins but i kinda suck against em lol
if u wanna get real tryhardy u can roll 3x hp curios with corruption res and bring beacon of purity (corruption clear over time)
coarse birch
I like new evis/laspistol for it cause laspistol is decent at kiting and clearing ragers and the speed is nice for clearing bombs
royal vortex
i have a loadout slot for the twins fight for the next time i help ppl do it
night cypress
if u wanna get real tryhardy u can roll 3x hp curios with corruption res and bri...
i have that pretty much
whole vapor
How do you clear bombs
coarse birch
But there are better options
royal vortex
How do you clear bombs
run over em
daring blaze
the fight was really infuriating until someone told me how bombs work because i ...
wym by never figured out?
coarse birch
They have a delay before blowing up
quaint verge
How do you clear bombs
Activate it on the outer rim, and run out
night cypress
And take em out to dinner
true; that'll work
night cypress
let me try that in a pub now
quaint verge
i think u can run straight through em
With Momentum build up, yes
sharp zodiac
They have a delay before blowing up
They make a very lound EEERIIREEEE
Sound
Before blowing up
royal vortex
oh man a dd + scriers psyker with knife or ds4
running through all the bombs when the movespeed buffs are up
would be funny
coarse birch
i think u can run straight through em
So long as you don't get caught by something you can just sprint through them yeah
Even dodging is fast enough
night cypress
is bleed any good? curios.
whole vapor
Which voice line to deactivate bombs?
coarse birch
Just dont get caught by one or your stunned for long enough to get mistaken for being afk
royal vortex
is bleed any good? curios.
you need uncanny strike because the rending applies to dot
sharp zodiac
is bleed any good? curios.
Ehh not really
coarse birch
Bleed is mid
royal vortex
if you wanna run bleed on like a knife you take flesh tearer, never lacerate
night cypress
you need uncanny strike because the rending applies to dot
right
royal vortex
the bleed talent is decent cuz it gives crit chance
coarse birch
Flesh is the only worthwhile one
night cypress
if you wanna run bleed on like a knife you take flesh tearer, never lacerate
oh hmm alright
slow galleon
Bleed is more of an enabler or breakpoint tool now. Damage by itself is no longer good enough
coarse birch
Lacerate BLOWS stay far away
quaint verge
daring blaze
I like a good bit of bleed
sharp zodiac
Don't be like me
royal vortex
i would generally prefer precog or executor on a knife but uncanny is the only mandatory blessing
sharp zodiac
Who got manipulated by a Darktide yt into putting on rending backstab lacerate
night cypress
Lacerate BLOWS stay far away
yikes i have that on it now xD
ima have to get more plasteel to re-roll this knife
sharp zodiac
Not even fucking uncanny
coarse birch
Unfort lacerate is just an anti knife blessing
coarse birch
You never really wanna bodyshot past a backstab with knife and lacerate is less bleedstacks than flesh anyway
royal vortex
Unfort lacerate is just an anti knife blessing
so im willing to give fs devs a lot of charity for how the game turned out due to time constraints
but
FUCK ME
WHY IS IT A BLESSING
royal vortex
lacerate legitimately is so conceptually stupid it shouldve never made it past the elevator pitch
sharp zodiac
Wait that's a good question
daring blaze
We like to lacerate
royal vortex
why would you put it on a weapon that only does significant damage on crit/headshot
sharp zodiac
It's like stabbing someone with a butterknife
delicate shadow
Run smackdown haymaker so you can have a shit knife without being a bleed dork 
sharp zodiac
Hell I think that would be more effective
coarse birch
Even for horde clear you just use the overhead push attack
coarse birch
So you dont proc lacerate
daring blaze
Lacerate is for all the times you miss
coarse birch
Pog
royal vortex
also like u laugh at me but im only mostly joking when i say that
the realistic version is uncanny/haymaker on mk6
coarse birch
I wanna use mk6 but it just feels wrong
sharp zodiac
I think I got a really good mk6 I've neglected harder than a middle child
sharp zodiac
Out of all weapons your Ironhelm
north sedge
It's like stabbing someone with a butterknife
sharp zodiac
which evis do u think this attack profile belongs to
Old
sharp zodiac
What
royal vortex
it's actually on both
BUT
this damage profile is only for the l4 on newvis
the other 3 lights use this for newvis
sharp zodiac
..ok
royal vortex
this is so fucking stupid
the l4 is a diagonal
which is why the damage profile is so marginally better
delicate shadow
the realistic version is uncanny/haymaker on mk6
That is what I have on my mk6
royal vortex
That is what I have on my mk6
based
daring blaze
Disgustingly resilient... is that Unyielding or Infested?
royal vortex
infested
coarse birch
You didnt see that
royal vortex
u can't delete that message
sharp zodiac
Yes I did
daring blaze
I did
daring blaze
I forgive you
coarse birch
Infested is like the least resilient armor
royal vortex
disgustingly_resilient refers to enemies corrupted by nurgle rot
and nurgle is like the guy who makes ur dudes slow and tanky
unyielding is resistant because theyre like naturally super hard to kill
daring blaze
Infested is like the least resilient armor
You missed the "disgustingly" part
sharp zodiac
Go on
daring blaze
It's what tipped me off
royal vortex
also the code names for shit dont make sense most of the time
coarse birch
So im using disgustingly in the wrong context
royal vortex
i can however confirm
coarse birch
The more you know
royal vortex
that if u were lightspamming on oldvis
u will be having a better time lightspamming on newvis
coarse birch
Who tf light spamming on old evis
royal vortex
the FUCK do you mean "who"
coarse birch
New evis is right there
fleet zealot
i'm gonna be gaming zealot so hard
royal vortex
people were doing it
daring blaze
Who tf light spamming on old evis
me
royal vortex
for so long
sharp zodiac
I won't admit to anything
coarse birch
I never saw people use evis tbh
sharp zodiac
Without a lawyer
coarse birch
Till p13
daring blaze
I tried it
sharp zodiac
I only run it with momentum
royal vortex
what the hell is this gigajuiced newvis push attack
coarse birch
New evis push fucks
daring blaze
It's the executioner's sword from Vermintide! wow!
sharp zodiac
Reminds me of the powersword but like not to this degree
coarse birch
Wait should i test push attack with bloodthirsty
coarse birch
And +cara
royal vortex
theres no way it works out that way
coarse birch
Id be shocked
sharp zodiac
It'd be radical dude
fleet zealot
not shocked, they buffed a lot of the chain weapon push attacks with rev
royal vortex
lmfao dont tell me this is real
fleet zealot
it used to be garbo
royal vortex
please god
coarse birch
Ill test it
sharp zodiac
Please be real it'll be so fucking funny
royal vortex
im logging on rn ill race u
sharp zodiac
My money's on yoshi
fleet zealot
also god damn, can't believe no one reacted to my death before dishonor arm warmers
sharp zodiac
I didn't notice shit hold on
subtle cedar
what the hell is this gigajuiced newvis push attack
is a thrist with a grind without revving
sharp zodiac
i'm gonna be gaming zealot so hard
radical
north sedge
The push attack on new chaxe is also weirdly strong
sharp zodiac
They really like push attacks
fleet zealot
i guess i'll have to come back at a busier time to attention beg
royal vortex
i thought i clicked cara
coarse birch
Bruh 😭
delicate shadow
Stoooopid smh
royal vortex
im so sorry
sharp zodiac
This bruh
daring blaze
ruined
sharp zodiac
Mods ban him
royal vortex
im fkin tired ok
daring blaze
RUINED!
delicate shadow
I’m a lil drunk so
north sedge
sharp zodiac
God dam it why is everyone either drunk or tired
delicate shadow
It’s Christmas
daring blaze
holy night
coarse birch
Crimmas
sharp zodiac
Pissmas
fleet zealot
i made homemade cookies
daring blaze
good night
sharp zodiac
What kind
delicate shadow
I’ve been boozed up since midday
sharp zodiac
Holy shit im so angry now
I just realized it's been 6 years since I've eaten gingerbread
fleet zealot
the brown dye didn't work so uhh, black tree bark
median steeple
God I need some crimis cookies now
sharp zodiac
the brown dye didn't work so uhh, black tree bark
I'd say it was lit by a tiny forest fire
median steeple
those look so good
fleet zealot
but the "brown" and red frosting in peppermint, green and yellow is vanilla, and the cookie is vanilla+almond
sharp zodiac
That decided to stop halfway because it didn't have the will to continue
coarse birch
Guys theres a godly mk6 hsword and i dont have the aquilas to buy it nor can i play
The one time
sharp zodiac
WHERE
sharp zodiac
Oh
coarse birch
Melk has given me something in months
sharp zodiac
I thought you meant aquillas like commodore
fleet zealot
even if it's a single item
coarse birch
Oh idk why i said aquilas
royal vortex
sharp zodiac
God dammnit
coarse birch
My bad luna
median steeple
nah we aint ever getting a good psword skin without a goofy ass camo on it
sharp zodiac
I fucking hope not
median steeple
We will get the leaked scion stuff 
coarse birch
The vet chest is cool
sharp zodiac
Im sitting on 4.1k and nothing has been good
Minus the vet chest
Tho I did buy the psyker hat and the vet helm
I'm the one on the left
north sedge
I liked zealot chest
coarse birch
Chest guy eh?
sharp zodiac
I need a good psykers chest
I'm tired of the Krieg one
Zel too
I want more
Like my vet
night cypress
im waiting for some backpacks
median steeple
god please
sharp zodiac
I'm annoyed I missed out on the previous armour that just got filtered out by the rogue trader
For vet
median steeple
there is a good one in the files but its for vet but maybe is might be multiclass
night cypress
smh want vox caster back
sharp zodiac
Other than ogryn
sharp zodiac
Oh I need to check melk
median steeple
the scion helmets have recolours of black and green so the backpacks might also be black
fleet zealot
criminal
sharp zodiac
Ah risk of rain 2 is installed
median steeple
caught red handed
sharp zodiac
What's that
night cypress
darksoul with guns
median steeple
pretty good game
median steeple
did you have a brain boil moment
royal vortex
ive been sitting here for 5 mins trying to remember what the fk i wanted to do
median steeple
ah yes the human experience in a nutshell
coarse birch
You were looking at new evis on wartide
royal vortex
yeah
i said that
im fucking stupid
i thought i clicked cara
i did not
i didnt click anything i stayed on flak and then just assumed it was cara
i blame alcoholism
royal vortex
i havent consumed a drop of alcohol in my life
median steeple
Jim Lahey maxing
royal vortex
but i am blaming alcoholism
coarse birch
Damn thats impressive actually
frank night
go the fk to sleep
median steeple
2nd hand alcoholism
vocal pulsar
i havent consumed a drop of alcohol in my life
based
steel sedge
he must have been an ant in his past life
coarse birch
I have drank but never been drunk
coarse birch
Im usually the one driving anyway
sharp zodiac
I see how you are
royal vortex
go the fk to sleep
why are YOU up
median steeple
Im so fucking tired of melk pushing knives onto me
slow galleon
Im so fucking tired of melk pushing knives onto me
Join the cult
median steeple
I havent gotten a hammer or crusher once in the past 3 weeks
steel sedge
I see how you are
got one thats bettter than that earlier for free off a mission
median steeple
Join the cult
I REFUSE to touch the knife
slow galleon
I *REFUSE* to touch the knife
Submit to our will. Use the Catachan Mk III Combat Blade
royal vortex
3 years off from being 30
newborn
coarse birch
Yeah damn
royal vortex
dude played dt in the womb
trim kindle
if you think about it hard enough you realize just how fucking badass zealots are, just regular ass humans slaughtering thousands upon thousands of heretics armed with nothing but a chainsword and their faith in the God-Emperor
median steeple
Submit to our will. Use the Catachan Mk III Combat Blade
My will is strong enough to refuse
I almost fell to the temptations of the heavy sword I can resist this
sharp zodiac
Why did 3 of my classes get this fucking contract
zealous basin
Why did 3 of my classes get this fucking contract
french
royal vortex
this looks to be a pact with satan written in some sort of demonic tongue
and not a darktide contract
sharp zodiac
Literature who would want to go through that
zealous basin
median steeple
melk might as well be satan
royal vortex
Literature who would want to go through that
the word u are looking for is "literally" but "literature" is so much funnier
clear knot
DONT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE EMPEROR AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
coarse birch
That contact needs to like give you all the weapons melk has
sharp zodiac
the word u are looking for is "literally" but "literature" is so much funnier
God damnit
trim kindle
DONT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE EMPEROR AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
Every lesbo's dream right there
sharp zodiac
It is my dream Infact
royal vortex
DONT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE EMPEROR AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
please get these women out of my MANLY videogame
coarse birch
Women?
trim kindle
please get these women out of my MANLY videogame
shudup the sister repentas are talkin
median steeple
god the flashbacks to the steam forums
frosty herald
W*men
fading vale
please get these women out of my MANLY videogame
raven swan
Coll metal band
sharp zodiac
Or ** desire Men**
zealous basin
coarse birch
Shirtless was mad fun
raven swan
The way I feel after hard mode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851BqHMCaeM
trim kindle
I can't wait for the ork's philosophy begins applies to internet boys so every single women in existence just cease to exist
median steeple
I miss shirtless og
royal vortex
my zealot is immortalized in the janfon shirtless video
north sedge
I miss slendergryn
median steeple
fear
sharp zodiac
Anorexic
fading vale
especially when you have 2 vets in between you running the dogshit version of the claw
royal vortex
lmao
sharp zodiac
Pimp pants give you the shrimp chants
royal vortex
their INFERIOR melees
raven swan
Brutal Momentum
coarse birch
Do not diss the mk7
raven swan
and brauto
sharp zodiac
What the fuck is that
raven swan
makes my day
royal vortex
thats not what he means
sharp zodiac
Does not exist
royal vortex
he means the dclaw pre patch 13
coarse birch
Oh yeah
sharp zodiac
Nice try Xia
royal vortex
every variant of it was shit
sharp zodiac
CIA
coarse birch
I forgot it existed pre patch 13
raven swan
The best surprises always sneak up from behind
coarse birch
Cause i used it twice
royal vortex
i dont like the feel of dclaw
the last time i used it was uhh
when i had weapon customization remove my viewmodels when i crashed
sharp zodiac
What the fuck did you just say about my dclaw you potassium iron
royal vortex
and then when i alt f4'd and reconnected it misaligned my crosshair
sharp zodiac
I'll have you know I've conquered
99% of auric mael Mel aruic with it
20% of the food I eat is with the dclaw
royal vortex
so i had to aim based on pure intuition
sharp zodiac
I served the navy seals with the dclaw
night cypress
What the fuck did you just say about my dclaw you potassium iron
angy mode engaged
royal vortex
and try to remember where i was in the combo for mk7
sharp zodiac
Even tho I'm not even american
royal vortex
it was hell
atleast i had lawbringer so aiming wasn't the worst
half my shots were me trying to get a frame of reference for where the center of my screen was which was funny but also really irritating
sharp zodiac
I made love to the dclaw and you dare say it was never perfect till patch 13 is like saying pepperoni doesn't go on pizza, I'll have you know the dclaw was born before you were even a thousannd years of thought which means in the 41st Millenia the dclaw has withstood the test of time and I don't remember why I'm typing this
royal vortex
stop acting french
sharp zodiac
Anger
night cypress
stop acting french
i like the french
coarse birch
I made love to the dclaw and you dare say it was never perfect till patch 13 is like saying pepperoni doesn't go on pizza, I'll have you know the dclaw was born before you were even a thousannd years of thought which means in the 41st Millenia the dclaw has withstood the test of time and I don't remember why I'm typing this
steel sedge
i like the french
torment
sharp zodiac
It'd be funnier if I were unironic and I were a lacerate knife user
I would probably have been more creative
fading vale
why is this in my recommended
night cypress
It'd be funnier if I were unironic and I were a lacerate knife user
i am unironically using lacerate on my knife
sharp zodiac
Stan
royal vortex
League of Pigs
sharp zodiac
Stan is in the championship
royal vortex
lmao
steel sedge
why is this in my recommended
pig racing championships
fading vale
with his floppy bacon
coarse birch
Does stan win
zealous basin
with his floppy bacon
why
zealous basin
reminder that u can all just ignore stan
u dont need to acknowledge his deranged rituals
fading vale
but why would we ignore stan when he brings entertainment
zealous basin
vale carbon
either of these worth grabbing?
north sedge
coarse birch
Ok i will spare you
north sedge
i dont want to look at stans bacon i dont
fading vale
either of these worth grabbing?
the revolver ain't bad
zealous basin
WHY
coarse birch
Nvm
vale carbon
the revolver ain't bad
that's what i was thinking
fading vale
depends how much melk coin you have
zealous basin
this dude just munching on completely unrendered fat
vale carbon
if i replace it which of the two blessings should i grab
coarse birch
I don't think it even touched heat
zealous basin
fucking ell
fading vale
you would keep surgical and carapace
vale carbon
depends how much melk coin you have
like 6,000
zealous basin
he microwaved it for 10 seconds
fading vale
hmm
vale carbon
it's in the top right
sharp zodiac
I think that's enough, it is reset and he could get more
fading vale
I don't know if that is worth losing out on next melk purchases until contract reset
sharp zodiac
He can do it in 24 hours he's build different
fading vale
how much ordos and plasteel you got and do you have another revolver
vale carbon
135 plasteel
and i'm trying to get a thunderhammer to round out my melees
but so far i've gotten 500k of duds
this is all i have to show for it
fading vale
if you can get more melk coin before next reset might be ok to buy that revolver
fading vale
this is all i have to show for it
oooof
vale carbon
i bought it anyway, i don't mind using the milk money
sharp zodiac
That is the hammer of all time
fading vale
aight, then crucian to hand cannon and uh stam to maniac probably
fading vale
should still perform well
gusty quail
How can I improve this Crusher?
fading vale
just not shooting crushers without hand cannon
sharp zodiac
How can I improve this Crusher?
I'd change the perks
fading vale
How can I improve this Crusher?
crit to flak and thunderstrike to hammerblow
tawny tangle
hey yall whats the preferred perks on an ironhelm. flak/unyielding?
fading vale
I think that's right, or elites instead of flak
you won't be able to one shot crushers even with max thrust and F unless you have some other buffs up or cara/elites
IIRC
vale carbon
for the shotguns, flechette and man stopper are the blessings that are locked to rank 2, right?
tawny tangle
i normally dont try to 1 shot crusher anyway. everything else tho
vale carbon
are they actually worthwhile or are a meme?