zealot-class

[prime ridge]

I would vote flak

[exotic portal]

usually one shot flak enemies without flak perk

[sharp zodiac]

Why not unyeilding

[keen silo]

boss killer?

[prime ridge]

Unyielding and flak are the optimal last i checked

flak helps when swinging on hordes of scabs

[keen silo]

right

carapace are the fully armored ones right?

[prime ridge]

Carapace is mostly maulers and crushers IIRC

[still quartz]

Maulers' only Carapace part are their Heads

Crushers have Carapace all over

There's small bits and pieces where if you somehow manage to hit it, Bulwarks and Reapers also have Carapace but like... why tf you even hitting there

[prime ridge]

Oh yep

[still quartz]

It's so small

[prime ridge]

Wait, where is the reaper's carapace?

i'm just finding flak and unyielding

oh

found it

1 square in of carapace on the hip

[ornate bone]

reaper carapace is completely pointless

since youre aiming either for their gigantic egghead or their back

at this point im convinced reapers are probably the most useless elite in the game if theyre alone

the only upside they have is the knockback on their stubber and being a bullet sponge

[prime ridge]

That knockback can fuck up zealots

Oh you pressed f, too bad the reaper knocked you back and ended your charge

[ornate bone]

the only way i can see a reaper being useful is if theyre behind a crowd of other elites/specials

like gunners or a patrol

or if theyre at range

like on enclavum baross finale

enclavum baross finale is probably the only time i saw a reaper being a genuine annoyance

[prime ridge]

God, I had a room on my last run that was just all gunners, reapers, and ranged scabs

It felt more like cod than dt

[ornate bone]

again bullet sponging

[vale carbon]

more like bullet spooging

[ornate bone]

mostly just a distraction so you get blazed down by gunners and shotgunners

[zinc talon]

GRAB YER WOLL

PERTEC THE SMOLS

[ornate bone]

they even just bend over and let you shoot them too which further proves the point of sponging

[zinc talon]

TAYKUM MAYCE

HIDDUM FAYCE

[sharp zodiac]

Reminds me when my teammate came to revive me ignoring the 20 shotgunners because he thought he popped stealth

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-drax-gif-15260559

[sharp zodiac]

Gotta say I've never seen a man get blown in more holes in than a robber trying to rob a Southern American home

[zinc talon]

him turning around

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-me-when-looking-stare-are-you-serious-gif-11132620111287096186

him staring at the 3 crushers rushing him down

[sharp zodiac]

Got nothing but a knife and a dream that's held together by dollar store duck tape

[zinc talon]

the knife

the dream isn't held together or even the same one each time

mental illness and drugs take care of the rest

[olive raven]

🐄

[sharp zodiac]

Nice dog

[zinc talon]

WOTCHA COLL A GROX

[ornate bone]

celerity stimm, a combat blade and a dream

[zinc talon]

WOTS ONLY GOT TEW OVVIZ LEGS

[sharp zodiac]

Uh

What

[zinc talon]

LEAN BEEF

[sharp zodiac]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kill me

[zinc talon]

HAWHAWHAWHAWHWAH

WOTCHA COLL A GROX

WOTS GOT NO LEGS ATOLL

GROUND

BEEF

HAWH WAHWAHAWHAWH

[sharp zodiac]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is a cry for help

[zinc talon]

WERE DYA EVEN FYND A GROX WIT NO LEGS

BACK WERE YLEFT IM

[vestal coyote]

damn it

lol

[sharp zodiac]

HEHEHEHEHE

[zinc talon]

heh

I'd been telling the first two as elevator jokes in mission

[vestal coyote]

You are making me laugh without my consent

I demand you cease

[zinc talon]

if only to stop from turning around and loading a bowl or doing a line

then someone just threw the third one at me

and paralyzed me with laughter

[sharp zodiac]

All I got are fucking dad puns that rely on squeezing myself into a convo or

[zinc talon]

don't have to be nervous about what you're gonna do or say at a party

if you make a point to get blackout drunk so you can't remember anyway

[sharp zodiac]

Getting drunk is my sister's nephew's brother's mine's middle name

[olive raven]

highly don’t recommend black out drunk tbh

[zinc talon]

then just man up and develop a cocaine addiction so you're still in control while blacked out

[sharp zodiac]

You can't pass out if the cocaine won't let you

[fiery ingot]

what are good ranged options for zealot aside from revolver?

[sharp zodiac]

Revolver

But in All seriousness

[fiery ingot]

[zinc talon]

bolter and flamer

[olive raven]

Shotties, IAG, brauto, flamer

[fiery ingot]

brauto? damn

[zinc talon]

bolt pistol too

[sharp zodiac]

I like running the kantreal shotgun with the flame pellets if I'm tired of bualweoks

[olive raven]

Kant is good

Agri is good

[fiery ingot]

ye i like kantrael

[zinc talon]

but only if you've done the penances to unlock I guess

[olive raven]

Columnus is good

Flamer can be good

[fiery ingot]

iag?

or brauto?

[olive raven]

Both

[cerulean pike]

doing this while playing the BTD6 OST is the funniest shit i've done this entire path of exile league

[woeful oyster]

shredder auto pistol is also a good one

[fiery ingot]

nice

[cerulean pike]

fucking lmao

[olive raven]

Everything on zealot is viable tbh

[fiery ingot]

dont you run out of ammo with brautos and iags tho?

actually

[sharp zodiac]

Well, some you'll have to put in A LOT more work with to make viable than others

[fiery ingot]

you shouldnt now that i think about it

[woeful oyster]

you can run out of ammo on any weapon

that is not melee

[sharp zodiac]

But you can't run out of melee juice

Unless you die

[olive raven]

Tbh I never run out of ammo with an IAG

[cerulean pike]

you can run out of ammo with a gun

if ur bad

[olive raven]

ranged is used mainly for hitting elites, specials or bosses tbh

[zinc talon]

very additive

such context

[olive raven]

Not shooting hordes

[fiery ingot]

i know i know, which is why im asking what are the better options for this

[sharp zodiac]

Unless you're using the flamer

[zinc talon]

bolter

is your countersniper

[sharp zodiac]

Then it's everything with flesh

(note, flesh, not armour)

[zinc talon]

it's laser beam accurate and takes everything out in one or two pops

[olive raven]

Yea I’m saying you won’t run out of ammo with an IAG usually

[zinc talon]

it's slower to bring to bear than a revolver

but it has three times the ammo capacity

and, magdump

[sharp zodiac]

Then stop trying to bring a bear in

[zinc talon]

top 3 most satisfying darktide things

[sharp zodiac]

And just bring the revolver

[ornate bone]

bolter monstrosity killer

[zinc talon]

no, bring TO bear

the bear, wants the bolter

to bear arms

[ornate bone]

magdump your bolter into a plague ogryn's chin

[olive raven]

I don’t even run out of ammo in the twins secret mode where I use the IAG to take shields down

[sharp zodiac]

Oh fuck off

[fiery ingot]

im just tired of revolver supremacy

[olive raven]

Use literally anything it all works

[woeful oyster]

anything you can ads with is a good pick, only downside to braced is dealing with snipers

[zinc talon]

it aint super, it's niche and records well so people think it's flashy

bolter and flamer, maybe headhunters are the top earner's picks

just get a bolter

[fiery ingot]

hmm good to know that anything other than revolver is considered a viable option on zealot then

[zinc talon]

max damage max stability, collateral can be your dump stat down to 48

[sharp zodiac]

Anything works

Well

Kinda

[woeful oyster]

I mean

[zinc talon]

BOLTER

[ornate bone]

basically everything in darktide is a viable pick

[woeful oyster]

the revolver is good

[fiery ingot]

i like this chat

[ornate bone]

but some stuff is more shit than others

[cerulean pike]

lasguns are garbage

[woeful oyster]

Bolter is probably safest choice tbh

[cerulean pike]

laspistols are fine

revolver is safer than bolter

[ornate bone]

i quite like using the kantrael on my vet

[woeful oyster]

I run a laspistol on zealot and it wrecks

[sharp zodiac]

I run the..yeah you already know from how much love I give to it

[ornate bone]

2 to 4 shot elites + shock trooper + high ammo count since scavenger and good roll

[zinc talon]

could never mesh wit hthe heavy shotgun

[cerulean pike]

[sharp zodiac]

You know what I mean don't twist my words like a noddle

Noodle

[cerulean pike]

noddle

what does that word mean, frenchie

[autumn vector]

im so excited for hadron the brick the fuck out of this

[cerulean pike]

hell yeah under 50 mobility gang

[sharp zodiac]

I meant noodle you one way wire of potassium mixed with corn syrup

[autumn vector]

who needs dodges

[zinc talon]

people who get hit

LAME-OS

[autumn vector]

i never get hit ever

SWEARS

[sharp zodiac]

Just no clip through them

[fiery ingot]

no need to dodge if you can walk out of a situation

[sharp zodiac]

Can't do shit

[woeful oyster]

did you buy this outta the shop or was it the best you got from brunt?

[tawny tangle]

you know what you helps not get hit?

[ornate bone]

why wear armor if you dont plan on getting hit

[autumn vector]

Best from brunt after 800k

[cerulean pike]

I'm used to low dodges so under 50 mobility does nothing to me

[woeful oyster]

barter it

[zinc talon]

christ yall stop dumping your kids college fund into brunt

[cerulean pike]

barter urself

[zinc talon]

they specifically say the gear is lower rank than what you get anywhere else

[woeful oyster]

don't cope with that

[patent patrol]

What should I do for this Curio? Martyrdom build so all wounds. I'm thinking maybe either corruption res or stamina regen, idk.

[fiery ingot]

thats a bargain

[autumn vector]

im poor as fuck now

[zinc talon]

the vendor sells one of the weapon you want every hour or two

[zinc talon]

stop buying from brunt

[fiery ingot]

almost 69 nice

[zinc talon]

and have the patience to pick up from docket vendor

[autumn vector]

i mean I do that to tbh but

meh i Just came back after a week break

[cerulean pike]

whatchu mean by "lower rank", filth

[autumn vector]

I actually logged on to by this

[sharp zodiac]

Go back to shoe shining the Emperor's boots for those 50k dockets

[autumn vector]

but idk why

because im a not a tacti axe use

[cerulean pike]

lmao taxes

[autumn vector]

and hardon gonna brick that to

[sharp zodiac]

Scary

[cerulean pike]

you got IRSed you fool

[autumn vector]

fuck taxes

[zinc talon]

those people get committed

and by lower rank

I mean brunt's shit sucks

[sharp zodiac]

I fear nothing but taxes

And the Scott's

[zinc talon]

how do yall not notice the trend after millions dumped into a single weapon

because you want to believe he'll give you something

[royal vortex]

there's literally nothing else to spend dockets on

[zinc talon]

it's addiction plain and simple

[royal vortex]

ur not burning through millions at the requisition

[zinc talon]

I am

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/wtfpv-y6-bardwell-fpv-drone-gif-25397518

[cerulean pike]

normal shop is just as garbage

[zinc talon]

hardly, picked up a 380 today

and there's a 370 something on oe of my characters each hour

[cerulean pike]

i've gotten more better rolls in brunts than that garbage requisition

[tawny tangle]

normal shop is for filling up my tier 1 & 2 blessing pools

[autumn vector]

I mean ive had my fair share of norm shop goodness but

[sharp zodiac]

I've gotten ass in both brunt nor the thingy likes me

Ok well brunt gives me goods

[autumn vector]

the issue is sometimes they have to work out perfectly

[sharp zodiac]

for weapons I don't fucking like

[autumn vector]

and then sometimes you get this crap

wtf ima do with that?

[cerulean pike]

i never touch blues in requisition unless it has a t1/t2 blessing i need to fill my collection with
or it has a good perk

[tawny tangle]

aim for for the body

[drowsy steppe]

You have a problem

🙂

[sharp zodiac]

Nuh uh

[cerulean pike]

greens i just gotta see if blessing they give me is fine

[sharp zodiac]

90% of gamblesrs quit befortheyzahahead

[cerulean pike]

and then profanes are pree much the same shit as brunts

[royal vortex]

ive just been sitting on this thing im never gonna use cuz i dont really like evis

when did i even get this

[zinc talon]

all bought from the vendor unless it's grey and even then prolly still paid for at vendor

[tawny tangle]

sitting on a god roll lol

[cerulean pike]

all my good shit i built up from brunts

[sharp zodiac]

Well you see frog,

Back in 1872

[autumn vector]

Ive made some gems with it, this was a blue but like I said they need to work out kind of perfect

[zinc talon]

and this is hatchette, she's a third of the level okri is

[autumn vector]

more perfect that crafting brunt items

[zinc talon]

okri has hundreds and hundreds of weapons for either category

[sharp zodiac]

I sell 90% of my shit

Because it's ass

This game has been mean to me lately

[cerulean pike]

the problems about blue requisition is that you're confirmed to need to replace a blessing

except for probably like
db

actually hold up is that a mk6 with db

[zinc talon]

yep

[cerulean pike]

[woeful oyster]

If it ain't perfect it goes in the trash

[zinc talon]

so you need a good orange blessing every time and a sufficient blessing on purple

shrug

I can live with never having to click through brunt just to get more and more disappointed

[patent patrol]

What y'all think should be the last stat on this.

[royal vortex]

no civilized person manually clicks at brunt u get the buy until rating mod

and let automation do its thing

[zinc talon]

and having several several extra greens/blues ready to go when the game updates or overhauls

[cerulean pike]

health
or the superior perk

• ordos

[sharp zodiac]

I wish I could kill brunt and replace him with his brother Bryant

He might be kinder to me

[cerulean pike]

i'll kill you luna

[sharp zodiac]

What the fuck did I do

[cerulean pike]

you know what you did

[sharp zodiac]

Being French is not an excuse to kill someone we've been over this

[cerulean pike]

that is a LIE

[sharp zodiac]

No it is NOT you are implying we are evil lizard people bent on world domination and culture shifts

[cerulean pike]

what? no that's america

the french are just gross

[autumn vector]

meh, make it better chat, with toughness curious, what would you change talent wise? Its crutch as fuck but im in a critique mood.

[sharp zodiac]

I get my evil people messed up frequently

[zinc talon]

always take all movement pips

[sharp zodiac]

What the fuck are pops

[cerulean pike]

the db on mk6....

[sharp zodiac]

Popso

Pips

[zinc talon]

movement speed is the most important deciding factor of any variable in the game

[cerulean pike]

carapace on revolver..............

[autumn vector]

Im not gonna argue this, you can test it

db on mark six fucks

the hunder swing heavy lets you one or two hit ragers

[sharp zodiac]

He will NOT sugarcoat it

[autumn vector]

under*

and the carapace lets me one hit crushers and i still one hit everything else nearly

so who gives a shit at that point

Hit headshots

[patent patrol]

anyone down to help me? Lol.

[hushed agate]

Just got wiped on damn... it was going so well too

[patent patrol]

need opinions

lol

[hushed agate]

Fighting beasts as zealot is impossible

[hushed agate]

Sure wsg

[patent patrol]

what beasts

[exotic portal]

flamer

[hushed agate]

Beasts of nurgle

[sharp zodiac]

Brugle

Nurgl

[zinc talon]

bolter

chainaxe or evis

magdump on yellow thing

[cerulean pike]

hammer

[patent patrol]

martyrdom stuff, what should the last stat be. Corruption res or stamina regen?

[cerulean pike]

i already said

[hushed agate]

Stamina gen

[patent patrol]

didn't see it mb. What'd you say.

[exotic portal]

Why run extra ordos?

[cerulean pike]

more MONEY

[patent patrol]

I'm running 5% hp on another curio. I could run both on my last one but eh. I just want more resistances or stamina regen

[exotic portal]

Go higher difficulty

[cerulean pike]

yeah

which means

even MORE MONEY

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/muneh-rdr2-arthur-morgan-gif-20022681

[exotic portal]

Right

[cerulean pike]

you don't need corruption resistance

and you definitely don't need stam regen on zealot

[exotic portal]

Win loss ratio?

[sharp zodiac]

Fuck the money we in for the health and mental health

[rustic lagoon]

I don't speak GERMAN, NEITHER.

[patent patrol]

block longer on bosses.

and get stamina back faster to block faster.

[rustic lagoon]

Well, a little bit.

[cerulean pike]

I don't fuckin kno what my w/l ratio is i just run quickplay aurics and get MORE MONEY

goofy ahh

[blissful sinew]

is the actual toughness regen value from coherency listed anywhere?

[sharp zodiac]

Uhhhhhhh

[hushed agate]

I mean i am using evis its just so hard to get in with melee. Thing slows you down with bile and slams you away. And can just use vore to take away all your health in corruption and spit you into a horde

[cerulean pike]

you get enough stamina regen just by being a zealot

[woeful oyster]

Damage Reductions are a crutch, pay the bills with skill. Be a Man.

[sharp zodiac]

I dont think

So

[stray summit]

Be a man, drop all your health curios

Be a man, put ordos and experience on everything

[autumn vector]

Talents of any kind are a crutch, be a man dont use them

[hushed agate]

Every single one of your curios should have gunner resist no exceptions

[woeful oyster]

Get good

[stray summit]

Be a man, delete your character, start again, never switch off default weapons

[hushed agate]

Be a man, delete the game go outside and be one with nature

[autumn vector]

Be a man, touch grass

[hushed agate]

^

[sharp zodiac]

If you're using chastise or any blozts you are throwing fils de pute !!!

[woeful oyster]

I AM THE GRASS

[stray summit]

Be a man, Find spirtual salvation

[cerulean pike]

i'm the lawnmower

[hushed agate]

Ew nvm

Dont touch it

[hushed agate]

Thats gross

[sharp zodiac]

I am the hydrogen bomb

You have 2 minutes

[zinc talon]

I am the butt of the entire fucking joke for this video

[hushed agate]

Every single coughing baby needs to evacuate immediately

[sharp zodiac]

Bruj

[drowsy steppe]

Bruj

[hushed agate]

Bruj

[sharp zodiac]

My Kingdom come

[hushed agate]

Gogo gadget extendo net!

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[sharp zodiac]

Should've just

GEHEHEHEHZGZHZGEHHZZHZYJEYEHEHEH

[hushed agate]

Yeah

[sharp zodiac]

Yegeththethenetsonsanottje netshitboxjankymeleesmashtelelarketing

I wanna go to bed

[hushed agate]

Ok

Go to bed then

[sharp zodiac]

Can't

[cerulean pike]

no

[sharp zodiac]

Gotta stand outside and watch my neighbor's kid

Wait

Thay sounds wrong

Babysitting

[vestal coyote]

I know this isn't great

but could I change surgical to something else to make it better?

Or is it just turbofucked

[woeful oyster]

Busted

[native cargo]

Had this at 99/100 for a week-ish now. I am gonna just throw at the end of missions for the meme

[hushed agate]

Surgical is good on revolver

[vestal coyote]

it is! I agree

[hushed agate]

So why you wanna change it

Seems pretty decent all things considered

[vestal coyote]

Just wondering

[autumn shadow]

I need funny names for characters I have 155 open operative slots

[vestal coyote]

if there was a better combo with crucial

crucian rather

I love surgical otherwise

[hushed agate]

w h a t

[autumn vector]

Here, I was short earlier for someone who was asking for critique. Its a my bad. This is the video. Credit goes to @lean lark Their vid. I argued against it to till i seen this, tested it myself. Deathblow is perfectly fine on HS 6. As for the carapace on the revolver that one is still just a preference that I probably test the shit out of now

[woeful oyster]

Give me Point Blank and Hand Cannon or give me to the Emperor

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-quagmire-glen-jaw-gif-22600043

That a glitch?

[autumn shadow]

I’m going to see what the limit is

[autumn shadow]

No

[blissful sinew]

mod

[hushed agate]

Wish we had that many slots default

[autumn shadow]

Probably going to bump it up to a couple thousand

[hushed agate]

Im on xbox :(

[autumn vector]

that mod makes me curious what their plans are in the future and if 5 slots is just

an arbitirary thing

[hushed agate]

I doubt were ever getting a new class so i dont think we will get more

[autumn vector]

I'm pretty sure they've said we will get a new archtype eventually

[native cargo]

Yet we have four classes and 5 slots

Strange

Indeed

Time to speculate me boys

[autumn vector]

but we will get more "classes"

than archtype

[hushed agate]

Probably to mess around with character customization

[autumn vector]

im really quite curious how they can really add much more to the trees now without bloating them alot

[sharp zodiac]

Brain expansion

[autumn vector]

a fourth tree on any archtype would bloat the fuck out of it

[autumn shadow]

They could add onto the tree and possibly add a higher lvl cap probably ~40

[autumn vector]

so unless they allow us to remove a tree and replace with another maybe or fundementally change how the trees work

level cap makes sense

[hushed agate]

Theyd have to add a higher difficulty then

And probably tweek penances

[native cargo]

We are getting elf class cus we need to introduce the Eldar. Why? Cus elves ofc

[autumn vector]

I still think every class blitzs should be setup like vets in the trees

[ornate bone]

same

[sharp zodiac]

Oh I would kill for them Eldar

[royal vortex]

every class should have throwing knives

[sharp zodiac]

Lock myself in a room with one and play chess

[ornate bone]

I think there's a lot of ugh stuff in talents that make pathing annoying

[hushed agate]

Ogryn has a throwing knife already

Its called rock

[royal vortex]

ogryn has an infinitely shittier version of throwing knives yea

[autumn shadow]

ROCK

[autumn vector]

we live in the land of hippy dippy lovy dovy xeno tolerant imperium if the game is in line with the new lore

[hushed agate]

Better*

[autumn vector]

Uh no. rocks are just plain better than the shit knives

[royal vortex]

absolutely wrong unless u can't hit heads

[hushed agate]

Knifes are mid

[autumn vector]

lol

no

[royal vortex]

u get so many less rocks

[cerulean pike]

josho is the judas that strays the lambs away from the flock

[hushed agate]

So?

[autumn vector]

but you can actually one hit things

with rocks that matter

[hushed agate]

Knifes do pitiful damage

[royal vortex]

u can one hit anything that isn't an ogryn, mauler, or mutie with knives

the only remotely useful thing rocks have over knives is boss stagger

[native cargo]

The Imperium is at its darkest moment since the horus heresy so any help is either gonna be welcomed or met with suspicion then welcomed.

[sharp zodiac]

Rock throwers when I throw paper at them

Wait

Shit

[native cargo]

Luna

[hushed agate]

I do not believe you

[native cargo]

Why

[sharp zodiac]

Shut up

You didn't see kt

[native cargo]

No

[autumn vector]

You can stagger the crap out of things with rocks

[royal vortex]

go into the psykh and hit stuff with it..?

[native cargo]

I did

[autumn vector]

that you cant kill outright

[sharp zodiac]

No you did not

[royal vortex]

scab ragers require a buff like uncanny or deathspitter

[native cargo]

Yes I did

[sharp zodiac]

I'm gaslighting you

[hushed agate]

Mm fine

[royal vortex]

so u can put an asterisk next to those in terms of "can you one hit"

[native cargo]

Luna there are no gases here to light

[cerulean pike]

you can one hit muties with rocks and it's funny cause it makes a funny bonk sound

do knives make a funny bonk sound? i think not

[royal vortex]

but dreg ragers, flamers, bombers, etc all die in one hit on a headshot

[cerulean pike]

therefore: rocks better

[royal vortex]

and im killing TONS of elites/specials a game with melee

[sharp zodiac]

I will try

[royal vortex]

which is giving me way more knives than rocks

zealot knives legitimately blow rocks out of the fkin water

[cerulean pike]

stop blowing knives josho

that's weird

[royal vortex]

im paid by Big Stab

[hushed agate]

Two hits to kill flak rager you damn lier

[cerulean pike]

not infront of the children you freak

[royal vortex]

im here to shill

[hushed agate]

Repent

[autumn vector]

you're a knife zealot for sure

[royal vortex]

hey dumbass I JUST EXPLAINED

[vale carbon]

if i'm not doing marytrdom what sort of relics should zealot have? i just grinded for two wound,+tough+health relics, and have half of a third

[cerulean pike]

do you mean curios

[olive raven]

Oh lord we have dumbassery in chat

[hushed agate]

Xisjjdjxossnwo kdks

[royal vortex]

you do have to have a blessing buff up for that

and then i listed some of the blessings that will

[vale carbon]

i call them relics because who tf says curio

[olive raven]

3x tough or 2x tough 1x hp

HP, tough, Gunner res for perks

[hushed agate]

Guess what doesnt need that

[royal vortex]

i think headtaker does too? i can check

[cerulean pike]

just the standard toughness or health curios
toughness probs better considering we get toughness replenishment up the ass

[hushed agate]

ROCK

[royal vortex]

a rock that u get infinitely less of

[autumn vector]

rock one hit ranger

[royal vortex]

lets think of it this way

[autumn vector]

no buff

[royal vortex]

if u get 4 rocks right

4 ragers dead

if u 2 shot with 12 knives

6 ragers dead

[olive raven]

Ogryn is also brain dead.

[cerulean pike]

4 ragers but with funny noise

[royal vortex]

before we factor in how many MORE knives you get

[sharp zodiac]

It is funny seeing a rock kill from the perspective of the non ogryn

[cerulean pike]

infinitely better than knife but silent

[royal vortex]

the math is not in rocks favor

[autumn vector]

ogryn also can just bash 6 ragers to death

np

[olive raven]

Most btw

[royal vortex]

so can zealot

lmao

[autumn vector]

true

[native cargo]

Nuh uh

[royal vortex]

crusher is like an ogryn weapon with 2-3x aspd

[cerulean pike]

everyone cause relic is for an ability we use

[hushed agate]

Rock regens you need to pick up ammo for knifes

[cerulean pike]

which is chorus

[sharp zodiac]

Can't hear you lalalal

[royal vortex]

no u dont

[autumn vector]

naw

[royal vortex]

u get it back on melee/specialist kill

[olive raven]

💀

[royal vortex]

da fuck u talkin about

[autumn vector]

you get knives from melee kill;

yea

[hushed agate]

They change it?

[sharp zodiac]

Is this a nuh uh vs yuh huh battle

[autumn vector]

no

[cerulean pike]

it's been that way

[royal vortex]

like this was a hi5 game i did an hour ago

[digital minnow]

Hello

[olive raven]

On this episode of “I’m gonna talk about stuff I don’t comprehend”

[autumn vector]

its always been that way

[native cargo]

nuh uh

[royal vortex]

look at how many kills i get on elites/specials

[hushed agate]

Damnit i hate it when im wrong

Grrr

[royal vortex]

think about HOW MANY KNIVES im getting

[sharp zodiac]

Yuh huh

[digital minnow]

Which of these heavy swords do I sacrifice for the other?

[royal vortex]

rock is fkin hilarious

[native cargo]

nuh uh

[cerulean pike]

apologize to kiryu

now

[royal vortex]

but like, knives are just doin more

[sharp zodiac]

Yuh huh

[native cargo]

nuh uh

[sharp zodiac]

Yuh huh

[royal vortex]

right is good, you can take rampage off the left one OR put deathblow on the right one in place of rampage

[native cargo]

also sorry Mr. John Dame da nae

[cerulean pike]

i'd sacrifice left cause perks on right better

[native cargo]

nuh uh

[sharp zodiac]

Nuh uh

[royal vortex]

swap elites to maniac on the right

[native cargo]

yuh uh

[hushed agate]

Thank you citizen

[sharp zodiac]

Nuh uh

[native cargo]

yuh uh

[digital minnow]

kk ty

[sharp zodiac]

Nuh uh

[olive raven]

What Josho said for the mk9 btw fr fr

[cerulean pike]

when knives get funny bonk sound then i'll say knives are better

[native cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-uh-cat-gif-27323770

[sharp zodiac]

Nuh yuh

[cerulean pike]

but knives do not have funny bonk sound

therefore
infinitely worse

[native cargo]

Interesting must think on this

[royal vortex]

i like the vibes of knife more because i don't have to swap weapons to use em

[sharp zodiac]

Exactly

[royal vortex]

it's FLUID

[olive raven]

Real

[cerulean pike]

you know what else is fluid

[olive raven]

Knives are clutch mid reload

[cerulean pike]

a frog's skin membrane

[sharp zodiac]

My body

[royal vortex]

so true

[olive raven]

Okay so

[native cargo]

Know what else is fluid?

[cerulean pike]

rat in a blender

[native cargo]

MY URI-

[sharp zodiac]

Ewww

[cerulean pike]

[native cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-gif-1630712686706559038

BLOOOOOD

NEED BLOOOOD

feral noises

[sharp zodiac]

You know who else is fluid?

[cerulean pike]

who else? damn luna what the fuck frenchies are freaky fr fr

[sharp zodiac]

STOP TWISTING MY WORDS I AM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING

[cerulean pike]

im just tryna play bloons tower defence in path of exile

and here you are

BREAKING RULES

[sharp zodiac]

THE ONLY RULES IM BREAKING, ARE THE MORAL ETHICS OF MAN

[native cargo]

You guys need khorne in your lives eat the cereal and fight the working class

[cerulean pike]

no
the geneva convention actually

[sharp zodiac]

Same..mfffucking thing

[sharp zodiac]

He tried to force me to bathe in tomato sauce

[cerulean pike]

ok but does khorne have dental

[sharp zodiac]

I don't think it was tomato sauce

[native cargo]

Good

[fleet zealot]

Root beer

[sharp zodiac]

I wouldn't trust him

[cerulean pike]

cause thats kinda like a deal breaker for me?

[native cargo]

hell yeah mug moment

[fleet zealot]

I could easily down a 2 liter of rootbeer rn

[sharp zodiac]

MUG ROOT BEER

GRAAAAAAH

Alright

[fleet zealot]

Hot take

[cerulean pike]

mug sucks

there's your hot take

[fleet zealot]

I prefer A&W

[native cargo]

Khorne's dental is rng based

[hushed agate]

Most rootbear sucks

[cerulean pike]

root beer sucks

YEAH

[fleet zealot]

Root beer doesnt suck you suck

[royal vortex]

rootbeer is based

[cerulean pike]

I think i can work with this buff shotgun fellow

[hushed agate]

Too sweet

[native cargo]

yuh

[cerulean pike]

i like what he's spittin

[native cargo]

root beer is lovely

[sharp zodiac]

Not sweet enough

[native cargo]

well you know what you're too sweet. Yeah take that

[cerulean pike]

root beer is lovely
for old people

[fleet zealot]

Cause you arent supposed to have it a ton soda is basically a dessert

[fleet zealot]

Hey now

[hushed agate]

[sharp zodiac]

I fucking love old people

[fleet zealot]

Ginger Ale exists

[sharp zodiac]

Minus those ones

[native cargo]

[fleet zealot]

But i love ginger ale too

[olive raven]

soda in general is just bad

[cerulean pike]

ginger ale exists only for shirley temples

[fleet zealot]

Fuck im a 24 year old boomer playing classic wow and drinking ginger ale

[native cargo]

Soda injected directly into my veins

[cerulean pike]

every bartender knows this

[lean lark]

whats wrong with db on h6

[sharp zodiac]

I usually drink coffee

[fleet zealot]

Those are with sprite/7up

I have never gotten a shirley temple with ginger ale

Ever in any restaurant

[olive raven]

Akari what the fuck is this take

[cerulean pike]

it's that + ginger ale

[digital minnow]

can anyone explain to me how to kill executioners with the heavysword?

[sharp zodiac]

Inject wine and start driving

[native cargo]

INJECT soda DIRECTLY into my VEINS (im driving)

[fleet zealot]

No it’s sprite/7up and cherry syrup

[sharp zodiac]

Exe what

[fleet zealot]

Uhhh

[sharp zodiac]

Uh, overhead

[ornate bone]

Which one is the executioner again?

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-our-handbook-be-a-man-i-wrote-the-whole-thing-myself-gif-12161900

[fleet zealot]

Wtf is an executioner

[olive raven]

Probably a mauler

[cerulean pike]

n
no it's grenadine ginger ale and something lemon/lime (lemon/lime juice, 7up, sprite, either work)

[hushed agate]

Hit flak

[sharp zodiac]

I thought it'd be mauler

[hushed agate]

No head hits

[sharp zodiac]

I mean crusher

[fleet zealot]

Grenadine yee

[sharp zodiac]

Same thing both loud and ugly

[digital minnow]

crusher*

[fleet zealot]

But no ginger ale

[digital minnow]

sorry

[native cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-pepper-carnage-i-love-dr-pepper-gif-25151595

[olive raven]

If it’s a mauler, hit the body. If it’s a crusher, hit the head.

[sharp zodiac]

YEAAAAAHHHH

[drowsy steppe]

Maybe ogryn_executioner aka Crusher

[lean lark]

special and hit the head -> h1 -> loop

[drowsy steppe]

you just special > H1 repeatedly

[hushed agate]

Venom if he was cool:

[sharp zodiac]

Use a revolver

[fleet zealot]

Maybe cause ive never to a bar actually but this is the first time i have ever heard of ginger ale in shirley temple

And i get cinnamon coke at a retro soda fountain place

[olive raven]

Yea usually it’s lemon lime soda or just club soda

Not fucking ginger ale

[cerulean pike]

i used to work behind a bar it's always been ginger ale with grenadine and then something with lemon/lime

[autumn vector]

yea im not seeing, flak on good revolver seems pointless if you can land headshots

[fleet zealot]

Speaking of, sprite’s new lymonade is really fucking good

[autumn vector]

just straight up

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/nectar-of-the-gods-ron-swanson-gif-2433682195946264974

[digital minnow]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9a4fa304-0b88-4cf8-827a-d0435327a8c3/zealot-meta-no-stealth this guide is like yeah deal with them with the heavy sword

and I don't do damage

so im confused

[sharp zodiac]

Well that build sucks

Because I said so

[drowsy steppe]

Who the hell is Razgriz

[sharp zodiac]

The False one

[drowsy steppe]

and why is the build keeps posted here

[fleet zealot]

Heavy+ special attack spam

[olive raven]

You are a literal zygote

[fleet zealot]

It isnt fast but it should do damage

[cerulean pike]

it's cause people keep upvoting that build

[sharp zodiac]

They believe they're the rizzgrizz

[ornate bone]

Why is the build labeled "meta" and it uses a fucking autopistol

[vale carbon]

autopisser

[olive raven]

I’ve played with him. He’s a competent player with weird build choices.

[hushed agate]

Hey dont diss autopistol

Its

[fleet zealot]

Oh dear god the IB shredder pistol

[hushed agate]

Acceptable

[vale carbon]

I'm barely into damnation but I feel like it's a novelty

[sharp zodiac]

Use a revolv-

[lean lark]

that's a bad build

[fleet zealot]

Oh holy emperor not taking the extra 15% HP perks from curios

[lean lark]

alright hold on

[fleet zealot]

Why double resistance

[hushed agate]

Wym

[lean lark]

ill make a build using this shitty ass gameslantern stuff

[vale carbon]

Fun but not great

[fleet zealot]

If you are stacking plus 63% hp go the full mile and stack an extra 15% on top

[olive raven]

Stun grenades 🤢

[fleet zealot]

Be the mini ogryn

[vale carbon]

Supposedly autopistol has higher stagger when braced but idk

[digital minnow]

Pass link

[hushed agate]

I feel like damn is a lot of fun if you can get a team that has a half a brain

[fleet zealot]

Silence harlot I shall not change my nade i had since launch

[royal vortex]

it has a very niche use for high-stagger special deletion but its fallen off

since the PF nerf

because the blessing was carrying an otherwise mediocre weapon

[vale carbon]

So never?

[cerulean pike]

before the columnus buff it was very good

but then the columnus got buffed

[royal vortex]

if you want better autopistol gameplay use a columnus brauto

[fleet zealot]

I think people are sleeping on powderburn

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/bzjprp

[sharp zodiac]

Well everyone does

Flipping

15 head

[fleet zealot]

Accuracy/recoil is a lot of dps in combat

[vale carbon]

For zealot I'd rather have a brauto than the autopistol

[ornate bone]

josh is cheating

[cerulean pike]

i might give the columnus brauto another chance but likely i'm still gonna prefer the iag

[ornate bone]

im calling vet chat

[fleet zealot]

Tho i wouldnt run it on zealot

[hushed agate]

I mainly use auto for suppression to get close to gunners and reapers with my evis

[vale carbon]

Graia or Agrippa brauto is pretty good

[royal vortex]

how am i cheating

what did i do now

[fading vale]

why don't we call it the brautopistol

[sharp zodiac]

I really want to say another weapon I love but if I do it's just gonna be the exact same weapons

[cerulean pike]

you're cheating
on me :(

[fleet zealot]

Just slide

[cerulean pike]

just press f

[exotic portal]

Ghost mask over the pirate hat next?

[digital minnow]

Revolver feels so different coming from vet

[hushed agate]

Sometimes there far away

[royal vortex]

may as well

[hushed agate]

I cant slide 40 meters

[cerulean pike]

press f

[native cargo]

revolver more like

[fleet zealot]

Keep sliding

[sharp zodiac]

revolver it may feel different but the revolver is still great

[native cargo]

cool

[sharp zodiac]

But

[hushed agate]

IM ON XBOX IDK WHAT THAT MEANS

[fleet zealot]

Slide between cover

[sharp zodiac]

You could just use the kantreal shotgun

[cerulean pike]

I've learned I can solve 98% of my problems by simply pressing the F button

[fleet zealot]

Oh xbox

Rip you cant slide spam like pc

[cerulean pike]

then perish

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gif-24664106

[sharp zodiac]

Just do what I do and install aimbot

Godmode

[cerulean pike]

im installing the guilotine

[sharp zodiac]

No-clip

[cerulean pike]

come here luna

[royal vortex]

reminds me of the time someone admitted to duping items and got their account nuked

some dude named mikey lmao

[hushed agate]

Everything becomes so much easier when you enable godmode and cant die

[sharp zodiac]

That only works on the corrupt french fucking cactusbiter

[exotic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/astartes-warhammer40k-spacemarine-armour-laser-gif-17566336

Right

[native cargo]

So what you gotta do is

[sharp zodiac]

Ofc it's a fucking guy named Mikey

Why would you even

[coarse birch]

you dont need aimbot just play revo

[sharp zodiac]

revolver mentioned

[lean lark]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9aea5617-db75-49c6-9610-8362c3f1ec42/geralt-of-rivias-build

[cerulean pike]

it's okay i have the patch that makes it work on any frenchie

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/zdel7b

[lean lark]

this site makes me want to puke tbh

[sharp zodiac]

That's bullshit no you dont

[native cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/argument-meme-gif-27569105

[lean lark]

but its whatever

[drifting wolf]

wow its the gun from half life 1 that gordon freeman used

[sharp zodiac]

Gordon

[lean lark]

missed one shot.

[sharp zodiac]

About that beer I owed you

[lean lark]

shit clip.

back to kovaak aim trainer with you

[royal vortex]

ura shit clip

[fading vale]

you know about the sad nerf to shattering right

[lean lark]

WHAT

[digital minnow]

surgical hand-cannon yes?

[fading vale]

yes

[lean lark]

what nerf

[cerulean pike]

bad build

[lean lark]

stack cap?

[autumn vector]

someone explain why you want flak on revolver it still seems one shot everything with no flaks in the head

[digital minnow]

whatchu got

[cerulean pike]

made by this guy. never trust this guy

[autumn vector]

maybe no one shot flak rager

[lean lark]

proof?

[autumn vector]

but if you critr it do

[calm salmon]

throwing knives are just an infinite source of free special kills. they're fun

[drowsy steppe]

PWOOF?

[cerulean pike]

pwoof

[sharp zodiac]

...preference?

[coarse birch]

pwoof

[royal vortex]

it lets me style on vet players who can't aim

what else could i wish for

[fading vale]

so uh, it's now 4 stacks of 2.5% up to 16 stacks instead of 4 stacks of 5% up to 8 stacks

[digital minnow]

So shoot things with flak in the head

[lean lark]

why

that's so fucking stupid

[royal vortex]

can opener on ripper was the only blessing that had its stack count adjusted to not get nerfed

ogryns STAY winning

[cerulean pike]

so it's the same as onslaught now

[fading vale]

cause they changed brittleness

and forgot to change shattering

[royal vortex]

thunderous got nerfed by it too

[autumn vector]

Yarp. Things with flak die to normal revolver shootes with no flak on revolver

[calm salmon]

rest in peace grenadier gauntlet

it can no longer 2 shot crushers

[lean lark]

ffs

[coarse birch]

the one cool ogryn ranged

reduced to ash

[ornate bone]

Also

[cerulean pike]

the kickback is literally right there

[calm salmon]

dont care

GG cool

[lean lark]

now i need to spend yet another hour in psykh to test breakpoints and dps to see if cavalcade pf is better now

[fleet zealot]

Rumbler

[royal vortex]

i like gloryhunter more on GG anyways

[calm salmon]

funny overhead heavy

[fading vale]

flak ragers and gunners in my experience, and easier 1 shots without crit

[calm salmon]

I turn heads into cubes

[fleet zealot]

My clumbler build

[coarse birch]

kickback was cool until they mde it do everything for no effort

[fleet zealot]

Mk1 club, rumbler, big pineapple

All i need

[royal vortex]

since sometimes u get stuck having to duel ranged enemies at a distance on skullbreaker

[ornate bone]

Yesterday I heard what I think might be a new Morrow line where he calls Hadron "Haydron" instead of "Hahdron"

[autumn vector]

I must just be getting lucky constantly critting gunners or something

[ornate bone]

Immersion ruined

Uninstalled

[fleet zealot]

Ever gotten 3 rumbler lucky bullets in a row

[royal vortex]

it was like the hipster ogryn gun pre-patch 13

[coarse birch]

exactly

it was a flex

[royal vortex]

now its just another one of those guns that turns ur monitor off

[coarse birch]

i could knock shit over

thats kinda it

[royal vortex]

im pretty sick of ogryn (says the dude with 520 truelevels in it)

[cerulean pike]

josho the rumbler player

[royal vortex]

hardly anything interesting about the class

[calm salmon]

Pretty much everything on kickback is overtuned. Some of it a lot(that fuckin ammo count), some of it just a smidge(Damage and cleave)

[autumn vector]

Kickback> everyshotgun in the game for me personally

[fading vale]

also the occasional bomber body shots

[digital minnow]

whats wrong with it?

[cerulean pike]

(i love knocking everything over)

[coarse birch]

my ogryn is painfully far behind

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/x63cqa

[sharp zodiac]

You people have ogryns? Mines fucking dead

[royal vortex]

this is one of my favorite things to do

with brauto/tknives

[lean lark]

just not a fan thats all

[ornate bone]

I want

Ogryn rock for everyone

[royal vortex]

u shoot a mutie a couple times and u finish it off with a knife headshot

[coarse birch]

tknives are great

[royal vortex]

feels SKILLFUL

[coarse birch]

once you get used to the arc

[cerulean pike]

ok but
1 rock with funny bonk noise
done

[royal vortex]

like im CONSERVING ammo

[autumn vector]

idk, im being stubborn I have carapace on mine just because it makes crushers easier it seems, but maybe I should just conform and get flaks

[coarse birch]

doesnt tknife one shot muties on headshot anyway

[calm salmon]

no

[coarse birch]

or is it like a little off

[royal vortex]

i didnt know they had an arc until the end of the first mission i used it cuz i asked the ppl watching my stream lmao

[royal vortex]

nop

does ~2400 damage iirc

[fading vale]

I don't tend to shoot crushers a lot with revolver, maybe on occasion, but I imagine it makes 2 shot a bit easier

[calm salmon]

its like 2000 damage

yeah

[coarse birch]

ah ok

[calm salmon]

its a two shot with just knives

[royal vortex]

1900 w/o momentum stacks

more with

[sharp zodiac]

The only knives that actually help your team

[coarse birch]

oh i do run momentum

[north sedge]

The only thing i shoot crushers is a smile

[coarse birch]

maybe that threw me off but its also possible i just wasnt hitting full health muties

[drowsy steppe]

so its 1-4 stacks of 2.5% of Brittleness up to 16 stacks and they just dont change the tooltip?

[fading vale]

but you basically have to crit crushers and a crit should 2 shot them anyways (I think)

[calm salmon]

mutants are like the premier enemy in the game for lying to you about your damage in live matches

[fading vale]

yeah

[royal vortex]

lmfao

[unique cairn]

Which one and how to craft

[calm salmon]

because EVERYONE shoots them as they run through

[drowsy steppe]

lmao

[fading vale]

also body shotting maulers

[sharp zodiac]

Right

[cerulean pike]

you think they ever change tooltip?

[sharp zodiac]

And swap hammer blow and stam

Wait

Fuck what's the other blessing you want with crusher

[royal vortex]

either is fine tbh, on left you swap one of the blessing for skullcrusher and can do w/e for perks

[drowsy steppe]

Skullcrusher

[cerulean pike]

you only need skull crusher

[coarse birch]

isnt it just skullcrusher w/e

[royal vortex]

right has worse baseline stats

[fading vale]

I don't think they intentionally nerfed shattering or thunderous, think it was just an oversight

[cerulean pike]

and then the other is just whatevs

[coarse birch]

fatshark? oversight?

[calm salmon]

yep

[royal vortex]

but if u want flak/maniac u can get that

[calm salmon]

Its working "correctly" on rippers

can opener is "normal"

praise Hadzi

just oversight on thunderous and shattering impact

[autumn vector]

ripper fun

[cerulean pike]

i still need to find a good achlys

[coarse birch]

the melee?

[unique cairn]

I haven’t used Crushers yet so idk what BPs are like or what you want for perks

[cerulean pike]

no

the ogryn gun achlys

big ol STUBBER

[calm salmon]

Achlys gives you one of two experiences

[cerulean pike]

i need my columnus 2.0

[calm salmon]

either you take the remington retirement plan

or its unadultered dopamine

[cerulean pike]

literally just

https://tenor.com/view/rambo-first-blood-gif-23989356

[royal vortex]

people haven't really mathed it out, some people run the standard flak/maniac and some will run stuff like cara/unyielding

[calm salmon]

And yeah

[olive raven]

I feel as if ogryns occupy this chat half the time

[calm salmon]

That gif sums it up

[cerulean pike]

tbh any stubber with ogryn is rambo

[royal vortex]

i just wouldn't run infested or unarmored

[calm salmon]

all chats are general chat

[cerulean pike]

but achlys moreso

[cerulean pike]

thats cause i play every class leux

[royal vortex]

flak/maniac/cara/unyielding are all fine for crusher it's not a super bp reliant weapon

[cerulean pike]

i'm every worst trait

i am the red flag

[coarse birch]

i main psyker and im in here more than psyker chat now lol

[sharp zodiac]

I main vet actually

[calm salmon]

yeah I run flak/maniac personally

[sharp zodiac]

I started going to vet yesterday

[calm salmon]

but carapace/unyielding are totally viable options

[sharp zodiac]

But zel I play if I want to turn my brain off

Which is a lot because I finally finished my first year of college

[calm salmon]

you should play ogryn

[sharp zodiac]

Only...what 7 left to go?

[calm salmon]

turn off monitor

win matches

doesn't get much more brainoff than ogryn

[coarse birch]

you might be able to turn off your PC

[royal vortex]

i have RENOUCNED my ogryn ways i am back to being a zealot main

[calm salmon]

when the adhd kid is tired of a class

[cerulean pike]

what if they buff the rumbler further tho

[calm salmon]

you know its not particularly in depth

[autumn vector]

Hit thing

[royal vortex]

the rumbler is actually a bad weapon outside of scab melee only at this point

[autumn vector]

Hit it again

[royal vortex]

it needs to do more

[autumn vector]

ogryn guide

[unique cairn]

So would Trauma or Hammerblow be better to keep. They seem very similar function wise