#zealot-class
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Holy crap Lois malice the 3rd difficulty of Warhammer 30k Darktide
Door Hinge
Clown cannon
Did I just say 30k
Yeah thats good
Fuck
it'll put in good work, maybe even overtime if it rolls right
rolling right is always the hard part innit
yessirski
any clue of the cc combo for the new assult chsword?
The Golden age
Pushattack light heavy
Rev light 56
also, there's a 3 and a 4 swing combo with lights that'll work into that
salvageable?
yes
just perks yea?
whats the push attack like again?
no you want No Respite over Scattershot
it'll dispatch up to standard sized infantry
and if you open, with the push attack auto stab
then change your weak spot damage for Flak or Elites
it'll jostle them for a second or so after you finish
which will give you the time you need to get in a free heavy
nyuh... this one's gone
most enemies are dead after push attack heavy
also whats the recomended perks/blessings
bloodthirsty momentum
Scary
flak/carapace
wait, you talking about the evisc or assault chsword?
Chainsword
the new eviscerator has the highest reach horizontal attacks of any weapon that can use momentum
you can actually hit things beside and a little bit behind you
like, 95*
Nvm idk
ye, thats what i'm asking about
all other weapons take less advantage of momentum because they can't swing as wide
I'm talking about the evis, the mk15
i was asking about the assult csword lol
assault chainsword is more of a single target leet delete
light attack spam horde
it doesn't cleave with any rev up attack it has
well how does that help me tell the right answer, you need to be asking different question
I'm not a fan of it because then I'll have to use something to cover it's weakness
it's got some really imrpessive fluidity when it comes to which light attack weaves into the next light or heavy in its chain
And I usually have my melee cover the horde
there are 3 hit combo loops for cleave
H3, light light
for single target overhead swings
H1 H2 L3
horizontal
i see
push attack light heavy I think
so its varied as fuck
and you're only ever 2 swings away from being on the start of the combo you want in that moment
so, less than two seconds
oh nice
I don't think it's as nimble as the mk4 with dodge reach
may b e the same, sprint's the same for all chain weapons
it lags a little when it comes to packs
horde it can clear well enough, single target nuking is great
the new chain weapons tick for FIVE on their saws instead of the 4
and when they kill a target mid-saw, they release
oki, ty
technically not bricked if you get two good rolls in the next two upgrades...
old chain weapons tick 4 times and stick to the target even if they're dead on the first tick
guys i dont really like the moveset of cadia 12 chainsword
is there a combo for horde clearing?
cuz its lights seem to be single target
the new 1h?
ig
like that colonel
XIIG
what is this
the mark xiiig cadia
who has a photo of him in his pinks and greens
it's blue
H1 and H2 are single target heavy overheads
I don't like the new chainsword either, tbh
H3 cleaves pretty well
I dunno just saw it on bsky.app and laughed so I thought I'd share it with my fellow degens
so the horde clear combo is something something H3, L1, L2, repeat
it may be 4 swings and not 3, the swing you're building towards is H3 so filter for that
the others only hit one
get to H3, count how many lights it takes to get back, great work son proud of you do that in a loop
how does bloodletter do on the old chsword?
bleed stacks or crit on special kill
Nicely
bleed
1h chains are 14 stacks, that's like 20 to 30 seconds of bleed ticks keeping your zealot buffs active
its 3 lights and hold for the cleave
I use the bleed for damage lol
hit the grinder and put a heavy saw into every enemy at t5
^
also now you can doge out of them
you may do so much damage with the chainsword sawing bleed doesn't have time to tick down
so you can do a rev and dogde out
just noticed that last run, pretty handy
I dodge out by accident due to habit :/
the Xiiig's nemesis
is the mauler
all of its attack come from above except 1 or two
so all of your hits are going to be orange
Duck and aim down
hit them from the back to mitigate this
so you hit the chest
aim for shoulders
if you aim for the chest, you'll naturally pull to centerline and then the overhead will tag the helmet
aim for the arms
I suppose
XIV does more than XIIG..
on a t5 crusher
is that normal
or does it depend on the build
I have like three new chainaxes that can oneshot anything in the game except bosses
and kill slugs in 4 hits
are your shredder and pen stats the same?
and finesse and damage
since they all effect damage in some way
xv got like 9% more cleave than xiig has finesse
the eviscerator does more damage than the chainsword is what you're saying?
yea
That makes sense tbh
well it makes me wonder what really would be the usecase where the chainsword performs well
I dunno why tf it sometimes pops up the video and sometimse doesn't
maybe that's just on my end
it doesn't try to saw an enemy after it is dead, unlike the mk 4 chainsword
Also: dodges
I mean, if eviscerator is better in move set, damage and cleave
why would people use chainsword, is what im asking
just curious
it can dodge more iirc
Eviscerator doesn't have strong cleave
eviscerators are slow to swing
missing can be an actual mistake
Those 2 things as well
true, ive been stuck in a spot cuz i cant dodge out on evisc
cuz you'll maybve not lock yourself into sawing a target
i really liked being able to weave swings with dodge in turto sword
but you'll be mid swing when you should've blocked or dodged
and you can get all behind where you sholud be in your attacking
eviscerator is more punishing with mistakes
assault chainsword is much more nimble
maybe not sprinting, but dodge distance speed and count
ill probably learn the game better with chainsword lol
is mk4 moveset better than XIIg?
you'll miss attacks at first with the new one
the heavies are precise
in their angle and spacing on your screen
yea its very vertical
I still use heavies vs big enemies on the mk 4, though, for sawing damage
can u suggest me a build for cadia XIIg?
the whole setup
Since maulers it is easier to hit the body with
are you running crit bleed
I don't use crit bleed with a chainsword, myself.
cuz the build on the sword can go with or without taking that into account
I only use it with my blazing piety build, which I generally only use a heavy sword on
though a catachan would work, I just don't have one
honestly you might just Chad it and put crit damage, melee weakspot damage, bloodthirsty, and rev it up on there
it's an assault chainsword so its bonuses to weakspot/crit are insane
BLEHHH
bloodthirsty guarantees every hit is a crit if you kill what you're sawing
Yea scourge kinda underwhelming with an antax or anything that one shots trash
why must i tab into chat
uhh right now the build i tried xiig was on an evisc build i was following
it got martyrdrom and stuff
but it does have the bleed skills from the tree
it doesn't matter how good the finesse ratios are on the weapon baseline
i want the chem dogs cosmetics so baddd
10% perk is just poorly calculated
you still don't want crit damage/weakspot damage perks
cool guys don't look at big numbers/explosions
they are 10% of the multiplier
you only want weakspot/crit damage/finesse if it's a massive amount
so if its 1.5x damage on weakspot you do 1.55x damage
if you want a more generic Xig build flak/horde or flak/unarmored, rampage/wrath
oh wait
with wrath maxed your heavy single targets will start to cleave a second
possibly a third
wrath is more reliable
gotta ask, is the female fanatic voice for zealot bugged?
no it's literally the opposite
doesn't seem to answer to other characters
wrath takes time to ramp up and it can be dropped with one miss
wrath helps with two medium sized enemies when there isn't a third to trigger sweep
and it lasts longer
sweep is a persistent buff that will always be helpful cause cleave doesn't matter vs 2 enemies
cleave doesn't amtter
vs 2 enemies
it also lays a stack each target hit, so if you cleave 3 targets you're at 3 stacks for your second swing
it does if you can only hit one of em
beacon of purity is so underrated
bible thump is best ultimate
Oh God, I am just gonna go to bed lol
and sweep builds up in one swing
o7
ogryn invasion too strong
gonna go into ogryn chat and start preaching thunderous skullcrusher on every melee
I like reliability blessings, things that I know will build
with crit chance and crit damage
Savage/rampage is nice, getting such a massive buff in one swing
I dislike leaving blessings going off in situational fights
you don't even know what reliability is
CLEAVE doesn't matter 2 or less enemies
@zinc talon what can i build around with this
if you're only hitting one of them
what do you think cleave is
hitting more than a single target
the xig heavies are single target
with wrath up, they will hit a second
and then you have cleave for all sitations
happy news fren
and hope the initial target isn't dead yet
the xig is the fastest swinging chain on offer
by all means use your sweep, I lose nothing with you not agreeing here
I'd agree with you even, it's just if I did we'd both be wrong
Meowtie
Oh good idea

LOL
Including thanks to Cica for the naming
Vile creature
reminds me of safe for work porn
Someone said they should have a mutie sound over that gif
so I put in some editing with my 0 editing experience/skill
does full bore not work on ironsights?
(shotguns)
I think full bore works as long as all pellets hit the same enemy
it should
it's generally only advised on the agripinaa shotty though
kanty can use it in certain situations but imo it's not worth
and lawbringer def doesn't want it
bolt action or bust
when 1 bullet has all your pellets... full bore seems pretty good
Anyway, gnight for real this time lol. I wanted to edit the name of that video before I went to bed
bueno sueno
i just wish agri was a better shotgun
what according to u guys is a better um skill
momentum/ martyrdom?
in general use case
i feel like ive had fun with both
i want to know which one;'s objectively better
taking fury of faithful as the main skill
there is no objective
it's just choice
wounds or no wounds gameplay
martyrdom has toughness damage reduction and momentum gives it's bonuses to ranged weapons as well
would it be possible to run a bleed build with momentum?
yes, but bleed is bad
and usually blazing piety is better if you want to force bleed/crits
right
which weapon would you be using here percy
the evis would keep up bleed well enough cuz of the rev l1 cleave but the xiig assault only single target saws
you'd be spendinig a lot of time revving and sawing for basically single target bleed damage
cuz you rarely get tw ofull saws off before your first target dying
since it took a saw rev already to get them there
only a handful of t5 enemies even have the health to survive a rev from a good tier xig
im tryna make a build around the cadia i showed b4 i go to sleep
yep like I said, that sword you posted most recently
by the time you've sawed your first target, rev'd, repositioned your aim, and sawed through a second target
that first one's gonna be dead, prolly long dead
so you'll only ever be getting single targets at a time bleeding
at least with that blessing
I'd try something else tbh
put bleed on a tigris mk xv
it cleaves many targets when you rev and light 1
assault sword can only ever hit 1 thing at a time with special
i see
momentum still works fine
cuz that's light attack horde clear
another blessing that worked there would be just fine, rampage
they both need 3 targets hit in a swing
so every time you see your bar get momentum toughness back
you know right then rampage is active
same criteria to proc
can know when your rampage is active by when you get toughness back
that appeals to me, anyway
and then unarmored and flak or infested and go ham on horde clear
you prolly already oneshot maniacs on a saw as it is
and unyielding are dumb cuz they die immediately anyway when the group gets close to em
for bosses I pack my ranged weapon, bolter or flamer
saw a time or two then magdump, you just did 30-40+% of its health
Believe they're talking about momentum keystone not blessing
Yea I mean keystone for a build
Momentum keystone + crit CDR with shred is lit
just picked up crit CDR
my number one must have will not give up ever is movement speed
if I can move faster, tell me how to build for it
so I've got other accoutremant along with it like 20% reduced sprint etc etc
I'm slowly peeling those off one by one to claw back talent points for things like crit CDR
Vraks Mk III Headhunter Autogun any use for Zealot?
Currently running Agri Mk8 Braced Autogun
Yea, though i generally prefer agri braced or something like it
Agri brauto hurts my eyes and gives me a headache when I'm stoned
Need a mod to remove the flash
That'd be nice
Mod that makes player guns less loud would be nice too
need a mod that makes every noisse christmas
The rev is capped to 6 targets.
Mk II is just better for Bloodletter and bleed in general due to the H1.
maniac, flak, unyielding, carapace, unarmored
avoid crit and weakspot, it's a bait
ty I'll try those out
yeah I figured, if you're going bleed, and going momentum like some people were talking about earlier
the horizontal is the widest arc sweep the zealot has on offer
then I went off on my bloodthirsty tangent
momentum rampage or momentum bloodthirsty get a lot of overtime hours in a setup like that
game name?
that's the smelter level if that's what you mean
don't have the name for the game itself figured out but the person who knocks the most live heretics into molten lava wins
it's like golf, but somehow even more violent
Oggy bowling

Should I buy this?
Aye isnt bad
yeah
edit both perks
to flak + elites/cara/unyielding
and you've got a perfect flamer
I made a series of short videos explaining how to better use the flamer and do more damage with less fuel spent
Thank you my dudes 🌞
Damn that flower can move 
why does it have to be a ironhelm
chaos shenanigans
i should buy it for the funny
didnt ironhelm get buffed
is it still garbo
i mean, hitting a horde with a charge heavy is very fun
Ironhelm and Crucis are on equal footing but fill different roles
what does iron helm do better
cc
yes
ironhelm has the advantage of being able to pick off elites in a horde better
ye
cause you can charge and then swing and youll swing through the chaff till you hit the elite
ironhelm better at cc than crusher??
imma have to try it for myself
good thing i hate ordos
rather than needing to aim for it with crucis
casino time 😎
ironhelm also horde clears a bit better last i knew
doesn't have stagger as good as the crusher tho
mixed hordes
and bosses ig
Crusher is better cc
reject hmmr
they have different uses
transcend to crshr
speaking of transcending
yall remember The Forbidden Sale
and the stuff you kept if you got it in time
guess what I founnnnnndddddd
huh
with the crusher I actually love seeing a rager wall fly at me
yay
hadron time
Show the rest coward
Unfortunately
legend says if you can hit 200 team score you'll get a god roll weapon
Bolt pistol my beloved
back to quickplay with ye
Eyo real?
on okri, gimme a bit
it's set up like a standard bolter, still so fresh it even uses the carry animation
and not the pistol one
it'd be cool for nurglings to show up as precursors to some death guard mission
What would I get the most out of here?
Rampage III -> IV or Flak 20 -> 25?
Presumably Rampage III -> IV? I just don't know how damage calculations work in Darktide.
leave as is or change rampage to deathblow
can save a change for any future balance passes that may shake something up
always save your double perk and double blessing weapons for just that reason
new update, new math, new weapon, new you
Up a crick without a paddle
instead of halfway up a waterfall falling to the bottom, like the half bad idea
Good teams make the game easy
mediocre teams make you have to shine a bit more
bad teams make you have to be able to carry dead weight
useless teams make you have to be able to carry 3 full dead weight... "teammates"...
though calling those people "teammates" is an insult to bad teammates
which is sad
what do i replace on this
why only + 20?
i see
lol love the crusher but wow you don't top the damage charts
You gotta work harder
i got 3rd lowest damage yet I died/downed the least
even had a nice clutch in the middle
I don't care if I got the most damage, in all honesty. I usually am just more surprised when I do. If I pull off an amazing clutch and save a run, then I am happy no matter how bad my stats are
I mean: Who can complain when they all died and I kept the run afloat? lol
thats true lol
Let them bitch all they want. They died and would have lost it all if I(or you) hadn't been there to carry their asses lol
Then again if they do die you can't really blame them either because clutching is hella tough >.<'
when there's only 2 people left I mean
Just failed a run that was exactly that. I just busted my ass for about 15 minutes to get bottlenecked by a bomber I couldn't account for and two trappers that clipped together lol.
I'm sick about it. Shroudfield zealot with crucis 2 is so fucking fun. We straight up would've wiped if it wasn't for me.
I don't know why people don't toss grenades to buy time sometimes. I don't get it.
I prefer shroudfield with a heavy sword, tbh
idk why since I wasn't a heavy sword guy... until we got shroudfield
you can defo top damage charts with crusher
then the heavy sword just clicked for me
assuming there aren't people running more broken shit that are actually competent
i think i've topped charts before with crusher, it absolutely does put in work
Which crusher? Slept on that weapon for ages.
but like, if you're solo clutching/hard carrying or w/e then you should probably be topping the charts with crusher no worries lol
swang that shit
It just didn't feel that good back then. Guess that's different now
it wasn't good back then
very versatile weapon with strong CC and a fun moveset
anyone else have a bug where you cant talk in game text chat?
yea
changing operative fixed it I think
Are cleave blessing useful for mk15 evi?
got those 2 and for crit build I mainly use shred with rampage, but maybe cleave will score better results?
are you struggling in melee
like
taking a lot of hit s
when horde clearing and whatnot
nope, I spam F in hordes. Only ragers/maulers will be a little problem when they mix with horde
That left evis is basically a perfect crit CDR one
Wrath is sorta eh ig
stick to the left one ye
gotcha
You’d want savage sweep instead of wrath if you wanted a cleave one
just wondering if cleave matter for Mk15
Savage sweep will only affect the enemies staggered not killed, which still works for crit CDR and makes melee easier
it will stagger but its not adding dmg
Cleave isn’t the most important thing
whats the consensus on the new evis
i like it
its lights cleave like a son of a bitch
Its good
Stagger is still important so don’t be like “oh it’s bad” cuz 4 target cap
i stunlocked a mauler with it
atleast i think i did
that or i was accidently dodging it
Very satisfying to use and you can build it for different purposes
does anyone else be dodging left to right corresponding with which way your attack is going
i be doing dat
tldr, new evisc is rampage plus whichever you like, cleave is fine but you have options
what blessings should i be aiming for a crit eviscerator build. bloodletter?
shred
oh lol you just answered
what does rampage do
flat dam increase
dmg
oh that
i have that on my old evis
AOOUGH
I HAVE TO FARM THE GOOD BLESSINGS ON NEW EVIS
so close yet so far away
they share blessings
i'm a noob, but i though each mark had it's own blessings
only force staves are like that
blessings stay in the family
ok good to know.
calm down there hapsburg
bluebloodblueblood
stay jolly
i cant say GG at the end of the match my enjoyment is ruined
also wtf is this from?

keep my wife-aunt's name out of your mouth
I wish we had pirate themed Heavy sword skin
hideo game
Hideo Kojima
"teaser" it's barely a tech demo
Hibebo kolumbo
Me she he, Wumbo
wumbus
getting hung up on wording 🫠
drop kick
its a demo
That was fucking awful I'm sorry
im gonna blow your fucking cribup
THAZ MYNE!
never disrespect hideous kojunkger again
drip or drown chat
for the drip mod
i like the burlap aesthetic
it's the templar's flak vest
i want my zealot to look like a coked out maniac
my veteran is dripping with the commissar fit, zealot is a bicyclepath
(zealot chat)
i need my zealot to look like dis
imposible because fathshark is scared of real fashion
so true
...no, wait, you can get pretty close already
bro just needs to be a repentia
i do not want to be a repentia
i want to be redemtpionist
all the fucking zealot masks are based off of them
yea there's stuff that is basically that, you just want the stink lines, which fair they don't have that
there is not any of that fucking armor
do not lie to me
you consist of fakes
i am here to be a real zealot
u are here to be prettyboy zeaot
i want my zealot UGLY
i want him YUCKY
i want my zealot to be UNWANTABLE
just wear the hobo shit and get an ugly haircut
Ugh.
all im saying is nurgle boys probably dont smell that bad in comparison to everyone else
Can't even take yourself out in 40k. You just warp bullshitted or whatever.
Man fuck this universe lmao
Dark Eldar
Well Fun is subjective if you think bout it
harlequins have fun
and when they die slaanesh doesnt eat them do to being trolled
Don't dark Eldar literally get sustained from suffering they inflict? Butchering it but I'm sure a friend told me that once.
I hate them and their nonsense is metal as fuck. Fucking torture orchestras n shit. Wild
yes because when slaanesh was birthed they were in the webway so their souls werent eaten but are slowly draining
so they torture to sustain themselves
but unlike everyother eldar which have a failsafe for when they die, dark eldar just go straight to her
nurgle cant be that bad is all im saying!!!
I came from vet chat and the contrast is hilarious.
bro is trying so hard to be stinky
i'd rather be a nurgle then anything else
got my guts hanging out but atleast i have some human idea
I'd rather not have anything to do with the wh universe period.
Nurgle is a loving family
khorne are all so fucking psycho it'd be hard to call them human
seth is whatever da fuck
no one talks about seth
sseth
No other chaos god makes you besties with maggots
And are you really winning if you're not homies with what you got in your guts?
nurgle got that shit on LOCK
There's nothing here that's something I'd call good in my book. Some weird infectious asshole who makes literal viruses designed to remove my ability to know why shit is fucked is uh. Nah.
That's not a life at all.
Tzeentch
Slaanesh
Nurgle
Khorne
Doesn’t nurgle imply you have rotting parts falling off and all
just do shit you'd usually do but with a side of plague
Also, I know slaanesh is more than that lol
easy as hell
also Vashtorr I guess
But it's an easy write off for most people.
if the gifts fuck you up that bad it'll get replaced
tentacle arms and shit
Terrible
That doesn’t sound fun
Likely because that is how he's portrayed in just about every instance 💀
its implied most of nurgles gifts have some side affect that makes it worth it
Having my body morphed because I've been literally "fixed" to like that happening to me is fucked up.
Can't be told that's dope.
Yeah I'm good lol
i'd rather be a little yucky then part of a sex cult or a psycho
Being immune to viruses because of how much viruses you have in you 
True
But also, lesser evil and allat
Ain't no lesser, just whichever you're amenable to. Just like reality.
not even lesser evil
i'd say nurgle is a lesser evil then the imperium at this point
Boffum are ultimately straight garbage
any purgation enjoyers wanna give me tips on how to use this POS
pulls out slower than my ding dong
He cares about his shit. K?
who are too cool to care about shit
seth is fine
i think that guys whole thing is just knowledge over all
Nurgle even has a loving wife who taste tests his soups
No other chaos god has a loving wife
so real
Checkmate
do NOT look up da reason he has a wife........
Just because he's smiling and giving dudes under his creed, forced or manipulated doesn't mean his shit doesn't stink. It literally does.
Not even emprah has loving wife, poor guy
u could say that about the imperium
Does he kidnap Isha again and literally have her getting used as aginea pig?
Most jobs in the imperium literally stink as well 
And yeah I despise the imperium too
atleast nurgle is a real thing and not a psuedo alive psyker corpse
What a crude term, grandpa says we use the word wife in this household
i'd rather be part of a group with a guy who doesnt have to suck the life out of 70k psykers a day or whatever the number is
All I'm saying is, you literally have to keep moving the post to justify fucking with an objectively terrible dude.
That's a sign that he sucks lmao
everyone sucks
it's a battle of who's the coolest on top of who'd be the better
nurgle fits all of dat for me
nurgle doesnt even hate the emperor just see's him as some useless corpse
If that's you, cool. Get roasted or something I guess hopefully. Fuck that space super aids cancer shit
i can fuck wit dat...
super space aids that lets you live forever
"He does mass murder too but he says he loves me > w <"
No shade, just funny to read.
emperor
adeptus
rl
Okay him too
I am shitposting, but if I'm being genuine then I feel like Nurgle is a relatively better choice than some of the places you can be stuck with in the imperium, but yes, he is as a chaos god, literally evil, even if he cares about his own 
just cause he kills a trilino milion psykers a month just to live doesnt mean he is bad 🥹
Like, for example, the ultramarines portion of the imperium is run really well and people are treated decently
God I love the ultramarines
Yeah that's fine. I can't take wh stuff deep like that like that unless it's like...some internet weirdo caping their fuckery through their media loves.
But that's surpaingly not really the case with a lot of wh nerds I know directly.
salamanders and ultramarines are the coolest
My faction that skins babies is better than your faction that skins babies
REAL
Love me salahmandahs
liberl
liber L
i still think its a cool idea that your body is in a stasis of healing and deteriorating
with nurgle
Neoliberalism probably not even remembered in the imperium probably.
That history might as well be rotted ash in the wind.
Shit, nothing else is probably remembered considering
I wonder if the psykers being hate crimed so hard is maybe a metaphor for something 
Is that against the rules to say?
Probably not
Depends on your lens. Psykers are wrapped up in a world that has a literal predetermined, essentialist logic. Makes it very easy for the imperium for example to justify itself when the universe it's in actually requires it.
Now what I was about to say in response to this actually would probably have been against the rules 
this steps into the bounds of political and ideological discussion and that is soemthign the mods liek us to refrain from doing, so we should probably leave it there
but idk thats jsut me
political people r freaks
Wouldn't be the first time that people's mass media just already seeped in its own social commentary sets up those conversations.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
idm people discussing the nuances of the setting
I do mind people that get weird about it
2 games in a row a knife zealot lets me down 
Only two? 
At the very least though, wh is definitely not endorsing a lot of what it expresses. Definitely talking shit about fucked up politicking and history.
Yeah for sure
Bro... Why emprah?
Psykers seem to be a near 1:1 allegory for the treatment of so-called "witches" in the medieval ages
It's a criticism more than endorsement
Sometimes a bit too commercial in my opinion but that's my outlook on the little I really know.
You got the close-minded religious government that enforces its religious practices on the population and treats the people who can do "magic" to be freaks
And also, yeah no shit it's a huge media franchise
Except this time they can do magic
Tell me this is a melk and you didn't spend plasteel
And can spawn a demon
i wonder how fucked up cavills 40k is gonna be
Emprahs reward, nothing spent nothing gained either
Oh emprah's reward, makes sense 💀
There pretty much zero medieval witch hunts. They only became a thing in the 17th century and then they were ridiculously huge
40K is like the worst parts of humanity combined into a single timeline
The inquisitors are specifically modeled on the English witch hunters of the 17th century
We can see this by how the most popular military unit uses blue as its colour
Which is tremendously unethical
Matthew Hopkins (c. 1620 – 12 August 1647) was an English witch-hunter whose career flourished during the English Civil War. He was mainly active in East Anglia and claimed to hold the office of Witchfinder General, although that title was never bestowed by Parliament.The son of a Puritan minister, Hopkins began his career as a witch-finder in M...
True, I got mixed up
Look at that mfer
It was the uhhhhh geocentrism I think
He’s 40k ready
Ready for the Grimdark.
And at that point he readily transitions to being a hunter of witches
I'm usually honing in more on the infrastructure of worlds like tertium. More specifically the necessity of its mass surveillance, decisive execution of dissent, the vapid insistence of domineering dogma and all that othe juicy fasc/fasc adjacent trash warmongering.
it's not vapid theres a point to it
Oh no, it still is.
o right on
It's just anchored by the reality of 40k that requires it.
It's "hard" to write a story about an authoritarian government without defaulting to Chaplin's brother
The propaganda, the warmongering, the silencing of dissidents
Bottom line the medievals had better shit to do like sue clouds for not raining
I’m dead serious about that btw
wife
I thought suing was invented when the first American took issue with something extremely minor and decided to escalate it to government level
Here are some great medieval lawsuits https://daily.jstor.org/when-societies-put-animals-on-trial/
what an american way to think that americans invented lawsuits
To me, its only as difficult as the authors intent to meaningfully create pieces of art in defiance of said system cruelties.
At that point, having a sincerely robust education on what you're trying to display with works like that > spectacles that end up well, pretty much endorsing it from a lack of well-written written subtext, themes, needed nuance, etc.
Nah the Romans basically invented the nuisance lawsuit
The medievals went next level with it tho, usually American courts deny you the right to sue animals
Same with the Romans
I think with the prevalence of what people consider to be fascist nowadays, it gets weird to look at something authoritarian and not think about fascism first
Authoritarian can be handled as a misnomer for some people. Only speaking in context for say, the states, the education is lacking generationally. The blindspots are real as hell.
Pigs were constantly getting sued for eating babies like idk what they were doing back then but stop letting the pigs eat your babies smh my head
Step 1: have a baby
Step 2: do not let pig eat
And if it starts calling to other systems and more underhanded methods of information control, it starts getting into "oh no, it's feeling slightly nuanced" territory and people start taking issue because the medium of art is being used to get people to question their reality
Or it just gets deflected by a knee-jerk reaction
And at least historically, before fascism was even written into literature, America already reveled in its own actions to be in concert with fuckery.
Knee deep in it even.
Like making a "capitalism bad" criticism and getting told "fucking commie lmao" and the discussion ends there
Shit, swimming in it.
Oh yeah, we had some real nasty shit before Chaplin 2
Capitalism good actually and is not even close 😎
Get bent commies
Yeah, I like knowing that the current global economy runs on necropolitics.
A toast to uhhhhh human sacrifices in native cultures of old
It's pretty great, when you're not getting fucked by it.
May we get a bountiful harvest
Though I guess it also makes sense for it to be a bit easier to depict recent stuff
Welcome to enjoy lovely Stalinism of North Korea
The further we advanced in human history, the better preserved the information was
Like finding a lot more info on 1943 AC than 1943 million BC or some shit
ok now y'all are getting weird about it
Göbekli Tepe (Turkish: [ɟœbecˈli teˈpe], 'Potbelly Hill'; Kurdish: Girê Mirazan or Xirabreşkê) is a Neolithic archaeological site in the Southeastern Anatolia Region of Turkey. The settlement was inhabited from c. 9500 to at least 8000 BCE, during the Pre-Pottery Neolithic. It is famous for its large circular structures that contain massive ston...
Wouldn't know what some people mean but /shrug.
Will say though without a shred of sarcasm: fuck capitalism.
Course Correction: Thy Wrath Be Swift is a talent that players' use as a crutch for their movement in missions.
this and karahan tepe are extremely cool/interesting sites
IKR? Major settlements and architectural innovations in a pre agricultural society 😱
Makes sense that there'd be communities around food and water
We going back in our ways now
no need to elaborate
What'd I miss
all hail monolith
Dickbutt carbon dating.
madness
Combat
Yeah but monumental architecture? That was a big shock
Digital archeology likely bout to be some silly SILLY shit.
Didn't we have like
Romans Try Not To Draw Phallic Images On Literally Everything Challenge: Level Impossible
Grafitti in ancient Italian cities mocking people
yep
Like straight up saying X dude is a twat and that was it
Nah the LiDAR stuff is beyond my comprehension cool, we’re discovering massive societies in the South American jungle by lasering the dirt
"This spot is very high" is probably my favorite
I love the notion that we actually have always been the same
And that only technology advanced
Digital archaeology is just better picture books for kids who can’t read good
wait does auric quickplay give more plasteel than damnation quickplay?
Forgot which cave people kept going on about in the anthropology crew shit but that was a whole thing.
It's more common than people think within the linguistic anthropologist field.
Try not to die of boredom challenge level impossible
And that somewhere in ye olde times there was some caveman having beef with another caveman and drew him getting [redacted] by a mammoth
People been shitposting
Its over in 15 minutes if you're competent and know where plasteel spawns are
Across all cultures.
pain
I don’t think we have art of that, but do have plenty of lewd art from the Roman era
We might actually be on the 17th depiction of the soyjak in human history and believe it's the first because of our hubris
Yeah but I hate grinding mats 😱
that said, plasteel should just be rewarded on mission end
I meant like recovery of like digital spaces strictly. Was a fantasy thought at best.
Running around for it in missions just pads gameplay time
Why in gods name would anyone want to recover digital spaces? Purge that shit with fire
"Oh, you missed this corner, now you get less plasteel" kinda feels like ass
Delete the internet tbh
Because its human history.
Being aware of and preserving human knowledge, no matter what is quite literally a pillar of our species.
But AI war say ai is bad 
Main reason why humans are even able to do a whole of whatever, fucked up stuff included.
I dispute the human and history element for digital spaces
Nobody needs to see the deep archives of 4chan
And game forum 283747372 has nothing of value to offer posterity
Hard disagree. Helps create a picture of what one pool of human input has produced.
Definitely something worth knowing about to, you know, avoid
Yeah it’s helpful having an archive of leaked classified material on every modern AFV 😂
Okay that shit is hilarious
It's actually wild how common that is
When you give an 18 year old a tank and an internet connection you get some fun results
I archive... things that interest me
It's how I get the many profile pictures I used
Porn is not of archaeological interest
It is
“History of autism in the first twenty years of the 21st century: a dissertation on the internet”
We'll still have people expanding research on sexuality and all that that'll definitely reach into some ancient ass toy production factory
Hey. You. Take a lap. You're done.
That was funny.
IMO every dissertation on fetishes should result in a funding cut because clearly too much money and time available to that uni
Social science can't just up and separate sexuality.
Gazing ever deeper into the human navel reaches us nothing other than “wow, that person is fucking weird”
Scientistos have found relations between fetishes and growth
Dang he used burst early
Russian blue (I know it's not one) fuzzy tech
Finally
Apparently people can develop a mommy mode fetish due to lack of maternal affection in early life
Which is entirely unrelated to me
A fuzzy?! Damn this cat got nasty knowledge checks
Paraphilias are studied for sure. Wouldn't know about that one though.
Source: one shitty study that won’t replicate
At the very least, people studying that stuff have long dismissed Freudian types. Thank fuck.
Ignorance is strength and we are very strong 💪
They just kind of auto-tech most shit. Can hardly get hkd oki on them. Bastards.
Cats need another patch. (Please for fucks sake don't. Humanity has already warped too many species)
Me on my way to force interbreeding so my domestic wolf has a 0.25cm shorter tail

Source: the tinfoil incident
(he'll get severe back pain and dementia in 6 generations)
Source: domesticated species period.
Humans fucked the whole game up for dogs

