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Martyrdom related talents makes you quite tanky and by damaging yourself you just surrender 1/2 of your build
Rager goes past toughness sire
No they don't
why are you playing martyrdom lol
Not if you have 212 đ
How do you achieve 212 for Zealot marty
Martyr is a passive
3x toughness curios.
When your toughness is not 100% you get chip damage, that's it
With toughness perks
...
And then further damage reduction
As i have understood martyrdom since back in VT2, you grow more powerful over the course of a mission as your health chips down
You get a similar result from the proper use of martyr
But rager packs are easy enough to handle
If approach, back up
And then blast them with a ranged weapon
some builds can
Or use proper left/right diagonal dodges to get solid kills in

chastise without any CDR talents is alright but not nearly as plentiful as e.g. ogryn or vet regen
My preferred rager tactic is eviscerator to back of spine while theyre tenderizing someone else 
I like momentum on the mk15 evis, its comfy
Why are we
why are we
second wind exists
I know not all builds use it
But even then
If you arent going for second wind
You can get toughness regen from other nodes
Not loner đ
the only blessing u really need on new eviscerator is rampage so it doesn't hugely matter anyways
loner sucks big donkey ass because coherency regen is disabled in melee combat rofl
Like not even eh itâs meh
ewew and on-kill regen are just slow
The new evis is the only thing weapon I'd put momentum on. The thing covers so much ground you can put stuff that'd be eh or a waste on other weapons on it.
compared to other options
Its wild
yeah
exactly
I dislike people who take loner, or stealth
But you have second wind, EWEW, chastise (as a whoops too low toughness), momentum regen, shroud regen, chorus
i love loner/stealth users because they make redditors mad
^
it works out of the box so well you just slap rampage on it for more free dmg and then you basically have a blessing slot left over that can either go to shred on crit dr builds, wrath/ss if you want more cc, or momentum if you want more sustain
Sometimes the occasional madness is funni
and be totally fine whatever you do
Tbh how slow are you killing then đ
ewew should've been nerfed to actually do what the tooltip says instead of being 8.333%/sec
they overcorrected a lil bit
You are used to being spoonfed toughness via heavies yes ik
or confident strike
before patch 13
ogryn toughness regen has always been superior to anyone else
Yes because they overcompensate for them being a big fuck
toughness is always better
you think huh
tanking sniper shot via toughness alone is insane

but now you cant really get instastripped of your toughness anymore
so I will say it's always better
let's put it this way: 570hp beefcake ogryn is more forgiving, 220 toughness halo overshield ogryn is more optimal
that tracks, yeah
I also go full toughness curio on zealot now so momentum is even more value
it's just a nice build
is this a good axe? đ
Finesse is a little low, perks need work but you could make it work
With a couple adjustments
i want to run this but getting anything more than a 16% toughness curio feels frickin impossible and those come by rarely enough
I guess flak + maniac as usual?
The % difference is negligible
Run 15/16âs if thatâs what you have
Hey hank when are we sharing a meal together
And then HP/Toughness/Gunner res for perks
Youâll have quite enough HP and toughness from that
What kinda meal
Wouldnât waste the locks
What is the hell is that
whats the cc combo for the new assault chsword?
The blessings + perks donât give much wiggle room
But Thunderous to headtaker/decimator or brutal momentum
look like some gourmet food from 6 star michelin
And infested to flak or manic
Please goss
That is a health hazard
Posting this should be a bannable offence
suddenly salad was wild
Floppy bacon is superior
a superior method of delivering food poisoning
Josho you arenât a flirt
yes
Frog
Stan
damn that's kinda rude
Lol
đŚ
I meant frog
What do you put on your salad
No don't ask this
What else
Or blue cheese
alright
Run
stan has added an addendum to my name
This isnât bad yet
That's some hardcore autocorrect
Josho i mean youâre not a frog
No
Josho knows the layers of burger salad
Have you heard of burger salad

stan is about to list the entire contents of his fridge
I DON'T WANNA KNOW
You abomination
and claim it is a salad
sneedenhagen
Is rancid
Snusenhagen
Pieces of cold leftover burgers, lettuce, carrots, tomatoes, tortellini, almonds, cranberries, onions, olives, cubed cheese
Blue cheese dressing
Stop talking.
Itâs good
We fought wars over spices
im almost certain there's more
And this is what you do
fwiw
I donât want to know
No
he got it
Nothing you eat has worth
Thatâs my usual salad base
You would make someone who is literally starving feel full looking at your food
You can swap the burgers out
EGGS
that's right
If you give me cheese I'll be happy. What can you do with cheese
Culinary artist
Oh yeah forgot
Thanks Japan
Cheesem
ITS NOT MY GOD DAMN FAULT
IT IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT
Stan
YOU BURGER SALAD CREATING BEAST
Whatâs your favorite cheese
NOW ITS JAPAN!?!?
Japan is not a flirt
Cheddar
Not a horrid choice
are we talking like, hard cheddar
flacid cheddar
Probably melted cheddar if itâs Stan
I am French and I must say. Cheddar is my favorite.
I could do with some cheddar
i'd like heroin personally
oh god stop
the stantatoes
Hard cheddar is fucking amazi no
Amazing
I literally just eat a block like an apple
Harder cheddar is hard to find use for
Like i bought an extra sharp reserve cheddar small block
And it was so dry and strong it barely vibed on a cheeseburger
aged cheddar has very little lactose because it's been so well digested by the mold that lactose intolerant people can havei t without much issue
if any
eating it straight or with some like, German mustard with honey in it and crackers/bread and maybe some various cured meats
Just three cheese wedges and some watery drywall dust and you have a nice gruel
I think medium<->sharp is my favorite range
texas has a lot of smoked cheddar too
I Can't Believe It's Not Corpse Starch!
Whatâs the best way to eat a loaf of bread
put it in a room temp smoker for a couple days and brown out the outside once it's cut from the rind
Zealot chat is not where i was expecting Food discussions
Go full medieval peasantcore and cut a thick slice off and eat that carb-loaded goodness dry
oh no
Magdump bolter
pinning fire and surgical/cavalcade and unyielding + flak/maniac/carapace
Bolter is a magdump kind of weapon to begin with, feels
don't listen to them it's also laser beam accurate at range
not if you have suppression immunity aka vet
you can snipe very well with it
It's basically a fully auto stubby Barrett M82.
I do not agree
Boltor has amazing range
The sway turns me off enough to just dump it unless theres a bomber i cant immediately evi
With sliced bread I like to scrunch it up into a ball in my fist
I mean THIS stubby.
Take the Vet perk that gives you no sway at a stamina cost, Cubic
the sway and suppression on bolter is pain
And also the one that gives suppression immunity
Bottom left tree
Turns it into a sniper
I use the bolter on zealot
This is what I imagine all of Stan's food sounds like
I have the Sniper Boltgun on Veteran already
I use the new heavy pistol on vet
Ngl I also like to ball up bread for some reason
Probably the one thing I do that stan does
I can't really recommend shattering impact on bolter much anymore cause it's only 4 stacks of 2.5% per shot
I can actually imagine the smell
So, related to the "sniper" thing.

What's the best sniper for Zealot besides revolver?
kant shotty
this is fake. they fucked up ur order
don't pass this off as ur own creation
It sounds like a meme but laz is correct the kant shotgun has stupid range
And you didn't even like it stan
I can 2-Tap snipers from across the amphitheater in the carnival with the kant
lawbringer also functions, agri is like passable and has a slug which I'm not a big fan of but some people like the slug
It is definitely not my creation
I ate it all the same
đˇ
Extra creamy Caesar cups too for finger eating đ
Your finger is gods natural spoon

Cheese
genuinely disgusting
Also cold nachos are way better tbh
Like nachos with cold unmelted cheese
Barbarian
Stan doing his opposite day food again
What?
Opposite day food? Never heard of that
Is that like eating food you normally dont
If it's supposed to be hot, he likes it cold
Why did this guy do this
If it's supposed to be cold? Best warm
Hot and coke both have different merits
Icecream?
Cold
He microwaves it to a disturbing degreee
Microwave

HI ICE
When you stand before the gates of god do not expect him to look kindly upon you
gm chat hope everyone is well today
Hello germers. I have a lil question which may be hard to specifically answer. Might be depending on build, I know BUT in general.
I never know what the best blessings and pers to use on the Curios. Like, what are the best ones in general, and those you always pretty much wanna go for? I know that Zealot for example wants wounds. But in general.
Thanks :)

he got banned for witch hunting
he had like
a grudge
Gunner resist ability regen toughness health
He nourished that grudge for a month
Stanima regen
Fucking can't even
u never go wrong with toughness/hp both as perks and as base curio stats
gunner res is good, ordos is ok, a corruption or sniper res (wouldn't ever do more than 1) is fine
You shouldn't be gitting hit by snipers in the first place just work on dodges
Also zealot only wants wounds if you're doing martydom build
Dont look at me
audio cues bug out, the game will have scenarios in which you physically can't move, etc
i don't run it. there's a valid reason to though
Jokes on you I run in with a chainaxe because I got a gun with stripped down 
I have never had my audio bug out
I get downed to melee and only melee, maybe
yeah u have u just didn't notice it
cos it was silent
^
happens to literally everyone
it's map dependent but enemies are definitely not playing sound cues properly unless ur chillin in malice
For being hit because i cant move that's happened a handful of times and i have four level 30s
Weâve all been in a pox horde once and boom a âstealthâ enemy pops into our through process cuz he just got into frame
Getting a knife to do this rn
Ready to strike
i have 2k hours in this game that's not really relevant
already met 3 knife zealots in a row
I dont understand people who play knife
I got a copious amount of hours 2 pal, I donât bring âem up to keep neutrality

perk choices for curios aren't hugely impactful. there's not a huge amount of competition
a sniper res is fine
If ive played the game for as long as i have and only gad that happen to me a few times why ever take sniper resist when i could get like
Bomber resist
You get flamed infinitely less for bringing "odd" or "peculiar" trinket perks than anything else
In part because no one can check them, but still
knife zealots be like, let me run around the map and die while doing shit damage
(some knife players are good but fuck me they are rare)
a bomber res is fine but also not really doing much in the post fire-nerf world
Because extra ordo docket is better trust
Ive been hurt by bombers more than snipers also im p sure theres a bug rn that makes fire ignore toughness
Get them riches
I have a vid of it going right through my toughness
trying to use a situational damage resistance as a counter to another situational damage resistance isn't really getting u anywhere
lol ya is like finding a ogryn pal that wonât run into ur LoF 
Im just saying how often do you ever get hit by snipers
Sure u may find a few but theyâre few and far between
probably more times than i am taking damage to bomber fire
but i don't run either
Maybe its a skissue then
most ppl afaik run a mix of toughness/hp and then gunner resist
^
despise them
What in the sweet hells
bombers at the mo arent threatening until there's like
5
or if something else spawns
hes showcasing his new zealot build
Itâs sweet heaven
Hi mittins OwO
helo stan
shit happens tbh
as Josho said, audio issues. But also mutants, trappers, being surrounded and unable to dodge, etc
Itâs sometimes very nice to have
You know i will say if youre doing like
Auric dam
Sniper resist is probably a good choice
Also sniper gauntlet
Japan p much just only included it as a side option
we're not talking something we think you MUST take
goal posts are squeaking as they slide across the field
HP/Tough/Gunner
I want shotgun resist
Sniper resist is more of a "ok to have a bit if you want" not necessary
The other things are a mission specific thing tbh
i have hp curious on my zealot and i love it. 335hp is really nice
Or if you are for some reason doing grims
mini orgyn build
Just
Use
Toughness
Please god
toughness is waste
I was admitting i was wrong tf you mean im moving goalpost
esp with fury etc
You smoking some good shit if you think that
You want me to take it back?
we want you to give it to charity
also remain coherent. ik thatâs not usual for a knife zealot but if you remain coherent ur toughness does well
true good cause of ur choice
coherency shuts off in melee
Toughness is unironically the best choice for zealots unless itâs a martyr build
zealot is like the worst class for coherency regen
COHERENCY DOESNT APPLY TO ZEALOTS 99% OF THE TIME
not to say it's particularly outstanding because it's a bad choice in general anyways
coherency regen is disabled in melee
fury
Which is what you do
god
99% if he time
(fatshark will not tell u this)
Useful for flamer support build
Thats it tho
As in chorus? Thatâs just a positioning matter
if your argument is "i am running invocation of death" im proud that u could abuse something wildly stronger than it should be but not every build takes that
toughness per kill. like do enough damage and you should be fine lol
fellas. need it or keep it?
You do know itâs
5% right
Not 5 toughness
So more toughness prevents more chip damage
And you regen more per kill
yes kill enough enemies and you wonât go into your health bar
Meaning even less
and if you do your health should be like 300+ lol
the whole point of taking toughness is you're not really taking that much damage from melee enemies outside of stray overheads (sometimes dragged into you by teammates) and it gives you more survivability vs ranged enemies
^
the literally only thing that gets me anymore is trappers because of sound bug
Literally makes ranged nullified
yeah the game is ez this isn't something ppl disagree with u on
They really need to put in a T6 or T7 mode
until insert pub moment
T5 with the current power level people have is easy even on Auric
what they actually need to do is player nerfs across the board
but ppl wouldnt be happy
nah
so it remains to be seen what they do
the correct thing t odo is
add t6 then massively nerf the player and keep the difficulties unchanged
t6 will be balanced on current player power
Pretty much. Players in PvE games have an absurd hatred for nerfs even when they're warranted, so adding a new tier of content is one of the only feasible ways to balance the game without enraging the frothing manchildren
the closest we should ever have to t6 is auric damnation, im already sick of the stupid arms race between players and enemies and they just need to roll back the power creep
True
the game has always had the problem that elites aren't threatening
it's why hishock existed
muh ogryn stupid and big strong so he needs to be strongest and dumbest to play!!
or they could just leave the player power alone and make t6 basically unplayable
there is a fundamental issue with how combat works rn
that sounds fun tbh
muh zealot preacher!!!!
all of the melee elites need a redesign, most enemies really
Revolver needs nerfed but watch half the fan base shit there pants in rage when it gets nerfed so you can insta kill monstrosities
bring back old fire and truly endless hordes
already was nerfed why on earth should it get nerfed again
those would do nothing of meaning
Wait it was I havent used it much
When did vet get nerfed
Revolver is cool af
Good
originally the first meltdown was due to the power sword one
Don't read em they're lies
if rev needs nerf so does thammer and knife and any other 1 shot weapon and thatâs an r worded take
then the first rework
Idk why theyd complain its still busted
Warframe is a really good example of this actually. The game got powercreeped so hard that the devs have to give every "endgame" boss damage attenuation but even that's been gimmicked out of being relevant. They also have to put a faction into nearly every new content update they release now and they put a hard daily cap on the XP you can earn for it, otherwise players just beat everything within release day and complain the game has nothing to keep them interested
As a wf player this is true
There are weapons that deal like 10x damage compared to others
fortnite figured this out by releasing their xp stuff weekly
is there meta melee rn?
Fold shovels are nutty rn
i did enjoy / hate fortnite for that but it was smart. kept the engagement long term
idk how exactly youâd implement quests beyond milk though bc the systems are too different. fortnite is just purely neoliberal goyslop while dt is still a game at the end of the day, doesnât entirely base itself around fomo
Still unusable
Broke the flamer smh
flamer's fine
"Neoliberal goyslop" thats a new one
Yeah Flamer is ok, it's just not the "turn the game off for everyone but you" machine it was before
Write it down
north america is ran by mesoamerican corn demons. no i will not elaborate
I made some videos about Why You Think Flamer Sucks
The amount of people that have an utter freakout session about numbers being changed in a videogame astounds me
That and those who call every weapon they dont like bad
And What To Do About It
BUT WHY NERF IN A PVE GAME BROOO IT'S NOT PVP LET US HAVE FUUUUUNNN. WHY RUIN MY POWER FANTASY WAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Flamer Tips and Tricks video seminar^
Indeed, these are people who want to play damn like its sedition
i want to see a revolver nerf bc the meltdown would be funny
Based
i would have a complete bpd moment
do you have any idea how long iâve spent rolling revolvers and iâm still not even satisfied
Same lmao. I love the revolver but even I want to see it get tapped with a small nerf just to see peoples reactions
easily like 5 million dockets on revolvers in the past week
The gun is basically a pocket plasma gun
FIVE MILL
DAMN
seriously@i would be on suicide watch
you're insane lmao
I spend like
Sorry to budge in again, fellas. This is just a lil info I gathered from asking all the different classes which curio blessings and perks they would use.
X Gunner Resistance (10)
VIII Health (8)
VI Toughness Regen (6)
II Stamina Regen (2)
VIII Toughness (8)
IV Ordo Dockets (4)
I Corruption Resistance
V Sniper Resistance (5)
II Wound (2)
I Bomber Resistance
I Flamer Resistance
I Stamina
I Ability Cooldown
Would you say this feels accurate? :)

200k and have one i like
gimped by the fucking first target
If you asked this when Bombers were using Napalm in their grenades you'd likely get a very different set of responses.
yes but i want everything i like on it
sometimes iâll get a 379 and then gaydron ruins it
iâm lucky i have 3 controllers
tough/hp is mandatory tbh, Gunner res as well but it is the one that can be varied
Typically you want
3x tough and 3x hp
But then you could do
does bleed ticks count as crit as well?
best iâve gotten
Probably because grinding one weapon are terrible tbh
Bro thats a groll
If FatShark gonna nerf my weapon down to the ground to make other weapon good, that mean I need to go through the grind cycle again
Bruh that's a fine enough roll. It'll already obliterate anything in the game atm
tier 3 makes me mad and the stats arenât perfect enough for my ocd
i have a gambling addiction
The game is too easy atm for anything more to actually matter
oh so then you like stuff like this
Rule of thumb is anything thatâs not Tough/HP/Gunner you should only have 1-2 of max
perfect target for fs
I wouldn't say too easy as your teammate still have "Deciding factor" whether your gonna win or not
especially Mael Auric V
Just fuckin suck to play those mission where Vet decided to not use melee
is this a zealot weapon??
i want mobility to be garbage with the others at 80, i want flak and maniac and tier 4 hand cannon and surgical on it. itâs been a lot of work to get this revolver, and i still havenât gotten it
infuriating
I'll get to those when I swap
No
It will suck more but itâs always winnable
Shitty teammates are always going to be an issue, but I'm more so talking about when it comes down to individual performance. Enemies in this game atm just get obliterated without you even trying even if your gear isn't "literally" perfect thanks to the insane powercreep we've had.
also mad as hell about this because i want flesh tearer 4 and flak instead of cara
easily spent another couple million on knives
Always could win, but it just suck to play in Auric Mael as the only 1 or 2 person competent
What kind of Powercreep does this actually mean? The Talent tree rework?
Hi guys, I'm trying to get into the chainsword action atm but idk which ones are the better ones to use
I've got the old Evis MkII atm
i like mk 18
but I'd be up for an assault chainsword too
Yep, sucks, but it's still managable when it probably shouldn't be considering it's literally the absolute hardest content we have right now and it doesn't even need all 4 people to be good to beat it
if you have other smol characters rolled
the assault chainsword can be shared across all 3
chainaxe across us and vet
I've got everything at 30
lemme throw some ideas at you then
I just tend to stick to builds I know and like atm because I'm scared of being a deadweight
also shut up on the tier 1
I mean if you play VT2 before, it was worst back there
this was my first weapon ever
so I've been doing nothing but heavy sword IX + zarona for ages
1 cracked guy can always just solo the highest difficulty with ease
matyrdom back at it
But Darktide dont feel that much on that side
I played too much and I still yet to get to "True Solo" for Mael Auric V
ah yes a chain axe
I have a new chainaxe in headtaker/slaughter and thrust/brittle
Darktide has way more shooters and toughness instead of THP, it is infinitely more difficult to solo
I feel like headtaker ekes out thrust
broken fucking game i love it
new eviscerator is a ton of fun with rev it up and bloodthirsty
Yeah... you aren't rewarded for fighting/killing as much as possible and you need friends to get your toughness back up
because it cleaves on light 1 chainsaw rev
Zealot does have passive that does the same but not THP
can rev, cleave, rev, cleave, crit crit crit every time
what does this mean actually
does critting increase the death count of "25" to trigger piety?
each crit counts as a death yes
Critical Hits also count as +1 stack instead of people dying nearby
Gotta love it when you're looking through old pills and you find 1 pill in a bottle that doesn't seem quite right. That's why I usually google the pill numbers and letters to find out what I am taking for sure >.>
chainaxes are the hardest hitting of the 3 by far, two or three of mine can oneshot anything except bosses
Errr there's so much toughness regen available
yes toughness regen through talents is the way and then stacking health curios
eviscerators cleave (Old) on rev up and heavy1 and (new) rev up and light 1
also is the +10% at the end of piety tree worth it
does it just make the total crit 25% from blazing piety?
and the new eviscerator auto-revs on push stab'
Brb putting +30% toughness regen on my curios UwU
i can finally fight crusher
It will add a stack as if an enemy had died
and if you cleave several
at melks worth getting and how would i fix this?
is it per target or per swing
each crit gives a stack
it's per target iirc
The new evis sounds a bit better than the old one
maybe I just couldn't get to grips with the swing pattern on it
Trust me, THP in VT2 are way stronger than Toughness Regen in DT
what the fuck
if you do crit build with fury and a crit knife you basically never lose toughness unless youâre completely cornered and left alone
also does anyone know how point blank works?
Replace Point Blank and Poxwalker/Groaner damage
people run more toughness regen than toughness itself
new chainsword has very easy to blend light and heavy combos but each swing in particular can be wonky to learn
I'm going with push attack -> heavy for cleave and I'm just flailing with whatever for single targets
it has a cleave 3 attack loop, a single target nuke loop, hack n slash heavy loop
which is sad since toughness regen speed only affects coherency regen
since none of it seems to make sense
One is call regen, another is I fuckin kill you to get hp
Replace Point Blank with Handcannon, and change Poxwalker/Groaner damage with Carapace or Flak or whatever you want personally
this games stats are so fucking esoteric lmfao
or it has been this way
used to be a guy
like what the fuck does brittleness mean
It's a fate too good for a traitor, tbh.
Armour reduction
it's a flat 5% reduction to whatever their resistance is
so like
if they resist 70% of your damage
ic
each stack is 5% of that 70% total
2.5% rending debuff that stacks 16 times
not, 5% per stack, up to 70%
how does a girl who just picked this game up a week ago supposed to ever infer this
It's similar to Rending, except that it affects your whole team rather than just you
esoteric ass game
you aren't
hang out on reddit and discord basicly
stop sweating over tooltips and go body horror heretics
only way I learn shit
literally why iâm here
Google. That's it tbh.
Discord, don't go to reddit lol those idiots don't know shit from shinola(or however u spell that)
pop into ogryn chat
let the local techpriests tell you their secrets
and ask Fireant, Hank, Puri, or Grond
reddit is kek i donât go there for anything besides cooking
if it makes you feel better, you can beat anything in this game without knowing about these minutiae
so they know a thing or two about a thing or three
yes but iâm obsessive
The ogynomicon is absolutely excellent
well then welcome to the discord you will be here forever
Agreed. The subreddit is pretty bad lmao. Most people on there play at Malice or below it feels like.
you can take it as a starting point to build literally every ogryn weapon
just @ them with your question and prepare to not like the answqer
wish every class had a resource like that
the psyker one is pretty good too but not as well made
they're in the works
feel free to ask me too, I know more or less how all the mechanics work and all of zealot
Lazorr is the goat, for knowledge
post steve
itâs good but not an end all be all
It's a great starting point though
is right or left supporting talent more worth it?
Play chorus then
damage or toughness after 5 pulses
if you want to build a weapon and don't want to brick it by bad choices
I can also be a resource
itâs a starting point sure but itâs also has some things that are eh
Probably depends on the party composition tbh
that part I prefer to wing for myself
Tbh I never take either buff and just apply the extra point somewhere else
but the weapon building is excellent
iâve been using damage chorus but i always wondered if toughness chorus does anything
or is it just bait
usually you don't run a supporting talent, not worth a point imo, but for stuff like twins you want more damage resist I think
build what they say to build then go back and figure out what sucks
and tweak it til it's yours
thanks!
had to do this with knife
That's one thing this game has done really really well actually
build flexibility
they suggested precog and uncanny but i missed bleed too much
is astonishingly good now
I donât disagree that guides are valuable. Things can be valuable but not be the epitome of knowledge
STEVE!
Yeah, there's definitely always room to iterate and improve off of the guide
@faint marsh This is the real MVP of this discord
Steve-o!
he looks meditative
also if you don't believe it without seeing it with your eyes, testing one talent you're unsure of is a lot less daunting than testing the whole build/tree
Steve
excellent steve
Lazorr is the hand by which Steve is given
also you probably want creature spawner mod for testing stuff
Anyone remeber the exact day when the pirate looking outfits wee realsed in the Commodore shop plz ?
Just want to know how many days left for the next rotation
next thursday or so
steve cat
love@gim
10/10 is too low a rating for Steve tbh
@fading vale Hey Lazorr, have you see Josho... erm, I mean the frog, lately?
Japan
one more Steve
Is a very violent frog
Holey shit!!!1
Josho was here earlier
No that was japan
and Stan renamed him to Japan
Japan? lol
Josho is a sensible person. Japan is a very violent frog
Stan thinks Josho is as big as a country?!
Guys do you know who is counted when the blessings say gunner resists on curios
no he just can't spell
oh lol
gunners and reapers
I can't spell sometimes, but, I am pretty sure I spell better than Stan... also I try to correct my mis-spellings :/
Not steve, but, I love that color pattern on cats
they do not look very pleased about having their picture taken
Theyre always grumpy
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I still love them
Box cats
the cat shipment
the head kinda gives me psyker vibes but looks cool overall
Box Cats in the Cat Box?
Box. Cat.
Cat box
Aww that one looks like the cat my family had... đŚ
gotta love Calicos
She's a cutie
Cat pictures help lower the blood pressure, except to those with a cat phobia I guess :/
my old roommate had a calico
How could you be scared of something so stupid
They are silent, I guess?
weird thing about calico cats is they are pretty much all female
The silent thing is what gets me about spiders , since they can all of a sudden be within 2 feet of me and I didn't even know one was there >.>'
Spiders are fascinating... but I don't want one within 5 feet of me >.>'
bonus steve
they work on hydraulic pressure, they don't have scaffolding and pulleys like our bones and muscles
everything works via their 'heart'
that's why they curl up when they die, no more pressure to keep their legs extended out
the most they can do is a kind of hiss from scraping parts of their exoskeleton
but all bugs breathe through passive membranes instead of active respiration
so their size is limited by the raw % of oxygen in the air, bigger than that and they don't get enough air and suffocate
except for when they have uricating hairs
yeah their lungs are super inefficient
yep those just are designed to be like hydroponic needles
hollow and brittle
and they come back each time it molts
for flicking at danger's eyes n such
I had a tarantula I brought home from summer camp for a while as a kid
they're real docile animals, they know who you are and whatnot
My friend has or had one that did that to him, so that's how I learned about uricating hairs
only time I got caught up in those hairs was moving an old molt outta the cage
I don't care how docile they are, I don't want one to be walking on me
heh
I have a phobia, but, I can somewhat control my reaction to it
too close to me, though? SMASH
Within a reasonable distance? Ooo, aren't you a neat fella
No, I have no rational reason to be afraid of them other then that I startle easily
and they don't really make noise...
so I easily startle from it being that close to me
which causes a phobia reaction sometimes
I'm being a dick and poking the barriers a bit
Now one spider I might not smash is a jumping spider
I never had a big caution to em, I was just amazed as a kid they're not like, idk
cats
who wake up and choose violence every second
I've heard good things about them, and I just gotta help feed it to cause them to be more "friendly"
Steve looks so cute
they're actually skittish little docile horror movies that don't have a mean bone in their body
cuz they uh
don't have
bones
they focus on survival and generally don't use a full bite of venom, unless they are aggressive spiders
they also realize how much fucking bigger you are and that they can't just leave like cats can
why waste venom on something you won't eat? :/
cats still choose violence pretty often
Cats are equipped to deal with problems bigger than they are
scruff of the neck lol
I want someone to put the mutant charge sound over this
That would be funny
WAAAAAGGGGH
I might have something gimme a minute
How's that? lol
Thats good lol
I don't know how I timed that that perfectly for that part of the mutie scream lol

When she says she can change him.
It... it can at least... you know... um... yeah...
I think the jerky movement at the end matches how muties are more or less
deaf by 24
WOT
larkin never heard the birds sing ever again
when you get the weapon customization mod
do you see other people's custom shit or is it all your work
Bigger means shoot harder
@fading vale What do you think of my edit? :3
there's dozens of cousinorkis
Oh there is?
hundreds even
Saw one the other day
It's a character in Vermintide 2
Ah i see
Okriâs a god amongst men to my knowledge
With how highly bardin speaks of him I have no reason to disagree
God amongst men!?!
There's only one Luna and that is me
cousin okri is a hero of the karaz ankor
Going to go make another character called luna brb
Dwarfs is probably more accurate
Damn straight
You take that back for dissing Cousin Okri by comparing him to umgi!
I lack concrete info on him Iâm sorry okri enjoyer 
"Luna BRB" sounds like a fine name
Been like a fat year since Iâve touched verm 2
(Just a joke)
guys i need some insight
how does agri grauto's firing even work
either the spread is terrible
or all my shots are missing
which shouldnt be possible
are you bracing it?
Dont use the right click
oh wtf
Do not brace it
It makes the shoots have a flat pattern
do I have....two? ogryn I play named cousinokri?
And makes it less accurate
in an infinite universe I spose its possible
why would that even be a thing
for horde clearing?
Use just the hipfite
Why is this message back
bracing a brauto is a bad idea lol
Hipfire*
That message was from yesterday's convo
donât brace it literally ever unless youâre just suppressing enemies to help a teammate out
Itâs never a joke to disrespect okri so is fine 
I am so sorry
mine*
You have nothing to be sorry if you've done none wronh
Right?
wronh
Blow up
i think we should all@say sorry
on twitter ?
wronh
i member the flame bug when an ogryn vaguely looking down that hallway would have vaporised everything in it
Fuck you
so whats the use of bracing in these guns actually
I sentence you to crawfish torture
crawfish
wtf is crawfish torture
That is how you spell it
You'll see
so far I have made it two whole minutes without breaking
sentenced to 100 years of listening to mourningstar song
this is what your braced auto does when it fires in a horizontal line
it makes level terrain horde clear super easy
because there's no up and down buck for the shots to stray and miss
Good song
you can aim at head level, watch your angle by firing in bursts, and ruin a horde's day
iirc bracing is not just 'i would like to move slower with a different reticule' since some changes
nope
agrip penetrates multiple enemies
the other one fires much much more rapidly
and I guess yours fires in a lawbringer line
Why he so foolishđđ
Orange
Y u so gnarp gnarp ?
Orange everytime
What the fuck rhymes with orange
Borange
That is not a word
Ringleader
F u
Bornana
I was gonna say that
Ha
So is boranana but a pair of m&m s was able to get away with it
I made a friend
Made a fiend
Because he had 20 of them it's like the peemen you can't stop them
he smiles
Wait thats a lawbringer?
but those beady little eyes

