#zealot-class
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Twins actually fun fight, but not with randos
Sad plasteel situation tho 
I wonder what is winrate of this mission.
Ye. FS are not generous on this one for some reason.
Both dogs. "Damn that's one ugly-ass baby."
How often do you see Zealot's using the throwing knives?
i very much enjoy how they are a consistent part of ur gameplay rather than an oh-shit button
guys with catachan sword what blessings/builds are good?
They're very fun. Limiting at times but ideally your other weapons are doing the rest of the work. Since they be followed up so quickly, you can do a lot in a short time. Just not going to beat something more effective like a krak grenade/any aoe that's designed to kill.
the thing about throwing knives is they fill a specific role so if u have like
a crusher which already has a ton of safety and is a v good generalist weapon
and a brauto for instance
throwing knives are epic (like the games launcher)
it gives u longer range special-sniping
and is a better quickswap tool than a brauto
Like tossing a ping-pong ball into a room full of mousetraps.
Gotcha, figured i'd ask got yelled at by a Zealot using throwing knives for "Kill stealing". so i wanted to see how common they were
lmao
i’ve never been complained at for using peak (throwing knives)
kill stealing xD
Rampage + SS/ Rampage + Shred if crit build
ffs, i got 2 missions to kill scabs and dregs with melee on psyker, and missions to kill them with ranged on zealot...
yes. This is such a chaotic video
Cause ROK Kill faster than knife becoming Kill stealing in a team oriented PVE game XD
I mean. Out of all blitz knifes are not the best, but still viable things. My usual experience with someone running knifes -- they die first
thx
problem with knives that guns do same job
So the only reason you would want to have throwing knives if you have flamethrower
Or MAY BE bolter
cope
I get suspicious seeing loner or shroudfield
nuh uh. loser mcloserface
omg so true tho
what's Loner?
only if cleave target and finess switched
Loner is the trash aura that gives you toughness regen as if you were near one other person
loner counts you as in 2 coherency at all times (when alone) with no bonus
but ... its not like being near at least one other person isn't already common
Ah gotcha. i only know throwing rock or fallout sized mini nukles into horde of nugle's. im not good with aura
that cleave targets makes me sad
ok im making a crit build
but other than that it's fine
got shred 4 on another
I mean, any decimal point above round number rounds it to the next number. So there are not a big difference in cleave targets.
just swap devastating strike for somethin else and unyielding for somethin else
boom done
also epic name but everyone knows vets do not have any melee. must use gun only
what should i add
nice thx
crit build
devastating strike is garbage
yeah but i like crit
actually bricked it
this is like the opposite of a skrillex bass drop
I mean, you could go rampage + shred 🙂
Well, it's not garbage, but not as good as it could be 🙂
you should have replaced dev strike
you done fucked up
this was the biggest bag fumble
But nah, this weapon is unbrickable
i've seen
unless he replaces one of the perks as well
and i've seen stan's food
Wow
loving my new sword
Sounds like a TAU player
You actually just swapped rampage
how do you fumble the bag this hard
U did that on purpose?
yeah because i always wanted to make a crit build with it
Or did you mean to click on devastating strike to swap for shred and didnt realize
if i want something with high cleave ill just use the new chainsword
and if i want something with higher cleave ill use the thunderhammer
Yeah thats why you do rampage+shred
ill just hit them one more time duh
Lesson learned
like actually brainlet
darktide discord when i dont go meta
this is why some people should not be allowed to vote
it's not even going meta
you just did brainlet things
yeah but i wanted the crit blessing it make me feel good
yeah you could have replaced
the garbage blessing
Yes thats fine thats why you shouldve swapped dev strike for shred
So why did you not replace dev strike instead
if i want a good sword i wouldnt put anything crit related on there anyway
it was literally
right there
Nobodys saying shred is bad shred is the 2nd best blessing on dclaw
cuz both crit
Right after RAMPAGE
epic synergy moment!
... are you stupid
Wow
they are very stupid
This is the stupidest shit ive read all day
This is why some people shouldn't be able to vote
youo literally said this
I have finals in a few hours i cant have this on my mind
Good bye
Never going on this chat again
this is the kind of person i would barrel into the abyss
looks like i just won darktide
i am john darktide
swap out devstrike to Rampage
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having 4 on my weapon make me feel better tho
weakest savage sweep is better than the strongest dev strike
so holding down the fire to do burst, i believe still triggers my effects on my boltgun
but
or am i wrong
it's considered "continusous fire", right
rng make my head rumble
Shred gives you 20% crit chance
Blazing piet gives you 25% crit chance
Scourge gives you 30%
youre taking an 80% cleave on a crit
compared to SS that just gives you 200%
without the caveat of critting. Only needing to cleave 3 enemies to proc
yeah but when i crit i tell myself look 80% cleave
its so cool......
what
You hold left click, no aim
he swapped out rampage for shred
mal that person is already fuckin stupid there's no point in going on with them
its like you toss a crumbed paper into a bin
except you spend like 10 second aiming it
when you could have walked there and put it in there
in 3 second
and it have no chance of missing
but you throw the crumbed paper so its much cooler
its the same thing
I dont know what youre on about
I know that much, but it's limited to a burst fire only, no full auto going thru the whole 15 clip
or am i stupid and just never used it in full auto before
Bolter is fyll auto on default
and obviously it's single shot down the rails
something may be objectively worse but the joy one gets from the journy is more important than the result
T_T
Ads is single shot
bolter is ok
vet uses it better
we also have other options
Every zealot should be revolverpilled
It's okay now, if you like to empty the mag.
You should get pinning fire
I'm stinky pilled
New heavy laspistol is also really good
With vet you can one shot bulwarks without surgical
they made it usable in p14
yeeeeee baby
might try it
but not sure if it'll beat columnus IAG for me
cause me like look down sight
Don't forget the grai minor buff 
if i use the columnus brauto i have an excuse for the throwing knives
ppl be HATING on em
66 is the best mobility i've gotten with some of the higher dmg/pen/shred
Didn't realize people hated throwing knives
Using them or playing with people using them?
somewhat of both
they're an ok throwable
but then stuns and fire exist
huh, I love throwing knife 🙂
yeah in comparison to stuns and fire nades they do.... very little
especially with all the good gun options
theyre good when you have
flamer
cause you ain't hittin that damn sniper with your flamer
I run throwing knives once and I just forgot that it exist the entire time, and zealot's ranged weapon is just the better ranged option than the knives.
when I had them it was basically solely for memeing on specials at a long range and being a worse gun
They're great if you're running hsword/revolver or knife/revolver, it oneshots everything it needs to oneshot, makes you a special killing machine
throwing knives are suppression immune gunner one-shots
revolver is not suppression immune
and that makes me mad
Also this
why the fuck would you EVER run them with a revolver
i pretty much only run crusher and that weapon is both safe and versatile enough that u dont need stuns or flame nades
Throwing Knives might be more appealing if they regenerated without needing to do anything like the Ogryn Rock, or the Vet with Demo Stockpile
They help when I don't have the time to reload and need to kill something really, really quickly
Try it, feels really nice to have a constant ranged option while still being a melee menace
Right, so more Knives don't really do much that your Melee and Ranged weapons don't already do.
the knives are more effective in filling an actual gap with certain loadouts
You get them constantly, just killing a gunner gives you one
like a brauto isn't consistently going to have good medium range and beyond damage even with dance of death
Playing auric means that you'll have 12 knives all the time
I did try them for like 3 games, they were a giant meme and a bad gun that did absolutely nothing when things were difficult and my team died
a revolver is like the worst weapon to pair it with
That's still not as guaranteed as the Ogryn Rock, but fair
no the ogryn rock has way worse consistency
flamer is the only ranged I would pair them with
even then I'd rather take stuns with a flamer
knife has a lot of soft factors that make it appealing on certain builds
In high intensity you get a whole lot more of them than ogryns do with their rocks
it saves me points for other stuff
Knife good for going right side tree
Is the Knife skip for pulling out the Bolter still a thing?
cause elites just spawn up the ass for you to cleave with melee
I had no idea that was ever a thing
It's not really a popular tech, but it existed at one point
knives are also really good for ammo conservation which would matter if survivalist didn't exist
and ammo economy was something u had to worry about more
Knife also good for feeling cool as you chain throw kill a gunner squad
Mag empty from killing other squad
sounds like skill issue
Killing like 10 ragers in a row with headshot throwing knives is better than sex
If I was perfect at everything I wouldn’t need a gun I would simply will the enemies to fall over and they would
But alas
Instead I enjoy throwing a knife and arcing it so it ends up in a sniper’s skull
Sssh, you're waking up the elitists with weak egos
When you're in a zealot / psyker / ogryn / stealth team, you're happy having knives
You gotta be careful in this chat
More so because you can abuse surgical and handcannon with it
They'll call you a cringe nae nae baby for running knives even if it makes sense
if u have uncanny and executor on ur knife
and full stacks
And then call you a dumbo after
idk knives aint doing a damn thing when your whole team is dead aka every game because pubs are so bad, but I can agree they are funny
Same with surgical and handcannon but slower
Eh that's a team problem
Mb mb I’ll run flashbangs always and never take knives again 🙏🫡
specifically in the context of crusher i don't really need my blitz to do anything
the crusher is incredibly safe so long as u know what ur doing
it handles any situation well and ur not getting memed by bulwarks
Good, join the hivemind
Well, that's why I run different loadout between premade and pub
Close call
like when i run immos i throw them at dumb shit or forget they exist
Keep a meta Heavy Sword build handy and they'll never question you again
is just silly you can one shot a billion ragers with hsword
I keep switching between melees to keep a variety at this point xd
The only thing that limits me is plasteel
delete BM please
the crusher has a lot of lil nuances to it that make it more engaging than the vast majority of other melee weapons
yeah crusher is cool, perhaps a bit too safe
Personally, Devil's Claw Mark 7 got me feeling nice
Mark 4 is more ideal but Mark 7 is easier to control for me
my meta heavy sword loadout is non existent

Oh god how many undercover hivemind agents do we have in this chat
I don't even have a meta heavy sword loadout either
at least hsword is weak to cara but the whole chastise thing kind of negates that entirely

keep elites and savage basically
Yeah
Crit Damage -> Flak and Devastating Strike -> Rampage
Then you have a servicable Mark 4
yeah
Ideally it would be like... Flak / Maniac + Rampage / Shred I think
shred is just nice for parry more or less
h u h
if they toned down maps having random spots where 20 ragers walk out of a closet
u could reasonably tune the impact down a bit
oh right bc blitz get your blessing on the weapon your holding no?
because a lot of the time the way ur walking out of dumb situations is special h1 and shimmying out of a stupid corner
in some cases, yeah
thats interesting
A cooldown for cooldown reduction would work
Like 1s cooldown between activation of the talent
Or just get it fixed to only take cooldown from first target hit, I'm sure it's not THAT hard
honeslty, been running almost exclusively throwing knives here lately
... Right Fatshark?
Hey careful with that
They'll call you cringe for even thinking about using knives
yea yea i saw
shut the fuck up kalhoun
Sorry sir I'm a Devil's Claw enthusiast
nah
I press Z and play Sekiro
a huge part of the fun with throwing knives
your claw rights have been revoked
is trying to killsteal pubs who have hitscan weapons
Shush josho just use nuke
as the melee vet shill i have the authority to revoke you of your rights to your melee weapons
Yeah quiet Josh, use flashbang
like 90% of the appeal of knives is theyre just cool
the other 10% is coping about point costs and loadout selection
for me its im always the one in the 1vhorde scenarios bc most pubs are not great and having the extra option to safely kill gunners and flamers is very nice and good
Actually yeah why tf is it so hard to not have to run Throwing Knives because of point costs
based melee vet
one day blitz will simply be selectable 
i respect fatshark for putting half the crit talents and the best toughness talent above throwing knives
Melee vet supremacy
Ty lad
Now where did fatshark leave that greatsword
Trying my hand with the dclaw
The ones that let you know when you got a suicidal Zealot in your team
yea me too, then i get everything i want :)
Josho didn't you at one time sweat with the auspex? Now you're sweating on the knife trying to out throw a bullet
I can't even
Up until now I had like 10k plasteel because I never used it
Especially if you have True Level mod on and realize they barely have any extra levels past 30 so you KNOW they just can't stay alive long eonugh in melee
Now that I’m in the gambling game I’m down to 4K
i use my 1 million kills frame to offset people's fear of my stupid loadouts

It's very fun, the parry can save your life even if it means losing all Stamina to a Crusher overhead
I remember from waaaay back a convo between you and red and red said you sweated with the auspex
Now
I maybe the only one that retains that info
but
how would i sweat with an auspex
its there
Most pubs don't say shit so it doesn't really matter
Idk kill them with it
Thankfully xd
dude ive had people fucking tell me they recognize my name from a clip i post
and they left a lobby cuz i had knife
I memorized the most stupid of shit so when red said you sweated with the auspex
LOL
I
I was only able to get Shred from hadron
memorized it
That's what happens when you make content
Sweet
Hmm
Time for a social experiment
50 games with it and 50 games without
Note the reactions per game
Ez
dogshit level 1400 knifers are fighting against you
Kalhoun if I ever see you irl I'm gonna kiss you right on the 9head and buy you a five star meal trust
the shadow war
over the knife's reputation
Pubs hate knife zealot so bad is funny
I just fail to understand how you can still be bad at anything with 1000+ levels
i cope and tell myself i caught them on a bad day
ive seen some decent 1k+ knife zealots
well ok
1
It was in the matchmaking so we didn't even reach the fucking loading screen
there's a mystique to knife zealots
You know the funniest part is that it's always me who actually has to clutch the damn lobby
When I run my Knife build
i've met so many bad high levelled players
truelevel only tells u if someone is unemployed or not rlly
No
some of them are excellent, some of them will go and aggro 3 mob groups ahead, die and dc
I press m1 only
like kalhoun
it has no actual bearing on skill level which is fucking depressing
It’s very very good and usually the people who talk shit don’t know how to melee
no I will lightspam with 2 bleed blessings
that's what you think
I see you in my lobby, I'm leaving and pretending that my game crashed
stream sniping ytou rn
Assuming I stream
You gonna see me in your next lobby
you never know of my steam name or character names
i have people who recognize me in pub matches
I'll know it's you because you will definitely call me out when you see me
foolish of you to assume i do that
it's possible to be good with a knife but that doesn't change the fact I can count on 1 hand the number of knifers that have contributed anything to pub games in 12 months
if josho ever started streaming he would make big bucks instantly
i pree much stay mute in both text and voice on any of my games
Asmongold bucks
Which is fuckin sad
Same
I just accept if my teammates are dipshits or cope if I'm not having the best time of my life
i.e "fuck I shoulda known there was a second Trapper behind the first one"
Being any good with knife is a real hand workout
I watch as a psyker starts assailing a daemonhost after it’s been marked 👍
👍
Someone aggros Daemonhost
I don't touch it at all
Especially if we can't kill it anyways
but have u seen a dude throw a voidstrike ball at the dh, think, then swap to assail to finish the job
because i have
I go to hammer it and then cry as I get no regs or my hammer passes through it's head
(it was a 3 man premade and we votekicked him because not only did he aggro the dh but he had died a million fkin times)
Red during a match with Mal and I went back to agro the DH just to sweat on dodging it with a knife while trappers got the rest of us
gotta love silent trappers
Or the guy that it's chasing keeps moving so damn much that chasing the Daemohost down with the swing is harder than it should be
yeah the no regs and stuff are from chasing bobbing and weaving hosts
it's so annoying
Let him cook maybe he had a plan with assail
I'm actually surprised that a Knife with Uncanny Strike can do a shitton of damage to bosses, even DH
Rip
I love new Knife because of one thing: that damn Push Attack
WHY DOES IT DO SO MUCH DAMAGE
AND WHY IS IT SO FREE TO HIT WEAKSPOTS WITH
uncanny is "only" a 25% damage buff vs unyielding
Idk anything about knives other than to make fun of them on the spot because its the right thing to do idfk
Like you gotta understand, I just spam Push Attack on the new Knife and it's doing so much
When I see a knife user I just nod and hope for the best like I do with every other random
Because you never know what they gonna do
Is that random gonna go ham?
Leap off the ledge?
When I play Knife, I just have the mentality to prove any haters wrong
uncanny executor is probably the best knife now right
Then get promptly shitted on by the random ass Trapper that I didn't hear
I think so, yeah
Shank until its done
Unless you replace Executor with something else
lmao
i would put it equal with precog/uncanny
maybe knife zealots are cooking somethin after all
I enjoy quickplay so much partly because you never know what kinda player you are gonna meet
And it can be wild af
executor has some fkin annoying conditions that it drops on
Miss a weakspot hit
pain
yas title it "knife op" then we gotta deal with a horde of zealots wanting to use knife
trust
Exactly
I though it was fixed, I guess I don't know the extent of the fix
Gonna be like when chocob posts a video
Literally a psyop
and people be like
reporting video for spam
you can be average at 4x250 lvls
Dude I learned so much from ChocoB
is extra rending over 100% still gives you 1/4th rate of extra damage?
yes
Don't think so
yes
that's part of why uncanny is hands down the best
any % over 100% adm is 1/4
Like that happened in Patch 13, then some weird info about a cap in patch 14, and now it's like Patch 13 I guess
no
ok I see why Red puts Unyielding on his knife now
the cap is still there
Idk what I learned from chocob vs my time in game.
any rending you get is capped at 100%
any adm over 100% is converted 1/4 of the value to damage
I just play
no it's just that uh, rending is it's own entity capped at 100%
that is fucking stupid amount of damage he does against Bosses
it still effects ADM the same way
uncanny 4/precog 4 all 80s vs uncanny 4/exe 4 all 80s
Oooh okay
vs flak
god kalhoun you're DUMB
Rat
assuming the calc still works (it should)
remember that time when red wanted to flex on the boss with a knife while we got trapper'd?
See my meleeing is fine and all but it's the positioning I've been learning
this is on the mk3 fwiw
Legit ran back and went "lmao"
Bruh xd
Well not boss a dh
Its a bit blurry
We were shitposting after you and red helped me get my twins hard mode done
I fucking love throwing knives
and the fucking twinK
me when I accidentally get insta grabbed by bonbon trying to flex and bonk it
dares to run back and agro the dh to flex on it with dodges
Things I learned to melee with a higher survival rate (not guaranteed for others):
Back to a wall or somewhere enemies can't spawn behind you
Run away and give ground if you have to, it's called advancing backwards not retreating
And also keep spamming Dodge
xd
I keep forgetting my damn effective dodge numbers but usually that doesn't matter
USUALLY in huge quotation marks
Rest in piss
Like on Hammer you gotta be careful, was it max 2 or 3?
the inquisitorial warband never retreats, we only advance, sometiems we advance in different directions
tbh it's often easier to survive solo cause it's easier to manipulate pathing and spawns

Very sad times indeed v.v
Yeah somehow it just is
ur in control of the pace which is better than 3 other idiot pub players having equal say in the pace
the easiest thing about surviving solo is I'm not getting baited into stupid revives
by my fucking hero complex
I just think about whether or not I'm too busy and if it's even possible to reach in time
"I fucking love throwing knives"
It most likely isn't
me sacrificing 2/3rd of my hp to pull a dude up a fucking ledge
That moment when someone runs ahead of the group and agros the boss. Drags to boss back and says "HI GUYSS!!!!!"
love them moments
indeed, it took me too long to do this but giving up on teammates is often the best choice
Being allowed to just run off is nice when solo, let me do some silly clutch just kiting a mass pile across a bridge
Also I got yoinked by Bon through a wall when I was trying to bonk it
it's me, I'm the dude
Never have I been so flabbergasteed
I'm learning this with ogryn currently. I did well since I'm used to kiting and dodging but them chaos spawn grabs were meant for ogryns I swear
On god dude
I'm the silly rat telling you to let them go. Watch them fall to their doom
You have to HELLA time your dodge with Chaos Spawn grab on Ogryns, I'm pretty sure backwards dodge + slide is the way at that point
Good...Good...
Moments before being sniped by 1 sniper standing behind you
A flamer who REALLY has it out for you followed by a random ninja burster
I think dodge right works well, you can't dodge left though

Oh my god I still remember when I accidentally fucked up a clutch by pushing a Burster into what I thought was empty space
Turns out, empty space rhymed with only other Veteran alive on the team
I will NEVER live that down

The veteran deserved it I'm sure
No man
otherwise the god emperor wouldn't have let that happen
Well he shouldn't have sinned
HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SINNED
me before the burster gets exploded in front of me
YES????
WHEN HE WAS SNIPING SPECIALS FOR ME AS I DEALT WITH THE HORDE?
Only the god emperor knows
name a more iconic duo than kickback ogryns and blowing up bursters on teammates
krak grenade veterans and instantly killing 3 teammates
He sinned back on his homeworld
never forget
There is none who are without sin, innocence is a lie... if nothing else you are guilty of wasting our time!
smite psykers not knowing how to det them properly and just juggling them in place ad nauseum
He touched a bowl of ramen without saying thank you
God that was so funny

His blood debt came by my hands
as the god emperor intended
:C
I think most of the bursters that have fucked me up have been from smite psykers being absolutely braindead
Most are from my teammates shooting the damn thing
https://streamable.com/sy3y0g #neverforget
listen. incan. i was a businessman. doing business. i had to.
Especially the Revolver or Autogun Vets
They LOVE to gun down everything even when I'm clearly about to push the Burster
From my experience is this: People shooting it and people shoving it when I am
thus making it go a weird direction
i had the power of the fucking SUN in my hands
Multiple people shoving a Burster isn't usually so bad, it is however when it's the wrong way yeah xd
Weakest Plasma Gun:
Weakest Krak Grenade:
whole team died immediately except for me, fun times
Smite psykers trying to smite bosses
Idk how it happens but sometimes I get into situations where the poxburster is heading towards me, I am ready to shove, and some dipshit comes on over and shoves it right after I shove it
F
I run all the time because of that momentum infinite sprint perk, so I never have stamina, and have just taken to back dodging for someone else to do the push.
we watched laz clutch for like 5 minutes
So it goes to my left and still hits me
kant shotty go brrrr
Hey I gotta give it to em, 10% extra damage from all sources if they're running that amirite
Kant Shotty with Scattershot + Flechette?
That person did not get saved when he got pounced on by a dog btw
until disaster struck
He knew what he did
this hurts my mind to process
I think I was running a normal kant
I only bring meme kant to scab melee only
i had flechette/scattershot on my lawbringer
Like it probably doesn't even perform that much better
I typically don't act outta spite, but I did in that moment. That dude knew he was gonna fuck me over and I let him get white woman'd by the pox hound.
It's just adding an extra layer of DoT
I felt satisifcation
Flechette lawbringer is sexy
Manstopper Scattershot Lawbringer
flechette/manstopper with guaranteed crit from weapon specialist
Why double dip on the cleave
I have one of those too
It's just funny
like a funnier kickback
Does it actually murder an entire Poxwalker horde with one special headshot?
with Scourge Talent for even more bleed
I got top lesser kills with scattershot manstopper but uh, it was just so much worse than having no respite lol
Yeah No Respite too good to not have on Shotguns
Plus loner 
I love my friends ❤️
yeah no respite just kind of turns shotguns up to 10
No respite and fullbore are pog
... oh nooo
Level 17 Zealot with white rarity Combat Knife (not the new one)
(we wiped and laughed at him for 5 minutes acted he posted the clip)
No no that DH needed to get london'd
xd
the daemonhost waking up like limmy right there
holy fuck this is the best knife clip to ever exist
The DH is having his average day in London
That knife's machine spirit wanted that dh's blood
It was in the knife's NATURE
Hadron would approve
i fucking LOVE how he starts stabbing BEFORE he identifies what he's hitting
maybe
My fucking stomach hurts
Its honestly the most accurate knife user clip ngl
The oh no is so visceral
Never stop knifing !
That wasn't him identifying it. That knife was created for this purpose
That knife was meant to stab that dh
Knife players "carrying":
Flesh seeking knife missile! He cannot but cut!
no one say I'm not a man of the people
Thank you xd
Oh my god
Yeah that's just Knife in a nutshell xd
The funnier part is that even before that you were wildly swinging into the fuckin barrel too xd
The Knife: I got that DAWG in me
Ah
Just beautiful how quick his target acquisition is! In less than half a second he is ON the nearest thing that will give those sweet sweet hit markers.
I would never take away from my friends glory

Sometimes that dopamine addiction becomes too strong to control
Target priority is on point the dh was a threat sitting there suffering all alone being neglected by the forces of chaos.
I will never get that dopamine rush of soloing an entire Rager patrol with just parrying using Devil's Claw again
That was my best Devil's Claw game
Devil claw my beloved
Rager starting combo, hit them with that level 9 NUH-UH parry spell
Like that dh got the equivalent to being brought up in a convo outta pocket because it's being quiet
Except the remark was an insult
When my homie starts insulting me to impress his crush:
Quiet kid at the back of the class:
When my mom makes fun of me to make her miserable old af friends laugh at the dinner table:
dclaw sweep 😤 💯
"Don't come to the Torrent tomorrow" said the daemonhost
i very much want to like dclaw
but the weapon just doesnt feel good to me
i cannot really vibe with it
Dclaw mentioned
Only the parry ever feels good to me.
My dog when I pull out the rubber chicken:
Otherwise I feel like a neutered heavy sword is in my hands.
If it weren't for the parry I'd stick to the HS
dclaw and laspistol is very much so one of my fav setups
That's an accurate assessment
LOL
I'm on my ogryn phase so parrying is mentally impossible
I use autogun just for chastise anti armor
Unless idk does slapping the enemy right before it hits you parrying?
Go back to counting your rations slab
Is the agripinaa brauto still a good gun, I've just continued carrying it and not buying other ratatatatats
Yes sah I'll also bother the cadian vet sah
Good
They're edginess must be softened sah
dclaw can put in some serious work
Soften them then eat-devour them
It's ogey* Rat
You can also ignore plague organs with it
I really like the dialogue between one of the ogryn voices and the cadian vet.
Hey this one's talk-speaking like a Skaven
What you mean nuh-uh
listen
Oh yeah you're right-correct, mb
Essentially it's "what do sah?" "Don't seek hope seek vengeance." "Okay will try vengeance sah!" "Good." "I like you sah!" "I don't like. That is weakness and I don't weak." "Still like you sah!"
Fucking love ogryns
Dang, Melk
only thing claw really strugs on is crushers and I just laspistol chastise for those which thins them out well enough
Not bad
There are NO rat men in tunnels
Yes sah
Sah I'm gonna powercreep the game Sah!
Yes-yes must soften for the roastie-pit hmmm Yes yes!
Glad you support me sah
Porble
This ogryn next to me was such a kind soul despite being a pirate
Apologized for every mistake
Pow...power...power...whats the other word sah?
Professionals have STANDARDS
He is the GREATEST, of course this means he is the greatest kind soul too
I love the rogue trader outfitd
But they arent my stylr
Still cool they used dark heresy designs
Along with first edition krieg
Hell yeah, fur cloak is hella
The vet outfit is the best
But that's about all I can give it
Dude I had an ogryn player that was doing awful but was apologizing the way through. I dragged their as through the mission (the other two kept going ahead) just so I could say "gg you did well"
Their ":)" made me fucking happy
Dude I wanna learn Slayer Bardin after seeing his new outfit in VT2
Probably their first damnation
Dude is a full on Viking
See I like this Slab
But I wasn't gonna let them fail. I wanted the player to succeed lmao
When players start talking about how bad they're doing and saying sorry I can't hold it against them because gotta get gud somehow
menaxe was pretty good too though
Ttue
So all I say is just supportive stuff
I get the few nice saves on vet and zel even if it doesn't feel too major
one time a pub psyker called me a fucking sniper with the ogryn box
before patch 13
i will never forget
Or I get someone telling me not to use the dclaw and it's parry
Damn Josh got that eagle eye
well
All saves, no matter how minor, preserves a run
The new saltz outfit is a menace
I got called an "actual rat bastard" for somehow slipping by a crusher patrol on my zealot to save someone. Idk how I fucking dodged my way through the tiny gap in between the two crushers tho
Literally a rat
You are the rat from the warp
xd
There are no laws of physics holding you down
jus a widdle guy
this is a little fucked isnt it
Like when for some reason 5 bursters blew up on me only for me to take 10 damage at most
greased up, and ready to touch yer friends
"fuck...oh nevermind I..took no damage? What?"
It's why I ever use the hammer
I want to see people asking what the fuck happened to the boss
How does martyrdom build work anyway ? Met a goated martyrdom zealot who at the start of the game just intentionally eat flame barrel and proceed to never get hit lol
Lose wounds
3 Wound Curios
Even when they don't necessarily realise it was the bonk hammer
Big wounds
Lose them
Eat fire barrel
+atk speed and +attack dmg for every missing wound
Become ungovernable
And also Toughness Damage Reduction
But the first two are nodes
Take knife run ahead of team
A veteran got blown off a cliff by a pox burster and said "that's crazy" so the rest od the time just repeated what they said.
Basically you hit like an ogryn but with actual damage
Let them die say you carried
What does missing wound mean ?
I skipped like 2 voidshields with crucis
Had a veteran shoot me into a demonhost
Good times
"Gem moments"
He shot a barrel because he wanted to kill the horde quicker
That's an oof
King shit
First thing that came out was "oh you FUCK"
Move that vet up to an artillery man
First day the new talents came out, I got to one shot the last boss of an assassination mission the second it's void shields dropped the first time... I think I missed doing like 60 boss damage to some stray attack from someone
Musta calculated it all totally not accidental
i'd do it
That was great.
Down with the french
He knew I was there
Take recon rifle to bow them up faster
I have a real petition
Please give Duelling Sword to the Zealot
I wanna be Saltzpyre

Zealot would snap it I think
Soo martyrdom is basically stay low hp but don't go down? And those wound just give bazillions atk speed, damage and everything ?
Yeah
Yeah
But you have until death to save your every 120 seconds
It can also be a menacing HP tank too if you run the Bleed For The Emperor setup
The new fire makes this easy tbh
And Until Death + Holy Revenant combo to cover for any fatal mistake every 120 seconds
Ohh
You just gotta watch out for me making an active effort to heal you cause it's funny
You have to run 3 Wound Curios for that kind of Infinity Gauntlet power though
Since doordash survived the age of strife do you guys think the emperor revived old earth drink brands? Like hi-c or whatever
Hmm I have those 2 skill on my eh ... left side zealot but moved to right side for keystone but well feels like the not die and heal for a bit, only give me like 20 or 30 hp
OH GOD
what weapons deal good/decent boss dps apart from thammer? I'm gonna start trying to do hard mode twins w randos and I'm so out of practice with thammer. preferably a ranged weap
That's the intention
It won't heal you to full but keep you at least with one wound left to keep your max
I want to study your brain
Chain weapons
Chain axe is great boss damage, I loved it for the twins. The agripinaa brauto worked okay to shred the sisters shield at least.
Their rev Bozo rips the shield
Yesm brain is in the skull

new chaxe
Ranged is obviously flamer
????????? why
Imo the bigger worry is the elites like shotgunners
dont think I have any chain weaps short of the old evis
Old evis is probably fine?
so ill have to farm one up and im broke as hell
I do think thammer is safer tho tbh
And?
Get them
i did hardmode with new chaxe
average
any ranged options or is chain weapons/ thammer the play
last time I used a thammer I died of skill issue in like 0.5 seconds
also bolter probably not bad?
Have not used it in forever
Laspistol if you can do consistent headshots
I'm just so unused to slow weapons and have also become kinda reliant on having parry
new chaxe is the mk 12 yeah?
Upgraded it in rage quit, Thrust T4, 900 hours, hello 🥲
Proud!
hadron whyyy
Mk 7 my beloved




