#veteran-class
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Voidstrike I wager
bowling ball blaster
with surge and warp nexus 4
double donk
two shots on critical hit
Bro got the pookie bear special
I tried it with scrier's gaze, but I blew myself up more then once
a true plasma vet
good lord that build up is quick
Don't throw shade at me like this
Or we're gonna tussle in hell in a cell
Love me plasma, simple as
I'll call in Leman Russ to backbreaker you
Royale rumble type shit
royale with cheese
Perturabo versus Dorn, cage match rematch
Nice reference
I think I'm going braindead
I can't think of the Tarantino movie
With John Travolta
Pulp fiction
Jesus thank you

Happy happy happy
You're becoming a darktide pub player
🙏
Pray for me, when I am gone
I shall carry thee to the Mourningstar
someone needs to throw an ogryn bomb (the only proper size) at this guy
That's our resident discord kitten
The power of faith
BTW if you press R it stops this
but I must shoot more
bind R to primary fire
Yeah but scriers gaze be lasting longer if you press E doe
E is for eat ass
Is that why I press E so much on accident
yes
On accident?
Well I press it on accident but it matches my character
Does deadshot work when you have no stamina left?
No clue I've never used deadshot personally
you need to have stam yea
No
The crit bonus and sway reduction is lost when you run out of stam
It works best for single fire weapons like Zarona Revolver, Helbores (particularly the Mk I and Mk III but it is also ok with the Mk II), Vraks VII Headhunter Autogun, Boltgun, Kantrael Infantry Lasguns and all patterns of Shotgun
You can make it work with automatic weapons like the Infantry Autoguns, Braced Autoguns and Recon Lasguns (even the Mk VId) but you have to play around how fast it will eat through your Stam pool
For example I am a clown who mains the Recon Mk VId and I use triple Stam curios for a total +9 Stam from my curios with the +1 Stam node under confirmed kill near the top of the talent tree for a total +10 Stam then use Duck and Dive in tandem with Focus Target + Target Down to restore a lot of stamina during bursts of fire
Why do you preface half the things you say with, I am a clown
So people go into reading what I say with a grain of salt LOL
I do funny things that most following meta builds would turn their nose up at
If you care about meta more than fun, you're not a fun person anyways
A good player can make anything work
Yes but also newer players come to see what builds are strong and meta builds are meta for that reason. They establish a good baseline for new players to follow to have an optimized build to play with
Plasma/Power Sword/Voice of Command is immensely prevalent in the meta because of how strong they are
I tend to give pretext that I am a clown so people know what I do is silly and not something to follow unless you are confident you can fill the clown shoes and dance the clown dance
i only started using power sword like a week ago and god damnit its so much better than everything else lol
I need to teach new players to run mk II recon with Deadshot and MF 
Once a player is comfortable in their skill they will begin to experiment. That's when the funny builds like Lawbringer Scattershot Manstopper come out LOL
If you ask numbers cat, a toddler made my vet build but I still do really good with it
More of an Ode to vet I surmise
lol im sure my build would get ripped to shreds but i almost cracked a mil dmg earlier
He means well I think. He has experimented with the math behind combos, perks, blessings and talents to know how to best hit certain important breakpoints with certain weapons. So I imagine in his head he is doing the mental math seeing that a build may not hit certain breakpoint thresholds under certain conditions and wants to advise how to correct that. Plus newer players often pop in and out so they watch talent builds as ways to play the game and some people are very protective of ensuring new players see the most optimized builds because most people are not coming in with a full understanding of how things work, what the math is or how talents synergize with each other. Easier to give cookie cutter build and let baby ride the training wheels talent set up until they begin to learn more
You can do whatever you want in any difficulty you want if you're good enough
But a new player isn't at that skill level
So a build like my Recon Mk VId talent set up is going to require a lot more effort to play effectively vs a build with more survivability like Plasma and Voice of Command
I don't feel bad about it, he's very knowledgeable, I played a lot of VT2 so I'm comfortable with anything, I made my build 1 time the day the class rework came out and never touched it again
Never even looked at it again
But mil damage isn't uncommon to hit, but like I said, I think it's more of a vet thing
Psykers can hit 1 mil damage consistently too in my experience
But I stopped using scoreboard a while back because I was becoming toxic LMFAO
It depends on how bad your team is
Better to just head empty no thoughts and play the game without caring because I've already seen the numbers behind my fav builds and they're fine on higher difficulties
I don't need Scoreboard to tell me I'm doing good because I know I am
I use scoreboard to know that I do more damage than people with meta builds
One thing I want to try is the true level mod though. Install it briefly just to see what level my Vet is because I've played them WAY more than my other classes
Which means I'm either playing well or my build good
It’s okay, definitely not better than everything else though
nobody can roast my build because they don't survive the first encounter with it
(we wiped)
Back to your cave
Ogryn just hit 50 games. Zealot is around 100. I think Psyker is around 120~ish. Vet is over 700 games now
i use scoreboard to be toxic to shitwads that double dip medstations without asking and hoover up every piece of ammo on the map
don't mind double dip medstations, it's the people who use 3 of the same ammo crate charges and still have yellow ammo by teh end of whatever event
maybe if you have a really bad ps sure
This is me but I do damage 
I got lucky bullet penance, nothing personal kid
Even the best psword isn’t better than everything else
Pre nerf it was
You don't need a good build to have a strong PS
it's still a S tier weapon
Imo Rashad is better than PS but you have to build correctly
A tier maybe
yeah rashad with the right build is strogner
but psword doesn't really care
you can run it with anything and it'll fuck
it's literally just low defenses
it is still great otherwise
just poor block and dodges but who cares when you are chopping down elites by the number
Power sword is still one of the strongest vet weapons by a good margin
block/dodge backwards
shove
it's hard to say because it's instinctual to me at this point
Because you don't need a build surrounded PS
it actually has bonus block
spam dodges and spam specials
but, use what you have to make space
because special attacks just stagger everything
which helps the poor dodge
and mitigate the need to ever push
so it's not even that bad defensively lol
Press the charge button
yee, push, don't push attack if you are fighting a horde,
if you put more than one braincell into using the psword, you've probably done it wrong
can't you push then animation cancel with activation
this
at least it requires more brain cells than rashad lol
melee in this game doesn't take more than 2 at most
Yeah melee is quite non thinking tbh
you can make it harder if you want, but why bother
it is simplified and imo that is good
It's good for the game type, it's a very casual game
cause ranged is also there, toning down both systems lets you focus more on the hybridization aspect
need specific weapons and go for specific combos but yeah
I mean I could tie my hands together, that would make it harder, but fundamentally the combat is easy
not particularly complex combos on weapons to do
and not much to do besides spamming dodge and mashing attack most times
blocking should be more of a thing cuz dodges are just too good at this point
move some defensive power from dodges into blocks and make stamina more important
a lot of it comes down to knowing what move to use in the term of some weapons
like, it wasn't until mk12 released that people started learnign the mk4 chaxe instead of trying to use lights vs horde for example
i've seen youtube videos of people absolutely fucking themselves with a chsword, dude would not stop comboing into overheads and stabs
That's why I love the Mk VI Combat Knife. It's fun to alternate heavies, lights and push attack
hehe funny penetrating push attack
Numbers cat said it's better for vet but honestly I like the mark 3
Don't tell him
Them
IMO dodges in darktide need to be reworked
Combat knife
they need to come back one at a time
A knife for combat.
same, though it's mostly because i'm lazy
instead of all at once after like 1 second
that way there's actually some downtime and management required
They're both fine tbh and the difference is insignificant for actual gameplay so it's just personal preference for the most part
it depends since you have stamina and dodging tied together in this game with dodging stopping stamina regen
I just use what makes me smile
i think it'd be fine if they just made attacks have a longer dodge catch
more specifically, make trash enemies have a longer dodge catch in particular
i'm fine with elites having a short-ish dodge catch
though crushers probably deserve better
I want a new melee elite enemy
Something to scare people
We need something FAST and VISCIOUS
And I want that fast murderball to charge through a pox cloud and become a teleporting bastard
You hear the audio queue and suddenly it is in your face
honestly
I just want more content
whether it's crafting rework, new weapons, new enemies, new maps
Fast and vicious and nurgle don't really go together
anything is ok
3 locks on hadron so there's more grinding content to do
the addition of penances and additional character customization is cool and shit but
not new content
more weapons for psyker pwetty pwease
just gimme more shit to grind
I'd game end in mindcraft
Maybe but like Muties charging through pox clouds are built like trucks and moving like they're bullets
Getting there...
When are they going to add emotes in match so I can skullmog other Ogryn
We kinda already have big and fast
Give me something small and fast too
I know hounds exist but they are a special/disabler type enemy
Ragers are too slow to count as fast elites imo
The urge to self deprecate is too great
we need a rager in a poxhound fursuit
so basically just the melee assassination boss's dash
injecting celery stcks
Celery 
me eating every single celery stick in the game world in fable 2 to become thin
Basically an assassin rat
just like real life
In minecraft
We're just trading houses at this point
If you made that gif then it was uncomfortably fast
I keep the catnip in the cupboard below the air fryer
Air fryer 
Don't worry the cat ears are only real when I'm in FF14
But I will fill every cupboard and your fridge with exploding canned snakes rigged to launch on opening
I'd do that but with mewing apparatus'
What the fuck do you even search to find this
My cat be like this ngl
Actually my cat looks permanently pissed but never is, probably get it from me ngl
What does it say about my state of mind that I relate most to the Vet mains.
What
My Ogryn seeing the fleeing trapper while I'm doing rock penance
Any sniper I see with a rock
The people within this channel are, generally, vet mains. They are also insane.
We're a whacky bunch but if you want insane look at Zealot chat
I am not insane
Oh I'm just unmedicated atm
I know he switched those numbers
That makes it worse.
I dare not look too deep into the abyss.
the zealots scare me
I'm an Ogryn in vet chat, but I still went to gym today
Jym
jim
Gem
slim jim
Repped out chest then flexed in front of everyone while loudly groaning for 15 minutes
Assert dominance
Me ever
We go jim
I go to the gym to lift heavy and listen to Markus Aurelius meditations
And that's ong the truth 
And then he died.
Reject is accurate alright
Why do bowling balls look like coconuts
🍆
What are these emotes?
The result of unmedicated adhd
i think it's a good thing you can't overcook grenades as a vet, otherwise psykers wouldnt be the only ones blowing themselves up regularly in my games
Oh don't worry. The barrels are plenty enough to let everyone know that pain
Me and unc cooking grenades in HL-17-36
Please let Fatshark bring back Charged Shot being relevant on Vet I am begging
I will beg on my hands and knees to see Vets stop spamming uncharged shots on Plasma and go back to the era of Charged Shot Vets overloading and exploding
Vent doesn't even hurt HP anymore
Pls
Bro stop I'm going to wake people up lmaooo
Nerf the shit out of uncharged shot to the point of being barely relevant and buff charged shot
Holy fuck I'm crying, I'm way too tired for this
Holy fuck that was the hardest I've laughed at a gif in a minute
Hey you guys want to see the time my cat tore off all my bed covers because she was mad I was putting them on and not petting her
Uncharged meta is sad and weak. Make charged shots better and more dangerous to the user.
I do when behind the enemy, I always give charged back shots
Uh huh
Walk on your hands.
They're usually taller than that
Then add two new ones that incentive using charged and not charged
That's the self destruct button
banana warmer
Good balance of the two hopefully
I can buy that on Amazon, don't need know special tool for it
Probably
Nobody likes cold bananas
this one is blessed by hadromommy
I also thought that making the next plamsa guns specialize in killing hordes and big guys respectively could be good
volatile and gets hot
I hate when weapons are just blatant stat changes
+2 stamina
- 1 sanity
+10% groaner
What's going on here
bro got unordered listed
I'd nerf uncharged damage baseline 15% and make charged shots consume 6 ammo instead of 9
Look, it was bound to happen sometime
Suddenly TTK on uncharged shots on beefier targets isn't as good as TTK with charged shot and the ammo efficiency is better too
And then the gun explodes, downing the vet
Then it becomes more risky to do a charged shot since you are vulnerable while charging but it costs you more to spam uncharged shots
I wish my vet would stop being a beta and like mew or something, you'd think a Cadian would have a square jawline
Risk vs Reward
Give me a plasma blessing that incentives me blowing myself up :)
People who want to be spammy still can be spammy but need more shots on target
cadians should have a pile of rubble as their jawline
All the best Cadians died with their planet.
And now charged shot is properly incentivized especially post survivalist aura nerf
Not me 

Well. You said it, not me.

If they were the best Cadian they wouldn't have died 


Realized today that putting Ghost on Laspistol basically lets me face down a whole mob of Shotgunners with impunity

that's the life
Anything that gives ranged immunity is great

My cat is making bread on my lap for the last 3 hours 
It's more that they chose to stay instead of running away.
THAT'S the life
She never stops
Dying not due to lask of skill but because the planet exploded
Basically you're her momma
Skill issue
still sounds like a skill issue
Are you two related?
Lmaooooo
If so, my condolences.
Shouldve just jumped and held there breath
simply should've been on a different planet!
With that pfp if they are related that’s a 
Well
I realized the 3700 penance frame for Veteran is a Bridgeburner reference
Now I HAVE to get it
Somehow
If not, my condolences.
Need to grind that much
No way I'm not getting a Bridgeburner reference frame for a Vet named Fiddler
Does this mean you're flirting with me canonically
No, just accidentally.
But still are
Well yeah.
Vet chat is deep fried rn
Pretty sure I flirt with everyone
1am brainrot
just like cadia
Why must you break my balls
my brain was fried when I did this
bro has task manager opened on top of the crosshair
Yes, yes that was a very nice kick.
Was this recorded on a fryer?
Fax machine
Deep frying ice.
All crunch no taste
Goo Goo, ga ga, Goo Goo gaga (voice reveal please dont simp)
Don't deny him a warrior's death, Harry.
You missed one.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who knows about this era
If they didn't like it why would there be so many batteries in the ocean
Think about it
done with killing 500 people with blessed blades
Well it's not like they can leave.
they get buffed with power from your weapon correct?
That's not the ocean.
They can just swim somewhere else
Checkmate liberal
Do you... eat the fish whole?
Evolution isn't real.
Everyone's gotta start somewhere
I unhinge my jaw like a snake and swallow everything I eat
Chewing is for people with time and I'm speedrunning food for more game time
GO FAST
EAT ASS
I... See...
If the universe is so big why won't it fight me
Highly inefficient. I get all my nutrition through an iv bag
I mean. Cadia was destroyed so.
But here I am, still looksmaxxing
We're both inefficient compared to the peak gamer who learned how to SpongeBob filter feed through sunlight and a dirty room
You asked for a fight, not to be killed
she Blackstone Fortress my Cadia until I Cicatrix Maledictum
Accurate
Agony
My dog used to gag anytime she smelled a banana peel
Oh hey guys
Want to see something cool
I looked at the eclipse bare eyes
I totally ignored the eclipse and played games
15 minutes straight, no blinking
How did that go?
Well I got to see it with my mom, and she won't be around forever
Foolish creature tricked by his own primitive pattern recognition
I just stare at the sun normally.
That's nice. For mother's day I dragged my parents and all my siblings to the Cosmopolitan in Vegas to eat at the Wicked Spoon buffet. Top tier Vegas buffet would recommend
I made my mom a cake, I'm not an artist, but I did try my best
She also is having trouble gaining weight, so I thought it would be nice
Please do not crucify your parents for the glory of caesar.
We're coming to tax them instead
NCR conscripts on their way to get crucified.
Have you seen the SODAZ animation on youtube of the NCR vs Brotherhood of Steel fight at Helios One? His Operation Sunburst animation is SO GOOD but afaik he hasn't finished it yet
SODAZ makes good stuff. A shame that GW gutted the animation community that was starting to flourish.
That one dude who made astartes, felt bad for him, extremely talented man
It's ok he still does really cool animations
just not for Warhammer anymore
the animation SODAZ did for Halo was AMAZING
It's always sad to see GW act like the Gestapo of enjoyment
patrolling the Mojave also MakEs YoU WiSh for a nUclEar WinTeR
NCR Ranger gear is still so sexy
"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I patrolled the mojave."
I remember when my friend stayed over my at my house and we played through new Vegas for 2 days straight. Such nice memories
Well it is in the Mojave
The exact moment where Skyrim stealth archer was born
One time I visited an ex (wasn't an ex at the time) in Canada and he was on his computer the whole time so I just ended up playing Fallout New Vegas on my laptop and he had the nerve to get mad at me for not being all over him when he was busy playing WoW the whole time too LMFAO
A shame actually wearing that gear would fucking kill you in the desert
So... You were playing video games together and... He got angry because... You weren't bothering him while he was playing video games?
Yes
I can see why they're an ex, flew to Canada to play video games, crazy to me
I still have no clue what he was expecting from me
Being thoughtful is so much nicer than being a dick
I mean, yeah.
Being single is so much easier than being in a relationship with someone who isn't happy and expects you to make them happy
Happiness comes from within.
And from sick frags on the newest competative FPS shooter.
Being in a relationship while both mutually are happy, makes you both happier, however, not knowing how to love yourself just makes you use others
Would you rather:
Have a happy and fulfilling relationship with someone who loves and respects you or
Get the high score in a tournament and upload the recording to youtube for millions of teenagers to lose their minds over?
Why not both
First one
Actually, that's the correct choice as both are impossible
Being in a loving and fulfilling relationship is something not many get to experience tbh
Nothing but a fiction. A myth.
I made it up
Honestly I've had a few but uh, I fucked up so
Well once it was me tbh
But hey, I was unmedicated and annoying 😎👉👉
As opposed to...?
Dunno, I've accepted I am who I am, and I'll change for the better if I do so for myself
I do be made different in many a way
idk I've kinda gone with the thought process that I'll naturally grow at my own pace and I don't need to change myself for someone
if they can't accept me for my clown costume they don't deserve me in my cat ears
Well that's a step many do not wind up taking so you're on the right track.
Well introspection is something I was lucky enough to be blessed with
What if the clown costume is what they want and the cat ears are merely what they have to accept?
I'm at the point where I accept everyone, as we are all made with beauty that is our own, and if me and another match than we do, if not that is just as okay
they'll have to deal with both on at the same time at some point anyway so better get used to both
Maybe it's all the Stoic Meditations while heavy lifting 
Woot, plasma psyker
The heaviest weight to lift, is the weight of responsibility.
Surge is a powerful blessing
dude I had an 8 year relationship fall apart and then was single for 2 years before I started slowly testing the waters with dating so all I can say after that mess is don't do as the clown does LOL
It's not heavy, acceptance makes everything easy
only bonus is no kids so I'm already better off than a lot of other people in deeper mistakes
Oh wow, eight year relationship? That's like twice what I was able to manage.
I've gotten quite good at reading people anymore, most people show you what they're going to be like in X amount of years, you just have to look for it
And usually you don't gotta look hard
I was in a relationship for four years. Found out she was cheating for two of them.
it's my longest relationship so far but to be fair it was like a third of my life so LOL
It's 2 am, I'm not doing fractions gonna be honest
the hard part is that people change
who you were and who they were when things worked isn't who you will be and who they will be down the line
some people change together and stay together
some people grow apart
Now I just play Darktide. And FFXIV.
DUDE my ex went off to visit friends in other states and cheated on me with four different girls all at the same time so I feel that pain LOL
You are always the exact person you're supposed to be in this moment, just keep that in mind
- Ish.
Wait no
24- ish
are you trying to guess my age
Reject unfaithfulness. The Emperor is eternal.
As is Y'Shtola
Not very well, it seems. My math is horrible on no sleep.
I'm here for G'raha tbh and a very unhealthy phase where I was all over Emet and Zenos
and Haurchefant too
Hope he gets a nurgle infestation
I've got a Haurchefant plushie on my desk next to my Pomni plush
People that cheat should have just studied for the test properly
well if you must know I'm actually || a cat ||
Cheaters deserve worse.

A clown- Damn it.
What the fuck is going on rn
Close
A clown cat
I'll delete the picture before a mod gets on my case lol
When you sneeze and have the stomach flu
Cat ears ✅
Clown nose ✅
European detected
First time I saw eurpoean electrical sockets I was thrown through a loop.
i sound like prince harry apparently 😭
Which one is that again?
Depending on your sex this is significantly worse 

So all the negatives with none of the benefits?
London rp
Is birmingham particularly rough?
oh ok so like the Chicago of there
I just woke up, in a fucking steamy mood yeah. Because I live in a shithole
Chicago is fucking wild
the thing about chicago is that at least y'all have pizza
Stop at a stop sign too long and you will get your tires stolen
even if its disgusting and basically cake
birmingham's main export is addidas tracksuits 😎
And also shot at. I guess.
Honestly, the aliens brought crime down a bit.
I want to visit Ireland and Scotland someday
I want to visit the land of my people
Italy was nice.
Wales was such a nice place to go on holiday to
kinda boring and isolated but i loved it
Fake, I have to hear people speak in a Welsh accent and I can't understand one word
I can understand heavily russian accented english better than I can understand most british accents
Geordie accents 
I once yelled at a british soldier to speak english.
I've watched enough 40k lore videos and Churchill speeches that I can understand and British accent
I want to see Scotland one day too. My dad's side of the family is originally from there before they moved to the US three generations ago
I also want to vacation in New Zealand to see the Lord of the Rings locations they filmed at
I say all this but my name is Welsh.
Ginger moment
HAH no I'm half asian so it's black hair here
Highly recommend you hit up at least one hot spring when you're there
Asian and scottish?
Hang on hang on
I wouldn't say my dad is Scottish since he's three generations removed from there and grew up in North Carolina but like yeah I guess?
It'll be interesting to see people of similar build finally
That's pretty cool though
i have no idea where my father's family is from
but i think my mums side goes back to the saxons
Ah ok. Still pretty cool leniage. Lots of history there.
My family were some of the very first settlers to America
My dad met my mom while he was in the Air Force. Something about an air base in my mom's country and he took her back to the US when he came home
i dont trust those genetics websites with my data so ill probs never know
My great uncle also was a political prisoner of King George the 3rd and I believe one of his sons signed the declaration of independence
My mom is the first of her family to come over to the US
Very cool stuff you learn
Cool
my line will end with me 😌 no childrens for me
I'm a race traitor according to my mom
oh lord
Oh
My family came over in the 1700s
Because I'm Chinese, but I support Taiwan 
I'm like... 8th generation American?
That's pretty cool. I remember having to look up my family history for a high school project and discovered both a coat of arms and a family motto on my dad's side of the family: "Faith in everything."
Oof. That's a rough situation to be in
The Scotts have a very good record of time because of all the inbreeding, like the Greeks who built the pyramids, the more you know
Scotland faith. I'm guessing Catholic?
The kerfuffle, as I like to call it
Plus great heathen army that invaded in 865
that's wild but hold onto that thought of inbreeding because look at this:
The scuffle, if you will
McDonald's or KFC
Lol
Yeah this was literally exactly the Greeks who ruled over Egypt, well, Cleopatra's family atleast
That's not a joke though. European aristocracy is heavily inbred
Not really a fan of either, actually.
gotta keep that line pure 💅 dies at 23
idk I break down cackling whenever I read "he repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live."
Life, uh, finds a way?
He must be ordained by God
Quick, have him marry his 1st cousin
Royalty, amirite
There was a lot of politics behind inbreeding, wild sentence I know
short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35 is kinda just the state of a lot of dudes in modern day anyway
I've seen a lot of tech conventions come through and guys who are in their late 20s/early 30s look like they're 50 pushing on 60
Minus the obscene wealth
I feel appreciated here, even though I'm none of those things 
I'm ahead of the curve, alright!
copy paste bald men in glasses
I only feel like I'm in my 50s
Thank God the men in my family keep their hair till they die
it's wild how some men have more back hair than hair on their head
Though, usually by know, they go brunette, I'm still bleach blonde like when I was a baby
Appearance wise I am often mistaken for being quite a bit younger than I am
Cannot relate
People have thought I was 30 since I was 16
And people still think I'm 30
At 25
It causes problems
when i shave i looked like i'm 19 again
I still get my ID checked when buying alcohol
the trick is to to keep fruit in your cheeks until it ferments instead of buying alcohol
my most embarassing memory is when I was in my first year of college picking up my sister from middle school early and getting lost in the halls looking for her classroom then being stopped by a hall monitor who was angry I was out of class
Bro got cooked
That's wine and I only drink whiskey
both my dad's side of the family and my mom's side of the family are short and I was afraid I would only be 4'11" for a while LMFAO
Thank God you hit 5 foot 
Did you at least break 5 foot?
5'3 1/2"
bro is microscopic
I always get jump scared when people tell me their height and it's below 5'5
one time at a party a drunk guy asked if he could try throwing me to see how far I'd go and I let him because I was curious too LMFAO
Oh. I'm pretty sure that's average for a girl.
Not average for a guy.
Not to roast you
What
that's why they haven't added Ratling Snipers
Just eat a bullet and reincarnate yourself.
yum yum
What
me when i'm about to die and convert to buddhaism to become an animal in the next life
why wait? just be a cat now
FINALLY
CONGRATS DUDE
Power Cycler IV
Imagine not being born the firstborn child of a wealthy saudi king. What even is the point of living at that point?
welcome to the power cycler IV family
i would but when i meow in public they put the funny jacket with all the straps on me
Idk can't relate, I do feel short, funnily enough, I'm the short one in my family at 6 foot, besides my mom
just meow at a pet cat in private instead
Depends on the last time I squatted because I can be 5'11
I wish.
I wish the chainsword had a version of power cycle but alas.
Sell it on purpose 
Have you considered... Using the weapon?
have you considered the fact that you've never seen a butterfly sleeping
I once had a butterfly land on my nose.
Inner peace is sick as fuck.
This happened to my dog then she ate it
i have too many voices rattling around in my head to achieve that
I have sigmars fury boiling inside me
sigma 
It flows through those who serve
it's some dumbass gigachad culture thing
No me
Sigma males are like, hm.
They think Alpha males are try hards and women aren't worth the effort. Instead they disregard interpersonal relationships and make a lot of money.
me when i can't get bitches so focus on the grind (i'm unemployed
)
To be quite honest, I never cared for all those roles and shit, don't care what's what, I just be me
the only use for those alpha sigma male motivation videos is laughing at how absurd the thumbnails are
Anyone who calls themselves alpha unironically are perhaps the opposite
That feels more like satire
it's impossible to tell at this point
oomfies 
Satire has become truth. Being ironic, ironically is funny in a meta sense.
Tbh it's just better to treat everyone online like they're male since people get so weird around girls
So I just treat everyone like they're the boys
Kiss goodnight and all
Every girl is a guy and anyone under 18 is a federal agent.

It's not gay unless you touch chainswords
Unspoken rules of the internet
Let er' rip 
But also goodnight.
My butthole: Bluetooth connecting to the toilet as I walk upstairs
whenever someone talks about alpha, beta, sigma, etc. I look at them and play stupid asking them if that's some furry thing
priceless reaction every time
Yes
Yes
Gamma male even
Trick them into saying they're an omega
i consider myself a shrigma male
Actually I was certain it was a furry thing for the longest time. It would seem they were referring to something else.
me spreading my spores and surviving in the undergrowth
I think it is a thing among furry circles but also in non-furry circles
To this day the funniest thing ever was ninja died from Ligma, I still laugh at it
Seeing that one girl get destroyed by the Ligma joke, the first victim
Holy fuck dude
It was so fun g
Vet-chan becoming weirder and weirder
Well don't do that
Vet-chan 
arigato vet-chan
👉 👈
i don't
i have autism 
Brain rot so bad rn
Love you too
Nah
The way ppl use it now comes from trp and manosphere type shit
I know what you're talking about @ furry, like omegaverse shit
But the former predates that
They basically come from the same thing tho
Extrapolate animal behavior onto humans
I despise this man, no offence
All in an attempt to draw some meaning from life no less.
I am hoping the footage is reversed…
The funny thing is, ppl think of wolves when you think of alphas right?
Like wolf packs
As a cat lover i hope so, cause rn it makes me sad
Except the study in question they referred to, the only reason they behaved like that with an "alpha" is bc they were stressed from being held in captivity lol
So it's actually a complete myth in the first place
In natural circumstances they don't do alpha male or beta male type shit where they fight for dominance and mates or whatever
Maybe the crowd that does buy it actually feel stressed by having to fit in with society rofl - like some perverse reversed version of Hikkimori equivalents
Ya I mean
I think the first usage of it was in pickup artist circles
Like back in early 2000s
Which tells you everything you need to know about the kind of ppl that take it seriously lol
Alphas do exist in chimpanzee groups though, they even walk around in gangs and beat up rival gangs 
Way back when I attempted the pick up thing ever so briefly.
Found it didn’t work once, kinda just dropped it.
Yeah but chimpanzees are fucking menaces
Also modeling your way of life around a chimpanzee sounds way less romantic and cool than a wolf
and people who buy that shit also compare chimpanzees to, y’know…
On the other hand, bonobos solve violence by having the rival tribe leaders fuck each other to reduce tension and solve disagreements and compromise over resources lel
Yea don't live like a literal ape
Almost feudal like when you think about it 🤔
I see we watched the same video 
Probably
Well I didn't learn it from a video
But ya it's a pretty well known fun fact type thing
Bonobos solve violence through lesbian seggs
They do the segs
Reject humanity, return to Monke
I hope whoever made this penance is deeply ashamed by the fact that they did.
What do you mean, don't you like crab-walking through entire missions? Crab people, Crab people. Taste like crab, talk like people.
thats the easiest one though
need help?
I can help
Whats your method? So far I'm doing it by crab walking with the power sword
You're making the mistake of focusing too much on keeping the stacks long term
which is fair, we've all been there at the beginning
what you want to do is grab a gun thats rapid fire with a lot of ammo and one you're comfortable headshotting lots of enemies with
could be an infantry lasgun, infantry autogun, a laspistol, vraks 3 etc etc..
then you'll go ham on chaff waves
like big gunner waves are perfect
I think the important bit here is as long as you're headshotting, you don't have to stop or crouch
Don't focus hard on the movement stuff focus on just racking headshot kills
Its a big number 2500, will get you a few games, but it will feel a lot quicker if you stop worrying about movement and just focus on the going ham part
you can ofc just crouch slide like a crab lmao, but thats torturee
and you'll be left behind with nothing to shoot
remember that when you headshot kill an enemy you get 6 seconds of free movement with no decay
mm? oh did they make it so any weakspot kill counts above 10 stacks?
Oh
Yeah, any kills should work
So ideally, you can probably get to 10 stacks, grab a power sword and beyblade through hordes of enemies
Came back from a break, the MkIV lasgun still slaps. Is Focus target a good strat compared to the other keystones? I found on damnnation it’s great for weaker elites and to get the most out of it you need to be killing them regularly. With the lasgun my only hope against carapace is kraks.
The best keystone to take is none
keystones are fine right now
they are just very specific
if you don't want that specific playstyle you can just avoid and invest elsewhere
I think the grenade talents are holding together the no keystone build though
most no keystone builds just end up grenadier builds of some flavor
I do like weapon specliaist because it makes attacks faster, but thats about it
Ping would feel better if you didn't have to wait so long inbetween pings
So I've been a part of that negative train of thought for so long hating on keystones because they frankly are underwhelming if your expectation was a flat stat boost like some other classes right
but each one rewards different gameplay habits, some questionable (focus mark) some pretty damn cool ( weapon specialist)
At the end of the day for a game mostly about repetition its cool to have variety in gameplay and keystones give you that flavor
Weapon specialist should be used with revolver and "Always prepared"
Melee specialist stacks to only 1 so melee should be used the most
furry!? where?
Weapon specialist is better with plasma compared to revolver imo 🤷
Then again, i dont see many revolver user.
I remember when a friend tried to explain to me what an omegaverse is 
nope
I did it in a day
Use melee lol
As for the "no keystone": as long as you dont argue that not taking keystone lead to better numbers, i have nothing to say
Wow congrats dude
Thought it would take longer
Also killshot ready only took me about 10 games of normal gameplay
I think the problem is you think I'm complaining because I find it hard
When I'm actually complaining because I hate the keystone and want it out of the game
Only good keystone is the one in the middle
It is uninteresting yes. Doesnt mean its bad
If it feels like shite to use, its bad.
More or less agree
Nah. Weapon specialist is better on clutch
I think weapon spec is not bad, but
left keystone is ok if you're good and poping heads with one shot
It was me. I'm that lone revolver weapon spec user
Revlover and knife with weapon spec is fun as hecko
I tried it a bit. But i found it underwhelming on the ranged side
I love the revolver but I have a honor code to never use the British knife in dorktide
its boring like the Powersword
Also require more talent commitment
as in too OP
Honestly I would have personally preferred less +% crit but it last for full 5 seconds
So pretty much all guns can have the buff on it, making it only the first shot limits the efficiency to single fire weapons (It gives a firerate buff, but that means that depending on how you play, you just burn ammo faster)
Dude i found the nickname you want for your vet: Barrel
basically the Anti me as I focus more on range and little on melee
Columnus auto has good crit modifier right?
eh, then is just playstyle
Though, marksman focus is still a very meh keystone that only got "decent" with the buff to 6/3seconds
This speaks more to how busted the Plasma is ye. Fun of the revolver weapon spec build is really just being able to interact with the hybrid combat more. Shout also becomes a more valuable CC tool when you're always in melee range and being surrounded by enemies
I wish there was a path for gunners that are not weakspot fishing all day
I find plasma to be easier to use with agile so better for hybrid 
I got no time to fish, I am throwing dynamite into the water
I maintain it quite well during hordes and shooting gunners but I prefer the middle keystone for elite and special clearing
Its the best one if I have to be the action movie star and carry 3 bads on my own
When I played, I also used the middle, instant + damage + toughness + stamina
ye
I know plasma is busted but i am not the balance department. I said it was busted the 1st game i tried it after p14 rollout
best keystone so far
Its been almost 6 month
100%
I can't stand the plasma feels to slow on all aspects, can't wait for the light variant to be added in a future update
I use Kantreal 1a with the left keystone
I find lasgun boring
I find ballistic weapons boring on guard, autoguns are more of a zealot thing
I dont care about flavor
except the stubber for the authentic commissar build
I made a lawbringer shotgun with manstopper and scattershot blessings and usually got full stacks on mf with a single special shot vs trash horde. Still a slog imo but it def sped it up
blue autogun dumdum +4 user spotted
Considering i post dozen of scoreboard with loadout visible i dont hide a lot of things
Lasguns feel so much better with the auto mod
If anyone tries to make a problem of it, well, the guard has a hell of an attrition rate, who'd notice another :)
I can't mod my game or it crashes, something to do with my laptop not being able to disable its integrated graphics
sob*
That sucks D:
Can't make my millitarum battle gear green
do you mean the voice set?
Yes, specifically F
I used them all (male ones) I ended up with the Professional at the end, I still keep my first guardsmen as a token since he's before launch
Cadian vet for me. His voice actor is freaking incredible.





