I’ve heard the original space combat was a bit goofy though
#veteran-class
pastel geode
vernal harbor
I’ve heard the original space combat was a bit goofy though
Space combat is whatever you think it is
earnest lotus
I ended up impressing a Space Marine by somehow dodging a shit ton of Eldar blades and decapitating one.
untold mulch
I’ve heard the original space combat was a bit goofy though
TTRPG Space Battle of RT is a mess
hard briar
I ended up impressing a Space Marine by somehow dodging a shit ton of Eldar blad...
And that's how I became a White Scar
serene sage
with like more than half the other primarchs 
earnest lotus
It was pure shit luck and my DM having notoriously bad rolls
hard briar
what is the Khan up to lmao
Fighting Dark Eldar and Daemons
pastel geode
TTRPG Space Battle of RT is a mess
Heard a story of a rt ship getting stuck in a stalemate with an ork ship cause they both kept regenerating shields faster than they could damage each other
serene sage
Rogue trader is just self insert
the fact that you can't romance the SoB proves that this is inaccurate
vernal harbor
You can if you run your own rogue trader campaign with yourself
hard briar
It'd be baller of a Warp Portal just opened up for Khan right outside of Hive Fleet Leviathan and sweet dreams by Eurythmics started up
earnest lotus
I did almost get my head blown off by the same Space Marines because I said "Bolter is impressive but I bet it shoots better in my hands"
serene sage
It'd be baller of a Warp Portal just opened up for Khan right outside of Hive Fl...
now this is pod racing
untold mulch
My first run of combat in Only War, I shot some orks
The second the Orks got close and oneshot leg gone me
serene sage
do you know what I really want?
untold mulch
10/10
serene sage
a showdown between the Grey Knights and the Deathwatch
fullblown inquisition civil war
earnest lotus
I feel like
hard briar
My first run of combat in Only War, I shot some orks
The second the Orks got cl...
Just a leg?
Promote this man immediately
untold mulch
Just a leg?
Was lucky
earnest lotus
That would just end in an anticlimactic explosion.
hard briar
Most men die upon entering melee with Orks.
Shit most space Marines die upon entering melee with an Ork.
serene sage
That would just end in an anticlimactic explosion.
GK vs Deathwatch, somehow the Sister lost
untold mulch
No surrender
I only know of the Deathwatch
that htye fucked up the Ynnari plot
because Writer dumb
earnest lotus
Y'know who I think doesn't get enough love?
serene sage
that htye fucked up the Ynnari plot
yeah and the GK can use that as an excuse
vernal harbor
Most men die upon entering melee with Orks.
Shit most space Marines die upon en...
nu uh
simple as
serene sage
vernal harbor
i mean, if you’re cadian
untold mulch
Step 1 will get so many killed
untold mulch
i mean, if you’re cadian
Catachan
untold mulch
Can you Cadia some planet?
serene sage
Sly Marbo used to throw a grenade and kill six orks, then the grenade exploded.
earnest lotus
I heard rent in Cadia is through the roof.
vernal harbor
catachan would’ve pulled the orks vocal chords out with his fingers from behind and strangled the green bastard using the orks tongue he pulled out
serene sage
Where is it?
a little over here, a little over there
untold mulch
I heard rent in Cadia is through the roof.
Cadia unemployment rate went dramatically down
hard briar
Y'know who I think doesn't get enough love?
The Imperial Gaurd that doesn't include Cadian failures and DKoK
vernal harbor
I heard rent in Cadia is through the roof.
sinful haven
serene sage
someone post that more guarsmen than atom 4chin post
earnest lotus
Special Cadia techniques Volume 1: The Planet Special
hard briar
Cadians lose their homeworld,, get immortalized as cool.
Hundreds of other Regiments have the same shit happen.to them and no one bats a fucking eye
earnest lotus
Step one: Pull out grenade
Step two: Pull pin
Step three: Release safety
Step four:......
And that's the Cadia technique.
hard briar
Mordians RETAKE their homeworld from Chaos, no one cares.
serene sage
Cadians lose their homeworld,, get immortalized as cool.
Hundreds of other Regim...
to be fair, they were guarding the eye of terror
their failure literally meant the galaxy is split in half
hard briar
to be fair, they were guarding the eye of terror <:KEKW_ogryn:102207718832290616...
More reason to shit on them
They failed all of mankind
serene sage
no i agree
hard briar
And the God Emperor
serene sage
cadians are full of copium
untold mulch
someone post that more guarsmen than atom 4chin post
earnest lotus
It's not Cadians fault the planet was fragile.
serene sage
thank you
hard briar
Cadians should be bred solely for corpse starch processing
earnest lotus
Should've put a Primarch there.
hard briar
After such an astronomical failure
hard briar
This is where the Sisters go as a Paradise World
untold mulch
hard briar
This is their pleasure world vacation
untold mulch
hard briar
Zillions of Men loyal to the Emperor and pure of Heart. Ready to do to their duty
untold mulch
I love this image so much
untold mulch
It's not Cadians fault the planet was fragile.
Cadia sacrificed itself to take out a blackstone fortress 😔
serene sage
Cadia sacrificed itself to take out a blackstone fortress 😔
and the guards sacrificed themselves to be a meme
hard briar
Cadia sacrificed itself to take out a blackstone fortress 😔
It could have taken out the entire fleet
untold mulch
It could have taken out the entire fleet
It did its best
vernal harbor
impressed the pixels could even form an understandable letter
bro was ZOOMING in on that information
hard briar
It did its best
Cowardice
It thought a single Black Fortress would pardon its failure to destroy the whole of Abbadon's Forces.
lucid hinge
next time take out the whole system like Terra
serene sage
Honestly
untold mulch
impressed the pixels could even form an understandable letter
It sends the message
serene sage
We can take on Abbandon
Just send 4 of us in
And we will secure the whole Imperium
hard briar
Next time Board the Black Fortress, cleanse it of Heretics, and make it Orbit Cadia as an additional Moon fortification, in His Holy Name.
lucid hinge
serene sage
Not even St. Celestine can carry these Cadian noobs
hard briar
Fr fr
serene sage
Who?
earnest lotus
Sanguinius
serene sage
The Primarch of the Blood Amgels?
hard briar
We merely needed more Ogyrns
earnest lotus
The son who died defending the God Emperor
serene sage
Who have wings and named after blood in Latin?
serene sage
The son who died defending the God Emperor
Nah dude went leeroy jenkins into the ship
earnest lotus
The Jesus Christ to our God Emperor
hard briar
You know who did his best actually defending the God Emperor
earnest lotus
He was doing his best damn it
hard briar
OLLANIUS PIOUS!
serene sage
OLLANIUS PIOUS!
Propaganda
hard briar
Propaganda
This is heresy
pastel geode
You know who did his best actually defending the God Emperor
Sanguinius
civic knot
Does bots deaths count for the no deaths melk contract?
hard briar
Does bots deaths count for the no deaths melk contract?
Absolutely
wet elk
snder any good?
untold mulch
You know who did his best, and fucked up massively anyways?
Magnus
serene sage
Magnus did nothing wrong
tranquil bronze
snder any good?
What you really want is PC IV. Swap that supercharge.
untold mulch
Magnus didn't do nuffin
We wouldn't have the Emperor stuck for 10k years if he had did nothing
Just saying
wet elk
What you really want is PC IV. Swap that supercharge.
my current one is this
earnest lotus
We wouldn't have the Emperor stuck for 10k years if he had did nothing
The Emperor got himself stuck.
serene sage
We wouldn't have the Emperor stuck for 10k years if he had did nothing
The Emperor wouldn't have died if he didn't make the Primarchs
Check mate
agile yew
Just did Malice where only got hit once melee by a dog, got 3 chaos dmg, and penance ruined
tranquil bronze
my current one is this
Then you're already good
earnest lotus
Wouldn't have died if he had took the time to watch his sons.
untold mulch
The Emperor wouldn't have died if he didn't make the Primarchs
Damn
untold mulch
Wouldn't have died if he had took the time to watch his sons.
Tbf, it was 20 of them
18
19
earnest lotus
Tbf, it was 20 of them
And he had warning signs BEFORE Horus.
untold mulch
21
earnest lotus
Horus wasn't the first to fall to Chaos, he was just the first to try something.
vernal harbor
trick question
wet elk
i can only count rations sah
earnest lotus
Mortarian gets a pass tho
untold mulch
i can only count rations sah
Good Varlet
vernal harbor
if i knew the exact count that would be grounds for execution
untold mulch
if i knew the exact count that would be grounds for execution
Damn, saw it through
Gonna get shot anyways
earnest lotus
He's the only Primarch that fell to Chaos that's still cool in my book.
midnight totem
No he doesn't
soft blade
i can’t believe mortarion weaponized his gamer gunk
midnight totem
Where is his nose
earnest lotus
"Forget no insult, my sons, as I have never forgotten those of my father, of the Emperor, nor those of Horus. Forgive no slight or grievance. Hold your bitterness deep within, and there let it fester."
serene sage
Trivia check
How many Primarchs
A) 20
B) 18
C) 21
D) 19
Let's see if I get this right
18 if you count all found primarchs that aren't eradicated
19 if you count the Twins as two
20 if you count the Twins as one plus two unknown Primarchs
21 if you count all
vernal harbor
i can’t believe mortarion weaponized his gamer gunk
serene sage
so 21, final answer
serene sage
i can’t believe mortarion weaponized his gamer gunk
and get bitch slapped twice by Kaldor Draigo
untold mulch
Let's see if I get this right
18 if you count all found primarchs that aren't er...
Ding ding ding
Promethium flamer for ya
vernal harbor
"Forget no insult, my sons, as I have never forgotten those of my father, of the...
me after running malice
vernal harbor
And that's the friends we made along the way.
untold mulch
I was so expecting muzzle flash for some reason
vernal harbor
canoncially there would be
untold mulch
PACIFISM
serene sage
clearly the Imperium needs more Pepsi
earnest lotus
Pepsi creates an interesting question
What soda would be the official Imperium brand?
vernal harbor
What soda would be the official Imperium brand?
rc cola
soft blade
probably something like dr.bob
vernal harbor
lmao mf dr bob
serene sage
honestly, coca cola
soft blade
because advancing flavor is palette heresy or something
serene sage
it's cheap, unhealthy, and popular
earnest lotus
Dr. Pepper
serene sage
dr pep gives more of an elite faction vibe
earnest lotus
True
supple hamlet
What blessing should I replace for vet?
earnest lotus
Tau is definitely a Sprite kind of gang
serene sage
can we all agree that Nurgle is Mountain Dew?
soft blade
space marines probably just drink plain seltzer because they can’t enjoy anything ever
serene sage
that's pretty much set in stone yeah?
earnest lotus
Oh Nurgle is 100% the Dew.
vernal harbor
soft blade
definitely
untold mulch
can we all agree that Nurgle is Mountain Dew?
earnest lotus
Specifically the Halo 3 advertisement Mountain Dew.
untold mulch
Specifically the Halo 3 advertisement Mountain Dew.
THEY PUT DA MASTA CHIF IN DA SODA
I lost braincells remembering it
vernal harbor
Sippin my nurgle cola listening to 107.5 Fart FM
vernal harbor
Khorne gotta be
soft blade
monster or red bull for sure
serene sage
Slaneesh can be some kind of alcohol
earnest lotus
Khorn is Monster
untold mulch
Khorne is screams FM
Tzeetch is just randomly doxing people and pulling hteir insecurities
Slaanesh
soft blade
maximum gamer rage
untold mulch
....
earnest lotus
Slaneesh isn't a drink.
serene sage
And Tzentch gives me me SunnyD vibe lmao
earnest lotus
It's just liquid Adderall
serene sage
like the kiddy drink
earnest lotus
Wait wrong chaos
serene sage
because dude is perma taking Ls, but acting like he knows all
earnest lotus
Tzentch is just straight Adderall
serene sage
so, a kid
soft blade
tzeentch is probably sipping straight cough syrup or something wacky
vernal harbor
It's just liquid Adderall
As someone who’s prescribed adderall that is an insane concept lol
earnest lotus
Slaneesh is Purple Drank
vernal harbor
Slannesh is lean yeah
vernal harbor
okay which faction is water
Tau
soft blade
tau probably
earnest lotus
As someone who’s prescribed adderall that is an insane concept lol
It's either Adderall or just Weed.
vernal harbor
“It’s healthy” stfu
serene sage
vernal harbor
Dumb Tau
earnest lotus
Tau is 100% sparkling water.
vernal harbor
Let’s go hurt em
earnest lotus
Gotta remember they're extra
serene sage
do we ever get to fight Tau in any game?
soft blade
the eldar give me plain seltzer vibes
earnest lotus
Wait
vernal harbor
What do you think that one inquisitor was sippin when he exterminatus’d like 5 systems before the tyranids could get em
earnest lotus
What about the Orkz
soft blade
drukhari probably drink clamato juice and pretend it’s blood
vernal harbor
Orks very Mountain Dew
earnest lotus
Gatorade in a Windex bottle
serene sage
but that's Nurgle domain
the Dew
and it fits Nurgle more, too
with the gamer gunk association
vernal harbor
Gatorade in a Windex bottle
we added blue color now it tastes like blueberry because we says so
soft blade
the death guard are a bunch of unwashed gamers so they have dominance over mountain dew
earnest lotus
the death guard are a bunch of unwashed gamers so they have dominance over mount...
The Death guard gets their own flavour and it's 100% either Baja Blast or Code Red
vernal harbor
Cadians drink tap exclusively
earnest lotus
If we talk alcohol were gonna have to go over the whole roster again
serene sage
If we talk alcohol were gonna have to go over the whole roster again
there isn't enough pop flavor for all the factions imo
soft blade
if we’re talking alcohol khorne 1,000% drinks hennessy
hard briar
Cadians drink tap exclusively
Catachans are the sludge that comes out of those large industrial metal trash boxes
vernal harbor
Like 7 mfs in this chat and we ain’t got better shit to do then discuss this
soft blade
ture…
serene sage
I mean I can get back to working I guess
vernal harbor
my gf visiting family for the week and my job don’t start till Monday and I’m losing IQ here
earnest lotus
Nah this is good thinking exercise.
vernal harbor
I assured my employment im intelligent
earnest lotus
Now talking brands
vernal harbor
Gonna walk in after edging my fury on helbore rants in the car
earnest lotus
What drinks do you think Horus killed the big E over?
serene sage
Space Marines are Fords while the Guards are Chevys
vernal harbor
over the argument that dr pepper enjoyers are mentally affected by Dr Pepper
serene sage
get fucked idiot
vernal harbor
I kinda like hit and run
when it matters I swear to god hit and run will allow apotheosis in that moment
before 20 gunners
out in the open
(the others are not capitalizing on any of this)
earnest lotus
Gunners gotta be my favourite elite to kill
Because they're slow and stupid
I can relate to them
serene sage
Gunners gotta be my favourite elite to kill
I won't lie, my favorite to kill is ragers
earnest lotus
FUCK ragers
serene sage
sometimes gunners are too spread out and they hide
ragers are simple
they run toward you in big groups
earnest lotus
You can't hide from me
tame stream
I'm thinking soften up mobs with special kant slug periodically while running around popping heads with rashad axe. Thoughts?
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9b27ec2d-f92c-4ecb-b081-1a24d9d28ef9/infiltrator
earnest lotus
You'll hear my hot mic in the game chasing gunners
vernal harbor
when you slide behind their cover and it’s a straight line of exposed gunners 😍😍😍
earnest lotus
"RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY"
vernal harbor
I manhunt fleeing grenadiers
tunnel vision
Fuck the team
This guys been lobbing for 2 minutes
serene sage
I'm thinking soften up mobs with special kant slug periodically while running ar...
the build itself isn't bad
the only problem is the "softening up" part
usually you can just kill them straight up, a 2 part process to kill anything in this game is generally too slow to be effective
soft blade
I *manhunt* fleeing grenadiers
real
you’ve restricted my movement and for that you must suffer eternally
hard briar
You see it? I REALLY DID THIS
I'm really HIM!
pysker after soloing 3 groaners.
vernal harbor
Pistol whip to death
earnest lotus
But it only works in that scene
I see cosplayer reacting it and its low-key cringe ngk
serene sage
yeah, definitely not a thing to do over and over
vernal harbor
you ever seen a player snap, quietly in the corner, just torturing a specialist who broke him
earnest lotus
Henry fucking Caville
serene sage
you ever seen a player snap, quietly in the corner, just torturing a specialist ...
this?
pastel geode
you ever seen a player snap, quietly in the corner, just torturing a specialist ...
When the zealot finally catches the trapper
vernal harbor
this?
That is exactly what I meant lmao I be rifle butting them to death, team be damned because I finally caught em
“Get up.”
Grenadier had the nuts to sternum kick me and escape
vernal harbor
vernal harbor
Also when the sniper has taken an unreal amount of my lead and still takes aim
earnest lotus
I've times exactly when they shoot between the sparkle.
vernal harbor
scenic mica
Does the On Target penance work with the improved version of Volley Fire?
earnest lotus
Does the On Target penance work with the improved version of Volley Fire?
Yes
scenic mica
Aight thanks
vernal harbor
does being embraced by a woman who love you affect skill in darktide
tiny summit
Yes. It's a debuff
tiny summit
What a whacky choice elden ring. Have a woman offer you a hug. Gets debuff
What did Miyazaki mean by this?
earnest lotus
You get a huge buff if you stick with her and keep embracing
tiny summit
That's a temporary use that I have to go back and get a always on debuff
Still funny
earnest lotus
It's a whole quest
tiny summit
I know. Also when modders found her panties in the game files and then From removed them
serene sage
I see tik tok notif 
earnest lotus
And Pinterest
hard briar
I know. Also when modders found her panties in the game files and then From remo...
So fromsoft's solution was to remove her panties?
muted knot
I know. Also when modders found her panties in the game files and then From remo...
They fucking what
iron marten
earnest lotus
So fromsoft's solution was to remove her panties?
Reminds me of a funny story in my Gmod days.
Played in a long standing Fallout Gary's Mod server and someone dug in the files to make textures for a thing called Pac.
serene sage
earnest lotus
And they found out the devs for this server used sex mods for the female models because some of the dresses had exposed genitals underneath.
They started banning anyone who mentioned the "Falloutussy"
vernal harbor
like no teamwork, no coherent builds, no logic, no experience i dont get why specifically today its been unplayable lmao
dusty sluice
ffs
earnest lotus
It is on Gamepass
vernal harbor
i thought it always was
muted knot
like no teamwork, no coherent builds, no logic, no experience i dont get why spe...
It's been so bad man
earnest lotus
It's horrible but yknow
earnest lotus
completely bricked right?
Bricked UP
serene sage
completely bricked right?
Keep the gun. As a reminder.
muted knot
That hadron hates you
serene sage
Things can only look up from now
dusty sluice
That hadron hates you
today, yes
muted knot
today, yes
Why are your taking it to gold when you see that it's bricked at purple ?
dusty sluice
Why are your taking it to gold when you see that it's bricked at purple ?
silly
muted knot
Fair enough
dusty sluice
mostly since i got it this far to try see if i can grab a blessing
muted knot
It's not like I always go "well if I hit this exact thing now"
soft blade
7th game in arow
woe, demonhost be upon ye
serene sage
Why are your taking it to gold when you see that it's bricked at purple ?
So you don't hit the plasteel bottle neck, duh
vernal harbor
i mean i dont really want to run anymore, im just baffled 7 times in a row its been like this maybe itll pass but like who the fuck are these people
"i throw nukes so let me get the grenades"
huh
ogryn the hell you say?
all of them?
on blitz?
"just let me have this entire resource"
👍
native hamlet
big boombah
native hamlet
ogyrn is big
serene sage
I also run a semi grenadier build
native hamlet
needs bigger resource
dusty sluice
hadron won't brick one of these
serene sage
So my nades are actually more versatile than Ogryns anyway
dusty sluice
and brunt will give me a 370+
native hamlet
hadron won't brick one of these
can't tell if i wish the best or the worst
vernal harbor
How are they gonna know <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
he quit after being downed 4 times in under 4 minutes
we lost
ofc
vernal harbor
im pretty sure this next maelstrom has mr unc in it
earnest lotus
I've been seeing bad Ogryns yesterday too
native hamlet
did you manage to see me? 💪
fast cargo
The only people who I trust to kill DH's are Sheild Ogryns and TH Zealots with a funny look in their eye
native hamlet
The only people who I trust to kill DH's are Sheild Ogryns and TH Zealots with a...
i play both 😏
spice wadi
I no longer trust shield ogryns
agile yew
That 6 dmg i took was from flamer, got 0 melee dmg penance done
earnest lotus
Saw one, named Brick. Blud kept rushing ahead and triggering second hordes. Called us garbage and quit when he got murdered far far away
fast cargo
I no longer trust shield ogryns
That bad?
spice wadi
because half the time they will aggro the dh at some random time
fast cargo
Ah, yeah, that can be an issue
spice wadi
and then there will be this beacon of corruption pulsing away while other shit spawns
and we will also be down a teammate
because lenny from mice and men is busy staring deeply into the eyes of the dh knocking on his shield
fast cargo
That 6 dmg i took was from flamer, got 0 melee dmg penance done
Grats, had to cheese with Infiltrate to get that one
spice wadi
and then going ahead and killing the DH means either eating a hp bar worth of corruption
or burning a stockpile of ammo
when el humungous could have simply walked three feet to the left or right
earnest lotus
I'm starting to understand abhuman hatred.
fast cargo
Shortest Auric I ever did was me and three Ogryns. I couldn't see shit, so I wasn't really helping, but they just punted everything on their own
spice wadi
Decent to good ogryns make the game boring
because they will kill everything at no risk to themselves
native hamlet
i usually play darktide with a gunlugger friend and he and i get a smirk when we see a daemonhost
earnest lotus
4 good Ogryns funni tho
fast cargo
Three means you are now the escort NPC
spice wadi
it's not even the shotblocking shit that gets me any more
u will simply become ashley from resident evil 4
agile yew
Best way to do Make Every Shot Count?
fast cargo
Revolver or plas
earnest lotus
Three means you are now the escort NPC
Had that happened, we revived the Psyker like 7-8 times.
fast cargo
Had that happened, we revived the Psyker like 7-8 times.
Sounds about right
serene sage
Best way to do Make Every Shot Count?
Don't miss
fast cargo
It's a Psyker, he deserved it
agile yew
Don't miss <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Bit hard with Columnus V ive been usign 😬
earnest lotus
Abhuman on abhuman crime. My favourite.
fast cargo
Bit hard with Columnus V ive been usign 😬
Yeah, no. Just use revolver and mag-dump into hordes
Slap on a melee build and have fun
native hamlet
good thing i step to the side or behind team for ogyrn
earnest lotus
I wish Ogryn had a "throw teammate ability"
fast cargo
They do, it's called "Rock the Burster While The Vet's Pushing It"
native hamlet
"toss me"
agile yew
0 revolvers or plasmas yet on my veteran while leveling as gifts, guess i gotta buy one
soft blade
“eat shit spark ‘ead” launches him into a horde
native hamlet
that's how the psyker went down 7-8 times
fast cargo
Relatedly, if you've ever seen an Ogryn Rock a Mutant or Hound mid-charge, the ragdolls are hilarious
native hamlet
true
earnest lotus
When the spark head is imploding Ogryns should just be able to yeet that thing
Like a warp grenade
fast cargo
Hounds sometimes do it to themselves tho, had one launch itself off the damn map today
native hamlet
it's why i swapped from bombs away to big friendly grenade
soft blade
the next ogryn weapon is his teammates
fast cargo
Not towards anyone, not under fire, just gave up on life
native hamlet
Hounds sometimes do it to themselves tho, had one launch itself off the damn map...
had one do 5 carthwheel spins before it landed head first
soft blade
pick up a downed player and use them as a club
earnest lotus
They also double as Rashuns if the mission takes any longa
native hamlet
fast cargo
pick up a downed player and use them as a club
That's the Chaos Spawn's schtik
soft blade
he’s a visual learner
fast cargo
What's everyone's most ridiculous CC chain, btw?
native hamlet
?
fast cargo
Mine was Burster into Barrel into Burster into Triple Mutant into Trapper into Mutant into Hound
earnest lotus
Chris Chan Chain
fast cargo
In sequence
soft blade
hmmmmm monster use boss as club maybe I use boss as club
native hamlet
nice
fast cargo
I survived that, by some miracle
native hamlet
well i was playing some games with friends that decided to be speedrunner zealots
agile yew
These 2x 25 toughness nodes were really nice for the take 0 melee dmg penance, along with Iron Will obviously
native hamlet
i was a tank ogyrn to be used as a powerup lmao
serene sage
What's everyone's most ridiculous CC chain, btw?
This
fast cargo
These 2x 25 toughness nodes were really nice for the take 0 melee dmg penance, a...
I was in sharpshooter
serene sage
I was in STEALTH btw
native hamlet
i was pounced by a hound when i was left behind for a longggg time
earnest lotus
Mine is my grenade into barrel into teammate who landed on a pox burster and then landed off of a cliff
serene sage
The game just decided that I die
native hamlet
i also had curse resistance
maybe like a good minute? minute and a half?
WAIT NO
fast cargo
Sometimes Game Director just says fuck you
I've been mutant tossed into a horde then hounded, naded, and flamed in sequence
native hamlet
actually my longest cc was being netted above a drop point. also had curse resistance then
fast cargo
Sometimes there just isn't spit you can do
earnest lotus
Trappers...
native hamlet
so it took about 3 or 4 minutes for me to die?
fast cargo
actually my longest cc was being netted above a drop point. also had curse resis...
Yeah, but that's one cc, I'm talking about chains
native hamlet
brink of death a poxburster spawned. never been so happy
native hamlet
Yeah, but that's one cc, I'm talking about chains
Mine was Burster into Barrel into Burster into Triple Mutant into Trapper into Mutant into Hound
soft blade
the game director deemed you unworthy
earnest lotus
Trappers...
vernal harbor
not even mr unc could save my maelstrom run 
we going meta boys
fast cargo
Mine was Burster into Barrel into Burster into Triple Mutant into Trapper into M...
yike
native hamlet
big womp womp
think my longest was being pounced by all of the pox hounds in hunting grounds
followed up by a beast of nurgle consuming me
and then i got hound'd: the sequel
wave of mutants said wassup
fast cargo
Ah yes, the old Nurgle Dine'n'Dash
native hamlet
i found a chaos spawn afterwords
agile yew
How do you unload revolvers quickfiring?
fast cargo
Altfire iirc
native hamlet
and then i decided to hit a barrel to addon to it
soft blade
the hand of the lord guiding 190 bursters my direction as soon as i get grabbed
native hamlet
i sure love it
curse resistance is so not needed on ogyrn, but it's so funny to middle finger dh, bursters, and hounds if you want to pet them longer i suppose
earnest lotus
I wish the hand of the Lord would guide Hadron Omega 7-7 my way
fast cargo
Do I need to get the bat?
native hamlet
getting me mallet
fast cargo
HERESEY BLAM
polar ember
with all the crit increasing effects you can have how high a crit chance can you get with a lasgun?
earnest lotus
Oh it's gonna be heresy
fast cargo
Lower than you should be able to, Update 13 sent all our crit to opposite sides of the tree
fast cargo
with all the crit increasing effects you can have how high a crit chance can you...
Honestly, long as you have Headhunter/Deadly you'll be fine
Reconsidered that one?
earnest lotus
soft blade
execution by firing squad speedrun
fast cargo
Where's the damn Commissar
earnest lotus
He's admiring my bravery
fast cargo
Is that what you named it?
earnest lotus
Emperor willing I will not rest until I get the only blessing that matters
vernal harbor
the hand of the lord guiding 190 bursters my direction as soon as i get grabbed
i was spawned in directly behind you during the carnival finale, this is going to end your run
soft blade
trollburster
vernal harbor
Bent over and railed special ❤️❤️
fast cargo
Nah, that's whichever part of the planet's fighting off a Slanneshi cult
earnest lotus
Bent over and railed special ❤️❤️
Y'know who else-
fast cargo
We're working through a Nurgle one
fast cargo
Y'know who else-
That's quite enough outta you
vernal harbor
Hmmm how can I direct my anger at my failed matches back at the community in a meaningful way
polar ember
Honestly, long as you have Headhunter/Deadly you'll be fine
im just wondering how close to infinite ammo you could get
earnest lotus
That's quite enough outta you
You can't stop me
fast cargo
im just wondering how close to infinite ammo you could get
You've got a lasgun and Vet ammo aura. You're there.
Unless you use Recon, but if you're a Recon user there's no helping you
inland orchid
You've got a lasgun and Vet ammo aura. You're there.
shock trooper if u really wanna shove the "i dont need ammo" thing right in there
fast cargo
im just wondering how close to infinite ammo you could get
More seriously, I ran a High Intensity STG on Heresey earlier using the XII and never went below half with two small ammo cans
Despite firing into hordes
soft blade
im just wondering how close to infinite ammo you could get
you can have infinite ammo regardless if you just find the pickups faster than your team can 
oh god
fast cargo
Hang on, did you change your name for that!?
earnest lotus
Yes
fast cargo
Your simpery is only matched by the UltraSmurfs
earnest lotus
But also I have a thing for high intelligence women who are cruel
fast cargo
I mean, don't we all?
vernal harbor
Not surprising, she fucks us daily so it’s only natural someone in the community enjoys it
vernal harbor
But also I have a thing for high intelligence women who are cruel
Intelligent is a stretch
vernal harbor
Think it’s time you take a break from darktide
earnest lotus
Think it’s time you take a break from darktide
I think it's time YOU take a break from life
fast cargo
I just wanna dress up my Warhammer Barbie
Have you considered a 3D Printer, then?
vernal harbor
Rejects mental state is effected
pulsar radish
Slanneshi has infected that one.
fast cargo
I think it's time YOU take a break from life
Too far, reel it in
earnest lotus
This unit will make a request for execution.
vernal harbor
What darktide does to a Mf
earnest lotus
What darktide does to a Mf
Should've seen me in my Xcom days.
vernal harbor
I got complimented mid match by that YouTuber and for a single moment, I was happy
And then I lost
fast cargo
Should've seen me in my Xcom days.
Vahlen was your previous crush?
earnest lotus
Yah
vernal harbor
Let’s crowd fund a Morrow body pillow
fast cargo
Let’s crowd fund a Morrow body pillow
We both know a bunch of people would go for it unironically
vernal harbor
Yeah me I want it give me some money
fast cargo
Yeah me I want it give me some money
lol, fair enough
vernal harbor
If morrow dies I die with him
earnest lotus
Wait I'm actually bad with names
fast cargo
Honestly what'shername is more likely to die
vernal harbor
I’ll directly help the heretics and run recon with movement speed aura and a knife
fast cargo
Wait I'm actually bad with names
Morrow's the guy who insults you with the scars
vernal harbor
He’s dad
earnest lotus
The one that's looks like the average 40 year old Warhammer fan
fast cargo
The one that's looks like the average 40 year old Warhammer fan
That's the bugger
vernal harbor
Hadron is the distance mom who uses your personal info against you in front of the enginseer for clout
earnest lotus
Hadron just need some sweetness
vernal harbor
“Ugh varlets you can’t operate any equipment haha” bitch you MADE THIS GUN
fast cargo
Nah, she's the Tiger Mom. She wants you to succeed, and she's utterly befuddled when you don't
earnest lotus
Actually 99% of names characters in Warhammer 40k probably just need a hug
fast cargo
Actually 99% of names characters in Warhammer 40k probably just need a hug
Setting in a nutshell, really
vernal harbor
Nah, she's the Tiger Mom. She wants you to succeed, and she's utterly befuddled ...
She threatened to kill me on the grounds of seconds late
She didn’t threaten she tried
fast cargo
She threatened to kill me on the grounds of seconds late
Your mom didn't do that?
vernal harbor
She put in a request
junior needle
I got complimented mid match by that YouTuber and for a *single* moment, I was h...
Now your shame is recorded for all time. Also which one
earnest lotus
She threatened to kill me on the grounds of seconds late
That's where it started for me.
That's when I fell for her
fast cargo
Love at first sight, I suppose
earnest lotus
I love a woman who WILL kill me.
vernal harbor
Now your shame is recorded for all time. Also which one
He won’t clip that because he got downed very early and we couldn’t revive him for most of the mission
earnest lotus
Like it's not even questioned my death will be at Hadrons hands.
junior needle
Lemao
vernal harbor
Tbf that mission was fucked, scab only ain’t for the laymen
fast cargo
Nothing more annoying than waking up Monday, checking your weelkies, and seeing not one but two "Kill a fuckton in melee" challenges
I just want to use my lasgun, dammit
vernal harbor
Ye
fast cargo
Still, means I need to be in melee or I'm slowing my own progress
ty for the heads up tho
vernal harbor
You mean you’re not violently thrusted into a battle of the bastards type melee brawl regularly?
fast cargo
You mean you’re not violently thrusted into a battle of the bastards type melee ...
Doesn't matter where I am, I always end up in a brawl, the only differnce is if I've got my las I can get distance and nuke all the specials first, but if I've got plas I'm just boned.
fast cargo
I've been using it to good effect
vernal harbor
The day I picked up the autogun was the day I stopped playing for fun
fast cargo
Yeah, that'd do it
Honestly, DA/HH/Man/Flak gets you past threshold for 1-tapping most things in Damnation
Esp if you run Focus
civic knot
Simple Q: Which one(s) do I invest in? use the rating to tell me which u think
fast cargo
Click heads and win fights
vernal harbor
Sadly I disagree
fast cargo
Simple Q: Which one(s) do I invest in? use the rating to tell me which u think
Unyeilding and grey are the only ones without dead perks
And Unyeilding's debatable
vernal harbor
I use autogun because it can force its way through the crowd and into the specialists
civic knot
@fast cargo whats the dump stat?
vernal harbor
With the lasgun I need good vision and to be able to sit still more than .2 seconds
fast cargo
<@211650603988811776> whats the dump stat?
Stats don't matter nine times out of ten, especially on Plas. Perks are what's getting you past the breakpoints
hot dragon
<@211650603988811776> whats the dump stat?
Charge rate
civic knot
hmm
hot dragon
Yes it is
earnest lotus
Oh yeah it's coming together
hot dragon
Thermal res is better than charge rate
serene bough
But it just doesn’t work in the chaos
idk if you grab an mg4 and an autoclicker mod you can just M1 spam into crowds and be pretty effective
umbral scaffold
Charge rate is bery nise
serene bough
struggles against flak and cara though thats for sure
hot dragon
You’ll get more shots before overheating
umbral scaffold
I'd get the 369 and 371
fast cargo
And I can 1-tap Flak with my Las just fine
umbral scaffold
The green 371
vernal harbor
I don’t do mods because when I brag I don’t wanna mention a mod helped me
serene bough
why brag
vernal harbor
Because there’s no end game
junior needle
I want to brag about how I won but I used barter at hadron so I’m cheating
serene bough
And I can 1-tap Flak with my Las just fine
im more talking about maulers and flak ragers
fast cargo
im more talking about maulers and flak ragers
I was talking about Flak Ragers too, I'm about 20 damage off with imperfect perks rn
vernal harbor
I want to brag about how I won but I used barter at hadron so I’m cheating
Now let’s not be too hasty, what’s that mod do
serene bough
i see
junior needle
Now let’s not be too hasty, what’s that mod do
Let’s you sell things at hadron
umbral scaffold
Now let’s not be too hasty, what’s that mod do
shits your bed
vernal harbor
Yeah, imma need that
serene bough
buy until rarity is the real MVP
civic knot
what are the best perks for plasma?
fast cargo
buy until rarity is the real MVP
This
serene bough
auto vendoring at brunts for good level gear
vernal harbor
shits your bed
well that’s not helpful
junior needle
what are the best perks for plasma?
Most people say maniac/unyielding
fast cargo
what are the best perks for plasma?
Gets Hot, Blaze Away, Glory Hunter, Maniacs, and Unyeilding
hot dragon
what are the best perks for plasma?
Maniac
civic knot
ok
native hamlet
what are the best perks for plasma?
i think pins has some cool info on plasma gun
native hamlet
if you wanna extract more info. i dunno shit of plas gun lol
serene bough
i really hate that FS is obstinate about keeping certain RNG features then allowing mods that bypass the frustration and tedium of such a feature
hot dragon
Blaze away and Gets hot Yup
serene bough
why not just let us avoid the tedium in the first place
vernal harbor
i really hate that FS is obstinate about keeping certain RNG features then allow...
Allow idk I think it’s just that they can’t be bothered to care that much
fast cargo
why not just let us avoid the tedium in the first place
Because engagement
vernal harbor
Where’s my win mod
fast cargo
Allow idk I think it’s just that they can’t be bothered to care that much
Nah, because they already solved this in V2, it's literally just here to keep us logging in
hot dragon
The charge one of you want to charge, i seldom do it so up to you
vernal harbor
I want to launch a strike mission and be greeted with a victory screen
hot dragon
Volatile something
fast cargo
I want to launch a strike mission and be greeted with a victory screen
Bring 3 Ogryns
vernal harbor
Nah, because they already solved this in V2, it's literally just here to keep us...
To their credit tho 😓
civic knot
OMFG, which ones of these should I use? 🤣 💀
fast cargo
To their credit tho 😓
TBH, if Darktide came out with V2's QoL features, it'd be damn near perfect
vernal harbor
One at a time! You need forms for all those
hot dragon
I want to launch a strike mission and be greeted with a victory screen
Used to happen in VT2
serene bough
is 71% charge rate still a thing
civic knot
One at a time! You need forms for all those
use rating numbers to tell me which is which! xD
vernal harbor
Mod that gives us all drachenfel gargoyle ass’
fast cargo
OMFG, which ones of these should I use? 🤣 💀
Grab Blaze and Gets Hot, replace Volatile and Flak on 510
civic knot
Grab Blaze and Gets Hot, replace Volatile and Flak on 510
youre a champ 🥂
fast cargo
youre a champ 🥂
yw
serene bough
mod that returns our shirtless rejects pls
civic knot
Grab Blaze and Gets Hot, replace Volatile and Flak on 510
wait I thought someone said the dump stat was charge rate, not thermal res?
fast cargo
wait I thought someone said the dump stat was charge rate, not thermal res?
Like I said, with the right perks stats don't especially matter
If you want to keep rolling for perfect stats feel free, but that gun'll carry you in Aurics just fine
vernal harbor
Oh I stand corrected, that YouTuber was live when I failed to clutch so that’s great
terse idol
wait I thought someone said the dump stat was charge rate, not thermal res?
You don't want to dump TR
civic knot
You don't want to dump TR
-_-
fast cargo
They do and they don't
civic knot
@fast cargo
terse idol
Because that gives you 3 more shots~ to work with
fast cargo
It will change performance, but with good perks the gun will do what you want
terse idol
Wait wait wait
you can't say >Dumping TR is okay
The performance is like
One of the feew things
fast cargo
It's far from fucking ideal I'll give you that
terse idol
Even if most Pguns work out of the box you want to recommend actually like
Good dump stats or max stats
civic knot
OMFG, which ones of these should I use? 🤣 💀
heres the plasmas, for those interested
hard briar
The true dump stat of the Plasma Gun
Is a mixture of ammo and Thermal
terse idol
Like, again current gameplay
You don't charge
Why would you not get a lower CR dump
TR actually matters
civic knot
You don't charge
only for crushers, right?
civic knot
no
terse idol
You can usually just 3 shot a crusher
civic knot
i mean u DO charge for crushers
hard briar
How about this Henkz
civic knot
civic knot
but my minmax 😭
fast cargo
Okay, I think I misunderstood the premise
terse idol
Like >Does it kill in the meatgrinder
fast cargo
I was going for "What will work"
earnest lotus
Aye
hard briar
If there's something I've learn3d after artistically arguing opinions over 0.00004% in damage increases and shit
Your Opinions are shot
fast cargo
Not "What is absolutely optimal"
hard briar
Play the fucking game
earnest lotus
Commodores Vestures rotate this Thursday yeah?
civic knot
If there's something I've learn3d after artistically arguing opinions over 0.000...
autism
fast cargo
Because optimal takes a year to roll for and is a minor overall improvement
civic knot
I love drama 🍿
earnest lotus
So
earnest lotus
Does the Vestures rotate this Thursday or?
fast cargo
What can be improved
The question was which one to use, not what is absolutely optimal
civic knot
Can it kill shit on Damnation? Yes?
Cool dude. Use it.
but... but..... my... minmaaaax 
terse idol
The question was which one to use, not what is absolutely optimal
the question was
fast cargo
Even so, we've gone from debate to ad-hominim, so might be time to cool it
hard briar
Even so, we've gone from debate to ad-hominim, so might be time to cool it
It was never a debate
fast cargo
I was responding to "Which one should I use"
hard briar
You only need so much TR before it's actually useless
terse idol
Yeah, and someone else asked
civic knot
fast cargo
Yeah, and someone else asked
Okay, we've been having entirely different conversations, I'm so sorry
terse idol
Woah, it's my fault for wanting to minmax
hard briar
So intruth the dump stat is a mix of ammo, tr, and charge rate
hard briar
End of discussion
fast cargo
https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-necron-gif-17816277693703384207
Waitaminute, did you change your pfp?
earnest lotus
Waitaminute, did you change your pfp?
...Yes
hard briar
Back to Ab Hominims or whatever
civic knot
Back to Ab Hominims or whatever
this, tbh
earnest lotus
Ty
civic knot
🐒
vernal harbor
Next vet fight what we got
earnest lotus
Now can someone answer my question I can't find the rotation schedule on the Darktide website
native hamlet
Next vet fight what we got
we got 4 ogyrns
fast cargo
Ad Hominim, it's attacking someone personally when debating factually
slow spade
Now can someone answer my question I can't find the rotation schedule on the Dar...
I didn't even know there was a rotation schedule and I've played since release lol
civic knot
Ad Hominim, it's attacking someone personally when debating factually
oh well darn me for not catching your fancy speak, pardner 🤠
earnest lotus
Ad Hominim, it's attacking someone personally when debating factually
Ex: Hadron is objectively the hottest Darktide character, doodoo head.
fast cargo
oh well darn me for not catching your fancy speak, pardner 🤠
Honestly I'm a nerd for even knowing it exists
slow spade
Ad Hominim, it's attacking someone personally when debating factually
Imagine not insulting people in your debates. Got to get into the Warhammer mindset 💪
fast cargo
Ex: Hadron is objectively the hottest Darktide character, doodoo head.
Yeah, pretty much
civic knot
Honestly I'm a nerd for even knowing it exists
nah im kinda nerdy too i sit around listening to religious debates of whether the god emperor exists or not and Christopher Hitchens says yes
fast cargo
Imagine not insulting people in your debates. Got to get into the Warhammer mind...
Oh, I called an Eldar player a fuckwit the other day, I'm not opposed
earnest lotus
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THE COMMODORE VESTIGES ROTATE THIS WEEK??!!
I'm about to go gamer mode
slow spade
Oh, I called an Eldar player a fuckwit the other day, I'm not opposed
3 slurs from each warhammer race's language minimum
Or your gamekey for Darktide gets revoked UwU
halcyon jackal
civic knot
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THE COMMODORE VESTIGES ROTATE THIS WEEK??!!
Will no one help this helpless robodog?
earnest lotus
https://tenor.com/view/who-cares-trump-lol-gif-13275970
Eldar ahhhhhhh attitude
hard briar
3 slurs from each warhammer race's language minimum
I know the ogyrn chat lore to know how this ends
fast cargo
3 slurs from each warhammer race's language minimum
Eldar:
Knife-ears, Da Wimpy Gitz, and Sluts
fast cargo
Orks:
Apes, Shrooms, Green-Skins
slow spade
I know the ogyrn chat lore to know how this ends
As a pure Vet main, I think I've only seen the ogryn chat to shitpost
earnest lotus
I've seen more N bombs from the Zealots in public chat than anything
civic knot
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THE COMMODORE VESTIGES ROTATE THIS WEEK??!!
Tbh I wanna know too.... New drip this week to pay my Darktide rent?
fast cargo
Tau:
Fish-Face, Space Commies, Blue Bloody Bastards
civic knot
I've seen more N bombs from the Zealots in public chat than anything
idk why but this is correct.
slow spade
Brb going to Ogryn chat to defend the Power Maul again
civic knot
I've seen more N bombs from the Zealots in public chat than anything
zealot brain rot
hard briar
The year was 2023 of our God Emperor.
The Ogyrns were shitposting against the Zealots and vice versa...it was then that the adeptus moderatus attacked
fast cargo
Necrons:
Spoopy Scary Skeletons, Souless Robots, Those Dumbasses Who Trusted The Deciever
Tyranids:
Bugs, Bugs, and Bugs
hard briar
Their Chat Logs were too powerful. The Ogyrns didn't stand a chance
civic knot
I've seen more N bombs from the Zealots in public chat than anything
especially knife zealots. They have accumulated so much brain rot they are buddies with Nurgle
fast cargo
Votann:
(Can't print these because they're actual slurs)
earnest lotus
Brb going to Ogryn chat to defend the Power Maul again
Mention the power sword in Psyker chat
fast cargo
Did I miss anyone?
earnest lotus
They go bonkers
civic knot
yuh uh
slow spade
Mention the power sword in Psyker chat
"Lol why do you use the Illinois sword. Just play Vet" 😎
civic knot
xDD
fast cargo
Admittedly, I skipped the GSC because they're part of the Nids
earnest lotus
NOT UH
fast cargo
Oh you meant races, not factions
fast cargo
So Capitalist Tau
Nah, there's a major sect directly allied to the Tau
Most are mercs tho
earnest lotus
Did you do Laer?
fast cargo
Whomst?
hard briar
Did you do Laer?
Do her? I barely know her
inland orchid
fast cargo
I just hit all the major factions, don't know most of the tiny ones
vernal harbor
"Lol why do you use the Illinois sword. Just play Vet" 😎
The Illinois sword lmao
fast cargo
Nine times out of ten they can be described as Lasgun Fodder anyway
earnest lotus
Apparently they're the Xenos that corrupted Fulgrim into joing Slaane-
OH MY GOD
FULGRIM IS A SCALIE
hard briar
You think they taste good?
fast cargo
FULGRIM IS A SCALIE
He's a snake now and you're only just figuring this out!?
earnest lotus
You think they taste good?
I mean down here we eat Gator and it's pretty good
earnest lotus
He's a snake now and you're only just figuring this out!?
There's a difference between being a snake and fucking one
fast cargo
Anything tastes better than rations
fast cargo
There's a difference between being a snake and fucking one
He's also Slanneshi, did you think there was anything he didn't fuck?
fast cargo
Yup
earnest lotus
Where are my rats
hard briar
Warhammer and Warhammer 40k are technically the same verse
No
slow spade
The Illinois sword lmao
I saw a psyker get autocorrected to that and it was hilarious :p
hard briar
Warhammer 40k exists in a jar
On the magj college of Altsorf
College of Magi in Altdorf
fast cargo
There's that theory about Sigmar being one of the lost primarchs tho
earnest lotus
Where are my space Skavens
fast cargo
Where are my space Skavens
Nurglites, mostly
hard briar
Where are my space Skavens
They're classified as abhumans
slow spade
Warhammer and Warhammer 40k are technically the same verse
strictly speaking either in the Eye of Terror or in some fuck off part of the galaxy like the Ghoul Stars
earnest lotus
I can imagine them
fast cargo
They're classified as abhumans
Thought Ratlings were mostly human?
earnest lotus
A Skaven gunner
earnest lotus
With a bubble helmet
hard briar
Thought Ratlings were mostly human?
Ratlings are a racial slur used against humans with Dwarfism
earnest lotus
Nurglites, mostly
Skavens aren't gross just brutal
fast cargo
Skavens aren't gross just brutal
They literally worship Nurgle in their lore
earnest lotus
I didn't know about Ratlings
hard briar
Species X-10198-RK
earnest lotus
But now I'm wondering where is my Ratling class
terse idol
They literally worship Nurgle in their lore
Uh no they don't
They worship the great horned one
fast cargo
But now I'm wondering where is my Ratling class
Redundant with Veteran Sharpshooter
terse idol
clan Pestilens worships a facimillie of nurgle
hard briar
But now I'm wondering where is my Ratling class
Too small
terse idol
but they worship the great horned one
hard briar
Balancing Ratlings would be as abysmal as balancing Ogyrns
fast cargo
They worship the great horned one
God of disease last I checked?
terse idol
God of disease last I checked?
No
soft blade
But now I'm wondering where is my Ratling class
probably in a ventilation duct somewhere
