Misheard MG Lyrics

[polar totem]

personal favourite from this is your face on dogs: "Candace swimming in my ear"

[crimson vault]

gotta go with "There's no such thing as the monkey man"

[dawn yew]

from Athoth A Go Go: "Free falling through the time after life, petrified, 'cause there is nothing that's not my fault!"

[storm forge]

Machine Girl vs Wlf Grl - "a fucking werewolf in a rabies store"

[thorn sable]

I heard “a fucking werewolf in a lady’s skirt” LMAO

[dawn yew]

both good

[undone creek]

MY BRAIN IS GAY

i thought that’s what it was for so long

[fervent plank]

somehow hear cicadas as subliminal in psycho signal jammer

or vise versa i don't even know anymore 😿

[thorn sable]

i hear it as "security, security..."

cicadas proooobably makes more sense?

[fervent plank]

see like i still hear it as subliminal idk where the c is 😭😭😭

[ancient hatch]

I thought the intro lyrics to this is your face on dogs were
"All of me out of my face" or "all of me out of my brain"

[ancient hatch]

I thought it WAS security security

[dawn yew]

the boys in the mushroom cloud said! it's time to make your mother frown!

also

Neko Culture Vulture

[polar totem]

hehehehehe

[low basin]

it is cicadas! bc the lyric goes “fall to my knees. cicadas in my head, i pray im slowly going deaf”

tho the first time i kept hearing “signal signal signal”

[polar totem]

I heard security idk if that's what's actually being said tho

[devout widget]

for the longest time i swear i thought it was “not your dog, wont play fetch” in this is your face on dogs

[hot gorge]

In "The Fortress (the Blood Inside)" my good friend misheard in a live show "the weather's in the forecast" instead of "the blood is in the fortress"

[polar totem]

THE WEATHERS IN THE FORECAST

[hot gorge]

^Me when someone makes small talk about the weather

[polar totem]

THE WEATHERS IN THEEEEE

[mint galleon]

scroll of sorrow

[wary elk]

FR i hear fake it online make it offline😭

[lapis plank]

Wait thats not the lyric?

[storm forge]

I wish

[polar totem]

When I make love a break my neck

But it's actually I see two paths I fake the left or somrthing

[dawn yew]

it's both

[urban mica]

unrelated to misheard lyrics but whenever i hear the "I see two paths and choose the left" line i think of that one episode of XRA that matt really likes to sample

"and so he changed his mind, and took the path on the right. his right. if you are facing him, it's your left (left) (left)"

[fickle pawn]

Most annoying misheard lyric has to be the uzumaki tiktok one where people kept saying “lose my mind hysteria” instead of “lose my mind in stereo”

[dawn yew]

https://tenor.com/view/incredibles-mr-incredible-not-strong-enough-gif-25547952

[fickle pawn]

Debate of the century

[urban mica]

honestly i could hear both and considering there were no confirmed lyrics for it at the time i can see how people would think it's either one

people getting so pressed about it though is annoying

[fickle pawn]

Yeah wars were waged

[half estuary]

Thought he said Meow Meow in Sick!!

[dense lance]

i used to hear miscellaneous for yhe cameras instead of whatever the hell matt said

[dense lance]

i didnt come from tiktok but for the longest time i thought it was this

[timber socket]

“it’s your house and i’m a baguette” -grindhouse

[tiny fulcrum]

"FUCK. I'M. THE GAY."
-Fuck up your face

[daring helm]

I feel like the misheard lyric also goes with the theme of the song. IT TAKES A NATION OF MILLENIALS TO DESTROY A NATION OF MILLIONS.
“This is war because the skies are green”
Actual-this is war against a dying breed

[fiery tree]

my friend always heard "the perfect fix. Be cousins" instead of "the essence" on devil speak

now i cant unhear it

[polar totem]

LMFAO

[mellow river]

you're a powdered cake... a legendary source....

[fiery tree]

i used to hear "a freaking virgin" instead of update your version or outfreak inversion

[mellow river]

And that’s how I just found out another machine girl moment. Thanks!

[mellow river]

SHOOOCK!!!!!

[devout widget]

instead of “eat shit and live” on nu nu meta phenomena i keep hearing “eat shit, adlib”

[fiery tree]

on nu nu meta phenomena i Know its "the face you make post bliss" but i honestly hear "cosplay" instead of "post bliss"

[mellow river]

SAME

[fiery tree]

thought "wow, mg really does know their target audience !"

[mellow river]

I didnt even know it was post bliss i just found out from this 😭

[dire pier]

Markiplier, Markiplier, Markiplier... instead of father proud repeated in Status at 2:30

[white geyser]

"Im not a doppelgänger from zeh mall"
-Motherfather

[white geyser]

WAIT A MINUTEEE- ur telling me the line in until i die ISNT "as the lyrical resistance"???

fucking hell im stupuid

and like I THOUGHT "we are the lyrical resistance" was ALSO a line in sick, but its fucking "versus my utter indiference"😭

crazy how "onlyfans and onlypotions" is an actual line tho and NOT something i missheard asdfghnjmk,

[white geyser]

i thought "lyrical resistance" was just a reoccuring motif in MG ULTRA like doppelgängers, but apperently i just got rlly bad ears asxdcfghj

oh also i know its "cerberus" but i cant listen to the fortress without hearing "the name circle is derived from greek"

[dire pier]

I typed it out one time and now if I type "the" I get the entire intro in my suggested words

[white geyser]

"sorry father im a transphobe, in hell believe!"
-splatter

[shadow rivet]

In bullet hell Instead of judgment day i always heard
Touch me - gay

[mossy pasture]

I talk to the mirror!
I communicate with my dad!
(Fully in it)

[dire pier]

Fully in it has some badass lyrics

[white geyser]

"its your house and im a bit gay" (Grindhouse)

[fervent plank]

#Truthnukedropped

[subtle frost]

I’m gonna eat some subway
Full metal dipshit

[wise prism]

"im a freak and a virgin" (super freq)

[fiery tree]

YES I ALWAYS HEARD "a freaking virgin"

[dire pier]

I heard "I'm a freak you're a virgin" lol

[wise prism]

machine freak

[modest bluff]

when nu nu meta phenomena came out i always thought it was nu-nu feta-meta instead of the title LOL

honestly wonder if my headphones were screwed up because how

[fiery tree]

https://tenor.com/view/feta-cheese-cracker-barrel-feta-cheese-gif-13559669005038240782

[modest bluff]

LMFAOOO YES

[dire pier]

feta 🤤

[urban mica]

unrelated but i had a chicken gyro for dinner with feta on it and it was heavenly

[shadow rivet]

Eat shit and lead
Nunu meta

[bleak palm]

once in my life

you're right

[shadow rivet]

i unironically thought "feel like a freak on a leash" in beta beast was "feel like a brick on a leash"

[fickle pawn]

That might actually make sense as a lyric if you think about it

[shut granite]

DONT LISTEN TO THE BIO PERVERSION 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[ivory edge]

"i came in with my eyes cloooooooosed" from psychic attack but i misheard it 💜

[shut granite]

"ITS YOUR HOUSE AND IM A BAUGETTE" 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[daring helm]

In the Japanese character song that’s super popular I’ve never known the lyrics

“GONNA DESTROY REALITY”

“AGAGAGAGAGAGAGAWOODABING”

The song is gibberish

“Someday, I wanna feel no pain”

[shadow rivet]

"I think i'll lose my mind to hysteria"

🙂

[vocal stratus]

“I can’t look both ways/I can’t look both ways”

[wise prism]

LMAO

machine girl jaywalkers real?!?!

[vocal stratus]

They’re such rebels for that

[shut granite]

"I think the men appear sometimes"
-my ears

[wise prism]

LMFAO

[white geyser]

"SAKURA!! YOU KILLED MY SON!!"
-fully in it

(apperently its "fucker", not "sakura")

[fervent plank]

I heard murderer 😭

[urban mica]

it's murderer

https://youtu.be/iKt8BvpdL7Q i believe it's this

in the song, the sample is pitched up 4 semitones.

[storm forge]

Holy shit, can't believe that was an Alan Partridge sample this whole time

Between that and the Garth Meringhis Darkplace reference in Kill All Borders U-Void really is peak.

[civic shore]

IM LIKE MONTHS LATE BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID NU NU FETUS META

IM LOSING IT MAN IM GOING INSANE

[modest bluff]

HELP

[bleak palm]

"in this dream state" vs "in this crusade" from schizodipshit

[daring helm]

“So let’s hope your digital heaven is real as hell” from a song name I can’t remember

[devout widget]

it takes a nation of millennials to destroy a nation of millions

[placid saddle]

"When you fetch a bird dogs tend to fly"

sad claps

[dire pier]

"I'm making girls out of men like you"

From psychic attack

[shadow rivet]

MACHINE GIRL IF IT WAS W*KE

[dire pier]

Ewwww

[civic shore]

My boyfriend also miss heard something in physics attack wait

Misheard*

Holy fuck my keyboard

"when you're taking a shit behind my back"

HELP ME??

[dire pier]

Lmao

[subtle frost]

Instead of “stagnation I hate this joint” I heard “Shake that butt I hate this chore” 😭 uzumaki btw

[vocal stratus]

HAHA WHAT

[civic shore]

Uzumaki has been mentioned I wake up from my slumber

Despite the fact it's overrated I still love it anyways bye

[shadow rivet]

MY FAVOURITE TICK TOCK SONG!!!!!

[golden temple]

I’m an old man with an omen

Scrape my data before the “leak”

[vocal stratus]

scrape my data mentioned

[pliant crypt]

before I saw some transcribed lyrics I thought it was “a Death bringer, otamatone” in scrape my data

automaton makes much More Sense

[golden temple]

It’s not otamatone?

Day ruined💔

[urban mica]

i keep hearing it like "a comic con"

[shut granite]

i misheard this as
“What an new man what an old man what a cloned man” im very surpriesd that i heard the last line correctly

[shadow rivet]

a simon says or a lucky guess

[shut granite]

no more otamatone 😔

[fiery tree]

is it "a dead ringer" or "a death bringer" in scrape my data

i thought it was a dead ringer becoz like . Identity theft ! data stealing

[shadow rivet]

Check mg bandcamp for official lyrica

[fiery tree]

oh yeah mb

[fickle pawn]

It’s not overrated GRRRAAAH

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-my-reaction-to-that-information-angry-reaction-wolf-reaction-gif-27080186

[civic shore]

I MEANT OVERUSED DONT COME AT ME

[golden temple]

It’s lowkey both

[white geyser]

fake it, online!
get naked, offline!

-scroll of sorrow

[golden temple]

Wait those aren’t the lyrics😦

https://tenor.com/view/wat-kotte-animation-gif-5371022687647319259

[shut granite]

😔

[white geyser]

"you cant define what you dont understand"
-sick (apperently its "you can't divide what you dont understand")

[fiery tree]

both work !

[clear furnace]

I always heard it as "you cant survive what you dont understand"

[white geyser]

sometimes i also hear it as "defy"

[shadow rivet]

You get the vibe but you don't understand

[mossy pasture]

i thought "Red knight third eye" was "break the paradigm"

[shadow rivet]

ALL CONSUMING
I'M LOST IN THE SLOP

[dire pier]

That's actually fire though

[white geyser]

CUZ ITS [F SLUR] SEASON
I NEED TO BEAT IT

-Rabbit Season

JEB ARE YOU THERE?

-Dread Architect

[golden temple]

What part even is this

[white geyser]

the one where in the music video tjeres the giant mark otherman/marok oser and he shoots laser out of his third eye

[white geyser]

"psychic damage would be nice"

-Psychowar

[white geyser]

"psycho.... psychowarrior...."

-innermission

[golden temple]

I love innermission dearly

Only real ones know it as plato intercept 1

[surreal kernel]

I thought scroll of sorrow said naked online not fake it online until i heard it live 😭

[jaunty island]

i always misshear the “whos this built for?” (in dread architect) as “ignore the vore” 💔 then i get confused as to what song im listening to

[shadow rivet]

FIND YOUR... PSYCHO WARD

[white geyser]

red light blue light

[bright ermine]

“Sandy walks through the data fog like a lost dog”
Before I saw the actual lyrics I thought Sandy was a reference to someone or something I never knew of

I was like “wait who’s sandy”

[white geyser]

from spunchbop

[bright ermine]

Not as funny but I first misheard it as “Ashes built for ashes built for ashes…”

[golden temple]

Same

Would lowkey fit the themes of the internet being a hellhole

[fiery tree]

my friend heard
"aaaaahhh This is a content farm" instead of "all i see is a content farm" on scrape my data

[subtle frost]

“get me off of this god damn farm” -come on baby scrape my data

[bleak palm]

"big fat USA" - Ignore the vore

[pliant crypt]

"do you even know that's Dad?" - Ignore The Vore

[white geyser]

i originally heard that as "all the fish stay fetishable" T~T

[white geyser]

i keep misshearing psychowar as psych ward

hold up

psychowarden unironically goes fucking hard

[upper kayak]

“It do be kinda emo” instead of “a stupid kind of evil”

-BIYAAHEYSF

[subtle frost]

They demand 5 sacks of rice instead of they demand a sacrifice -necro culture vulture

[white geyser]

"super mario, i still got it"
-creeping up from the pit

[odd crow]

For the longest time i thought they were saying breakfast and lunch

instead of resist the urge

[white geyser]

is it "killing children over fossil fuel" or "getting shitfaced off of fossil fuel" in necro culture vulture

i always hear the killing children line but genius disagrees apperently

[hollow cargo]

"Im goin' breakfast!" -mother dearest whilst psychowar was playing

[fiery tree]

i just straight up could never hear "with no string" in the whole "i'm not even a girl anymore" part in scroll of sorrow

[white geyser]

originally same but then i resd "on the street" somewhere and now im only able to here that

[fiery tree]

ooh but that works too

i love when a misheard lyric makes sense

[fiery tree]

"chalamet !" instead of "salivate" in bitten twice

[hearty isle]

Dread architect at the very end instead of who’s this built for: “conscience, feels fine! 😇”

[ivory edge]

lovecheck, an in to pit. - misheard rabbit season ❤️

[subtle frost]

All shakes of gay I’m to fame -kill screen

[civic shore]

Some idiot kept bashing me for that and even claimed UZUMAKI wasn't even made by machine girl

"the creator of the song named it lose my mind in hysteria" buddy... That so called "creator" stole it off of a machine girl song....

[dire pier]

that HAS to be bait

[reef fern]

This cheeto taste so good

[civic shore]

The thing is, it was not, they were being genuine 😢..

[dire pier]

:(

[frank apex]

I was listening to fully in it and i heard “i can communicate with my dick” instead of “i can communicate with the dead”

[vocal stratus]

this is deep 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

[royal stone]

lose my mind in hysteria or live my life in stereo

[reef fern]

I think I ||machine girl release the|| my ||Sonic CD|| in ||Remixes Ep||

[vast knoll]

SAME

[reef fern]

Fuck your haircut my thoughts are long range

[upper kayak]

Red light
Green light
Red light
Green light

[frank tinsel]

SAME LMFAOOO

[vocal stratus]

SAME LMAO

oh now i look like a copycat

[hearty isle]

I know exactly what song your talking about lol

Psychic attack I think

[civic shore]

"You're a powder cake, a legendary sort" in it takes a Nation of millenials💔💔

[hearty isle]

“I feel a thousand bees, sometimes…”

[fervent plank]

Close enough

[cerulean seal]

"There's a panic, in my balls"-Batsu forever

[empty eagle]

When I first heard rabbit season I thought it said
"Rabbit holes and fucking carrot sticks"

[ivory edge]

🥹

[median notch]

omg, in that song i listen: ''where's my dick out the planet'' 💔

[fiery tree]

oh i heard something like that too 😭

[median notch]

omg i think i was the only onee AKJJKAKJ

[fiery tree]

i think i heared Where's my dick, get up the ladder

[median notch]

yeah, something like that

[median notch]

''Noodle noodle phenomenal''

[hearty isle]

Does it not…?

Oh wait

Smoking carrot sticks

[empty eagle]

THATS WHAT I SAID

It sounds so much like it

[hearty isle]

😭

[median notch]

neko couture culture...

[bright wolf]

more of you inside of me a fix of yum yum tee-tee-tee

[empty eagle]

When I first heard i-void destroyer I thought the "search and destroy" lines were "settle the score"

I never questioned it as it kinda made sense

[hearty isle]

Until we DIEEE

[median notch]

''josé''- until i die

[shadow rivet]

something something something and i'm naked on the scene in id crisis angel

[empty eagle]

Me to me to 🔥

[shadow rivet]

OG innermission
bath waiting
bath laid back

[bleak palm]

I'll eat your fucking ass. It's not a threat it's a fact.

[next moss]

for a small while i thought the really fast "dread architect"s in dread architect were saying "monogamy"

[fiery tree]

the humble anti polyamory matt stephenson

[shadow rivet]

Who's this
Cule for
Not you

[median notch]

''cumming out from the under world''- cicadas

[unique basalt]

“SUSAN! KATE! DENY! GRACE!” -psychowar

[placid saddle]

"five night
freddy
catch me"
-ignore the vore